Speaker 1: Hello, and well to the podcast. What's wrong.
Speaker 2: It's got an interesting text message that I can't read
Speaker 2: out on the podcast.
Speaker 3: But no, no.
Speaker 2: No, no no. But I think if you read it
Speaker 2: to yourself, Chase, I think the people who listen to
Speaker 2: our podcast, it might hook him into stay tuned to
Speaker 2: our show because I think it would.
Speaker 4: You also got the text to work related.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I got the text. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4: I think that would excite people.
Speaker 5: Oh oh, it's an exciting text.
Speaker 1: It is big, it is big.
Speaker 5: And pull off.
Speaker 4: That sounded wrong. If we can pull this off, it'll be.
Speaker 1: And this is this is actually big.
Speaker 6: This isn't me saying I'm leaving the show to go
Speaker 6: to Monash Like I'm like, this is actually big.
Speaker 2: That wouldn't happen brook Bony And now this morning on
Speaker 2: the Today, she's leaving to go to Oxford University.
Speaker 4: Just for some context and congratulations to her.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, you would never get into university. Tap great tape
Speaker 2: courses around.
Speaker 4: I got kicked out of university twice, Yeah, twice.
Speaker 2: Can we get a headcamp in pr I did head
Speaker 2: camp listening because Jace just talks over the top.
Speaker 3: Listening, So you can kick out twice of class or
Speaker 3: the course.
Speaker 4: Doesn't matter, ja isn't I'm just trying to.
Speaker 1: Get MIC's on.
Speaker 5: Jase.
Speaker 3: Did you really kick out twice courses or class?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Okay, thanks, you.
Speaker 3: Got kicked out twice out of a course? What what
Speaker 3: were you studying?
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter, Jase isn't interesting. That is podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get the microphones. Everyone can listen.
Speaker 4: Do you need to talk over the top of every constantly?
Speaker 1: I apologize?
Speaker 4: Fine, I'm cool with it. I don't need to tell
Speaker 4: my story doesn't.
Speaker 3: Sound we're studying laws.
Speaker 1: That was very passive.
Speaker 4: Doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you.
Speaker 5: Dumb eh me, NK.
Speaker 3: Shame the producers today.
Speaker 1: Here we go, There we go.
Speaker 5: Man, I'm here. Do you to panel for you?
Speaker 1: Jason? No, I'm good now, thank you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're better at Jason Paneling.
Speaker 1: Better at Jason pin.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I want to upset the better than jas at Paneling.
Speaker 5: If there was some kind of competition and who could panel.
Speaker 4: Better, who would win?
Speaker 5: How do you two would be pretty closer?
Speaker 4: Oh, how do you feel about that big.
Speaker 6: Big call Monday? It's all yours. I'll sit on the
Speaker 6: other side.
Speaker 4: You could put your feet up for a show. You
Speaker 4: would not go with that. Can you imagine you would be.
Speaker 2: The biggest backseat driver weren't would have to put him
Speaker 2: in a straight jacket.
Speaker 7: I saw a ghost from the past last night. I
Speaker 7: was walking down Glenfree Rope. I bumped into Ewan.
Speaker 1: Do you remember you will?
Speaker 4: No job? No lovely? He started a vlog?
Speaker 2: Remember, yeah, you worked at a station. We used to
Speaker 2: work out for a bit and he I think he
Speaker 2: left and said I'm not interested and started he started
Speaker 2: a vlog, didn't he He was a blogger. He's a blogger,
Speaker 2: and he said, no job, no vlogs.
Speaker 5: That was I think he deleted his Instagram and then came.
Speaker 1: Back with that strong how was you? And great?
Speaker 5: Yeah, couldn't get out of there quick.
Speaker 1: Kidding? I love you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's outside the front of Coles. Actually, you know
Speaker 5: how I saw recently? I was in Adelaide doing a gig.
Speaker 7: Okay, hang on Adelaide, you saw no Rusty Brown.
Speaker 5: The clown was it was technically someone that we worked.
Speaker 5: We didn't really work. Worked with him for about an hour.
Speaker 2: Hang.
Speaker 1: One million dollars.
Speaker 2: Rule was pre Jason Lauren days pre Lauren and Clinton. Actually,
Speaker 2: can we set ourselves out memory.
Speaker 5: He didn't actually ever work for us. He came in
Speaker 5: for a job interview and he was hanging around, and
Speaker 5: so we got him on the podcast. We gave him
Speaker 5: a name, and then he went in for an interview
Speaker 5: with the content director and himself never saw him.
Speaker 4: I've heard this story sixty times.
Speaker 5: Did he not for what happened last week? Yeah, I
Speaker 5: don't know what happened, but he didn't get the job.
Speaker 8: This might require a timestamp. I'm just prefacing it by
Speaker 8: saying it.
Speaker 5: Now, I gotcha, I've got it.
Speaker 3: It was so funny.
Speaker 8: Okay, well no response there, but they thought, does she no?
Speaker 8: That was funny us clearly.
Speaker 1: I like it was strong Brodie.
Speaker 5: I think we shaid timestam, but just because.
Speaker 1: It was timestamp, pretty dull story.
Speaker 9: This might also require a timestand.
Speaker 7: Every good story, so.
Speaker 4: Really, oh, I think that needs a timestamp.
Speaker 3: That definitely needs a time.
Speaker 9: Okay, so we haven't told the old family membership.
Speaker 8: Can I ask, what do you have so many old producers?
Speaker 8: I've been in the same job for years.
Speaker 3: Everyone else has been going through.
Speaker 8: Quite a few producers just come out of the wood.
Speaker 2: Can I just say there's one common denominator and it's
Speaker 2: not Clint or I.
Speaker 7: So there's if you put them all on a bus, right,
Speaker 7: you can put them on a bus who drives?
Speaker 1: That sounds fair? That is no, it is not me.
Speaker 5: In my defense, I came back, thank.
Speaker 1: You, thank you, sir.
Speaker 5: That's called Stockholm syndrome.
Speaker 1: It's not me.
Speaker 6: We There's been several people in the past, sweetheart, that
Speaker 6: have driven a lot of people to get off the bus.
Speaker 1: Is one way to put it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I think, I think, Lauren, I'd love to know.
Speaker 2: I think in our new home, yes, Jason is going
Speaker 2: to be far more successful with keeping stuff than he
Speaker 2: was in the past.
Speaker 3: What was your longest serving that was?
Speaker 6: So that's so unfair though, because you know I wasn't
Speaker 6: the reason. Don't put it out there that I was.
Speaker 2: The right I think some people left because you were
Speaker 2: the reason. I'm not going to name them now.
Speaker 1: Scat Did you leave because of me?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: No, it was longer serving.
Speaker 7: Lauren and and myself were the only I think in.
Speaker 3: The clips that record, not obviously, but yeah, you'll be Yeah.
Speaker 3: Can I beat that be that comfortably to I bet
Speaker 3: that with Mars clothes they did?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, what I was going to say.
Speaker 2: I think in our new catch up, the team we
Speaker 2: are looking at will be around for a long time.
Speaker 9: Yes, I'm here, but we're not looking at you.
Speaker 2: These team is going to be very settled and calm
Speaker 2: and and.
Speaker 4: The way that this place is operated like a machine.
Speaker 3: We've also discussed going fishing already.
Speaker 4: That won't happen, will Yeah, I'm sure you do, but
Speaker 4: it won't.
Speaker 1: Happening a fishing next week? Are you're away?
Speaker 4: I'm a fishing the weekend you're away.
Speaker 1: This is character Food Poison podcast is a time start again.
Speaker 7: We're going to call this podcast times.
Speaker 6: There actually something I want to flag for the podcast. Okay, John,
Speaker 6: who we.
Speaker 1: Know and love, who.
Speaker 4: Him yesterday? I hate his car park situation, but he's
Speaker 4: a great thing.
Speaker 1: He's a great car park. Next.
Speaker 4: We tried to forcibly hug him yesterday. Wasn't comfortable.
Speaker 1: I think he keep down.
Speaker 2: He didn't because he listens to the podcast yesterday and
Speaker 2: confirmed that he did not, in fact enjoy the hug.
Speaker 1: So John listens to the podcast.
Speaker 5: Can we get John in here?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, I don't think he's the kind of guy that
Speaker 2: wants to play along with you.
Speaker 4: No, don't take it bless Mike. Don't put him on.
Speaker 5: The spot just to say you never get in front
Speaker 5: of him.
Speaker 1: No way, you don't think so.
Speaker 4: No, John's coming in.
Speaker 7: I recommend he needs to tell him we need to
Speaker 7: have a meeting about the car park in here.
Speaker 4: Because and then my character said he was a cycle.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you guys said he was a cyclist. He is
Speaker 6: not a cyclist. He's he is a runner. He is
Speaker 6: a runner. That was I said, cyclist.
Speaker 4: Sorry, he said he writes.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I thought he you never get him in here, he
Speaker 5: will never he's been here the longest out of it?
Speaker 1: Interested? Was it like a like a nice note.
Speaker 3: Or a very nice he said, I'm more behind the scenes.
Speaker 1: Okay, good time.
Speaker 5: What years since started in Melbourne's getting the studio?
Speaker 4: Everyone's talking over the top?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I love it.
Speaker 4: What did you say, Jane? You said something interesting?
Speaker 5: So she's not allowed to talk?
Speaker 6: No, no, no.
Speaker 9: I just wanted to know if John has actually been
Speaker 9: here for twenty years, because that's kinde impressive.
Speaker 4: We get even a plark will.
Speaker 3: Not want to go and find out he's been here
Speaker 3: for exactly.
Speaker 4: I think he was here.
Speaker 5: I think he was here when we launched over one
Speaker 5: hundred two thousand and one. Really twenty three years ago.
Speaker 5: Now find out I could be completely right. I didn't
Speaker 5: say it was What was wrong about that?
Speaker 9: Was that twenty two years ago?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Why did you say when we launched over one hundred?
Speaker 4: Like were you born?
Speaker 3: Were you here?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 5: Do we not work at over one hundred?
Speaker 1: He really drunk the cooler.
Speaker 9: I've drunk the kool aid. You're all like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 9: we don't need bins, Like every time I say I'm hungry,
Speaker 9: we've got president.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got an issue with this choice issue.
Speaker 5: I've got an issue with the bins. I've got an
Speaker 5: issue with the bin.
Speaker 4: Do you wear over hoodies on the weekend?
Speaker 5: Actually I don't actually have any merrich we'll get some.
Speaker 1: You know what I had done?
Speaker 5: Yestake anyone hat?
Speaker 1: It was fantastic, like a hat. I got to get
Speaker 1: three hats, got my bins cleaned?
Speaker 5: How did they do that?
Speaker 1: So they bring around a little truck.
Speaker 5: Hang on, hang on, we've got an update.
Speaker 3: He's been with over Australia since two thousand and one,
Speaker 3: but a company back in England even before.
Speaker 5: The capital DMG, DMG. Wow, that's what he used.
Speaker 4: To be is a man who knows what he wants.
Speaker 4: He knows his place.
Speaker 1: I like John Solar character.
Speaker 3: He knows the period.
Speaker 1: I'll call it now, will be cuddling by Christmas.
Speaker 4: You won't. I guarantee you won't.
Speaker 6: Okay, Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane, shut up, Jane, don't be,
Speaker 6: don't says, don't be?
Speaker 1: Can we finish the bingch at first?
Speaker 4: You want to hear talk about where you've got your
Speaker 4: bins cleaned.
Speaker 6: They bring a little truck ground and they clip your
Speaker 6: WHEELI bins on and then they tilt the bins up
Speaker 6: and spray them out.
Speaker 9: And see all the stuff that came out of me.
Speaker 1: No, you don't see it.
Speaker 6: The bins are just returned on your footpath, fully disinfected, cleaned.
Speaker 1: SANATORI much does that set you back?
Speaker 9: Because I'm interested.
Speaker 1: Fifty dollars for all your bins or sixty sixty for
Speaker 1: all your beans. But my bins were.
Speaker 9: Filthy, filthy because we live in a rental and people
Speaker 9: treat their rental bins like amusement parks, right, whatever that means,
Speaker 9: and they're just feral, and I want them cleaned.
Speaker 6: Do you reckon?
Speaker 9: I can put an invoice into the real estate agent.
Speaker 6: Possibly but it's about here's the catch. You need to
Speaker 6: get them the day after bin collection because of it today,
Speaker 6: because they obviously won't do.
Speaker 7: Bin someone we're talking on the show during the week
Speaker 7: about people who put dog poo bags in bins.
Speaker 4: Yes, if they're on the street, it's fair game.
Speaker 7: Well here's the thing I left because in Richmond, we've
Speaker 7: got the bin and then we've got the glass and
Speaker 7: the recycling. So got glass every second week and the
Speaker 7: recycling every second.
Speaker 4: Week, right, soins every week.
Speaker 7: Bins every week I brought. I brought the bin in
Speaker 7: because it had been collected, but the glass had been
Speaker 7: collected anyway. By the time it had got collected. I
Speaker 7: looked in and people put their ship bags in the
Speaker 7: glass bin, so I had to go and retrieve them
Speaker 7: out of the.
Speaker 4: Don't they do that at the recycling plant.
Speaker 1: No, you can't mix that with the glass.
Speaker 5: I'm fine with it.
Speaker 3: That's a leave job. There's taking those reaching in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, put yourself with the glass.
Speaker 4: But we should be mindful of for using other people's bins.
Speaker 6: Just at least sort that, you know how, you know
Speaker 6: how we were cracking it the other week about the
Speaker 6: amount of bins should have hurt the bin cleaning guy on.
Speaker 1: The phone in the suburb the bloody lids are brown
Speaker 1: this suburb of Burgundy.
Speaker 4: But don't you just put some like morning Fresh and
Speaker 4: get the hose in it.
Speaker 1: Normally, which is what I normally do.
Speaker 6: Like, I know it sounds like a lazy treat, but
Speaker 6: our bins were reeking, like how much sixty bucks?
Speaker 1: All your bins.
Speaker 5: Old?
Speaker 4: If you don't have a gurny, I really want one.
Speaker 1: Though, Listen, I've got a gurny. If you're going to
Speaker 1: get a.
Speaker 7: Gurny on any pressure pressure washing, but listen, just called
Speaker 7: a high pressure.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, If you're going to get a gurny, don't
Speaker 6: muck around getting the piss wee one hundred and fifty dollars? Yeah,
Speaker 6: what's most of the spit water? Yourself a thumb over
Speaker 6: the now you need to go absolute hardcore.
Speaker 3: Do you know that my brother in law and my
Speaker 3: sister they own a concreting company, a petrol one. They
Speaker 3: have a commercial that thing would.
Speaker 5: Strip skin off a body, and more than that, you
Speaker 5: cut your arm off with you.
Speaker 8: It was and you should see this sounds like a test.
Speaker 8: You should see the thing go. It is you actually
Speaker 8: have to physically stand back because if it hits you,
Speaker 8: it is gonna Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, take your muscle. But my old boss had a
Speaker 5: picture one and he washed my car with it and
Speaker 5: the car was a bit old. Know. Before I wasn't radio.
Speaker 5: This is when I was making websites. Sorry, yeah, made
Speaker 5: what kind of websites? All sorts of websites?
Speaker 3: I thought you fixed that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, same same company fixed in the Air Force and
Speaker 5: then I was.
Speaker 3: In so that was Yeah, this seems like a lot
Speaker 3: of jobs.
Speaker 5: The Air Force again, O D exposive ordinance disposal just
Speaker 5: blue ship up? What it was so much?
Speaker 9: Were you like Tom Cruise?
Speaker 1: Sorry no, hang on, Maverick. How long were in the
Speaker 1: Air Force?
Speaker 5: All?
Speaker 1: It was just a gap year.
Speaker 5: To pass the fitness I passed the fitness.
Speaker 1: Question question did you have to shave your hair?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What does that look like?
Speaker 5: I had like a number four all over the crazy
Speaker 5: the Air Force. Now it was every year it was
Speaker 5: the gap year, and then they were supposed to all
Speaker 5: offer us jobs after so we were all trained up,
Speaker 5: ready to go, and then budget cuts off with through
Speaker 5: the year like offer us jobs, so we all had
Speaker 5: to come out and apply again through recruiting. And I
Speaker 5: just never got back in. So yeah, really my life
Speaker 5: could have been quite different.
Speaker 1: So what's like, what are you qualified to do? Set
Speaker 1: off bombs?
Speaker 5: I'm not qualified for anything, but I've done all the training,
Speaker 5: so I could like walk into an EOD tech job.
Speaker 9: No, wonder, you're cool under pressure EOD?
Speaker 1: What again?
Speaker 5: Explosive ordinance disposal?
Speaker 8: So say, hypothetically by bringing an explosive device into the.
Speaker 1: Studio on your backpack?
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you able to diffuse that?
Speaker 5: Probably not anymore. It was like fourteen years ago, Red
Speaker 5: I forgot yeah or.
Speaker 1: Green white, close and pick h it's what I reckon?
Speaker 1: They do it.
Speaker 5: It's fifty to fifty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he would have pressed the butt.
Speaker 5: No, so he washed my car with the petrol pressure
Speaker 5: washer and it stripped the paint off the side because
Speaker 5: it was so hard.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, all the.
Speaker 5: Paints flaked off. I was like bare metal.
Speaker 7: Fifty thousand dollars. The other via pick the.
Speaker 1: Wine that's go big or blow up? That's good. No,
Speaker 1: we can't be. That's up there with kiss the Carntye
Speaker 1: for Gwen, how did.
Speaker 6: Yeah, people would bring their parents in. They would pash
Speaker 6: on with a right operator from the echo and if
Speaker 6: they did that, then they won tickets to Gwen's farm.
Speaker 7: That's good, clean, fun, wholesome things up there.
Speaker 1: With the wheel of botox we used to do to
Speaker 1: talk to me about that.
Speaker 6: It'd be a wheel with all different body parts and
Speaker 6: you were allowed two spins so you might get left
Speaker 6: eyebrow and right.
Speaker 1: Arm picker.
Speaker 5: Strong. Remember we did shearing for shearing.
Speaker 1: That's right, we had shearing tickets with.
Speaker 5: This hairy guy come in. We had like back sack
Speaker 5: chest and you had to shave shave him like a
Speaker 5: what'd you shave? Did you shave his back?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I think we manted him like a sheep. Yeah, the
Speaker 6: good old as all right?
Speaker 1: Should we get out of here? Yeah?
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 6: I have a great weekend everybody. I remember the time stamps,
Speaker 6: now I've got them all awesome.
Speaker 4: Got this podcast go about three minutes five weekend