Speaker 1: Get adelaide. Let's do this, and we pay our respects
Speaker 1: to the late Sandlog and it's very.
Speaker 2: Old when we played the reverly Here's nine and telnost
Speaker 2: theme and then missus Mbalis. We'll pay our respects to shannonhity.
Speaker 3: All. That's not respectful.
Speaker 2: So what about this? She hadn't very sadly died of
Speaker 2: cancer at age fifty three on the weekend. However, she
Speaker 2: has left a list of people she doesn't wanted her funeral.
Speaker 2: Give that a clap?
Speaker 1: Yeah, good stuff, shading a nice little a nice little
Speaker 1: parting whack.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So she's spoken about her plans and her burial
Speaker 2: arrangements on her Let's Be Clear podcast, where she frequently
Speaker 2: opened up about her health journey and her hopes for
Speaker 2: the future. This is what she said and I loved it.
Speaker 2: She claimed that there would be some people who will
Speaker 2: only go to her funeral big as they feel like
Speaker 2: they have to, feeling the pressure not to look bad. Okay,
Speaker 2: I've thought about this. Have you ever thought about the
Speaker 2: people that were to turn up to your funeral just
Speaker 2: because they don't want other people to go? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: he didn't come, or she din car.
Speaker 1: And I've often thought about the people who maybe some
Speaker 1: people and everyone's got one that you work with, and
Speaker 1: you're like, do I have to go to their funeral?
Speaker 1: I don't think they want me their funeral. If I
Speaker 1: don't go, it's going to look bad. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So she said, they'll show up because it's the politically
Speaker 2: correct thing to do, and they don't want to look bad.
Speaker 2: So I kind of want to take the pressure off them.
Speaker 2: And I want my funeral to be like a love fest,
Speaker 2: she said. I don't want people crying or people to
Speaker 2: be privately like, thank God that bitch is dead.
Speaker 1: Now one more die.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, all right, let's go around the room. Who don't
Speaker 2: you want it your funeral? I'll start Daniel Lane. When
Speaker 2: I was fourteen, he was my first boyfriend. He broke
Speaker 2: my heart. He left me for Melissa Wilson because she
Speaker 2: was a lot more developed than I was. If you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, No, what do you mean emotionally?
Speaker 2: Emotionally developed?
Speaker 1: She was mature.
Speaker 2: So he's not coming. Anyone who's ever come up to
Speaker 2: me in the street and said, oh my goodness, you
Speaker 2: look so much better off the telly. You're not coming
Speaker 2: to my funeral.
Speaker 1: I haven't hang on how many times does that happen
Speaker 1: a lot?
Speaker 2: What happens all the time? You're so much prettier in
Speaker 2: real life. That's but I kind of I'm torn with
Speaker 2: that because I think would it be worse the other
Speaker 2: way round? Meet me in real life and go, oh
Speaker 2: my god, you're so much prettier on the Telly.
Speaker 1: How about you just want a version where people like
Speaker 1: you're pretty on Telly and in real life.
Speaker 2: Okay, so those people aren't coming on about you hazy for.
Speaker 1: Me and just just just hear me out here for me,
Speaker 1: And this has probably been a strict wall of mine,
Speaker 1: probably from the beginning, but for me, no NECROPHILIAX, straight up,
Speaker 1: and it's going to be. It's going to be in
Speaker 1: my last letter, No necrophiliac my funeral for obvious reasons.
Speaker 1: I just sort of feel like he could ruin the
Speaker 1: vice you're going to get. What about you produce that?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: And no, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't hold grudges, So everyone can come except except
Speaker 5: Ethan Powell from year seven. We kissed at the bike
Speaker 5: crack Yeah, yeah, it was really cute, and then after
Speaker 5: school that day he kissed a listen at the bike
Speaker 5: crack two girls in one day.
Speaker 2: Day What's.
Speaker 1: Layer turns out boys as players to.
Speaker 2: Yeah boys players. Okay, God, Abby, I need you to
Speaker 2: narrow your list of people who don't want funeral.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to think who I wouldn't want their Probably
Speaker 4: like Tank Andry would just bark the entire time, So
Speaker 4: probably not them.
Speaker 2: Yeah they'd yeah, but they'd be super annoying, would be disrespectful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. I'd probably say, Yeah, I'm the same a
Speaker 4: boy that I kissed at school at the bag racks.
Speaker 2: He was my first kiss.
Speaker 3: And then he.
Speaker 4: And then he got his friend to break up with
Speaker 4: me over the phone during school holidays. He didn't even
Speaker 4: do it himself because we're going to high school and
Speaker 4: we're going to two different schools, so he can.
Speaker 2: Primary school thing. Because I remember saying that Daniel, let's
Speaker 2: hang out on the holidays. Is like about that? Seea
Speaker 2: really mean with.
Speaker 1: You clearly got plans with Ethan.
Speaker 2: Sorry, ladies, we spoke a little earlier about Shannondoherty and
Speaker 2: she has left a list of people she does not
Speaker 2: want at her funeral, and you can probably guess one
Speaker 2: or two. Lissa Milano, her co star and charm they
Speaker 2: never got.
Speaker 1: Along famously, never got a long term, didn't she. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she had some enemies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was a little bit difficult on the set
Speaker 2: of nine O two or oero apparently. So she has
Speaker 2: basically said, I don't want people to come along crying,
Speaker 2: or people to be privately like thank god that bitch
Speaker 2: is dead.
Speaker 1: I like how blun she is.
Speaker 2: That is her attitude. But it got us to thinking
Speaker 2: planning your funeral. You got some ideas of how you
Speaker 2: want things to run.
Speaker 1: And I think I think most people are like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't want it to be sad, but most funerals
Speaker 1: are sad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's be honest about that.
Speaker 1: And even when people try and play happy music, it
Speaker 1: almost adds to the sadness.
Speaker 2: Yeah, would you.
Speaker 1: Like he would have been so happy? Which makes us sad.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm happy or sad. But this
Speaker 1: year is coming out.
Speaker 2: What a raft of emotions you go through at funerals.
Speaker 1: I know what about you? You got a theme on your funeral?
Speaker 2: I do so. When they're lowering the coffin down, yeah,
Speaker 2: I want someone to play this.
Speaker 1: Please please explain the concept here.
Speaker 5: Wait for it.
Speaker 2: It comes step.
Speaker 1: Apparent lower her into the ground. Okay, I see, I
Speaker 1: just thought you want people to working at your own funerals.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very very interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want you front and setter working at my
Speaker 2: funeral place and kick things off. I know people are
Speaker 2: going to be shy, right, No one wants to be
Speaker 2: the first one on the dance floor. But on this occasion,
Speaker 2: you start the tworking.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's fine, I'll start the working out of my funeral.
Speaker 1: You need to start the work. I want the first
Speaker 1: song on the dance floor to be this place. Yeah, yeah, much,
Speaker 1: and I'll be watching Papa Bad going. Come on, someone
Speaker 1: dares do it? Just I would want you to not
Speaker 1: be awkward. Okay, stop looking at each other. Maybe, what
Speaker 1: the hell are we playing this?
Speaker 2: We both just put each other under extraordinary pressure at
Speaker 2: each other's funerals. Haven't we any other thoughts for your funeral?
Speaker 6: Um?
Speaker 1: Yeah not really. I want it to be I want
Speaker 1: it to be on Friday too, by the way.
Speaker 2: Oh why some people get the dath work.
Speaker 1: Some people get the dath work and they can genuinely
Speaker 1: have a good time. The amount of funerals that I
Speaker 1: see that are held on a Monday or a Tuesday,
Speaker 1: and then it turns into it. Oh, I've got to
Speaker 1: go to this funeral. Yeah, got to go there. I've
Speaker 1: got to be seen. Won't Maybe I'll have a beer
Speaker 1: or two, but it's a Monday. Can't go nuts. I
Speaker 1: want people to go nuts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a very valid point.
Speaker 1: I want them to celebrate responsibly with twenty to forty
Speaker 1: five yeers e.
Speaker 2: So fifteen twenty four ten, please give us a call
Speaker 2: right now. Have you planned your funeral meticulously gone? This
Speaker 2: is how I want it to go down.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's not really more. But because you want to
Speaker 1: a lot of people there. I think most people wanted
Speaker 1: to be crowded. Yeah, but also you want to go
Speaker 1: out with the bang. Yeah, you want it to be memorable.
Speaker 2: I have one more a prerequisite for my funeral, and
Speaker 2: that is every morning that attends has to go up
Speaker 2: to my husband Greek and say, don't you ever ever
Speaker 2: find love again? So do you ever find an ounce
Speaker 2: of happiness? Because she's gone and you can never replace her.
Speaker 1: You know, in heaven she's not being with anyone. She's
Speaker 1: faithful to you even when she's up in heaven.
Speaker 2: Well, it depends.
Speaker 1: Celebrities take it to the next level zone. Yeah, they do.
Speaker 5: Some of these celebrities and their wishes have been outrageous.
Speaker 5: First of all, Tupac, obviously one of the most epic
Speaker 5: rappers of all time. He skipped the funeral, had his
Speaker 5: ashes smoked by members of his.
Speaker 2: Old group Outlaws.
Speaker 1: Very good, shut up.
Speaker 5: They sat around and smoked his ashes.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding?
Speaker 7: That?
Speaker 5: Not insane? For a long time it was just a rumor,
Speaker 5: but they confirmed it in twenty eleven.
Speaker 1: They did it, so it didn't And maybe you've got
Speaker 1: this one here, didn't Keith Richard's snort his dad's ashes?
Speaker 3: Oh god, I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's insane though.
Speaker 1: I've just I've just thrown that out of nowhere. Hopefully
Speaker 1: that's Yeah.
Speaker 5: I hope you made it up, because that is.
Speaker 3: Hunter S.
Speaker 5: Thompson. Maybe not as commonly known, but he old school
Speaker 5: died and his wishes were to have his ashes blasted
Speaker 5: out of the cannon.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, isn't that insane? He was an author authors of you.
Speaker 2: Know, different build a bit, different authors, aren't they. Yeah?
Speaker 5: Fred power At, the inventor of pringles. He wanted to
Speaker 5: be buried in Pringles can.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's fine as well.
Speaker 2: What flavor though? That's a really good question.
Speaker 5: Because you're not going out original.
Speaker 1: But also being the last pringle in that point of
Speaker 1: view for the prinkle when you see the person looking
Speaker 1: in there and they're trying to get it as.
Speaker 2: Well, even in death, you're like you still, I know he's.
Speaker 1: Going to tilt me now I'm bugging.
Speaker 4: That's how it feels to be the last single person
Speaker 4: on the planet.
Speaker 1: What would you plan for your funeral? Good morning to you, Claire.
Speaker 1: You've been planning your funeral?
Speaker 6: Yeah, a little bit, Ye, a little bit.
Speaker 8: What are we doing on Oh, we're definitely going to
Speaker 8: have party piles and like sausage rolls and stuff there,
Speaker 8: like that sort of.
Speaker 9: Food, because.
Speaker 1: Because you can't be sad when you're having a party,
Speaker 1: it's a party.
Speaker 2: Good morning, mel.
Speaker 7: Hello, good morning. How are you?
Speaker 2: We're good your funeral director?
Speaker 7: I am? I am all sorts of things.
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, Okay, I don't want to drill down because
Speaker 2: we don't have too much time. But what are some
Speaker 2: of the most amazing things you've ever seen at the funeral?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 7: Look, the most amazing thing I had was a lady
Speaker 7: pre planned hers. She wanted everybody to write on her
Speaker 7: coffin have a shot of dam Booker and then wanted
Speaker 7: to be carried out to put another log on the fire.
Speaker 1: It's talking about. She was watching on from above and
Speaker 1: she was very content. You can guarantee that.
Speaker 2: That is incredible. Now, yeah, so you've got experience on
Speaker 2: this front. What do you want to happen at yours?
Speaker 7: I mine's very simple. I just want somebody to come
Speaker 7: along dressed as the Grim Reapers, to stand at the
Speaker 7: back of the room and say nothing.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, no, he is here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's actually physically here. Oh, we could talk to
Speaker 2: you all day. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Well, so, Mel before you go, obviously you're a funeral director.
Speaker 1: Surely discount discompt for your own funeral.
Speaker 7: Oh maybe maybe hopefully fingers crossed.
Speaker 2: You know, well, it's not Male's problem. She didn't have
Speaker 2: to pay for it, does she. Someone else got to
Speaker 2: flip the bill.
Speaker 1: That'spot on cold. Good morning to you, Good.
Speaker 2: Morning, good morning. What do you want at your funeral?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: My is my husband. Actually he has decided it's going
Speaker 6: to be in Victoria Square, in the middle of Victoria Square,
Speaker 6: and he wants a group of fifty or sixty Italian
Speaker 6: old Italian women in black fining Maria to him, I.
Speaker 1: Thank you what to send off? What a gorgeous send off?
Speaker 1: Very nice.
Speaker 6: I don't know how that happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And the best thing about that is all the
Speaker 2: people wandering down from Good Austrata, like what that it's
Speaker 2: going on here, dear and good morning? What do you want?
Speaker 8: Well, I'm yet to convince my parents, but what I
Speaker 8: really want is like a clue game. So they need
Speaker 8: to rent a castle instead of a church. And I
Speaker 8: want everybody nineteen twenty so dressed up to a tea
Speaker 8: and my death to be incorporated into the story, paid
Speaker 8: actors and everything.
Speaker 1: That's what we're talking about. Let's turn it into something.
Speaker 1: It's genuinely interesting.
Speaker 2: That is a lot of effort, though. That's like when
Speaker 2: people ask you and I to go to dress up parties,
Speaker 2: and for the love of God its Saturday afternoon. Cannot
Speaker 2: be bothered. But if it's a funeral, maybe a different story. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like that. Let's all continue to plan our funerals
Speaker 1: for the future. Yes, please, nice, isn't.
Speaker 2: It's where you're waking up to Adelaide.
Speaker 3: Hies.
Speaker 2: Let's hope everyone can get them complete.
Speaker 3: Let's start with this rats.
Speaker 2: There has been a photo post of the social media
Speaker 2: showing a very unwelcome visitor at the Royal Adelaide Hospital.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, it's been called ra to tulli ye.
Speaker 3: Else.
Speaker 2: Thanks thanks producing m. Yeah. So it shows the rodent
Speaker 2: and a rattle dock appears to show the rodent and
Speaker 2: is accompanied by the words top tip to hospital managers.
Speaker 2: Cutting cleanness duties to save costs probably works out worse
Speaker 2: in the long term when it results in rats in
Speaker 2: said hospitals. Doesn't say where it was taken in the hospital.
Speaker 2: This hospital costs two point seven billion dollars. We've got
Speaker 2: rats run around.
Speaker 1: Just a rat cruise and pass. Yeah, just finished up.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's watching The Origin was the last night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe just caught up with the main and he had
Speaker 1: too many beers.
Speaker 2: He's watching Origin.
Speaker 1: He just cruise and I haven't been like New South
Speaker 1: World and he got filmed at the Royal Adelaide to
Speaker 1: Hospital and everyone's like, oh, you're like, that's not fair,
Speaker 1: especially when you're a rat and you cruise it through
Speaker 1: and you're like, I'm a slick rain and everyone's like,
Speaker 1: you guys don't deserve that sort of reputation.
Speaker 2: I get it, I get it. It's just a rat
Speaker 2: trying to watch the origin and get home, you know,
Speaker 2: took a little detour through the.
Speaker 1: Hospital and trying to get home safely. He doesn't need
Speaker 1: that sort of backlash. Not good for his.
Speaker 2: Mental health and judgment.
Speaker 4: Everyone knows that there's rats all through the city though
Speaker 4: it's a thing. Are they I used to work in
Speaker 4: a hotel or I won't say which one, and there
Speaker 4: was always constantly rats. Really, yeah, it doesn't matter how
Speaker 4: much clean. Where do they go like to sleep? Because
Speaker 4: I saw underground tunnels, so they sleep in the tunnels
Speaker 4: under Adelaide?
Speaker 2: Do they? We don't.
Speaker 4: Actually, I haven't know how much rat sleep. But yeah,
Speaker 4: there's rats everywhere. Cot croaches too.
Speaker 1: You've goated a couple of rats?
Speaker 4: A oh, I've dated all of the rats, all of
Speaker 4: them across the country.
Speaker 2: I actually know where they sleep. Then if you've gone
Speaker 2: back to.
Speaker 4: The rats, they're not sleeping there in someone else's bed usually.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: Oh they're rats.
Speaker 1: They're not.
Speaker 2: Okay, got any more real news for us.
Speaker 4: We're not gonna talk about rats. We are going to
Speaker 4: talk about animals and keep that theme going. So the
Speaker 4: RSPCA are hosting for the first time ever a twilight
Speaker 4: adoption night, So essentially they're throwing their new headquarters open
Speaker 4: down at o'halor and Hill my Deck of the Woods,
Speaker 4: and they'll be open from four until eight. There's around
Speaker 4: twenty three cats and kittens. There's twenty six dogs and puppies.
Speaker 4: There's some guinea pigs. So if you are looking for
Speaker 4: a new pet, maybe not a rat to cuddle up
Speaker 4: to at night, go to the RSPCA.
Speaker 1: I just know, personality wise, guinea pigs not going to
Speaker 1: offer a lot. Okay, thank you, small little brick.
Speaker 2: I know so many people who love guinea pigs.
Speaker 1: Though, good for practicing shot put, that's all. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: do it myself. Yeah, I'm a former guinea pig owner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. They can't up in Queensland. They're not
Speaker 2: allowed to have them. So I've got a friend. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're a pest up there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so every time she every time she comes down,
Speaker 4: her auntie has one, so she loses it because they're
Speaker 4: not allowed to have him up there.
Speaker 2: Great guinea pig chat, you guys, guinea pig chat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had a squeeze and it's sick.
Speaker 2: Eleven do you have any news or no?
Speaker 1: They'll do okays.
Speaker 2: He doesn't even know what day it is.
Speaker 1: What I will say is though producer Emily has just
Speaker 1: quite rudely just shifted out of the studio. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: what's their problem.
Speaker 2: She's probably going to throw up again.
Speaker 1: Just having a little speed.
Speaker 2: She is pregnant. Can we practice that? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: we're an over.
Speaker 1: And honest out.
Speaker 2: Okay, can we do the six fifteen betting machine?
Speaker 1: Couz sure? Can you drop the first question next?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: But oh gosh, here comes Emily. That awesome most awesome
Speaker 1: is most awesome coffee with the good coffee that's coffee
Speaker 1: in the city. Oh, that's what we're doing, Joe's. We
Speaker 1: could get off a couple of weeks ago with Jodian
Speaker 1: Hate's Most Awesome donut. And didn't that just go absolutely bokers.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm crazy, crazy, crazy, really crazy stuff. You're crazy.
Speaker 2: We are on the hand for Adelaide's Most Awesome Coffee.
Speaker 2: So what we need you to do is nominate your
Speaker 2: favorite place, get around them, get around your local business
Speaker 2: where you frequent each and every day, and you love
Speaker 2: the brew that they serve up.
Speaker 1: I've said this before but I am genuinely in love
Speaker 1: with everything that comes with Willow Band on, Queen Shreat
Speaker 1: and rest Word.
Speaker 2: I saw the Willow Band van outside of my house yesterday.
Speaker 3: I think it's a bit we had a hazy center
Speaker 3: around here.
Speaker 2: What's happening?
Speaker 1: They must have heard that you don't go there, so
Speaker 1: they're coming to knock on your door to recruit you.
Speaker 2: I go to Nathaniels, which is my local. They are outstanding.
Speaker 1: See I've heard that Nathaniel sucks.
Speaker 2: Skyl do not start. Do not start beef between Nathaniels
Speaker 2: and Willow Bend. But that's the rivalry.
Speaker 1: That's what it's like if someone ragged on your local
Speaker 1: coffee shop. Genuinely take it personally.
Speaker 2: Well, I just did mate put down that nith thanks
Speaker 2: very much.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: So some nominations so far. Commune in Setan, Stacks of
Speaker 2: snacks on Goodwood Road, great coffee there apparently been to Heaven.
Speaker 1: Coffee, the.
Speaker 4: Very nice love that the seller door se double l
Speaker 4: e door in Brighton and coffee factory important no longer
Speaker 4: all right, gotta.
Speaker 1: Be quick too. Yes, nominations close this afternoon, so make
Speaker 1: sure you had to know.
Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 2: You can also text to so for double O nine
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Speaker 1: Let's talk clowns, Showery and also I'll put the question
Speaker 1: out there. Do you suffer from cool rephobia fair clowns? Yes,
Speaker 1: an extreme or irrational fear of clowns on do you
Speaker 1: it's a genuine thing. I'm not really sure, because of
Speaker 1: course you've got some of the lovable clowns like Krusty
Speaker 1: the clowns and the clown.
Speaker 3: Up little Staffy Laffy clown.
Speaker 1: But then also you've got Pennywise to clown. Oh my
Speaker 1: very goodness, he's an evil clown. Yeah, I really scary.
Speaker 1: Or you've also you've got the clown off happy Gilmore
Speaker 1: that spits the ball back it happy after he sinks
Speaker 1: up part clown.
Speaker 2: He's so angry happy, he's got angry issues.
Speaker 1: Almost that happy. He's got a bit of cool erphobia.
Speaker 1: David ket Are you familiar with his work?
Speaker 2: Courtney Cox's X Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. The ship I've got in front of me
Speaker 1: says his best work is he's rolling screen but Courtney
Speaker 1: Cox's X obviously, so it didn't work out. But he
Speaker 1: was the partner of Pretty Sure.
Speaker 2: They had a daughter Cocos together. Why do I know
Speaker 2: this stuff?
Speaker 1: That is nice? But I know him. His best work
Speaker 1: his role in Scary Movie as Officer Doofy for those
Speaker 1: that know how good. Oh gosh, he is using his
Speaker 1: time now and obviously he's got a favorite of spare time.
Speaker 1: He wants to give clowns the chance to be reborn
Speaker 1: again because they've got a really, really bad rap.
Speaker 2: Wow. How does David plan on going about this?
Speaker 1: He said? The clowns have been demonized by depictions in
Speaker 1: horror movies such as American Horror Story and of course
Speaker 1: it Pennywise a clown. He said, there's more good clowns
Speaker 1: out there then there are scary clowns, despite what kinds
Speaker 1: of films are being made. He said, I love clowns
Speaker 1: in general, and if you find clowns creepy, you should
Speaker 1: give them a second shot. And I've got to be honest,
Speaker 1: I feel like back in the day, clowns were trustworthy,
Speaker 1: and now clowns are scary as hell.
Speaker 2: Almost like clowns have been canceled.
Speaker 1: No clowns are being canceled, and if you're a clown,
Speaker 1: feel free to give us call third A twenty four
Speaker 1: to ten. We'll put your on air. Promise you that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you can support your people because do you remember
Speaker 1: that was that clown group, the Scary Clowns group thing
Speaker 1: that was going around on Facebook. Oh, yes, like the
Speaker 1: Adelaide's Scary Clowns. Yes, that was insanely terrifying. Yes, horrible
Speaker 1: And if you saw one of those clowns and it
Speaker 1: got to the stage where we didn't even know if
Speaker 1: they actually existed, yeah, because there was far dos and stuff.
Speaker 1: But if you saw one of those kinds, particular if
Speaker 1: you were youngster, you'd be scarred for life.
Speaker 2: Are they in jail? I don't Adelaide Scary Clowns.
Speaker 1: I don't really know that would potentially sort them out.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't be a maximum facility like Yahler would. It
Speaker 2: would sort of be like a clown rehab place. No
Speaker 2: huge powers for good not evil.
Speaker 1: What are you guys doing? We're in here because we
Speaker 1: were staring children with blood on our faces and also
Speaker 1: nice but also this, you guys are hilarious forgetting people's names.
Speaker 1: I know as soon as you get introduced to someone,
Speaker 1: it's like you've been given this responsibility of remembering that
Speaker 1: person's remembering people's kids' names as well.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's even harder.
Speaker 1: It can be really, really tricky. I've told you the
Speaker 1: story before about a bloke that I was calling Paul
Speaker 1: for the best part of two two and a half years,
Speaker 1: only to learn later on his name was Steve. So
Speaker 1: there's one part of that that's like, why did you
Speaker 1: let it happen? But also the other parts on me
Speaker 1: to do it so confidently. Yeah, and we've never spoken
Speaker 1: about I just sort of transitioned from Paul into his
Speaker 1: correct name, Steve.
Speaker 2: Can I from the other side of the fence talk
Speaker 2: about that because that's happened to both me and my
Speaker 2: husband this year. So Greg has at school sport every
Speaker 2: Saturday of the season, gone along to netball and be
Speaker 2: called Mark.
Speaker 1: Mark and he doesn't look like a mark, by the way.
Speaker 2: Not a mark, And it's so far down the track
Speaker 2: that he doesn't know how to correct it, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like, if you don't do it the
Speaker 2: first time, then it's like if you eventually correct.
Speaker 3: The people go why didn't you stop me?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: As it's so far down the line that if he
Speaker 1: saw this person, the person did recognizing me, be like,
Speaker 1: it's me Mark, It's very.
Speaker 3: Mark, he'd own it.
Speaker 2: And then I was at a gym class the other
Speaker 2: day and it was one of those situations where the
Speaker 2: instructor goes, okay, everyone pair up, which is oh God, okay,
Speaker 2: I'd rather just don't my own thing. But anyway, so
Speaker 2: this woman came over to me, and she's so lovely,
Speaker 2: and I've chatted with her before, but she goes, hey, Beck,
Speaker 2: do you want a partner?
Speaker 1: Oh jeez, And so you were Beck.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I don't think I am a being Excuse.
Speaker 1: Me very much, it's Rebecca.
Speaker 2: Correct her on the incorrect name that she's calling, and
Speaker 2: I swear to God, during the course of that class
Speaker 2: she called me back four or five times, and I
Speaker 2: just didn't have the heart. No, let's be honest. I
Speaker 2: didn't have the courage to correct her at that point.
Speaker 1: This is my fear. This is my fear that you
Speaker 1: think that you're owning the situation by going really strong
Speaker 1: and confident with someone's name and it's the wrong name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I never go strong and confident because I
Speaker 2: always second guess myself.
Speaker 1: Do you hate this person? Now? Don't you No?
Speaker 2: I don't you know? I don't she So she just
Speaker 2: thinks that I'm someone else.
Speaker 1: I don't know if're supposed to correct her as well.
Speaker 1: So there's two sites as well. There really is is
Speaker 1: such a disgustingly awkward situation.
Speaker 2: Do you have a system with Kara when you don't
Speaker 2: know someone's name? Because I have a system with Greg.
Speaker 1: Now I just call everyone mate, do you woman, man, child, animal?
Speaker 1: Hey mate? Especially dogs, hey mate.
Speaker 2: When I know that I don't know someone's name and
Speaker 2: they're coming over towards us, I'll just go introduce yourself
Speaker 2: and I go, oh, hi, this is my husband Greg,
Speaker 2: and he knows to go hello, I'm Greg and hold out.
Speaker 1: His hands and your husband's motor mount. So you guys
Speaker 1: get our money.
Speaker 3: People are like, what, no, wonder he's been called mark?
Speaker 1: Names are irrelevant now, it's about trying to undstand what
Speaker 1: the hell's coming out of his mouth. So if you're
Speaker 1: in this boat as well, we should speak to an
Speaker 1: expert next, like a genuine doctor, about the best ways
Speaker 1: pop to retain information. When it comes to learning people's
Speaker 1: names on.
Speaker 2: The spot, it's gotten that serious. It's medical now.
Speaker 1: I know. It's one of my news resolutions as well,
Speaker 1: to learn your name mine, Jamie.
Speaker 2: We were just chatting about forgetting people's names, which, oh
Speaker 2: my god, let's face it is everyone the greatest fear.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think there's a part of your brain that goes, hey,
Speaker 1: don't forget that, don't forget that, and as soon as
Speaker 1: you veer away from the thought, bang, it is gone.
Speaker 1: And I told you this story about how I was
Speaker 1: calling a bloke whose name was Steve, I call him
Speaker 1: Paul best part of two years to which it didn't
Speaker 1: correct me and that's on him. Yeah, but it's a really,
Speaker 1: really gross feeling when you know you've stuffed up someone's name.
Speaker 2: Well, i'd also like to know how to deal with
Speaker 2: it when someone calls you the wrong name. Do you
Speaker 2: correct it straight away? What are some techniques? Please?
Speaker 1: One? Okay, well, then it's time to speak to an
Speaker 1: absolute medical expert. Ladies and gentlemen, please meet doctor Zach Turner.
Speaker 1: Good morning to you, doctor.
Speaker 9: Zach, Good morning, and thank you for having me. What
Speaker 9: a fun little topic. I hope we can kind of
Speaker 9: stores for memories of.
Speaker 1: Gosh, it's it's terrifying to be honest with you, and
Speaker 1: especially when you get a complicated name, I straight away
Speaker 1: my brain tells me, hey, guess what champ, You're going
Speaker 1: to forget that? So I have a negative mindset on
Speaker 1: it before I even put it into practice.
Speaker 9: Well, that is definitely not helpful. So, like one of
Speaker 9: the biggest things about remembering names.
Speaker 2: And it's a little bit about.
Speaker 9: Like if you don't use it, you lose it. So
Speaker 9: there's lots of things you can do to help remember
Speaker 9: people's names. And these are some of the techniques and
Speaker 9: tips that I have that have definitely helped me. I
Speaker 9: guess one of the first ones is is that when
Speaker 9: you meet someone, it's about saying their name back to you.
Speaker 9: It's like pleasure to meet you, and you can often
Speaker 9: need to shake their hand or if you're giving them
Speaker 9: a kiss and the cheek. But saying a name originally
Speaker 9: helps you to identify the person. It gives you a
Speaker 9: brand chance to go, oh, look this is what they
Speaker 9: look like, smell like, function like, sound like, all those
Speaker 9: sorts of things, and gives a couple of cues. And
Speaker 9: certainly things can reduce your memory, like like stress, orings,
Speaker 9: idea or alcohol. Certainly alcohol or other things like that.
Speaker 9: So those of the things can really reduce your memory.
Speaker 9: But from that idea of storage is saying that person's
Speaker 9: name when you're having a chat to them. I think
Speaker 9: it's really great as well. Sometimes if you're at an
Speaker 9: event trying to introduce that person to somebody else.
Speaker 2: What are the little tips and techniques can people use,
Speaker 2: Because quite often if I say meet a Jemima, Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: that's jemimah Jemima Jamima, Jemima from play school, or attach
Speaker 2: it to something else to joggy.
Speaker 9: Memory, I think that's a great way. So I attach
Speaker 9: it to lots of things. And that's what I'm saying
Speaker 9: about the second part. After you've got their name, stay
Speaker 9: that lauder in your head and then try to associate
Speaker 9: the name with a story or something that's happened, or
Speaker 9: a memory or play school or different things. Hopefully it's
Speaker 9: not rude, because otherwise every time you say it, well,
Speaker 9: maybe you do. Hopefully maybe you could be more fun
Speaker 9: that way. But certainly there are different ways and things
Speaker 9: that we associate things with, and we can better recall
Speaker 9: and retrieve information if we associate with things that we
Speaker 9: are used to retrieving.
Speaker 1: Doctor Zach, So, what about this in a social situation,
Speaker 1: if you have picked up that someone has not just
Speaker 1: forgotten their name, but they've called you by the wrong name,
Speaker 1: are you correcting them or do we just let it.
Speaker 9: Slide only correct them when it's appropriately No, one is
Speaker 9: sort of embarrassing. No, my name is my own, Zach.
Speaker 9: I mean, I've got two other brothers who we all
Speaker 9: look the same. Even mum gets it wrong sometimes a
Speaker 9: repetition and different things. So it's normal for you to
Speaker 9: get some people's names wrong when they're associated with a
Speaker 9: similar thing. It's like you've got three boys, and I mean,
Speaker 9: it kind of makes sense, but you just kind of
Speaker 9: corrected and they'll kind of get it right, or you
Speaker 9: kind of get like a brandolina name or something like that,
Speaker 9: and you can combine.
Speaker 2: Some Doctor Zach, does your mum forget your name because
Speaker 2: she thinks you're the most boring of the brothers?
Speaker 9: I'm obviously the favorite, definitely the favorite, or I've paid
Speaker 9: her off.
Speaker 1: We will put are these techniques to you. So thank
Speaker 1: you so much for joining us. Oh geez, hang on
Speaker 1: a second now, I'm just kidding, Doctor Zach Turner. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much.
Speaker 2: Mate.
Speaker 1: You're so welcome, right, Chad. So here's the issue that
Speaker 1: if I'm using all my brain power just trying to
Speaker 1: remember someone's names, then all the other little things that
Speaker 1: go off in terms of a checklist can get absolutely skewed.
Speaker 1: For example, next time say I don't know Dan Houston
Speaker 1: comes in here and I'm saying to myself, remember it's Dan.
Speaker 1: Remember it's Dan. Instead of shaking his hand, Bang, I'll
Speaker 1: give me my kiss on the forehead. Great, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2: Well that's more your inability to read social situations. But
Speaker 2: was okay hanging there? It's fine. I'm sure Dan loves thinking.
Speaker 1: So what's Dan more offended by me give him a
Speaker 1: kiss on the forehead or me calling him Dean?
Speaker 2: Maybe he likes it.
Speaker 1: Battle of the ber it's time bangers the fist, little
Speaker 1: contest we do each and every week where we want
Speaker 1: to set you in the right zone. It's sort of
Speaker 1: fired for the weekend. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 2: We do this week. Our theme is controversy. Obviously on
Speaker 2: the back of Tenacious Day and the whole Little Palapha.
Speaker 2: It was a place to perform on Monday night and
Speaker 2: then they said something inappropriate and oh.
Speaker 1: Concert cancel, concert canceled, and who knows what the future
Speaker 1: lies for Tenacious Tea? Do you reckon they're done?
Speaker 3: Mate?
Speaker 2: Honestly, if I said something stupid or controversial and you
Speaker 2: turned your back of me and said, oh, I'm so
Speaker 2: embarrassed and a shaven and he blindsided me, but it
Speaker 2: w'd be done and they were together for thirty years.
Speaker 1: Oh lageous. He's really washed his hands with it, doesn't he?
Speaker 1: Jack Black and you don't blame him, but he's certainly
Speaker 1: not like, Oh, okay, you said that. Now we have
Speaker 1: to own it. I know I don't know this guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get off exactly. Okay, So controversy, controversy, it's our
Speaker 2: theme this week. Do you want to go first?
Speaker 1: Ladies? First, where have you got?
Speaker 2: I want to hear what you've got?
Speaker 1: Okay, look, want a channel, habloku. I mean we're talking
Speaker 1: about Joey b and also Donald Trump and everything that's
Speaker 1: going over there. Perhaps at one stage people thought he
Speaker 1: was going to run for president.
Speaker 8: Taylor, I'm really happy for you.
Speaker 1: I'll let you finish. But Beyonce had one of her
Speaker 1: best videos of all time. Oh Kanye, that's controversial. Ya West,
Speaker 1: The Prince of controversy stronger. That's my nomination.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't hate it, thank you. Let's begin
Speaker 2: with that. I am going to go with the og
Speaker 2: female of controversy. Okay, so let's wind back the clock
Speaker 2: back in time. This woman released a book simply called
Speaker 2: s e x. Oh gosh, that is how controversial she is.
Speaker 2: And then she had a song that was.
Speaker 1: Called well just don't work out with that spells.
Speaker 2: And then she had a song called Erotica ah, and
Speaker 2: it was forbidden on most radio.
Speaker 1: Because this was was this late eighties or nineties Probably
Speaker 1: would be nineties, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2: Maybe late eighties. I'm not entirely sure. Yeah. AnyWho, this
Speaker 2: is one of her most controversial songs of all time
Speaker 2: because I remember when it was released back in the day,
Speaker 2: people were like, oh my god, blasphemy. Hit us with
Speaker 2: a bit of madge, please bang.
Speaker 1: Do you know what, Joe, it's usually for the sake
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: I hate your songs.
Speaker 1: Don't hate this one. I don't hate it like a
Speaker 1: prayer Madonna.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the film uh no, can you enlighten me?
Speaker 1: Was it was it very sexual?
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's very religious. It's the reason she was
Speaker 2: so controversial, right, Yeah, so it was her sort of
Speaker 2: dancing around. Remember it had all the wooden steaks. Ab
Speaker 2: do you remember this were you had all the wooden
Speaker 2: steaks and they were a light and everything was going
Speaker 2: on and yeah, she was worshiping and there was a
Speaker 2: guy in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was it was a different time. I then
Speaker 1: it was a different time. Yeah, all right, So there
Speaker 1: you go, Madonna, like prayer versus at Kanye West, it's stronger. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Controversy is the theme today.
Speaker 2: It is jump on the Jody in Hazy Instagram page.
Speaker 2: Cast your vote please.
Speaker 1: All right, we will reveal the winning song tomorrow morning
Speaker 1: at eight o'clock. No, it's birthday, pay day not too
Speaker 1: far away, and very very soon. We just want to
Speaker 1: help Jody become a better listener. You will succeed, probably not,
Speaker 1: but we'll give it a crack anyway. So it's all
Speaker 1: about techniques and just finding ways to make sure that
Speaker 1: the information sinks and stays in your brain. Jokes listening,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, And that's exactly what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: There's been a few thoughts and suggestions that maybe Jody
Speaker 1: isn't a very good active listener, am I right? Ladies.
Speaker 1: All right, say that.
Speaker 2: Oh jeez, right, I was listening then when you bat me.
Speaker 1: In, yeah, I bet. We feel like when it comes
Speaker 1: to hearing things, maybe it's not your strength, but maybe
Speaker 1: it's a visual thing. Okay, So we just wonder we
Speaker 1: want to put something to the test. Maybe you absorb
Speaker 1: information better if you can see the words coming out
Speaker 1: of our mouths.
Speaker 3: See, this is the thing.
Speaker 2: When one sense is dull, the other one is enhanced normally.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's test this. We'll call it loose lips.
Speaker 1: What we're going to do is I'm going to give
Speaker 1: you three phrases and you're going to see if you
Speaker 1: can read my lips. Whoa Okay. So on top of that,
Speaker 1: obviously you can't hear anything. We're gonna give you some
Speaker 1: noise canceling headphones. Okay, so you can pop them on
Speaker 1: and then we'll just go for this thing. You do
Speaker 1: your absolute best to read the information that is coming
Speaker 1: out of my mouth.
Speaker 2: Asking for a friend, Can I take those noise canceling
Speaker 2: headphones home?
Speaker 1: Depends on how where you do with this.
Speaker 10: Okay, Okay, shady and loose lips, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1: Joe's look at my lips. All right, ready, I'm not
Speaker 1: really saying anything.
Speaker 3: No to we on your cat.
Speaker 1: No, that is no, that's.
Speaker 3: Not it.
Speaker 1: That's an outrageous sentence. I'm not really saying anything. I'm
Speaker 1: not really saying anything.
Speaker 2: I am going to Oh, I've got it. I'm not
Speaker 2: going to wee on anything.
Speaker 1: That's getting there but also extremely rough.
Speaker 3: What's the word anything? Right?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, take your headphones off. Take them off.
Speaker 1: You need to lower your voice.
Speaker 2: Am I even close?
Speaker 1: It was? I'm not really saying anything. All right, next time,
Speaker 1: my headphones back on. The duck flies at midnight.
Speaker 3: I'm going to get my fly undone.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't get a flying bridge makes
Speaker 1: a lot of sense. The duck flies at midnight.
Speaker 3: This a fly eyes as a peacock. I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's last one. The duck flies at midnight.
Speaker 3: I'm going to fly, so be nice.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Headphones off, headphones off.
Speaker 1: The duck flies at midnight. Different, you give me us
Speaker 1: different variations of it, so I was actually not too bad.
Speaker 1: Headphones on. Here you go. Last one. I like to
Speaker 1: read in the shower.
Speaker 3: I like beers in the shower.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's close. It was close. It was close. I
Speaker 1: like to read in the shower.
Speaker 3: You like to wear in the shower?
Speaker 1: No more, one more. I like to read in the shower.
Speaker 3: I like to read in the shower.
Speaker 1: Right from three on your fifteenth to tenth and the
Speaker 1: third is not so.
Speaker 3: Oh what a fun girl.
Speaker 1: Also, you know me, so you do know that I
Speaker 1: would love to wear the ship.
Speaker 2: It makes sense a man daring beer