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Speaker 1: Let's talk about this one, guys. Technology in the future.

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Speaker 1: It's arriving on our doorstep. Mercedes at a car show

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Speaker 1: overseas has brought out their latest tech in terms of

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Speaker 1: a cars and driving. They've got a new feature which

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Speaker 1: is simply called mind control. Sorry, Brain computer interface is

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Speaker 1: what it's called. And the car has an ability to

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Speaker 1: read your brain. So when you drive your car, the

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Speaker 1: technology sets you put like a headband on and it

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Speaker 1: is able to understand what you like, what you don't like,

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Speaker 1: and what you're thinking.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's ridiculous because what if it makes.

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Speaker 3: The wrong And also when don't you ever just have

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Speaker 3: thoughts that are like you're driving along and you might imagine,

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Speaker 3: oh my god, if I kept accelerating, I'd smash into

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Speaker 3: that current front or something.

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Speaker 4: Does it read that and then make it happen?

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Speaker 5: It probably will, says so you have to. I'm sure

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Speaker 5: it doesn't. But it can do things like.

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Speaker 1: If you are in the car and you're not enjoying

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Speaker 1: the radio station that you're listening to, then it can

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Speaker 1: change to the radio station that you'd prefer to be

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Speaker 1: listening to right now, So you might be going, oh,

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Speaker 1: fitzy and whipper my God, don't tell me they're going

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Speaker 1: to do another parody. What's Ray Hadley talking about? And

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Speaker 1: it will go to Ray Hadley.

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Speaker 3: But then you go, your brain might go Hardley country music.

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Speaker 3: This this like connections. The way your brain moves is

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Speaker 3: so fast that suddenly you're feeling like you're having a.

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Speaker 6: Think.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, that's right, the milk is out. I'm going

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Speaker 2: to go get some milk. So then the car just

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Speaker 2: turns left to go to the nearest.

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Speaker 5: How good is that?

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Speaker 4: No, it's you're in a rush to get somewhere somebody.

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Speaker 4: You're at the milk shop, then the pit shop, then.

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Speaker 6: The way to work.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's doing a job for you. It could

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Speaker 1: be saying, oh my gosh, yes, I need to get

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Speaker 1: the milk. So you get home after work and BJ

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Speaker 1: says where's the milk? You go, oh, sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: The car didn't tell me.

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Speaker 2: It's so it's actually so ridiculous because it also is,

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Speaker 2: oh that's it there, Okay.

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Speaker 4: It's not very good.

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Speaker 2: The other thing as well, is that, like if you

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Speaker 2: see a light turning amber, are you going, oh, okay,

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Speaker 2: I can make that. I can make that. I can

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Speaker 2: make that. So the car speeds up and then it

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Speaker 5: No, it's not like you don't tell the car what

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Speaker 2: The car would probably have the technology in your brain,

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Speaker 2: so hang on to them.

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Speaker 3: What's the car reading just that you want to change

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Speaker 3: the radio station? That does more than that says, Because

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Speaker 3: how lazy are you? Flickum on the steering wheel.

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Speaker 4: You've got it.

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Speaker 1: But for Fitzi's example, the the car would read that

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Speaker 1: you have an amber light in front of you, and

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Speaker 1: therefore the car would start to slow down. So has

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Speaker 1: all that camera technology as well.

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Speaker 3: Don't you ever have that moment approaching an orange light

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Speaker 3: where you're going, do I don't?

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Speaker 4: I do? I don't.

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Speaker 5: I will do it for you. I will make that decision.

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Speaker 2: So it reads your brain, but then overrides your brain.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't become the car versus your brain. It doesn't

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Speaker 1: become pay do three do three hundred? Do three hundred

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Speaker 1: in the school zone, go go, go idea you to know.

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Speaker 6: But if I'm thinking to myself, I can make that red.

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Speaker 4: Yeah and it slams the brakes.

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Speaker 2: Can make that wight up. You're not reading my brain.

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Speaker 1: The hardest part for me would be if I was

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Speaker 1: sort of driving and I'd Lisa in the passenger seat

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Speaker 1: and just kept turning into a driving macas if it

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Speaker 1: just kept going through the drive through. No, I'm on

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Speaker 1: a diet. Now you've got the wrong IDEA.

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Speaker 2: MDG would be, you know, down at Cronulla driving on

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Speaker 2: the esplanade and it would just be slowing down in

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Speaker 2: front of girls in Brikina.

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Speaker 3: Suddenly it's redirected to the strippers and Bronze's so confused.

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Speaker 4: Here again, I.

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Speaker 7: Can tell you right now, I don't need mind control

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Speaker 7: for my vehicle to do that.

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Speaker 6: It does that already.

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Speaker 8: Wouldn't be amazing.

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Speaker 5: Get me there as quick as possible. Why are we

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Speaker 5: doing twenty k's along the beach? Safety?

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Speaker 2: Public safety?

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Speaker 4: This is the second time I've been disappointed since has.

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Speaker 5: Just bought the brand new Mercedes. Congratulations, that's awesome.

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Speaker 7: Who knew that that feature was in the twenty twenty

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Speaker 7: day Santa Fack.

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Speaker 6: In Maddie's car. All it does is just play the

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Speaker 6: traffic his traffic.

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Speaker 2: Also time we've heard the traffic forty eight times?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, but how good's my voice?

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Speaker 7: My podcast?

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Speaker 2: When it's time to trade lamps around the supermarket for

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Speaker 2: a trip to.

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Speaker 1: Just put me in the direction made the bags are packed,

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Speaker 9: time for Tom the overweight looking Russell brand producer Time.

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Speaker 2: Tom Time.

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Speaker 8: Oh yes like that please and this?

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Speaker 6: Sorry, yes fits, You're not overweight anymore, Tommy.

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Speaker 8: Oh thank you mate. I am trying.

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Speaker 2: Here's the circuit going in the backyard.

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Speaker 9: Oh good, but I am worried because I live in

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Speaker 9: an apartment building, so it's a communal backyard and there's.

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Speaker 6: A grass perving on you. Well, yeah, it was a

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Speaker 6: bit awkward.

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Speaker 9: The other day, I did do a workout in front

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Speaker 9: of one of the other girls who lives in the apartment.

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Speaker 5: She was sitting in the communal area. Yeah, she was

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Speaker 5: in the It's weird.

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Speaker 6: What was she doing reading or she was reading?

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Speaker 9: She was reading a book and I was furiously panting.

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Speaker 1: Not in pantomime. You should never pant her with your

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Speaker 9: Because I was doing burpies in the backyard and I

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Speaker 5: Did you have to single it on single and green shorts?

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Speaker 5: There was definitely no chance a.

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Speaker 7: Better than there's nothing better. At least you have grass,

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Speaker 7: and now we don't have grass. So I just go

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Speaker 4: Feel threatening to come across the plas.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so when people walk to their car, they just

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Speaker 5: There's a naked man in the basement.

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Speaker 6: Again, did not isolate that audio?

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Speaker 8: Do not isolate that audio.

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Speaker 5: Wow, hot and sweating?

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Speaker 9: All right, the prize Actually lots of callers and I

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Speaker 9: haven't even given out the prize yet. How good is

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Speaker 9: that for this segment? One hundred dollars to spend at

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Speaker 9: Rebel Sportsbel everyone will get those Fitsy whipper thongs. You've

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Speaker 9: got Fitsy on your left foot and whipper on your right.

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Speaker 5: Awesome.

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Speaker 9: Let's say good morning to Brianna in Sutherland.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, really strong start. You've got to get the

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Speaker 2: third one correct to win those great prizes.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, that's right, Fitzy. The answer is either fits your

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Speaker 9: whipper to win those great prizes. Who is so desperate

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Speaker 9: for affection that he's saying to everyone on the team,

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Speaker 9: I love you in the hope that one of us will.

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Speaker 8: Say it to him in return. Who would that be,

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Speaker 8: Fitz your whipper?

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Speaker 9: I feel like, yeah, you're spot on and sadly, what's

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Speaker 9: been the result of that whip.

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Speaker 5: Out of the high team? When we look around? What

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Speaker 5: have we got? Six of us? Seven? A?

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Speaker 1: I got one from Leno? So thanks Leno. I got

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Speaker 1: to love you back. Love you says yeah.

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Speaker 4: I think Lena was actually looking at me when he

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Speaker 4: said it.

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Speaker 5: But that love you, love you Tom, love you Ryan,

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Speaker 5: thanks mate?

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Speaker 8: Still a bit quiet.

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Speaker 9: So and what a great phrase that is question number two? Now,

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Speaker 9: when I told the boys how much I love this

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Speaker 9: song by Taylor Swift. It's my son and sarah'spect song too, now,

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Speaker 9: I said, I said to one of the boys, oh,

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Speaker 9: this is the best driving song you know you get

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Speaker 9: out you dry?

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Speaker 8: I got Taylor Swift and was it was? Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 9: Was it fits a whipper that said to me if

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Speaker 9: that song came on in my car, I would say, Tom,

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Speaker 9: get out of my EF and car.

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Speaker 5: That's aggressive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, Brianna. It was just a moment. I was

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Speaker 5: Morning you seem happy.

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Speaker 2: And you know, Tom and I were on a road

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Speaker 6: Listen to a couple of podcasts, I said, Tom, get out.

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Speaker 2: Of the car.

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Speaker 9: Yea, yes, all right, a third one. And yet when

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Speaker 9: that Rebel Sport and the Thongs whose wife made him

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Speaker 1: You know I served on the Farmer's Breakfast. Get some

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Speaker 2: World, I'mbrianna. Congratulations you've run.

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Speaker 1: We all get frustrated in our job at some stage,

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Speaker 1: like this reporter did.

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Speaker 5: This was on the BBC.

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Speaker 1: Stay Cross to a guy in Cardball. I think he's

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Speaker 1: over there reporting on the Taliban and there was a

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Speaker 5: Have a lessen.

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Speaker 10: The events in the last few weeks in the region

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Speaker 10: where you are have been an extraordinary turn about an

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Speaker 10: event something this John, I think I'm writing saying that

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Speaker 10: Dan didn't hear my question. I don't think he was

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Speaker 10: upset by I think he lost the line.

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Speaker 6: So apologies for that.

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Speaker 2: We're trying to get Dan back.

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Speaker 5: This job.

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Speaker 2: This job. You know, I've told you that the Metro

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Speaker 2: the Metro whip that they used to do on the

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Speaker 2: Project Oh, where they go around the state. They go

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Speaker 2: up in that state on the weekend. I really enjoyed

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Speaker 2: that segment because you could find out what was coming

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Speaker 2: so to be Friday night, you're getting peek out traffic

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Speaker 2: just to get out of the cross two hours you're

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 9: So it's just shouting and shouting. Yeah, or I could

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Speaker 6: So that's so messed up enacting.

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Speaker 1: We just need to for anyone that's jumped in. There

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Speaker 5: Out in his basement. Nothing to do with Charlie turning

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Speaker 7: You dog, you don't even come into the office anymore, snatch,

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Speaker 2: Oh, let's talk. Let's talk about Lord of the Rings

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Speaker 2: and the Hobbit. It's amazing. Look, mate, you will get

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they're great films.

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Speaker 2: It's an amazing And Leno, who loves who works on

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Speaker 2: I've written in the fifties, Leno was that threat. Yep.

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Speaker 6: And it's just an amazing story.

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Speaker 2: Because I didn't know this, but The Hobbit was obviously

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Speaker 2: Hobbits are a strange little being. They are, you know,

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Speaker 5: Of Lord of the Rings and this sort of gear.

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Speaker 1: I just find that when they become fans, they become

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Speaker 1: I mean, Leno has got a tattoo on his thigh.

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Speaker 1: Tell everyone what the tattoo is, mate.

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Speaker 2: It's the writing that's on the ring. One ring to

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Speaker 2: bring them all, one ring to find them, one ring

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Speaker 4: So does it go all the way around.

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Speaker 3: Your legs like a ring around your thigh?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I just wound myself saying it. And how much of

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Speaker 5: Your?

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Speaker 6: Your your?

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Speaker 7: Your sort of you clash here because you're a huge

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Speaker 1: It's by the fact that the fans become so obsessed.

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't say different. Don't say that that's very with your

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Speaker 6: Cheers.

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Speaker 2: No, no, I don't Maleo likes Lord of the Rings.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what you think? Leno is a bit

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Speaker 2: of a freak when it comes to Lord of the Rings.

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Speaker 2: Nicholas Gentile. What a beautiful last name as well, Gentiles.

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Speaker 2: He's a thirty seven year old Italian pastry chef.

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Speaker 6: Do you know what?

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Speaker 2: He was a pastry chef and really good at his job,

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Speaker 2: but he was this is I'm not happy here in

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Speaker 6: What's an Italian pastry?

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Speaker 5: Is it?

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Speaker 8: With the cream?

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Speaker 6: Making canoe?

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Speaker 7: Right?

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Speaker 6: And he said to his wife, I just want to

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Speaker 5: He looked like a hobbit as he shortens.

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Speaker 2: So he and his wife bought a piece of land

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Speaker 6: Out there to start their life. So this is what

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Speaker 2: He's actually building the Hobbit house as we speak. But

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Speaker 2: it wasn't enough for him. So alongside a group of

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Speaker 2: walked two hundred kilometers from book Your Nico to Naples,

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Speaker 2: crossing mountains and the river to throw one ring, a

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Speaker 1: You know, it's one of those things like, don't hand

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Speaker 4: Do you need to escape this religion is no to

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Speaker 1: Well, Sarah Many would argue that he's certainly not a

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 3: Even the amount of different religions out there, you could

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Speaker 5: Well, we have one.

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Speaker 1: Part one that has been written in the fifties and

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Speaker 1: one of those things where Leno, when your obsession started

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Speaker 2: It actually wasn't. I grew my hair out to be

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Speaker 1: We're trying to help you out here, and you're doing

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Speaker 1: you're mate, Go and try a ringing a volcano.

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Speaker 5: Lenno see you know what.

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Speaker 2: This is the thing. He's got two hectares of land.

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Speaker 2: He's going to build the Hobbit house. His goal is

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Speaker 2: to transform what else has he got here? Over time

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Speaker 2: I realized that my friends, my relatives, and the farmers

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Speaker 2: of Bookie and Nikko are always always.

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Speaker 6: Living his hobbits.

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Speaker 2: They work like little hobbits, they carry out jobs.

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Speaker 5: Whatever you want to tell.

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Speaker 4: Yourself, mate, he seems lonely.

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Speaker 5: He's trying to justify in his own mind, isn't he.

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Speaker 2: No, you know what, he's happy and he's out in

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Speaker 2: the country. Mate, you know what it doesn't have He's

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Speaker 2: thrown the ring into the volcano now and he's a

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Speaker 1: I mean, I like I like Game of Thrones, right.

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Speaker 1: I don't get around dressed as John snow Right. I'm

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Speaker 5: Guy's name is.

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Speaker 4: That would be who you would be.

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Speaker 5: I would know he's huge, isn't he? You know?

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Speaker 1: But I'm not wearing I'm not wearing black furs and

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Speaker 5: I'm not looking for walkers.

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Speaker 4: We have seen you in a leather leader houses.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm not looking for white walkers on the weekend with

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Speaker 1: fun to find them. You know, these people, they're not

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Speaker 1: far off a cult, these people, if you ask me

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Speaker 1: your types, Lenno, not far off a cult, which often

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Speaker 1: which has played out.

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Speaker 5: In small of it.

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Speaker 2: The ring is an actual ring.

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Speaker 6: It's not what you and is.

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Speaker 2: Not lord of little Uzi vert, little Uzi Vert. He's

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Speaker 2: because and ilan Uzzi is a gun because Arnold Schwartzener

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Speaker 2: So that's a gun. But vert is that a skate

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Speaker 6: A losey vert? Yes, is it is? That's the way

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Speaker 4: Let's probably think of it.

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Speaker 5: Probably giving him a compliment there.

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Speaker 2: I mean he's done some great songs, one with MiG Os,

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Speaker 5: He this.

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Speaker 3: Sorry mate, that's a good one to sing your kids

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Speaker 5: He also did.

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Speaker 2: A great song called Drnken and smoking.

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Speaker 4: So much forgettable music.

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Speaker 6: Out just disposable.

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Speaker 2: Little Uzzy Vert decided to get a piercing on the

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Speaker 6: There's not much skin there.

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Speaker 2: The thing is instead of putting, you know, like a

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Speaker 5: It looks like a huge forty mil so.

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Speaker 2: I mean they showed vision of it. Everyone was going,

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Speaker 2: carpet where it went.

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Speaker 8: He took a diamond.

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Speaker 4: Brother, Yes, I had a show and I jumped in

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Speaker 6: How are you feeling, I fairly good.

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Speaker 5: I still had a diamond.

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Speaker 2: So so he's gone for a bit of a crowd

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Speaker 6: Of his head.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Thing is, you only need an Uzi if you

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Speaker 1: want to get that diamond. Pull him side a stage,

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Speaker 6: So a big shout out to the usual vert family and.

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Speaker 5: He's all doing diamonds and between the eyes or.

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Speaker 6: The way that he takes photos.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, but then someone said to him, hey man, you

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Speaker 8: So then he changed his name to Uzi.

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Speaker 6: Do you know what his actual real name is? That's

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Speaker 9: Yeah, hang on, yes here it is. Sorry, guys for

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Speaker 9: so long. Sam Interesting, Samir Woods is his name?

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Speaker 4: No one?

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Speaker 6: What's wrong with little little?

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Speaker 4: That's why you're the doctor, isn't it? Thanks?

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Speaker 6: But if you keep it regular, everything will be fine.

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Speaker 5: Every six months or so.

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Speaker 11: Is it bad yet, Susie, it's just a little smell.

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Speaker 11: We should create a little smith. But I rap I

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Speaker 5: Getting bigger. You've got a huge future. Mane good. We're

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Speaker 6: No one wants to hear anymore.

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Speaker 5: Are we still on air? How's everyone going at home?

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Speaker 5: How's everybody going with their kids? Everybody having a good time.

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Speaker 4: Well, we get to come into the studio.

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Speaker 3: So we're incredibly lucky, whereas you're in like hard lockdown.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm back next week, said, don't worry about that.

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Speaker 1: home doing a lot of the homeschooling, alarming statistic that

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Speaker 1: came out yesterday, and you know what this is, basically

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Speaker 1: how your weekends are spent anyway, whether your kids are

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Speaker 1: there or not. The statistics says that the average length

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Speaker 1: of uninterrupted time for parents is three minutes.

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Speaker 5: And twenty four seconds.

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Speaker 1: So if you need to send an email or you

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Speaker 1: need a moment to do something, you've got three minutes

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Speaker 1: and twenty four seconds.

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Speaker 2: Get it done before you're harassed again.

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Speaker 1: Now, whether it's one kid, two kid, three, kid four,

462
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Speaker 1: I don't care.

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Speaker 5: They need you NonStop.

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Speaker 4: That timing feels generous, to be honest, I agree to it.

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Speaker 4: I can get three minutes.

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Speaker 6: It also depends on age.

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Speaker 5: That's true.

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Speaker 2: Youngs need your attention a lot more. But if you've

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Speaker 2: got older kids like Hue's. Hue's been really good actually

470
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Speaker 2: because they get given what they have to do for

471
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Speaker 2: the day, and now we can just leave him and

472
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Speaker 2: he can go off and do it. He's had a

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Speaker 2: couple of moments where he's broken down. He's over it.

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Speaker 2: But Lenny concentration span, I reckon, you reckon three minutes

475
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Speaker 2: twenty four to get an email away or his concentration

476
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Speaker 2: span is three minutes twenty four. Yeah, and you know

477
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Speaker 2: it's three minutes twenty five.

478
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Speaker 5: So you just listen to what he's saying.

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Speaker 1: But the thing is too like you'll be in the

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Speaker 1: middle of doing something and then it'll be a grab

481
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Speaker 1: of the shirt or is someone screaming or climbing on you.

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Speaker 1: One with a sixteen month old kid, you know it's

483
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Speaker 1: a toddler. It's just you're doing things with one arm

484
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Speaker 1: tied behind your back because you're carrying them the entire time,

485
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Speaker 1: so you might be setting the table or trying to

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Speaker 1: play with one. Yesterday we did clay in the backyard,

487
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Speaker 1: made a couple of yeah. We made a couple of

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Speaker 1: faith yeah, pottery.

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Speaker 6: Like Ghost out of the movie Ghost.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, except there certainly wasn't a scene that ended up

491
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Speaker 5: like it didn't Ghostick. Lisa did make that joke.

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Speaker 1: I could squat down behind you and you could be

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Speaker 1: Patrick Swayzey and I said, I'm not here, honey. Well, actually,

494
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Speaker 1: if you've got three minutes and four.

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Speaker 5: We could go all day. According to me, But it's

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Speaker 5: little things.

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Speaker 1: Like if you're trying to make make the kids lunches,

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Speaker 1: you know, it's impossible to do whatever might be going

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Speaker 1: on at the time. And it's not just getting tasks done,

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Speaker 1: it's them being excited to show you something.

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Speaker 5: Ted Redding yesterday, I've baked the cake. We haven't baked

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Speaker 5: cake baked. They haven't mad the cake. I baked the

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Speaker 5: cake on the iPad.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's spend five minutes telling me about how you've

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Speaker 1: baked a cake on an iPad.

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Speaker 5: I'll stop what I'm doing.

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Speaker 6: Enough for you guys, there it is.

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Speaker 5: You know what it's getting.

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Speaker 2: The other thing is where with younger kids, it's also

510
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Speaker 2: in your mind. You say to yourself, like the young

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Speaker 2: they'll catch it up pretty quickly, won't they well, that's

512
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Speaker 2: the thing. If you're a teenager right now, as a parent,

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Speaker 2: it must be so stressful because first of all, you

514
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Speaker 2: can't help them for the stuff that these kids are

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Speaker 2: learning a high school.

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Speaker 4: We don't remember it.

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Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, we help them.

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Speaker 5: It's so true.

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Speaker 1: And I was reading this book the other day when

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Speaker 1: this dad was talking to his kid and the kids

521
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Speaker 1: young and he was talking about what he wants to

522
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Speaker 1: be when he grows up and how he needs to

523
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Speaker 1: work hard at school and do all the traditional schooling.

524
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Speaker 1: And his dad turned to him and said, you know what,

525
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Speaker 1: the job you're probably going to have isn't even invented yet,

526
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Speaker 1: which is true. You don't know what they're going to be.

527
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Speaker 1: So I've said it, mate, I'll come out.

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Speaker 6: He'll be a robot. He'll grow up and be a robot.

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Speaker 5: He could be a robot. You know, you never know,

530
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Speaker 5: do you reckon?

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Speaker 3: You can pick at this stage what your kids will do.

532
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Speaker 3: Whips like, do you see traits in them or maybe

533
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Speaker 3: fits your age bracket?

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Speaker 4: Do you see where you think he might go?

535
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Speaker 5: God?

536
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Speaker 2: Which it's funny because Huey wants to get into radio

537
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,359
Speaker 2: right and he's really passionate about it. Which is great,

538
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 2: and I said to follow your dreams. Yep, no worries.

539
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Speaker 2: I might know a couple of people in the industry

540
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Speaker 2: that could help you out. But you know what I've

541
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Speaker 2: been trying to tell him and for years, Sarah, he

542
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:21,879
Speaker 2: just doesn't understand that you just don't get straight into it.

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Speaker 9: Work.

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Speaker 2: You need a first job, you need a part time job,

545
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Speaker 2: you need to make money for yourself and understand how

546
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Speaker 2: much money means.

547
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Speaker 6: And he for years, so I'm.

548
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Speaker 2: Not working in a supermarket, no, But then now he's

549
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Speaker 2: coming around. He's twelve years of age now and he's understanding, Yeah,

550
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Speaker 2: you know what I would like to, you know, unbox

551
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Speaker 2: you know, products at a supermarket or something like that.

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Speaker 3: What about Lenny, because I mean, it's very rare to

553
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Speaker 3: know so early on what you want to do.

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Speaker 6: He's a bit more creative.

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Speaker 2: He's loose, and he's and you know what, he's concentration span,

556
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Speaker 2: but he's creative, like you know when you watch him

557
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Speaker 2: think about something, Sarry go, Wow, that kid has got it.

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Speaker 2: We just need to hum the skills.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I think Francesca will end up in

560
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Speaker 1: the Waiste removal because if you saw what she did

561
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Speaker 1: yesterday in the garage without an appyon.

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Speaker 5: It's just extrawy for.

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Speaker 4: Something more insightful about your kids.

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Speaker 5: Jeez, well here I was.

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Speaker 6: She took that up on your only fans.

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Speaker 1: Well, here I was trying to do clay. Halfway up

567
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Speaker 1: the driveway she dropped in the garage. You wouldn't want

568
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Speaker 1: to mold into anything.

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Speaker 6: You wouldn't know that from Clay, would you?

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Speaker 5: You wouldn't know.

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Speaker 2: I want to hear from you thirteen twenty fourteen. If

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Speaker 2: you think your parents pushed you a little bit too

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Speaker 2: hard as a kid. Now, this could be study, it

574
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 2: could be learning a musical instrument, it could be sport.

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Speaker 2: How many sports did you play? I remember at one

576
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Speaker 2: stage when I was younger, I was playing five sports.

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Speaker 6: And I remember.

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Speaker 2: Breaking down to Dad one day and crying my eyes

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Speaker 2: out and said, I just don't want to I don't

580
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Speaker 2: want to play cricket anymore.

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Speaker 6: It's just too much.

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Speaker 4: And what did he say?

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Speaker 6: He said, No, you're doing on the.

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Speaker 5: Pitch, Dad, I've never liked nude volleyball. Why do we

585
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Speaker 5: have to do this on a weekend?

586
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Speaker 2: But see, did you were you pushed by your parents,

587
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Speaker 2: and when you look back, you resent it? A little

588
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Speaker 2: bit thirteen twenty fourteen. Give us a call, because I

589
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 2: mean we're nowhere near China. Over in China. I didn't

590
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 2: know this, but they're known as chicken blood parents. That

591
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Speaker 2: all right now, they push their Chinese children to their

592
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Speaker 2: absolute limit to succeed. Okay, now it's that chicken blood

593
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Speaker 2: reference is taken from an unproven Chinese medical treatment used

594
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Speaker 2: in the nineteen fifties where people were injected with fresh

595
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Speaker 2: chicken blood to stimulate energy and enhance.

596
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 6: Their performance hormones.

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Speaker 2: The parenting style is causing concern for its reputation as

598
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Speaker 2: being too obsessive.

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Speaker 6: So what they do?

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Speaker 2: These parents do everything they can to maximize their kids'

601
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Speaker 2: chances of success. They use the most exclusive tutors, top

602
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Speaker 2: sporting coaches, and invest the majority of their family finances

603
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Speaker 2: in the education and training of their child. So most

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Speaker 2: kids will start at six am and they will work

605
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Speaker 2: well past ten pm every night.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're building robots.

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00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,439
Speaker 2: Parents cut back on their own spinning and make it

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Speaker 2: a priority to invest all that they have in making

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Speaker 2: sure their children are accepted into the most elite schools

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Speaker 2: and universities. And this can cost them like two hundred

611
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Speaker 2: dollars an hour for a tutor or with sport, if

612
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,439
Speaker 2: you want to go extra in sport, that can be

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Speaker 2: like four thousand bucks a month that you have to

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Speaker 2: pay to get propers coaches.

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Speaker 3: I did witness yesterday at the park, the tennis courts

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Speaker 3: at the park, there was there were these kids who

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Speaker 3: would have been ten or eleven, and the way they

618
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Speaker 3: were playing tennis and just standing at the back of

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Speaker 3: the poor his dad with his arms folded and.

620
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Speaker 4: Like they were Oh, it was phenomenally. We had to

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Speaker 4: stop and stare. They were so good.

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Speaker 1: There's a fine line, though, and you see kids that

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Speaker 1: end up having they fall out with their parents. Everybody

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Speaker 1: knows the dad on the sideline that would give their

625
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: kid the hard time because they'd be standing there and

626
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Speaker 1: they'd be telling him to run at it, going harder,

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Speaker 1: and they'd.

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Speaker 5: Be screaming over the top of all the other parents.

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Speaker 1: Come on, mate, that's pathetic, and you go hang on

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Speaker 1: a minute, and those kids often go off them right.

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Speaker 6: Well, this is the thing.

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Speaker 2: You don't have much of a childhood, don't you. And

633
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Speaker 2: especially no, that's why team sports are so good because

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Speaker 2: you have friends there, you know what I mean. But

635
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 2: when tennis and golf and stuff like that.

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Speaker 4: It's a different perspective, isn't it.

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00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 6: Just you and your dad.

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00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 2: You look at Bernard Tomag and he's old man, you know,

639
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 2: like it's you know, ere lay in a Docketgee, she's

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00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 2: another one.

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Speaker 7: You just hope your own child and from a very

642
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:34,959
Speaker 7: early stage doesn't show near enough potential to bother. So

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00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 7: they don't from the word tho, they don't even think

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Speaker 7: they're a chance.

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Speaker 6: And then you can save yourself the hassle.

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00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 1: Now, my old man used to pull me aside and say, mate,

647
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Speaker 1: there's no such word as I can't. It's I'll try,

648
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: so get out there. I know it's a ten k sprint.

649
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 1: You're going to be fine. And there I'd be just

650
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 1: one leg in front of the other plot and say.

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Speaker 6: It like, is he a bit disappointed? Now he's given up?

652
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 6: Now it's quit.

653
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Speaker 2: It's fun because you are there is I We're going

654
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Speaker 2: through this with our kids now as well, to get

655
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 2: that mental toughness, you know what I mean, Because there's

656
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 2: that there things just to give up when things start

657
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 2: getting hard. Kids first thing, they just want to give up.

658
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 2: And I told you about the cross country with Lenny

659
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 2: pulled out in the first lap. Yeah, and I was like, OK, BJ,

660
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Speaker 2: you have to handle this. I've got to walk away

661
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 2: from this because I don't know what I'm going to do.

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Speaker 3: And at least you did walk away because you don't

663
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Speaker 3: want to say something that scars in for life. But

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Speaker 3: then you do have to teach your kids when you

665
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Speaker 3: start something in a way, you've got to finish it.

666
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Speaker 4: But then you don't want to beat them up about it.

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Speaker 7: You just make sure that he's listening at seven forty

668
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Speaker 7: three on a Thursday morning when you can then passively

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Speaker 7: tell him just how angry you are.

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Speaker 5: But it is Tony. Can we go to your career

671
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Speaker 5: just quickly? Can we touch on it?

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Speaker 1: Because I would suggest knowing that you were quite quite

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Speaker 1: the round.

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Speaker 2: Kid was all instrument Tommy or what did they push

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Speaker 2: you to do?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: They pushed me into the saxophone, So I played.

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Speaker 4: Sax mufful that's right.

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Speaker 8: Well, no, I didn't play it like that.

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Speaker 9: I was in e race and I played the what's

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Speaker 9: the big one called the tuba.

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Speaker 4: Today?

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Speaker 9: But yes, no, So I used to take my big

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Speaker 9: saxophone on the train every day. But Franks, yeah Welsh

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Speaker 9: because mom was worried about my back and the tuba

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Speaker 9: or the thing I been so heavy she gave me

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Speaker 9: a trolley to.

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Speaker 4: Reel it, So there's nothing wrong with that.

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Speaker 2: Tom.

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Speaker 9: Well, when one of my ex friends, Trent Graham, us

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Speaker 9: to borrow my trolley and rolled it through some old

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Speaker 9: dry dog poop so there was roofs of my trolley, I.

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Speaker 6: Gave up SAX after that. OK, career is you're a

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Speaker 6: Sax of Hollywood?

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Speaker 8: When you had a picture of David.

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Speaker 6: That you're a bit of a sax.

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