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Speaker 1: City and with Kate Ritchie podcast, did you miss your

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Speaker 1: own wedding?

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Speaker 2: And I don't mean did you get cold feet a

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Speaker 2: few weeks out from the wedding or even months? God,

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm going to do this, didn't

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Speaker 2: have the guts to say it, and then you just

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Speaker 2: decided not to turn up on the day. I mean,

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Speaker 2: did something happen? Were you caught in a traffic jam?

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Speaker 2: Did your flight not a right etc?

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Speaker 3: Etc.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you saw this story floating around,

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Speaker 2: They're not so happy couple anymore. There was Janine Sheriff

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Speaker 2: and Kyle Risk that's.

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Speaker 1: A real name. They live in New Zealand.

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Speaker 2: And they're big, big fans of cinema in particular, they're

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Speaker 2: big fans of Lord of the Rings. They had the

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Speaker 2: intention to go to Hobbiton, which is.

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Speaker 3: In New Zealand where they made it.

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Speaker 1: They were going to go. They were going to.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it also us with a cruise ship, so that

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Speaker 2: that that contributes to the problem here, so they wow,

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Speaker 2: exactly cru magic.

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Speaker 1: It's the it's the wedding of your.

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Speaker 3: Dreams, that is I mean. And if you asked Bilbo Baggins,

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Speaker 3: he would love I mean he was a big fan

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Speaker 3: of the cruise ship. Tolkens that Bilbo Baggins is the Hobbit.

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Speaker 3: I hate that stuff, Tommy Bilbo Bilbo?

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Speaker 1: Is that the guy that is played by the actor

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Speaker 1: Sean the little guy Austin. He's got that, isn't he

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Speaker 1: in one of those things? No?

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Speaker 3: The Hobbit was played by the guy that was who's

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Speaker 3: out of the English Office.

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Speaker 1: Elijah Elijah Wood. Oh he's very good.

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Not well it was an American.

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Speaker 4: Actor, isn't he in one of those Little.

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Speaker 3: Elijah was FROs In?

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Speaker 4: What what movies that was in? The hate that stuff?

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Speaker 1: Hang on, I don't hate it. I just think I

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Speaker 1: missed the train gets back on? Who was Sean Aston

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Speaker 1: and Sean Ashton?

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Speaker 3: Was Bilbo Baggins? I think that's was Martin Freeman. He's

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Speaker 3: in the original.

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Speaker 1: He was the villain, wasn't he wasn't he Wise Gang?

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Speaker 4: How many people can jump in here?

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Speaker 1: You know what?

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Speaker 3: This is where we need Leno who worked on the show,

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Speaker 3: because Leno has got a Lord of the Rings tattoo

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Speaker 3: on his league. He does.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know Morgan Freeman was in it.

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Speaker 1: Who was about Morgan? Was was Sam Wise?

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Speaker 3: Who was the best friend of Proto Baggins, who went

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Speaker 3: on the quest to put the ring in the Giant.

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Speaker 1: The little mate. He was Mikey and Goonies and I

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Speaker 1: was going to marry up, grow up and marry him. Yes,

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Speaker 1: as well as Chris John Silver.

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Speaker 3: He was the one in Goonies who had the He

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Speaker 3: had that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the penis off the statue.

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Speaker 1: Oh he did, thank you, he did. And then and

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Speaker 1: then they stuck it on upside down. And wasn't that

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Speaker 1: funny when he was twelve?

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Speaker 4: It was funny anyway.

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Speaker 2: Poor Jeanine and Kyle, they okay, they get on the

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Speaker 2: cruise ship. That's not the poor Jeanine and Kyle bit.

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Speaker 2: They just happened to get on the cruise ship. They're

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Speaker 2: going to cruise along. They're going to park the ship.

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Speaker 1: Will not park the ship.

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Speaker 3: They're going to do some much reverse and I will

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Speaker 3: take that part.

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Speaker 1: We'll stop the ship.

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Speaker 2: They will get off, they will get exchange vows and

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Speaker 2: get married at Hobiton, and then they'll get back on.

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Speaker 1: They're going to meet all their family and friends at Hobiton.

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Speaker 1: They are going to.

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Speaker 3: Have a ring then, which is called made Precious.

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Speaker 2: I even get that one that was a good but

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Speaker 2: what happened was the ship's coming into the port and

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Speaker 2: apparently there's an issue with the ship, and not the

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Speaker 2: usual kind of issues, but it's something around that the

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Speaker 2: hull of the ship wasn't clean enough. I didn't even

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Speaker 2: know this rule existed where you can't I guess, bring

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Speaker 2: filth from other ports to this port. So there was

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Speaker 2: like something growing on the side. They had to shut

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Speaker 2: it down and have it cleaned. So old Jeanine and

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Speaker 2: Kyle they could, they were getting selfies. They couldn't get

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Speaker 2: to Hobiton. They were getting selfies and calls from all

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Speaker 2: of their friends and families who had gathered at Hobbiton.

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Speaker 3: Who took the traditional route of actually catching a plane there.

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Speaker 2: I know that it was their special day, so they

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Speaker 2: wanted to top and tail the Hobbiton visit.

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Speaker 4: With Imagine if you're friends of theirs and you've flown

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Speaker 4: to New Zealand to go to hobit On for a

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Speaker 4: novelty wedding, I dare say that I've taken time off

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Speaker 4: work and it's cost your fortune, and then the bride

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Speaker 4: and groom is stuck on a cruise ship.

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Speaker 3: I dare say if you're friends with these two, you'd

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Speaker 3: be very excited to go to hobit on mate, very

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Speaker 3: excited because you don't have a life.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, that's unfair because some.

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Speaker 2: People do, like Lill's okay and stuff like that.

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Speaker 4: That's weird.

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Speaker 2: When I went to New Zealand, we went to that

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Speaker 2: the weather Workshop, sorry, the weather Workshop is what it's called.

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Speaker 2: Is that what it's called where they make all the

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Speaker 2: cg Lord of the Rings stuff and all the models

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Speaker 2: and it was amazing.

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Speaker 1: Did may like it? I did it with Blackers and Joels?

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Speaker 3: Did you want a.

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Speaker 1: Troop of a life?

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Speaker 3: We went to Hawaii we did the Jurassic Park Tour,

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Speaker 3: which was amazing. That's where they filmed Jurassic Park.

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Speaker 2: But would you ever get married somewhere like that? Although

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Speaker 2: you had a novelty wedding, didn't you?

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Speaker 3: How did I have a novelty wedding?

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Speaker 4: Adelaide Oval?

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Speaker 1: Did you get married one? Is it a novelty?

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Speaker 3: You wore thongs? I would put thongs for the dance.

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Speaker 3: This is the radio. That's not novelty.

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Speaker 4: That's traditional novelty about mine twelve group?

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Speaker 1: That you're married? You did not? That's ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: Look like a gospel choir.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what that means is you're a people pleaser,

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Speaker 2: which you didn't want to upset anyone.

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Speaker 4: So sorry for having solid friends.

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Speaker 3: You'd be more likely to.

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Speaker 4: Get married at Hobiton than me. Mate wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: Well, I should have, it would have maybe ended up

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