1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:04,880 Speaker 1: Cool radio and Whipper focus is extremely sure. 2 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 2: How have I even got a job? Here? 3 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:09,479 Speaker 3: Hello podcast listeners, it is Leno and Jes here from 4 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:09,799 Speaker 3: the team. 5 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:11,480 Speaker 2: Remember that at any time you want to get in 6 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:14,160 Speaker 2: contact with us, you can do so at the Instagram 7 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 2: page at Fitzy and Whipper. You can d m us there, 8 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 2: or you can. 9 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:20,599 Speaker 3: Text Leno O four eight. 10 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:22,480 Speaker 4: What's the rest? 11 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:25,480 Speaker 3: Well DM Fitzy Whipper and then I will DM you 12 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:27,920 Speaker 3: Leno's number. He's good for a text, good for a chat, 13 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:30,880 Speaker 3: good for a hank, that's it for a bevy or two, good. 14 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:33,800 Speaker 2: For a pun on a Monday, because Lunday Monday today. 15 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:36,400 Speaker 3: Great story today as well. There is a dog, there 16 00:00:36,479 --> 00:00:38,360 Speaker 3: is a sausage, and there is a drone, and there 17 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 3: are some great movie puns. So that is on the way, 18 00:00:41,159 --> 00:00:44,000 Speaker 3: and so is a big question Whipper had Have you 19 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,800 Speaker 3: ever had to take a body part to the hospital 20 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:48,520 Speaker 3: and have it stitch back on? There is a great 21 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:50,840 Speaker 3: story and the boys will take you through it shortly, 22 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,240 Speaker 3: Fitsy and Whipper Weekend. 23 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 2: She was he'simply distraught, wasn't she? Yeah? 24 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:59,640 Speaker 5: Friday and uploaded didn't it? A video of her? Very 25 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:01,639 Speaker 5: set to cancel her concerts? 26 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:04,120 Speaker 2: So it happened she was just about to start her 27 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:07,560 Speaker 2: residency at Caesar's Palace over in Vegas, where she's getting 28 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 2: a million dollars a show that doesn't even include merchandise. 29 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:13,039 Speaker 2: Four and a half thousand people that can go to 30 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 2: each show, like some people were like selling them. Some 31 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:20,200 Speaker 2: tickets were going for seventeen up to fifty thousand dollars a. 32 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:24,440 Speaker 5: Ticket, unbelievable factor in flights, accommodation, a whole bit less 33 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 5: than twenty four hours, notice. 34 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:29,320 Speaker 2: Less than twenty four hours before the first show, and 35 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 2: then Adele uploads this to Instagram. 36 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:41,520 Speaker 6: Hi, listen, I'm so sorry, but my show ain't ready. 37 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:46,600 Speaker 6: You've tried absolutely everything that we can to put it 38 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:49,960 Speaker 6: together in time and for it to be good enough 39 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:54,320 Speaker 6: for you, but we've been absolutely destroyed by delivery delays 40 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 6: and COVID half my crew, half my team and down 41 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 6: with COVID listed are and it's been impossible to finished 42 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 6: the show. And I can't give you what I have 43 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:08,520 Speaker 6: right now. And I'm got it, I'm got it, and 44 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,119 Speaker 6: I'm sorry last minute. 45 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:15,200 Speaker 1: Oh it's you know a lot of want It's one 46 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:16,400 Speaker 1: person and a microphone. 47 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:17,720 Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the thing I'd. 48 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:20,120 Speaker 1: Be if i'd bought my ticket, I'd be hey, Adele, 49 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:24,280 Speaker 1: we don't need the fireworks and the spinning mirror balls. Agree, 50 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:26,960 Speaker 1: I'm happy with you on a stool and a microphone. 51 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 1: People are there for your voice. 52 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 2: Well, this is what people are trying to work out, 53 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 2: is that is this Adele's decision or is it management 54 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 2: because a lot of people are saying that management. Try 55 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:41,400 Speaker 2: to organize a sixty man choir, yeah, to back her 56 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:44,120 Speaker 2: up right now. A lot of those have been decimated 57 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:48,080 Speaker 2: obviously with COVID, and they're saying, well, she's just gone. 58 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 2: She's a perfectionist and gone, Well, I can't do it. 59 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,560 Speaker 2: I can't start the show. She suffers from a lot 60 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,480 Speaker 2: of anxiety. We know that, so when something's not right, 61 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,440 Speaker 2: she's just not going to do it. 62 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 5: You can appreciate all of that. And it's her show 63 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,000 Speaker 5: and it has to be her way. Get it. She's 64 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 5: a perfectionist. But that video she uploaded was from Caesar's Palace, 65 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,880 Speaker 5: so she was there ready to go. So have you 66 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,640 Speaker 5: just cracked the Poohs at the last minute. But, as Mike. 67 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:18,359 Speaker 1: Says, with the microphone out, when she was here, Yeah, 68 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,840 Speaker 1: when she was here, and she smuggled herself onto the 69 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,120 Speaker 1: stage in a box. Don't worry about the box. You 70 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:26,120 Speaker 1: don't have to do that bit. It's like when you're 71 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,239 Speaker 1: organizing a huge party and maybe things don't go to play, 72 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 1: but the bar is still open. 73 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,800 Speaker 2: Come on. The first thing that I thought of novous 74 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:36,240 Speaker 2: cash Car and a Star. But we have been informed 75 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 2: here at Nova that the rescheduled shows, if you do 76 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,320 Speaker 2: win the fifty thousand dollars of them as the three 77 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:45,200 Speaker 2: and adele two tickets to go Sere in Vegas rescheduled shows, 78 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,720 Speaker 2: you get to still go, which is crude. The other 79 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 2: thing she the other good thing that she did. Obviously 80 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 2: she was upset because she would have been freaking out. 81 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 2: There was people that had flown from all over America, 82 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,440 Speaker 2: I think from people over the world just to come 83 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 2: and see this first show that was going to be 84 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 2: the special, and they're going, they're going, well, now we've 85 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,880 Speaker 2: we I mean, we don't have tickets, we've got nothing 86 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 2: to go and see, we've lost all this money, and 87 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:13,240 Speaker 2: they're blowing up. So she started ringing random fans and 88 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 2: face timing them. 89 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:26,680 Speaker 7: He's one of them, and we know when the time comes, 90 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 7: it's going to be exceptional. 91 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,840 Speaker 2: And we'll be here at cheering on. She's crying her 92 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:32,560 Speaker 2: eyes out there on a FaceTime call. 93 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:36,320 Speaker 5: Yeah, but she also on a FaceTime call encouraged people 94 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 5: to still go by her merch because the shops. That 95 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,840 Speaker 5: was interesting. She's still for sale. 96 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:42,920 Speaker 1: What I think is interesting. I would expect if I 97 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 1: looked at my phone and said Adele FaceTime, I'd look 98 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:47,919 Speaker 1: at her and I would be waiting for her to say, 99 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,919 Speaker 1: all right, sorry, I've let you down. But there's a 100 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:53,000 Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollar chip sitting at Caesar's palace. That's right, 101 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,880 Speaker 1: So compensation. 102 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,440 Speaker 2: Or if you do see a deal come up on 103 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 2: face time, do you kick off the call with Hello? 104 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Speaker 2: Is it just as something is just to lighten the moody? Sorry, 105 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:14,160 Speaker 2: we'll be back. We'll keep you updated on that. 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It's the inability for 113 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 1: some people to be able to see the signs in relationships, 114 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:40,440 Speaker 1: and probably not just relationships, at those signs when you're 115 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 1: at that stage where you might be breaking out of 116 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,840 Speaker 1: the friend zone and the flirting is happening and you 117 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:48,120 Speaker 1: can't and you don't realize that the other person is 118 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 1: giving you clear signs that they're interested. Does that make sense? 119 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 1: I mean, we've all sat on the couch and pretended 120 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:58,000 Speaker 1: to be tired and yawn and throw our arm around 121 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:02,480 Speaker 1: the person. But that is a sign the person is 122 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:05,560 Speaker 1: not tired, they're actually making a move on you, and that. 123 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:08,440 Speaker 5: They are dating in the eighties, because who's doing that 124 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:09,200 Speaker 5: move anymore. 125 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,320 Speaker 1: There was a great TikTok I saw the other day 126 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:17,120 Speaker 1: of a guy who's at the at the baseball and 127 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:19,160 Speaker 1: he's the bloke in front of him is trying to 128 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:21,119 Speaker 1: put his arm around this girl. He's doing the yawn, 129 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:23,040 Speaker 1: he's doing the whole to put his arm around his 130 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:26,320 Speaker 1: and the guy sitting behind who's filming, just grabs his 131 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:29,800 Speaker 1: arm and puts it around around the girl, who then 132 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:33,720 Speaker 1: leans into him, and everybody collapsed because they'd been watching 133 00:06:33,839 --> 00:06:36,000 Speaker 1: some awkward bloh see. 134 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:40,200 Speaker 2: I think putting the arm. That's second to actually just 135 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:43,160 Speaker 2: getting your finger and touching their hand first. 136 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:45,480 Speaker 5: Well, that's that is the first move. The first move 137 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,880 Speaker 5: is the hand graze, isn't it just when you're brushing, 138 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:50,719 Speaker 5: but you're not holding hands to brush up against them. 139 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:53,240 Speaker 2: So you think it's a grays first set and then 140 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:54,800 Speaker 2: sort of look at him and go, oh, sorry, that 141 00:06:54,839 --> 00:06:57,560 Speaker 2: was an accident. But to see their reaction if they 142 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:58,760 Speaker 2: liked it, you go in again. 143 00:06:58,839 --> 00:07:01,000 Speaker 5: You can go the handhold or you do the arm 144 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:01,720 Speaker 5: around the back. 145 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:05,080 Speaker 1: Are you suggesting that you drag sort of the index 146 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,400 Speaker 1: finger along the hand. 147 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,880 Speaker 5: No, like when your hand is on your legs. 148 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,160 Speaker 1: The grazes is different to what says the grazes is 149 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,960 Speaker 1: different or Fitzy was suggesting it almost like you took 150 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:17,160 Speaker 1: out your et phone home and just started to make 151 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,120 Speaker 1: a pattern on the hand. 152 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 2: Now, if you're sitting next to each other at a 153 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,320 Speaker 2: movie cinema or at the baseball you know, it's like 154 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:24,880 Speaker 2: she would have her hands on her legs or something. 155 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:27,480 Speaker 2: It could be something where you just graze or make out. 156 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:30,880 Speaker 2: You go over and shut your hands. She's embarrassed, she 157 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,320 Speaker 2: likes it. I might go in again. Next thing you know, 158 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:36,200 Speaker 2: your hands down her back pocket, which is another great 159 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:36,760 Speaker 2: move as well. 160 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:37,600 Speaker 5: That's one of yours. 161 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:40,840 Speaker 2: You do that, isn't it walking with someone with your 162 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:43,400 Speaker 2: hands down their back pocket of their jeans, That's one 163 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:44,600 Speaker 2: of the greatest moves of all. 164 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:46,360 Speaker 1: You don't need to do that. I've got a belt 165 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:50,000 Speaker 1: on my pants won't fall down. But if your bums 166 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:54,760 Speaker 1: still there, in fact, take off your pants. 167 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:56,880 Speaker 2: I'm still not convinced. I'll need to have a look 168 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:59,040 Speaker 2: at your bum stupid is, but I don't know if 169 00:07:59,120 --> 00:07:59,600 Speaker 2: mine is. 170 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:05,040 Speaker 1: I found it. This goes on to say that one 171 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:08,400 Speaker 1: bloke was on a date when the girl said to him, 172 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:14,560 Speaker 1: I'm cold, and he then said, here have my jumper, 173 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,720 Speaker 1: where obviously the obvious move was to make her feel 174 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:21,760 Speaker 1: warm due to bodily contact. This one goes on to say, 175 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,760 Speaker 1: back at school, I was chatting with this girl in 176 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:27,520 Speaker 1: my youth group and my prom date had canceled on me. 177 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,600 Speaker 1: She gave me a definite look and I said, and 178 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,280 Speaker 1: she said, I'd like to go to the prom, but 179 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:34,640 Speaker 1: I didn't have a date. And it was like, yeah, 180 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:38,000 Speaker 1: we're in the same boat. That sucks. I completely stuffed 181 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:38,240 Speaker 1: that up. 182 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:42,920 Speaker 2: If you're both at youth group you're probably struggling date for. 183 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,160 Speaker 5: I was going to say, it's pretty straight life stating, 184 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:45,600 Speaker 5: isn't it? 185 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:46,240 Speaker 2: No hands? 186 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:50,120 Speaker 1: When I was a teenager, a cute girl who worked 187 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,240 Speaker 1: at McDonald's wrote her number on the back of my 188 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:55,080 Speaker 1: receipt and I thought, I bet this is in case 189 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:56,880 Speaker 1: there's something wrong with the order and threw it in 190 00:08:56,880 --> 00:09:00,280 Speaker 1: the trash. 191 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,520 Speaker 2: That is a happy meal. I mean, if you can 192 00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:05,439 Speaker 2: get more than your happy meal and her number. Well, 193 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:08,360 Speaker 2: there was a girl at my local at nor Lunger 194 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:12,120 Speaker 2: McDonald's who used to work in drive through, and her 195 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:15,920 Speaker 2: name was NINEV and I was in love with her, 196 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,080 Speaker 2: Sarah H. I used to go to Macca's constantly. There 197 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,600 Speaker 2: were some days where I ate Macas for breakfast, lunch 198 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:24,319 Speaker 2: and tea just so I could see ninev C. Yeah. 199 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,760 Speaker 2: I got to kiss her in the end. 200 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,760 Speaker 5: Oh so she was giving out yeah yep. 201 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,560 Speaker 2: While she was she didn't want it should drive through. 202 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:31,960 Speaker 2: I just put my head through the window. 203 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,800 Speaker 1: I nearly broke the neck and it only lasted half 204 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:36,240 Speaker 1: a second. 205 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:37,480 Speaker 2: You're upsized yourself. 206 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:38,240 Speaker 8: We're going to tell you. 207 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:44,200 Speaker 1: Are thirteen four to ten. If you haven't seen the signs, 208 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,000 Speaker 1: this was another one here in high school. I went 209 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:48,360 Speaker 1: to a sleepover. A girl I liked to climbed into 210 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:51,320 Speaker 1: bed with me and she started tickling me, and I 211 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:54,960 Speaker 1: was like, ha ha haa, Okay, well it's bedtime, he said. 212 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:58,240 Speaker 1: I think about that twice a day, every five minutes now. 213 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:05,679 Speaker 8: In the morning, and it's Monday. Find me somewhere on Monday. 214 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:13,360 Speaker 8: On Monday, Monday, Hoday Monday. 215 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:13,640 Speaker 9: Guys. 216 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:16,120 Speaker 1: He's got a great story for you this morning. You've 217 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,040 Speaker 1: got to come up with a pun. We need movie titles. 218 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:21,480 Speaker 1: This is one of the great uses for the drone 219 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:25,480 Speaker 1: I've ever heard of. Right, so you know I'm a 220 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:29,000 Speaker 1: drone fan. There's so much you can do. In this story, 221 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,960 Speaker 1: there was a dog that was getting washed out to 222 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:36,480 Speaker 1: see a Jack Russell whip it cross. Millie, the name 223 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,280 Speaker 1: of the dog was getting washed out to see. The 224 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:40,480 Speaker 1: dog was panicking and didn't know which way to turn. 225 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:45,240 Speaker 1: Then one man decided to dangle a sausage off the 226 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:48,280 Speaker 1: bottom of his drone fly towards the dog, and then 227 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,800 Speaker 1: slowly get the dog to follow the sausage out of 228 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:51,400 Speaker 1: the surf. 229 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,160 Speaker 2: The dog was saved. 230 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:54,000 Speaker 5: That's pretty clever. 231 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,079 Speaker 2: It's not bad. 232 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:58,760 Speaker 1: We want your puns with this story this morning. Guys, 233 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,840 Speaker 1: who wants to kick it off? Boody brave enough to 234 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:02,640 Speaker 1: go for this? Or you want me to take the title. 235 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:06,920 Speaker 1: Go on, you guys, give me a drum off the 236 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,319 Speaker 1: spy who snagged me. 237 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:11,880 Speaker 6: Much? 238 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,439 Speaker 5: I'll go next. Scary classic Silence of the Lamb Sausages? 239 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:21,040 Speaker 2: Can I do? Samuel M. Jackson in one of his 240 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:28,200 Speaker 2: greatest snags on a plane, focus more on the dog. 241 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:32,920 Speaker 7: I'm fifty shades of Greyhound. 242 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:37,280 Speaker 4: Thanks, I'm bringing it home with the Hugh Jackman classic, 243 00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:41,720 Speaker 4: the Greatest Cheriso Man instead of the Greatest show Man. 244 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, Spanish. 245 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,880 Speaker 10: Man, Chiso Man. 246 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:56,520 Speaker 2: That's a hide. Vivian in Arabine. Here is your drum roll, viv. 247 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,160 Speaker 11: Good morning. 248 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:04,200 Speaker 12: I have Matt Damon and Scarlet your hands and starring. 249 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:05,040 Speaker 13: In We Bought a. 250 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:14,880 Speaker 2: Ship to It's really good, great star Vivian Mohammed in 251 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,320 Speaker 2: North may give us your best par main. 252 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,559 Speaker 13: But joke, Juve and Hale classic Downy Barker. 253 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:27,840 Speaker 2: Oh, Johnny Barco instead Nyarko, You're not bad? Yeah, Yeah, 254 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:32,079 Speaker 2: that's good. Josh and Rose Meadow, what's your best pun? Josh? 255 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,400 Speaker 9: Silence of the drone. 256 00:12:34,679 --> 00:12:40,000 Speaker 2: Oh sil well, Sarah had Silence of the Lamb Sausages, 257 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:43,360 Speaker 2: which wasn't too bad. Joseph in Seven Hills. Here's your 258 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:50,560 Speaker 2: drum roll, Joseph, The Twilight Drone, The Twilight to the 259 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:57,320 Speaker 2: Twilight Zone, The Twilight Laugh, and our last one. Andrea 260 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,040 Speaker 2: and Miranda, what's your partner? Andrea? 261 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:05,640 Speaker 7: Jurassic Bark. 262 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:10,000 Speaker 2: That is Jurassic very good. 263 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,080 Speaker 1: Hello, great, there was. 264 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:19,319 Speaker 5: A great line up. Vivian and Noraban. We bought a shitsah. 265 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:23,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, well I started strong, ended strong, Vivian. 266 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:27,440 Speaker 2: All the way. We need to talk about the hard 267 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:30,720 Speaker 2: stuff now. And I think there is a moment in 268 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:36,000 Speaker 2: everybody's life when you're young and you you may walk 269 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,120 Speaker 2: in on mum and dad for a request, or there's 270 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:41,520 Speaker 2: something that you can't find around the house and you 271 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,920 Speaker 2: catch mum and dad. Well, my mum and dad I 272 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,680 Speaker 2: found out afterwards, but they had a code word. Mum 273 00:13:47,679 --> 00:13:49,280 Speaker 2: and dad would go and do they had to go 274 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:53,440 Speaker 2: do some talking. Just leave us alone, leave us alone, 275 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,480 Speaker 2: because mom and dad have to go do some talking 276 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:59,679 Speaker 2: in our rooms, really important talking. So we would okay, 277 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:03,600 Speaker 2: well they just obviously that's obviously talking about you know, 278 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,719 Speaker 2: how they're going to they're going to pay the mortgage 279 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,520 Speaker 2: or they're going to work a few things out. You know, 280 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,280 Speaker 2: Money's tired at the moment, Sarah. 281 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,360 Speaker 5: Is that the only thing? 282 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:11,439 Speaker 2: Sarah? 283 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,120 Speaker 1: This is Mick Fitzgerald. I love going through some of 284 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,160 Speaker 1: the numbers. 285 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:19,280 Speaker 2: You're so close to Claire Fitzgerald, you know, I know. 286 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,520 Speaker 5: And I'm proud of her for having a good time 287 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:22,960 Speaker 5: life for sure, get into it for. 288 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,040 Speaker 2: The worst time for me. I don't think I walked 289 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,000 Speaker 2: in on them. And I've told you this before. We 290 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:30,240 Speaker 2: used to go camping up at Ardrossen and they used 291 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:33,800 Speaker 2: to put the kids into the tents and then they 292 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,960 Speaker 2: would stay up around the bombfire and have a few 293 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:39,640 Speaker 2: more drinks. And I remember Mum and Dad because I 294 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:43,160 Speaker 2: can remember because there was only a cover in between 295 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:46,120 Speaker 2: each room that Dad used to pull down, and it 296 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,600 Speaker 2: would be my sister Holly and I and then Mum 297 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,200 Speaker 2: and Dad had been next door. But Dad couldn't get 298 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,920 Speaker 2: the cover down because it was tight. There was double not. 299 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:55,240 Speaker 2: He couldn't get the double not out. So Dad said, stuff, 300 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:56,760 Speaker 2: I'm going for it. 301 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,760 Speaker 5: Well, it really doesn't matter, to be honest, whether or 302 00:14:58,800 --> 00:14:59,720 Speaker 5: not the cover is down. 303 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,920 Speaker 2: I could have, you know, I just. 304 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,840 Speaker 1: It's one thing to there's three stages here which are 305 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:11,480 Speaker 1: so concerning and jarring. I think everybody as a kid 306 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,240 Speaker 1: growing up, you're shocked when you work out what it 307 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,240 Speaker 1: takes to make a baby exactly. Then there's the realization 308 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:19,120 Speaker 1: that your parents would have done that, which is just 309 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,840 Speaker 1: so jarring to think about. Then there's walking in on them. 310 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,760 Speaker 1: Then there's the chance also, I'm going to fore here, guys, 311 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:30,440 Speaker 1: that the position they might be in could be really jarring. 312 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:34,160 Speaker 1: So you don't know at that moment what you're actually 313 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,480 Speaker 1: going to see, but you could be scarred for life. 314 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,760 Speaker 2: Well, it's you know, the other thing as well. It's 315 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,120 Speaker 2: amazing because my old man had a lot of footy 316 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,520 Speaker 2: injuries over the years and in the end his body 317 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,200 Speaker 2: was quite slow. But I remember another time walking in 318 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:51,480 Speaker 2: amazing how quick Dad could do like a backflip off 319 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:57,440 Speaker 2: the bed and land on his feet, yeah, and grab 320 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,880 Speaker 2: a towel at the same time. And ever it was 321 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:03,520 Speaker 2: so quickly to get out of it. Never seen you 322 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,280 Speaker 2: move like that before we went out of. 323 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,440 Speaker 1: The harness and the swing that he was at the 324 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,600 Speaker 1: time to be able. 325 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:14,480 Speaker 2: To perform well and to jump over the goat that 326 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,000 Speaker 2: was there as well. I mean, it was a big 327 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:23,440 Speaker 2: day I said, what Tom is Tom Brady doing here? 328 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,040 Speaker 2: So we're asking you thirteen twenty four to ten. I 329 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,680 Speaker 2: know it's hard, but where was it and where did 330 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:34,360 Speaker 2: it happen? Choice of words because this I don't think 331 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:37,840 Speaker 2: you're ever going to top this. Joseph has been away 332 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,880 Speaker 2: from his family in Colorado, USA for the last two years, 333 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:45,440 Speaker 2: completing military service in Germany. I think what he saw 334 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,680 Speaker 2: was worse than what you can see coming out of Germany. Mate. 335 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:54,600 Speaker 2: Shell shocked, he decided to surprise his parents and come 336 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:59,720 Speaker 2: home early. Never again, and surprise his parents after being 337 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,440 Speaker 2: a serving in the military. This is what happened. 338 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,480 Speaker 5: Who's videoing it and who's sharing it? 339 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,720 Speaker 2: No, his sister was video taping it. So he's gone 340 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,959 Speaker 2: in with the robbery joke. This is a robbery. Can 341 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:23,680 Speaker 2: we hear it again? 342 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:35,399 Speaker 10: And that's the mum did the. 343 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:41,080 Speaker 1: Trenches as well. Standing to attention, it's got sixteen out. 344 00:17:43,119 --> 00:17:45,119 Speaker 2: George from hers Wields given us a call. Did you 345 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,040 Speaker 2: accidentally walk in on your parents? George? 346 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:51,640 Speaker 6: Yeah, totally man. Their code was Mum's going to give 347 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,760 Speaker 6: me a backrob. 348 00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:54,560 Speaker 9: So don't come in the bedroom. 349 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,720 Speaker 12: So I was playing Lego the side of the news. 350 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,040 Speaker 14: The toilet, walked in and they were going out at 351 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,119 Speaker 14: Hammer and Tong and the toy. 352 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,760 Speaker 1: In the toilet. 353 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:16,760 Speaker 8: Rever Ah, George, what a graphic, which wait George. 354 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,040 Speaker 2: For anyone who doesn't know what that means, that means 355 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:21,800 Speaker 2: that mum was dressed up as a cowgirl. Wow. 356 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,000 Speaker 1: I wasn't expecting about George's delivery. 357 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,560 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, what are you doing in the toilet. 358 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,960 Speaker 2: It's not like it's a nightclub. 359 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:29,600 Speaker 10: You're at home. 360 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:33,359 Speaker 2: Joseph has gone viral because he's been away from his 361 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:36,000 Speaker 2: family for two years serving in the military in the US. 362 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:39,560 Speaker 2: He's over been in Germany and he decided to come 363 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:43,760 Speaker 2: home early and surprise his parents. And they were up 364 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,560 Speaker 2: in their room the code word where the sister was 365 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,280 Speaker 2: told that they're up there doing some serious talking. He's 366 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:52,000 Speaker 2: come in, had no idea, wanted to surprise his parents. 367 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,439 Speaker 2: He's kicked the door in and this is what's happened. 368 00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:07,840 Speaker 2: He's barged in and mum and dad were going at it. 369 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,439 Speaker 5: Yes, someone was being held up. 370 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,560 Speaker 1: It can be because innocence has been stolen. 371 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:14,520 Speaker 2: You can be quite jarring when you see it. Mitche 372 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:19,880 Speaker 2: and Granville, what happened to you? Mitch? Oh, Mum's got 373 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,800 Speaker 2: a hold of him. He's not allowed to talk about it. 374 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,879 Speaker 2: Give us a call back, Mitch Jack in Mittagong, What 375 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,880 Speaker 2: happened when you walked in on your parents. 376 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:30,520 Speaker 14: With a baby sister and I think she was playing 377 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:33,359 Speaker 14: on fell off the wall and I walked into the 378 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,560 Speaker 14: room and see them looked out the window. 379 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,520 Speaker 11: They were out doing it under the washing fight. 380 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,640 Speaker 1: God, I mean, you really, you've really got carried away 381 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,640 Speaker 1: in the moment. If you find yourself under the hills. 382 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:48,840 Speaker 2: Horse, I've run out of pigs. 383 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:49,080 Speaker 3: What. 384 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:53,760 Speaker 2: I just don't understand the washing out in public as well, 385 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:54,119 Speaker 2: like that. 386 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,960 Speaker 5: The moment they probably thought the kids are zero chance 387 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,399 Speaker 5: of coming out here to help. 388 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,560 Speaker 2: Sad news over the week and I mean Adele pulled 389 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:07,119 Speaker 2: out of her Las Vegas residency, but we've lost meat 390 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:11,360 Speaker 2: Loaf over the weekend. Oh yeah, this is paradise by 391 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:16,919 Speaker 2: the nashboard light. He had some mate. We had an 392 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:21,200 Speaker 2: amazing chat with meat Life. Do you remember. I don't 393 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,280 Speaker 2: know if you remember this. It didn't start too well 394 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,359 Speaker 2: because we were a bit we were arming and r 395 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,119 Speaker 2: and whether we get Meatloaf on the show. We're like, 396 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,280 Speaker 2: this is our audience. But you know what he had 397 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:33,440 Speaker 2: some great music, and the interview didn't start too well 398 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:34,720 Speaker 2: when Whippers started with this. 399 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:41,520 Speaker 1: You are sixty four and two weeks not long ago, 400 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:44,280 Speaker 1: long ago, but it was not long to go to 401 00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:47,840 Speaker 1: your birthday. Was going to bring you a cake and 402 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,040 Speaker 1: a brown I. 403 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:53,120 Speaker 2: Really am kill you. So not great. Not long ago? 404 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,680 Speaker 2: Well he had ten years, so seventy four. He passed 405 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:56,640 Speaker 2: away over the weekend. 406 00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:01,800 Speaker 1: What disappointed me fits was how quick Twitter was to 407 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:05,399 Speaker 1: start making a couple of wet life jokes. Apparently he 408 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:08,600 Speaker 1: passed away from COVID. He'd had two jabs, but not 409 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,840 Speaker 1: the booster. Two out of three ain't bad. 410 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,040 Speaker 2: Oh, then there was serious. 411 00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:16,840 Speaker 1: Someone had written like a bad out of wuhann and 412 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:21,040 Speaker 1: I was just like, that is I mean, give it 413 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,840 Speaker 1: a bit of time, guys, time plus Tragedy Hanckel's comedy. 414 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,040 Speaker 2: Can we can we talk about this song? Bat out 415 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:31,960 Speaker 2: of Hell sold forty four million copies. But I didn't 416 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,359 Speaker 2: know this meat Loaf made no money out of it. 417 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:39,639 Speaker 2: So the guy that he wrote it with apparently they 418 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,400 Speaker 2: were signed with Sony at the time, and Sony took 419 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,600 Speaker 2: all the royalties from it, so he didn't get any 420 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,560 Speaker 2: money out of it. He actually hates the song. He 421 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:51,360 Speaker 2: actually urged his fans not to buy the song anymore. 422 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,639 Speaker 2: He said, go and actually watch the stage show meat Loaf. 423 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,840 Speaker 2: I think there was a stage show called Bad out 424 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,720 Speaker 2: of Hell. Okay, that's right, go and watch that because 425 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,800 Speaker 2: I'm more than happy for someone else to make money 426 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,359 Speaker 2: from it, but I don't want the record company to 427 00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:06,359 Speaker 2: make any more money from it. He went bankrupt in 428 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,800 Speaker 2: the eighties and then he actually died with forty million dollars. 429 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,119 Speaker 2: And they say he sold his music catalog, which a 430 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:15,600 Speaker 2: lot of artists are doing at the moment. David Bowie's family, 431 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,760 Speaker 2: did it, Bruce Springsteen, did it, Bob Dylan? A lot 432 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,680 Speaker 2: of people are selling their music catalogs. But he died 433 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,920 Speaker 2: with forty million dollars. Do you know what? He was 434 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:27,840 Speaker 2: a great performer. I mean, I would do anything for love. 435 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,000 Speaker 2: We do remember the performance at the AFL. 436 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:46,800 Speaker 15: Great Ye had. 437 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:53,680 Speaker 2: Passion that was sing in tune. 438 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,600 Speaker 1: I think he just refused to do that. What I 439 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,960 Speaker 1: learned too over the weekend with his passing fits was 440 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:02,120 Speaker 1: his name was Marvin a Day a day. 441 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, Marvin Lee a day. 442 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,800 Speaker 1: You're right, Marvin Wow. Here he is Marvin Loaf. 443 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,879 Speaker 2: The other one that we've spoken about the show that 444 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,600 Speaker 2: this blew our mind. When we spoke to meat Loaf, 445 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,119 Speaker 2: he said he never had a voice when he was 446 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,560 Speaker 2: a young man until he was in high school. And 447 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,240 Speaker 2: there was an athletics meet, and this is what happened. 448 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,760 Speaker 16: I got hit by a twelve pounds shot at sixty 449 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,879 Speaker 16: two feet, but I didn't nearly die. In fact, it 450 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,879 Speaker 16: didn't even knock me out. I could not sing a 451 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,480 Speaker 16: knock before I get hit in the head with the shop. 452 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,320 Speaker 1: But you are no, not true. 453 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,359 Speaker 2: Sweet to God, Dad, is an amazing story of that. 454 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,600 Speaker 5: It is people get kicked by a horse, isn't it 455 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,560 Speaker 5: and they can speak another language. 456 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,600 Speaker 1: Well, they're dead, Tommy. Can you find out why? 457 00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:44,040 Speaker 5: I don't think that's ever happened. 458 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,439 Speaker 2: If you want to pick up a girl and speak French, 459 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,439 Speaker 2: my advice is not to go and hang out at 460 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:53,119 Speaker 2: the back of a horse youself. 461 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,159 Speaker 1: Me. Can you tell me why the name meat life 462 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,240 Speaker 1: came about? Oh? 463 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:58,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, good question? 464 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,600 Speaker 2: Okay, yes, what is your favorite meat loaf? 465 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:01,560 Speaker 1: With meat lofe? 466 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,919 Speaker 5: Meat Life's like a sausage, isn't it, but like it's mint. 467 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:07,680 Speaker 15: In there. 468 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,320 Speaker 2: My mum used to make meataft. 469 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:15,720 Speaker 4: His first band was called meat and it was because 470 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:19,600 Speaker 4: his football coach. It's because of Meatloaf's weight. His football 471 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,399 Speaker 4: coach called him meat Loaf. And then he then he 472 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,159 Speaker 4: started the band meat loafs Solid. 473 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:27,040 Speaker 1: So it could could have been beef Bog or something. 474 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:27,720 Speaker 1: It just happened to. 475 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,480 Speaker 5: Because he wasn't very attractive, was he? Oh, Sarah, It 476 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,600 Speaker 5: doesn't mean I wished him. 477 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:35,919 Speaker 2: It's not about that. 478 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000 Speaker 1: It's about the voice. 479 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:40,360 Speaker 2: You know my favorite meat Loaf story. Well, I think 480 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,520 Speaker 2: his greatest achievement was the movie Fight Club when he 481 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,840 Speaker 2: was Bob Bob who had testicular cancer and he had 482 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:50,200 Speaker 2: the oversized boobs, remember and Edward Norton. He used to 483 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,359 Speaker 2: hug Edward Norton in. 484 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,720 Speaker 1: His oversized boobs. 485 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,320 Speaker 2: And he was Robert Poulsham And if you've ever seen 486 00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:03,560 Speaker 2: fight his name was Robert. He died his name. We 487 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,280 Speaker 2: actually asked him about Robert Paulsen because that was such 488 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:09,080 Speaker 2: a huge character in the movie Fight Club, and we 489 00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:12,840 Speaker 2: asked him about his name is Robert Paulson. Do you 490 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,800 Speaker 2: get people coming up to you in the street and 491 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,280 Speaker 2: just saying those words? 492 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,919 Speaker 16: I have from time to time. In fact, it was 493 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,320 Speaker 16: maybe five or six years after the movie and I 494 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:25,080 Speaker 16: was in Toronto. I walked into this poster store and 495 00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,199 Speaker 16: I really wanted to poster and fan clubs, and there 496 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,480 Speaker 16: was some guys standing there and came him in a chant. 497 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:33,160 Speaker 16: Now went his name is Robert, and I went, okay, guys, 498 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,600 Speaker 16: you can cut that out right now. 499 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,359 Speaker 2: I'm going to miss Meatloafe. That was a really you 500 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,639 Speaker 2: know what on this show, because we get asked all 501 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,200 Speaker 2: the time, who's the best interviews you've had and who's 502 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,520 Speaker 2: the worst. I would say Meatloaf was the biggest surprise 503 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,360 Speaker 2: because remember we didn't know whether we wanted to chat 504 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,400 Speaker 2: to him, and we walked away from it saying how 505 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,359 Speaker 2: good was meat loaf? I mean, you were eating it 506 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,520 Speaker 2: at a time, But I said, the artist that was unbelievable. 507 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,399 Speaker 2: He was really funny and engaging. 508 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,639 Speaker 1: And the things you get, you know, celebrities to do 509 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:08,080 Speaker 1: when they come in. Do you remember we had what's 510 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:14,560 Speaker 1: his name and we had him running around. Kroyd didn't 511 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,400 Speaker 1: really have anything to do with him, so he made 512 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:20,120 Speaker 1: up some sketch about him interrupting someone in the men's 513 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,440 Speaker 1: and he time here at Nova was running around in 514 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,880 Speaker 1: the toilets with Dan Akroyd. 515 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,960 Speaker 2: That he was surprising. Denzel Washington was another. Remember we 516 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:32,200 Speaker 2: were told he gets really prickly in interviews sometimes, but 517 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:37,200 Speaker 2: he was he was loving it. Rest in peace, life. 518 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,280 Speaker 2: Bat out of hell, mate, I'll be eating a couple 519 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:39,680 Speaker 2: of bats. 520 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:40,000 Speaker 15: Out of. 521 00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:46,520 Speaker 2: The role of an arborist, someone who's lopping down trees. 522 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:51,679 Speaker 2: You know what dangerous job because it's heavy obviously, you 523 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:55,160 Speaker 2: know the bigger trees. Which way is it going to land? 524 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,639 Speaker 2: You know there's huge chainsaw sarah that are very sharp 525 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,159 Speaker 2: as well. The thing is with an arborus, when you 526 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,480 Speaker 2: get an injury, there's no minor injuries, is there. If 527 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,760 Speaker 2: you do something, it's something it would probably be pretty bad. 528 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,440 Speaker 1: If you've seen the chainsaw proof pants. If so, they 529 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,720 Speaker 1: have like a foam in them, so if you drop 530 00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:17,520 Speaker 1: your chainsaw onto your thigh, it just clogs up the 531 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:22,280 Speaker 1: chainsaw and the chain staw stops running. That's really clever. 532 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:24,880 Speaker 1: Chainsaw proof pants. 533 00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:27,600 Speaker 2: I mean, you don't wash your jeans for about six months, 534 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,800 Speaker 2: be similar. I mean there's no chainsaws getting through that. 535 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,200 Speaker 1: No, it's for safety reasons. If you've seen the way 536 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,760 Speaker 1: they do it with the big trees, where they'll take 537 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,639 Speaker 1: like a wedge out of the bottom on one side. 538 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,159 Speaker 1: Then they'll cut on the other side a hole and 539 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,719 Speaker 1: put like a carjack in there. And then they crank 540 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:46,919 Speaker 1: the carjack up and the huge tree starts to tumble 541 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:47,639 Speaker 1: the other way. 542 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,360 Speaker 2: Wow. 543 00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:53,000 Speaker 5: Interesting watching them stump it when they're done as well. 544 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,760 Speaker 5: Have you seen that the big machine they put over 545 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:58,760 Speaker 5: the stall it and grinds it out. 546 00:27:58,720 --> 00:27:59,879 Speaker 2: And brings all the roots to it. 547 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,040 Speaker 5: It's pretty amazing. 548 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,199 Speaker 1: Wow clever, it's expensive. 549 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:06,320 Speaker 2: This is over in the States. In Lewistowon, a man 550 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:10,960 Speaker 2: police were called when they saw a arborist walking down 551 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:15,520 Speaker 2: the street with his severed arm. He had to pick 552 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:19,160 Speaker 2: up his own arm with the other hand and go 553 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,680 Speaker 2: and try and get some help, go to the hospital 554 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:24,720 Speaker 2: with his severed arm. It was up around near his shoulder, 555 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,879 Speaker 2: just under his shoulder too, but halfway down where his 556 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:31,480 Speaker 2: bicet was cut it straight off, Sarah. He picked it 557 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,760 Speaker 2: up with the other hand and was walking down the 558 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,280 Speaker 2: street with his own seven arm. 559 00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:36,720 Speaker 5: How was he not bleeding out? 560 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,640 Speaker 2: Well? He was quite pale. They said. He was in 561 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,959 Speaker 2: a fair bit of shock. But did the right thing 562 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:42,680 Speaker 2: be in a shock? 563 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,520 Speaker 1: When you find yourself walking down the street holding your 564 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,400 Speaker 1: own hand. I think you'd get. 565 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,720 Speaker 2: A bit of a fright. I've always wondered if you've 566 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:55,000 Speaker 2: cut something off your body, have you actually taken a 567 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:58,760 Speaker 2: severed part off your body to the hospital to get reattached? 568 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:03,000 Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen. Involved Actually lou brought something up, Luke, 569 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:07,040 Speaker 2: Can you come into the studio police, Yeah, thirteen twenty fourteen. 570 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,920 Speaker 2: Anyone who gets on the show Nova's Cash, Car and 571 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,320 Speaker 2: a Star, you're going to the running as well. But 572 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:14,200 Speaker 2: if you've taken a severed body part into hospital to 573 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,400 Speaker 2: get reattacked, give us a cool place. What was yours? Look? 574 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,720 Speaker 4: When I was about ten, I ran up the stairs 575 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,160 Speaker 4: and my finger got caught in the hinge of a door. 576 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,640 Speaker 1: Sorry, as the door was closing, and my. 577 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,440 Speaker 4: Friend picked up the top of my finger and was like, 578 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,280 Speaker 4: I've got the finger, and I had to. 579 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,720 Speaker 5: Take it to the hold of your head. 580 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,160 Speaker 1: That little one, Sorry, that little one there. 581 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:36,440 Speaker 5: They get a decent job. 582 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,640 Speaker 2: It's not like Mafasa holding up Simba going. 583 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,520 Speaker 15: I've got the finger, King of the Jungle. 584 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:46,840 Speaker 1: Little I told you the story about our cousin Sally, 585 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,760 Speaker 1: didn't I Where Sally was a young girl. She fell 586 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:56,080 Speaker 1: into a mill that was must processing hey and it 587 00:29:56,320 --> 00:30:00,400 Speaker 1: cut off her leg just below the knee. So they 588 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,320 Speaker 1: then put her in the car on in the back 589 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:09,880 Speaker 1: that was it was Sally, and they put the leg 590 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:12,480 Speaker 1: next to her with the seatbelt around it, still with 591 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,600 Speaker 1: the sock and the shoe on it. Why did the 592 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,720 Speaker 1: back of the car We don't. 593 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:17,440 Speaker 5: Want to flying around? 594 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:20,720 Speaker 1: He hit the brakes and break you get kicked in 595 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:21,320 Speaker 1: the back of the head. 596 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,440 Speaker 2: Did she lose the leg made or was it really 597 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:23,760 Speaker 2: he did? 598 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:25,360 Speaker 1: They couldn't get it back on, couldn't go. 599 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,760 Speaker 2: Back on, Scotty and boom, what happened to your father 600 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:28,400 Speaker 2: in law? Scott? 601 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:30,440 Speaker 6: Oh? 602 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:36,600 Speaker 14: He he managed to serve his figure. 603 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,960 Speaker 2: He's what, he's what, he's what. 604 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:45,280 Speaker 14: His finger with a lawn mawer and drove himself to hospital. 605 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,000 Speaker 14: But the greatest thing was his lawn mower was still 606 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,520 Speaker 14: on while he tried to un the stuff that got 607 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:52,040 Speaker 14: stuck in it. 608 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,840 Speaker 9: It was also a ward as well. 609 00:30:55,840 --> 00:31:01,120 Speaker 2: No, he didn't cut himself again going back in, did he, Scotty? 610 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,800 Speaker 14: No, no, no, no, just to seve it off. And 611 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,680 Speaker 14: and then he had to he had to walk into 612 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:12,920 Speaker 14: three touse. His wife passed out painted and then he 613 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,720 Speaker 14: had to take himself off to the hospital because no 614 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:15,120 Speaker 14: one else. 615 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:15,480 Speaker 9: Had drive it. 616 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,600 Speaker 2: Did heat beauty? Did he save the finger? Scotty still 617 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,640 Speaker 2: got it? Or is it gone? 618 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:20,719 Speaker 14: Most of it? 619 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,960 Speaker 2: Most of it? Scott her finger. 620 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:27,520 Speaker 1: He's doing the old finger up the nose trick. That's 621 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:28,640 Speaker 1: the stump at your nostril. 622 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:32,040 Speaker 2: And we had a bloke and alcoholic down the Portland Hotel. 623 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,959 Speaker 2: He had a glass eye, the old can you keep 624 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,160 Speaker 2: an eye on my beer? You'd look over and in 625 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,800 Speaker 2: your schooner. He'd have his eye in your schooner, which 626 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,000 Speaker 2: you could never have a drink out of. 627 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:42,360 Speaker 15: Again. 628 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:47,680 Speaker 2: Angela from the Central Coast, what's happened to your dad's thumb? 629 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,440 Speaker 12: And he cut it off with a nine inch grinder 630 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,760 Speaker 12: And when they throwed it back on, they sowed the 631 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,280 Speaker 12: tendons on back to front. 632 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,800 Speaker 1: What so it can then backwards and not forwards? 633 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:03,840 Speaker 12: No, So in his brain he was like closing his hand, 634 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:08,240 Speaker 12: but his thumb would go the other way. So difficult 635 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,160 Speaker 12: when you're a mechanic. 636 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:14,440 Speaker 1: Oh no, passes the span it. 637 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:20,680 Speaker 2: This is an amazing effort. An arborist got the chainsaw out, unfortunately, 638 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,480 Speaker 2: tied to a ripe, things went wrong. He got caught up, 639 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,000 Speaker 2: chopped his right arm off. What I'm trying to work 640 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:29,600 Speaker 2: out though, is he's picked up no one around, He's 641 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:33,000 Speaker 2: picked up his severed arm and was walking down the road, 642 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:36,840 Speaker 2: very pale, looking for help. Would you, if it was 643 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:40,440 Speaker 2: your right arm, right, would you go to pick it 644 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:44,920 Speaker 2: up with your actual arm that's not there anymore? Probably naturally, 645 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,840 Speaker 2: naturally you would, wouldn't you? Yep? Asking you if you 646 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,000 Speaker 2: loped something off your body and you've had to take 647 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,719 Speaker 2: it to hospital yourself. Marni and Maruba, what happened? 648 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,720 Speaker 11: When I was younger, a teenager used to work in 649 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,280 Speaker 11: this old school Italian deli, and you know, all sorts 650 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,920 Speaker 11: of like zaras, alarmis and hands and all that sort 651 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,160 Speaker 11: of stuff. We had to hand slice it for the customers. 652 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,240 Speaker 11: And one day this guy just would not stop chit 653 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,720 Speaker 11: chatting to me, and I wasn't concentrating, and I'm slicing away, 654 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,360 Speaker 11: and my thumb just went straight through the fig metal 655 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:17,120 Speaker 11: wheel and I took half of my thumb off, and 656 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:20,560 Speaker 11: I thought, oh dear, I've actually just sliced half of 657 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:24,080 Speaker 11: my thumb off. I mean, I just turned and apologized 658 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:27,280 Speaker 11: to just excuse me one moment, and I had to 659 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,320 Speaker 11: go and sere it through all the sliced meats and 660 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,520 Speaker 11: find the top of my thumb and walk out the 661 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:35,720 Speaker 11: back before I faced this good effort. Yeah, so then 662 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,200 Speaker 11: on one of the stuff then took me up to 663 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,959 Speaker 11: the hospital with a bundle of splice meats and they 664 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,720 Speaker 11: found the rest of my thumb and put it back together. 665 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,320 Speaker 11: But being in high school, it wasn't my right thumb. 666 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:51,560 Speaker 11: I couldn't write anymore because of my my thumb wasn't usable, of. 667 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,680 Speaker 2: Course, and I'm just looking at a pen now you 668 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,800 Speaker 2: do guide with your thumb. 669 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, the end of your thumb just looked like a 670 00:33:58,960 --> 00:33:59,960 Speaker 1: bit of shaved hands. 671 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,000 Speaker 2: You know what they are? You handing out a bit 672 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,960 Speaker 2: of devon to all the nurses and that does anyone 673 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,480 Speaker 2: want a bit of a food as you are sewing 674 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:07,200 Speaker 2: up my thumb? 675 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:08,480 Speaker 1: Here's something from the. 676 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:12,160 Speaker 2: Dolly Christie from me Christie from Eagle var What happened 677 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,160 Speaker 2: to you when you were a kid? 678 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,719 Speaker 13: I was playing out food and somebody had dropped a 679 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,040 Speaker 13: person in bottle and it smashed, and I didn't know, 680 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,200 Speaker 13: playing like a hopscotch game, I jumped straight on it 681 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:25,160 Speaker 13: went straight through and almost severed my thoughts from the bottom. 682 00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:29,560 Speaker 13: In the art yeah, I haven't been together. We fought 683 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:32,400 Speaker 13: whatever she had around the house and rushed me hospotall 684 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:33,759 Speaker 13: and they slowed it all back up. 685 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:35,920 Speaker 1: What a shocker. 686 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:36,719 Speaker 2: That must have hurt. 687 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,200 Speaker 13: I can still remember it. Not it's only a kid, 688 00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:41,520 Speaker 13: that's how traumatic it was. 689 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:45,080 Speaker 2: Good work, Christy tough, Christian Dapto. He's been to the 690 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,200 Speaker 2: dogs over the weekend. But what happened to your grandfather? Chris? 691 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,080 Speaker 9: So? She wasaker. You had a number of blypasses. 692 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:52,399 Speaker 2: So they. 693 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,200 Speaker 9: And the kids. You think you go on the coffee 694 00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:58,600 Speaker 9: table and it came off. 695 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,120 Speaker 2: He's what came off? 696 00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:01,879 Speaker 5: Pinky toe? 697 00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:06,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, now that is a stef That is a stubbing. 698 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,319 Speaker 2: That is a major stubbing, isn't it so? So did 699 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,319 Speaker 2: they have to get the little pinky toe and take 700 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:13,680 Speaker 2: it into hospital? Chris? 701 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,920 Speaker 9: Yeah. So my favorite part of the story is when 702 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,120 Speaker 9: he did it. He just yelled at my grandmother's like 703 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,040 Speaker 9: you whatever you do, don't come in. He call me 704 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:23,320 Speaker 9: an ambulance. So she walked into the room and proceeded 705 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,439 Speaker 9: to freak out, and he just looked at a nice 706 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,200 Speaker 9: time And when I told you not to come in 707 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,279 Speaker 9: and yes, I do the hospital and it sounded like 708 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,239 Speaker 9: the site was dead. There was nothing to do there. 709 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:38,239 Speaker 9: But yeah, worst so stubbing ever, Oh the old Christ. 710 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,000 Speaker 1: Well, if I can just share one of my favorite 711 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,080 Speaker 1: stories quickly before we wrap up, Tommy, I don't have 712 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:46,640 Speaker 1: a guy who decided to trim his hedge and picked 713 00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:49,680 Speaker 1: up the lawn mower. Remember that guy, And when he 714 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:53,080 Speaker 1: dragged the lawn mower across the hedge, cut off on 715 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:57,320 Speaker 1: his fingers. Right then, the doctor's there in the hospital 716 00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:59,319 Speaker 1: and he's trying to reattach and he's almost done all 717 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:02,040 Speaker 1: of the fingers. Taken him two hours to do each finger. 718 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,400 Speaker 1: And then he gets a phone call downstairs in the 719 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,840 Speaker 1: hospital saying, we've got a guy here who's missing eight fingers, 720 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,879 Speaker 1: all right, And they said, no, I'm with that guy now, 721 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,359 Speaker 1: and they said, no, there's another one. And what had 722 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,879 Speaker 1: happened was one of the neighbors had seen him do it, 723 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,440 Speaker 1: and at that split second that he lifted it up, 724 00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,560 Speaker 1: he thought, great idea. He went home and did the 725 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:26,080 Speaker 1: exact same thing and cut off all his fingers. Oh, nah, 726 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,560 Speaker 1: get out, I'm not answering your questions. I'm not going 727 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,960 Speaker 1: to tell you anything about it. It was boy's weekend 728 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,959 Speaker 1: and it was don't care. 729 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,320 Speaker 2: Mate, didn't read about you in the Sunday Telegraph. I 730 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,160 Speaker 2: didn't take it up on Sunday. 731 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,680 Speaker 1: Because if anything got out about what actually happened on 732 00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,040 Speaker 1: the weekend, I'd be locked up. 733 00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:48,080 Speaker 4: It actually I was there on weekend fits and it 734 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,480 Speaker 4: actually wasn't that wise, it's. 735 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,239 Speaker 2: Pretty boring to me. 736 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,800 Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Let me paint a picture 737 00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:53,680 Speaker 1: for you, mate. 738 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,600 Speaker 2: What was the most wild thing you did? What do 739 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,400 Speaker 2: you mean, Oh no, it's a pretty simple question. What 740 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,160 Speaker 2: was the most wild thing that you did? 741 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,239 Speaker 5: It would have been the creep suit you own, wouldn't it. 742 00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:06,360 Speaker 1: Just to give you a quick heads up, you know, 743 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,200 Speaker 1: when you're young and you have too much to drink 744 00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:09,760 Speaker 1: and you have a little bit of a bom bomb. 745 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:16,680 Speaker 4: The reason why Whip vomited. Sorry to cut you off with, yeah, 746 00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:20,480 Speaker 4: he vomited. It was eleven am on Friday because we 747 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,480 Speaker 4: got on a boat, went out through the heads and 748 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:27,120 Speaker 4: he couldn't handle this. He got seasick, spewing on the 749 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,400 Speaker 4: side at eleven A had a thing to drink. 750 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,560 Speaker 2: Amazing. I didn't think you got seasick. 751 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,000 Speaker 1: There was a bit of an issue with the boat. 752 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,719 Speaker 1: The engine was overheating and the boat was sort of 753 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,839 Speaker 1: just rocking side to side for about two hours, so 754 00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:42,640 Speaker 1: good stuff. 755 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:44,680 Speaker 5: That's horrible. 756 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:45,520 Speaker 1: Boys. 757 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,000 Speaker 2: Could you stop it? 758 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:47,319 Speaker 9: Mate? 759 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,440 Speaker 2: Once you get ccick, you've got to go down underneath, 760 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:51,400 Speaker 2: don't you have it? 761 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,879 Speaker 1: I just sort of stood on the deck holding on 762 00:37:54,000 --> 00:38:00,800 Speaker 1: to a pole and it did. You if that was 763 00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,480 Speaker 1: pretty wild, It's definitely a pretty wild start to the 764 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:04,400 Speaker 1: boys weekend. 765 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,239 Speaker 4: The wildest thing I saw was at one of the 766 00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:10,320 Speaker 4: restaurants that we went to. Whip got very very angry 767 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:16,160 Speaker 4: at the waiter, Oh furious because he asked for two 768 00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:19,560 Speaker 4: basic scoops of vanilla ice cream and they said, sorry, 769 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:20,839 Speaker 4: we don't have ice cream here. 770 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:21,880 Speaker 1: But I didn't have ice cream? 771 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,560 Speaker 5: What kind of restaurant doesn't have ice cream? 772 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,160 Speaker 2: You didn't have any warm glasses for your beer or 773 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:26,640 Speaker 2: anything like. 774 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:28,640 Speaker 5: Dirty? 775 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,440 Speaker 1: Like to complain because there wasn't enough food. 776 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,680 Speaker 2: Do you know how hard it is for hospitality at 777 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,840 Speaker 2: the moment? Got a kid here, We always had a 778 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:47,480 Speaker 2: home at the moment, step up on the weekend. 779 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,040 Speaker 1: You know what this is? This is what I'm trying 780 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:52,840 Speaker 1: to get my head around, like going please Jack, trying 781 00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,319 Speaker 1: to get my head around being a dad, but being 782 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,799 Speaker 1: an absolute animal as well. You know I'm at home 783 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,400 Speaker 1: because it's been a bit of a close contact issue. 784 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,839 Speaker 1: I did a rapid test the other day and they said, 785 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,839 Speaker 1: settle down on the amount of whiskey your sucking back. 786 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,560 Speaker 4: And I mentioned also, guys, just to peek behind the 787 00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:13,200 Speaker 4: curtain of the image that Whipper's trying to portray, he 788 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,080 Speaker 4: went to bed at ten pm each night. 789 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:19,680 Speaker 2: So much to drink each day. No, this is a disaster. 790 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,839 Speaker 2: I mean, this will go up on our Instagram and camp. 791 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,760 Speaker 2: You're just the chaos that's in your house at the moment. 792 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:28,160 Speaker 1: I mean, I paint a picture for your lunch on Saturday. 793 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,600 Speaker 1: This is how hard I went. What you had an entree, 794 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:35,759 Speaker 1: had dessert, then ordered another one, had two desserts. 795 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,480 Speaker 5: Is that when you sent me the text saying boys 796 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,000 Speaker 5: weekend and then in capitals out of control? 797 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:42,160 Speaker 1: It was out of control. 798 00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,120 Speaker 5: I sed to leave me alone. I'm actually out to dinner. 799 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:44,719 Speaker 2: You lose it. 800 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:50,520 Speaker 1: Turn your mic one. As I said to all of you, 801 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,840 Speaker 1: don't call me or faced on me because you won't 802 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:57,320 Speaker 1: be able to keep up or handle what we're dishes. 803 00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,480 Speaker 1: You get you you face time to me. 804 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:00,719 Speaker 15: Man. 805 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, I was with just from the team and we 806 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,680 Speaker 1: facetimed you, and to be honest, you answered pretty quickly. 807 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:06,759 Speaker 2: Yeah, what. 808 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,560 Speaker 5: If you were arranged? Wasn't it your job to do 809 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,520 Speaker 5: Saturday night entertainment? Would you arrange? 810 00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:17,759 Speaker 1: Got all the guys together, boys and all the lads, men, 811 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,879 Speaker 1: all the lollibergs. 812 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:21,640 Speaker 2: What? 813 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,440 Speaker 1: And we watched Loan Survive? 814 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,200 Speaker 5: What's Loan Survivor? 815 00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:32,640 Speaker 1: Mark Wahlberg war movie? It felt like because it felt 816 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,560 Speaker 1: like it represented us together as a platoon, as a unit. Yeah, 817 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:41,799 Speaker 1: Mark Wilbert Manuary January unit out and about and there 818 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,360 Speaker 1: was only one survivor that was me? 819 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,160 Speaker 2: What because you survived the boat trip because it was 820 00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:50,480 Speaker 2: a bit rocky. I don't know if I would be 821 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,400 Speaker 2: feel confident coming out of the trenches with you behind me. 822 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,480 Speaker 1: On Saturday, I was looking around the table, Tom vodka, 823 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:08,160 Speaker 1: shelting up beer, Hamburger, Martini and then great chat. I 824 00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:14,360 Speaker 1: had an espresso martini, two of them tough, then had vodka, 825 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,600 Speaker 1: then had beer, and back to martini. 826 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,920 Speaker 2: Obviously, this is a great example of how the pandemic 827 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:25,279 Speaker 2: has affected a lot of people over the last two years. 828 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,320 Speaker 2: But you have officially lost that mate. 829 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:28,920 Speaker 1: Loans. 830 00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,440 Speaker 4: At ten pm Saturday night, Whip said guys I'm just 831 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,200 Speaker 4: going to head up. I've got some work to do 832 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,400 Speaker 4: on my laptop and we never saw him again. 833 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,759 Speaker 2: Well on Crypto crash, what't you buying a bit more? 834 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:42,919 Speaker 1: Or no, it's because I've gone too hard? 835 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:43,200 Speaker 2: Mate. 836 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,200 Speaker 1: What's with all the questions about the boys weekend? What 837 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,799 Speaker 1: are the rules about boys Weekends? You put it on 838 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:55,319 Speaker 1: the don't reveal anything. It was like, never never say 839 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,040 Speaker 1: to me. And I know that you guys should have hinted. 840 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:02,279 Speaker 1: Can I come with you on the week again? Like 841 00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:06,239 Speaker 1: if I'm running hot, get out of the kitchen. It's 842 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:09,759 Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. But let's let's do what we 843 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:13,640 Speaker 1: do in here on radio. But then outside of what 844 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,560 Speaker 1: you're just going to have to understand and accept me 845 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,360 Speaker 1: for who I really am, because I am an absolute animal. 846 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,719 Speaker 2: This I feel like this is an absolute email down. 847 00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,080 Speaker 5: Isn't it? Shave your head? Grab a baby. 848 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,040 Speaker 1: I always think to myself, imagine if Dad had a 849 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,480 Speaker 1: window into my life about what goes on behind the scenes. 850 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,880 Speaker 1: I think no one, but no one would want to 851 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,200 Speaker 1: know me. 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