WEBVTT - Jodie Explains Her Absence! 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:02.880 We got gety morning every day. 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:10.080 Gentleman Adelaides, Oh you're back. She's back. Ladies and gentlemen, 0:00:10.560 --> 0:00:12.480 you've been sick. You've missed the last couple of days. 0:00:12.480 --> 0:00:14.160 So you missed Monday and Tuesday, but it must be 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:17.520 said you worked on Thursday and Friday. 0:00:16.840 --> 0:00:19.959 But you were not in a good space. Was Oh 0:00:20.040 --> 0:00:21.040 my gosh. 0:00:21.040 --> 0:00:21.759 Not well. 0:00:22.040 --> 0:00:26.759 And it's a really precarious line to walk when you 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:29.880 think you've got gastro and there's a little bit of 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:31.480 stuff going on downstairs. 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:35.440 Oh my gosh, that's what it was like. 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:37.440 Though now it's all good. 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:39.520 Now we're kind of all good. We're on the mend. 0:00:39.640 --> 0:00:41.960 And I just thought it was a classic case of gastro. 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:45.920 But I ended up in Calvary in emergency on the weekend. 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:48.880 Such was the abdominal pain that I was going through. 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:51.360 And so I was in there Saturday and then against 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:53.680 Sunday and had all sorts of blood tests and all 0:00:53.720 --> 0:01:00.760 sorts of other tests, and it took a little My god. 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:05.760 You just never hope. You never hope that as an 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:07.560 adult you have to do put a situation where you 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:09.360 have to give a booth sample because you've had to 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:11.400 carry that boot sample as well, isn't that? Can I 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:14.240 just ask as well? Full transparency? And that is a question, 0:01:14.400 --> 0:01:15.840 full transparency. Could you see what? 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:16.000 Was it? 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:17.680 A clear up? No? 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:19.399 No, no, no, okay, that's good. 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:21.160 No, that is really hand. 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:23.000 And I often spare a thought for that poor person 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:25.520 who has to wade through that said sample. 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:26.840 And work out what on earth is wrong with this 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:27.360 poor woman? 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:30.000 Oh, please wear gloves, Please wear gloves. 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:34.640 I can imagine there are some fairly stringent hygiene standards 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:37.720 for when that is your job, clean paths or the like, 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:38.320 you to hope. 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:41.080 So anyway, so they got to the bottom. 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:44.920 Of Sorry, one more question, question, one more question the sample? 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:46.440 How do you sample it? 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:46.640 Like? 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:47.680 Are you going straight in? There? 0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:48.760 Are you fishing out? 0:01:49.160 --> 0:01:50.720 This question is for uneducated. 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:52.360 It's a direct line of it's. 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:55.240 Direct straight in, of course? Is the accuracy? 0:01:55.240 --> 0:01:55.880 What on to you? 0:01:55.960 --> 0:01:57.160 Thank you so very much. 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:02.800 Of all the things to be implamented on, I didn't ever. 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:05.720 Think, oh, that's quite the dalla jodes. 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:06.760 Thank you. 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:09.320 I'm sure we can monetize it anytime soon, but do no. 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:12.000 Anyway, it was a little thing that I'd never heard of, 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:14.840 called blasto cystitis hominus. 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:17.639 Well, my name is Maximus Desli's rudius. 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:22.440 That sort of gear. Yeah, I gotta say, I've never 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:23.200 heard of that before. 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:27.919 No, apparently is a single cell parasite, which is commonly 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:31.800 found in people who have the RUMs or other intestinal symptoms. 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:35.280 So that has been my glamorous adventure over little the 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:35.880 last week. 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:39.000 So you have yourself a little You've got yourself a 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:39.960 little parasite. 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:41.680 Yeah, that's cool, a little buddy. 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:43.880 So what were the symptoms? So you had obviously things 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:46.359 are coming out of there quite aggressive. What else did you. 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:47.639 Have or just the cramping? 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:48.079 Oh? 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:52.200 Yeah, it was the tummy cramping that was quite intense, 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:54.160 and I felt like it was almost felt like when 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:56.200 you have contractions when you're in labor. 0:02:56.600 --> 0:02:58.760 So you're all right for a second and then you're. 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:02.359 Not right and tough, tough, sitting on the toilet every 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:03.560 thirty to forty minutes. 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:05.480 I had a lot of late night baths because that 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:06.560 was the only place. 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:09.360 Why do I felt comfortable in a bar anyway? 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:10.920 If you have an accident in the bar, now you 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:12.880 don't like what it's horrendous. 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:15.320 You're very aware of when you need to jump out 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:15.639 of the bus. 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:17.560 There's a lot of people as well, suggesting that you 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:20.280 ended up changing your themes our song on MySpace to 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:25.480 this well to burn ring on fire makes sense. Joe's 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:27.760 thirteen twenty four ten? Who do we have here? 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:29.040 Ah? 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:30.480 Broke up with me? 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:32.640 Wait? Who is this? 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:35.160 Under that? What happened? 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:36.360 What's wrong with me? 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:39.800 Hang on a second? Is this is this Jody's parasite? 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:40.280 Is this? 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:41.360 Courser? 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:42.040 Yeah? 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:45.800 It was the point, Lusty? What did you think was 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:48.880 going to happen? Mate? You're blastos sister's hominous parasite. Did 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:49.920 you think it was going to work out? 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:51.280 Had a future? 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:54.960 I'm a great listener, I'm a good provider, and I'm 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:56.480 a very generous lover. 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:57.720 You're a parasite? 0:03:57.960 --> 0:04:00.840 Yeah, well take one to know one. 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:03.520 That'll go off? You go? Oh yeah, wait wait, wait, 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:09.320 wait wait hey can I come here? Forty No parasites allowed? Muscles? 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:12.480 Oh yeah, yeah, shut up? 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:16.120 Do you know that you have a bigger brain than me? 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:20.120 Oh? Well, that makes so much sense, does it? Finally 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:21.280 she's conceded. 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:27.440 For the guys, that's an asterisk, So settled down. 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:28.320 What's an asterisk? 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:35.240 So the male brain is about ten percent larger than 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:36.040 the female brain. 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:39.080 Who knew? But but that's the asterisk. 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:42.960 Studies show the female brain often functions more efficiently in 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:48.040 several key areas. Ah, there we go research out of 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:52.800 the university, University, University, there's my little old brain at work. 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:54.360 Oh my gosh. 0:04:54.480 --> 0:04:57.640 This is this small efficient brain of Jaredy's particular way. 0:04:57.720 --> 0:05:00.919 The University of Edinburgh and published in the Journal of 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:04.600 Neuroscience and Biobehavior. Who wrote this Who wrote this sheet 0:05:04.640 --> 0:05:06.120 and put this in front of me and made me 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:06.599 say it? 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:08.600 Someone of the really small but efficient. 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:13.800 Found that well, men typically have larger brain volumes, women 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:19.200 show greater brain efficiency, particularly in areas of memory, social cognition, 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:23.479 and multitasking. Oh geez, they certainly didn't use my brain 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:24.359 on the memory front. 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:26.240 I'm so bad. Do you walk into a room and 0:05:26.240 --> 0:05:28.000 wonder why you walked in there and what you were doing? 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:29.200 Yeah, one hundred percent. 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:31.560 I just assume it's from all the chronic concussion that 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:35.000 I suffered earlier as a young adult. But maybe, do 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:37.080 you know what, though, it's not as bad as some 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:39.640 of the other stories from other bolkes just forgetting stuff 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:41.680 who had never played contact sports in their lives. 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:44.560 What do you mean, we're just idiots, We're not this 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:45.839 brain being and bulky. 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:46.240 Not much. 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:47.839 There's a lot of air in between chides. 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:50.599 Yeah, right. Lead researcher. His name was Dr Stuart Richie. 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:51.480 You know Richie, don't you? 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:51.800 Yeah? 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:53.479 Richie, Yeah, very good in this area. 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:56.960 He emphasized that size doesn't determine intelligence. It's how efficiently 0:05:56.960 --> 0:05:59.440 the brain operates those more matters. 0:05:59.520 --> 0:05:59.680 Think. 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:02.240 Hang on, so you're telling me it's not about how 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:03.200 big it is, it's how. 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:06.120 It's you who would have thought what too? 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:08.880 Would have thunk it that you boys would have a 0:06:08.920 --> 0:06:11.159 massive appendage and you don't know what to do with it. 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:14.840 Okay, it's not so. I can't even remember what it says. 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:17.119 It's not how you swing the axe. It's all about 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:18.239 something like that or something. 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:19.920 What are you on? 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:21.560 Big brain? 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:25.520 Nothing in it? 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:30.479 You probably are, let's be honest, Well it depends what 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:33.279 the topic is. I reckon sport, very difficult to beat. 0:06:33.320 --> 0:06:35.440 You're elite in that space. You're almost a bit rain 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:36.320 man with it all. 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:38.560 Yeah, look atatistics et cetera, and a lot of people 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:40.839 saying why do you have so much information there? But 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:45.760 then you can't remember such basic life things to say. 0:06:45.920 --> 0:06:47.920 So you caught up with callum hand this week, and 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:51.960 you cooked a beautiful little butter chicken, so obviously today's 0:06:51.960 --> 0:06:55.760 topic is cooking playing against you. This morning is Jane 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:58.039 from the city. Good morning, Jane, good morning. 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:00.320 Hello. How are you good? 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:00.880 How are you? 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:03.279 We're doing very well? Thank you? 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:05.320 All right, I'm nervous, Jane. I'm nervous. 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:06.159 Okay, Jane. 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:08.440 I had to look at the questions and I think 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:10.960 you're a good chance of taking Hazy here. Question one, 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:14.000 your name is your buzzer for five hundred dollars? 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:21.320 Question one? What is the spice paprika made from space? 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:25.120 All right, now, come on, Jane, I'm out. 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:26.320 I'm out, Jane. 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:27.640 Brother in three. 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:34.520 Two drive red pet pepper like neat dry ground red pepper. 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:35.480 Incorrect. 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:39.200 It's all good though, Jane. It's still meal all. 0:07:40.400 --> 0:07:46.160 It's actually capsicum. Jane, yeah, read. 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:50.239 Come on, give it ye yeah, okay, now the pressures 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:50.480 on me. 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:52.040 One sip to Jane. 0:07:52.520 --> 0:07:53.560 Okay, Jane, all right. 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:57.840 Question two, Jane, what has more protein per one hundred grams? 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:04.360 Chicken or beef? Go on, Hazy, I'm going to say 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:05.720 bebe you're being correct. 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:13.440 Wait wait wait, wait wait wait what do you think, Jane? 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:18.040 Do you want to do the third one just for 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:19.360 you know's and giggles. 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:21.320 Yes, let's see, let's see if you can really flex 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:23.080 this one, Jane, if you get a clean swep. 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:26.120 Okay, what is also known as Japanese. 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:28.480 Horse randish haze Uh? 0:08:30.480 --> 0:08:35.880 Oh my god, go Jane. No, it's what Alby. 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:40.360 We've both got that wrong. But congratulations, Jane, you've just 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:41.079 scored yourself five. 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:44.280 Thank you. 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:47.959 Cooking Okay, you are in fact smarter than Hazey. What's 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:48.800 your favorite cooking show? 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:51.640 By the way, I'm loving Mastership at the moment. 0:08:53.720 --> 0:08:54.959 I used to get him when I was in the UK, 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:58.080 particularly Ready Steady Cook. I really wanted to go into 0:08:58.080 --> 0:09:02.040 the audience and hold up like a red tomato. 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:02.680 That's the dream. 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:04.079 That was the dream dream. 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:07.920 Congrats, Jane's thanks for playing World one. Jode's. 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:09.200 Parenting is really hard. 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:09.920 It's difficult. 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:10.760 It's really hard. 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:11.800 Isn't that challenging for. 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:13.439 Those people don't have kids and you're like, well, it 0:09:13.480 --> 0:09:15.360 can't be that hard. I just tell your kids what today. No, no, 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:18.560 don't listen, don't listen to you, do not listen. Oh 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:22.040 my there, ears are not open for business. Yeah, I've 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:23.400 got a seven or four year old and a one 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:26.839 year old, and for whatever reason, the four year old 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:29.920 and our little lady, very stubborn, extremely seven four years 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:31.360 old runs a house bitch of that. 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:33.760 Remember that time that she had to sleep over at 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:35.440 our house and she took over our bed. 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:39.000 She took over your husband, my husband, that's what she did, 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:41.520 slept in the middle of our beds. 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:43.800 In control. You can't even talk. Probably she's in control. 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:46.800 So we went to the survey to get some ice creams, 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:49.360 and this was the first time. I don't usually do this, 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:51.800 but for whatever reason, my four year old when she 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:54.439 won't listen to us, she always listens to our son. 0:09:54.280 --> 0:09:56.360 Henry, a seven year old, or does she look up 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:56.640 to him? 0:09:57.040 --> 0:10:00.520 So in desperate situations, you're like, Henry takeover? Other people 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:03.240 do this? Do other people employ their other kids to 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:04.920 parent some of their other kids? 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:05.160 Sure? 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:06.160 Do so that's the thing. 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:09.000 Yeah, I pay mine. Oh do you really I pay 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:10.680 a thirteen year old to be in charge for an hour? 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:11.920 Really? Okay? 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:15.080 Twenty bucks or yours. If you can wrangle this situation, 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:16.040 then go for it. 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:16.480 Do you know what? 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:18.840 We're not that far away? Then what age can you 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:22.400 start paying your kids to be babysitters. We've got a 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:23.839 seven year old, can I start paying him? 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:24.800 Touch early? 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:27.960 We went to the servo and this was so this 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:29.079 is the deal when we got to serve up, pick 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:29.480 up the kids. 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:29.960 Here we go. 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:32.120 We get an ice cream, We get an ice cream, 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:35.840 but usually it's a small ice cream or it's an 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:37.720 icy pole. We don't want to ruin. 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:39.840 One of the cheaper versions because if you you're into 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:42.679 Magnum territories, oh oh my god, we're talking seven or 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:43.040 eight bucks. 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:44.760 Yeah, things have changed across the journey. 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:47.600 So for whatever reason, on that particular day, Lottie had 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:49.840 absolutely cracked heirs. I want to Malo. I want a 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:51.000 Milow ice cream. They're big. 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:53.560 It's like a container of Milo ice cream, just sugar. 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:55.920 Oh my gosh, no, no, no. Do you know what you 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:57.880 can do is Le's compromise. You can have a drumstick. 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:01.000 Drum stick's pretty good. Yeah, they good to drums anyway. 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:04.320 So and you know, just before your kid's about to 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:06.800 go off in a public place and you're like, whatever 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:09.480 I do he put a fire extinguisher or something, Just 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:11.239 don't tee off. 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:13.080 Don't crack it, please don't, please don't. 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:16.560 So then I threw the whole Henry, take Henry, convince her. 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:19.079 Convince her, Okay, convince her, because meanwhile, I'm on the 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:21.880 phone to the boss and he's hearing this whole thing happening, Like, 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:23.720 just just convince her. 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:27.079 So that my boss is listening to this conversation. I've 0:11:27.160 --> 0:11:29.319 just sort of stepped away, and Henry's going. 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:33.280 Lotty, lotty, it's actually a really good deal, okay, because 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:36.000 usually we only get a paddle pop or an isipole, 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:38.680 and now we get a drumstick. Okay, it's actually a 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:41.760 really good deal. And Andre goes lotty. Take the deal. Okay, 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:46.120 just take the deal and then bang, I want my 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:49.280 life jumped on the ground so you can guess what 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:56.840 you gott Oh empathetic. Also, I'm looking forward to in 0:11:56.840 --> 0:11:59.040 two days time, my crazy, stubborn little daughter with probably 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:01.440 a tattoo across the stomach that reads get milo or 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:02.040 die trying. 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:07.880 Just a note to self, always always always listen to 0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:08.400 your wife. 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:12.480 Good advice, jokes, good advice. Listen up, anyone who has 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:14.640 a wife, listen up. It's sound advice. 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:19.000 Do you want to know why taeb Suami from New Jersey? 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:22.040 Oh, the sewer rat, that's what his mates used to 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:22.880 cl him in high school. 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:23.560 He got rid of it. 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:26.800 That went to the grocery store to return a five 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:30.280 dollars bottle of orange juice. Obviously his wife wasn't happy 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:32.800 with it. He paid too much. I don't know who's 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:35.600 to say. So he did, and he used the refund 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:39.079 that five dollars to buy two lottery tickets. Guess what happened. 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:42.199 He wants three hundred and fifteen million dollars. 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:44.640 WHOA, that's a decent return. 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:48.560 Oh my goodness, all because he returned the juice and 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:49.680 got a little bit lucky. 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:52.880 So she told did she tell him to buy the 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:53.920 lottery tickets instead? 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:54.520 I don't know. 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:57.000 See here's the thing. What if he takes and that's 0:12:57.120 --> 0:12:59.480 one of the ultimate gambles as well? She says nine 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:02.280 two If I need that money back, and he goes, well, 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:04.439 guess from taking punt, I'm going to get some lottery tickets. 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:06.680 What if he didn't win? What if he comes back? 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:09.160 Yeah, he goes, Hey, by the way, I don't have 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:11.440 the juice and I don't have the money either. 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:14.480 Instead he comes back with three hundred million dollars. 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:17.600 You're missing the moral of the story, mate, Your wife 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:18.320 is always right. 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:19.560 That is yeah, that's true. 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:22.160 Three hundred and fifteen million dollars richer. Can I tell 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:25.520 this story about a friend of mine? So she purchased 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:30.800 a lottery ticket for her father and was like, you 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:33.000 know what, I probably should put in some more effort. 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:35.679 So she scrapped the lottery ticket, thought I won't give 0:13:35.720 --> 0:13:38.040 him that, went and bought him another gift, gave that, 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:40.880 and then just thought, well, I may as well use 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:43.040 the scratchy for myself. It was like one of those 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:44.800 little scratchy things that you can win a lot of 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:51.360 money on scratches. It wins ten thousand dollars on thousand dollars. 0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:52.920 Now she faces a moral dilemma. 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:55.560 Do I hand over ten thousand dollars to my dad 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:57.880 and say, here go, this was meant for you. 0:13:57.920 --> 0:13:59.200 I didn't give it to you because I thought it 0:13:59.240 --> 0:13:59.880 was impersonal. 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:03.280 Or do I keep that money for myself and get 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:06.480 some plastic surgery that I have been wanting to get 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:07.400 for a very long time. 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:09.800 Okay, I tell us Joe, it's ready? Was it? Alb 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:13.440 please aa? 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:15.439 Her new nose looks great. 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:15.680 Great. 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:17.640 I need to know. 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:19.000 I need to know now, I need to know. 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:21.120 I need to know. I need to know what in 0:14:21.200 --> 0:14:22.680 the news today to know this. 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:25.320 Here's what you need to know. You know what you 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:27.280 need to know with Jody and Ady. 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:30.880 Okay, So we looked on with interest yesterday as AFL 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:34.360 great warrant tread Ray returned to the Federal Court. And 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:37.200 this of course has to do with the former Port 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:40.960 Adelaie premiership captain losing five points seven seven million dollars 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:44.800 in a wrongful dismissal lawsuit against Channel nine in twenty 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:47.320 twenty four. Of course, I think the story goes he 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:49.560 was employed by Channel nine. They wanted him to get 0:14:49.600 --> 0:14:52.640 the COVID vaccine. He said, no, it is my right 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:56.080 not to. So then he claimed all those lost wages. 0:14:56.360 --> 0:15:00.520 He went to court yesterday and he said that he 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:05.040 sent Channel nine a promisory note, so basically an IOU, 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:09.000 and argued that because it wasn't returned within seventy two hours, 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:13.880 the debt was legally extinguished, he claimed. He I think 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:17.280 he claimed he could not pay using Australian money because 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:20.200 there is no gold or silver coin in circulation and 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:21.920 that no legal debt can. 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:26.000 Be settled without it. So this was our Warren, brilliant 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:26.840 footballer by the. 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:31.040 Way outside of court yesterday, answering to the Channel nine reporter. 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:34.840 By Channel nine, those threatening Lehman's proceeded started that they 0:15:34.840 --> 0:15:36.560 wanted to bankrupt me, and that's what they're trying to 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:40.360 do now. So I'm a citizen and they've already been 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:42.840 paid from a legal form of home and check on a. 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:44.880 Frienderal arts trying to wrap hair and all this sort 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:45.160 of stuff. 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:47.760 So he basically said, I gave them an IOU they 0:15:47.800 --> 0:15:49.280 didn't respond to it, so bad luck. 0:15:49.440 --> 0:15:50.440 I don't owe them any. 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:52.920 Money, okay, io used they still relevant? 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:55.240 I don't know. Don't you write them when you're six? 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:55.560 Well? 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:57.200 I think so, Mom and dad? 0:15:57.840 --> 0:16:00.560 Can I extinguish all the debts? So all you guys 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:01.239 for coffee? 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:03.640 No, absolutely not. 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:05.200 But it just got me thinking it was a little 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:07.840 bit similar to that dumb scene in Dumb and Dumber. 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:08.560 Don't you reckon? 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:12.360 They get done when they get done spending all that 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:15.360 money that wasn't there for brief guys Lloyd and Harry, 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:16.520 what is this? 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:19.040 Where's all the money that's as good as money? 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:19.200 Sir? 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:20.120 Those are I O? 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:20.480 Use? 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:23.160 Go ahead and add it up every sense accounted for. 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:26.440 See this, that's a car two hundred and. 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:28.200 Seventy five tower might want to hang on. 0:16:28.160 --> 0:16:32.160 To that one. 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:33.560 What is it? 0:16:33.880 --> 0:16:40.920 What those are? Two seventy five down five point six million, 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:42.640 that's a big way that one. 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:45.600