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Speaker 1: City and we with Kate Richie podcast we love a

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Speaker 1: bit of a laugh here and we guys love it

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Speaker 1: is the best medicine. And even when I'm not laughing

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Speaker 1: out loud internally, still going on with the show.

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Speaker 2: Do a bit of that? Do you really tell myself jokes?

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Speaker 1: Just a bit accomedy for myself.

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Speaker 2: A lot of the things that.

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Speaker 3: I am joking about in my head I'm not allowed

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Speaker 3: to say out loud.

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Speaker 2: It's like the other it's that we all have.

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Speaker 3: A dark side, yeah, and so I can't reveal that

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Speaker 3: quite often. So I was a little like if I

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Speaker 3: said that, that would be so funny that I would

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Speaker 3: probably be taken to hr.

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Speaker 1: Do you deliver your own jokes in your own head?

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Speaker 2: Whilst I hecky heckle you in my head? I just

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Speaker 2: sit here sometimes going.

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Speaker 1: You guys, If you guys just heard what I said

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Speaker 1: to myself, then because you'd be wetty, it wouldn't be funny.

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Speaker 1: It was about your T shirt. But it was so funny. Hey,

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Speaker 1: let's talk about this one. We got set a box

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Speaker 1: the other day which was really exciting from news dot

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Speaker 1: com dot au National Secrets exposed ossies to tell all

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Speaker 1: the great Aussie debate. In the box we got like advisor,

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Speaker 1: there's a hat, there's a toilet roll, that's right.

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Speaker 3: There was a roll of toilet paper with news dot

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Speaker 3: com dot Au right here.

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Speaker 1: I've got the news dot com dot Au official songs,

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Speaker 1: which is great too.

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Speaker 3: Someone would have taken those and I think I offered

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Speaker 3: them to Maddy.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Advisor in there as hot as.

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Speaker 2: If you're getting there was something else in there well.

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Speaker 1: Because it goes on to say what we washed? Do

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Speaker 1: we wash our sheets?

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Speaker 4: Enough?

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Speaker 1: Are we of going commando at all? All this sort

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Speaker 1: of stuff are the big issues. You're right, Kate, there

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Speaker 1: was there's something else in there. And what's happened behind

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Speaker 1: the scenes here?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, when you talk about having a little laugh

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Speaker 3: to yourself, you don't.

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Speaker 2: Last week bit of a private joke.

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Speaker 1: It's been running and I just need to reveal all because.

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Speaker 2: It's well is it appropriate?

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Speaker 3: Because I thought about talking about this on air, and

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Speaker 3: then I thought if we reveal what the joke is,

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Speaker 3: because I I've discussed this with other people and they

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Speaker 3: have said to me, is this appropriate?

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Speaker 2: Kate?

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Speaker 1: Well, there was a box of protection, you might say,

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Speaker 1: fits also not a raincoat? Not a raincoat but if

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Speaker 1: you're ever getting it on at the beach, use protection.

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Speaker 1: Put your sunglasses on slip slop slap, you might say.

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Speaker 1: And there was a box of extra large slip slop slaps.

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Speaker 2: He's in a little white box with green writing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So first I got moved it rived on Kate's desk,

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Speaker 1: and then I think I found it on my desk.

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Speaker 1: Very simple one, just we sit next to each other.

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Speaker 1: A new placed it on my desk.

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Speaker 3: And I pulled out the box of protection and I

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Speaker 3: just popped it on his desk like.

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Speaker 2: I do jelly bean things like that.

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Speaker 3: It not the right size, obviously, but you know you

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Speaker 3: can use them for the washing.

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Speaker 1: So me being a bit of a comical practical joke genius,

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Speaker 1: I then decided to pop it into Kate's handback, which

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Speaker 1: was stage one of the joke. The return serve was.

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Speaker 1: I think it found its way into my bag, which.

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Speaker 3: Was also very good in your backpack, And as I

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Speaker 3: put it in the backpack, I worried that I was

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Speaker 3: tucking it down into the bottom of your backpack because

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Speaker 3: I thought, well what if. I mean, I know, Lisa

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Speaker 3: is very helpful around the house, and it does a

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Speaker 3: lot for you. And I wondered whether she unpacks your

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Speaker 3: bag at the end of your work day, and if.

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Speaker 2: She reached down past your laptop and pulled out of all.

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Speaker 1: The extra box of.

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Speaker 2: That's the intended joke that you want to get though,

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Speaker 2: isn't it. I don't want to break up the marriage.

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Speaker 3: But they were unopened, so I thought, well, that's the

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Speaker 3: excuse you could go with me. Yes, honey, they're in

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Speaker 3: my bag, but they haven't been.

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Speaker 1: Opens richie, you know, and they're not open. So then

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Speaker 1: very funny Kate had a spare pair of shoes, and

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Speaker 1: I slid them into the shoes, so when she got

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Speaker 1: home or went to put those other shoes on, she

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Speaker 1: would so this joke extended.

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Speaker 3: You weren't very subtle about that, though, because on that now,

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Speaker 3: in hindsight, I think back and I think why was

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Speaker 3: Why was Whipper asking me constantly as we were leaving

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Speaker 3: the office, don't forget your shoes, don't forget your shoes?

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Speaker 3: And so I picked up my trainers. They were high

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Speaker 3: top trainers, so they were slid in you couldn't really

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Speaker 3: see them. Clever, I picked them up, put them in

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Speaker 3: my bag and didn't notice the little box of you

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Speaker 3: know of safety.

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Speaker 1: Richie then stepped it up. She really she took because I.

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Speaker 3: Started thinking about it, because you know what, I'm like,

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Speaker 3: I realized this was becoming a game, and once things

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Speaker 3: become a game, it kicks the fun out of it,

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Speaker 3: and I get really serious and I think, you know what,

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Speaker 3: you think You're so clever, Michael Whitley.

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Speaker 2: I'm winning this. I'm going to win this.

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Speaker 1: Competitive so at some stage, because we're flat out during

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Speaker 1: the day, we are so busy here after night, it's

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Speaker 1: just NonStop. Just get to where she left it. She

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Speaker 1: took my car keys and put them in my car.

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Speaker 3: During the show last week, I said to Tommy and Leno,

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Speaker 3: I said, so how long have I got? And I

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Speaker 3: think you said I had four minutes fifty. I remember

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Speaker 3: it all like it was yesterday, beautifully done, and I thought,

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Speaker 3: you know what, old ruck.

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Speaker 2: So I ran up to the office, I got the keys.

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Speaker 3: I went down to the car park, and then I

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Speaker 3: put them in his glove in the center console so

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Speaker 3: he would get them when he was leaving home leaving work.

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Speaker 1: Here's where the jokes sort of backfight. Saturday morning, jumped

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Speaker 1: in the car, obviously ignoring the jokings.

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Speaker 2: Very ridiculous. It's now bled into the weekend.

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Speaker 1: It has bled into the weekend. Hang on, here's the problem,

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Speaker 1: Kate Richie, here's where the jokes backfight. You didn't need

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Speaker 1: to worry about my wife finding them. It's when I

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Speaker 1: jumped in the car with the kids because we were

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Speaker 1: heading off to oz Kick on Saturday morning. That's when

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Speaker 1: the conversation happened. Have a lesson, why.

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Speaker 4: Do you need that moment moments? Condom condoms?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 4: They they like water bombs. I think. So you catch

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Speaker 4: the water in the in there and then you're tied

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Speaker 4: up and said, extra large, extra large water vines.

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Speaker 1: Yes, extra love.

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Speaker 4: What's that lubricated?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so they don't when you put them on the tap,

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Speaker 1: I think, and you're filling them up, they don't pop.

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Speaker 4: So they shouldn't really be in my car. So I

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Speaker 4: think a bit of a joke's being played on me.

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Speaker 4: So we're going to go home and throw them at

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Speaker 4: each other.

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Speaker 2: I was so worried about. If you wait, you see

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Speaker 2: where the where they're going to turn up next. It's

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Speaker 2: going to be.

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Speaker 1: Continue.

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