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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fitzi and Whipp, a podcast that has.

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Speaker 2: Been a bit of a running theme on the show. Today, Guard,

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Speaker 2: I'm talking about food. This guy, he's on death row.

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Speaker 2: He's at a shocker mate anyway, he's soon to say

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Speaker 2: goodbye to the world.

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Speaker 1: Gary.

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Speaker 2: His name is believe it or not, forty nine years

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Speaker 2: seeing there, Ram Rode. No, I'm pretty serious if you're

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Speaker 2: on death row. I won't go into what he did

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Speaker 2: because it's sin of takes the article to more of

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Speaker 2: a serious place, but.

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Speaker 1: Just slips to have a lot.

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Speaker 3: So let's not talk about why he's going to talk

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Speaker 3: about what he did.

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Speaker 1: Says we can't have any more fun. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: really do think from death row.

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Speaker 2: Can be looked upon as a little bit serious. This

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Speaker 2: is what confuses me about death row. You know that

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Speaker 2: you're about to go out.

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Speaker 1: Right, Why are there any privileges for what this person

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Speaker 1: has done?

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Speaker 4: Do you know?

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Speaker 1: Why do you get a last meal? We know you're on.

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Speaker 2: Death row, a little bit sorry for you because of

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Speaker 2: mass killing, so we are going to offer you a

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Speaker 2: of your choice.

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Speaker 1: But is it a good chef? Because that's the final

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Speaker 1: stitch up. I don't think you get a good chef.

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Speaker 1: And that's the thing. Is it just from the cafeteria?

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Speaker 1: I'd like you can Is it the ice cream from

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Speaker 1: the Kujibo hotel? Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: The joke's on you here two scoops of beauty?

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Speaker 1: No, but that's that's the weird twist in this whole thing.

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Speaker 2: It's like going, you've done something so horrible you don't

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Speaker 2: deserve to be on this planet. But you know what,

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Speaker 2: how about a dozen natural cigarette I can get you

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Speaker 2: some dumplings as well?

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Speaker 1: Did you want a champagne at all?

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Speaker 2: It's like you've been given a first class option to

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Speaker 2: try anything you've always wanted to before we say goodbye?

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Speaker 1: What you go to? What would you would have to be?

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Speaker 4: Sleep?

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Speaker 2: For me?

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Speaker 1: It was a steak.

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Speaker 4: You'd have to go wago.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't you pizza and ice cream?

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Speaker 2: It would annoy me a little bit if they don't

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Speaker 2: give you a time limit on your eating. So if

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Speaker 2: they said all right, you can have your last meal,

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Speaker 2: you're going to be dead in five hours, you go,

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I needed I needed three days of consumption

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Speaker 2: and I needed two weeks of decision making.

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Speaker 1: So give it to me in riding. Let me know

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Speaker 1: the timeframe of this feast.

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Speaker 4: Anyone here at the prison got a contact for Heston Blumenthal.

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Speaker 1: Your mom's baking an egg ice cream? Is that possible?

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Speaker 4: How I would like a degastation, of course, one with

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Speaker 4: matching wine, mock.

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Speaker 1: Turtle soup with something French and sticky? Please? Is that possible?

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Speaker 1: I don't think you're going to get You have mates

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Speaker 1: taking chips. What do you want? No? No, it was

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Speaker 1: two lobster roll. You know when you get so full,

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Speaker 1: and this is what I think you would do. You

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Speaker 1: get so full or you wake up so hungover that

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Speaker 1: you go Death's not a bad option.

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Speaker 2: I'm so badly beaten up by what I've done to

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Speaker 2: myself the night before.

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Speaker 1: If I was to be put to rest by an injection,

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Speaker 1: I reckon I'd be alright with it.

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Speaker 2: Would you want to find yourself in that state where

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Speaker 2: you're not angry about leaving because of what you've done

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Speaker 2: to not the others, but just to yourself.

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Speaker 4: When you pass away as well and your body's going

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Speaker 4: through what is it riga mortis? Prior to the rigor,

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Speaker 4: I think you you you let him of your release

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Speaker 4: gas and the rest. I mean as a big if

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Speaker 4: you two authorities. Do you actually eat something that you

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Speaker 4: know is going to have a bit of like a

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Speaker 4: liter of prunese, some onions off the barbie. Yeah, I

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Speaker 4: just have a plate full of onions on the barbie.

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Speaker 2: Sure you don't want anything else, mister Fitzhild No, no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 2: Fritzy went out with one last joke. As they're doing

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Speaker 2: up the body bag. This boks gone for a super

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Speaker 2: supreme deep dish pizza, double portion of Musian onion onions,

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Speaker 2: kilipino peppers, pepperoni pizza. I think he's got your right mind.

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Speaker 2: She's gone Kilipino parmesan cheese, packets of ranch dressing, family

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Speaker 2: sized pack of Dorito's Nacho's cheese flavor, Kilipino nacho cheese

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Speaker 2: slice Kilipino is too large, strawberry shakes, cherry coke, one

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Speaker 2: super sized McDonald's fries with extra ketchup and mayonnaise, and

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Speaker 2: two pints of strawberry ice cream.

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Speaker 1: He's not going to get through that now. It's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Good way to go out, though, isn't it. By the

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Speaker 1: end of the if you were consumed that whmember.

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Speaker 2: We had the guy that came in here and we

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Speaker 2: did like a dumpling eating competition. To the end of that,

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Speaker 2: someone said to me, I can give you a little something.

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Speaker 2: It will help your rest right now. Not crazy. I

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Speaker 2: felt so sick.

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Speaker 1: Zero you were so on. Well he's ready to go again.

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Speaker 1: We kept going tonight.

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Speaker 4: Unbelievable.

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Speaker 3: Where is a Wikipedia page which is quite fun, which

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Speaker 3: has every last meal ever ordered by anyone on death

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Speaker 3: row in the United States, so you can go through

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Speaker 3: the entire list, and says you will be pleased to

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Speaker 3: know that Barton Kirkham in nineteen fifty eight, who was

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Speaker 3: hung for robbery, just ordered pizzas and ice cream. They

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Speaker 3: go simple, but to give you a bit of an

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Speaker 3: insight into just how wild you can go. So Clayton Locket,

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Speaker 3: who as a murderer he went out years ago, ordered

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Speaker 3: his shout and brow steak, shrimp, a large baked potato,

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Speaker 3: and Kentucky bourbon pea campie. The meal was denied though,

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Speaker 3: because it exceeded the fifteen dollars limit that is imposed

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Speaker 3: on prison.

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Speaker 1: It's just a plate of onions blow So they got

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Speaker 1: him sizzler. He's gone out on cheesy toast. Not bad

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Speaker 1: way to go out. You're listening to the Fitzi and

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Speaker 1: Whipper podcast