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Speaker 1: Coming up on Confession.

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Speaker 2: Sessions, and I was like, oh my god, that's my

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Speaker 2: extra step brother.

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Speaker 3: What what.

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Speaker 1: Step what a mistake? Did you reach out? What happened?

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Speaker 2: Well, it's just so the message was just hey babe,

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Speaker 2: and then the photo.

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Speaker 1: Relatable.

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Speaker 3: The podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig aka Daddy,

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Speaker 3: and my partner aka Mummy and ad his Mummy because

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Speaker 3: he is when you go to when you have a dilemma.

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Speaker 1: Jake is Daddy because he just had too many coffees.

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Speaker 1: It seems like.

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Speaker 3: You could also actually I got the episodes mixed up.

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Speaker 3: He's the Mummy because he's when you go to when

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Speaker 3: you have a confession to make.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that is it and confessions are back. Jake, I'm

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Speaker 1: excited to a would.

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Speaker 3: You arguably go to your dad if you had a confession?

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Speaker 1: I think it depends on the gender of the child.

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Speaker 3: Maybe who would you go to If I had a

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Speaker 3: confession you had to get off your chest and it

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Speaker 3: was eating you up, and you're like mom or dad?

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Speaker 1: Who would you go to?

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Speaker 3: God? Probably my dad. I think I go to my dad.

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Speaker 1: I think I would do. And I think that's a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I think the reason I go to my

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Speaker 3: dad is because he wouldn't not to say anything to

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Speaker 3: do with genders here. I think this is more a

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Speaker 3: personality thing. His way is always very calm. I think

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Speaker 3: if I had a confession, I would choose the calm parent,

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Speaker 3: whether it be my mom or my dad. In this situation,

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Speaker 3: it is my dad. It depends on the context of

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Speaker 3: the confession too. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So if

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Speaker 3: want a big reaction, but if my dad had big reactions,

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Speaker 3: I'd be the same thing. If my mom was a

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Speaker 3: chill one, they go straighter.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of like a stepping stone. You go

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Speaker 1: to your dad first and then a mom.

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Speaker 3: You need cool calm collection in some moments.

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Speaker 1: But confession sessions are back. This is where we call

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Speaker 1: you baddies to confess something, potentially anonymously, if the story

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Speaker 1: is juicy enough. And today, Jake, what is the prompt?

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Speaker 3: The prompt is? What is the prompt?

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Speaker 1: Christmas disasters?

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Speaker 3: Christmas disasters? Right of course, it's Christmas time.

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Speaker 1: Christmas is coming up very shortly. Are you excited?

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Speaker 3: I have a feeling this might be coming out. Oh no,

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Speaker 3: this is coming it's going to be. Christmas is going

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Speaker 3: to be like three weeks two, three weeks, three weeks

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Speaker 3: away from when.

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Speaker 1: This comes out.

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Speaker 3: No better time to start talking about Christmas than start

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Speaker 3: in November. Is your tree up? I don't think Beth

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Speaker 3: and I are going to get a tree. What because

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Speaker 3: we're not going to be at our house for Christmas,

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Speaker 3: We're going to be at my parents.

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Speaker 1: What about the Christmas I don't know. Feelings, spirit, spirit, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, because you're only going to your parents

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Speaker 1: like two days before Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Yeah it is, Yeah, it's only two days before. You're right.

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Speaker 3: Here's my thing with with Australia. Nothing against Australia, but

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 3: But here's the thing, right, people that have grown up

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Speaker 3: But where is everyone else's frame of reference coming from?

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Speaker 1: Well, I've only ever known hot, Yeah, Christmases. I saw

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Speaker 1: a video actually it was Tony Lodge from Tony and

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, welcome.

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Speaker 1: Them to Confession Sessions. How's it going.

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Speaker 2: Hi, I'm good, How are you good?

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Speaker 3: Thank you?

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Speaker 1: First things first is would you like to be anonymous?

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Speaker 1: I know you said your name at the start, but

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Speaker 1: I can cut that out if you.

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Speaker 2: Want to be anonymous, you know what, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 2: I can.

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Speaker 1: Very nice to meet you. Joined here by Jake.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi Jake. It was so weird hearing you guys

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Speaker 2: on my phone?

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Speaker 3: Is it actually? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Because I like listen to your podcast while I get

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Speaker 2: it's just weird actually interacting having a conversation.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's kind of like it's like.

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Speaker 1: Live Yeah, anything, you've ever wanted to ask this?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How was Bally?

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Speaker 1: How Bali? Bali was amazing, really good. I was like,

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Speaker 1: yeah good reset Actually, yeah, we had a great time.

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Speaker 2: And is there a reason you guys keep going back

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Speaker 3: Just easy? Hey? Yeah, first reader, it's like, I mean

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Speaker 5: I'm in?

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Speaker 3: Okay, I was going to say, because Australia it's just

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Speaker 2: I have, but I went with my family, so it

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Speaker 2: wasn't really a party vibe. But my go to is Thailand.

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Speaker 1: We have a friend that loves ti Agenda.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's my favorite place.

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Speaker 1: Is this that a little bit further where it's like

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Speaker 3: Do you do you like it better than Bali?

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Speaker 1: Though?

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Speaker 3: Okay, fair, that's fair. We won't take offense to that.

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Speaker 3: We want to try it, so yeah you should. We're

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Speaker 3: up under saying it's better. But you have a Christmas

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Speaker 2: I do I do?

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Speaker 2: Yep, amazing. So this was quite a few years ago

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Speaker 2: in my early twenties. I was having a nice Christmas

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Speaker 2: We're having a beautiful dinner, kind of getting a little

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Speaker 2: I got a notification on my watch, sat an Apple watch,

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Speaker 3: Dickic oh wait on your watch on my watch.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I laughed or screamed, I can't even remember

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Speaker 4: I just know it went, it went down the wrong hole.

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Speaker 5: And then I.

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Speaker 2: Just passed my phone to my boyfriend because you were

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Speaker 2: couldn't have sent me anything, and you know, each to

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Speaker 2: it was my first ever dick pic that I see,

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Speaker 2: luckily Christmas lunch next to my boyfriend, some complete random

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Speaker 3: I was going to say, were you thinking so it

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Speaker 3: like funny?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: That wasn't even in my head because we just I

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Speaker 2: And he's very respectful, Like we've been dating for seven

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Speaker 2: all that. Yeah. So I just passed my phone to

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Speaker 2: said the person's name and I was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: that's my extra step brother.

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Speaker 3: What what what a mistake?

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Speaker 1: Did you reach out? What happened?

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Speaker 2: Well, it just so the message was just hey babe,

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Speaker 2: and then the photos, oh la, how Yeah, no prior

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Speaker 1: What did you have his contact saved on your phone?

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Speaker 2: No, it was just through Facebook Messenger, so he found

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Speaker 2: me on Facebook.

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Speaker 1: And then he's intentionally done this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and we I had broken up with my ex

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Speaker 3: This is weird.

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Speaker 1: This is weird.

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Speaker 2: This is so I completely forgot about this human's existence

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Speaker 3: Your exes step brother like, yeah, oh my god, did

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Speaker 2: So I actually gave my phone to my boyfriend as

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Speaker 2: that I don't even want to look at it. Can

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Speaker 2: you just figure it out? And so he was then

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Speaker 4: Was oh, look at this, this is ridiculous, and then

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Speaker 4: his so my boyfriend's brother goes, I actually know this guy.

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Speaker 2: We used to be housemates very briefly.

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Speaker 1: For you. I actually know this penis development story.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I found out that my boyfriend's brother, Elizabeth weird

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Speaker 4: dick pic guy also happens to be my extis brother

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Speaker 4: for a very short time.

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Speaker 3: That is actually insane. Did the rest of the family

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Speaker 3: find out because there was a little bit of a commotion.

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Speaker 2: Going on or I didn't tell my parents, but the children,

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Speaker 2: well the adult children all knew about it by day.

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Speaker 3: What did you did?

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Speaker 3: Was your boyfriend just like, what the hell?

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Speaker 2: Yeah he was, because yeah, he's just like, what is

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Speaker 2: them anyway. Yeah, so it was just a complete what

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Speaker 2: what on earth is going on here?

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Speaker 3: Did you? What? Did you guys? End up thinking? Of

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Speaker 3: a replied descent.

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Speaker 2: So my boyfriend just took a selfie of his face,

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Speaker 2: like really close up and just said, do you want

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Speaker 2: to see mine too?

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Speaker 3: I was going to say, like he could have just

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Speaker 2: Back, but he, yeah, didn't reply to that.

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Speaker 3: So so is that your first and last unsolicited.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that is my first and laugh ever solicited or unsolicited.

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Speaker 1: At any point, like initially at face value, did you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I didn't even think that that was an

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Speaker 3: I genuinely don't even know what to say. I'm not

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so random.

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Speaker 3: I was going to say, like I was going to

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Speaker 2: And the fact that we didn't have prior messages either, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And.

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Speaker 2: This wasn't twenty eighteen or nineteen.

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Speaker 1: No, to be fair, there was like a phase of

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Speaker 3: I still think that happens, I'm not going to hold Yeah,

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Speaker 1: He was probably thinking he was actually like shooting his shot.

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Speaker 3: So weird was his face in it?

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Speaker 1: No, surely not.

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Speaker 2: No, it was just literally just the thing.

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Speaker 4: There's no sexy pos, no like you know, flirty.

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Speaker 2: It was just the thing. And my name on Facebook

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Speaker 3: See, the craziest thing about this situation is like it's illegal.

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Speaker 3: It is literally an illegal thing to do. It's considered,

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Speaker 3: like I believe, is it sexual harassment? I think it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's sexual harassment.

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Speaker 3: It's literally sexual harassment to send an unsolicited nude. And yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's like that he wouldn't have even probably wouldn't have

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's annoying because it's like I hadn't had one

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I admire the concert, but it was just.

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Speaker 1: So thank you very much for telling that and kicking

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Speaker 4: That was a great story, amazing looking forward to hearing.

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Speaker 3: It, I have a wonderful rest of your day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you bye bye ah.

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Speaker 3: That's in getting a dick pic on your watch.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Facebook Messenger is even extra bold because I'm thinking, like,

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Speaker 3: Here's what I'm thinking. Yeah, like if you're sending a

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Speaker 1: To exactly exactly. And also coming back to what I said,

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Speaker 1: very reoccurring thing. Yeah, but also I don't know, we

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Speaker 3: Also, here's my other question, right, is like if you

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Speaker 3: how many times have you done it? And what's your

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Speaker 3: hit rate? Like have you had a good outcome before? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Didn't people have that tea PDHP thing

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Speaker 3: Also chat how good do you think your dick look.

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Look like little alien? They are not good looking at things? Bro,

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Speaker 3: like a body pick? Yeah, send like a back pick

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Speaker 1: Let's take this step back and ask her if she

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Speaker 3: First, let's first of all do that, right, but also

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Speaker 3: like you're better off sending like a butthole pic.

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Speaker 1: Bro, I'm thinking about this guy, you know when Christmas

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Speaker 1: when like I don't know, you've had a bad Christmas

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Speaker 1: and you like learn me or whatever. This poor fucking dude,

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Speaker 1: this is a good idea to do on Christmas Day

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Speaker 1: at lunchtime.

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Speaker 3: It's that Melbourne mentality. I'm kidding. I'm kidding, I'm kidding,

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Speaker 1: Hello, Welcome to Confession Sessions. How's it going? How are

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Speaker 1: you good? Thank you? First things, first, I know you

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Speaker 1: said your name. Would you like to be anonymous for

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Speaker 8: Though, h no, I will say my name.

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Speaker 1: Okay, very nice to meet you. I'm here with Jake.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 8: Hello, Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 1: Are you excited to be here?

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Speaker 8: I am very excited. I've been watching you guys since

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Speaker 8: Budie was looking like Jack Cross.

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Speaker 3: Oh what a reference? Well, oh my god, you're a

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Speaker 3: certified Baddie.

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Speaker 1: Batty.

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Speaker 3: I was even thinking when the I look like that,

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Speaker 3: I literally was thinkingthing looks like that. But I'm pretty

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Speaker 3: sure you've done it twice. I have, I have, I have.

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Speaker 1: Today's prompt is Christmas Disaster. But before we get into that,

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Speaker 1: we just wanted to ask a couple of questions. Where

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Speaker 1: are you from.

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Speaker 5: I'm from.

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Speaker 1: Very beautiful spot in the world.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it's quite nice here.

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Speaker 3: You have you been over to Fraser on a couple

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Speaker 8: I went once and I was like too, and I've

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Speaker 3: Oh really really, it's a classic situation of like, you

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Speaker 3: I just grew up here. I didn't do it, Like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's me whole lot. Yeah, like I can see it

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Speaker 1: And final question now is is your Christmas tree up yet?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 8: My Christmas tree went up the day before Halloween.

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Speaker 3: The day before Halloween.

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Speaker 1: Yah, Halloween in the Christmas spirit. Jake just said before

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Speaker 1: he's not going to put one up. What. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: is criminal. Thank you for being on my No my eyes.

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Speaker 3: So me and my girlfriend are going to my parents

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Speaker 3: I have it. We don't have to put presents under

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Speaker 3: the tree because we're not going to be there twenty

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Speaker 8: But nah, noa, it still needs to be up.

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Speaker 1: Oh, completely agree.

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Speaker 3: Maybe I'll maybe I'll pick one up on my way home. Everybody,

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Speaker 3: I'll pick it up on my way home and I'll

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Speaker 3: surprise my girlfriend with.

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Speaker 1: That's actually a good idea.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 1: But you have a story to go with a Christmas disaster,

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Speaker 1: so take it from the top. Don't leave out any details.

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Speaker 8: Okay, all right, So my Christmas disaster is about two

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Speaker 8: years ago. My ex husband works me up from my

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Speaker 8: sleep at like midnight on the twenty second of December.

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Speaker 8: He was sobbing and saying we have to talk. So

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Speaker 8: instantly I'm like, who was dead? I'm like, who has died?

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Speaker 5: What is going on?

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Speaker 2: Anyway?

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Speaker 8: He tells me he's cheated on me. What and he

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Speaker 8: needs to go to the doctor and get an STD

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Speaker 8: check and I have to go and get one too.

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Speaker 8: What this is all the twenty second of December? What

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Speaker 8: it gets better? Well, it's not done. So my second child,

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Speaker 3: Wonderful, what a fucking yes.

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Speaker 8: So I've spent the day before her first birthday, going

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Speaker 8: I couldn't find out the results until after Christmas because

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and like.

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Speaker 8: Like the best part about all of this is he

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Speaker 1: Oh well, I said, did this on the twenty second?

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Speaker 1: This guy get like go out or something hit the town?

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Speaker 8: And then when did hen break at works? When his

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Speaker 8: LUN's break at work?

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Speaker 3: Oh? What did you do for work?

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Speaker 8: Ah? He is A. I don't know if I can

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Speaker 8: say you didn't have to say.

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Speaker 3: That's all right, We'll keep We'll leave it up to

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Speaker 3: the imagination. Yeah wow, I mean I'm so sorry that

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Speaker 3: you got cheated on. I like you said ex husband,

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Speaker 3: you went through.

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Speaker 8: A divorce then oh yeah we're divorced now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah wow, oh god, I'm so sorry. What did

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Speaker 3: the Christmas like season end up being? Were you guys?

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Speaker 3: Did you what did like did you tell the kids

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Speaker 8: We we have to play pretend for like the next

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Speaker 4: And then.

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Speaker 8: Like come Boxing Day, I sent him to his brother

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Speaker 8: and I said, sort him out. I don't want to

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Speaker 8: school with on Boxing Day saying, I've just seen your

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Speaker 8: husband on Tinder. You guys like together or not?

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Speaker 7: Oh my, right away?

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00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 3: What in the world is wrong with this manult.

453
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:56,399
Speaker 1: In the world?

454
00:21:56,480 --> 00:22:01,199
Speaker 8: Oh my god, he's literally aw.

455
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:04,199
Speaker 1: Well, I guess it's kind of like confirmation and like

456
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,719
Speaker 1: fuck it out of my life.

457
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,240
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, literally.

458
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:11,359
Speaker 3: That's tough. So you've been that? Did you say it

459
00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 3: was two years ago?

460
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,560
Speaker 8: Yeah? That was two years ago now.

461
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:16,480
Speaker 3: So it was assuming I'm assuming it was obviously quite

462
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,720
Speaker 3: difficult the time. But how are you now?

463
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:20,800
Speaker 8: Fabulous?

464
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,119
Speaker 2: Living my best life?

465
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,560
Speaker 1: Yes, we love to hear it.

466
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:29,320
Speaker 3: Yeah awesome? Are you still? Are you single? Moment it? Yeah?

467
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:33,119
Speaker 8: I am a single moment and like just being a

468
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 8: total baddie.

469
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 3: Let's go.

470
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 1: I've never thought of the claim.

471
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:44,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, the claim of being Yeah, it's a title.

472
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 6: Damn.

473
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,640
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I mean that is.

474
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:54,880
Speaker 8: What Also, he has a girlfriend now.

475
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,119
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so he's by.

476
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:02,119
Speaker 4: Yeah, like we totally if he had just told me, yeah,

477
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:03,760
Speaker 4: it's just what.

478
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 1: Was his demeanor like when he told you? Because work

479
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 1: you up. Was he like freaking out or was he

480
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:09,920
Speaker 1: just he was like sobbing?

481
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 2: Okay, right, he was sobbing.

482
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,160
Speaker 8: And then he told me and I just sat there

483
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,720
Speaker 8: with like a blank space because I'm not gonna like

484
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:19,639
Speaker 8: give him what he wants. I just sat there with

485
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,240
Speaker 8: like a blank pace. And he goes and you're not

486
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,400
Speaker 8: even reacting.

487
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,120
Speaker 5: More, don't you even care?

488
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:25,200
Speaker 8: Don't you even care that our marriage is going to

489
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,719
Speaker 8: be over? And I was like, I was like, I

490
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:29,920
Speaker 8: didn't make this choice.

491
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 3: That's like a pretty is that? Is that manipulation or

492
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:37,040
Speaker 3: is that gas lighting and manipulation the same thing?

493
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 8: He's different, but yeah, it's like gas lighting. Yeah. I

494
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,560
Speaker 8: was like, I didn't make this choice.

495
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,199
Speaker 1: This is on you.

496
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,440
Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow. Did he ever come out to you and

497
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 3: say he's been that way his whole life? Or he

498
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 3: just like had he just cheated on you with a man?

499
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 3: And it was like in the moment and then that's

500
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 3: how he just found out he was by.

501
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 8: He said that he was so it wasn't like a

502
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:07,680
Speaker 8: random from grinder. Yeah, and he's like, oh, I just

503
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,520
Speaker 8: was at work and I wanted a quick one.

504
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 3: Oh.

505
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I'm not computing there.

506
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think I think he's closeted. He's too scared

507
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 8: to come out.

508
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, which, like it's kind of funny because I think

509
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,359
Speaker 3: you could argue, well, like I feel so bad that

510
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,040
Speaker 3: he's too scared to come out, But at the same time,

511
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 3: you don't have to then cheat on your wife. Yeah, Like, no,

512
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 3: there's no excuse for that. So that's that's tough. Well,

513
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 3: thank you for telling it, and we're glad that you

514
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:49,359
Speaker 3: are killing it. Really Christmas, Merry Christmas. God. That's like

515
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:53,480
Speaker 3: a wild timing. I think if that guy should have

516
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,719
Speaker 3: like obviously admitted he cheated, but I'm trying to think

517
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 3: timing wise, like he could have done it potentially just

518
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:00,520
Speaker 3: after New Years.

519
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 1: I was thinking. I was thinking, as the reciprocant of

520
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 1: the one being cheated on, would you prefer to not

521
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:12,880
Speaker 1: find out who everything's like petered out or immediately after

522
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,680
Speaker 1: they've done it and just get it over with. I

523
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 1: don't know how I'd feel about it.

524
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:20,399
Speaker 3: A certain scenarios, I think, especially when kids are involved.

525
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:24,439
Speaker 3: I think just because of the timing, I can't speak

526
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 3: for the baddie, but for me, I think for me,

527
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:33,159
Speaker 3: ignorance would have been bliss for my kid's birthday, Christmas,

528
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:38,160
Speaker 3: then also New Year's get through that and then tell

529
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 3: me right after, and I think I would be upset,

530
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 3: so like I'd be irrational in the moment. I'm not

531
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 3: necessarily irrational, still rational. But let's say I get told

532
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 3: on the second of January, right and they say, I

533
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,399
Speaker 3: just wanted to wait till this day, so Christmas for

534
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,400
Speaker 3: the kids and stuff could have been great. I would

535
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 3: have been like, well, fuck, you should have told me

536
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 3: straight away. But then we used down the track. I

537
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 3: think I would be like, okay, like at least our

538
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 3: kids Christmas wasn't ruined, but it sounds like they held

539
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,120
Speaker 3: it together in for the kids anyway, which and then

540
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 3: she was like.

541
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 1: You're forcing her hold it together.

542
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 3: It's so crazy. And also to say it so to

543
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 3: wake her up at midnight balling your eyes out, I've

544
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 3: treated on you. I went on grinder. I just needed

545
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 3: a quick one at work the other day on my break,

546
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 3: Well the way you phrase it too, like I just

547
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 3: needed a quick one. And then also she's kind of

548
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 3: obviously thinking like in the moment, no reaction is like

549
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 3: the best reaction. Like, by the way, I think that's

550
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 3: the sickest most BADDI shit. That was hectic to then

551
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 3: have him balling and then hit like your reaction being

552
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:46,439
Speaker 3: so nonchalant about the situation, to get him to be like,

553
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 3: what about our marriage is so fucking baller?

554
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know.

555
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 3: I think that is so fucking sick.

556
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:58,359
Speaker 1: I rate it. Aye. Now what I'm going to probably

557
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 1: have to do. I have to block her name. Yeah,

558
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,120
Speaker 1: that's probably go I do just for his even though

559
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:05,880
Speaker 1: we don't like him. Yeah, No, it's probably smart his safety.

560
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 1: I think definitely. He's chose to tell you she said

561
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 1: where she's from and her name, so fair, that's his life,

562
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 1: you know. Hello, Hello, and welcome to Confession Sessions.

563
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 3: How are you?

564
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 5: I'm good. How are you guys?

565
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 3: Doing very very well? I've got Addie here to my left.

566
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,639
Speaker 1: Hello. I'm excited for your story.

567
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,879
Speaker 3: Quickly. I want to just ask straight away off the bat,

568
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 3: is if you would like to be anonymous for your

569
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:36,399
Speaker 3: story or not.

570
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 5: No, it's about my dog's not me. I don't really care.

571
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 5: My name is.

572
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:49,159
Speaker 3: CALLI, Hello, CALLI all right, So you're an American baddie Canadian? No,

573
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 3: I have't believe I didn't get that. Okay, I want

574
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 3: to have three guesses of about where about in Canada

575
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:55,640
Speaker 3: you're from?

576
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, yeah, I'm so.

577
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 3: Number one is Calgary? No, number two is Edmonton?

578
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 1: No?

579
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 3: Okay?

580
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 5: More wor more worst?

581
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:13,679
Speaker 3: I didn't even know what's close to Edmonton. Crap, jasper, No.

582
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 5: I'm from BC. I'm from like an hour from Vancouver.

583
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:22,239
Speaker 3: I'm in Abbitsford, abbits Fit. Oh my mom's.

584
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:22,640
Speaker 5: Okay, like not too far.

585
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 3: I didn't Flowers. I didn't want to give the answers

586
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 3: where I'm like, that's where I'm from. Abder say I'm

587
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 3: cool and give.

588
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 1: Well.

589
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 3: So Christmas is coming up, So where you are right

590
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 3: now must be getting a little bit chilly.

591
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 7: Yeah.

592
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 5: I think it's supposed to snow this week, so it's starting.

593
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 3: My sister said the other day that it was like

594
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 3: one degree for the whole day where she was, and

595
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 3: I was just like, that's insane.

596
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, not not ready for it.

597
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 3: But we have a question for you. Yes, is your

598
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 3: Christmas tree up yet?

599
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 5: Not yet? I'm going to get the threekends, okay?

600
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: Real or does everyone have real in Canada?

601
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 5: Like real trees, like real Christmas trees? I'd say yes,

602
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 5: unless you live in an apartment. If you live an apartment.

603
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 5: Most times you're not allowed because that the fire happened.

604
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I suppose they grow more native over there, whereas

605
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 1: pretty much yeah, eighty of Australia is fake.

606
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 3: Oh yeah everyone in Australia. There's some like tree farms people,

607
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 3: but I just think, how can you make money once

608
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 3: a year.

609
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 1: I remember as a kid, I used to go because

610
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 1: my dad's the hort of culturest you know, go hunt

611
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: one down, would cut one down illegally.

612
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 3: In Canada, people go drive and do it. Okay, so

613
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 3: oh yeah, So Christmas disaster confession session, please take it

614
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 3: from the very top, don't leave out any details, and

615
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 3: we would love to hear what your dog has done.

616
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 5: Okay, just a backstory, Like I live on a farm.

617
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 5: I have two very big dogs. I have a rott

618
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 5: Wiler and my boyfriend has a Belgian malanmore German Shepherd mix,

619
00:29:55,200 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 5: so big, high energy dog. We're having Christmas my family

620
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 5: in the city and they have an older dog who's

621
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 5: a sweetheart, but he's kind of spoiled and grumpy now

622
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 5: because he's old and he doesn't get along great with

623
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 5: my male dog. The German shepherds, and so my sister

624
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 5: who's very city. He's not very much a dog person.

625
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 5: She was living at my parents' house with her fiance,

626
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 5: he's also not really a dog person, and they're like,

627
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 5: just bring your dog, and I was like, that's not fair,

628
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 5: Like it's Christmas, Like my boyfriend should be able to

629
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 5: bring his dog. It's his first Christmas with a dog,

630
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 5: like he was a puppy at the time too, so

631
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 5: very crazy. But I was like begging and begging, and

632
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 5: finally they're like, fine, both dogs can come. I was like,

633
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 5: they like be out on the deck most of the time,

634
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 5: like it'd all be good. Don't worry about it. No,

635
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 5: nothing bad's gonna happen.

636
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 2: Anyway.

637
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 5: My friend had bought my dog like this big Christmas bones,

638
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 5: and like I normally give my dog's like boysticks and

639
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 5: they eat them all and they're fine. This was like

640
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 5: the ones that you see in the movie, Like you're

641
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 5: just kind of like I would never actually buy it

642
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 5: from my dog, but I was like, that's Christmas, Like

643
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 5: she can have it as a treat. So I thought, great, idea,

644
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 5: I'll put it on the deck while we're having Christmas

645
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 5: dinner and they can, you know, be quiet and have

646
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 5: their bones outside bear in mine. My boyfriend's dog has

647
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 5: a very sensitive stomach. Anytime he eats anything that doesn't

648
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 5: settle with him, Like we'll be woken up in the

649
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 5: middle of the night to him like puking it up.

650
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 5: My dog, on the other hand, like she pretty much

651
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 5: is a tank and just eats anything that comes out.

652
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 5: The other one not so much. We bear in mind

653
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 5: they've had a little bit of turkey, this new bone

654
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 5: probably upsets something. And it was a couple hours later,

655
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 5: We're watching.

656
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 7: Like home videos.

657
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 5: It's all chill, and then suddenly there's this awful smell

658
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 5: and I'm like, oh my god, Like Casey and my

659
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 5: dog are like she must have like CRP dusted us,

660
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 5: like that's a bad one, just thinking nothing of it.

661
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 5: And then it got like so much worse, to the

662
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 5: point where like my sister and her fiance, my parents

663
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 5: are all gagging, they're like running out of the house.

664
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 5: And it was honestly, like one of the worst smells

665
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 5: I've ever smelt my life. I was like I just

666
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 5: took over the house and everyone's like like dry eating.

667
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 2: It was so bad.

668
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 5: Everyone, It's no, it was bad, though, Like I you know,

669
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 5: I'm a farm girl. I'm used to smells, but it

670
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 5: was bad, I will say that. So everyone's like running

671
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 5: out and I kind of like panic, blame my talk.

672
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 8: And I'm like, ranger, what did you do?

673
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 2: Like where's the smell coming from?

674
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 5: We shurned around the corner and there's like a giant

675
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 5: shit that's like splattered up the walls. It was like

676
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 5: going down the stairs.

677
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 8: I was like, oh mom, it was so bad.

678
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 5: Like and it was like silent, like it was just

679
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 5: around the corner where we're watching TV. I was like,

680
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 5: how did none of us see this or hear it?

681
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 5: Like it was a lot. And luckily my boyfriend, who's

682
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 5: such a trooper he deserves, you know, awards, he like

683
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 5: literally just starts cleaning it up like such a like

684
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 5: just owned it. Even if it wasn't his dog. He's like,

685
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 5: I'm going to clean it up, like this isn't my house.

686
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 5: Like he cleans it all up, and my mom.

687
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 7: We still don't know what.

688
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 5: So it was definitely one of my dogs. It wasn't

689
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 5: the family dog, obviously, but like it was one of them,

690
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 5: and I just assumed it was his because you know,

691
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 5: he's the one. And so yeah, my mom's like running

692
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 5: around with for Breeze and my sister and fiance just like, see,

693
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 5: this is why we tell you not to bring up Christ.

694
00:33:54,200 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 6: Like come on, yeah, I'm like, I it would turn

695
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 6: me off if someone like said you can't, like, we

696
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 6: don't want your dogs here.

697
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 1: To be fair, yeah, she's like this is why.

698
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she didn't like, we don't want them me

699
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 3: because they're going to poo in the house. Like she's

700
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 3: now just saying that to be nasty, Like she just

701
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 3: didn't there because maybe they're like like they're just not

702
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 3: dog people. To then be like this is why.

703
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 5: Sut like, screw you, this is what's coming, Like it's

704
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,800
Speaker 5: because you didn't want them here. I don't know. I

705
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 5: thought it was kind of funny. I was like, oh,

706
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 5: how funny karma works that way.

707
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 3: Oh well that is that certainly is a disaster.

708
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 1: That's actually that's a mass, huge disaster.

709
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:44,399
Speaker 6: Yeah.

710
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 5: I don't know if they're going to be invited to

711
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 5: this find out for a couple of.

712
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 2: Weeks here, probably not.

713
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. That's hilarious.

714
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,360
Speaker 1: Thanks to coming home, of course.

715
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:00,919
Speaker 5: Thank you guys.

716
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:06,879
Speaker 3: Have a good day, bye bye bye. Dude. That's insane.

717
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 1: Have an.

718
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 3: I've Beth said the other day. Remember the day I

719
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 3: brought Halle here. Yeah, so I brought Halle here and

720
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 3: we recorded and she was just like chilling and stuff.

721
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 3: That day, Henry was home alone and he, like for

722
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 3: months and months before Beth and I lived together, he

723
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 3: was home alone every day of like eight hours, you know,

724
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,479
Speaker 3: just go out in the morning, go in the RVO.

725
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 3: And he's sweet and he never has like he's got

726
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 3: iron guts. Same thing as like that Callie's girl dog.

727
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 3: One time he ate like a corn on the cob

728
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 3: once and three weeks later he vomited it up three

729
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 3: weeks and it was clean bro three weeks it sat

730
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 3: in there like most dogs have a fucking like stomach

731
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 3: twist and get surgery and ship. It's like Jesus, Henry. Yeah,

732
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 3: but I'm about to leave. I remember, I'm about to

733
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,919
Speaker 3: leave here, and Beth calls me and she goes, did

734
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 3: Hallie take a ship before you left this morning? And

735
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 3: I was like, I feel like I probably would have

736
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,800
Speaker 3: like known. She goes because there was a huge diree

737
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 3: on the.

738
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 1: Stairs stairs to the front door. Henry had had a

739
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 1: sick tummy, massive diarrhea on the stairs, and she said

740
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:07,919
Speaker 1: she got home from work.

741
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 3: She walks in and just waffed it in her face.

742
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 3: Henry was just chilling in the smell for the day.

743
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 1: Poor god. You know what I love about dogs too,

744
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,280
Speaker 1: is obviously they don't care if something like that happens.

745
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

746
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: When they have like either like diarrhea or I don't know,

747
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,359
Speaker 1: an itchy bum or something, they go into that weird

748
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 1: bum walking and scratch their ar.

749
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, Henry or Jerry stopped?

750
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck are you doing? I do?

751
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 3: I feel Henry's quite particular about the toilet from a

752
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 3: young age, and so he only likes going on the grass.

753
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 3: So for him to have to, he would have held

754
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 3: it in for as long as he possibly could, Like

755
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 3: he must have been literally puckering and just I gotta

756
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 3: do it on the stairs.

757
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 1: Poor god.

758
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 7: Hi, it's Amber.

759
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:07,839
Speaker 1: Hello, welcome to Confession Sessions. How's it going good?

760
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 2: Hell? Are you guys?

761
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 1: We're really good? I know you just said your name,

762
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 1: but I can edit that out if so, would you

763
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,880
Speaker 1: like to be anonymous?

764
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 3: Okay?

765
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 1: Amber? Today's prompt is Christmas Disasters. Before we get into

766
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: your story, we have a couple of questions. Firstly, where

767
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 1: are you calling from?

768
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 7: I'm from one in Tasmania.

769
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 3: Os May.

770
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 1: Very cool.

771
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 3: Next question is is your Christmas tree up yet?

772
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 7: No?

773
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:36,840
Speaker 6: Oh?

774
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 3: Do you know when it will be out?

775
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 7: On Wednesday?

776
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 3: Okay?

777
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 1: Final question? Do you have any thoughts and feelings about

778
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 1: Jake not putting up a Christmas tree this year?

779
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 2: Oh? That's a bit.

780
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 8: Red flag there.

781
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's it's coming to the point where

782
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 3: I think I'm going to have to put one up.

783
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.

784
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 1: But you have a story to do with a Christmas disaster.

785
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: The floor is yours, so take it away, don't leave

786
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 1: out any details.

787
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bit of a long one. Yeah.

788
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 7: So I obviously live in Montesson, was shopping for I

789
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,879
Speaker 7: got this Reformer for my mum.

790
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 2: I had to drive three hours to Hobart to go

791
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 2: pick it up.

792
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 3: So let's commit.

793
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah it is.

794
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 7: And it's to be fair, like it's not like a great,

795
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 7: like amazing gift for her. I just thought, like we

796
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 7: were talking about it, so like all this effort that

797
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,919
Speaker 7: I put in, like she's probably not even gonna lie

798
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 7: to that.

799
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 2: Anyway.

800
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, So I left about three o'clock with one of

801
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 7: my mates and anyway, we get down there and it

802
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 7: just fits in the car. I had to squish my

803
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 7: friend in the front. Anyway, we get dinner and head

804
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 7: back and it's a bit dark or about our inback

805
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 7: from the drive, and out of nowhere, this big kangaroo

806
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,279
Speaker 7: comes out the front and we had like no time

807
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 7: to react, so just run over it.

808
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 3: Wait, it was supposed to not react, So you actually

809
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:20,439
Speaker 3: did the right thing.

810
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, So I'm actually glad I didn't see it because

811
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 7: I probably would have crashed. Yeah, it was just a mass,

812
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 7: so it's pretty low to the ground. Yeah. Anyway, there's

813
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 7: no way to pull over, so kept driving a little bit.

814
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 2: Pulled over.

815
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:44,479
Speaker 7: Could hear smoke and scraping from my under the car? Yeah,

816
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 7: pulled over the front bumpers off. There's like so that's scraping,

817
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 7: and there's suthing underneath scraping. The oil was coming out,

818
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:59,839
Speaker 7: and as I'm falling over, the engine dies. So we're

819
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 7: two hours from home that like like nine thirty at night.

820
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:11,800
Speaker 7: My phone's on what and my friends go on flat

821
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:18,280
Speaker 7: flat also, Yeah, so I had to call my dad

822
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 7: he's two hours away. And then the coach truck as well,

823
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 7: that's also two hours away. And it was like freezing

824
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 7: as well, like like even more in the car, like freezing,

825
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 7: shimmering for two hours. Anyway, the Poe truck yet there

826
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 7: takes it away. We tried to fit the reformer in

827
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 7: Dad's car and it didn't fit.

828
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 2: No, so we had to pick it.

829
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 7: Up from the shop like another day. So that was

830
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 7: that was all right, we'll figure out later.

831
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 3: Wait, but where did you take that? How did you

832
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 3: get the reformer back?

833
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 7: So the reformer is in the car still.

834
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 3: Door car, yeah, yeah, because it.

835
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 7: Doesn't fit in daddy car. Yeah, so we just have

836
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 7: to figure out when you pick it up from the

837
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 7: place on another day. I was like, I don't really

838
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 7: care at this point in freezing when I got home anyway,

839
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 7: So the car is not under my name?

840
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 3: Whose name is it under?

841
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 7: Becoring my mum's car, so then I could sell my car. Yeah,

842
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 7: so my name is not on the insurance. So it's

843
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 7: going to cost four grand.

844
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,839
Speaker 3: Way way way way way way way way way. So

845
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 3: because you wait a second, did this recently happened?

846
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, like two weeks ago.

847
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 1: I thought it just.

848
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 3: Happened like a couple of years ago.

849
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 7: No, no, no, this is.

850
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 1: Happening right now.

851
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 3: So it's going to cost four thousand dollars fixed a

852
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 3: car or because you hadn't got a Reformer thing that

853
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,800
Speaker 3: your mum probably isn't even gonna like that much.

854
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, and it's the Reformer was like four hundred and eighty,

855
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:13,800
Speaker 7: which is pretty like expensive, I guess for like a

856
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 7: Christmas kids. Yeah, so you know, the the insurance costs

857
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 7: way more.

858
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 1: So technically the Reformer set costs four. My question was

859
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 1: going to be because I thought it happened to you

860
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 1: or two ago. Did your mum like the Reformer set?

861
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 1: But we're never going to know, Yeah.

862
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 3: We need an update. We're still going to go get it.

863
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: Hopefully it makes it worse, and your mom's like stoked.

864
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,280
Speaker 2: It actually keeps getting worse.

865
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 3: Oh it's not done, no what.

866
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:51,799
Speaker 7: Like just little stuff that kept happening, and I'm like, oh,

867
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 7: are you serious? Anyway, I picked up my old car

868
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 7: the next day. My friend dropped me at my mum's house.

869
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 7: Driving that back to town, realized I didn't pay red Joe,

870
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 7: so thank god I didn't get pulled over. Oh yeah, anyway,

871
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 7: same dag and email saying, Mike, my car the when

872
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 7: I just picked up insurance bill is jew just like

873
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 7: six hundred of bush win and then I went to

874
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,800
Speaker 7: fill up my car realized I didn't have the keys

875
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 7: to the fuel compartment with jeeps, like they don't come

876
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 7: with a cover to the Yeah, so.

877
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 2: They have keys.

878
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 7: The keys are on the car that I told, Oh

879
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 7: my joy over. So I had to get my mates

880
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 7: take me to the place which is like twenty minutes

881
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,760
Speaker 7: from are hourly, but it's like next to the airport

882
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,880
Speaker 7: to get that, come back, fee my car up. And

883
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:58,720
Speaker 7: then like through the week, I was trying to figure

884
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:02,240
Speaker 7: out how to get this reform, and like my brother's

885
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 7: car was like the only option, but it was getting fixed,

886
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 7: so he couldn't get it. So we're just leaving it

887
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:10,839
Speaker 7: there pretty much.

888
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

889
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 7: And then.

890
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 2: It was like Monday.

891
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:20,319
Speaker 7: I came off night shift, hadn't slept, had to pick

892
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 7: up my mate from the airport because she missed a flight.

893
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:26,360
Speaker 7: I get home, Mom calls me saying the cars are

894
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 7: right off. They're taking to the records at two pm.

895
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 2: And it's like twelve twelve o'clock. At this point.

896
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 7: I had to go out there get this reform and

897
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,360
Speaker 7: no idea how to get.

898
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 2: It home, just take it out of the car stop anyway.

899
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 7: I called Dad and I'm like, what the fuck do

900
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 7: I do with this? He ends up getting one of

901
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 7: his work truck drivers who just emptied the load, to

902
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 7: meet me there, and we strapped this AMA on the

903
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 7: back of a semi trailer and takes it to his work,

904
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 7: which is thirty minutes from dad's town. And it's still

905
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 7: sitting there. No idea how to get it to my hand.

906
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is Does your mum know that

907
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 3: this is all because of a reformer?

908
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:23,839
Speaker 7: She knows, it's like a gift. It's hard to not

909
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 7: tell her.

910
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 3: But he needed So the car that got written off

911
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 3: is your mum's vehicle? Right, Yeah, so she's now without

912
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 3: a vehicle.

913
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,319
Speaker 2: No, so she bought a new car.

914
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 7: Okay, she had a like I was just driving her

915
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 7: spell on before I could tell mine.

916
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, is that so good?

917
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:48,959
Speaker 1: Yes, spa that reformer. But Polari said, is like curse

918
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 1: or something.

919
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 3: And I think you need to give up on the reformer.

920
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 3: He said, I'm not gonna lie that. You need to

921
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 3: take the loss.

922
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:55,800
Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of.

923
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:57,399
Speaker 3: Is your mom going to make you pay her back

924
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 3: for the car? Or is she kind of like fuck it?

925
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 3: It was my second want. Don't worry about it.

926
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 7: Well, I'll have to pay for the insurance. I think

927
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 7: that's it. Yeah, I'm not too sure that like sorting

928
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 7: it out the month.

929
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: Glass half full. At least you didn't crash.

930
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 3: And hurt yourself, telling myself, at least you're a life.

931
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 3: Can't say the same for the kangaroo. I think we

932
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 3: need to start to go funny for you. Honestly, I

933
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 3: think we need to start to go funny for you

934
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 3: so you can get a fucking like a truck and

935
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 3: so then you can just not have this issue and

936
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 3: take the reform of PLARTI Stae wherever you want to go, like.

937
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 1: Everybody praying and pray. Your mum loves that reform plates thing.

938
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 2: She doesn't like it.

939
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, rightfully, So she has to act like she loves it.

940
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 3: From what you've been through, she has to act like it.

941
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 7: Wow, Like I don't go to home up very often.

942
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 2: I literally went down there.

943
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 7: For that, like I got a quick you know, like

944
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 7: I didn't like, you know, sometimes I'd just like to

945
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 7: do a day trip.

946
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, no, I just went for that.

947
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:11,839
Speaker 1: This is what you get for doing good things.

948
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was time to be selfish. Yeah, New Year's

949
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 3: resolution and but be selfish.

950
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:19,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got to stop things.

951
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 3: Not well, that's certainly that is a that's I got it.

952
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 3: I think that quite might be the biggest disaster which

953
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 3: had some bad ones today, but I think that is

954
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 3: like very bad. Yeah, thank you very much for telling it.

955
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 3: Though you're welcome, and I'm not going to lie. I

956
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 3: really want an update on this.

957
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:49,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, give us a text your mum's basically I need

958
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 1: an update.

959
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 3: I want to put in my calendar and message you

960
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 3: after Christmas to see what the update is and so

961
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 3: that we can have you back on the podcast.

962
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was definitely film let's go.

963
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:02,360
Speaker 1: Example.

964
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:05,280
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.

965
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 3: That that.

966
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 1: Oh girl, I just like never you know, when you're

967
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 1: getting that like recurring cycle, like bad shit happening. Yeah,

968
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:21,799
Speaker 1: and it's just snowballs one after another, one after another, and.

969
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 3: You're like, what is my life? I've never been to

970
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 3: something like that. I actually have never been to anything

971
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 3: like that.

972
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm comparing it to when you're like, you know,

973
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 1: when you're in the fridge or something you drop like

974
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:36,799
Speaker 1: blueberries and they fall everywhere. Yeah, then you go to

975
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 1: clean it up, and then you like drop the water when.

976
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 3: You and then and then like you get yogured out

977
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 3: and then you spoin it into a bowl and you

978
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 3: drop the spoon and yoga kind of spices everything like that.

979
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 3: It's that on a scale of like universe. Yeah, it's insane.

980
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 1: Ten times hundred times worse. Well, baddies, that was the

981
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 1: first confession session back yep, I think that was a bang.

982
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 1: Was fine, That was good. If you enjoyed it, let

983
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 1: us know. But next confession session prompt if you want

984
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:10,479
Speaker 1: to be called by us, is going to be anything to.

985
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:15,240
Speaker 3: Do with New Years. Whether that be a New Year's

986
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:19,279
Speaker 3: Eve story, a New Year's Day story. You could I

987
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,800
Speaker 3: mean to be fair, it could happen halfway through the year. Whatever.

988
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 3: Even resolutions could be the resolutions, resolutions disasters. That could

989
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 3: be cool.

990
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 1: I doubt any positive resolutions is going to come through.

991
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 3: They're never resolutions. I don't know how I feel that.

992
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,319
Speaker 3: But okay, anything to do with New Years. There will

993
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 3: be a link in the description to submit your story

994
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:41,240
Speaker 3: and then we will be in contact.

995
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:42,880
Speaker 1: Yes, and we love you.

996
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:43,359
Speaker 3: Stay bad