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Speaker 1: Apoge Production.

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Speaker 2: On this episode of We Will Always.

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Speaker 1: Have and a lovely little love affair with an Englishman.

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Speaker 1: Let's just say that I got on the bus.

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Speaker 2: At sorry you say something else, got.

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Speaker 1: On the bus at wein Need with madress inside out,

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Speaker 1: and traveled home at one in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the We Will Always Have podcasts with Me

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Speaker 2: Christian Hull and Chrissy Hearn and over the next few episodes,

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Speaker 2: we've left Sydney behind and it's time for us to

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Speaker 2: explore my hometown of Brisbane. Chrissy's phone up to stay

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Speaker 2: with me for a couple of nights, God help me,

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Speaker 2: and we're going to do a bunch of stuff and

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Speaker 2: get ourselves into a whole heap of chaos.

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Speaker 1: I want to be a little bit controversial here and

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Speaker 1: talk about and i'd like your feedback input in and

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Speaker 1: around this topic that Maxi bonds the ice cream, the

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Speaker 1: one with the biscuit on the end, in.

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Speaker 2: The blue packet, half biscuit, and then it's got like

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Speaker 2: the dipped in chocolatey bit.

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Speaker 1: Correct an ice cream sandwich, that's right, it's like an

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Speaker 1: ice cream sandwich. Yes, But now they've got like new

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Speaker 1: branding coming in, do they yes, they've got a vanilla custard.

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Speaker 2: Vanilla was the original, the.

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Speaker 1: Vanilla was and then they've expanded on that. So now

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Speaker 1: they've got the vanilla custard and a hedgehog one right

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Speaker 1: with the biscuit on it. Oh so you say that,

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Speaker 1: you say, oh, that sounds nice. So in your mind,

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Speaker 1: what are you picturing? Are you picturing that used to.

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Speaker 2: Get them when I was younger and I felt like

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Speaker 2: they were huge, and I had one, I want to say,

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Speaker 2: maybe about a year ago, and I was like it

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Speaker 2: was tiny, and I'm like, I know I've grown, but

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Speaker 1: I still loved it.

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Speaker 2: It was like a soft biscuit. And then, oh I

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Speaker 2: loved it.

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Speaker 1: You got a thing about soft biscuit, don't you. I

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Speaker 1: mean you were like that with Brookie yesterday with the cookie.

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Speaker 1: It was quite soft.

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Speaker 2: We went got some cookies from famous Brookie bake House

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Speaker 2: and I discovered Christine likes a crunch. She doesn't like

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Speaker 2: a smash. I love soft doughy, break apart delicious.

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Speaker 1: Right, So this new MAXI born, the vanilla custard and

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Speaker 1: the hedgehog are going to be right up your alley.

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Speaker 1: I was so disappointed. I thought I was going to

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Speaker 1: have a biscuit sensation. I thought in my mind that

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Speaker 1: I was going to bite into the ice cream, followed

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Speaker 1: with a little bit of a crunch from the biscuit.

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Speaker 1: It was soggy, of course it was.

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Speaker 2: It's sitting ice cream.

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Speaker 1: But then why call it a biscuit? That to me

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Speaker 1: is just smush?

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Speaker 2: Do you mean it's called a crumble cookie and a

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Speaker 2: Brookie cookie? They're both cookies. One. How does a rock

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Speaker 2: disgusting you cough when you breathe it in because it's

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Speaker 2: just dust? The other delicious, lights, fluffy, yummy goodness.

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Speaker 1: No, I was so disappointed. Really a box of these?

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Speaker 1: I think there was four in a box.

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Speaker 2: I really want to pop next door the Wallies and

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Speaker 2: see if they've got them.

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Speaker 1: Let's go.

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Speaker 2: Well, if we're going to go over to Wallies, you

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Speaker 2: did have another topic that I had written down, something

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Speaker 2: about superior chip flavors.

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Speaker 1: Correct, not only superior chip flavors, but chip itself, the chip.

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Speaker 1: Oh are you a sick chip kind of person? Or

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Speaker 1: are you all this is tough? I mean it's first

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Speaker 1: world problems. But do you think can I give you

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Speaker 1: a fact?

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Speaker 2: Why is it crinkle cut?

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Speaker 1: I have no idea.

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Speaker 2: Why does a thin chip, what is a normal chip

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Speaker 2: and a crinkle cut chip? Why does the crinkle one

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Speaker 2: have more flavor?

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Speaker 1: Well, because the flavors actually lodge within the crinkle.

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Speaker 2: Not technically right, So if you were to if that.

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Speaker 1: Chip, my mouth is watering right now.

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Speaker 2: So Chris has been here a couple of nights. She

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Speaker 2: got some diyes. Look, I do the same thing, big

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Speaker 2: old bag of salt vinegar chips as your little traits.

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Speaker 2: And then I saw you do it, and I was

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Speaker 2: like fuck, So I now had to do it because

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Speaker 2: I love a salty treat. But the quinkle cut, imagine

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Speaker 2: they were a wet piece of paper, so you can't

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Speaker 2: stretch the thin one. You can stretch out like an accordion,

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Speaker 2: the crinkle one, right, Thus it has more surface area,

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Speaker 2: so it's got more surface area for flavor, so it

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Speaker 1: There you go.

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Speaker 2: And now to me, though, the perfect chip has been

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Speaker 2: designed by Kettle. All those Kettle chips, they're not thin,

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Speaker 2: not thick. And I'm not a fan of the crinkle.

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Speaker 1: Not a fan of the crinkle. No. Look, I would

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Speaker 1: really like to put this to the test. I think

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Speaker 1: we should stop this ride here, go and get your MAXI.

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Speaker 2: Bonds yep and shit, but what if you have a

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Speaker 2: superior flavor and cut.

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Speaker 1: I'm Smith's gild throw and through.

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Speaker 2: Let's be real here, I'm going to have to foot

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Speaker 2: the bill and chips and not shape. So what if

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Speaker 2: we eat Christine?

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Speaker 1: However, you did.

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Speaker 2: Take me to a shop, and I did spend a

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Speaker 2: lot of money on yourself.

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Speaker 1: Let's just remind him, very funny, No, you probably wouldn't have.

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Speaker 2: Let's go across Tubalworth's. Let's not talk to each other.

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Speaker 2: I want you to get your favorite flavor and cut

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Speaker 2: of chip, and I will do the same. And then

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Speaker 2: we're going to have to convince each other and do

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Speaker 2: like a television home shopping network on the chip.

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Speaker 1: Perfect and we could do a TikTok shop on the

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Speaker 1: ice cream.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I do live across from all these metros, so

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Speaker 2: I don't know if they're going to have the Mexic bonds.

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Speaker 2: But we'll go and see. Okay, we're back. I already know. Well,

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Speaker 2: I mean I can assume you've bought.

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Speaker 1: Just your something really good chips stable yeah.

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Speaker 2: Smith, Yeah, so reveal out of your arms. Yeah, see

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Speaker 2: classic Smith Sulton Vinegar I mean that is a good choice.

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Speaker 2: Why is that your superior chip?

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Speaker 1: It's consistently good every and each time.

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Speaker 2: Okay, flavor. Do you find your mouth burns?

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Speaker 1: My mouth is now ordering.

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Speaker 2: Really, but do you find it burns when you eat

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Speaker 2: too many?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: I find that the skin of my inner of my

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Speaker 1: gum pills away.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because I haven't had so many of the

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Speaker 2: so long, and I had some last night. Out of

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Speaker 2: your bag and my mouth just like the roof of

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Speaker 2: my mouth, agony.

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Speaker 1: That's the price you pay for a good chip. Okay,

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Speaker 1: salt and vinegar? Yep, what have you got in your bag?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, this is going to be controversial right here.

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Speaker 2: They didn't have my actual favorite, which is tomato. Oh

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Speaker 2: atomic tomato is so delicious, but no one loves it.

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Speaker 2: And tasty tubes is also wasn't there? And I love

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Speaker 2: a tasty chip, but this is also equally one of

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Speaker 2: my favorites.

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Speaker 1: Oh here we go, Oh there you go.

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Speaker 2: Oh put you to sleep. Cheese and onion smith's.

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Speaker 1: Ah, love it, love the fact that they're Smiths.

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Speaker 2: I did criticize a quinkle cut, but no one else

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Speaker 2: does cheese an onion?

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Speaker 1: Well would they? It's not very nice.

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Speaker 2: So really you're not a fan of that? Oh okay.

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Speaker 2: I did also buy something that I have been equally

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Speaker 1: Is the popcorn popcorn the big you know.

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Speaker 2: The big You know how they do like lighten, salty

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Speaker 2: or salty and sweet. Yeah, that's nice. But the cheddar flavor,

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Speaker 2: cheese flavor. There is a downside to this one.

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Speaker 1: Right, that would be the smell.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to open it.

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Speaker 1: I can smell it already. See fun fact I had

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Speaker 1: a popcorn addiction. I would just eat popcorn. That would

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. For breakfast, you would.

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Speaker 1: Have microwave popcorn and lunch. Microwave popcorn and dinner, and

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Speaker 1: then if you wanted a snack, microwave your show out

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Speaker 1: of the packet. But just like kernels with the packet. No, no,

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Speaker 1: so I would do like the corn kernels, not microwave popcorn.

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Speaker 1: It would be done in a silly kit. What you

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Speaker 1: would buy cornah, not real corn? Like then?

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Speaker 2: Oh a bag? You buy just a bag of solid

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Speaker 2: corn and pour it in a pan and make your own.

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Speaker 1: I found a shop that sold two kgs of corn kernels.

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Speaker 2: Is that because your addiction was costing your fortune that

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Speaker 2: you had to pop your own.

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Speaker 1: No, it was because I was really in and I

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Speaker 1: googled popcorn addiction and they reckon coming off it is

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Speaker 1: worse than Heroin coming.

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Speaker 2: Off corn that has been popped. Yeah, really, how did

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Speaker 2: you find coming off popcorn?

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Speaker 1: Oh? It was awful. I was terrible.

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Speaker 2: So it's like me holding this bag of popcorn, like

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Speaker 2: me going delicious Heroin?

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Speaker 1: Is that pretty much? So now I just have to

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Speaker 1: my head go so sorry, I can't touch it. Let

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Speaker 1: me put it away because I can actually feel the

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Speaker 1: sensation in my head and a mamou. I was only

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Speaker 1: eating popcorn?

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Speaker 2: But how long did that last?

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Speaker 1: For a couple of years?

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Speaker 2: How did you not get sick and die?

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Speaker 1: Well, obviously not.

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Speaker 2: But was your sodium levels just insane?

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Speaker 1: Don't know? Well I didn't add salt to it. It

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Speaker 1: was just the corn and a little bit of olive oil.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. No flavor nothing you had? Did you let

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Speaker 2: a lot of weight?

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Speaker 1: No? Because it was full of carbs?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, corn? What a bizarre.

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Speaker 1: When oh, a couple of years ago? Now, okay, but

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Speaker 1: you asked those the old ogs, the old flockers, Oh

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Speaker 1: big time?

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Speaker 2: What did you think?

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Speaker 1: Well? I wouldn't know.

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Speaker 2: Do you hide it from them?

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Speaker 1: Of course?

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Speaker 2: How do you hide? Sitting down for a steak dinner,

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Speaker 2: mum's got a bowl of popcorn?

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Speaker 1: I would eat normal food.

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Speaker 2: Oh you weren't. You weren't just solely eating popcorn. There

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Speaker 2: was a ham and cheese sandwich in there. At some point.

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Speaker 1: I would very minimal eat regular food because I was

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Speaker 1: so full from the hcorn that I couldn't fit much

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Speaker 1: more in, so I would only have very minimal. That's crazy, great, Gray, Well,

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Speaker 1: so I it's got food fictions, and popcorn was one

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Speaker 1: of them. So I'll look forward to you.

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Speaker 2: Do you avoid popcorn?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't because I know that if I I have,

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Speaker 1: you'll fall off the wagon. Oh no, one, but it's

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Speaker 1: okay because that doesn't interest me.

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Speaker 2: It's so disgusting. Yeah, I bought it as a flavor

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Speaker 2: of like, ooh, that's so gross. For those listening, it's

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Speaker 2: the most delicious thing I've ever eaten. And I don't

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Speaker 2: think Christine has been able to experience the delicious flavors

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Speaker 2: that that company produces. Okay, what else you got?

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Speaker 2: Oh yum, I'm just gonna have some cheese and onion.

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Speaker 1: Magnificent.

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Speaker 2: They do do good crunch.

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Speaker 1: Right, I'm going to have a cheese and onion, Oh god,

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Speaker 1: something Ricardo always ses he'll have a chip O'Neil grove.

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Speaker 2: All that fresh. That's fresh. It's been sitting in a

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Speaker 2: bag for six months. Oh that's a fresh deep fried potato.

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Speaker 2: He brought two bags.

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Speaker 1: I wanted you to try this one now. Red Rocket

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Speaker 1: is rated quite high on the chip ladder.

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Speaker 2: Balsamic vinegar.

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Speaker 1: feed me one because that's you'll feel the wrinkles.

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Speaker 2: One is crinkled cut, so I'll know pretty quickly when

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Speaker 1: But I want you to rate the vinegar. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll just open.

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Speaker 2: Then close my eyes and Christine is going to put

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Speaker 2: it in my mouth. It's everything I've ever dreamed of.

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Speaker 4: Here we go.

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Speaker 1: We're going across to christ now and I'm going to

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Speaker 1: place the chip.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, there you go. That's your first one.

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Speaker 3: What you thought?

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Speaker 2: Of bad I mean, I know it's the Red Rock ones,

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Speaker 1: Not doing it for you. Right here we go, we're

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, red Rock for sure? Whin that? It's only

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Speaker 2: because there's so much potato on your Smith Your Smith

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Speaker 2: The ratio of flavoring is more flavoring on your Red.

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Speaker 1: Rock, did you think? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I absolutely think so. He close your eyes and I'll

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Speaker 1: Well, only because I don't feel like there's enough crunch there.

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Speaker 2: Really all that better?

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's much much better.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because of the potatoes thick, So you've got you

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Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: But also, they didn't have the maxibon you were after,

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Speaker 2: so I got this one. It's called Monster Cookie Flavor. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I didn't even know Maxapon had new flavors.

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Speaker 1: I do love the packaging there. I think the purple

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Speaker 1: How many do you get in a pack. Now, how

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Speaker 2: That cost you? Eleven fifty?

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Speaker 1: Right, so four for eleven dollars fifty that's so expensive.

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Speaker 1: I agree, right, frest impressions so small.

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Speaker 2: I remember this being so big.

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Speaker 1: Look how different that is at the.

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Speaker 2: So the ice cream is it's cookie ice cream. It's

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Speaker 2: gonna be so good. Okay, here we go soft. Oh,

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Speaker 2: fuck me, that is good. I love soft. And here's

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Speaker 2: the crunchy bit.

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Speaker 1: Oh, listen to that.

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Speaker 1: That's got great crunch to The cookie.

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Speaker 2: Ice cream is so much better than that.

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Speaker 1: Come on, give me one now. Ah, have a favorite

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Speaker 4: What was your favorite.

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Speaker 2: Child a cola? The cola bottles and a pick and mix.

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Speaker 1: Oh see I loved and I'm showing my age here

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Speaker 1: the sunny Boys they were trying.

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Speaker 2: Oh yea sonny boys.

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Speaker 1: I love the sunny boy. Oh that's not bad.

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Speaker 1: That's going to be a disappointment. Oh, you're giving a sensation.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a fan.

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Speaker 2: At the other end, that funny. We like different ends. Well,

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Speaker 2: I'm starting. We can't have this for dinner. God, we're doing.

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Speaker 3: A surprise activity. Yes, we're walking back to the car now.

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Speaker 1: And I'm relieved that we're walking away from story Bridge. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we just got a coffee, beautiful coffee, by the way.

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Speaker 2: Now we're doing our first surprise activity.

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Speaker 1: What's the fucking ill? I'm so left. It's not funny

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Speaker 1: because there's a lot of Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: We're just walking along the river now, first surprise activity.

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Speaker 1: Oh here we go. Quiet drum roll?

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Speaker 4: Please?

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Speaker 1: Oh perfect? Is it high tea like? Sitting there on the.

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Speaker 3: Beautiful side.

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Speaker 1: Loud downside doesn't surprise me.

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Speaker 3: What would you say?

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Speaker 4: I'm obsessed with.

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Speaker 3: What are you laughing at?

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Speaker 4: What are you laughing at?

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Speaker 1: No? No, No, that's not fair. I'm not saying no.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say yourself, but I don't mean that

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Speaker 1: it's all for shitching giggles. I won't, but I'll probably do.

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Speaker 1: But well, I love that. Well, that's a good thing, though,

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Speaker 1: very important, very important to have self Esteeman. Okay, well, look,

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Speaker 1: are a collector. You are collecting off Okay, Oh god,

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Speaker 1: the fuck else? Jesus Chris. Hello, they don't like if

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Speaker 3: Is we're literally walking on a two lane highway road.

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Speaker 1: Just not right, But they're very fine. Look, I'm quite

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Speaker 1: I'll give you a hit, goes focus. Well, I'm wearing

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Speaker 1: my fabulous outfit from motto. Yes it's blue. I'm not

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Speaker 1: getting in water? Am I getting in water?

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Speaker 3: What color?

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 2: Blue?

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Speaker 1: And white? Blue?

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Speaker 5: Light?

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Speaker 1: Blue?

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Speaker 4: And what am I assist with?

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Speaker 1: Resin?

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Speaker 3: I hear back and you'll be like blue blue, blue

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Speaker 3: of wine.

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Speaker 2: Residy at a white to blue.

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Speaker 4: Your fucking.

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Speaker 3: We're going to Blue's house.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's so cool. Haven't Are we able to go in?

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Speaker 1: Or is it just looking?

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Speaker 4: We're going in.

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Speaker 1: So it will be all day?

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Speaker 4: Dare world?

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Speaker 1: Blue is blead downside shelter. Well, I'm quite good with children.

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Speaker 4: Children.

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Speaker 1: I don't mind children. I love me. They flock to me, children.

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Speaker 4: Yours Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 2: They call you every six seconds.

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Speaker 1: They love their mummy called before.

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Speaker 2: Mummy, I've had an emerriage and say I just needed

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Speaker 2: to talk to.

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Speaker 1: You, baby girl.

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Speaker 3: Three. The was the rope.

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Speaker 1: No, it's called an umbilical card. It's called an umbilical cord.

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Speaker 3: The other two I once off.

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Speaker 1: Well he's working. He's working still, face times me every day,

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Speaker 1: mister facetimester. Yes, Maxie rang me a couple of times. Yep.

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Speaker 1: I love this, yes.

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Speaker 3: About you, and I want to do this with my family.

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Speaker 3: Are you I feel like it's pressing a line.

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Speaker 1: Are you taking the piece here? No? No, you mean

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Speaker 1: this Life three sixty? Oh? We love it.

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Speaker 2: You have to have it.

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Speaker 3: It feels a bit storkery, but I love it. I've got

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Speaker 3: it with a friend of mine because she's so fucking us.

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Speaker 3: I'm on my way and I go on Life through sixty.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, where are you?

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Speaker 1: You still around for an hour? Yeah? And it's great

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Speaker 1: because Maxie, God love him, he's the eldest one, useless.

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Speaker 1: He'll say I'm on the way about ten minutes away,

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Speaker 1: and then you go on the thing and he's fucking

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Speaker 1: not even left home in Melbourne. He's not even left home.

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Speaker 1: So it's good because then I can say, okay, well

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Speaker 1: we'll see you in an hour then, So why would

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Speaker 3: Though?

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Speaker 4: Mom and dad but tell you where they are and

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Speaker 1: Sails, living their best lives.

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Speaker 2: No, I just noticed that your relationship with your sons

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Speaker 4: About the fact that I talked to my mother once

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Speaker 1: Oh really, And do you have to ring her or

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Speaker 1: does she ring you? To touch base fifty fifty? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so once a fortnight you will ring her and on

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Speaker 1: the other alternate week she'll ring.

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Speaker 4: Here versus you guinea four calls a day.

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Speaker 1: But these things to talk about, We've got things to discuss.

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Speaker 2: World.

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Speaker 1: Ka wait, you're going to look forward to this.

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Speaker 4: That's how we got there.

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Speaker 2: We're going to see lots of kids, and your kids

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Speaker 2: gravitate to you. You kids will gravitate to you. They'll

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Speaker 2: run away from that.

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Speaker 1: Frightened, Be frightened, be very very frightened.

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Speaker 2: It's Christian in the editing suite, just listening back to

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Speaker 2: fucking terrible. You can barely hear me. Christine's got beautiful

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Speaker 2: pick up much. So I'm just gonna edit mostly Chrissy

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Speaker 2: to set the scene a little bit. We arrive at

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Speaker 2: If you're familiar with Brisbane, and you're putting this holding bay,

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Speaker 2: which is just in Bluey's front yard. It's this huge

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Speaker 2: like it's a big warehouse that's converted into all these

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Speaker 2: it's Bluey's house and it's like life size and it's

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Speaker 2: huge and real and it's a story. So there's like

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Speaker 2: an immersive story for the kids. You go into each room,

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Speaker 2: you're sort of locked in, and someone a character in

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Speaker 2: Bluey is your tour guide for that particular room or section.

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Speaker 2: So the audio is going to pick up when we've

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Speaker 2: met ou to a guide and we're being ushered into

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Speaker 3: So the fairy is taking the little ones around.

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Speaker 2: We're inside the TV run Where is living room? This

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Speaker 2: is if you've got to send friend issues and loud

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Speaker 2: noise problems.

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Speaker 4: This is maybe not.

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Speaker 1: It's very overwhelming for the little ones. They're so excited,

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Speaker 1: very interactive. I thought it was just like a walk through.

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Speaker 1: You go. We knew out the back door within twenty minutes.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to get some phos and move shit.

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Speaker 1: Is it like Ikea and they can show the arrow

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Speaker 1: on the floor and we can keep moving.

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Speaker 2: I think it's a little bit like Ikea, but they

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Speaker 2: lock you in certain rooms. Yeah, see more time.

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Speaker 1: Now the lights are changing. Well it's got me intrigued

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Speaker 1: because the children, well, of course, but see their little

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Speaker 1: thousands to bring them through. But look at the little details.

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Speaker 1: They're on the floor. On the other side of the

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Speaker 1: Let's have a look at the frame. Yeah, that's not

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Speaker 1: going anywhere. So it's look at the pop plant, pot plant.

447
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:45,201
Speaker 1: I think actually there are more adults in this room

448
00:22:45,201 --> 00:22:49,761
Speaker 1: than there are children. Yes, the ratio is quite heavy

449
00:22:49,921 --> 00:22:52,521
Speaker 1: one way, which is the adult. Look at this child

450
00:22:52,521 --> 00:22:54,481
Speaker 1: on the couch as this name is about to sit down,

451
00:22:54,561 --> 00:22:56,521
Speaker 1: he's going to lose it. In a minute, he's going

452
00:22:56,561 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 1: to lose his It's a Santa moment about to happen.

453
00:23:00,961 --> 00:23:03,721
Speaker 1: You know where they wit Santa. Oh God, God love him.

454
00:23:03,961 --> 00:23:07,761
Speaker 1: Oh good boy, good boy, be brave, be brave, very brave.

455
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:13,201
Speaker 1: Oh it's all right, matey, he's gone. It's gone. Oh

456
00:23:16,521 --> 00:23:17,041
Speaker 1: look it in.

457
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,440
Speaker 2: So we go from room to room and we have

458
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 2: a fine experience. I mean, Blue's World is designed for

459
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,920
Speaker 2: those five and under, and it was great and it

460
00:23:29,001 --> 00:23:30,761
Speaker 2: was really fun and it was really lovely, and we

461
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:34,561
Speaker 2: get to this particular section it's the backyard and it's

462
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,521
Speaker 2: the night sky. So we walk out into this big

463
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,801
Speaker 2: dome and it's simulating that in the backyard at nighttime.

464
00:23:41,481 --> 00:23:43,920
Speaker 2: And at this moment, it's pretty abundantly clear to me

465
00:23:44,001 --> 00:23:47,120
Speaker 2: that Chrisy has never watched Bluey, and I don't blame her.

466
00:23:47,201 --> 00:23:51,400
Speaker 2: Her children are adults, and she is identifying as forty nine.

467
00:23:51,481 --> 00:23:54,160
Speaker 2: Blue is not a show for her. We're sitting in

468
00:23:54,201 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 2: the night, We're sitting here in this gorgeous setting. The

469
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:01,321
Speaker 2: tour guide is talking to us and he starts to

470
00:24:01,321 --> 00:24:04,920
Speaker 2: interact with Chili, which is Bluey's mutt, and Chilli's up

471
00:24:04,921 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 2: with the sky, and Chrissy was seeing the show, looks

472
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 2: at me really earnestly and goes, oh, blue his mum's dead.

473
00:24:16,281 --> 00:24:21,641
Speaker 2: Ad The audio of the recording is really hard to hear,

474
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 2: but what happens is this is the moment where Christy

475
00:24:24,681 --> 00:24:30,001
Speaker 2: thought Chili was dead in the show. And preceding events

476
00:24:30,681 --> 00:24:35,441
Speaker 2: were so funny because some music played and it felt

477
00:24:35,561 --> 00:24:40,041
Speaker 2: very sentimental and it was almost like maybe Chili had died.

478
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:44,161
Speaker 2: So we started uncontrollably laughing, this is what happened?

479
00:24:52,721 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 1: Is she dead? Bluis mum, why is the name talking

480
00:24:57,001 --> 00:24:57,401
Speaker 1: to the sky?

481
00:24:59,281 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 2: Louise's dead? And you're like, oh, that's sad dead.

482
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,881
Speaker 3: Then they're going to need you here and then we're

483
00:25:08,921 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 3: going to find out.

484
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:19,161
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, hush, and so I would say it's definitely

485
00:25:19,201 --> 00:25:22,001
Speaker 5: a bit about blunt brutally.

486
00:25:22,241 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 1: Oh look, so what's the lesson here? What are we

487
00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:38,321
Speaker 1: actually learning here? What's the lesson? It always has to

488
00:25:38,321 --> 00:25:38,880
Speaker 1: be a lesson.

489
00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:47,001
Speaker 3: I definite that you thought was a boy you've never

490
00:25:47,001 --> 00:25:47,481
Speaker 3: seen an.

491
00:25:47,360 --> 00:26:21,120
Speaker 6: Episode as yourself, and he comes to beingspersonal music's.

492
00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:39,641
Speaker 1: Lost and the support numbers great. Thanks. Oh see grief cats.

493
00:26:42,721 --> 00:26:49,241
Speaker 1: Oh she's hugging the child.

494
00:26:49,281 --> 00:26:49,801
Speaker 4: We've made it.

495
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,521
Speaker 2: We've made it through Bluise blood by sitting out now

496
00:26:52,561 --> 00:26:55,880
Speaker 2: in the I'm got the shade of an umbrella. After

497
00:26:55,961 --> 00:27:00,161
Speaker 2: spending an exorbitant amount of money on the food here.

498
00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:02,160
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you put it rightly.

499
00:27:02,961 --> 00:27:06,281
Speaker 1: They must be have to be right, breaking it in.

500
00:27:06,281 --> 00:27:08,801
Speaker 3: Breaking it in. Do you want to know how much

501
00:27:08,801 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 3: the sandwich box for a sandwich and a apple?

502
00:27:11,321 --> 00:27:15,521
Speaker 1: So here's a box. You got an apple, a sandbo.

503
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:18,801
Speaker 2: And a cupcake and a cake and a water seventeen

504
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,201
Speaker 2: dollars Are you joking?

505
00:27:20,961 --> 00:27:22,481
Speaker 4: And do you know why I had to have it?

506
00:27:22,961 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 4: Because it comes with this gorgeous like happy meal style box.

507
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:27,761
Speaker 3: But it's the bluey house.

508
00:27:28,281 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 4: That's the box.

509
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 3: That's all I bought it.

510
00:27:30,001 --> 00:27:33,281
Speaker 1: Yeah, this, your obsession has no has no end, has

511
00:27:33,281 --> 00:27:33,561
Speaker 1: a I.

512
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,561
Speaker 3: Also spent one hundred and fifty dollars at the gift shop.

513
00:27:36,761 --> 00:27:38,561
Speaker 3: They fucking was that?

514
00:27:38,681 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 1: How much it was?

515
00:27:39,721 --> 00:27:39,801
Speaker 5: So?

516
00:27:39,801 --> 00:27:42,041
Speaker 1: What did you get for that? I bought this gorgeous

517
00:27:42,041 --> 00:27:46,721
Speaker 1: plushy Well, yeah, well that's kind of debatable, but anyway.

518
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,961
Speaker 3: I wish I knew the name. You'd think I was

519
00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:51,561
Speaker 3: a fan. It's the Pink Bunny. It's the little Bunny

520
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:52,761
Speaker 3: is gorgeous.

521
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:56,961
Speaker 2: I bought some things for my niece's little reader and

522
00:27:57,041 --> 00:28:00,880
Speaker 2: Janet coin purses, a Stanley cut, a poster, and some

523
00:28:00,961 --> 00:28:02,001
Speaker 2: iron on patches.

524
00:28:03,001 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 1: One hundred and fifty dollars dollars.

525
00:28:05,801 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 3: I don't want a coffee, but I had to buy

526
00:28:07,001 --> 00:28:08,401
Speaker 3: a coffee because it's.

527
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:12,241
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my obsession is ridiculous. It's just a

528
00:28:12,281 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 2: paper cup that I don't know how I'm gonna I'm

529
00:28:13,681 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 2: gonna have to wash it.

530
00:28:14,801 --> 00:28:16,441
Speaker 3: That's chili there is.

531
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:20,281
Speaker 1: It Chili or Shelley. I'm giddy gilly Chili, see he

532
00:28:20,441 --> 00:28:22,241
Speaker 1: Ji devil l I not Shelley.

533
00:28:22,481 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 2: I've even bothered to bring you. You made me my

534
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,880
Speaker 2: favorite toy of all time. It's just a crocheted bluey.

535
00:28:27,521 --> 00:28:29,360
Speaker 1: Dog, which I knew you would love.

536
00:28:29,801 --> 00:28:32,001
Speaker 3: So nice of you to be have no interest in

537
00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:32,880
Speaker 3: one of my passions.

538
00:28:32,921 --> 00:28:35,640
Speaker 2: But give me something and then for me to be

539
00:28:35,681 --> 00:28:37,681
Speaker 2: absolutely shocked on a called when you know nothing about

540
00:28:39,561 --> 00:28:42,401
Speaker 2: look at me in the eyes and go, oh, Chili

541
00:28:42,481 --> 00:28:42,841
Speaker 2: is dead.

542
00:28:45,561 --> 00:28:48,481
Speaker 4: That's gonna be the highlight of my weekend. Oh Chili's dead?

543
00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:48,801
Speaker 4: Is she?

544
00:28:49,761 --> 00:28:49,961
Speaker 3: Now?

545
00:28:50,041 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: You can tell me that when you walked into that

546
00:28:52,321 --> 00:28:54,841
Speaker 1: room and they're looking up at the stars and the

547
00:28:54,921 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 1: room is completely black, and then it was like this

548
00:28:58,641 --> 00:29:02,721
Speaker 1: Chili comes on that they weren't doing a grief section a.

549
00:29:02,361 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 3: Session Children's Playworld.

550
00:29:05,161 --> 00:29:07,121
Speaker 1: They brought up in fertility. I'm telling you that the

551
00:29:08,481 --> 00:29:10,761
Speaker 1: show they did, but they're not one to hold back

552
00:29:10,801 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 1: on topics, are they.

553
00:29:11,881 --> 00:29:12,721
Speaker 4: You're gonna love it.

554
00:29:12,761 --> 00:29:15,241
Speaker 2: You're gonna get into it because it's got adult themes

555
00:29:15,281 --> 00:29:17,481
Speaker 2: peppered in with it's being a kid's show.

556
00:29:17,761 --> 00:29:18,761
Speaker 4: Do you know this one episode?

557
00:29:18,961 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 2: Small trigger warning here becase we're going to talk about miscarrying.

558
00:29:22,601 --> 00:29:26,121
Speaker 2: There's an episode, and it's only a brief moment. We're

559
00:29:26,161 --> 00:29:29,241
Speaker 2: Blue and Bingo are putting on a play about Chili's

560
00:29:29,681 --> 00:29:30,281
Speaker 2: and Bandits.

561
00:29:30,321 --> 00:29:34,001
Speaker 1: That's their parents, Chilian band I've heard of them. I've

562
00:29:34,001 --> 00:29:34,561
Speaker 1: heard of bend.

563
00:29:34,801 --> 00:29:36,161
Speaker 4: Blue and Bingo putting on this play.

564
00:29:36,361 --> 00:29:39,641
Speaker 2: Bingo's got a balloon under her in her belly and

565
00:29:39,641 --> 00:29:44,841
Speaker 2: an accidentally pops in the thing, and the camera cuts

566
00:29:44,841 --> 00:29:49,161
Speaker 2: to Banded grabbing Chili's hand and her looking like they

567
00:29:49,201 --> 00:29:54,761
Speaker 2: both look really and you go oh oh, being.

568
00:29:54,601 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 3: Like it's this subtle moment where they hint at some

569
00:29:58,081 --> 00:30:02,761
Speaker 3: troubled times. It's an incredible show.

570
00:30:03,601 --> 00:30:05,561
Speaker 2: It's an amazing episode, whether it's a piss take on

571
00:30:05,641 --> 00:30:08,841
Speaker 2: Uber Eats, Bluis and Bingo doing a mock uber Eats.

572
00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:12,401
Speaker 3: But they're doing it for the grandfather. So the grandfather's like, oh,

573
00:30:12,441 --> 00:30:14,881
Speaker 3: I'm going to order some food Sally, you have to

574
00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 3: do it on the app, okay.

575
00:30:17,961 --> 00:30:21,161
Speaker 2: And then what's so funny is they're showing him how

576
00:30:21,161 --> 00:30:24,561
Speaker 2: they order food in the New World. And then they

577
00:30:24,601 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 2: have the scooter and they rock up on the scooter

578
00:30:26,721 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 2: and their grandfather goes, hello, how are you. No, you

579
00:30:29,241 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 2: don't talk to them. You just standing awkward silence. And

580
00:30:32,761 --> 00:30:34,681
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've ever ordered Uber Eats, that's

581
00:30:34,721 --> 00:30:37,281
Speaker 2: exactly what you do, just standing.

582
00:30:37,041 --> 00:30:38,761
Speaker 3: In award sience while they're fumbling their food.

583
00:30:39,081 --> 00:30:42,401
Speaker 2: Anyways, you look so disinterested in the con if you

584
00:30:42,481 --> 00:30:44,481
Speaker 2: look at me like can we go now?

585
00:30:44,761 --> 00:30:44,841
Speaker 7: No?

586
00:30:45,481 --> 00:30:47,961
Speaker 1: Would you come back? Do you need to do this again?

587
00:30:48,001 --> 00:30:50,161
Speaker 1: It's nothing what I thought it would be. I thought

588
00:30:50,201 --> 00:30:54,361
Speaker 1: it would be like some couple of interactions and you

589
00:30:54,401 --> 00:30:57,841
Speaker 1: move at your own pace. A very paste it.

590
00:30:57,801 --> 00:30:58,361
Speaker 4: Ticked it off.

591
00:30:58,401 --> 00:31:01,401
Speaker 2: It's a great thing, brought the merch perfect for kids

592
00:31:01,481 --> 00:31:04,561
Speaker 2: under seven, six five.

593
00:31:04,721 --> 00:31:07,561
Speaker 1: I don't seen many of those around. It's a lot

594
00:31:07,601 --> 00:31:08,801
Speaker 1: of school day one two.

595
00:31:08,601 --> 00:31:10,481
Speaker 3: And three, one.

596
00:31:10,081 --> 00:31:10,961
Speaker 4: Two and three year olds.

597
00:31:11,601 --> 00:31:14,321
Speaker 2: Well, thank you for coming along and having me drag

598
00:31:14,401 --> 00:31:15,841
Speaker 2: you here, as it seems.

599
00:31:16,961 --> 00:31:20,281
Speaker 1: To think that I was dragged. I'm just absolutely blowing

600
00:31:20,361 --> 00:31:24,881
Speaker 1: away by the money they must be breaking in here.

601
00:31:25,961 --> 00:31:28,321
Speaker 4: Created in Brisbane, set in Brisbane.

602
00:31:29,041 --> 00:31:32,281
Speaker 2: But before we go, I would like to replay what

603
00:31:32,401 --> 00:31:34,001
Speaker 2: will be the highlight.

604
00:31:35,001 --> 00:31:36,761
Speaker 4: You be here.

605
00:31:38,241 --> 00:31:42,121
Speaker 2: And then us proceeding to uncontrollably laugh while it very

606
00:31:42,201 --> 00:31:44,001
Speaker 2: much felt like we.

607
00:31:43,801 --> 00:31:45,161
Speaker 4: Were in the middle of a huneral.

608
00:31:50,761 --> 00:31:54,401
Speaker 3: Yourself and he comes as music.

609
00:32:02,361 --> 00:32:04,521
Speaker 1: So I was thinking about some things right during the week.

610
00:32:04,561 --> 00:32:06,401
Speaker 2: All that wis me greatly.

611
00:32:06,201 --> 00:32:08,841
Speaker 1: Well, I thought, you know, because sometimes people say to me,

612
00:32:08,961 --> 00:32:12,161
Speaker 1: do you remind me of Dawn French? That's me. People

613
00:32:12,241 --> 00:32:14,401
Speaker 1: think that I look like Dawn French. Do I ever

614
00:32:14,441 --> 00:32:17,201
Speaker 1: tell you the story? Look like there was a time

615
00:32:17,201 --> 00:32:19,601
Speaker 1: where I actually did, because I remember getting on a flight.

616
00:32:19,681 --> 00:32:22,841
Speaker 1: It was a domestic flight, and they said to me, oh,

617
00:32:23,201 --> 00:32:26,001
Speaker 1: this way Dawn. They thought I was doing. They did,

618
00:32:26,241 --> 00:32:28,161
Speaker 1: they did, they did, And I said.

619
00:32:27,921 --> 00:32:29,401
Speaker 2: No, no, did you have bright red hair?

620
00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:30,801
Speaker 1: No not at that stage.

621
00:32:30,961 --> 00:32:31,961
Speaker 2: You have a black bob.

622
00:32:32,161 --> 00:32:35,281
Speaker 1: Yes, black bob. And I look, I could if you squint,

623
00:32:35,401 --> 00:32:37,401
Speaker 1: you could, but you yeah.

624
00:32:37,481 --> 00:32:38,281
Speaker 2: Okay.

625
00:32:38,681 --> 00:32:40,681
Speaker 1: So that got me thinking about what could we do

626
00:32:40,761 --> 00:32:43,281
Speaker 1: for a topic? And I think I want to say

627
00:32:43,321 --> 00:32:46,241
Speaker 1: double ganger, but it's not, of course, I mean, I

628
00:32:46,721 --> 00:32:48,041
Speaker 1: will my head.

629
00:32:48,241 --> 00:32:50,041
Speaker 2: I was like Christian, wait for it. She's going to

630
00:32:50,121 --> 00:32:52,961
Speaker 2: have to try to pronounce the word doppelganger and it's

631
00:32:53,001 --> 00:32:56,681
Speaker 2: going to be amazing. Well, double ganger sounds no dead.

632
00:32:56,761 --> 00:32:57,801
Speaker 1: Ringer is what I want to get.

633
00:32:58,081 --> 00:33:00,841
Speaker 2: Ringer. Just do you know what a double ganger is?

634
00:33:01,161 --> 00:33:02,601
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a person who looks like somebody.

635
00:33:02,721 --> 00:33:04,761
Speaker 2: No, that's a doppelganger, a double ganger.

636
00:33:05,161 --> 00:33:05,321
Speaker 5: Right.

637
00:33:05,881 --> 00:33:06,881
Speaker 1: Oh it's sexual, isn't it?

638
00:33:07,081 --> 00:33:07,601
Speaker 4: Absolutely?

639
00:33:07,961 --> 00:33:09,921
Speaker 2: Absolutely?

640
00:33:11,041 --> 00:33:15,041
Speaker 1: Christ anyway, So doppelgangers, No, because I can't say that.

641
00:33:15,561 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 1: So we're going with dead Ringer, dead Ringer, dead Ringer.

642
00:33:19,601 --> 00:33:21,081
Speaker 1: I thought you the dead Ringer.

643
00:33:21,321 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 2: Oh, you've given me a I already know people tell me,

644
00:33:24,401 --> 00:33:25,441
Speaker 2: now brace yourself.

645
00:33:26,241 --> 00:33:27,721
Speaker 1: So I put it into chat GPT.

646
00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:30,401
Speaker 2: No, I want to tell you who people think, Carlia.

647
00:33:30,081 --> 00:33:30,761
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, go on.

648
00:33:32,801 --> 00:33:37,681
Speaker 2: Mark Wahlberg, who, for fuck sakes trying to give any monkey,

649
00:33:38,401 --> 00:33:41,921
Speaker 2: Marky Mark, Marky Mark, who's eaten a few too many pies.

650
00:33:43,841 --> 00:33:45,801
Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure I.

651
00:33:45,641 --> 00:33:48,081
Speaker 2: Agree with them, though I look and I go I

652
00:33:48,121 --> 00:33:51,481
Speaker 2: can see a bit of Marky Mark. Obviously the abs

653
00:33:51,481 --> 00:33:53,241
Speaker 2: are hidden under a couple of layers.

654
00:33:53,481 --> 00:33:55,801
Speaker 1: Okay, I meant to see it. Look, I'll try. I'll

655
00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:56,521
Speaker 1: bring it up and.

656
00:33:56,641 --> 00:33:59,521
Speaker 2: I I'll probably look about as much as Marky Mark

657
00:33:59,561 --> 00:34:01,281
Speaker 2: as he look like George French.

658
00:34:02,921 --> 00:34:07,481
Speaker 1: So chat GPT through. You're ready for the one for you? Oh?

659
00:34:07,521 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 2: You asked it, yeah, I asked it.

660
00:34:09,201 --> 00:34:11,121
Speaker 1: What do you think, Christian? What do you think?

661
00:34:12,481 --> 00:34:13,961
Speaker 3: Probably someone.

662
00:34:15,441 --> 00:34:16,761
Speaker 1: Hang on, I've got to think of it this moment.

663
00:34:16,801 --> 00:34:18,841
Speaker 1: Let me, you forgot, mate, No, it's there. I just

664
00:34:18,921 --> 00:34:20,281
Speaker 1: it's at the tip of my tongue, and I just

665
00:34:20,281 --> 00:34:22,001
Speaker 1: can't Jack Black.

666
00:34:22,441 --> 00:34:24,321
Speaker 2: I only see a size resemblance.

667
00:34:24,841 --> 00:34:26,201
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're funny like him.

668
00:34:26,321 --> 00:34:27,521
Speaker 2: I mean I don't think.

669
00:34:27,521 --> 00:34:29,361
Speaker 1: I don't think physical comedy.

670
00:34:29,641 --> 00:34:33,201
Speaker 2: No, no, I'm more said, Entry said, God.

671
00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:35,801
Speaker 1: You don't even take up space in a bloody who

672
00:34:35,961 --> 00:34:37,001
Speaker 1: was shopping a little?

673
00:34:37,161 --> 00:34:40,321
Speaker 2: You know, I do hate getting in people's way. Okay, Jack,

674
00:34:40,361 --> 00:34:43,801
Speaker 2: but Jack, okay, did you ask it about you?

675
00:34:43,801 --> 00:34:45,041
Speaker 1: No, of course not. Who do you reckon?

676
00:34:45,081 --> 00:34:49,641
Speaker 2: I look like you remind me of a young Iris.

677
00:34:49,201 --> 00:34:53,601
Speaker 1: White hair, yes, eccentric, excentric and Iris.

678
00:34:54,241 --> 00:35:04,041
Speaker 2: And do you just remind if she.

679
00:35:00,601 --> 00:35:03,881
Speaker 1: Ready, she would be you. I would wear that to

680
00:35:04,201 --> 00:35:05,801
Speaker 1: buoys jewelry with.

681
00:35:05,801 --> 00:35:10,681
Speaker 2: A big red fluffy jacket. You do have the personality

682
00:35:10,721 --> 00:35:11,481
Speaker 2: of Jeannie Little.

683
00:35:11,881 --> 00:35:15,161
Speaker 1: Oh thank you? Really do I love that? Yeah? I'm

684
00:35:15,201 --> 00:35:18,841
Speaker 1: just going to ring Charlie. Hey, SUI call Charlie. Just

685
00:35:18,921 --> 00:35:21,881
Speaker 1: quickly ask him a quick question because we have a

686
00:35:22,001 --> 00:35:25,481
Speaker 1: little on going joke. And let's hope he picks up, because.

687
00:35:25,241 --> 00:35:28,001
Speaker 2: He of course he will. He probably wants money. I

688
00:35:28,081 --> 00:35:29,441
Speaker 2: bet you he'll ask for money.

689
00:35:29,481 --> 00:35:33,561
Speaker 1: Darling you're on the podcast. I want to ask you

690
00:35:33,601 --> 00:35:39,401
Speaker 1: a question. Yes, what was that fabulous woman? She does

691
00:35:39,601 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: little skits on Italian TikTok, but she's like an op

692
00:35:43,601 --> 00:35:47,321
Speaker 1: shop manager or something. What's her name, Sue?

693
00:35:47,401 --> 00:35:48,161
Speaker 2: Op shop suit?

694
00:35:48,801 --> 00:35:51,801
Speaker 1: Can't the bloody reception and he's shocking. It's op Shop suit,

695
00:35:53,161 --> 00:35:57,841
Speaker 1: Charry Chariot shop suit. Yes, yes, thank you, sweetheart.

696
00:35:58,201 --> 00:35:59,321
Speaker 2: Anything else you want to ask?

697
00:35:59,401 --> 00:35:59,561
Speaker 5: Man?

698
00:36:08,281 --> 00:36:12,041
Speaker 1: Have you gone through that money I sent you yesterday?

699
00:36:12,321 --> 00:36:19,921
Speaker 1: You what, Charlie cheerio? What did he say?

700
00:36:19,961 --> 00:36:24,321
Speaker 2: I look like charity shop sou because she's chaotic. She's

701
00:36:24,361 --> 00:36:26,681
Speaker 2: so sort of demanding in this sense of she runs

702
00:36:26,681 --> 00:36:28,641
Speaker 2: around over here and now we're going to do that,

703
00:36:28,681 --> 00:36:29,321
Speaker 2: and that's you.

704
00:36:29,881 --> 00:36:33,201
Speaker 1: So I now think that I am now the spitting

705
00:36:33,281 --> 00:36:42,721
Speaker 1: image of Fanny Sketch. Great name which is Fanny Scatch? Investigates, yes,

706
00:36:42,761 --> 00:36:44,881
Speaker 1: and now who is Fanny? Well, it looks like they're

707
00:36:44,881 --> 00:36:48,521
Speaker 1: a drag queen. Yes, performs yes, and then a crime

708
00:36:48,721 --> 00:36:54,361
Speaker 1: happens while she's performing. She gets fired and then she's

709
00:36:54,441 --> 00:36:58,481
Speaker 1: like Marple. She's like looking for whoever sole the bag?

710
00:36:59,441 --> 00:37:02,761
Speaker 1: And it's a series on YouTube, unbelievable. I want you

711
00:37:02,801 --> 00:37:03,921
Speaker 1: to see it. I want to pay it.

712
00:37:04,121 --> 00:37:08,161
Speaker 2: You showed me a photo and it is this loud,

713
00:37:08,561 --> 00:37:13,161
Speaker 2: garish makeup, huge glasses and big red hair and a

714
00:37:13,561 --> 00:37:14,841
Speaker 2: spinning image of you.

715
00:37:18,081 --> 00:37:21,921
Speaker 1: Image. I'm telling you we could relate funny, and they

716
00:37:22,041 --> 00:37:25,321
Speaker 1: now follow me on TikTok. Now look at that. I'll

717
00:37:25,321 --> 00:37:26,121
Speaker 1: just show you the.

718
00:37:26,601 --> 00:37:30,761
Speaker 2: You'll have to show me your Fanny. Fanny Scout investigates

719
00:37:30,801 --> 00:37:35,441
Speaker 2: the case of the Bumbag Thief. She looks stunning. She's you.

720
00:37:36,721 --> 00:37:38,521
Speaker 2: She's you if you sat in here and make up

721
00:37:38,561 --> 00:37:39,401
Speaker 2: for a couple of hours.

722
00:37:39,441 --> 00:37:43,001
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I come out of Jonathan Hairdressing and I

723
00:37:43,081 --> 00:37:44,321
Speaker 1: tell you my hair is like that?

724
00:37:44,601 --> 00:37:44,921
Speaker 2: Really?

725
00:37:45,081 --> 00:37:48,921
Speaker 1: Yes, I say, Hi, is touching the heavenly gates is

726
00:37:48,961 --> 00:37:51,441
Speaker 1: how I want my hair when I leave there. What

727
00:37:51,521 --> 00:37:53,801
Speaker 1: it's like an hour later is a different matter.

728
00:37:54,201 --> 00:37:56,641
Speaker 2: Have you watched any of Fanny Scout Investigations?

729
00:37:56,721 --> 00:37:58,001
Speaker 1: Yes, I saw the first episode.

730
00:37:58,041 --> 00:37:58,801
Speaker 2: And what did you think?

731
00:37:59,121 --> 00:38:02,401
Speaker 1: I think it's television brilliance. Probably not for the mainstream.

732
00:38:02,441 --> 00:38:07,041
Speaker 1: I'm thinking it's why well homophobic? Oh good god?

733
00:38:07,401 --> 00:38:07,961
Speaker 2: Homophobic?

734
00:38:08,081 --> 00:38:12,081
Speaker 1: Good God? No, absolutely not. However, I think it might

735
00:38:12,121 --> 00:38:13,201
Speaker 1: be a bit confronting.

736
00:38:13,401 --> 00:38:13,921
Speaker 2: Oh is it?

737
00:38:14,161 --> 00:38:14,361
Speaker 4: Well?

738
00:38:14,401 --> 00:38:20,081
Speaker 2: Fanny scat book, Fanny is vagina Scat is pooh, so

739
00:38:20,561 --> 00:38:24,361
Speaker 2: when you go may not be for the mainstream. Yes, no, yeah,

740
00:38:24,401 --> 00:38:25,001
Speaker 2: I can see that.

741
00:38:25,121 --> 00:38:27,561
Speaker 1: As I went into YouTube, I had to have my

742
00:38:27,641 --> 00:38:32,641
Speaker 1: photo taken to show the wrinkles because I think censored

743
00:38:33,001 --> 00:38:34,841
Speaker 1: is what it is. You had to be age appropriate,

744
00:38:34,881 --> 00:38:36,401
Speaker 1: so I had to take one and then the ring

745
00:38:36,641 --> 00:38:37,881
Speaker 1: round of faces.

746
00:38:37,481 --> 00:38:45,561
Speaker 2: And then they went to welcome Christians, mother, welcome back Garry.

747
00:38:45,921 --> 00:38:49,441
Speaker 2: We're convincing everyone to go and follow on TikTok and YouTube.

748
00:38:50,041 --> 00:38:56,281
Speaker 2: Fanny Scat investigates it's Trevor Ashley as Fanny Scat. Trevor

749
00:38:56,321 --> 00:39:01,201
Speaker 2: Ashley is a very famous performer, incredible singer. Okay, so

750
00:39:01,321 --> 00:39:03,361
Speaker 2: Trevor Ashley is doing Fanny Scat.

751
00:39:04,361 --> 00:39:07,521
Speaker 1: Wow? Have you seen this person before? I've never seen.

752
00:39:07,561 --> 00:39:08,601
Speaker 3: I've heard trader.

753
00:39:08,641 --> 00:39:14,601
Speaker 2: Ashley is very well known in the Australian performing oancing. Yeah, many, many,

754
00:39:16,001 --> 00:39:26,041
Speaker 2: many many many. Oh, she poops an egg? Episode won

755
00:39:26,081 --> 00:39:29,561
Speaker 2: the bum bag Sea Holly out there? Twenty five tops?

756
00:39:29,841 --> 00:39:30,761
Speaker 4: What about bottoms?

757
00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:35,121
Speaker 1: Half of the morning Bomber, It's not gonna happen again?

758
00:39:35,161 --> 00:39:35,761
Speaker 1: What if it does?

759
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:38,721
Speaker 2: Twenty four out their tops?

760
00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:41,081
Speaker 1: What about bottoms?

761
00:39:43,201 --> 00:39:45,601
Speaker 2: I'm okay watching funny.

762
00:39:46,361 --> 00:39:49,201
Speaker 7: I never start shooting my eyes call an ambulance.

763
00:39:50,361 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm a little chick.

764
00:39:59,161 --> 00:40:02,601
Speaker 4: Pop can't get play the one day suit.

765
00:40:02,721 --> 00:40:05,961
Speaker 2: They're going to check me away before I get to

766
00:40:05,961 --> 00:40:10,161
Speaker 2: be headed. I wanna gets better before I get plugged.

767
00:40:20,241 --> 00:40:32,761
Speaker 2: My bye, I'm up here. He gets it, doesn't somebody

768
00:40:32,841 --> 00:40:42,201
Speaker 2: order his shitzel a cheer? Fired?

769
00:40:42,601 --> 00:40:43,481
Speaker 4: H you had no idea?

770
00:40:43,641 --> 00:40:44,161
Speaker 2: Was loaded?

771
00:40:44,521 --> 00:40:45,521
Speaker 4: Incredible?

772
00:40:48,961 --> 00:40:50,041
Speaker 2: Yes you're fired.

773
00:40:50,401 --> 00:40:53,121
Speaker 1: Fire last three weeks in a row. Now put that please?

774
00:40:54,041 --> 00:40:55,321
Speaker 7: This is my only gig.

775
00:40:55,481 --> 00:40:58,761
Speaker 1: I can't pay you if nobody comes. Why does this

776
00:40:58,921 --> 00:41:00,441
Speaker 1: only happen online?

777
00:41:00,521 --> 00:41:00,561
Speaker 7: Not?

778
00:41:01,081 --> 00:41:02,721
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe you broke someone's heid in the

779
00:41:02,721 --> 00:41:03,721
Speaker 1: doness to destroy you.

780
00:41:06,641 --> 00:41:09,801
Speaker 6: Well, at least let me say goodbye to my fairs.

781
00:41:10,641 --> 00:41:21,041
Speaker 7: I was hoping for an autograph.

782
00:41:21,041 --> 00:41:22,761
Speaker 2: I'm going to have to follow and subscribe.

783
00:41:22,921 --> 00:41:23,961
Speaker 1: Oh please, could you.

784
00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:28,121
Speaker 2: Give me a moment to thank my fairs?

785
00:41:32,121 --> 00:41:36,201
Speaker 1: It reminds me of those fabulous old Australian films like Muriel.

786
00:41:36,441 --> 00:41:39,921
Speaker 1: Oh it does too, not like Murial Weddings all that old,

787
00:41:40,041 --> 00:41:42,321
Speaker 1: but it's got that feel to it.

788
00:41:42,681 --> 00:41:45,961
Speaker 2: Well, you know what's really interesting. I went back and

789
00:41:46,001 --> 00:41:50,161
Speaker 2: I was watching some of like Strictly Ballroom and Muriel's

790
00:41:50,201 --> 00:41:53,881
Speaker 2: Wedding and It's like they weren't high budget Priscilla, Queen

791
00:41:53,921 --> 00:41:55,801
Speaker 2: of the Desert, like you know, it was all these

792
00:41:55,841 --> 00:41:59,921
Speaker 2: incredibly passionate people coming together to string together a film

793
00:41:59,921 --> 00:42:02,401
Speaker 2: that was just so Australian and like, you.

794
00:42:02,321 --> 00:42:06,761
Speaker 1: Don't get that any Australiana. But he gone racing the

795
00:42:06,921 --> 00:42:09,801
Speaker 1: accent and the quirks that we have. And did I

796
00:42:09,841 --> 00:42:11,321
Speaker 1: tell you about that time where I had a bit

797
00:42:11,321 --> 00:42:13,521
Speaker 1: of a love affair with an englishman? Oh, I loved

798
00:42:13,521 --> 00:42:14,241
Speaker 1: an Englishman.

799
00:42:14,801 --> 00:42:16,881
Speaker 2: I mean, keep in mind the kids and maybe Ricardo

800
00:42:16,921 --> 00:42:17,801
Speaker 2: will be listening today.

801
00:42:18,441 --> 00:42:20,641
Speaker 1: Oh geeez, I haven't even had a drink and I'm

802
00:42:20,641 --> 00:42:21,321
Speaker 1: talking like this now.

803
00:42:21,321 --> 00:42:21,761
Speaker 2: It's all right.

804
00:42:21,761 --> 00:42:23,441
Speaker 1: I won't go on, I won't devolve.

805
00:42:23,521 --> 00:42:26,641
Speaker 2: Okay, it's now time for Chrissy and friends and family

806
00:42:26,721 --> 00:42:30,241
Speaker 2: to finish. Go away, okay.

807
00:42:30,401 --> 00:42:34,081
Speaker 1: And I had a lovely little love affair with an englishman.

808
00:42:34,801 --> 00:42:37,721
Speaker 1: Let's just say that. I got on the bus.

809
00:42:37,401 --> 00:42:39,401
Speaker 2: At sorry, I think you can say something else.

810
00:42:39,481 --> 00:42:42,401
Speaker 1: Got on the bus at Winded with madress inside out.

811
00:42:42,641 --> 00:42:44,561
Speaker 1: I traveled home at one in the morning.

812
00:42:44,721 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 2: Wow, where did he live?

813
00:42:46,561 --> 00:42:49,201
Speaker 1: He lived over in the beaches. I think, do you why?

814
00:42:49,521 --> 00:42:52,241
Speaker 2: Oh loved you? Did the walk of shame? Home? At

815
00:42:52,241 --> 00:42:53,761
Speaker 2: one am. You didn't even let me stay over.

816
00:42:53,921 --> 00:42:56,521
Speaker 1: No, because we were in the city. We were, you know,

817
00:42:56,601 --> 00:42:57,561
Speaker 1: going clubbing.

818
00:42:57,601 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 2: Oh so you had bathroom qub called the Ason.

819
00:43:03,761 --> 00:43:06,721
Speaker 1: Oh first brilliant alley Way.

820
00:43:09,121 --> 00:43:11,881
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love this so much.

821
00:43:12,161 --> 00:43:14,761
Speaker 1: Can we just remind me what episode this is on

822
00:43:14,881 --> 00:43:16,961
Speaker 1: so we can just make sure that the boys is

823
00:43:17,001 --> 00:43:18,561
Speaker 1: and Ricardo don't listen to this.

824
00:43:18,921 --> 00:43:22,321
Speaker 2: So this is where the Dirty Dick Brigade really drawn

825
00:43:22,361 --> 00:43:23,281
Speaker 2: inspiration from.

826
00:43:23,401 --> 00:43:25,481
Speaker 1: Is I've always been a leader within the family.

827
00:43:25,961 --> 00:43:29,401
Speaker 2: Ali, did you enjoy Ali?

828
00:43:29,961 --> 00:43:32,401
Speaker 1: I can't remember. Christian, it was a long time.

829
00:43:32,681 --> 00:43:35,721
Speaker 2: Such a lie. I don't know.

830
00:43:36,041 --> 00:43:38,561
Speaker 1: I don't know. I remember it was a very long

831
00:43:38,601 --> 00:43:44,441
Speaker 1: time ago. I love Ricardo and there's never been anybody

832
00:43:44,521 --> 00:43:47,481
Speaker 1: that could, you know, possibly ever live up to.

833
00:43:47,561 --> 00:43:49,481
Speaker 2: A tip for Ricardo if you want to pass things up,

834
00:43:49,521 --> 00:43:50,841
Speaker 2: to take it for a walk down Alleyway.

835
00:43:52,961 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 1: And I can hear him now going, if only we would,

836
00:43:56,641 --> 00:44:01,361
Speaker 1: I'll try, Christian, he would tell you that, he would.

837
00:44:01,841 --> 00:44:02,601
Speaker 1: He would tell you that.

838
00:44:05,121 --> 00:44:09,001
Speaker 2: Mm on the next episode of We Will Always.

839
00:44:08,801 --> 00:44:14,961
Speaker 1: Have But they are also incredibly incredibly business minded, sad.

840
00:44:16,281 --> 00:44:23,281
Speaker 2: Stup it stop it, business minded, business minded? No, she said,

841
00:44:23,401 --> 00:44:26,641
Speaker 2: incredibly business incredibly I've told you I wo