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Speaker 1: The Citsy and with with Kate Ritchie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Kate, I feel like you're barging in here because this

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Speaker 2: is something I've been working on. But you're suggesting I'm

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Speaker 2: not doing a very good job.

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Speaker 3: Now it's not that you're not doing a very good job,

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Speaker 3: but Fitz, you you have to agree with me here

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Speaker 3: as far as the far Too Personal Trainer book goes.

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Speaker 3: Whip is a self proclaimed creative and sometimes the creatives

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Speaker 3: can't get involved in.

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Speaker 4: The execution right of things, or.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes you know what, you know what creatives are like,

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Speaker 3: they're like, oh, I've got this idea and I'm looking

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Speaker 3: over here, and oh and now I'm looking over there

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Speaker 3: and an author, Yeah, you're You're a wonderful, great.

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Speaker 1: Author by all.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to work out when he's going to start

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Speaker 2: getting creative. Oh, you're going to have to wait, because

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Speaker 2: I believe update for you, Kate Richie. Yes, the books,

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Speaker 2: the five hundred we had approved here from Nova, they

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Speaker 2: will be landing.

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Speaker 1: Within the next three weeks. Oh wow, what three weeks?

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Speaker 3: We'll miss those Yeah, we'll miss the Christmas rush and

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Speaker 3: it'll be in time for the name. Is that what

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Speaker 3: you're saying. I just think you might need somebody as

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Speaker 3: a bit of a I guess like a project manager.

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Speaker 4: Like I'll be the Nate. You know Nate on our team.

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Speaker 1: You want to wear the hat tastes.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to be in charge. Well you need

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Speaker 4: you see someone to market it as well, get it

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Speaker 4: out there?

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Speaker 1: So true? Okay, project manager.

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Speaker 2: If that's the case, then ask away and set your

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Speaker 2: deadlines for them.

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Speaker 4: What have you got the cover and stuff sorted?

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Speaker 2: This is what Kate said to me yesterday. You don't

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Speaker 2: even have the cover sorted. Your legs were too hairy.

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Speaker 2: We went with Matt Dagrut.

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Speaker 4: You have a good call.

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Speaker 1: Good call. You haven't got anything sort of, I said Kate.

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Speaker 2: This time tomorrow I will so, Ladies and gentlemen, this

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Speaker 2: is exciting a moment I can show you, Kate Richie.

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Speaker 1: Swing around to your right. You'll notice there's an.

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Speaker 2: Easel covered with a beautiful satin blanket. I have the

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Speaker 2: front cover of the book complete, ready for reveal.

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Speaker 4: Am I doing this?

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Speaker 1: Is it? There's an easel? Is undau doing? Are you

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Speaker 1: ready for this? Kate? The front cover?

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Speaker 4: Am I going to be shocked by?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: I had printed out yesterday? Is the book that beat.

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Speaker 4: No one's going to be able to read that or

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Speaker 4: the train.

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Speaker 1: I've got like a promo poster made the front cover.

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Speaker 4: Who's in charge of this?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, we'll put this on our socials too, so you

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Speaker 1: can see the great moment. Everybody like a barrel girl?

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Speaker 1: You are you? Not horrible? Tom?

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Speaker 2: Get in there and help when they christen a ship

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Speaker 2: and that the champagne bottle doesn't break.

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Speaker 1: She's knocked it off the easel.

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Speaker 4: This is.

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Speaker 2: The far too personal trainer macter roots legs, not Ma

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Speaker 2: de Groot's body.

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Speaker 1: There's a topless man there. I had a shirt on

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Speaker 1: in that shoes. We decided not to go with the shirt.

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Speaker 4: But I don't think that's your torso either, is it?

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Speaker 2: And it's definitely my legs. It's definitely your legs. MDD

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I mean it says written as ben Holder

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Speaker 2: down the bottom. The torso's brand new.

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Speaker 4: I need to ask you a question.

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Speaker 3: Why why does it not say Michael whipper whip flee

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Speaker 3: on there at all?

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Speaker 4: Are you embarrassed?

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: No, it's just mom and Dad don't know about it yet,

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Speaker 2: So I just feel like if they and you'll see

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Speaker 2: best seller is written there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, But then I think in small writing it says,

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Speaker 3: could this be the best seller?

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Speaker 1: You know what I do?

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Speaker 3: I mean, look, I'm impressed with it. I think the

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Speaker 3: color's good. I think it would be striking in a bookstore.

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Speaker 3: I think it might get some good coverage right up

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Speaker 3: the front, if you get the booksellers on board. My

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Speaker 3: concern though, is if you're not doing.

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Speaker 4: An audible book.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and you expect people to carry this around

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Speaker 3: in their handbag. They're waiting at the train station, perhaps

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Speaker 3: they're on the tram yep, don't you? Is there a

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Speaker 3: solution perhaps to some level of embarrassment about reading an

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Speaker 3: erotic novel at you know seven twenty in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Fitz Kate told me about this yesterday.

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Speaker 2: She said this was embarrassing when everyone would get on

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Speaker 2: a plane, everyone had fifty sheds of gray.

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Speaker 1: You know what I've done.

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Speaker 2: I've taken the acronyms right of the Far Too Personal

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Speaker 2: Trainer TFTPT, and I've created two sleeves.

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Speaker 1: There's a sleeve that you can get with a book.

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Speaker 4: Now, oh good, you are listening.

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Speaker 1: How a long of this Ten.

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Speaker 2: Facts to please Tibetans And there's a happy Tibetan guy

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Speaker 2: on the front. All right, So that's one sleeve that

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Speaker 2: you can choose with the same acronym as the Far

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Speaker 2: Too Personal Trainer, or choose sleeve number two Tips for

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Speaker 2: Training pet type hands.

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Speaker 4: Show me the snake one.

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Speaker 1: Look, yeah, I've printed it out tips pet type hands.

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Speaker 3: Oh, so you think that it's better to be thought

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Speaker 3: of as a snake scened or a Tibetan fan or

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Speaker 3: a snag.

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Speaker 2: Ten Facts to Please Tibetans written as ben Holder.

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Speaker 4: I'd buy that book more than the other one. I

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Speaker 4: like this guy with the snakes in his hand, the.

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Speaker 1: Happy I would read that book.

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Speaker 3: If the Far Too Personal Train Personal Trainer was you

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Speaker 3: rocked up to the gym and blokehead two taype hands, now,

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Speaker 3: I would read that.

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Speaker 1: It's not the idea.

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Speaker 4: These are just that's book to fit.

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Speaker 2: These are sleeve options, guys. Kim in Penrith, welcome to

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 1: What did you want to say? Kim? How you going?

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Speaker 1: What did you want to say? Kim? I'm fast book us.

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Speaker 1: Me and my partner are so we I'm very Oh, Kim,

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Speaker 1: terrible line.

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Speaker 4: Kim and her partner.

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Speaker 1: Are what can you take a step to the left?

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Speaker 3: Kim, Yes, tell us about you and your partner.

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Speaker 1: We're quite adventurous, so I'm very excited to get my

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Speaker 1: hands on this book.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you could do a bit of role play, is

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Speaker 4: that what you're saying?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we like to train new seam Okay, that's fine.

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Speaker 2: And if you needed to choose a sleeve, would you

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Speaker 2: like ten facts of please to betons or tips of

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Speaker 2: training pet type hands?

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Speaker 1: Yes, of course, that is great news. Thank you, Kim

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Speaker 1: put herself, put her down. Tommy is on the list, on.

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Speaker 3: The list, Thank you so much for listening to me.

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Speaker 3: Do you see the benefit in having somebody steer the

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Speaker 3: ship from this heir.

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Speaker 2: I'm happy for Kate Richie to be the official project

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Speaker 2: manager of the Far Too Personal Training. Congratulations to you

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Speaker 2: Kate on your appointment.

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Speaker 4: And congratulations to you with Kate. Ritchie is a no

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Speaker 4: A podcast.

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