WEBVTT - NO RAGRETS | Fitzy Got The Worst Tramp Stamp Ever 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:05.280 We got get morning every day Adelaide. 0:00:12.080 --> 0:00:16.160 Fridays, We're so very good morning to the one, the only, 0:00:16.480 --> 0:00:17.040 the epic. 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:17.960 Ryan Fitzgerald. 0:00:18.000 --> 0:00:18.520 How are you? 0:00:19.120 --> 0:00:19.759 Have I been? 0:00:20.239 --> 0:00:23.279 Have I been drafted pre season? Have I like? Am I? 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:26.040 It's usually just the footy season, but I feel like 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:27.320 I'm hazy. 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:29.600 I'm training with the seniors. Is that correct? 0:00:29.680 --> 0:00:32.760 Yes, you're a late pig. You're a supplemental selection period. 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:34.839 Pick here bits he can go to license. Welcome to 0:00:34.840 --> 0:00:35.519 the big lads. 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:37.760 This is I feel like. 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:40.479 You know, is this father son rule? You could be 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:44.720 my son? Obviously I'm your father. Are we going to 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:47.280 run with that? 0:00:47.280 --> 0:00:48.840 That's not good because I've got daddy issues. 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:52.839 How are you guys? It's good to have you back 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:54.840 on and I'm excited to be involved this year. 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:57.520 Oh, we're excited to have you. Speaking of dad's what's 0:00:57.560 --> 0:00:58.440 your dad's name again? 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:00.920 Meek for d all right? 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:03.360 Can I just want to make an observation about the 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:06.640 cricket please. So I was there on Wednesday on the 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:08.720 first day, and I went along thinking people that get 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:10.920 around it out the back, but everyone seemed interested in 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:12.839 watching cricket. So I was like whatever, and I left 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:16.720 the ground fits it, and then I was just flicking 0:01:16.720 --> 0:01:19.280 through Instagram on my way out and there was a 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:23.160 post from fitz eighteen. It said extremely important shot taken 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:25.720 at the cricket very first time. Three generations of Fitzgerald's 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:28.160 have had a photo taken one moment in time ruined 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:31.520 by eldest generation Mick, distracted by a woman walking past 0:01:31.520 --> 0:01:32.920 the hill. And I was right about the time that 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:34.440 I left and I thought, oh my god, I've ruined 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:36.920 the Fitzgerald family photo. I'm so sorry. 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:41.000 Dadad his eye. We had one photo. 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:44.720 We got another supporter to take the photo, and unfortunately 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:46.920 Dad was looking at a woman walking past the hill 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:48.720 at the time and he's not looking at the camera, 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:52.840 so he missed the shot. And we went back yesterday 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:55.720 and my son Houston, who's a big Travis Head fan, 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:58.520 we were lucky enough to see Trav hold up the 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:00.680 bat fore his tone. What an amazed ton it was. 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:03.160 And it was a magnificent first two days of cricket. 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:04.080 It was very nice. 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:06.120 It's a shame it's going to be over by lunchtime today. 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:08.120 Fitzy. I know, I. 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:11.320 Know, for everyone that wants to go Friday Saturday, I 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:13.080 don't think they're going to get any cricket tomorrow. 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:14.160 You're right, it will be over. 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:18.919 Today, Fitz. Before we were talking about regretful tattoos and 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:21.000 you won't believe it. Jody was telling us about a 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:22.960 tattoo that she's got. Can you believe it? She's got 0:02:22.960 --> 0:02:25.400 a crazy little tattoo that she needs to get to repair. 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:29.200 When did you get that? How long ago was that? Chase? 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:31.560 I'll take over from here. I believe it's got a 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:34.079 couple of couple of little w's on both butt checks, 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:36.280 just a little Wow Jones type set up from back 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:37.600 in the day. 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:42.640 Which you can view that on a bus that's driving 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:43.840 past it. 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:45.560 Sometimes there needs. 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:46.800 To be a point of difference. 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:48.720 With this show to be our new promo shot. 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:50.960 Wow, how good? 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:52.280 How good? Was mooning? 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:55.240 Mooning from the school bus when someone got off was 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:56.359 one of the best of all. 0:02:57.440 --> 0:02:58.480 God, say I've ever done it? 0:02:58.480 --> 0:02:58.799 Fitty? 0:02:58.840 --> 0:03:00.519 I bet you have, though, I bet you have, hazy. 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:05.120 But if you've got any regretful tattoos, and if not, 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:06.760 you surely some mates from back in the day. 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:09.799 Yeah I do. I've got a couple of stories for you. 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:11.800 I'll tell you. Did you hear about the Geelong supporter 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:12.880 have you spoken about him? 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:16.160 In two thousand and seven Neville A guy called Neville 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:19.519 two thousand and seven. So Geelong won the night Premiership 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:21.239 at the start of the year and and the day 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:24.200 premiership in two thousand and seven. He went over to 0:03:24.240 --> 0:03:26.120 Thailand and for one hundred and fifty dollars he got 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:30.120 two tattoos, one on each arm. One and the guy 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:32.400 said to him, right down, what you want on your 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:32.880 left arm? 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:33.960 What you want on your right arm? 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:37.160 So he wrote, left arm, I want two thousand and 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:40.480 seven night Premiers, Right arm, I want two thousand and 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:44.400 seven Day Premiers. Unfortunately, when he'd finished, he'd had a 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:47.560 few drinks, he wasn't watching as the guy was doing it. 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:53.240 He had a tattoo that said left arm. Tatooed the 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:54.240 words left. 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:57.640 Arm, Night Premiers and on the right he's right by 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:01.440 it said two thousand and a gay premium. 0:04:04.080 --> 0:04:08.000 And if you do not believe me, google the story two. 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:12.520 Thousand and seven Geelong Thailand tattoo and you will see 0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:13.160 it come up. 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:14.120 It is amazing. 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:16.760 The little Thai tattoo artists is like, wow, I didn't 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:18.360 think there was a premiership for such a thing. 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:23.080 But yeah, when I first went to Sydney. 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:25.159 I was twenty one years of age, and I thought 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:28.839 I had to keep up my South Australian sort of 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:31.599 exterior and this, you know, this tough man. So I 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:35.039 said to the boys, I said, I'm going to get 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:39.080 a tattoo at King's Cross. I'd had a few drinks 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:42.640 and I saw this, this symbol that I liked that 0:04:42.680 --> 0:04:45.480 there was this martial arts sort of a mix between 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:48.160 a yin yang and I got a tramp stamp tony 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:52.479 on the lower back. And I walked in there and 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:55.719 there were these two formidable characters in there that I 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:58.839 swear have stored bodies. 0:04:58.400 --> 0:04:59.520 In swamps somewhere. 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:03.280 I mixed up with a few gangs and then there 0:05:03.320 --> 0:05:05.120 was a moment. Because it was on my back, you 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:08.040 don't get to see what they're actually doing, he said 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:08.279 to me. 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:10.040 Halfway through the tattoo. What I did. 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:11.960 I changed it around a little bit because there wasn't 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:14.560 much ink in there, so I've added to it. And 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:16.840 when I turned around, this guy was so big. I 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:20.240 looked in the mirror and I went, mate, that is 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:23.680 the most amazing tato I've ever seen in my life. 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:26.719 Knowing full well that I'm going to have to get 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:27.560 that removed in. 0:05:27.480 --> 0:05:28.600 The next few years. 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:30.159 What was it though? 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:34.080 It was it was like like I said, it sort 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:36.560 of looked like a yingyang, but it was a different 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:38.680 type of symbol. I don't know why I did it. 0:05:38.880 --> 0:05:41.160 I'd add a few too many drinks. I did get 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:44.239 it removed years later, and it was the most power. 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:47.359 That was the most painful experience I've ever had getting 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:52.440 a tattoo removed. And it's actually scarred my lower back now, Jodes, 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:55.880 and for some reason, hair grows out of that here. 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:57.640 Encouraged. 0:05:57.720 --> 0:05:59.760 I've got a really hairy lower. 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:01.919 Back because your body's like even your body's like, I 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:03.800 hate this. Let's grow some hair and it up. 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:09.360 So I put that in a ponytail sometimes that my mouth. 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:11.400 Gorgeous, Fitzy. 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:14.120 I got halfway through getting mine removed the little daisy 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:16.760 on my butt cheek and it was too painful. So 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:19.280 it's just like a half faded daisy. And over the 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:20.719 years it's sort of grown and grown. 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:22.480 Gorgeous, Fitzy. It's absolutely good. 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:26.039 Like I want to ask a field of daisy. 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:28.719 It feels like someone holding back a rubber band, doesn't 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:31.799 it joke and a flick it into you but it's constant. 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:33.279 It's just a constant pain. 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:35.880 Yeah right, Let this be a warning to your kids. 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:38.440 Ryan Fitzgerald, thank you so much for being back on 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:41.200 board in twenty twenty four. We absolutely adore you. Can't 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:42.760 wait to speak to you through throughout the year. 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:45.160 So have I got a contract with the club? Am 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:46.440 I sticking around? 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:49.960 You're in competition with a few others for this last 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:51.960 spot on the list, so we'll back you in. But 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:53.320 just do your best over the next couple of weeks. 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:56.320 Just prove yourself on the track, okay, okay, love you guys, 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:58.280 See you next week, and prove yourself off the track 0:06:58.279 --> 0:06:58.680 as well. 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:02.360 This could be quite brutal. 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:04.520 Yeah, not for you though, this week. I mean okay, 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:06.080 I mean you put you a few tennis players names. 0:07:06.120 --> 0:07:07.839 That's okay, We've all done that. We've all been there. 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:13.360 My gosh, who's speaking right now? Abs? Who is Jody 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:16.600 to give commentary on how to pronounce anyone's name? 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:17.040 Yeah? 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:19.640 You do wonder sometimes, don't you. She gets one right 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:20.560 and gets a bit big for a. 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:24.840 Bo doesn't she. Yeah, she got the guy's opening for Australia. 0:07:25.160 --> 0:07:26.920 Steve Smith nailed it. 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:29.240 Okay, you guys know him here right? 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:31.240 Oh sorry, I didn't see it. 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:35.920 Okay, this week's Diary has well, I've done your favorite Abby. 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:37.200 Actually, thanks so much. 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:40.880 I've given you the opportunity to become, if not an 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:42.720 iTunes star, a TikTok star. 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:43.960 Okay, are you ready for this? 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:44.400 Sure? 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:49.800 All right, let's do it, dear Diary. 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:52.360 What a historic week here on the Jody and Hazy 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:55.840 Show was newsreader Abby launched her new single about her 0:07:55.880 --> 0:07:57.640 obsession toys. 0:07:57.480 --> 0:07:59.920 Long Workday, taking its toy. 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:07.440 To toyt holdt to Toy're told, toy Toylet's hold butt 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:08.880 to Toylet's told. 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:13.040 When it comes to catchy jingles, there's no better than 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:14.640 the great Bruce mcavany. 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:16.920 Do you remember chose to take a little trip down 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:19.680 memory lane when Channel seven and Bruce mcavani did a 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:22.360 promo for the last Melbourne Cup. No, I don't have 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:27.320 Bruce mcaveni singing along to dark Punk Lord to be dancing. 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:32.599 So imagine the great Bruce macavani just dancing around. Have 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:33.400 you had fun with the. 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:37.240 Bruce? 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:41.040 The greatest broadcaster of all time? Jody and Hazy The Worst. 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:44.520 Next up for demon Or is Italian at Mattio and 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:48.560 Naldi And good news for listeners this morning is that 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:51.119 I don't know. I just have a confidence. 0:08:53.120 --> 0:08:54.480 I think you'll find it's Matato. 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:56.280 Yeah. 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:58.720 Oh well, at least I didn't confuse a tennis player 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:01.800 for an international sex symbo. That's one of the highlights 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:07.600 yesterday from the OS Open was Emma Brada's called Emrada. 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:10.040 Emprada stopped playing. 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:12.600 She was she was Macanon with that Oh hang on, 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:18.319 oh you're talking abbout khanah. Yeah, you've been serious right now, 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:20.199 And then I was about to launch you to remember 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:21.640 she was Macanon Harry style. 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:24.959 People got vision and it's like still on tennis. The 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:27.880 award for are we allowed to laugh or not? 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:31.200 Goes to Dylan Orcott as We're welcome to. 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:34.920 The panel now all around, good guy, Olympian, Tanna's champion, 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:37.920 Star of stage screen. 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:39.960 Dylan, Is there anything you don't do? 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:43.280 Walk? Dylan Orcott makes these jokes all the time, so 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:43.959 you're allowed to laugh. 0:09:44.000 --> 0:09:44.680 He's in wilchair. 0:09:44.760 --> 0:09:47.280 But if he's making jokes at his own expense, then 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:48.720 let's all laugh along, shall we. 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:50.760 He was so sharping all. 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:52.680 But he wants us to laugh, so let's long. 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:54.840 Wow, would you look at that Abbey from the newsroom 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:57.080 is number nine, eight hundred and seventy five on the 0:09:57.120 --> 0:09:59.120 iTunes charts. 0:09:58.720 --> 0:09:59.920 Toy Let's hold. 0:10:00.480 --> 0:10:04.840 Toyt told im to Diary the cricket was in town 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:08.360 this week and suddenly Hazy is from the Caribbean. Three 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:10.600 debutantes the West Indies. How do you reckon that if 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:12.680 you're going out about facing the Aussie line. 0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:14.280 Hey man, we've had to get spanked. 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:18.040 Hey Caribbean and Andrew you all. 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:21.960 Right, come out next chic chat makes a return. In short, 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:25.360 get yourself involved in this. Does physical attraction have to 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:29.080 be incident? Hang on, I said incident? I mean incident. 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:31.600 You'll get their mind. 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:39.280 On that, lads and over. And I was about to 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:42.160 go a bit early there, just before I really was 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:43.920 going to go for a hand. Just check myself for 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:44.920 a second story of your. 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:48.560 Lifeter, and don't worry about me, guys. I'm just going 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:51.120 to duck to the ladies. This is what all the 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:54.400 different symbols on a day mean. Booty hit twice, a 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:58.440 soft cleaning mode frontal for ladies, oscillation back and forth, 0:10:58.520 --> 0:11:02.400 pulsating clean warned, pressure load to high position, back to 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:04.960 forward and presets and there are one or two user settings. 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:07.240 You can save your positions like first rays trenk. So 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:08.679 I didn't know what was going on at the time. 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:10.240 That was before I google it, So I just hit 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:13.040 them all at right at the time of my life. 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:15.600 I don't know what's going on you, but my heart 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:18.200 rates ellivated. The key words in there isn't there? 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:19.760 Did you leave the toilet at all? 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:20.000 No? 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:21.680 We were there for two days and the kids were like, 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:22.280 where's mum. 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:24.040 Oh she's still in the toilet. 0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:26.840 She's going to the door again. Oh sheko trust me, 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:29.000 she's fine, She's absolutely fine. 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:29.920 As always. 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:33.120 This week Diary my good friend Andrew was full of encouragements. 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:35.080 We gonna have to walk there, make a day of it, 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:37.760 get your steps up there. 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:39.840 Based what's that candy pants? 0:11:40.280 --> 0:11:42.040 Thirty twenty four to ten? Who wants a coffee? Not 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:45.600 just a coffee? Maybe let's say a week's worth of coffee? 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:49.600 How does that sound? Candy pants? 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:50.120 There? 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:51.120 You go get away with that? 0:11:51.160 --> 0:11:55.680 What are those candy pants? 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:56.960 What is that? 0:11:57.440 --> 0:11:58.079 It's a compliment. 0:11:58.120 --> 0:12:01.240 I love your outfit this morning, Okay, sugar dackx so 0:12:01.360 --> 0:12:05.120 to the legend that is Dylan all coot walk Antigua. 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:07.839 Andrew Hey, mart, we've had to get spacked. 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:14.480 And wrapper abs toyt't told to, I're told to. 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:18.320 I'll go off this weekend. Kings and Queens all my love. 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:23.600 Jody thirteen, twenty four ten. Who's got a tattoo? Maybe 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:26.280 it's a little bit trashy that they somewhat regret. 0:12:27.000 --> 0:12:31.840 Yeah, in my hand. So I've got two. 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:34.560 I got one when I had my first child, and 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:36.960 it's a tea on my ankle, looks a little bit. 0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:38.720 Like a jay. 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:43.079 So there's that one, which I at the time seemed 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:46.400 perfect because you know, only child. Now I have four children, 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:47.880 So where am I going to put the rest of 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:49.600 the letters? I can't really do it round the back 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:50.560 of my ankle, can I. 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:52.160 That many kids? You're running out of space on your 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:53.320 body exactly. 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:56.320 So I'm not that I regret it, but I just 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:59.440 I feel like it's incomplete, yes, if that makes sense. 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:01.440 But then I'm in no hurry to get to a 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:02.680 tattoo parlor and get more ink. 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:06.640 Yeah, absolutely, so, I don't know. So you've partially had 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:07.160 this removed? 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:07.960 No, not that one. 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:09.920 Oh, so then tattoos you got? 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:16.319 There's another one and it's on my backside. So it's 0:13:16.360 --> 0:13:19.040 on the left cheek, and I got it with. 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:25.160 Your little w on both cheeks. We got that one 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:26.440 Jan's set up. 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:29.040 And when I was about twenty two, I was with 0:13:29.080 --> 0:13:29.760 a girlfriend. 0:13:30.520 --> 0:13:33.840 We would stop it and we're on Harley Street and 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:36.760 we might have had a few fizzing lemonades, and we went, 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:37.400 let's go. 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:39.160 And get We're such good friends, We're going to be 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:42.800 friends forever. Let's go get marching tattoos. We barely speak now. 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:45.560 So it's a little daisy. 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:48.079 I got it half removed at a laser place, but 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:50.400 made the mistake of booking a massage that same day 0:13:50.400 --> 0:13:54.559 as well. So anyone who's ever had a laser removal, 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:57.120 it's hot. It is so hot, and it's like little 0:13:57.120 --> 0:14:00.000 needles jubbing in and and then I went and laid 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:02.319 on a heated bed. So I was lying there going 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:04.800 like just tears streaming down my face, like this is 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:09.920 the my my is on fire, literally on fire right now. 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:12.880 Yeah, not a good fire either, not a really good. 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:18.040 You know, hot fire like burning. 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:19.920 But actually, you know what I. 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:24.120 Mean, there you go. So that sounds like an absolutely horrible, 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:25.200 very regretful tattoo. 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:27.960 Yeah, I'd like to I'm toying with getting it like completely. 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:31.480 Surely they've advanced things now where they can get rid 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:34.280 of it and it's not as painful you've said. 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:39.120 I think it's still very much hurts, but absolutely worth it. Yeah, producers, awe. 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:41.480 You're both just staring at me. A few? 0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:42.360 What have you got? 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:43.240 I've got quite a few. 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:44.280 You're only in your twenties. 0:14:44.320 --> 0:14:47.280 So yeah, I've got seven tattoos. But yeah, but I 0:14:47.320 --> 0:14:51.560 only I don't regret. I do regret one of them. 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:52.920 You're gonna make me tell you what it is? 0:14:53.080 --> 0:14:56.080 Yes, absolutely, what do you think you're gonna go on? 0:14:56.160 --> 0:14:58.040 There? And I saw you looking, I was like, god damn. 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:00.320 So when I was a few years ago a little 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:03.000 bit heartbroken and one of my girlfriends was doing home 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:04.800 tattoos and so I let her do one on me. 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:09.480 So I've got a little candy love heart just on 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:15.840 my hip. That says not you. 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:21.560 I've got the same, It says a big boy. 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:24.480 That one's that was a little trashy mum wasn't super 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:26.200 proudic Can you show me that? 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:28.200 Absolutely? 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:33.480 Well, it's not good poor Alex now as well my part. 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:38.720 It confuses me single time. Who is then? What's going on. 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:41.480 Alex looks into her eyes, He's like, I love you, 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:43.720 and then she pulls off the shirts. 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:46.680 You try again. 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:53.760 Alex A, of course you've got trashing. Seven must be 0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:57.880 the lucky number. So I have seven as well. There's 0:15:57.920 --> 0:16:00.280 a few that are just things. There's one that I 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:02.680 look at, but I do laugh at it. So everyone 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:04.920 was getting yolow written on their feet at one point 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:06.680 and were on their foot in my friend group, and I. 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:08.320 Was like, you guys are the biggest losers are? 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:10.640 And then I had a few fizzy lemonades and walked 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:12.800 down Himley Street and woke up the next day with 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:14.680 my hit or not my hip at the side of 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:18.200 my leg, itching going what is going on? Rolled over 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:21.680 and the boyfriend went, you do remember last night? 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:22.000 Yeah? 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:24.320 Yeah, yeah, what do you mean? And then realized that 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:25.600 I got yolow written on. 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:29.120 It's still there. 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:30.840 It's still there, so that makes me giggle. 0:16:30.880 --> 0:16:32.240 But I did get one on the back of my neck, 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:34.000 which my mother called me a name that I can't 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:36.880 repeat on radio. I was just going through one of 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:39.600 those bit like tough times and like stuffed the world, 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:44.520 and so I toddled down to Heinley Street again, went 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:45.960 and got something on the back of my neck, which 0:16:45.960 --> 0:16:48.160 I sort of regret now being an adult and older. 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:48.680 What is it? 0:16:48.720 --> 0:16:50.760 Is it as just a little quote? 0:16:51.320 --> 0:16:51.960 What is a quote? 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:55.360 I'm not so embarrassed that I can't say, because it's 0:16:55.400 --> 0:16:59.600 just along those lines. It's along those lines. 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:02.480 I was like this angry, sort of twenty something year 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:03.920 old that was just gone through a bit of a 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:04.440 tough time. 0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:08.640 So yeah, okay, I'm told now because you're looking at 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:09.960 me like, let it go, let it go, but I 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:10.560 don't want to. 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:14.840 We'll come back to this, we'll circle. 0:17:14.640 --> 0:17:16.560 Back, We'll do some some poking and prodding. 0:17:16.720 --> 0:17:17.640 Yeah, during the break. 0:17:17.800 --> 0:17:20.600 Yeah, thirteen twenty four to ten. Regretful tattoos. Still you 0:17:20.640 --> 0:17:22.000 have any bear in mind as well if you get 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:24.400 yourself on their automatically go on the drawer for Taylor 0:17:24.440 --> 0:17:26.840 and Tokyo and Jade's in a nice little price to 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:29.800 give away as well. Pe went entertainment voutch. I think 0:17:29.920 --> 0:17:33.600 family fun parties, carry and go kuts, golf, simulated arcade games, 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:34.440 all those. 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:36.320 Types, and just on this, I will say, the trashy 0:17:36.320 --> 0:17:36.800 are the better. 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:38.679