Speaker 1: We got get morning every day Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Fridays, We're so very good morning to the one, the only,
Speaker 2: the epic.
Speaker 3: Ryan Fitzgerald.
Speaker 4: How are you?
Speaker 1: Have I been?
Speaker 5: Have I been drafted pre season? Have I like? Am I?
Speaker 6: It's usually just the footy season, but I feel like
Speaker 6: I'm hazy.
Speaker 5: I'm training with the seniors. Is that correct?
Speaker 1: Yes, you're a late pig. You're a supplemental selection period.
Speaker 1: Pick here bits he can go to license. Welcome to
Speaker 1: the big lads.
Speaker 5: This is I feel like.
Speaker 6: You know, is this father son rule? You could be
Speaker 6: my son? Obviously I'm your father. Are we going to
Speaker 6: run with that?
Speaker 3: That's not good because I've got daddy issues.
Speaker 6: How are you guys? It's good to have you back
Speaker 6: on and I'm excited to be involved this year.
Speaker 2: Oh, we're excited to have you. Speaking of dad's what's
Speaker 2: your dad's name again?
Speaker 3: Meek for d all right?
Speaker 2: Can I just want to make an observation about the
Speaker 2: cricket please. So I was there on Wednesday on the
Speaker 2: first day, and I went along thinking people that get
Speaker 2: around it out the back, but everyone seemed interested in
Speaker 2: watching cricket. So I was like whatever, and I left
Speaker 2: the ground fits it, and then I was just flicking
Speaker 2: through Instagram on my way out and there was a
Speaker 2: post from fitz eighteen. It said extremely important shot taken
Speaker 2: at the cricket very first time. Three generations of Fitzgerald's
Speaker 2: have had a photo taken one moment in time ruined
Speaker 2: by eldest generation Mick, distracted by a woman walking past
Speaker 2: the hill. And I was right about the time that
Speaker 2: I left and I thought, oh my god, I've ruined
Speaker 2: the Fitzgerald family photo. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: Dadad his eye. We had one photo.
Speaker 6: We got another supporter to take the photo, and unfortunately
Speaker 6: Dad was looking at a woman walking past the hill
Speaker 6: at the time and he's not looking at the camera,
Speaker 6: so he missed the shot. And we went back yesterday
Speaker 6: and my son Houston, who's a big Travis Head fan,
Speaker 6: we were lucky enough to see Trav hold up the
Speaker 6: bat fore his tone. What an amazed ton it was.
Speaker 6: And it was a magnificent first two days of cricket.
Speaker 4: It was very nice.
Speaker 3: It's a shame it's going to be over by lunchtime today.
Speaker 4: Fitzy. I know, I.
Speaker 6: Know, for everyone that wants to go Friday Saturday, I
Speaker 6: don't think they're going to get any cricket tomorrow.
Speaker 5: You're right, it will be over.
Speaker 1: Today, Fitz. Before we were talking about regretful tattoos and
Speaker 1: you won't believe it. Jody was telling us about a
Speaker 1: tattoo that she's got. Can you believe it? She's got
Speaker 1: a crazy little tattoo that she needs to get to repair.
Speaker 5: When did you get that? How long ago was that? Chase?
Speaker 1: I'll take over from here. I believe it's got a
Speaker 1: couple of couple of little w's on both butt checks,
Speaker 1: just a little Wow Jones type set up from back
Speaker 1: in the day.
Speaker 6: Which you can view that on a bus that's driving
Speaker 6: past it.
Speaker 5: Sometimes there needs.
Speaker 1: To be a point of difference.
Speaker 3: With this show to be our new promo shot.
Speaker 1: Wow, how good?
Speaker 5: How good? Was mooning?
Speaker 6: Mooning from the school bus when someone got off was
Speaker 6: one of the best of all.
Speaker 3: God, say I've ever done it?
Speaker 4: Fitty?
Speaker 3: I bet you have, though, I bet you have, hazy.
Speaker 1: But if you've got any regretful tattoos, and if not,
Speaker 1: you surely some mates from back in the day.
Speaker 5: Yeah I do. I've got a couple of stories for you.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you. Did you hear about the Geelong supporter
Speaker 5: have you spoken about him?
Speaker 6: In two thousand and seven Neville A guy called Neville
Speaker 6: two thousand and seven. So Geelong won the night Premiership
Speaker 6: at the start of the year and and the day
Speaker 6: premiership in two thousand and seven. He went over to
Speaker 6: Thailand and for one hundred and fifty dollars he got
Speaker 6: two tattoos, one on each arm. One and the guy
Speaker 6: said to him, right down, what you want on your
Speaker 6: left arm?
Speaker 5: What you want on your right arm?
Speaker 6: So he wrote, left arm, I want two thousand and
Speaker 6: seven night Premiers, Right arm, I want two thousand and
Speaker 6: seven Day Premiers. Unfortunately, when he'd finished, he'd had a
Speaker 6: few drinks, he wasn't watching as the guy was doing it.
Speaker 5: He had a tattoo that said left arm. Tatooed the
Speaker 5: words left.
Speaker 6: Arm, Night Premiers and on the right he's right by
Speaker 6: it said two thousand and a gay premium.
Speaker 5: And if you do not believe me, google the story two.
Speaker 6: Thousand and seven Geelong Thailand tattoo and you will see
Speaker 6: it come up.
Speaker 5: It is amazing.
Speaker 1: The little Thai tattoo artists is like, wow, I didn't
Speaker 1: think there was a premiership for such a thing.
Speaker 5: But yeah, when I first went to Sydney.
Speaker 6: I was twenty one years of age, and I thought
Speaker 6: I had to keep up my South Australian sort of
Speaker 6: exterior and this, you know, this tough man. So I
Speaker 6: said to the boys, I said, I'm going to get
Speaker 6: a tattoo at King's Cross. I'd had a few drinks
Speaker 6: and I saw this, this symbol that I liked that
Speaker 6: there was this martial arts sort of a mix between
Speaker 6: a yin yang and I got a tramp stamp tony
Speaker 6: on the lower back. And I walked in there and
Speaker 6: there were these two formidable characters in there that I
Speaker 6: swear have stored bodies.
Speaker 5: In swamps somewhere.
Speaker 6: I mixed up with a few gangs and then there
Speaker 6: was a moment. Because it was on my back, you
Speaker 6: don't get to see what they're actually doing, he said
Speaker 6: to me.
Speaker 5: Halfway through the tattoo. What I did.
Speaker 6: I changed it around a little bit because there wasn't
Speaker 6: much ink in there, so I've added to it. And
Speaker 6: when I turned around, this guy was so big. I
Speaker 6: looked in the mirror and I went, mate, that is
Speaker 6: the most amazing tato I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 6: Knowing full well that I'm going to have to get
Speaker 6: that removed in.
Speaker 5: The next few years.
Speaker 3: What was it though?
Speaker 6: It was it was like like I said, it sort
Speaker 6: of looked like a yingyang, but it was a different
Speaker 6: type of symbol. I don't know why I did it.
Speaker 6: I'd add a few too many drinks. I did get
Speaker 6: it removed years later, and it was the most power.
Speaker 6: That was the most painful experience I've ever had getting
Speaker 6: a tattoo removed. And it's actually scarred my lower back now, Jodes,
Speaker 6: and for some reason, hair grows out of that here.
Speaker 1: Encouraged.
Speaker 5: I've got a really hairy lower.
Speaker 1: Back because your body's like even your body's like, I
Speaker 1: hate this. Let's grow some hair and it up.
Speaker 5: So I put that in a ponytail sometimes that my mouth.
Speaker 3: Gorgeous, Fitzy.
Speaker 2: I got halfway through getting mine removed the little daisy
Speaker 2: on my butt cheek and it was too painful. So
Speaker 2: it's just like a half faded daisy. And over the
Speaker 2: years it's sort of grown and grown.
Speaker 1: Gorgeous, Fitzy. It's absolutely good.
Speaker 2: Like I want to ask a field of daisy.
Speaker 6: It feels like someone holding back a rubber band, doesn't
Speaker 6: it joke and a flick it into you but it's constant.
Speaker 5: It's just a constant pain.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, Let this be a warning to your kids.
Speaker 2: Ryan Fitzgerald, thank you so much for being back on
Speaker 2: board in twenty twenty four. We absolutely adore you. Can't
Speaker 2: wait to speak to you through throughout the year.
Speaker 6: So have I got a contract with the club? Am
Speaker 6: I sticking around?
Speaker 1: You're in competition with a few others for this last
Speaker 1: spot on the list, so we'll back you in. But
Speaker 1: just do your best over the next couple of weeks.
Speaker 6: Just prove yourself on the track, okay, okay, love you guys,
Speaker 6: See you next week, and prove yourself off the track
Speaker 6: as well.
Speaker 1: This could be quite brutal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not for you though, this week. I mean okay,
Speaker 2: I mean you put you a few tennis players names.
Speaker 2: That's okay, We've all done that. We've all been there.
Speaker 1: My gosh, who's speaking right now? Abs? Who is Jody
Speaker 1: to give commentary on how to pronounce anyone's name?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 8: You do wonder sometimes, don't you. She gets one right
Speaker 8: and gets a bit big for a.
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Speaker 3: Okay, you guys know him here right?
Speaker 9: Oh sorry, I didn't see it.
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Speaker 1: Jody thirteen, twenty four ten. Who's got a tattoo? Maybe
Speaker 1: it's a little bit trashy that they somewhat regret.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in my hand. So I've got two.
Speaker 2: I got one when I had my first child, and
Speaker 2: it's a tea on my ankle, looks a little bit.
Speaker 3: Like a jay.
Speaker 2: So there's that one, which I at the time seemed
Speaker 2: perfect because you know, only child. Now I have four children,
Speaker 2: So where am I going to put the rest of
Speaker 2: the letters? I can't really do it round the back
Speaker 2: of my ankle, can I.
Speaker 1: That many kids? You're running out of space on your
Speaker 1: body exactly.
Speaker 2: So I'm not that I regret it, but I just
Speaker 2: I feel like it's incomplete, yes, if that makes sense.
Speaker 2: But then I'm in no hurry to get to a
Speaker 2: tattoo parlor and get more ink.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, so, I don't know. So you've partially had
Speaker 1: this removed?
Speaker 3: No, not that one.
Speaker 1: Oh, so then tattoos you got?
Speaker 2: There's another one and it's on my backside. So it's
Speaker 2: on the left cheek, and I got it with.
Speaker 1: Your little w on both cheeks. We got that one
Speaker 1: Jan's set up.
Speaker 3: And when I was about twenty two, I was with
Speaker 3: a girlfriend.
Speaker 2: We would stop it and we're on Harley Street and
Speaker 2: we might have had a few fizzing lemonades, and we went,
Speaker 2: let's go.
Speaker 3: And get We're such good friends, We're going to be
Speaker 3: friends forever. Let's go get marching tattoos. We barely speak now.
Speaker 3: So it's a little daisy.
Speaker 2: I got it half removed at a laser place, but
Speaker 2: made the mistake of booking a massage that same day
Speaker 2: as well. So anyone who's ever had a laser removal,
Speaker 2: it's hot. It is so hot, and it's like little
Speaker 2: needles jubbing in and and then I went and laid
Speaker 2: on a heated bed. So I was lying there going
Speaker 2: like just tears streaming down my face, like this is
Speaker 2: the my my is on fire, literally on fire right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not a good fire either, not a really good.
Speaker 2: You know, hot fire like burning.
Speaker 3: But actually, you know what I.
Speaker 1: Mean, there you go. So that sounds like an absolutely horrible,
Speaker 1: very regretful tattoo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd like to I'm toying with getting it like completely.
Speaker 2: Surely they've advanced things now where they can get rid
Speaker 2: of it and it's not as painful you've said.
Speaker 1: I think it's still very much hurts, but absolutely worth it. Yeah, producers, awe.
Speaker 4: You're both just staring at me. A few?
Speaker 3: What have you got?
Speaker 4: I've got quite a few.
Speaker 3: You're only in your twenties.
Speaker 13: So yeah, I've got seven tattoos. But yeah, but I
Speaker 13: only I don't regret. I do regret one of them.
Speaker 4: You're gonna make me tell you what it is?
Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, what do you think you're gonna go on?
Speaker 4: There? And I saw you looking, I was like, god damn.
Speaker 13: So when I was a few years ago a little
Speaker 13: bit heartbroken and one of my girlfriends was doing home
Speaker 13: tattoos and so I let her do one on me.
Speaker 13: So I've got a little candy love heart just on
Speaker 13: my hip. That says not you.
Speaker 1: I've got the same, It says a big boy.
Speaker 13: That one's that was a little trashy mum wasn't super
Speaker 13: proudic Can you show me that?
Speaker 1: Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Well, it's not good poor Alex now as well my part.
Speaker 1: It confuses me single time. Who is then? What's going on.
Speaker 2: Alex looks into her eyes, He's like, I love you,
Speaker 2: and then she pulls off the shirts.
Speaker 1: You try again.
Speaker 8: Alex A, of course you've got trashing. Seven must be
Speaker 8: the lucky number. So I have seven as well. There's
Speaker 8: a few that are just things. There's one that I
Speaker 8: look at, but I do laugh at it. So everyone
Speaker 8: was getting yolow written on their feet at one point
Speaker 8: and were on their foot in my friend group, and I.
Speaker 9: Was like, you guys are the biggest losers are?
Speaker 8: And then I had a few fizzy lemonades and walked
Speaker 8: down Himley Street and woke up the next day with
Speaker 8: my hit or not my hip at the side of
Speaker 8: my leg, itching going what is going on? Rolled over
Speaker 8: and the boyfriend went, you do remember last night?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, what do you mean? And then realized that
Speaker 9: I got yolow written on.
Speaker 1: It's still there.
Speaker 9: It's still there, so that makes me giggle.
Speaker 8: But I did get one on the back of my neck,
Speaker 8: which my mother called me a name that I can't
Speaker 8: repeat on radio. I was just going through one of
Speaker 8: those bit like tough times and like stuffed the world,
Speaker 8: and so I toddled down to Heinley Street again, went
Speaker 8: and got something on the back of my neck, which
Speaker 8: I sort of regret now being an adult and older.
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 9: Is it as just a little quote?
Speaker 4: What is a quote?
Speaker 9: I'm not so embarrassed that I can't say, because it's
Speaker 9: just along those lines. It's along those lines.
Speaker 8: I was like this angry, sort of twenty something year
Speaker 8: old that was just gone through a bit of a
Speaker 8: tough time.
Speaker 2: So yeah, okay, I'm told now because you're looking at
Speaker 2: me like, let it go, let it go, but I
Speaker 2: don't want to.
Speaker 13: We'll come back to this, we'll circle.
Speaker 1: Back, We'll do some some poking and prodding.
Speaker 5: Yeah, during the break.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thirteen twenty four to ten. Regretful tattoos. Still you
Speaker 1: have any bear in mind as well if you get
Speaker 1: yourself on their automatically go on the drawer for Taylor
Speaker 1: and Tokyo and Jade's in a nice little price to
Speaker 1: give away as well. Pe went entertainment voutch. I think
Speaker 1: family fun parties, carry and go kuts, golf, simulated arcade games,
Speaker 1: all those.
Speaker 3: Types, and just on this, I will say, the trashy
Speaker 3: are the better.
Speaker 4: Oh gotcha, expose yourself?
Speaker 1: Come on like producers are he type? Yeah, let's go
Speaker 1: to our adam, get adam. How are you mane good?
Speaker 1: A guys? How are you good? Mates? Is it tattoo?
Speaker 1: Is it your tattoo or somebody else's.
Speaker 7: No, it's my tattoo, mate, And it's the thinker.
Speaker 1: What you got.
Speaker 7: So when I was about twenty five, I got my
Speaker 7: then girlfriend's name as well, Like.
Speaker 12: The whole right hand side ribs has got a big.
Speaker 7: Glass heart with wings, a stake through it and a
Speaker 7: quote with her name forever. And I'm now not with
Speaker 7: her anymore and have been with my current partner for
Speaker 7: eight years.
Speaker 12: We're engaged and she refuses to marry me. Next year
Speaker 12: we get it covered up.
Speaker 7: Really wow, And let me tell you a lot.
Speaker 12: I'm not like I used to be. I can't take
Speaker 12: the pain of tattoos wore.
Speaker 1: So it's going to be a tough one. So what
Speaker 1: you think in tattoo? Remove or try and redo? Another
Speaker 1: tatto over the top?
Speaker 12: Redo it? Yeah, another tattoo over the top.
Speaker 7: But it's going to be like my whole whole side
Speaker 7: of my body pretty much to cover it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, And that's why she makes you wear a
Speaker 1: T shirt when you guys are having special times.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 7: I don't get special time.
Speaker 1: Mab.
Speaker 3: Thank thank you so much. Let's go to Chloe. Hey, Chloe, Hey, guys,
Speaker 3: go on hit us.
Speaker 11: I've got a couple I can't say on air, but
Speaker 11: the ones I can. I have an extra's initials on
Speaker 11: my finger, but then on my arm quite visible. I
Speaker 11: have borne in hell.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're such a rebel. What's the backstory to that? Look?
Speaker 11: I'm born on Halloween. I'm a bit of a devil
Speaker 11: if you ask my parents. So when I was about nineteen,
Speaker 11: I decided, Oh, that's the I've got quite a few tattoos.
Speaker 11: I thought, that'll be a funny little gap filler in
Speaker 11: a space that I don't know where to put anything else.
Speaker 4: That'll be.
Speaker 3: That'll be a cute little gap filler. Child of Satan,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: So what's a process that's still there? Is it going
Speaker 1: to get removed or what?
Speaker 5: H look?
Speaker 11: Probably not, just because it's kind of funny and it
Speaker 11: starts a few conversations.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good on you.
Speaker 1: Oh no regrets.
Speaker 3: Wasn't that a bumper sticker that a lot of people?
Speaker 3: Oh No, that was no fear.
Speaker 1: Wasn't it no fear issue? Your brand? You absolutely, we.
Speaker 3: Have a lot of people got that tattooed on their bodies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no regrets there all. Hey Chloe, we want to
Speaker 1: give you a little prize. I want to give you
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Speaker 14: Thanks very much.
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Speaker 1: which is coming out very very soon.
Speaker 3: Do you want to one more on this American tattoos?
Speaker 1: Go on then yeah, sure, yeah, no, maybe not all right?
Speaker 3: Sorry that was yeah?
Speaker 2: Go on then all right?
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, this is Nova. Who's this or is this
Speaker 1: an anonymous?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: So that's me?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 11: Yes.
Speaker 14: In my early twenty was a bit of a trashy stage,
Speaker 14: and I decided it would be a great idea to
Speaker 14: get want to ride on my dust above my pubic.
Speaker 1: With an arrow. I'm not sure what was the feedback
Speaker 1: that you would get from other people that you were
Speaker 1: mixing and mingling with well, there.
Speaker 14: Was quite a few rods.
Speaker 4: If you take it.
Speaker 1: Like the Royal Adelaide Show. Do you know what, miss Anonymous?
Speaker 1: Can we give you a prize as well?
Speaker 14: Yes, that would be great.
Speaker 1: Wanted to time about you. I'm sorry, is the tattoo
Speaker 1: still there? Is the tattoo still there?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 12: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Yes it is?
Speaker 3: Have you thought about getting it removed or.
Speaker 14: Well it's yeah, it's in the works, but it's expensive
Speaker 14: and painful.
Speaker 3: You know what, run with it now, you've come as far.
Speaker 1: Standing.
Speaker 3: I didn't expect that.
Speaker 4: Did you.
Speaker 1: You just get got the feeling that it was going
Speaker 1: to be something good when the person preferred to be
Speaker 1: known as Anonymous.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're always good mine, don't they?
Speaker 1: Stuff? He's where you're.
Speaker 4: Waking up to Adelaide?
Speaker 1: Breaking news? What's the news today?
Speaker 2: Snooze news, the very vallid question. A lot going on
Speaker 2: in the news, some of it alcohol related, abby in
Speaker 2: the newsroom unfortunately.
Speaker 9: Yes, so beer and spirit lovers are not good.
Speaker 8: News for those of us who like to head to
Speaker 8: the pub for a drink, because the cost of spirits
Speaker 8: and beer are going to go up again next month.
Speaker 8: So there's another bit tax Essentially, it means that we
Speaker 8: could be slugged around fifteen dollars for a pint and
Speaker 8: twenty four dollars for a Negroni, which is not good news.
Speaker 3: It's a it's like a dark sweet those.
Speaker 2: With one of our old bosses here, Nigronie. Remember it's
Speaker 2: like in the little glasses a bit a little bit orangey.
Speaker 1: Oh are you yes?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 9: Maybe Hazy didn't remember that part of.
Speaker 1: The night you pain any bit of a solid bitture
Speaker 1: when you're like, remember Rema, no, no, no.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So obviously the beer at tax exis we've got one
Speaker 8: of the highest I think in the world.
Speaker 9: So there's been calls for I reckon.
Speaker 8: It started two three years ago because the cost of
Speaker 8: living was getting so much and it just continues to
Speaker 8: go up. So yeah, essentially, the spirit x sis will
Speaker 8: be one hundred dollars a liter and the beer attacks
Speaker 8: will be more than sixty dollars.
Speaker 9: A liter for pure alcohol, which is just ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I remember, I think I've spoken about this before, as
Speaker 1: I remember getting two beers from a certain won't name
Speaker 1: a certain pub nor at one time after a samful game,
Speaker 1: and it didn't even look at the price pay for
Speaker 1: its sat back down and came up. My bank received
Speaker 1: thirty thirty six bucks.
Speaker 9: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Eighteen bucks a pint. It was like a crafty type
Speaker 1: deal beer. And I went back up and I was like,
Speaker 1: is this right, and the lady at the count I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, it's pretty expensive. Sometimes I was like, no,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: What, Sometimes when you get a wine and it's one
Speaker 2: of the nicer brands here, and I won't say what
Speaker 2: it is because it was exorbitantly expensive.
Speaker 3: If they say do you want a smaller or large one?
Speaker 3: You got a large one. It's like twenty two.
Speaker 8: But yeah, I think people now just don't go out anymore,
Speaker 8: so then that hurts the hospitality industry. People don't go
Speaker 8: out and drink like they used to because it was cheaper.
Speaker 8: I remember two for one Vodkas at the Seaford tab
Speaker 8: back in the.
Speaker 9: Day on a Friday night.
Speaker 1: Responsibly.
Speaker 9: Well, yes, yes, I did very well.
Speaker 2: I used to clean them out when I was in
Speaker 2: eighteen year old dollar fire engines on the.
Speaker 3: Cheeky's and then that'd throw it a free They played
Speaker 3: a fried rice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe flush it down some darts as well. The girl, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, alternally, could just stop drinking.
Speaker 2: Let's go to the old Open, can we? Oh my goodness,
Speaker 2: what about this fastical again? Another late night finish that
Speaker 2: did that went till well after three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2: So can you remember Fanasi Cook and Arkas and Andy
Speaker 2: Murray in twenty twenty three, and then it was last
Speaker 2: night Daniel and Medvedev and inlands a mere Rusavori far
Speaker 2: out three o'clock in the morning, three sixty six seven
Speaker 2: six four seven six six love solid and he blew
Speaker 2: him away in the last set.
Speaker 3: Imagine if that didn't happen. Imagine if the last set
Speaker 3: went to a.
Speaker 2: Tie breaking like four five o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: Still watching.
Speaker 2: So apparently there's rules that you have to get off
Speaker 2: the court for all other tournaments at eleven o'clock, but
Speaker 2: for some reason that doesn't apply to the Australian Open.
Speaker 2: So but then how do these blokes recover and get
Speaker 2: up and go again.
Speaker 1: You've got to get from the court eleven o'clock talking,
Speaker 1: Are you talking airports?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, like you can't like you can't start any games
Speaker 2: after eleven o'clock in other tournaments.
Speaker 1: Oh right, okay, yeah, yeah, it makes sense. Yeah, well yeah,
Speaker 1: you're playing a professional tennis match at three in the morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like, where would that happen in any
Speaker 2: other workplace where you'd have to get up at three
Speaker 2: o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: Oh I know how there you go austraight and open
Speaker 1: watching if you're watching Australia Open until three o'clock in
Speaker 1: the morning.
Speaker 2: Last night, well done, Yeah, congratulations, so starting news news
Speaker 2: not sorry Thanasi as well? Who went down last night?
Speaker 2: So our last great white hope?
Speaker 3: Yeah, little demon.
Speaker 1: Took Grigor to at least four sets. Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: stole set off him, which was nice. Yeah, just quickly
Speaker 1: of course. Josh Giddy now has been cleared. The Oklahoma
Speaker 1: City Guard had form with LA thirty six of any
Speaker 1: wrongdoing after the Newport Police cleared at all. So that's
Speaker 1: all fine, and you it would seem that everything goes
Speaker 1: back to normal, But the thing that interests me is
Speaker 1: things like his weep big still gone.
Speaker 2: So just take it back a step for people who
Speaker 2: aren't familiar with Josh Giddy and actually what went down.
Speaker 1: So he was accused of having an inappropriate relationship with
Speaker 1: a minor in the States and look to make long
Speaker 1: story short, there was a relationship that took place, yep,
Speaker 1: but he was of the impression that she was above
Speaker 1: age specific laws over there that if you have been
Speaker 1: not so much tricked but genuinely believe or being told
Speaker 1: that she's a certain age she was fifteen. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: effectively he's been cleared. It still happened, but he's been
Speaker 1: cleared of any wrongdoing.
Speaker 2: The issue was she jumped on social media straight away
Speaker 2: and basically said this just happened with Josh Kitty.
Speaker 1: Yes, she was quite direct.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what happened to with her vocabulary?
Speaker 1: Yes, so you have a week. Bix said that they
Speaker 1: didn't get rid of him, that his ambassadorship finished on
Speaker 1: December thirty first, twenty twenty three, just before he's about
Speaker 1: to really hit his prime. Yeah that doesn't make sensible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Well it's a shame because he seems from
Speaker 2: all the caval wall from everyone who speaks of him
Speaker 2: says he's a nice kid.
Speaker 3: So well, what is this space?
Speaker 5: Hey, there you go.
Speaker 1: That's a post snooze news this morning. Come up next.
Speaker 1: The first question for the six fifteen Vending Machine Quiz
Speaker 1: Epic prizes. Please avoid the chips press Joe's love a
Speaker 1: story with a happy ending? Me too, don't we all
Speaker 1: really really nice stuff? And where do we go for
Speaker 1: happy endings? Don't answer that too? All Away just checked
Speaker 1: right then, I'm going to continue to continue. Let's go
Speaker 1: to India.
Speaker 3: You've got to suggest timely st anyway.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, what about this? In a miraculous incident
Speaker 1: in Harryana, that's where all the crazy stuff happens through
Speaker 1: by the way, an eighty year old man declared dead
Speaker 1: by doctors came back to life after his ambulance hit
Speaker 1: a pothole. Of course it did. He was dead. Then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, Hello, a.
Speaker 2: Little squirt, have you been for build up?
Speaker 1: It was like, how was I have for? I need
Speaker 1: to go to the laboratory? Darshann't sing? Brah Brah, being
Speaker 1: transported from one seat to another, was thought to be
Speaker 1: dead by his relatives, who had gathered for his funeral.
Speaker 1: So he was dead for a little while. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: whoever the ambulance his grandson noticed a movement in BRA's
Speaker 1: hand like doctor BRA's hands movement, what's up?
Speaker 2: Bra?
Speaker 1: Confirming he had a heartbeat, they rushed him to the
Speaker 1: nearest hospital, where doctors declared him alive phony doctors. Hello, Hi, seriously,
Speaker 1: come on, hi guys, is your doctor hih reeks of
Speaker 1: doctor Nick's work, doesn't it isn't it? Yeah? Worl'd like
Speaker 1: to know is what you'd be like in that situation,
Speaker 1: because I feel like pretty much every single morning round
Speaker 1: about nine forty five, when we have a team meeting,
Speaker 1: you're so out of it that a few times we've
Speaker 1: wondered if you're actually dead. Yeah, we think Jody's dead again.
Speaker 1: So you look over and it takes like a sharp
Speaker 1: little a sharp little shout from our boss, Josh. It's like, Jody,
Speaker 1: there she is.
Speaker 3: I was wondering why he brought two little paddles to
Speaker 3: the meeting. That's so weird.
Speaker 1: Or even better, if that was actually you in the
Speaker 1: back of the ambulance, I can imagine you've been like, oh,
Speaker 1: you guys talking about me. Enough of the snout against
Speaker 1: time to straighten up and be dead set serious. Because
Speaker 1: this is a really really serious thing. You can set
Speaker 1: yourself up for the rest of the weekend.
Speaker 3: I reckon absolutely. So this is how it works.
Speaker 2: Two songs from two warriors go head to head, and
Speaker 2: then you jump on the Jody and hazy Instagram page
Speaker 2: boat for whatever you want to hear at eight o'clock
Speaker 2: this morning.
Speaker 3: Whoever gets the most folks wins.
Speaker 1: Yeah, alright, let's go into Jody's selection first, A Cold
Speaker 1: Chisel classic, y good song, every song song up against
Speaker 1: a bit a minute work Land down Under? Who comes?
Speaker 2: We should we should point out at this stage there
Speaker 2: these are Aussie cricket team themed songs.
Speaker 1: You pick up a theme there, can't you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Whatever song is going to be played at about eleven
Speaker 2: forty five this morning when they take care of the West.
Speaker 3: He's at the Adelaide over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what the celebration is going to
Speaker 1: be like this time around. I will just say the
Speaker 1: next test when they wrap up the Frank World Trophy.
Speaker 1: But you could just imagine the eyses, particularly after a
Speaker 1: World Cup, one of those songs absolutely blasting beers everywhere.
Speaker 1: Travis Head's on fire already.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well we've just been told fifty seven percent to forty three.
Speaker 2: At the moment, we don't know which way it's going.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think I have it. I think I have
Speaker 1: a good idea which way it's gone. Have you seen it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I think I have a good idea.
Speaker 3: Oh so you're smiling, so.
Speaker 1: That I'm smiling because I reckon. We did a bit
Speaker 1: of Cold Cheers were last year and Cold Chies did
Speaker 1: very well.
Speaker 4: Right, it's the local boy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, okay, we'll move on, but not before
Speaker 2: I say it. I'm the Raining Battle of the Bangers
Speaker 2: champion from last year.
Speaker 1: I was seeing them. I was actually giving you a compliment.
Speaker 1: You're like, hey, shut up for a second. What is
Speaker 1: going on? You're so used to the negative stuff used
Speaker 1: to I think you look fantastic, and you're like, shut up,
Speaker 1: I look fantastic. By the way, what's going on here?
Speaker 1: Get voting on Instagram? Jodi and Hazy. It is Cold
Speaker 1: Cheese or the men at work. We will play the
Speaker 1: winning song at eight o'clock this morning. So fiercely competitive comrades.
Speaker 1: So we're just trying to set you weak up up.
Speaker 1: So obviously it's really competitive between us, but deep down,
Speaker 1: what we're trying to do is set your weekend up beautifully.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I sure we go each other, but
Speaker 3: it's for the greater good because we want people to
Speaker 3: feel good on the weekend, don't we.
Speaker 1: Yeah? Absolutely so, My banger this morning and Don't Forget
Speaker 1: as well. It's Australian test cricket themes. Just imagine the
Speaker 1: boys after a little victory bopping along with some of
Speaker 1: these songs. I've got a bit of minute work when
Speaker 1: you come. That's good, isn't it? On the new it's
Speaker 1: really nice a remix and look, Jody's gone in a
Speaker 1: very very interesting.
Speaker 9: Direction told to Hold to.
Speaker 2: To to.
Speaker 1: Quiet Cold Chisel.
Speaker 2: Thank you. This just to explain to people who missed
Speaker 2: the Diary a little earlier.
Speaker 3: That's news reader Abby's brand new single.
Speaker 2: It's a It's raced up to number eighty four hundred
Speaker 2: and sixty four on the iTunes Style.
Speaker 1: It's making some moves. Yeah, that's really good. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: welcome to our absolute favorite and that is camera guy Josh.
Speaker 1: How are you there, great man, I'm so good. Guys.
Speaker 5: I'm happy to be back.
Speaker 1: How are you going?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good, all right?
Speaker 1: Ners to be honest, hit nervous. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do we do an all remix next week and we
Speaker 4: can have the landown under and Abby's song maybe, yeah.
Speaker 1: Cook up some stuff behind the scenes. That'd be nice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hate would you like a little drum wrong, I'd love
Speaker 1: a drum wrong.
Speaker 4: This week it goes to your reigning defending undisputed bruiserweight
Speaker 4: champion of Battle of the Banger's Jody Oddie.
Speaker 1: Well done, that's you get in there? Should we get
Speaker 1: straight into it?
Speaker 2: Then? Sure?
Speaker 1: Oh I congratulations the winner cold Chisel case. If you
Speaker 1: can sing the first line, you're doing pretty well. But
Speaker 1: you can't.
Speaker 4: I love my.
Speaker 6: We're going back in time, Cazies on this Daisy.
Speaker 1: In again getting through January, just trying to get through
Speaker 1: and make a dollar a second, hang on a second. Nineteenth,
Speaker 1: that's Friday. What let's gone get it? Gone's come on?
Speaker 1: Nineteen forty five, on this day, Maggie Beer was born
Speaker 1: in Sydney. Today it's for seventy ninth and birthday South
Speaker 1: Australian Royalty.
Speaker 3: Is Quin's Paste.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm such a slave for a good Quin's paste
Speaker 1: is something I've never said before in my life.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah now, and it's on the record.
Speaker 1: Isolate that place. Nineteen forty six. Dolly Parton born in Centerville, Tennessee.
Speaker 1: Is sorry what Cerville, Tennessee's Today's seventy eighth birthday? Ready
Speaker 1: three so one.
Speaker 3: Joeling Joel Joelan Joel.
Speaker 1: Kind of half worked. It was. Actually I think it's
Speaker 1: melodies but different voices.
Speaker 3: I know, but I love how you always have to
Speaker 3: go higher than me.
Speaker 1: I didn't go old, he didn't aggressively lower than you
Speaker 1: play it back. I don't think you understand how music works.
Speaker 2: Oh mate, So I didn't do set on the line
Speaker 2: everything the.
Speaker 1: Day afternoon, Joelie, they'll be, oh my gosh, you are.
Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus covering the song twenty twelve, the first of
Speaker 1: six Batman bill was produced for the nineteen sixties Batman
Speaker 1: TV series. Sold it off Action for four point six
Speaker 1: million dollars. Wells her favorite comic character.
Speaker 2: I don't really get into comics, but wonder Woman she confused.
Speaker 3: My sexuality when I was younger. She was so hot.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, well, she I had a crush
Speaker 3: on man.
Speaker 1: Crush on Wonderful. Yeah, you're probably not a Larne. I
Speaker 1: meet lots of people, men and women. Everyone else has
Speaker 1: got to crush on wonder Women. She's prett special. Yeah
Speaker 1: it's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, anyone who's got bracelets, who can shoot
Speaker 2: out a loop and then also fly an invisible plane,
Speaker 2: what's not to love?
Speaker 1: So did she got a Superman. What does the deal?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm sort of thing. I'm sure they even the same family.
Speaker 3: It's not Kennon Barbie. Mate, you're not six, and you're
Speaker 3: not making them bashom.
Speaker 2: Do that with Kennon Barbie, I bet you do the
Speaker 2: pants off.
Speaker 1: Got a pen involved as well, instead of drawing all
Speaker 1: over blases I probably shouldn't have. I want someone jan nineteen,
Speaker 1: two thousand and six. So sick by Neo? What the
Speaker 1: hell do you reckon you on? These days?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: I don't know, really questioning his choice to call himself Neo.
Speaker 1: Oh, let's let's put this out there. Hey, Neo, give
Speaker 1: us a call.
Speaker 4: Four, what's up to