1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:03,160 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fitzi and Whipper podcast. 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:05,840 Speaker 2: Huge Day. It's the race that stops the nation, the 3 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:09,520 Speaker 2: Melbourne Cup. Today and every year we have our Celebrity 4 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:10,119 Speaker 2: Cup Race. 5 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,479 Speaker 1: You get on the show, you get a horse. 6 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:13,280 Speaker 2: Okay. 7 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,880 Speaker 1: The list of horses this year, Richard. 8 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:19,240 Speaker 2: Wilkins, Anthony Albanezi, Dominique perretes in Their, Tracy Grimshaw, Billie Eilish, 9 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:22,880 Speaker 2: Harry Styles, Vladimir Putin's having a run this year. The 10 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:24,440 Speaker 2: beautiful Christine Whipfley. 11 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:26,360 Speaker 1: I hope she runs well today. 12 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:29,120 Speaker 2: Mind an apprentice riding her every now and then, Tom I, 13 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,120 Speaker 2: Tom Ivey's in the race. Tom Cruise is in there. 14 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,120 Speaker 2: Queen Elizabeth, which will be. 15 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:36,000 Speaker 1: An interesting one, tough one for the Queen. 16 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:40,159 Speaker 2: Justin Bieber and Scomo will be racing this year. Our 17 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:43,680 Speaker 2: horses have been allocated to listeners. Five hundred dollars up 18 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:46,920 Speaker 2: for grabs. Take it away, Richie Khalf. It's the Celebrity 19 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:47,480 Speaker 2: Cup race. 20 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,760 Speaker 3: Welcome back to the Reserve Bank of Australia Gardens for 21 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:55,440 Speaker 3: the race that's subject to inflation. There's nothing like a 22 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:58,040 Speaker 3: day on the punt smashing a twenty seven dollars dang 23 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 3: Wood dog sorry, hold up, the cash rates just being 24 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 3: jacked up again. That's now a thirty four dollar dag? 25 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:07,679 Speaker 3: Would dog me hungry? Here? Ruddo, what's new mate? My 26 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:13,360 Speaker 3: co commentator in the box this morning is Lizzo? You ready, Liz? Yeah, yeah, 27 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 3: you're prepped. Yeah, that's right, you've read the. 28 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:21,200 Speaker 1: Form guard you know. Good to go, Roddo. Moving on 29 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:22,039 Speaker 1: to the scratchings. 30 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 3: Queen Elizabeth is out and has been replaced by Prince Charles. 31 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,759 Speaker 3: Scomo is out of box three, but he's still claiming 32 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,640 Speaker 3: to have the portfolios of boxes seven, ten and twelve, 33 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:32,959 Speaker 3: so we'll see how that goes. And thoughts with Justin 34 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:36,319 Speaker 3: Bieber scratched for health reasons. He's been diagnosed with Gordon 35 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:40,840 Speaker 3: Ramsey rex hump syndrome, very unfortunate disease resulting in abuse 36 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:43,600 Speaker 3: of outbreaks both in the kitchen and while driving with 37 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:44,880 Speaker 3: a gardening fork in the boot. 38 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 1: No, that's right, Lizzo. We're all a bit stumped there. 39 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 3: Crossing down to the bird cage now to get a 40 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:53,240 Speaker 3: peek at some of these magnificent animals before they take. 41 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 1: To the turf. 42 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 3: Tom Ivy could be a good outside investment at eighteen 43 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 3: dollars for the win. 44 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 1: Ooo ooo ooo. 45 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:02,160 Speaker 3: Christine Whiles ridden hard and fast over the finish line 46 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 3: before and odds asked she'll do it again at two 47 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 3: dollars forty for first place. 48 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,280 Speaker 1: Oh Billy Eilish, though not looking too flash do it 49 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:19,240 Speaker 1: have been like so sick have you? Dud dude? Oh dude, dude, dune, dude, dude, dude. 50 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,480 Speaker 3: Well, they look like they're all said and ready now 51 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,840 Speaker 3: for the running of the twenty twenty two fits in 52 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:29,000 Speaker 3: Whipper celebrity cap Tracy Grimshaw straight out of the gate 53 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,920 Speaker 3: into first place, closely followed by Richard Wilkins, but both 54 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:34,679 Speaker 3: within the danger zone of Tom Cruise, whose motivation is 55 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:39,680 Speaker 3: very clear. Any alb Easy leads the midfield in fourth place, 56 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:40,920 Speaker 3: followed by Dominic Parrota. 57 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 1: Pretty ordinary Tom Hier four and he might. 58 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 3: Have been a dad hand at making music for a 59 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 3: sushi restaurant. But in third place Harry Styles is just 60 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,680 Speaker 3: as comfortable on the track and the crowd is going 61 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:51,960 Speaker 3: Olivia wild for him. 62 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,000 Speaker 1: And the back end of the. 63 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:57,800 Speaker 3: Field looks like this, Tom Ivy Woo Christine, whiley Billy 64 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:01,120 Speaker 3: Eilish and Vladimir will lick Peutine a bit more of 65 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:04,680 Speaker 3: an effort. He's coming last and a halfway mark right now. 66 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,239 Speaker 3: When Tracy Grimshaw drops out of a current affair and 67 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:10,160 Speaker 3: first place back to the midfield after going too. 68 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,960 Speaker 1: Hard too early, I'm just to be tired. 69 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,440 Speaker 3: Tom Cruise in the top spot but working hard for 70 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 3: it seems to have taken his breath away. 71 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 1: Then came Elbow, Don Perrote and Richard Wilkins. I'm Dickie 72 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,440 Speaker 1: the Donkey, but a big upset at the back of 73 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 1: the field. 74 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:26,520 Speaker 3: In a highly questionable move, Pewtin has launched a nuclear missile, 75 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:30,080 Speaker 3: but in response, in a very selfless act, Tom Cruise 76 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,400 Speaker 3: has jumped in his super. 77 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:32,919 Speaker 1: Hol ad Has he accepted it? 78 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,600 Speaker 3: Well, he saved the attendees in the members stand, but 79 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 3: he's opened it right up to Elbow, who's taken the lead. 80 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,760 Speaker 3: Prince Charles making a mat move into second. Then came 81 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:47,040 Speaker 3: Harry Styles, Billie Eilish, Dom Perrote does and Richard Wilkins, who, 82 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 3: in an incredibly strange move, has got a monkey on 83 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:52,280 Speaker 3: his back in the form of Christine Whipley. It wouldn't 84 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:54,080 Speaker 3: have thought that that's easy for Dickie, but he doesn't 85 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 3: seem to be bothered. 86 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,480 Speaker 1: Don't be silly. I've been married a couple of times. 87 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 1: I've been carrying women for years. 88 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 3: In the finals right now, and Tracy Grimshaw's officially called it. 89 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,240 Speaker 1: I've decided to finish up this year. 90 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 3: Which means it's a very tight race to the finish line, 91 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 3: with Whipley, Tyvey Pilish all locked in a battle for third, 92 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 3: chasing John perrotag in second with elbow a half legged 93 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:13,680 Speaker 3: in front. 94 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:14,640 Speaker 1: Pretty ordinary doom. 95 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,680 Speaker 3: But what's this Tom Cruise in a classic movie moment 96 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,599 Speaker 3: is put the hammer down a map ten. 97 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,280 Speaker 1: Screaming up the field in a second. But it's not 98 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,480 Speaker 1: going to be enough to knock off Anthony Albaniasy. 99 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,920 Speaker 3: Pretty ordinary chow who has tromftably taken out the twenty 100 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:31,360 Speaker 3: twenty two FITZI and WHI celebrity cap. 101 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:37,800 Speaker 1: What Rice Elvena this morning? Have an easy and that 102 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 1: was Page in rose By. 103 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 2: You've won you so five hundred dollars pipe. 104 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:47,360 Speaker 1: No money as are yours? Page? 105 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 3: What a race? Same for the record, Yeah, my mother 106 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,240 Speaker 3: has never been on Richard Wilkins's back. 107 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,520 Speaker 1: I just wanted to clear that up. I've enjoyed the races. 108 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:01,400 Speaker 2: She she must regret recording All Stop US. Years ago, 109 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:03,160 Speaker 2: heload on coffee. 110 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:06,160 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fitzi and Whipper podcast.