Speaker 1: This is a special Origin podcast ma V Mate State v.
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Speaker 1: Related Incident because it's a solid NRL theme.
Speaker 2: Just kidding.
Speaker 1: It's all above board. Oh, totally, always has been, always
Speaker 1: will be.
Speaker 3: Stand by on a Wednesday night though, when the players
Speaker 3: finish the game and hit the town.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, he South Wales boys in particular, because
Speaker 1: they're going to win and all of a sudden, I'm
Speaker 1: saying that sugar is not open anymore. Yeah, so what
Speaker 1: sort of mischief can they get up to?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well, Heinley Street's always a hot bit of mischief, isn't it.
Speaker 6: Oh, I'll find somewhere, don't you worry about that.
Speaker 7: We did a little thing called what the Fork.
Speaker 5: That's where we talk about everyday stuff that you just go, oh.
Speaker 7: What the Fork's that about?
Speaker 6: The toilet Edition?
Speaker 7: The workplace toilet Edition?
Speaker 1: Yeah, etiquette in particular, because some people, particularly males and
Speaker 1: places I work, like to just leave droplets of urine
Speaker 1: on the seat and once you go in there that
Speaker 1: it's on you. You're the next owner. That's how it works.
Speaker 1: You can't say no, it's a person before me.
Speaker 6: Son. Almost you've got to clean up yourself tool paper.
Speaker 6: You clean it up with your hands.
Speaker 7: Cheez.
Speaker 1: I think it's all over your clothes and everything, and
Speaker 1: then it gets on your face. None of that's ever happened,
Speaker 1: but you can imagine how angry I would be.
Speaker 7: For the Oh my god, it's so triggered.
Speaker 3: We also spoke about the fact that companies are doing
Speaker 3: very well. Employees, however, are not getting the pay rises
Speaker 3: they deserve, so they're helping themselves.
Speaker 6: Enjoy the podcast. Friends, bless you.
Speaker 8: What the fork.
Speaker 6: It's back.
Speaker 3: So we couldn't stop with the fact that this segment
Speaker 3: was born out of, you know, people just stealing forks
Speaker 3: from the cutlery draw in every single workplace ever in
Speaker 3: South Australia.
Speaker 5: For our workplace, it's Abby in the newsroom.
Speaker 3: In fact, she's got a collection of three on her
Speaker 3: desk this morning, which is disgusting.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, it's four.
Speaker 1: You should see her house too. It's like this absolute
Speaker 1: jungle of fork. You turn up and it's like, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, I'm just trying to get through all the fork.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, Abby, where's the toilet. I need to get
Speaker 3: the toilet. Well, you just need to go through that
Speaker 3: set of forks and then that second set and then
Speaker 3: turn right.
Speaker 1: I don't open that doordo because a big giant hope
Speaker 1: of forks will come out wrong with me.
Speaker 8: I think I actually need help.
Speaker 7: Oh you think?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, when you've got a foalk psychiatrist, Yeah.
Speaker 8: Falk psychiatrist. Can you get in touch plays I need
Speaker 8: you any who.
Speaker 7: We didn't want to stop at that every day problem.
Speaker 3: We thought, let's open this up to problems university universally
Speaker 3: that you encounter every single day.
Speaker 6: To what though it seems to be pretty heavily in workplaces, it.
Speaker 3: Does, It does, and you're actually very triggered by one
Speaker 3: this morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah on the couple, get involved this morning. Workplace toilet etiquette.
Speaker 1: That's what we're talking about thirteen and twenty four to ten.
Speaker 1: If you do get it now as well, of course
Speaker 1: you get a litt one hundred dollars voucher thanks to
Speaker 1: mcafe my other workplace. Quick little example. Okay, there's two
Speaker 1: things for us males, and you won't maybe you won't
Speaker 1: be able to connect with this. So when you go
Speaker 1: into a cubicle a tour, first of all, and you're
Speaker 1: not using urinal what's going on?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 6: So shy, Why can't you use a urinal to hide?
Speaker 6: And secondly lift up the seat for goodness sake.
Speaker 3: Oh and if you do lift up the seat, feel
Speaker 3: free to put it down when us women walk in there.
Speaker 3: We can have something to sit on that's good, not
Speaker 3: just a toilet rim that'd be great.
Speaker 5: And I don't have to touch the seat where you've weed.
Speaker 6: I don't know why the girls are using the boys
Speaker 6: toys with that anyway, that's all.
Speaker 7: We've got a unisex on it.
Speaker 6: Of course, budget cuts, but you got the long drop
Speaker 6: as well. Good stuff, guys.
Speaker 1: So if you walk into in a men's establishment, if
Speaker 1: you walk in and there's droplets of urine on the seat,
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden that's on you. Only ships
Speaker 1: on you because as soon as you go in there,
Speaker 1: you're the next person. So if you leave, you can't
Speaker 1: be like, oh, I watch, you have to tour and
Speaker 1: there the person before me did that. Yeah, so you
Speaker 1: have to clean it up.
Speaker 9: I know.
Speaker 3: And if you think that's just a male only problem,
Speaker 3: you are sadly mistaken.
Speaker 7: My friends, surely not women.
Speaker 3: We on the toilet seat all the time, droplets of
Speaker 3: we and then I go, oh, okay, I'll clean that
Speaker 3: up for you and then have to sit on that
Speaker 3: seat that.
Speaker 7: You've dropletted on, you've dropleted on.
Speaker 2: Do you know?
Speaker 3: The other thing is too is when you're not doing
Speaker 3: a wing, you're doing the other thing. I will always
Speaker 3: wait until the person. If someone comes in before that's happened,
Speaker 3: I'll wait until they leave.
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 7: I get that, I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm exactly the same really, So if someone comes in,
Speaker 1: you don't want them to hear what you're doing, especially
Speaker 1: if you think you might be doing something somewhat aggressive
Speaker 1: if you can know what I mean, But just the
Speaker 1: noises in general they come with it. That's private. That's
Speaker 1: really private.
Speaker 7: It certainly is. I'm just to peel back the curtain
Speaker 7: here for one moment.
Speaker 3: We have the Brisbane Breakfast Show broadcasting out of Adelaide
Speaker 3: because of the origin the Munch of Angels, that a
Speaker 3: bunch of angels, and one of those angels is Olympic
Speaker 3: swimming legends.
Speaker 5: Susie O'Neil just.
Speaker 6: An absolute garling of Australia.
Speaker 3: And so I've lived in fear the last couple of mornings.
Speaker 3: When I've gone to do my business in the toilet,
Speaker 3: I've just been like this in my head. Please don't
Speaker 3: let Susi your walk I know, please don't let Susie
Speaker 3: walk in.
Speaker 1: Actually we're so shocked as well that because you like
Speaker 1: to do you number two is with the door open,
Speaker 1: so we're like, don't let Susie O'Neil see this.
Speaker 3: Next minute, Susie walks in and I haven't met a properly,
Speaker 3: and I put my hand.
Speaker 8: Out, going, Hi, Susie.
Speaker 7: I've really admired your career.
Speaker 6: Susie was so good to meet you. Can I touch
Speaker 6: one of your gold medals? She's like, I'm good.
Speaker 7: I don't touch me or my medals, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Third twenty four to ten. What the fork? Let's do workplace.
Speaker 1: Let's not do that, Let's do workplace toilet edkar, Yes,
Speaker 1: let's do that. Let's speak to Kate in Glen Park.
Speaker 1: Good morning to you, Kate.
Speaker 7: Good morning Kate.
Speaker 3: What's your readyquitt in the workplace when it comes to
Speaker 3: doing your business?
Speaker 9: Well, there's a toilet.
Speaker 10: Let's get stuck on red when no one's in there
Speaker 10: and you can't get in there, so we use a
Speaker 10: fork on the outside. Openly.
Speaker 9: Let happy little fork. That's to the toilet fork.
Speaker 6: It's all connected. It's acting.
Speaker 1: There's a fork shortage, there's workplace toilet etiquette issues. The
Speaker 1: forks are used for the toilet etiquette.
Speaker 6: Oh it all dies.
Speaker 3: Okate for combining our two themes this morning, you get
Speaker 3: a one hundred dollars a cafe voucher.
Speaker 7: Well done, thank.
Speaker 6: You, thank you.
Speaker 3: I just love I just love the call going out
Speaker 3: like around her office.
Speaker 7: Has anyone got the toilet seen it?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Ab you from the newsroom stolen it. Let's talk
Speaker 6: workplace toilet.
Speaker 3: Angela from Andrew's Farm, tell us about your workplace toilet etiquette.
Speaker 5: Please.
Speaker 10: I have people that leave two squares of toilet paper
Speaker 10: on the toilet roll and then don't change it.
Speaker 3: Two things, there is a special place in hell for
Speaker 3: those people. And also, what do you think I'm going
Speaker 3: to do for the for the last two squares?
Speaker 7: That isn't achieving anything? Is it? That cannot get the
Speaker 7: job done?
Speaker 3: Can it?
Speaker 7: Angela?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 10: And then you go into all the other cair becaus
Speaker 10: and they're the same, like everyone's kind of avoided them
Speaker 10: and tried.
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh my god, grow up. It's twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Three two squares. What do you think you're gonna do
Speaker 1: with two scares. You just you're what you gonna do.
Speaker 1: You're flirting with the situation. You're absolutely flirting with what's
Speaker 1: going on down there, because then what down there, if
Speaker 1: it could.
Speaker 6: Talk, would be, oh go on, could go? I can't.
Speaker 6: I'm given everything I can give.
Speaker 5: I love that you're having chats with everything, like all things, what's.
Speaker 7: Going on down there.
Speaker 1: People often say that I talk out my ass.
Speaker 5: Julia from Campbelltown, what's going on in your queue?
Speaker 7: Because it works, they're due.
Speaker 10: Well, I add that I think we've got two seats
Speaker 10: on a bench, and for some reason, there's always water
Speaker 10: swimming all over the bench. So when you lean look
Speaker 10: at the mirror, you get a sturdy cinimeter of wet
Speaker 10: patch across your art area. If you bore the water
Speaker 10: off the we've even had done, say please your water
Speaker 10: get so much water on the bench.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The other thing that happens to Julia sometimes like because
Speaker 3: you can't take your phone into the cubicle unless you're
Speaker 3: an absolute animal like Andrew Hayes. So you've got to
Speaker 3: put either your phone or your keys or whatever on
Speaker 3: the bench, and then it gets all wet on the
Speaker 3: back of it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, and that's like, what sort of water
Speaker 6: is this? What's in there?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then if it is wet in that particular area
Speaker 1: and the thing where you've got the dryer and you're
Speaker 1: trying to dry.
Speaker 6: It, it's really weird. It's a visual thing. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And you're that guy that's straddling the dyson, you know
Speaker 3: those ones that have just got the hole in the middle,
Speaker 3: You're like.
Speaker 6: What do you do it with the mate? Jeez? Hope
Speaker 6: the Dyson doesn't take it hr for.
Speaker 7: That, Andrew, We've got a bit of h We've just
Speaker 7: got a bit of a formal complex, is it they?
Speaker 6: I knew it. I knew the d on.
Speaker 7: We've got time for one more.
Speaker 5: Okay, let's go to Donna from morphitt Vale.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Donner.
Speaker 10: Hi here you're going good.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, You've got one hundred dollars a cafe voucher. And
Speaker 3: what's going on in the toilets?
Speaker 10: Oh lo, we have We've got four or five notes
Speaker 10: up that stays please do not spot on the toilet.
Speaker 10: We've got a cheer notes and.
Speaker 6: It continues to happen.
Speaker 10: Let's just say other nationality issues out toilet because it's
Speaker 10: a shared complex, right, and you can go in there
Speaker 10: at any time given time and see art set.
Speaker 7: I've always been sort of curious about that.
Speaker 3: When you got airports and there's like a no squatting
Speaker 3: sign on the toilet.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I like when you.
Speaker 1: I like when you go to airports and you see
Speaker 1: the picture of the guys and it says don't do this,
Speaker 1: and it's a guy standing on the toilet using it
Speaker 1: as a long drop.
Speaker 7: No tell you that.
Speaker 6: Now, what am I going to do? Thanks so much?
Speaker 1: Everyone, I've go involved this small There's a lot of
Speaker 1: disgruntled employees out.
Speaker 3: There, isn't there No, why don't you take this opportunity
Speaker 3: to officially apologize to that diycon No, I'll.
Speaker 1: Never this is an ongoing dude, Hey, Joe's coming up.
Speaker 1: I'll give you a bit of a clue. We've got
Speaker 1: a big announcement, a nice little giveaway. Yeah, that's all
Speaker 1: I'm going to do. Okay, clue, big clue for something
Speaker 1: that we're going to announce and giveaway coming up next.
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Speaker 1: This floated across my desk and you're an employee, So
Speaker 1: am I a workplace compensation thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 6: Get involved, because here's the deal.
Speaker 1: Young ossies are doing sneaky things to get the most
Speaker 1: out of their mediocre wages during the cost of living crisis?
Speaker 7: Right, what sort of sneaky things?
Speaker 1: All sorts of stuff. So this is via a financial advisor.
Speaker 1: They said, if you're not getting a seven percent pay
Speaker 1: rise this year, you're actually financially going backwards. New research
Speaker 1: from recruiter Robert Harf has found that fifty eight percent
Speaker 1: of Australian employers are solely basing remuneration decisions in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty three.
Speaker 7: It's some big wod it wasn't it?
Speaker 6: Did I nail it?
Speaker 7: Do you want me to clap it out? Renumeration? But
Speaker 7: I know that remuneration.
Speaker 6: Well that's out spelled remuneration.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think that's it.
Speaker 6: Jake's on you, okay, yeah, I'll take an apology a
Speaker 6: little bit later on.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much individual and company performances instead as
Speaker 1: a form of pretent. So basically, business is going okay
Speaker 1: for these big companies yep, but they're not giving the
Speaker 1: type of money that they should be for their employees.
Speaker 3: In a nutshell, businesses are thriving, employees are going backwards.
Speaker 5: Yes, So they've taken matters into their own hands.
Speaker 1: The worker bees are doing what we can to make
Speaker 1: sure that we're fully compensated.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 1: So in short, I mean, what sort of good cool
Speaker 1: stuff are you're stealing from work thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 1: Some examples already come in by this article. So Amy
Speaker 1: she started a little so hustle. She said, I make
Speaker 1: art for my side hustle on company time, and take
Speaker 1: full advantage of flexible hours working on this side hustle
Speaker 1: while you're at.
Speaker 6: Your prime job.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's good stuff. I like this from Joan
Speaker 1: as well. She said, I don't contribute to Farewell's baby showers,
Speaker 1: welcome back lunches, any of that, but I'll turn up
Speaker 1: and always eat the food, even if I don't put
Speaker 1: in for it.
Speaker 6: It's good to make you the most of it.
Speaker 3: We had this discussion this morning because Tommy ran our
Speaker 3: good friend of the show.
Speaker 7: Is turning forty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we've been asked to well chip into his present,
Speaker 3: and I've given it a bit of how.
Speaker 7: Much you put in?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we always say the number. But you said
Speaker 1: to me how much you put in? I said, well,
Speaker 1: this amount, and you said, well, I was planning on
Speaker 1: putting in half that.
Speaker 7: But we did.
Speaker 3: We did note the fact that there are people that
Speaker 3: have probably chipped in five dollars fifty to Rennie's present, right,
Speaker 3: and they get the same kudos on the card exactly
Speaker 3: as you who's chipped in at least three times that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, all right. Do you at Prime Hard real Estate? Yeah?
Speaker 6: So my former employer, I've mentioned this before.
Speaker 1: Look, I wasn't exactly on a wage that would get
Speaker 1: me a seat with the Roys on succession. So I
Speaker 1: used to take a little six pack every Friday from
Speaker 1: the fridge, just put in the backpack.
Speaker 3: It's at least you could do, given the fact they
Speaker 3: didn't give you any holidays either.
Speaker 6: I didn't have any on radio holidays.
Speaker 7: What are you doing just at work?
Speaker 6: It's going to work? Like what it's Christmas? Man? What
Speaker 6: are you doing? Well, there's an NBA game on. I
Speaker 6: think we're going to cover it.
Speaker 1: I do remember as well working at the Greenwood Hotel,
Speaker 1: my first job, Greenwood Hotel in North Sydney, and every
Speaker 1: single shift I would steal one glass from out the
Speaker 1: back and they had this collection of unbelievable glasses. So
Speaker 1: by the end of the year, or by the end
Speaker 1: of my employment before they eventually sacked me, I had
Speaker 1: the most magnificent set of cocktail glasses, everything you could imagine,
Speaker 1: shot glasses, all these different type of tumblers. It was
Speaker 1: really really cool. So me my housemates lived in this
Speaker 1: absolute piece of trash of a unit yep, with the
Speaker 1: most exquisite glass bed you've ever seen.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'd love that for you, despite the fact that hundreds,
Speaker 3: if not thousands of people had drunk out of those glasses.
Speaker 9: Yuck.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's none of these were you.
Speaker 1: Oh, all these new glasses out the back and I'd
Speaker 1: take it back back in where you'd get the ice
Speaker 1: to take it to the front, and I'd throw a
Speaker 1: little glass in there every single time.
Speaker 3: Well we yeah, you little glass fever for me. So
Speaker 3: I used to do my first job on the Gold Coast.
Speaker 3: Was it Rabina Bakery, of course, it was so I'd
Speaker 3: have to rock up six or nine every Saturday morning
Speaker 3: for my three hour shift and get paid I think
Speaker 3: sixty dollars twenty bucks an hour.
Speaker 6: It's not bad, is it?
Speaker 7: So it's not bad.
Speaker 6: It's good starter.
Speaker 7: But at the end of the shift, do you reckon?
Speaker 3: I took a beasting home, one of those custard beastings
Speaker 3: for the family.
Speaker 6: Tell you what. That's what they called your beasting.
Speaker 1: Addie accidentally, genuinely accidentally just took it down to the
Speaker 1: battle thirteen and twenty fourteen workplace compensation.
Speaker 6: What have you stolen?
Speaker 1: Used to make sure that you feel like you are
Speaker 1: getting the absolute value that you're worth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because some of us aren't getting remunerated or remunerate remuneration.
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, that we deserve.
Speaker 1: We're not getting the remuneration fees that we feel we deserve.
Speaker 1: For example, I'll tell you what that casanova fridge taking
Speaker 1: a pillaging.
Speaker 7: Listen, you're still working, mate.
Speaker 1: Take girls next thirteen to twenty four ten. So we're
Speaker 1: talking on thirteen twenty four ten workplace compensation. Because the
Speaker 1: stats are in, the figures are in, and there is
Speaker 1: a cost of living crisis. But basically the companies are
Speaker 1: doing okay, but you're not playing their employees the way
Speaker 1: that they should.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so basically employees are going, well i'll show you then.
Speaker 1: Yes, And we thought, you know, let's go straight to
Speaker 1: the top from someone who really really and when you
Speaker 1: say resting bitch face, yeah, this is a lady who
Speaker 1: absolutely put it on the map and would have no problem.
Speaker 3: I mean we already know she helps herself to forks
Speaker 3: remunerating herself.
Speaker 5: Yeah, how are you remunerating yourself?
Speaker 2: Okay, I do have a confession to make the other day,
Speaker 2: So you know the little we have these little key.
Speaker 8: Rings, these little Nova Boy key rings.
Speaker 2: Yes, and unfortunately, because they're a bit flimsy, the legs
Speaker 2: fall off really easily.
Speaker 6: So you stole a TV.
Speaker 8: So I my legs are falling off. My novera key ring.
Speaker 2: And I saw one in a drawer of somebody who
Speaker 2: no longer works here, and I thought, you know what,
Speaker 2: I need a new one, So I took it.
Speaker 7: And I think we all know who that is.
Speaker 1: It's effectively stealing, like that's that's a form of stealing
Speaker 1: from the dead.
Speaker 2: Sorry sorry Jords anyway, but yeah, heaps of stuff I
Speaker 2: used to work in hospitality as well, and we used
Speaker 2: to not incriminate myself, but get up to some dodgy
Speaker 2: things we shouldn't have.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, Aby was telling me off here a lot
Speaker 1: of money laundering.
Speaker 2: That was yeah, I mean that was third on the list.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, used to get up to a few
Speaker 2: things that we shouldn't have.
Speaker 1: I think everyone's done it. Yeah, I think so done
Speaker 1: it at least once. Just taken something. And you know what,
Speaker 1: I deserve this?
Speaker 7: Yeah, and you do, I've earned this.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Absolutely, let's go to stiff get I staff. Good morning.
Speaker 6: Oh hi guys, what have you start from work?
Speaker 9: I've stolen money?
Speaker 7: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yes, we've got straight to the top. And how much
Speaker 1: money you take us through the situation?
Speaker 9: It was only twenty dollars, so it's not that bad.
Speaker 9: And it's the only time I've done it. But I
Speaker 9: was out working car park on a forty degree day
Speaker 9: through twelve hours, standing in the sun, and they were
Speaker 9: just like collecting cash from people as they exit as
Speaker 9: the car park. Yes, there's like no transactions, and I
Speaker 9: was like, yeah, this one's mind.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's good. Oh, you know what do you deserve it?
Speaker 1: Especially in a forty year day absolutely, it's so horrible.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think we can join savery. But you know
Speaker 7: that's good.
Speaker 6: Let's get Amelia in more sikes. Amelia, what have you
Speaker 6: stand from work?
Speaker 4: Well, I'll deliver done used to work sites and such,
Speaker 4: and we've got to always stuck up with toilet paper
Speaker 4: to drop them off. So then I take a few
Speaker 4: toilet pape rolls for myself and keep them stopped up
Speaker 4: in case another pandemic. Maybe I could start a side hustle,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, and that's important as well, the side hustle
Speaker 1: and that ridiculous time. Can you remember where we ran
Speaker 1: out of toilet paper in the supermarkets?
Speaker 6: Oh oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: Wasn't that just a real insight into human behavior?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh why are you stealing toilet paper? I don't know
Speaker 3: everyone else is doing it?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 1: Good though, because Amelia was at home just making a
Speaker 1: toilet paper Angel at home? Where's from our Sullivan beach?
Speaker 1: Wrap this up for us? What have you start from work?
Speaker 1: Just to make sure that you are absolutely paid your worth.
Speaker 12: Morning guys.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 12: I used to work for a company in New Zealand
Speaker 12: and I used to repeat cordless phones when they came
Speaker 12: in under warranteer and because the customer got one under
Speaker 12: warranty back. I used to fix them up and trade
Speaker 12: them for chocolate with one of the whole other customers.
Speaker 11: Chocolates.
Speaker 12: I used to boxes of them because I gave them.
Speaker 12: I gave them the phones, and we had a bartering system.
Speaker 3: Yes, so for.
Speaker 12: Every phone, for every phone I gave them, I got
Speaker 12: two or three boxes of chocolates in return.
Speaker 6: Yeah. See that's good. That works, that's perfect. And I
Speaker 6: don't think did you get I mean, you're not going
Speaker 6: to jail for that day.
Speaker 1: I don't think you've been getting fIF of that because
Speaker 1: you're like, well, I'm just trading some old merchandise for
Speaker 1: some chocolate.
Speaker 6: Exactly right, little du well good.
Speaker 4: You tell me you've got a time machine on this day, Wednesday.
Speaker 1: You know that means we are the Blues, the greatest
Speaker 1: team of We are the Blues. We'll beat the Morons?
Speaker 6: Is nice? Okay?
Speaker 9: Wrong?
Speaker 7: Co that's okay, that's okay.
Speaker 1: The second trip down memory lane for some other significant
Speaker 1: milestones on this particular day, thirty first of May two
Speaker 1: thousand and four, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban,
Speaker 1: the third film based on the books by JK.
Speaker 6: Rowling, is released in UK cinemas Rowling or Rolling? That
Speaker 6: was the absolute giveaway that I'm not a Harry Pop person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and also it flashed across your face because you
Speaker 3: can't hide emotions on your head.
Speaker 7: You're like, Oh, I'm not sure? Is it rolling or rowling?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: Harry wizards that's all. That's my impression of Harry Potter's
Speaker 6: all you've got. Oh, zap, is that work for it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: It's fine.
Speaker 1: Two thousand and seven, Rihanna releases her breakthrough album Good
Speaker 1: Girl Gone Bad Oooh yeah, some bangers in there nowhere
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 3: That's when she sang about S and M. That was
Speaker 3: when things really started to viewer off. Yeah, do a
Speaker 3: different path for Rihanna?
Speaker 6: What are you thinking about? More for it? Go Rihanna? Yeah,
Speaker 6: go off, young queen?
Speaker 7: Why not if that's your thing.
Speaker 6: I just wonder where Rihanna could draw the line.
Speaker 1: What could she do that the conventional person would find
Speaker 1: absolutely horrible?
Speaker 6: Yet Rihanna could do it make it cool?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I mean how far could you push it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: There's nothing she could do wrong that woman.
Speaker 1: No, Like, all of a sudden, she's wearing sneams, proper
Speaker 1: jeans and like genuine dad new balance shoes, and you're
Speaker 1: like Rihanna's doing it all.
Speaker 6: Right, then maybe it is cool.
Speaker 7: After sports power we go, then.
Speaker 6: Yes, because Rere's doing it.
Speaker 1: Two thousand and eight, you saying Bolt breaks the world
Speaker 1: record one hundred meter sprint with a wind at legal
Speaker 1: one point seven meters plus per second.
Speaker 6: He recorded nine point seven two. Could you were runt
Speaker 6: had you not eased up over the last twenty meter.
Speaker 6: I'm not even worried about that. I'm just happy other
Speaker 6: one that's moving.
Speaker 7: H it's quick.
Speaker 1: That is moving very very quickly. That's almost as quick
Speaker 1: as you move. And I get a full plate of
Speaker 1: food and you just cruise over at nine point seven
Speaker 1: to two per one hundred meters type pace.
Speaker 6: I want to have a quick nimble of that was that.
Speaker 3: Let me just have a little I just want a
Speaker 3: little bit of eggs in a little bit of bu
Speaker 3: It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: If we put someone else's plate of food at the
Speaker 1: end of the one hundred meter track at the Olympics.
Speaker 7: Oh mate, I'd run for a strike.
Speaker 6: You'd beat you say, Bolt. Have we thought of it
Speaker 6: like that? It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: I haven't holy story I put you on now she's
Speaker 1: just having a little nibble of that.
Speaker 7: And then they.
Speaker 3: Interviewed me afterwards and they're like, what's your secret?
Speaker 7: Why are you so quick? I'm like, I'm just angry.
Speaker 6: Man's angry every time.
Speaker 1: Twenty fourteen, Size at Gangam Star becomes the first video
Speaker 1: to reach two billion views on YouTube. And can I
Speaker 1: just say this? And I feel like I represent most
Speaker 1: of mankind. If you filmed yourself doing the dance and
Speaker 1: put it on social media, never getet in contact with us, please,
Speaker 1: just kidding you can. We'll put you through the producers.
Speaker 1: Are we kicking? Avera chat with you and numb. One
Speaker 1: song on May thirty first, twenty eighteen was One Kiss
Speaker 1: by Jua Lipa and Calvin Harris. And back then we're
Speaker 1: like Jule Lipa, Okay, she's got potential.
Speaker 6: You'll see what.
Speaker 7: Happens, see what let's see where this is going?
Speaker 8: Really here at Adelaide, it's nover ninety one nine. We've
Speaker 8: given away everything cash.
Speaker 7: Malcolme from melth Barker. You've won ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, you're hidding.
Speaker 5: Tickets starting to see Harry stars in concert.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing Nover's Handball Blitz. We do some really
Speaker 1: really good things across the network and this is really
Speaker 1: one of them. So what we've done is we've launched
Speaker 1: a little thing where we cruise around schools in South Australia.
Speaker 1: We have some fun and we get the people to
Speaker 1: jump on board and overplayer and just register to become
Speaker 1: a next handball champion.
Speaker 7: It's that easy.
Speaker 3: What we need to do is find the best junior
Speaker 3: handball player in this state that's South Australia's ever seen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then who knows what's next after that? So
Speaker 1: can you just imagine yourself you're that sort of champion
Speaker 1: or where do you go to from there? Ah, I'm
Speaker 1: not sure. I'm thinking Ronaldo Lebron, James Leo, Messiky's the
Speaker 1: Limit Connors No.
Speaker 6: That sort of stuff. So yesday we had our first
Speaker 6: school visit, yes because it was fun.
Speaker 1: We went to Athleston Primary School because Kai was a
Speaker 1: first player to officially register via the overplayer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good on you, Kai, And we went out there
Speaker 3: to Ethelston and what a gorgeous school it is and
Speaker 3: we witnessed something very special out there yesterday it was
Speaker 3: a little kid, so okay. So basically what happened is
Speaker 3: we threw it heap of handballs into the crowd, hazy,
Speaker 3: and because there weren't enough handballs per capita, there are
Speaker 3: a couple of kids that missed out. So at the end,
Speaker 3: a little girl called Poppy came up and she just
Speaker 3: had a little, single, little tear down her face because
Speaker 3: she was handballless. And so I'm standing there and I
Speaker 3: gave a little hug and I was consoling her, and
Speaker 3: we didn't have any over handballs left. I was like, Eh,
Speaker 3: what do I do here? This little kid called Aaron
Speaker 3: comes up and he goes, she can have mine.
Speaker 7: Oh my god. It was one of the sweetest things
Speaker 7: I've ever seen.
Speaker 6: So Aaron, if you're listening, young man.
Speaker 7: Yeah, full credit to you, Aaron.
Speaker 1: That it's really really nice because we did make the
Speaker 1: joke that some of these little blokes were so generous
Speaker 1: and making sure that everyone was happy.
Speaker 6: And I was wondering what my daughter would do in
Speaker 6: that situation.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you said that. You explain what Lotti would have
Speaker 7: done in that.
Speaker 1: Scenario featuring Lotti cruising around with a ball in each pocket. Yep,
Speaker 1: maybe a ball in each chick like a chipmunk and
Speaker 1: asking for another one.
Speaker 3: Can little Johnny over there have one of your handballs.
Speaker 3: I don't have any.
Speaker 1: Hey, please get involved with this handball Blitz competition. If
Speaker 1: you want to jump on board, do that via the
Speaker 1: Nova player. Yesterday we're at Athlestone. Let's recap. It was
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. So we're at Athelston Primary School
Speaker 1: to try and find our next handball Bitz champion.
Speaker 3: Well, guys, thank you so much for having us here.
Speaker 7: Today. We are here for our handball Blitz and guess
Speaker 7: who got us here?
Speaker 6: Yes, it's Kai.
Speaker 1: He was the first person out of everyone in South
Speaker 1: Australia to register and become our first participant for our
Speaker 1: handball Blitz. We're doing this massive competition and Kai is
Speaker 1: an official player and he's the first one, So big
Speaker 1: round applause again.
Speaker 6: Good stuff.
Speaker 3: Guy who put show of hands, who likes to play
Speaker 3: handball at recess and lunchtime.
Speaker 7: A lot of handle players.
Speaker 6: Here, Hazy, A lot of potential champions.
Speaker 3: Who likes that song that goes and it's really bad
Speaker 3: grammar so it makes me really upset, but it goes.
Speaker 7: Girls is players too. It's a good one is it?
Speaker 6: Yeah, who loves Coler.
Speaker 3: What we're going to do now is have a little
Speaker 3: demonstration with Kai. Who's going to You're going to team
Speaker 3: up with me, Hazey or the principal.
Speaker 7: I mean, it's just a bit of life advice.
Speaker 3: Don't turn you back on the principle ever, not today,
Speaker 3: not ever a preference.
Speaker 6: Okay, well that's your minute. Guys going to represent the students.
Speaker 3: Yes, ready, let's let's do what I know.
Speaker 6: So this is the moment.
Speaker 1: I mean, Kay just took it out in front of
Speaker 1: three hundred and seventy seven kids and the street credit
Speaker 1: was just through the roof.
Speaker 3: You took the opportunity to pick Kai up and hoist
Speaker 3: him over your shoulders.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I really got carried away in the moment.
Speaker 1: There was a moment where I was picking him up
Speaker 1: and I was like, wow, Kyle's quite heavy because what
Speaker 1: we did identify at least.
Speaker 6: There he's thirty five, he's thirty seven or aut ten stone. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I reckon. The heaviest thing about him was his beard.
Speaker 3: Yes. The other thing that happened that was pretty funny
Speaker 3: is when the big Nova nine one nine chat was
Speaker 3: going up and everyone's going no, no, There's always one kid,
Speaker 3: isn't there There's always one kid that yells out.
Speaker 7: Triple lamp.
Speaker 3: And the teacher, Oh my god, the glare like shut up.
Speaker 6: That's very very good stuff.
Speaker 1: If you want to be a part of our handborg
Speaker 1: Blitz competition, please red right now by the overplayer.
Speaker 6: Guess freaking story.
Speaker 11: This town hall summer scene is just huge.
Speaker 3: Seventy All the talk has been about Koshi leaving this week,
Speaker 3: leaving Sunrise, his last show will be next Friday, and
Speaker 3: who will replace him, et cetera, et cetera. He had
Speaker 3: a conversation with co host Nat Barr where he said,
Speaker 3: Daily Mail's got this story about my hot sun being
Speaker 3: hidden away in the family business. So apparently everyone was
Speaker 3: carrying on about how hot Koshi's son is.
Speaker 6: Yeah, right, I've seen photos of him. He's pretty handsome.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he said. His sisters have gone to town on him.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you, saying receding hairline and all that
Speaker 3: sort of stuff. AJ thirty five is a general manager
Speaker 3: at Pinstripe Media, a marketing agency founded by Coshee based
Speaker 3: in Sydney. Absolutely say, oh that's something to say, I
Speaker 3: have anything to say.
Speaker 8: He just looked at me.
Speaker 6: I'm just sort of doing a bit of a survey
Speaker 6: for you, if you will.
Speaker 8: I mean, yeah, he's cute.
Speaker 2: I didn't look and go, oh my goodness, wow. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but yeah he's all right. He's no Andrew Hayes, no
Speaker 2: David KSh He's definitely no David.
Speaker 7: Yes.
Speaker 8: So that is that.
Speaker 5: Let's talk about Succession star Sarah Snook.
Speaker 6: Yes shall we? Yes? We love she in the way
Speaker 6: that she goes about it. Who are you?
Speaker 3: And she's welcomed her first child with her husband, Dave Lawson.
Speaker 3: She is a South Australian actor. She went to Scotch College.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people did not know that
Speaker 1: everyone's in a Succession. I don't think everyone knew that
Speaker 1: she is a proud South Australia.
Speaker 7: I fell in.
Speaker 3: Love with her when she was on an ABC series
Speaker 3: and the name escapes me at the moment, but she
Speaker 3: was absolutely incredible. You're just sitting back going that is
Speaker 3: some hectic acting. She's very very good anyway. So she's
Speaker 3: posted on Instagram a photo of her and the baby
Speaker 3: watching the final episode of Succession, which has now been
Speaker 3: ruined for me because Andrew Hayes told me about a
Speaker 3: major storyline that I won't repeat, and.
Speaker 7: Don't you repeat it again. It's a spoiler a lot.
Speaker 6: I was just so sad when it happened.
Speaker 3: Anyway, she said, it's hard to express what this show
Speaker 3: has meant to me. I just watched the final episode
Speaker 3: of the final season of something that has changed my life,
Speaker 3: and now my life has changed again.
Speaker 5: Thank you for all the love and support.
Speaker 3: The weird thing is she was pregnant while filming I
Speaker 3: reckon the last one or two seasons, and so I
Speaker 3: just spent the whole time looking at her tummy and
Speaker 3: how they were trying to disguise it. She must have
Speaker 3: been so uncomfortable because some of the stuff was just
Speaker 3: still really really tight, and then towards the end of
Speaker 3: the pregnancy she had like looser pants on and that
Speaker 3: sort of stuff.
Speaker 1: So people were talking, though, weren't there as soon as
Speaker 1: that season started, people like, something's going on here?
Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely very good stuff.
Speaker 7: Juicy us.
Speaker 3: Now Nick Curios has triggered you, guys, and no one
Speaker 3: needs a triggered Nick. So he's a mad Celtics fan,
Speaker 3: and he tweeted, it's the hope that kills you. It's
Speaker 3: been fifteen years since the Celtics last championship. Boston will
Speaker 3: have to wait another season after the Heat dominated to
Speaker 3: win one hundred and three to eighty four at home,
Speaker 3: which hurts even more because the crowds like erlated to
Speaker 3: crash out of the playoffs.
Speaker 6: But here's the thing with the NBA.
Speaker 7: Right now, Oh, you've got something to say on the NBA?
Speaker 1: Have we got something to say about the Eastern Conference Finals?
Speaker 1: So went to Game seven. Who's going to get through?
Speaker 1: Is going to be the Heat or the Celtics. I'll
Speaker 1: say this right now. Whoever wins gets to go in
Speaker 1: and probably gets swept by the Nuggets and.
Speaker 7: The Pints exactly.
Speaker 6: So it's like, Okay, we lost, but I think I'd
Speaker 6: rather go home right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if I'm a Boston Celtic then get potentially swept
Speaker 1: in the finals by the Nuggets.
Speaker 3: It very much reminds me of the Wildcats before Tuesday
Speaker 3: Night sum of that bull season last year. Yeah, because
Speaker 3: we crashed out in the semis, right, but we knew
Speaker 3: that if we had gone through, we would have faced
Speaker 3: a team that would have smashed it. So I was
Speaker 3: kind of happy to bow out at that point, gracefully
Speaker 3: by a couple of goals.
Speaker 1: Galen Brown and Jason Tatum and the girls. It's such
Speaker 1: an easy comparison.
Speaker 6: Isn't it.
Speaker 7: Well, everyone's doing it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 7: Juice, you're the only one that's not.
Speaker 8: Grow up.
Speaker 1: That was 's Jews. Do you know I got a
Speaker 1: little bit distracted. JT's in my mind. Yeah, he always is.
Speaker 6: And we had the.
Speaker 1: Absolute pleasure earlier this week from having a chat with
Speaker 1: a great man. Yes, we had a joke off and
Speaker 1: then we straightened up and we spoke all things NRL,
Speaker 1: the great Jonathan Thurston, absolute NRL legend.
Speaker 6: Should we speak to him?
Speaker 7: I think so?
Speaker 1: Okayojto, We're good, We're good.
Speaker 7: You're pumped.
Speaker 6: Yeah, very excited.
Speaker 11: It's a great time of the year when Origin rolls around,
Speaker 11: especially for the Eastern States. That a mad Rugby League fans.
Speaker 11: So yeah, first games at Adelaide Oval, so we're very excited.
Speaker 11: We get there Monday and Wednesday. She's on, so hopefully
Speaker 11: there's a lot of morone in the crowd. I think
Speaker 11: just about the rest of the country don't like your
Speaker 11: South Wales. I like us, so I'm sure there will be.
Speaker 6: I feel like we're a little bit we're kind of sheltered.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people, the sports fans, obviously
Speaker 1: it's all afl down here. You don't get much of
Speaker 1: a grasp on just how big State of Origin isn't
Speaker 1: how important it is for you who's just won so
Speaker 1: many series. You were the absolute catalyst for that unbelievable
Speaker 1: run to win a State of Origin series.
Speaker 6: What's it like for a play Oh, it's huge.
Speaker 11: We grow up I want to play for the Queensland
Speaker 11: Maroons or you know, south of the Borderland want to
Speaker 11: play for the Blues. So you know, we've got a
Speaker 11: deep understanding of how the history of origin started. So
Speaker 11: before nineteen eighty, all our players were down in New
Speaker 11: South Wales, so the Queensland players would play for New
Speaker 11: South Wales and when they play the Interstate series, all
Speaker 11: our players would be smashing up the Queenslanders, even though
Speaker 11: that they were Queenslanders. So I think our last interstate
Speaker 11: series that they'd won before nineteen eighty was like in
Speaker 11: nineteen fifty eight or something. So that's how it all
Speaker 11: came about nineteen eighty and since then, you know, the
Speaker 11: Queenslanders that grew up here and played here, they understand
Speaker 11: what it takes to win an origin series. But more importantly,
Speaker 11: they understand who they're playing for, and that's the people
Speaker 11: of Queensland.
Speaker 6: And yeah, we know the impact.
Speaker 11: This team has on the state and we know that
Speaker 11: there will be a lot of happy kids out there
Speaker 11: when we win the game, or they'll be certainly very
Speaker 11: sad when they wake up the next morning.
Speaker 6: If we've lost.
Speaker 11: So yeah, it's a huge contest and rugby league players
Speaker 11: grow up to where the Maroon jersey.
Speaker 1: So this is what interests me as well. I think
Speaker 1: this is what the AFL crowd can't get that hair around.
Speaker 1: Compare just how important it is to winning a premiership,
Speaker 1: which you did with the Cowboys.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you win a premiership. They're the boys that you
Speaker 11: play with each and every day. You know you're representing
Speaker 11: your state and you know it's more than just a
Speaker 11: game when you're playing state of origin. Like I said, Queenslanders,
Speaker 11: they're resilient people. They get battered by you know, natural disasters, bushfires,
Speaker 11: you know, cyclones, droughts. So that eighty minutes that the
Speaker 11: queens and Maroons are playing, you know, no matter what
Speaker 11: people are going through in their lives, it's like they
Speaker 11: can just be free and be proud of their team.
Speaker 11: So yeah, we certainly have an understanding of what it
Speaker 11: means to the people of Queensland.
Speaker 3: You sort of over the years have equated State of
Speaker 3: Origin with a bit of beef.
Speaker 7: What's the go now?
Speaker 3: Is it just sort of frowned upon dig And how
Speaker 3: much do you get fined if you start punching.
Speaker 11: On Yeah, so those days are gone pretty much. So
Speaker 11: if there are punches thrown, you get sent to the
Speaker 11: sinbin for ten minutes and you've got to play with
Speaker 11: twelve men. When you play with twelve men in State
Speaker 11: of Origin, your backside is hanging out because of the
Speaker 11: amount of work you have to do with one less player,
Speaker 11: so you don't want to player in the bin.
Speaker 7: Maybe we should have this system in here.
Speaker 8: Oh JT.
Speaker 7: It's always a pleasure.
Speaker 3: You're one of the nicest guys I've ever interviewed, So,
Speaker 3: you know, thank you so much for your time this morning.
Speaker 6: No, thanks for having me and go to Maroons. Thanks mate, good.
Speaker 12: Totally.
Speaker 7: It's