Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Jason Lawrence starting morning the Right Way
Speaker 1: be great?
Speaker 2: Is Jason Lauren Nogel one hundred, Well, good morning Melbourne,
Speaker 2: welcome you on Monday. All right, your Mike isn't on there, Clint?
Speaker 2: What's like? That's that? It's not no you have to
Speaker 2: Why don't you come around Laurence Mike because she's not here?
Speaker 2: Morning Clint, Good morning Jays for after Flying Star.
Speaker 3: Where's Lauren?
Speaker 2: Uh So? I I believe we received a panic phone
Speaker 2: call a couple of minutes ago. Brodie, the thumb Our
Speaker 2: executive leader, is LOSSI okay.
Speaker 4: She called me and said I was not doing my alarm.
Speaker 2: Shee what's her bus left through my alarm? Did she
Speaker 2: have a pack of darts as well? We thought she
Speaker 2: racks mat Yeah, and.
Speaker 4: She said, I'm getting in the shower now, season.
Speaker 2: Do you reckon?
Speaker 3: She'd have a shower radio, she'd have a shower she'd
Speaker 3: also have a shower cap. She would too. Disappointment, isn't it?
Speaker 3: I'm so glad it's not me.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning, miss Fison. If you're in the shower
Speaker 2: at the moment, we'll give her a ring and make
Speaker 2: you feel bad to come with examplements, Hey, how is
Speaker 2: everyone's weekend?
Speaker 3: My weekend was good, jays, thank you.
Speaker 2: I went to Brisbane.
Speaker 3: Yes, I was.
Speaker 2: The the which one. The airport's a mess, so they're renovating.
Speaker 2: I feel like that. I feel like airports are always renovating.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's not an airport without scaffolding.
Speaker 3: It's a real track. Do you carry on?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, I find that's more trouble than it's worth.
Speaker 2: Sometimes, what do you mean.
Speaker 3: Well, you gotta take everything out of the bag and
Speaker 3: I pens which screening you go tacically?
Speaker 2: No? No, I went to the full screening where it's like,
Speaker 2: you know, if you've got a weapon in there, they'll
Speaker 2: find it. Yeah, I like, I like the full one.
Speaker 2: Then you sit there and get the full body scam.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And how was Brisbane hot? I went through three shirts
Speaker 2: by eight o'clock. Commidity is crazy there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's summer.
Speaker 2: He's got me there. And what the high car was?
Speaker 2: An absolute not me. I'll chat more about it this way.
Speaker 2: I got abused by locals on the street and there's
Speaker 2: video footage of me floating around, blowing up on the
Speaker 2: streets of Cool.
Speaker 3: And Gatta fantastic. I can't I can't wait to hear
Speaker 3: all about it. I broke fed fed fast.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 3: I was just lured into this trap.
Speaker 2: Where'd you go?
Speaker 1: Some street festival in Sydney? It was fantastic fun. I
Speaker 1: only had a couple of drinks, but gee they tasted good.
Speaker 2: I love a little street festival. The Bentley Festival was
Speaker 2: on yesterday?
Speaker 3: Was it?
Speaker 2: Center Road was very different festivals? Oh okay, right, gotcha? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't think we're doing body shots on Center Road.
Speaker 2: All right, Look, we've got a massive show coming up today,
Speaker 2: your chance to win Free Monday. The five K question
Speaker 2: returns a whole lot of other stuff. But coming up next,
Speaker 2: I think we put a call into the coin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's find out what she's doing. Yeah, take your time, Lauren,
Speaker 3: our swing past to drive through, get some muffins and
Speaker 3: a comedy mind.
Speaker 2: Actually, all right, let's get into it. It is three
Speaker 2: past six. Welcome in Monday. You are on the air
Speaker 2: with Jason Lauren clint here too. You listening to the
Speaker 2: Noumber one hundred to be our sands? Lauren?
Speaker 3: This small how good of Monday's half?
Speaker 2: The studio is not working Laurence slept in.
Speaker 3: But that's you know that happens. It does, let's just
Speaker 3: roll with it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure other people in Melbourne are experiencing a few
Speaker 1: tech is shoes this morning.
Speaker 2: I'm going to try calling the queens. Who where she is?
Speaker 2: I don't tell me? The phone's not working.
Speaker 6: Hello Phillips, Hello, I want to talk.
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 2: Are you meant to be somebody somewhere? Are you wearing
Speaker 2: a town?
Speaker 1: Don't?
Speaker 7: I stepped my alarm for five forty five instead of
Speaker 7: four forty five.
Speaker 2: No, that's not ideal.
Speaker 7: No, it's not ideal. I'm running out the door now.
Speaker 7: Are you missing me?
Speaker 2: Also, for someone that gets up at four forty five,
Speaker 2: you still always just managed to make it him just
Speaker 2: before six, So we'll say no.
Speaker 7: But that's all smoking mirrors. No one knows that I'm there, sick, gotcha?
Speaker 2: I got cha?
Speaker 3: Do you want anything on the way?
Speaker 7: Oh, I'm going to pick you up anything. Guys, I've
Speaker 7: woken Paul up like it's his fault as well, so
Speaker 7: he's up peaking. Go and get coffees order we need.
Speaker 2: Have you already had a couple of fight It's not
Speaker 2: even no, I just.
Speaker 6: Woke up and went.
Speaker 7: I screamed a very loud fall little word and he
Speaker 7: was like, what's happened?
Speaker 3: That's what? What inspired this? What did you do last night?
Speaker 2: Did someone have a Sunday night little blowout?
Speaker 7: No? I watched masks and went to bed. But that
Speaker 7: is a Sunday night blow out in my house.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's what you've had, like a twelve bit of sleep.
Speaker 2: That's unreal.
Speaker 7: Okay, can I hang up?
Speaker 2: We want to Melbourne. I want to hear from Lauren.
Speaker 2: You know when sometimes the combination changes click though we're
Speaker 2: just sitting here silent, we didn't know what to say.
Speaker 7: To each other, be enjoying the peace and choet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was nice to get a word in. How's
Speaker 2: your weekend?
Speaker 7: My weekend was good, But I'd really like to get
Speaker 7: off this phone course like, no, no, no, I'm so frazzled.
Speaker 7: Do you have this has happened to me since we
Speaker 7: started it?
Speaker 2: And over Do you have a shower radio?
Speaker 7: I don't have a shower radio, but I did.
Speaker 6: Have a shower.
Speaker 2: Did you have a shower cap?
Speaker 7: I did not wear a shower cap, but I'm wearing
Speaker 7: a baseball cap. My hair is in no condition to
Speaker 7: be presentable for work.
Speaker 2: Just about to say this will be a hat job today.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it looks like.
Speaker 6: I'm straight out of the gym. I'll give you a
Speaker 6: hot tip.
Speaker 8: I haven't been at the gym.
Speaker 2: Are you coming in in the Arabic sold style outfit?
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, it's getting a looking again.
Speaker 6: Ready straight to go to the gym?
Speaker 7: Of course?
Speaker 2: Please drive safe? Yes, yes, okay?
Speaker 7: Do you want anything on the way now?
Speaker 1: We've got six coffees because Jason and I both got coffees,
Speaker 1: so we're fine.
Speaker 7: I'll need about six so i'll.
Speaker 5: See you in a minute.
Speaker 2: You get done by a camera for fifty I'll take
Speaker 2: your points.
Speaker 7: Oh you heard it, velvet, Thank you? All right, turtles,
Speaker 7: I'll see in a minute.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's embarrassing, isn't it. Yeah, she seems to do it
Speaker 3: more than the rest of us.
Speaker 2: Have you got all your points still?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I think So we need a chat. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: that's highly illegal.
Speaker 2: It's a hypothetical chat. Okay, let's just say I got
Speaker 2: done on the way back from the airport yesterday whereabouts. Well,
Speaker 2: I don't know you were driving, Lawrence currently in the
Speaker 2: car anxiety I think running late, freaking out if you
Speaker 2: see her in a drive through, give her a beat, Tod,
Speaker 2: hurry up, Hey, Jace, you're on work experience today or
Speaker 2: a collar with me, so you're coming with me.
Speaker 1: I'll be there. I'll be sort of switching to Channel
Speaker 1: nine duties. But for those listening right now, Jason is
Speaker 1: coming with me. The AFL Captain's day now. This is
Speaker 1: the unofficial launch of the AFL season. All eighteen AFL
Speaker 1: captains basically available to the media for an hour. So
Speaker 1: in doing so.
Speaker 2: How does it work? They like, do you line up?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sort of.
Speaker 1: It's just basically, whenever they're free, you just grab them,
Speaker 1: grab them go basically, and you've got a couple of
Speaker 1: minutes which with each AFL captain. Is there anyone that
Speaker 1: you're really looking forward to talking to?
Speaker 2: Well, I did some prep last night. I've actually, I've actually.
Speaker 3: Because I'm concerned about your asking silly questions.
Speaker 2: No, I've got a suggestion for West Coast and Frio,
Speaker 2: which I think will make their season a lot easier.
Speaker 2: I've got advice for North Melbourne. Do you want to
Speaker 2: read my North Melbourne question?
Speaker 1: North Melbourne Football Club, have you thought about using some
Speaker 1: of the club's AFL W players to win more games.
Speaker 3: They had a blind the last year they won the premiership.
Speaker 3: Not the men, No, not the men. Good suggestion. So
Speaker 3: what big names you looking forward to chatting to maxign
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what are you gonna ask? Max?
Speaker 2: On a scale of one to ten? How bissed off
Speaker 2: at Petruca were you last year?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, all right, tackling the big issues?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Now do you know my idea for West Coast? On? Yah?
Speaker 2: You go?
Speaker 3: Who's the West Coast captain?
Speaker 2: Big Jake? Who is it?
Speaker 3: I don't know either.
Speaker 4: You're the one introduced me it is?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Then you're the spot.
Speaker 3: It's asking Allen? Oh the j silent big o, big
Speaker 3: a right, yeah, that's a personnel changes through the years.
Speaker 2: Well, I got a suggestion to make their their season
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 3: This is all because opening round kicks off Thursday, sixth
Speaker 3: of March. What that week and a bit of way,
Speaker 3: Yes it is. That's unbelievable. But this weekend the NRL
Speaker 3: kicks off. You know where the NRL are kicking off
Speaker 3: their season.
Speaker 2: I really don't think it's the best idea.
Speaker 3: For the second year running in Vegas. Now we got
Speaker 3: near to the ground Kevy Walters, who used to be
Speaker 3: Broncos coach. He was there last year. Of course there's
Speaker 3: no off season with KO Sports. Get on board today,
Speaker 3: Kevy joins us. keV. What could go wrong.
Speaker 2: Everything in Vegas?
Speaker 9: I was over there last year and looks it's a
Speaker 9: great city there, and I'm sure the NRL are thrilled
Speaker 9: to get back to Vegas again. Some great games on
Speaker 9: show over there on Saturday, over there Sunday here out time,
Speaker 9: so it should be a fun weekend of footy and
Speaker 9: whatever else you can do in Vegas.
Speaker 2: Kevy, you were coaching the Broncos last year. Was the
Speaker 2: what was the instruction from the coach to the players
Speaker 2: when you touch down.
Speaker 9: For your life Now what happens in Vegas goes online.
Speaker 9: That was my instructions from the security people that were
Speaker 9: looking after us. We actually had a security guy from
Speaker 9: the LA Raiders that looked after us.
Speaker 2: So it was pretty good.
Speaker 3: It's a great city, but obviously.
Speaker 9: You can find some trouble if you really want to
Speaker 9: go and find it, you know.
Speaker 1: Showcasing the game to the States. So apparently Donald Trump's
Speaker 1: been invited. Any word on whether he's going to be there.
Speaker 9: He has Peter Lan he's our chairman, has invited him.
Speaker 9: Whether he shows up or not, Trumpy, that'll be interesting.
Speaker 9: If he does roll in. That's probably one of the
Speaker 9: biggest personalities in the world. So it's great for the
Speaker 9: NROL if he could actually make it to the stadium.
Speaker 2: But we'll just have to wait and see and.
Speaker 3: Look one more where melbourneite's here?
Speaker 1: The stores last practice match lost to the Cowboys, but
Speaker 1: where that full strength might add?
Speaker 3: How are they going to go this year?
Speaker 9: The Boys the Storm will be fantastic. They're always great,
Speaker 9: great side, well coached. I actually had three years in
Speaker 9: Melbourne with the Storm as an assistant coach back in
Speaker 9: twenty eleven through to thirteen. So great city Melbourne and
Speaker 9: a great great footy teams and particularly in the NRROL
Speaker 9: with the Storm there've been a fantastic team for a
Speaker 9: long time.
Speaker 2: Where do you reckon? We'll see footage of Keavy pop
Speaker 2: up on his three years in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: What happens in Melbourne stays in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: It doesn't go online. Good morning one, Lauren Phillips, I've arrived. Sorry,
Speaker 2: well she stay half an hour later and then and
Speaker 2: take the meeting.
Speaker 4: Oh you wanting to do the meeting for you. But
Speaker 4: you know what, I'm in one of those moods if
Speaker 4: you've just joined and I set my alarm for the
Speaker 4: wrong hour this morning, I've just arrived. But yeah, I'll
Speaker 4: be in the meeting because today I'll just go nap nop.
Speaker 4: Not happening.
Speaker 2: So how's that post.
Speaker 4: I'll get you guys out of everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd love to do that.
Speaker 3: We're welcome along.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: How was your weekend?
Speaker 4: My weekend was really fun. Actually, but did I.
Speaker 2: Hear you say you went to a fifteenth.
Speaker 4: I had a birthday and Saturday, and then I had
Speaker 4: a fiftieth yesterday. Oh, she's in that era in the afternoon,
Speaker 4: but it was.
Speaker 3: You're in class art?
Speaker 2: Was it? Really?
Speaker 4: But it was such a nice afternoon.
Speaker 2: But we've definitely moved on from eighteenth and oh yeah, you.
Speaker 4: Know what I said to someone the other day, I'm
Speaker 4: even like, I don't even have weddings coming up.
Speaker 2: See, I've had one wedding. I've had one wedding this year,
Speaker 2: and I've got another one on the way.
Speaker 4: So that's fun that the wedding year. It is fun.
Speaker 4: I've passed the you're in the wedding.
Speaker 2: Year yeah, I'm very wedding.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've passed the wedding.
Speaker 2: Ear you're more closer to death.
Speaker 4: I'm going to a lot of like funerals.
Speaker 1: Better food at funerals, think it's a good yeah, good
Speaker 1: selection and sandwiches especially not yesterday's.
Speaker 4: The food was so good and I'm eating plan so
Speaker 4: I couldn't really eat it.
Speaker 2: Do they blend everything?
Speaker 4: No? No, it was a very cool fiftieth. They didn't.
Speaker 4: She didn't look fifty the birthday girl right, Emma.
Speaker 2: Happy, happy birthday, and.
Speaker 4: Looked amazing this gold gown. There was like opera singers
Speaker 4: in the roof, and there was like with this electric
Speaker 4: cello play. It was like a whole spectacle. The roof
Speaker 4: was like a right up high like it was in
Speaker 4: a cathedral, these women singing. It was amazing.
Speaker 2: Four pm partying in a church sounds bad.
Speaker 4: It was about No, it wasn't a church, but I
Speaker 4: had these really high ceilings. That was about six, and
Speaker 4: then I wandered home. What time is like to get
Speaker 4: off ellly for work? And you know what wasn't worth it?
Speaker 2: S should have stayed What time is the fiftieth? Wrap up?
Speaker 2: These days? Because I got to say fifties, the New thirty.
Speaker 4: What was the Sunday they'd kick on?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah they're probably still going.
Speaker 4: Nay, not in your fifties, are.
Speaker 2: It maybe there to be getting broken out now, Gavescon.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the gavestons would be, and the neurofens for
Speaker 4: the soreheads. This morning he.
Speaker 2: Got a gaby. Hooked me up, hooked me up, need
Speaker 2: a gabby.
Speaker 3: It was so much fool You do look well rested.
Speaker 4: So it's the art fair on Friday night, an art fair.
Speaker 4: I went to Melbourne Art Fair. No, but I forced
Speaker 4: one of my friends to because I accidentally got us
Speaker 4: into a situation. Oh god, I know.
Speaker 2: We'll dive into that after seven this morning. Let's get
Speaker 2: into it. Coming up next Trump, he's made headlines again.
Speaker 10: What for?
Speaker 2: Will text good weather for the captains? Catch up this morning?
Speaker 4: The captains run, all the AFL captains, you're.
Speaker 3: Run well, the good the captains run now.
Speaker 1: Just the captains media day. The good news to Jason.
Speaker 1: They're all wearing their respective jumpers, so you'll at least
Speaker 1: know what teams they play for.
Speaker 4: So you're going to interview all the AFL captains.
Speaker 2: Advice.
Speaker 1: Now I'm going to do a new story for Channel Nights.
Speaker 1: I can't hold your hand the whole time. I need
Speaker 1: to peel off and do my own serious business question.
Speaker 2: We be ok byself. Would you prefer I go first
Speaker 2: or you go?
Speaker 3: Oh, you can follow me.
Speaker 4: I'd go first if I was you, and just really
Speaker 4: distance yourself from him.
Speaker 3: Don't even pretend you know.
Speaker 2: Can you do the intros?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll do that for thanks. Can we talk Donald Trump?
Speaker 4: I feel like we talk Donald Trump every month.
Speaker 10: He done?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: Isn't there some suggestion he's going to go and watch
Speaker 4: the NFL play in Vegas?
Speaker 3: We just had Kevy Walters on the own.
Speaker 2: Actually, who are you the premier? The NRL is coming to.
Speaker 4: Melbourne, very confusing, NFL and R He's.
Speaker 1: Not going to that, all those football codes, he's not
Speaker 1: going to. He's been invited by Peter Velandi's the chairman
Speaker 1: of the.
Speaker 4: Donald Trump is not going Landis.
Speaker 2: Looks like he's head of the mob. So I wouldn't
Speaker 2: be crossing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he does it, doesn't he?
Speaker 2: So Trump?
Speaker 1: He is celebrating one month in the Oval office, and
Speaker 1: there's a bit of rhetoric going around at the moment
Speaker 1: pertaining to the situation in Ukraine and Russia. So you
Speaker 1: might recall that not just America, America, Australia, the UK,
Speaker 1: A lot of European nations have given Ukraine money over
Speaker 1: the journey to to boster their defense capabilities. The US
Speaker 1: has given Ukraine around three hundred and fifty billion dollars
Speaker 1: billion or so, mister Trump, he wants the money back.
Speaker 3: How he wants it back from Voladimir's Lensky.
Speaker 1: I'm going to send you an invoice that money needs
Speaker 1: to come back like a terms.
Speaker 2: He's pay it within two weeks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it can't be a fourteen day turn.
Speaker 2: That's a payment for three hundred and.
Speaker 4: Fifty billion dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's don't just happen like a tax bill.
Speaker 4: Is it billion dollars floating around?
Speaker 3: It's wild.
Speaker 4: I mean, do you do that stuff with goodwill? Is
Speaker 4: it alone or no?
Speaker 2: That's a that's a gift.
Speaker 4: That's a gift.
Speaker 2: We're here to help you and breaking it back. I
Speaker 2: speaking of gifts, you know what I've never gotten over
Speaker 2: Remember our producer Regional Sam.
Speaker 4: The bike didn't give him a bike.
Speaker 2: Well, he borrowed one of my bikes and he said,
Speaker 2: I'll buy it off you. But it got stolen when
Speaker 2: he was borrowing.
Speaker 4: I don't believe it got stolen.
Speaker 2: So he said, oh, the bike's been stolen, so therefore
Speaker 2: he never really bought it.
Speaker 3: Did He just shruggy shoulders and go, I don't remember that.
Speaker 2: That's nothing. The one that really put me over the
Speaker 2: edge was we were having Secret Santa Christmas at the
Speaker 2: end of the year.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Now I bought an I bought another team member a
Speaker 2: Country Road bathrobe.
Speaker 3: Beautiful, great gift.
Speaker 4: Also last minute gift because it was doesn't matter right
Speaker 4: across from where we're going, and.
Speaker 3: I knew you'd forgotten fluffy bar.
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter. So he threw money at the problem.
Speaker 4: You went over the Chris Kringle budget exactly. He hadn't
Speaker 4: got anything exactly, which is always a win. You get
Speaker 4: a better gift anyway.
Speaker 2: That's had at work for a number of weeks. So
Speaker 2: Sam actually returned. Now it wasn't his gift, wasn't someone
Speaker 2: else gifts. He returned it the Country Road, got a
Speaker 2: gift receipt, and then went and bought himself some shirts.
Speaker 2: You're kidding me to anybody, what is the You're one
Speaker 2: hundred and twenty bucks and and a bike. Let's round
Speaker 2: it up to about five hunt.
Speaker 4: Did you ever because we found that out and you
Speaker 4: were so mad? I found it quite amusing. Did you
Speaker 4: ever bring it up with it? What did he say?
Speaker 2: He laughed about it, and I'm like, no, it's not
Speaker 2: a joke. You literally ripped me off.
Speaker 4: Sam was a scammer.
Speaker 1: What about when you're at a restaurant and that feels
Speaker 1: and you you I always go, it's right, I'll put
Speaker 1: it on my open on my cart, get the points
Speaker 1: and then having an invoice everyone for the.
Speaker 4: It's annoyed, just transfer it then and there or you
Speaker 4: never exactly because I have to do it. You're never
Speaker 4: going to chase them up. Shout out to Jema Sampson
Speaker 4: who still ows me two hundred and twenty dollars for
Speaker 4: the long lunch you and I went to in Sydney
Speaker 4: that Sunday, the Chinese restaurant when it got flooded. Still yep,
Speaker 4: Well I never bought it up again.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten, here's one is.
Speaker 4: Too long about? By the way, can you pay me
Speaker 4: for that lunch?
Speaker 2: Who owes your money? And as smaller the better, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? If there's an apprentice on the
Speaker 2: job site and you get him a big m every
Speaker 2: day and he's never bought you one in return?
Speaker 4: Is this because he gots bring me coffee every morning
Speaker 4: and I never buy the.
Speaker 2: Year A great example, Lauren, I wasn't going to leave
Speaker 2: the two.
Speaker 3: Well she she makes up for it. She'll, she'll, I'll.
Speaker 4: Do like the no boo lunch.
Speaker 3: Once a year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly when you still those coffee's out up for
Speaker 2: a lot of black con thirteen twenty four ten. Who
Speaker 2: owes your money? And what's it from? Give us a
Speaker 2: call er at nov Who owes your money? Smaller the better?
Speaker 4: Yeah, my friend Gemma slows me money for a lunch
Speaker 4: I had with her and Clint about about four months ago,
Speaker 4: and I've been thinking about it ever since.
Speaker 3: I thought, you're gonna say I owed you money.
Speaker 4: No, you never owe me anything. Were to shout each
Speaker 4: other all.
Speaker 2: The time, made of ours. I won't name him. Jack Ball.
Speaker 2: We used to get free movie tickets in our pay.
Speaker 4: What's the full name as well?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? Jack Ball lives in Brisbane. Hang your head in Shae.
Speaker 2: We used to get free movie tickets in our pay
Speaker 2: every month. Where did you work at the other radio?
Speaker 2: State Village. It used to be owned by Village Roadshow.
Speaker 4: Oh that's sick.
Speaker 2: It was awesome.
Speaker 4: I would have loved that.
Speaker 2: Well, they canceled EU. Everyone started flogging them off on eBay,
Speaker 2: but anyway, on dates, he would say he would get
Speaker 2: to the cinema first, use the voucher, get the tickets,
Speaker 2: and then the girl would rock up and he'd be like,
Speaker 2: I've bought the tickets and she'd be like, oh, you
Speaker 2: didn't have to do that, and he go, are you
Speaker 2: just get the candy bar?
Speaker 4: I don't tight as if I was on I'd be
Speaker 4: so mad smart.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. Who owes your money? We're talking
Speaker 2: who owes your money? Smaller the better, I think.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that petty stuff you just can't get over happens
Speaker 4: to the best of us, including Kate and langlare in morning.
Speaker 2: Don't work?
Speaker 4: Oh no, Kate, here we go.
Speaker 2: There we go, Kate, you're there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank god, Kate? Who owes you cash?
Speaker 10: My mate'stewie and Ed and I still go out with him,
Speaker 10: and I still catch up with him, and everyone says,
Speaker 10: please do not bring up the nineteen ninety nine Grand Finals.
Speaker 10: What happened North Melbourne beat Carlton. We had a bet
Speaker 10: for ten dollars before the game.
Speaker 4: With inflation though it's going to be one hundred bucks now.
Speaker 10: Doesn't it exactly? Or I'll probably own my house. But
Speaker 10: I always everyone says, let's not talk football. We're not
Speaker 10: talking football. We're not talking football. And then he ings up, Oh,
Speaker 10: how's those kangars going? And I'll go, remember how you
Speaker 10: still owed me ten dollars ninety nine.
Speaker 4: Grand Final, same argument every time.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and he still hasn't paid, and everyone says, oh,
Speaker 10: give you the ten dollars bet. Ten dollars bet is
Speaker 10: a bet?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's what's his name? Stewie sounds like someone
Speaker 2: that I know someone money.
Speaker 3: Ju you should double down this year? I double or
Speaker 3: nothing with the cagis what do you reckon?
Speaker 10: Oh definitely, I've already changed my passwords, the Kangars twenty
Speaker 10: twenty five.
Speaker 2: Past week online okay, and my credit card.
Speaker 4: Books.
Speaker 3: What are the three digits in the back of the car?
Speaker 2: I mean, to be fair, you'd never guess it.
Speaker 6: Hello, Ross there going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're good, but much better now we know Kate's password.
Speaker 2: Raise your money in laws.
Speaker 5: They bow and their being beef for me. And but
Speaker 5: I've got two bottles of.
Speaker 4: Wine, so hang on. They were supposed to pay you rent, yeah,
Speaker 4: and then.
Speaker 5: Mortgage or something like that.
Speaker 11: And I have got two bottles of.
Speaker 3: Wine to the good bottles of wine at least, No,
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 4: Want your wine.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: Annoying when people do that.
Speaker 2: I know, like the amount of sales reps at the
Speaker 2: radio stations that are like, hey can you can you
Speaker 2: em see this event? They're going to pay you nothing.
Speaker 2: They're going to pay you drink cards. And I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: if you find me a bank rocking deposit, drink cards
Speaker 2: the events, drink cards ain't cash.
Speaker 4: I've never been off a drink cards.
Speaker 2: Drink bad example, drink card.
Speaker 4: They don't come up on your credit card. You have
Speaker 4: to be like, how does that work for him? I
Speaker 4: don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: God, that takes me back to the Gold Coast. So
Speaker 2: he's ready to win. A drinker who.
Speaker 4: Wants tickets to summer.
Speaker 2: Days for a girl that doesn't like vouchers. I can
Speaker 2: see you using a drink.
Speaker 4: He's a drink no problem.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody, and welcome to your Monday. How
Speaker 2: are we doing well?
Speaker 4: I've had a bit of a rough Monday. I slipt in.
Speaker 4: That's the first time it's happened since we've started at Nover, though,
Speaker 4: isn't it.
Speaker 2: That's good. That's a good record.
Speaker 4: You did it a few weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, all right, no, he did.
Speaker 3: You two do it a lot. I never do it.
Speaker 4: Well, you have to eat here because you read the news. Well,
Speaker 4: you guys can sort of go on without me. But
Speaker 4: at five to six when I woke up, I was like,
Speaker 4: it's the worst feeling.
Speaker 2: Did the swear? JA get a bit of coin?
Speaker 4: I screamed, and then I was like. Paul also got
Speaker 4: up because he thought the house was on fire, and
Speaker 4: then he drove me to work because he was totally
Speaker 4: stressed about it about me driving because I was in
Speaker 4: such panic.
Speaker 2: Our three year old Archie is transitioning from a cot
Speaker 2: to a bed at the racing car bed. No, we
Speaker 2: didn't do the racing car bed because my feet would
Speaker 2: kick the spoiler in trying to sleep with him. But
Speaker 2: he can't get out of his room. But if he
Speaker 2: wakes up, he walks up to his door and he's like,
Speaker 2: and it feels like I jumped out about at two
Speaker 2: o'clock this morning, I thought the police were raiding the house.
Speaker 4: Oh well, because he just wakes up once together.
Speaker 2: Yeah it up.
Speaker 4: You need don't need to get in one of those
Speaker 4: little sheep lights. And if it's read it means staying bed.
Speaker 3: Hooked it up, ready to go. Yes, yeah, what about
Speaker 3: just like you know they're in jail, I open one
Speaker 3: of them and then just slide his food in and
Speaker 3: then close it.
Speaker 4: That's not a bad idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the gates.
Speaker 3: The gates.
Speaker 2: We need the gates. Hey, we had a huge show
Speaker 2: coming up this morning, your chance to win five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: But next a very special week for our very own Laurent.
Speaker 2: Big week for you lost. Congratulations.
Speaker 4: Why well, it's been a bad start to the week
Speaker 4: for me, I know.
Speaker 2: But like this week, you'll have a few parties to
Speaker 2: go to. Oh yes, she have to check out the campus.
Speaker 4: It's a big week for a lot of eighteen nineteen
Speaker 4: year olds and some mature age students are off to
Speaker 4: oh weeks.
Speaker 3: Just just on the mature age student thing. When I
Speaker 3: was at UNI, the mature age students we are massive
Speaker 3: as the are the ones that sit up the front
Speaker 3: and ask or you know, when you're in a tuot
Speaker 3: or a lecture and you just want.
Speaker 2: To get out of there.
Speaker 1: Any questions, any questions, just straight up with the hand.
Speaker 3: It's like shot.
Speaker 4: It was like, if you ask one more question, my
Speaker 4: car is going to get towed against a clear way
Speaker 4: for a pub let's go.
Speaker 2: I know, what was the average age of a mature
Speaker 2: age student.
Speaker 4: I think we only had one or two, but I
Speaker 4: think our mature age students were like twenty two.
Speaker 2: But like, could you be in a class for example, right, say,
Speaker 2: like nineteen year.
Speaker 4: Old I could go back to UNI now and be
Speaker 4: a mature age student.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of stairs up.
Speaker 3: It's I mean, it's a very mature age student.
Speaker 4: I never really got around the oer week festivities though.
Speaker 2: Would but just on that, would they have like would
Speaker 2: that be normal to have a forty year old yeah
Speaker 2: in the lecture? Yeah, yeah, amongst the twenty year olds.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: My sister in law's just gone back to teaching. She
Speaker 4: was never a teacher and she's forty something and she's
Speaker 4: now so she's been in.
Speaker 2: The room with nineteen year old yea, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: A lot of them do post grade stuff and then
Speaker 1: they slip into your tutorials or.
Speaker 4: You could just start fresh.
Speaker 3: But do they go to O Week. They'd have to.
Speaker 2: That's the only reason I'd be going back.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Wait, my whole my whole experience was like O Week.
Speaker 3: What you didn't do any of the week activities.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: I did the pajama party at Room Nightclub.
Speaker 4: Oh, one year, I think it was my second year.
Speaker 4: Actually we got we did a golf pub cr golf.
Speaker 4: We all like to dress up as golfers. But that
Speaker 4: was our second year at UNI.
Speaker 3: Do we do do we do fraternity here forraternity fraternity,
Speaker 3: frat frat.
Speaker 4: If you live on campus on res.
Speaker 2: Live normally do like you know, swearing in ceram initiation initiations.
Speaker 4: You can't be setting fire to people and things like
Speaker 4: that otherwise, because they just used to make you do
Speaker 4: awful things to prove that you could be people's friends.
Speaker 3: Was that it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a very American thing today.
Speaker 3: On torture car, welcome to the ground, we're setting fire
Speaker 3: to Jimmy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, you can't be doing that anymore. But I
Speaker 4: never really got into owek thing, and I never graduated,
Speaker 4: so I never got into the graduation parties.
Speaker 2: You must go back and graduate No.
Speaker 4: My dad still says it. He's like, how's that UNI
Speaker 4: degree going? I did a three year degree and I
Speaker 4: did it for five and a half years and then
Speaker 4: still never I still didn't get there, so I got
Speaker 4: kicked out.
Speaker 2: Never wore the hat.
Speaker 4: I never got the hat. Oh did you get that hat?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I get the hat.
Speaker 4: Did you go to your graduations home?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: He probably am s Did you go to UNI chose?
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 2: I didn't get into tape.
Speaker 4: No, no, none of that.
Speaker 3: Get the hat in tape?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't get in.
Speaker 4: I spent more time at the part of than UNI.
Speaker 4: That was my problem.
Speaker 2: Hey, long shot thirteen twenty four ten. Did you go
Speaker 2: to UNI with Lauren?
Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh, I did. Actually I was an RT.
Speaker 4: I'm not alumni because I never finished and I did
Speaker 4: public relations, group of communications. I think I majored in
Speaker 4: politics at one point and that didn't go well.
Speaker 2: Obviously, remember when we had the prime minister in I
Speaker 2: mean one who majored in politics.
Speaker 1: A lot of the people that I now work with
Speaker 1: in media and communications in the industry often say I
Speaker 1: went to school with that Lauren Phillips to UNI with
Speaker 1: Laura Phillips.
Speaker 4: A lot of people from my course did very well
Speaker 4: except for me clearly. But we had a lot of
Speaker 4: journals because there was PR and professional communications were in
Speaker 4: similar class and overlap. The prof comms were the smart ones,
Speaker 4: the PR one. Yeah, that was a smart group.
Speaker 2: Were you in the same class, No, But.
Speaker 4: Like Emma Friedman was in my.
Speaker 3: Class, was he the mature age student?
Speaker 4: Now he's been reading the news long before I was
Speaker 4: even born. I think Emma Friedman was in my class.
Speaker 4: Sebastian Costello was in my class. They've gone on to
Speaker 4: good Christian Cooper who's at Channel seven was in my class?
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 4: Who else was it? And there's many that are just
Speaker 4: far more successful than being news journalists.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. Did you go to UNI with
Speaker 2: our Lauren? Maybe? Maybe you're at a UNI party with her?
Speaker 4: Oh wing to a lot of UNI parties.
Speaker 2: You screamed yellow shots to me, guys, what it's not
Speaker 2: going to ride out there? Two.
Speaker 4: But we've we've had a tech difficulty, and we've moved studios.
Speaker 4: And this studio doesn't have dark tint on the windows,
Speaker 4: and I can see the daylight.
Speaker 2: Holy moly, we're on Clarendon Stretch.
Speaker 4: It's beautiful.
Speaker 3: It's a different world out there, whole new world.
Speaker 4: Don't you close your eyes?
Speaker 2: Okay, we're talking. Oh, week thirteen twenty four ten is
Speaker 2: our number if you went to UNI with our Lauren Phillips.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to encourage her to go back and finish
Speaker 2: her degree.
Speaker 4: I think I've look I've been telling my parents for years.
Speaker 4: I've only got two subjects to go. I don't know
Speaker 4: whether they roll over twenty years later, though. Would I
Speaker 4: need to start again?
Speaker 1: We need an academic transcript, you can order them.
Speaker 2: Can we get one?
Speaker 1: And it's basically every subject you've ever done, the scores
Speaker 1: you've got less my scores.
Speaker 4: Would My attitude at UNI was peas get degrees, so
Speaker 4: you just have to. So I just aimed to get
Speaker 4: fifty in subjects, and I reckon there would be a
Speaker 4: few fifties where I just sweet talked them into passing me.
Speaker 2: Would her because it's been so long, would her results
Speaker 2: be on computer or would they be hammering into the stone?
Speaker 4: Possibly into stone?
Speaker 3: So RM, I T RM, I T it's a smart journalist.
Speaker 4: I'm sure they're really proud of having me as well,
Speaker 4: not an alumni failure. I got kicked out twice. I
Speaker 4: talked my way back in the first time, and then
Speaker 4: I didn't talk my way back in the second time.
Speaker 2: Good made of yours and ours? Now, Nick, who listens
Speaker 2: in Geelong, used to go to UNI with you, He
Speaker 2: joins us this morning, Nikki, good morning.
Speaker 5: Okay, Jake, it's good Nick.
Speaker 2: Did you graduate? Did you wear the hat?
Speaker 5: Well? Look, I absolutely graduated. I never got the opportunity.
Speaker 2: To wear the hat.
Speaker 4: Why didn't you wear a hat? Nick?
Speaker 5: Because we were in San Francisco, we went on holidays.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we went on holidays. We didn't spend a lot
Speaker 4: of time at UNI, but we did spend a lot
Speaker 4: of time at the pub across the road.
Speaker 5: What was it called, Nick, There was, there was the Oxford,
Speaker 5: There was a time there was the den that there
Speaker 5: was three or four Lauren remember them?
Speaker 3: Well, I know you do. Nick. Paint a picture of
Speaker 3: Lauren Phillips, the UNI student for us.
Speaker 5: Sure, sure so. Laurence, of course, incredibly intelligent woman and
Speaker 5: a lot of time been very studious in the library,
Speaker 5: and then when she had enough of that, we would
Speaker 5: all go across to the pub and spend a lot
Speaker 5: more time at the pub. That was really the picture
Speaker 5: that Lauren put forward as a UNI student.
Speaker 4: How many times do you reckon my car got towed
Speaker 4: outside rm T?
Speaker 5: Well, I know three, Lauren, and I'm sure you've got
Speaker 5: a few more that you're not telling people.
Speaker 2: What's her relationship with the lecturers?
Speaker 4: Like, Oh, don't answer that.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't hook up with that's the way you said.
Speaker 2: Don't answer that.
Speaker 4: No, one didn't like me very much.
Speaker 5: Remember, well, Lauren's incredibly lovable, of course, as Melbourne knows.
Speaker 5: But it's fair to say that not everyone loved at.
Speaker 2: Who didn't like her?
Speaker 4: Sweet chili Philly to the chase, Sweet Chili Philly we
Speaker 4: called her.
Speaker 5: There was sweet Chili Philly. Of course. You were good
Speaker 5: buddies with Grant.
Speaker 6: Role, Oh love.
Speaker 4: We used to drink beers in the pub with the lecturer. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he'd drink a kraffe of wine. Well, i'd have a
Speaker 4: few beers, always in a kraffe, like a.
Speaker 2: Half appropriate with the student.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when you're an adult, you can do whatever you want.
Speaker 4: And we'd sometimes be late because we'd be sitting at
Speaker 4: the pub.
Speaker 5: We'd be late together. Well, you're not late if your
Speaker 5: lecture is not there. That's that's always worked.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was great.
Speaker 1: I loved to think managed to finish, But you didn't.
Speaker 1: Were you seduced by the bright lights of postcards?
Speaker 6: Why did you?
Speaker 2: Or the caraffe?
Speaker 4: I kept failing. I cheated a lot too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why didn't you finish?
Speaker 4: I don't know why didn't I finish? Curry? Oh?
Speaker 5: Look, I think I think you missed one or two.
Speaker 5: And then there wasn't myself Conjamma, and there wasn't your
Speaker 5: usual crew there. Made it a lot harder for.
Speaker 2: You to go back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because then my friends were gone.
Speaker 3: Because she looked like a mature age studio.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Why, I was seven years into a three year degree.
Speaker 2: Hang on, hold, We're going to get some details off
Speaker 2: here because I want to try and track down their transcripts.
Speaker 4: What year did we start there?
Speaker 5: Please?
Speaker 4: What year did we start?
Speaker 5: Look, this is going back a while now. I think
Speaker 5: I think we started in six six.
Speaker 4: I finished schooling O four and I took a year
Speaker 4: off to travel the world, and I stayed in Melbourne
Speaker 4: for the whole year. I didn't go anywhere.
Speaker 5: Is a real strong suit there the TV show.
Speaker 3: I've got a few contacts in RM I t I
Speaker 3: think we can call it a few favors.
Speaker 4: There's a big like lane way through the middle of
Speaker 4: rm I t's right in the city to City campus
Speaker 4: and we used to caught the catwalk and we used
Speaker 4: to just Nick Carr and I just used to sit
Speaker 4: there and watch everyone walk up and down and judge,
Speaker 4: judge them and give them scores. Can't be doing that anymore,
Speaker 4: can you?
Speaker 2: No? No, you can't like that.
Speaker 4: Make me a supermodel or whatever that show was. People
Speaker 4: would really strut up there to impress each other.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you're drinking with the teacher.
Speaker 4: You're an animal.
Speaker 2: All right, We're gonna try and track, but shout out
Speaker 2: to everyone enjoying O week here in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Of big sport events happening right the way around the
Speaker 1: world at the moment, including in Pakistan where the Champions
Speaker 1: Trophy cricket is on right now.
Speaker 4: How's that they love their cricket over there, don't they?
Speaker 2: Don't they?
Speaker 3: On the sub continent, Australia played a couple of days
Speaker 3: ago against England. It all well, I guess you could
Speaker 3: say it went to plan on the field Astray won
Speaker 3: the match, but the real drama was pre match because
Speaker 3: come the time of the anthems.
Speaker 2: The Australian National anthem.
Speaker 1: Well, they kicked off with God Save the Queen, which
Speaker 1: is the king.
Speaker 3: God Save the King. Sorry, geez, what a slip up.
Speaker 2: God didn't do his job.
Speaker 4: She was in my dream last night, the Queen.
Speaker 2: What she did?
Speaker 3: She came back.
Speaker 4: She was on a big plane. I was at the.
Speaker 3: Airport, Lizzy safety. What's a plane?
Speaker 4: She had a big light royal planing machine. And then
Speaker 4: I was confused this morning when you called me, I
Speaker 4: was late to work. I slept in and you said
Speaker 4: she would get the Queen on the phone. I was like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, they're the same dream as me. Are
Speaker 4: you talking about me? That's why I didn't respond. I
Speaker 4: was very rattled.
Speaker 3: Did she have a chat to you?
Speaker 4: No, we didn't talk. She was there anyway, that drinks trolley.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the genet's on the Royal. Do they have
Speaker 4: a royal plane?
Speaker 3: I think she did. He now flies, Yeah, Brittish.
Speaker 4: Way to be one with the people.
Speaker 3: So they played God Save the King for the English
Speaker 3: and come the time to play the Australian National anthem,
Speaker 3: they bugged it up.
Speaker 4: What's that?
Speaker 1: That is Jana Ghana Mana, which is the Indian national alth.
Speaker 4: No, they played the wrong one.
Speaker 3: Bug it's beautiful, thou readios the camera pan across the players,
Speaker 3: how normally.
Speaker 4: Giggs's beautiful an it's very calmy.
Speaker 3: They were quite perplexed. It's fair to say.
Speaker 4: It also sounds a bit like like that's that kind
Speaker 4: of music would send me to sleep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a little in doda, isn't it.
Speaker 4: It's far less like in your face than the trumpets.
Speaker 3: It's like we're in doing hot yogat. Yes, period, that's the.
Speaker 4: American America, America, America.
Speaker 2: Jeez.
Speaker 3: The ice hockey at the weekend Canada US a big
Speaker 3: rivalry at the moment, especially with Trump's tariffs. The Canadians
Speaker 3: were booing.
Speaker 2: That, hey guys, you've got the Australian hang on, who's
Speaker 2: up for a game? Australia's fastest growing game.
Speaker 4: Guess that film that's the second fastest growing game. All right,
Speaker 4: let's go.
Speaker 2: I will play you a national anthem if you can
Speaker 2: names your buzzes. Yep, you will be Clint, thank you,
Speaker 2: You'll be Lauren. Got it buzz in if you know
Speaker 2: the country and number one Lauren.
Speaker 4: Austria. No sounds very Austrian.
Speaker 2: Give you a little bit more.
Speaker 3: Clint Clint, South Africa, Brazil. Oh, no, of course, I.
Speaker 2: Speak to something a little bit more. There's no Moroccans
Speaker 2: in that.
Speaker 3: Moroccans, Moccas, maracas, Moroccans out.
Speaker 4: There's no Moroccans in that.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the other shakers. Yeah right, gotcha, I get
Speaker 2: the shakers all mixed up.
Speaker 4: Yes, shocking Moroccans. All right, that's.
Speaker 3: What's sad. That sounds I'm saying swan Lake Clint Clint, Indonesia.
Speaker 4: Ah no, this is finish Japan. That doesn't sound like
Speaker 4: Japanese language. It's beautiful, it is not nice.
Speaker 3: It's not going to win me a gold medal. Day
Speaker 3: a little bit more.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 3: What what you know?
Speaker 4: Just like oriental fun?
Speaker 3: They're not playing chopsticks.
Speaker 4: Are something more fun.
Speaker 2: Like I don't know, just lights and colors?
Speaker 3: How like?
Speaker 2: Can he start?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: Next, you should know this one.
Speaker 4: It's beautiful, too lovely.
Speaker 3: I might put this on that Spotify.
Speaker 2: I can imagine this one. This one, ah, che sweeping land,
Speaker 2: the animals running free.
Speaker 3: Clint Clint, Zambia, South Africa, South Africa.
Speaker 4: That's nice.
Speaker 2: I didn't give this a round on arm of celebrity.
Speaker 2: Get me out of here. Yeah I didn't watch Okay,
Speaker 2: right final one?
Speaker 4: Okay, play a banger? Would you?
Speaker 2: Everyone will know this one? This is fun?
Speaker 4: I like this. I like this one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait for the drop?
Speaker 3: This is.
Speaker 7: Epopia.
Speaker 4: How many sleep skies?
Speaker 3: By my calculations, I think nine? Wow, But I'm bad
Speaker 3: at maths. So about that?
Speaker 2: The boys and my boys and I very e.
Speaker 4: You're all on the magpis. You're not going to change
Speaker 4: teams again?
Speaker 2: Felix, my eleven year old, was like, wonder what team
Speaker 2: I'll go for? This ship and it doesn't it doesn't work.
Speaker 2: Do you know how I'm already changed once? Do you
Speaker 2: know how expensive merches we're backing in the team?
Speaker 3: So are you proud, passionate and paid up?
Speaker 2: Proud parts?
Speaker 4: Have you brought a membership?
Speaker 2: Semi proud parts?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: I haven't bot a membership.
Speaker 4: I've got above the kids ships and they get their
Speaker 4: little scarves and they get there, get the membership packed.
Speaker 4: You remember as a kid, when you remember, and then
Speaker 4: I wouldn't I know, Richmond, they used to send your
Speaker 4: sign photo of your favorite player on your birthday. Honestly,
Speaker 4: I thought that I was the only one getting it.
Speaker 4: Like I was like, he's Matthew Richardson has actually written
Speaker 4: me birthday card because he remembers my birthday every year.
Speaker 2: Do you reckon? That's actually signed you? That's a digital
Speaker 2: print job.
Speaker 4: Not back back then it was signed Nick Daffy or
Speaker 4: Matthew Richardson.
Speaker 2: Gays they have to sit there and go.
Speaker 4: But they just signed billion of them. But it made
Speaker 4: you feel like because they wrote, someone wrote your name
Speaker 4: on a card.
Speaker 3: That's cool.
Speaker 2: I remember getting like my favorite footy players autograph and
Speaker 2: glad wrapping it so it didn't Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I had an autograph book.
Speaker 4: I had an autograph book.
Speaker 2: Should I take my autograph book today? You should?
Speaker 3: Actually you need to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take some footy cards down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2: I love that. What am I doing today?
Speaker 3: Clint Jason's jas is becoming a journey.
Speaker 1: Today is becoming a sport journey, and in doing so,
Speaker 1: he gets a chance to interview all eighteen AFL captains.
Speaker 4: They're all going to be there now.
Speaker 2: I know you guys give me crap for not knowing
Speaker 2: a lot about footy, but I don't.
Speaker 6: We don't.
Speaker 4: Sorry, that's unfair. We don't give you crap for not
Speaker 4: knowing a lot about footy. We give you crap when
Speaker 4: you pretend you know a lot about footy.
Speaker 2: Because I've actually really got run.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and there's no problem with not knowing. You got
Speaker 4: to learn. So every day's new day, school day.
Speaker 3: So who are you looking forward to interviewing today? Because
Speaker 3: there has been a few controversies and never dramas.
Speaker 2: I've never met Maxi Gorn. Haven't you never met him?
Speaker 2: I'd like to meet.
Speaker 4: Mahka captain of Melbourne.
Speaker 2: You got it all right?
Speaker 3: What are you going to hit him with?
Speaker 2: Wh I was telling you earlier? I'll ask him on
Speaker 2: a scale of like cold to hot? What you know,
Speaker 2: what was your anger towards Petraca last year when he
Speaker 2: was bagging out the club?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's that's a great opening line. I'm sure
Speaker 4: that that's exactly what he wants to talk about today.
Speaker 1: What about given that trag question too, given the dramas
Speaker 1: at Carlton at the weekend, what would you be asking
Speaker 1: Patrick Cripps.
Speaker 2: How are the players feeling after the drama? Obviously there
Speaker 2: was no, no, no, there was a draft player who
Speaker 2: was injured. Oh, and there's some red flags going into
Speaker 2: the season.
Speaker 3: Jague Smith wild a three draft picks play in opening round.
Speaker 3: Done his knees.
Speaker 4: I don't think the Blues playing in opening round.
Speaker 3: No, they're not playing the week.
Speaker 4: Look now, Clint, what question do you have for the
Speaker 4: captains of West Coast? Who are the captains of West Coast?
Speaker 3: West Coast? Oscar Allen is the captain? And is it too?
Speaker 12: Is it?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 3: I have no idea who the second is?
Speaker 4: Liam Duggan. Do you know the port Adelaide captain?
Speaker 2: Oh, Nate Dog do you do?
Speaker 3: You know the port Adelaide theme?
Speaker 4: So no, hang on, do you know the port Adelaide captain? Clinton?
Speaker 2: It is?
Speaker 11: It?
Speaker 3: Used to be.
Speaker 4: Adelaide captain other sports? Con that's it? Connor Rosie.
Speaker 2: Maybe I shouldn't get you to introduce me to They
Speaker 2: were like name.
Speaker 3: Tags, celebrity head what Collingwood?
Speaker 4: Whos the captain of Collingwood?
Speaker 12: Come on?
Speaker 4: You know this?
Speaker 2: Yeah? One, that's why.
Speaker 4: Who's the captain of your own team?
Speaker 2: I'm going to get to that second. That's what it's
Speaker 2: like the autograph book? Can you sign it and print
Speaker 2: your name underneath? And then I can be like.
Speaker 4: Patrick Cripps, who is the captain of your team? Collingwood?
Speaker 4: Well done to be fair. I didn't know the Richmond captain, Lauren.
Speaker 2: Look at all the prep I've done, I've written questions.
Speaker 2: Would you like to know some of the question?
Speaker 4: What are you going to ask the Richmond captain, who, by
Speaker 4: the way, is Toby Nane Curves.
Speaker 2: Richmond, Richmond, Richmond. Oh see, you guys are a young club.
Speaker 2: If the year doesn't got a plan like it did
Speaker 2: last year, do you secretly like throw the last few
Speaker 2: games so you get the first draft pick. That's it.
Speaker 3: That's called tanking.
Speaker 4: It's not not a great phenomenon.
Speaker 2: But I might just be like just North Melbourne.
Speaker 4: I told Clint my question, who's the captain of North Melbourne? Boys?
Speaker 2: Not even the players, not that Clint the.
Speaker 4: Captain of North Melbourne join in the well done.
Speaker 3: Thank you, well done?
Speaker 2: My question for esident?
Speaker 4: Who's the captain of Essendon?
Speaker 2: Please today?
Speaker 4: Either of you can answer this.
Speaker 3: It was Zach Merritt. I don't know if it is anymore.
Speaker 2: All the players now read the label of any anything
Speaker 2: given to them by the coach. Don't do that one,
Speaker 2: okay for a little bit.
Speaker 3: For nor do I think I should take this assignment?
Speaker 2: This is a good one, Lauren, North Melbourne have you
Speaker 2: thought about using some of the club's A f l
Speaker 2: W players to win more matches?
Speaker 4: The women are very.
Speaker 3: Good last year.
Speaker 2: I think I think you guys will like my question
Speaker 2: for the son's captain.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, which is who? By the way, sorry, which
Speaker 4: is who?
Speaker 3: They've got nice pink jumpers this year away matches. They
Speaker 3: look amazing seen them? They look unreal the sunny.
Speaker 4: Do you know the captain? I feel like every time
Speaker 4: it's done away, Tony Jones will be so angry at you.
Speaker 4: Can we get Tony Jones on the phone over the
Speaker 4: knuckles please?
Speaker 3: My question is Noah and Noah Anderson.
Speaker 2: Noah, be honest with me, just you and I. Are
Speaker 2: you really happy with the song?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Shock up?
Speaker 3: It is a good part of it though, no.
Speaker 4: Sake to we put out the storm?
Speaker 2: Goodman to know Aboutalie.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, Thank you very much.
Speaker 6: Yes, the cas should come in very handy.
Speaker 2: First time.
Speaker 4: You must have been hot on Saturday.
Speaker 10: Yes, yeah, kept inside for most of it.
Speaker 13: I'm more of a winter girl myself.
Speaker 2: How many how many weeks into the pregnancy are we
Speaker 2: twenty three? Oh? So you haven't hit the get it
Speaker 2: out of me stage yet?
Speaker 10: Not quite yet.
Speaker 13: I'm sure I'll get there.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm sure five thousand dollars would help with that.
Speaker 4: Help get the nursery ready. Let's see if we can
Speaker 4: win you some cash this morning. Now we do have
Speaker 4: three questions of five five hundred or an easy question
Speaker 4: for fifty dollars. What are you thinking?
Speaker 6: Let's go the five k. Yeah, five thousand dollars, Sally.
Speaker 4: My advice to you would be have a guess if
Speaker 4: you do not know, but you have to get in
Speaker 4: before the time it runs out.
Speaker 2: Last week we had someone give the right answer, but
Speaker 2: it was after the buzzer tell you that one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: didn't we all?
Speaker 4: Good luck? Sally?
Speaker 2: Okay, so you have to answer in that three seconds,
Speaker 2: and like Lauren said, if you don't know, I guess
Speaker 2: for five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: BackRub was the original name of which online platform three
Speaker 3: two one Google You got it?
Speaker 4: You got it? Oh, Sally? Was that a guess?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 4: See, it's worth having a guess that. It was formerly
Speaker 4: known as back rub back in nineteen eighty eight, nineteen
Speaker 4: ninety eight, sorry when it was first form, Sally, what
Speaker 4: are you gonna do with five thousand dollars?
Speaker 10: I am going to set up that nursery. This is amazing. Oh,
Speaker 10: thank you guys so much.
Speaker 4: What a nice way to start the week. You're so welcome.
Speaker 10: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you you just got in there too.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, what a way to start the week.
Speaker 2: I can tell it's still sinking in, isn't it.
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Five thousand dollars. So you got to buy something nice
Speaker 4: for yourself as well?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think I will you deserve that? A little pregnancy
Speaker 4: massage maybe?
Speaker 5: Yeah, great idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's awesome. Well done, there you go, Sally, five
Speaker 2: thousand dollars. Congratulations, enjoy Okay.
Speaker 3: Thanks guys, love, thank you.
Speaker 4: Oh thanks for listening. Well done. A mom with the
Speaker 4: baby on the way. That's so exciting. Five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Every day, bang on eight o'clock, one question? Can we you?
Speaker 2: Five thousand dollars?
Speaker 4: I love that. What a way to start the week.
Speaker 2: I know coming up next, I'm so nervous. I don't
Speaker 2: know how you're going to react.
Speaker 4: What have you done?
Speaker 2: There's something I've been sitting on for a good week.
Speaker 2: Oh I need to come clean. Remember, we love each other.
Speaker 4: What have you done? What have you done?
Speaker 2: It's not me?
Speaker 3: Oh well that's a that's a change now.
Speaker 4: But you're announcing you're finally going to Turkey to get
Speaker 4: your hair plugs.
Speaker 2: Are you. No? No, I've been watching a lot of
Speaker 2: Turkey videos. I've been sending them to you guys too,
Speaker 2: and just the plane filling up with guys with bleeding
Speaker 2: bandage head.
Speaker 1: This is what I don't understand. If you want to
Speaker 1: do it, you go to Turkey, right, but sure you
Speaker 1: book yourself an extra week of accommodation for holiday, just
Speaker 1: so you stay in the hotel room.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm not getting on the plane with the bandage.
Speaker 4: I think it's a few weeks of bandages. I guess.
Speaker 2: So my dad went bald. I used to have a
Speaker 2: sun visor with hair attached to it.
Speaker 4: Don't ever be that guy wrong, don't. I'm telling you
Speaker 4: very good. That will be the final straw for me.
Speaker 4: I will walk out of here and I will not
Speaker 4: come back. If you wear one of those visors with
Speaker 4: the fake care on it like you're at the Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Show, we must cut advisor.
Speaker 4: No, just don't do it.
Speaker 2: Remember visiting dad going did you go to Turkey? Magnificent?
Speaker 4: Don't do it?
Speaker 2: Okay, Tom, Well, yeah, okay, it is that area. My
Speaker 2: three year old Archie. Yeah, the liability of the film.
Speaker 4: Or did he cut his curls off? Finally?
Speaker 2: No, we're doing a haircut this week. We're after the
Speaker 2: barber this week.
Speaker 4: Is he excited or no? He doesn't get No, he's excited.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 2: He is excited. He started Kinder. We took him there
Speaker 2: for his first dart.
Speaker 4: How's he going?
Speaker 2: He loved that first day. We dropped him off. The
Speaker 2: videos on Jason lauren Instagram if you want to have
Speaker 2: a look.
Speaker 4: He hasn't liked it since.
Speaker 2: No, he loved it. It was day two that there
Speaker 2: was an issue. Why I got a phone call?
Speaker 4: Hang on, this is like four weeks ago?
Speaker 2: Ah, two or three?
Speaker 14: Now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to wait.
Speaker 4: What did he do?
Speaker 2: Jace? It's the Kinder We found knits.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not on and he's got long hair.
Speaker 4: No, we've been in the back seat with him that day.
Speaker 4: Is that why he didn't want to tell us?
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were in the back seats.
Speaker 4: You've been scratching this morning. It's like as soon as
Speaker 4: you talk about Nitzy starts scratching.
Speaker 2: Clin scratch.
Speaker 4: You got nits? You caught it? No, no, you said
Speaker 4: he wakes up and climbs into your beddle.
Speaker 2: No sometimes like no, no, no, I'm knit free.
Speaker 4: You're scratching a lot. As soon as you start talking
Speaker 4: about Nitzy, start getting look scratch. I can still smell
Speaker 4: that show.
Speaker 2: I went and bought half of Chemist.
Speaker 4: It hasn't changed, though. You got to comb the eggs.
Speaker 2: That afternoon, I spent two hours. I put him in
Speaker 2: the bath with a paddle pop but the iPad in
Speaker 2: front of him, and I used the spray you use
Speaker 2: the shampoo, and I'm combing and it was just oh
Speaker 2: you could see them crawling on?
Speaker 4: Did you not notice that?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: He must have got it the first day. He went No, no, no, one's.
Speaker 3: They're not that good.
Speaker 2: Maybe gone from a place center. Those you're reaching to
Speaker 2: you got lives.
Speaker 4: I don't have life. I remember it.
Speaker 3: They do.
Speaker 4: They do life checks, and the whole class would have
Speaker 4: to line up, and then you get sent to one
Speaker 4: side of them if you did have them, and one
Speaker 4: if you didn't.
Speaker 3: It was so.
Speaker 4: And then your defense was no, and it's like clean hair.
Speaker 4: You guys are dirty and you don't have it.
Speaker 2: Oh mate, the amount I was getting out it was humble,
Speaker 2: and they're crawling on the car.
Speaker 4: How did you not notice though.
Speaker 2: Because like I had, Again, I hadn't noticed because no
Speaker 2: one in the family had them, So I don't know
Speaker 2: where he's gone.
Speaker 4: He scratching so gross. So so the kinder called and said,
Speaker 4: we've got it at school.
Speaker 2: Not it's like your your kid's head.
Speaker 4: It was an outbreak or it was just Archie bought
Speaker 4: it in.
Speaker 2: I don't think they normally let you know if other kids.
Speaker 2: Is he clear now, yeah, he's clear, Like I have
Speaker 2: absolutely bleached that head, all the sheets, the blankets. Oh honestly,
Speaker 2: I could have killed someone in my house. You wouldn't
Speaker 2: have found a print like that place.
Speaker 4: And did the other boys catch it?
Speaker 2: No? Thank god, no one else got it. So I believe, well.
Speaker 4: You must all be dirty, have dirty hair.
Speaker 3: I believe when n thretching, stop scratching, you're not knit forree?
Speaker 3: Are you third? Have you got them? No?
Speaker 2: I even got hang on, don't thirteen twenty fourteen? Are
Speaker 2: you scratching right now in the car after this conversation?
Speaker 4: You have a kid with nits?
Speaker 2: Or have you caught them through the radio?
Speaker 4: So how do you do it as an adult? Because
Speaker 4: you've got to comb the kids hair. But if you
Speaker 4: get it in.
Speaker 2: Your own like thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: If there's nit clinics now and they like vacuum them out?
Speaker 4: What Yeah, my friend Tiger, he took his kids to one.
Speaker 4: He documented it. Yeah, Taigaway, Ted documented it very well
Speaker 4: on the gram of the Nick clinic. And they like
Speaker 4: them and you see them, they like back them out,
Speaker 4: suck them out. Oh my god, could all people calling
Speaker 4: is there a knit outbreak in Melbourne?
Speaker 2: How therapeutic would that be? Watching them a little?
Speaker 1: It would make sense because back to school knits they spread,
Speaker 1: They spread like.
Speaker 2: We're doing nitchat.
Speaker 4: No, we're not doing worm chat that.
Speaker 2: No, we're not doing worm chat. We'll do that's today's nitchat.
Speaker 4: Is your knit saga.
Speaker 2: I've got a great story about worms.
Speaker 4: No, remember when our old oh my god, at our
Speaker 4: old workplace, our old boss his kid had worms and
Speaker 4: then he had worms, and so he made us take
Speaker 4: de worming tablets. How can you do it? Remember that
Speaker 4: gets it on the radio shows. I was like, this
Speaker 4: is is his dog food? There was a dog tablet.
Speaker 2: De wormed us at the old radio station.
Speaker 4: How humiliating. Oh he sent me he showed us a
Speaker 4: photo of his worm. I love being at nov so much.
Speaker 2: Thirteen fourteen is our number. No, we just live with him.
Speaker 3: We can't have something to forget about that time.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number. We're doing nit.
Speaker 4: Chat or is there a nick clinic in Melbourne?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's suck him out.
Speaker 4: Suck him out with the vat. Let's see fucking find
Speaker 4: the vision.
Speaker 2: Hit the phones next.
Speaker 3: I've got a question, ques, question. Do you adults get nits?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Why do we only hear about kids getting.
Speaker 4: Knits because adults are to embarrassed to talk about it?
Speaker 3: Ye, so we can still get there and even.
Speaker 4: Then, my child's got nits and so we're quarantining them.
Speaker 4: But really, you champoo? You had them when I was
Speaker 4: a kid.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you have You had them ja when I was younger. No,
Speaker 2: I haven't had that.
Speaker 4: My mom. If anyone in our class had them, my
Speaker 4: mum made me do the nit shampoo and stuff just
Speaker 4: in case they were eggs and.
Speaker 2: They had combing.
Speaker 4: Oh that's the smell of that shampoo. I can still
Speaker 4: taste it had that What are you doing drinking it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: It was so potent. It had that distinct smell. That
Speaker 4: you could literally taste.
Speaker 2: So my three year old I got there. We got
Speaker 2: the call the other week from Kender saying, hey, you
Speaker 2: got to pick him up. He's infested the news. There's
Speaker 2: a new spray now, So I sprayed down on his hair,
Speaker 2: but it dries it out, So I basically dries everything out.
Speaker 2: So I killed my son in. Yes, it kills the nit.
Speaker 2: But then you've got to get the eggs out because
Speaker 2: only need is one egg.
Speaker 4: KP four that's what it was called. They still using that.
Speaker 2: That's still around. Yeah, got lots of cause I started scratching.
Speaker 2: Since we've spoken, he's knit free, now, can I just start?
Speaker 2: He's clean?
Speaker 4: Is taking me three weeks to have the courage to
Speaker 4: tell us.
Speaker 3: Is only eleven years old?
Speaker 6: Morning, Olivia, good morning.
Speaker 3: Do you have nits?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 11: Not right now, But last year I had knits for
Speaker 11: like five months and it was the worst five months.
Speaker 4: Were they going through the school?
Speaker 11: Yeah, they were going to the school, and then like
Speaker 11: like three months in those stops and I still.
Speaker 2: Husband, Oh no, how'd you get rid of them?
Speaker 11: So eventually my mom took me to like a nick
Speaker 11: clinic that's far away, and then they got like this
Speaker 11: machine gun thing and they stuck it in my head
Speaker 11: and it had sheat and like it killed.
Speaker 4: Then on did they vacuum them out? Is like a sucker.
Speaker 11: I think it's like a soccer and like the heat
Speaker 11: thing that likes.
Speaker 4: And then and then they're gone. Yeah, I bet you
Speaker 4: wish she did that five months ago. See, I told
Speaker 4: you there's nick clinics. They would be making a fortune something.
Speaker 4: You know, someone needs to do mobile nic clinic and
Speaker 4: one in one out blood banks.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, okay dibbs, we're starting the mobile nic clinic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, someone else is going to do that, now make it.
Speaker 2: They can be transferred from over one point three meters.
Speaker 2: What do you mean like they jump, Yeah, and often live
Speaker 2: in the carpet before transferring to.
Speaker 4: Because they can also like if someone slept on a
Speaker 4: pillow with them and then you sleep on the pillow
Speaker 4: the linen.
Speaker 2: And there's nothing you can actually get to kill them
Speaker 2: on surfaces? No, try sprain. What what do you.
Speaker 4: Mean were they jumping on surfaces?
Speaker 2: Yes? So like if Artie laid on the couch, right,
Speaker 2: I can't spray the couch with like spray to.
Speaker 4: Get rid of the mortein doesn't kill it just.
Speaker 2: Get rid of it.
Speaker 3: It needs to needs to go on camp or something.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning, guys, scratches, we've all got the
Speaker 4: all the way now, have you got it?
Speaker 8: No? I don't. But I had four children, aged from
Speaker 8: two to twelve years of they.
Speaker 4: With me, all at the same time, constantly.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and that's just to get rid of them.
Speaker 8: And they come back.
Speaker 4: Are the school? Are the school responsible with it?
Speaker 14: So?
Speaker 4: Or they just want to know about it? Oh?
Speaker 8: I don't think they're responsible anymore. But the trick I
Speaker 8: found was yes, So I had two girls, two boys,
Speaker 8: chase the boy's head, and I dyed the girl's hair.
Speaker 4: That's a shaming hair because that get there's nothing to.
Speaker 2: Live on exactly, And they dye the hair.
Speaker 4: What is the head idea?
Speaker 2: They're not attracted the blondes. Is that what it is?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 8: So the hair eye, So it doesn't matter what color.
Speaker 8: I think, purple, brown, black, yeah, kill Yeah, it kills them.
Speaker 8: And then it's then you just go through and get
Speaker 8: rid of all the eggs.
Speaker 4: But then you've got to send your kids to school
Speaker 4: with hot pink hair.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure what's worse. I believe a friend of
Speaker 2: I believe a friend of yours had a bad running
Speaker 2: as well. Sorry, good morning.
Speaker 6: Good morning.
Speaker 4: You're making each Do you know what as soon as
Speaker 4: someone says nits, to get itchy, don't you scratch?
Speaker 10: Yep?
Speaker 4: Have you had? Have you had knits before?
Speaker 13: I have two daughters, so we have had nits for
Speaker 13: the last ten years, on and off. And I thought
Speaker 13: that we were done with knits, and then my eighteen
Speaker 13: year old got them on the weekend.
Speaker 4: Oh did she know where she caught them?
Speaker 2: They'll spread in the club.
Speaker 4: Probably hasn't changed the sheets in a year.
Speaker 5: Who had them camping?
Speaker 13: We had five kids in the caravan with knits, and
Speaker 13: the chemist was closed for lunch, the door.
Speaker 4: Saying, cry too, if there's knits in the house, it's just.
Speaker 2: You get rid of them. So we talked to the
Speaker 2: house doing insurance.
Speaker 4: I think so, no, okay, that's baddy.
Speaker 2: It's the only thing I'm going to go back to. Sarah, Sarah,
Speaker 2: I believe your friend is struggling with knits.
Speaker 14: Yes, my friend children had knit and they had an
Speaker 14: unsettled night. So she jumped into the bed with them,
Speaker 14: not realizing, yes, not realizing there was and that was
Speaker 14: why it was an unsettled night. And she actually the
Speaker 14: next morning she had in her pipa.
Speaker 4: Oh maybe mum gave them to the kids.
Speaker 2: God, you don't want to get that caught in the cone. No,
Speaker 2: the metal cone, that's.
Speaker 4: Oh, God, might be taking that lady did to her.
Speaker 3: I'd be dying it.
Speaker 2: Brush that things straight off right.
Speaker 4: Pink merchants.
Speaker 3: To some highlights.
Speaker 4: No one's doing that.
Speaker 2: You've left the four dying.
Speaker 4: No, no, but you would not want that shampoo.
Speaker 3: Just lop it off?
Speaker 2: Can I confirm we do? Do we have a vacuum
Speaker 2: joint in Melbourne?
Speaker 4: There must be that little girl went to on and
Speaker 4: Nick clinic. Let me look it up.
Speaker 2: We need the mobile Nick clinic.
Speaker 3: Don't get the vacuum.
Speaker 10: Clean.
Speaker 2: Oh you don't want to be using the dice.
Speaker 4: A vacuum or No. People were giving themselves nits last
Speaker 4: clinics of Australia. There's one in else and out.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't look attractive in the little clear cylinder of
Speaker 2: the dice.
Speaker 4: In either he lights removal, there's one called the Nick
Speaker 4: Nurse as well.
Speaker 2: We must go, We must to the bloody crime in
Speaker 2: this city is out of control at the moment.
Speaker 4: What happened on Swan Street Ah, there was.
Speaker 3: A big blow up that was the after the Melbourne
Speaker 3: soccer arby.
Speaker 4: I'm one they're throwing chairs at each other in the street.
Speaker 3: Feral, feral.
Speaker 2: And then over the weekend we had a couple terrorizing
Speaker 2: Melbourne with a giant machete. Ended up getting done at
Speaker 2: the car wash on Bay Road near me, like Wave
Speaker 2: and Bloody Knives.
Speaker 4: And you know there's people that are actually getting private
Speaker 4: security for their streets now, isn't that crazy? We were
Speaker 4: talking about it. Everyone in our street wanted to chip
Speaker 4: in and someone patrol the street at night because there's
Speaker 4: been so many My car got broken into on the
Speaker 4: street last week and I've got a video of the
Speaker 4: two kids that did it. I reckon they would have
Speaker 4: been maybe eighteen.
Speaker 2: That's the thing, you know what they're just they there's
Speaker 2: no sort of consequence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't seem to be accountability right now.
Speaker 2: Like they're not scared of any things. There's no consequences,
Speaker 2: and it's not on the cops. The cops of Bloody
Speaker 2: working their ass off around the clock and then catching
Speaker 2: these guys and then the courts are just letting them.
Speaker 3: Off form with a big dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, scare them off absolutely.
Speaker 3: Are those security guys in the little cars? Are they
Speaker 3: now intimidating the with have.
Speaker 4: A big rotwheeler with them pretty intimidating.
Speaker 2: But I know the ones that put the little between
Speaker 2: the door just to say we were here, yep, she's locked.
Speaker 4: Thanks Where the police said that there's these like magnet
Speaker 4: things that kids can get and they can just open
Speaker 4: people's cars even if your car's lot. Just get in
Speaker 4: and don't smashing. It's get in and home.
Speaker 2: Invasions just freak me out because they're on the rise
Speaker 2: as well. Honestly, where do we live?
Speaker 4: It's like that meourn clean it up on the weekend, guys.
Speaker 4: I did something on Friday which I thought was very cultured.
Speaker 4: I went to the Melbourne Art Fair which was there. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think it was called the Melbourne Art Fair. It
Speaker 4: was on at the Royal Exhibition Center. Like that place is.
Speaker 3: Huge, So what do you see there? Is it just
Speaker 3: all a stack of paintings.
Speaker 4: Yes, but it's like different exhibitions from different galleries to.
Speaker 3: Have a space.
Speaker 4: There was some sculptures, there was emerging artists, there were
Speaker 4: already very established artists.
Speaker 2: At MOPA, you can put a smock on and paint
Speaker 2: a card. That was an interactive, an interactive sort of
Speaker 2: art place.
Speaker 4: Its museum of playing art is did you know, No,
Speaker 4: it's not. It wasn't like that. It was more like
Speaker 4: it established galleries had a space. There was there was
Speaker 4: some speeches, some in conversation things could you purchase And
Speaker 4: I'm looking for a piece of art. I probably should
Speaker 4: go to a more entry level exhibition to be buying
Speaker 4: art because art is expensive.
Speaker 2: Can you really tell the difference?
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I mean some of you know, artists are
Speaker 4: worth more because they're very established and they're a hind manned.
Speaker 2: Like I bought that picture at Ikea of the building
Speaker 2: in America.
Speaker 4: No one else has got that in their living room.
Speaker 3: That's what I thought, was that the time square one.
Speaker 4: You want something unique, But look there are some amazing
Speaker 4: show and upcoming artists as well. I went because my friend,
Speaker 4: well I wanted to go anyway, and my friend Elliott,
Speaker 4: who's a friend of the show Celebrity Stylists. He's on
Speaker 4: the Channel seven show all the time talking about what
Speaker 4: you see on red carpets, and.
Speaker 2: No one's on their morning.
Speaker 4: Son right, No, the next one morning show morning show.
Speaker 4: He's on that all the time. Anyway, he is one
Speaker 4: of my best friends. I went to support him, e J.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Good morning, boys and girl.
Speaker 2: Did you did you have a piece of art on display?
Speaker 6: Did I personally have a piece of art on Yeah? No,
Speaker 6: Lauren's behavior was the only thing I had on display
Speaker 6: at the Melbourne Art.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately happened.
Speaker 4: So it was sort of like a bit of an
Speaker 4: ambassador and I was like, I'm here with the ambassador.
Speaker 4: Look at me. I'm in the VIP tents, which I wasn't.
Speaker 4: By the way, he was in no way through the
Speaker 4: window and made him come out.
Speaker 6: I was like, no, by the way, I actually put
Speaker 6: her name on the VIP door, but she didn't make
Speaker 6: it past the threshold. I don't know what happened there.
Speaker 6: Normally you're very familiar with VIP area.
Speaker 4: No, not this time. I didn't belong at the art.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine your chat with the people there.
Speaker 4: Well, anyway, there were some emerging artists and there was
Speaker 4: this amazing exhibition. Now it sounds a bit ridiculous when I.
Speaker 3: Just quickly were you on the bubbles?
Speaker 4: No, I wasn't drinking, okay, drinking vaping. I wasn't vaping.
Speaker 4: No vaping no jumping.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to excuse me.
Speaker 4: Quite fun to look at the paintings, everything would have
Speaker 4: seemed like an evil eye. I blink, I think I
Speaker 4: see the Sydney operahaps. Anyway, there was this amazing artist
Speaker 4: that had this sounds crazy, but it like think of
Speaker 4: golf gloves, but they were stuffed into these like animals, right,
Speaker 4: and they were like bunny So the fingers with the
Speaker 4: bunnies and they were This one I'm showing you right
Speaker 4: now is like they're like a wedding scene. Oh, it
Speaker 4: looks like And then there was one like this which
Speaker 4: was like her.
Speaker 2: So when it's two golf clubs, glove gloves.
Speaker 4: Old lather gloves, and see that one looks like an
Speaker 4: adult rabbit holding a baby rabbit.
Speaker 3: No, do you know what it looks like. It looks
Speaker 3: like the towler you get on the bed in Bali
Speaker 3: to the.
Speaker 6: Is not dissimilar but much more expensive.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, this is correctly going to be one of
Speaker 4: the one of Melbourne's leading artists in the future.
Speaker 2: What's too glove seat?
Speaker 4: You're back about seven grand Elliott knows because he had
Speaker 4: to buy one, because that's not something terrible. No, Elliott,
Speaker 4: do you want to tell the story.
Speaker 6: Okay. So I'm working as ambassadors the Melbourne Art there,
Speaker 6: and on Friday evening I was doing a keynote speech
Speaker 6: and I invited Laws and loss of sister and Laws
Speaker 6: Steph to come down yep, and so I could introduce
Speaker 6: her to some people and be like this my friend.
Speaker 6: She works on you know, like I've got cool friends too,
Speaker 6: blah blah blah blah blah. Anyway, so we're walking around
Speaker 6: this exhibit and this specific artist that we're talking about
Speaker 6: was actually given a grunt to be able to do
Speaker 6: this show. So she was actually highly recognized at the
Speaker 6: fair anyway, by the owners of the right yeah, by
Speaker 6: the patrons, by the patrons of the art fair.
Speaker 4: It was very welty toyy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I'm gathering looking at these gloves. Anyway, unbeknown to us,
Speaker 6: this stranger kind of comes up and starts engaging with us,
Speaker 6: and so myself and Laws and staff are looking at
Speaker 6: them like, oh, that one's cute. And then you've got
Speaker 6: you know, this marriage stand, and then you've got two
Speaker 6: rabbits shagging, and then all of a sudden they get sexual,
Speaker 6: and we're like, what is going on here. We make
Speaker 6: it around to a set of rabbits and I was
Speaker 6: just like, oh god, how depressing. These ones look like
Speaker 6: they've been hit by a car. Those uns are dead.
Speaker 6: Those ants are dead for sure. And the girl comes
Speaker 6: over and she's like, no, no, no, no, no. You
Speaker 6: know that one's just rescued, patting it on at the
Speaker 6: head and she's like, no, no, no, hill definitely definitely dead. Roadkill.
Speaker 4: Ugly, Why would anyone want this in the house?
Speaker 6: Why would anyone want that? How pressing? Like ugly little
Speaker 6: thing like about that about your house? She's looking at
Speaker 6: death all the time. Anyway, these do walk off. I
Speaker 6: go back and I'm chatting away, doing the role I
Speaker 6: had to for the fare. Yep, the girl comes back over.
Speaker 6: I'm I get a em elliot, hey going blah blah
Speaker 6: blah blah. She's like, oh, thanks so much for coming
Speaker 6: to my visit. My name Hannah, I'm the artist.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, you were saying it to
Speaker 2: the artist.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she was road kill. Why would anyone want this
Speaker 4: in their house? Conversation with her about.
Speaker 6: It shreds and proceeded to double down once she was
Speaker 6: told what it was, because that no, no, no, you're wrong, babe,
Speaker 6: I'm right. It's road kill. And I was like, oh
Speaker 6: my god, how am I going to get out of this?
Speaker 2: Did you buy a piece to get out of it?
Speaker 6: Absolutely? My voice went ninety octabes higher.
Speaker 10: And I was like, which one.
Speaker 4: Should I buy? Choose the one for me?
Speaker 2: How much did you spend?
Speaker 6: Lauren tost me seven grand Elli. We are on public radio.
Speaker 6: I wanted on the record that you owe me seven ks.
Speaker 4: Well enjoy having the roadkill in your house. I'll see
Speaker 4: it every time I come over.
Speaker 2: Can we borrow one of the gloves for the driving race?
Speaker 4: It's actually amazing. They were all amazing. It was just
Speaker 4: that one. There was some confusion about chef and grand Sorry.
Speaker 6: I very chanted artists. I encourage everyone to go bro Instagram.
Speaker 4: Did you pay for it or did you put it
Speaker 4: on your dad's credit card?
Speaker 6: You know that that is an absolute blow blow.
Speaker 2: I went on the credit card, went on the credit card.
Speaker 2: I don't think we can be going to events that
Speaker 2: you shouldn't be in.
Speaker 4: Was so embarrassed.
Speaker 2: Plaster fun house sort of guy.
Speaker 4: I like, you know what some of the art. I
Speaker 4: was like, this could have been made.
Speaker 2: Where there's looking beautiful Captain's Day. Are we going to
Speaker 2: the g.
Speaker 3: That's at Marvel Stadium, Jayce?
Speaker 2: Will they be doing pies? No pie?
Speaker 3: So Jason's doubling as a sport journalist today.
Speaker 4: Yes, he's going to meet all the captains from all
Speaker 4: the AFL team.
Speaker 2: Ten sleeps to go, guys, till Footy is back.
Speaker 4: Countdown is on Melbourne. How good will it be? Well,
Speaker 4: we're not having it in Victoria for the first right now,
Speaker 4: you'll be.
Speaker 1: Mixing it with all of the intrepid journals in Melbourne,
Speaker 1: you know, like on Ralph who is the Ralph Who?
Speaker 1: From the Herald Sun. You know you've got teacher Sam
Speaker 1: McClure from the Age, you got Tom Morris from Channel nine.
Speaker 3: Mitch Cleary from seven might bring up the icebreaker.
Speaker 4: I think the football players even know who they are. Chase,
Speaker 4: don't worry. They're going to look at those guys and say,
Speaker 4: who's that? But that is Jase Hawkins And I know
Speaker 4: because he's wearing that Hattie always wears good outfit by
Speaker 4: you today, because you look like how people would expect
Speaker 4: you to look brilliant. You've stuck. He's stuck to the plan.
Speaker 4: Well done.
Speaker 2: Dramas at your club. What's happened? Sorry?
Speaker 4: The draft picks do on his hommy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, his knee for the season.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: Their top draft pick number three, Jaggers Smith. Yeah, thoughts
Speaker 3: to him today because that'd be devastating.
Speaker 2: Very excited to catch up with Max Gorn though. Because
Speaker 2: Melbourne have a new sponsor. I'm going to take it.
Speaker 2: I'm actually going to take a kit of this sponsorship
Speaker 2: down so i can do it Max.
Speaker 4: It's a good sponsor too. It's Lego who's going to
Speaker 4: look the best as a Lego man.
Speaker 2: Trca.
Speaker 4: He looks like a Lego Lego man.
Speaker 3: If we can't win a premiership, we might as well
Speaker 3: win Lego Masters.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you for being celebrity. Lego Masters Mexico and
Speaker 4: Christian Petrarca.
Speaker 2: You guys should get Brickman down there.
Speaker 3: We should be there.
Speaker 4: I'd be surprised if he wasn't already there this morning.
Speaker 4: Have a beautiful Monday, Melbourne. We've got a great week
Speaker 4: of weather ahead. It's gonna be a great week in
Speaker 4: this great city of ours. I can feel it.
Speaker 2: All's good weather for our week.
Speaker 4: Oh shout out. They're not out of bed yet.
Speaker 2: Probably getting home if you missed it earlier. Alva around
Speaker 2: Lauren is yet to graduate from UNI.
Speaker 4: I got kicked out.
Speaker 3: I've ordered the transcript. The academic transcript.
Speaker 2: Is on the way. We have made some calls and
Speaker 2: we are going to get your academic transcript.
Speaker 4: Please don't do that. I think it's because I think
Speaker 4: I lied to my parents for many years about my
Speaker 4: success at university.
Speaker 2: We should have Lizen Bobby on the line when we
Speaker 2: read it.
Speaker 3: That's not funny, very proud.
Speaker 2: That anxiety when your report card came in, Oh.
Speaker 4: You need that. It doesn't go to your parents, so
Speaker 4: they just don't ever need to know.
Speaker 1: This stuff is a random fact. I passed UNI on
Speaker 1: my last subject with an NP, which is a near pass.
Speaker 1: It's not a pass your past it's eight. It's a
Speaker 1: sympathy past. It's like a forty eight, or it's a part.
Speaker 4: Pease get degrees. That that was my motto at UNI.
Speaker 4: Just got a pass. You don't have to get one hundred.
Speaker 4: It didn't matter. You've got your degree with a p.
Speaker 4: Pease get degrees. Remember that UNIQ kids, don't try too hard,
Speaker 4: don't exhaust yourself. Pease get degrees.
Speaker 2: All right, we're going to check Lawrence results this week.
Speaker 2: Have a great day, well CineMAA.
Speaker 12: Bye, thank you, Jason law Lauren feeling good on number
Speaker 12: one hundred.
Speaker 3: Laen on socials