Speaker 1: Well, Hazy, I'm super excited about this because Gluttony presents
Speaker 1: the Glenelg Winter Arts Festival. It is happening this Friday,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to give you the chance to go
Speaker 1: along in just a moment. But we need to speak
Speaker 1: to this man first because he will be performing his
Speaker 1: show called We'll Illuminate and he joins us.
Speaker 2: Now, Will Anderson, good morning, Oh thank you very much
Speaker 2: for having me. Like, I've been coming to Adelaide to
Speaker 2: perform stand up comedy for twenty four years and I've
Speaker 2: never made it as far as Glennell. Can you believe
Speaker 2: that never made it to Glennell?
Speaker 3: That's really that man. We're very famous for assuming that
Speaker 3: if it's more than fifteen minutes and it's a journey,
Speaker 3: but you've never gone as far as the city outside
Speaker 3: of what's the further she got to.
Speaker 2: I mean about as far as I can walk in
Speaker 2: the radius from the Garden of Unearthly Delights, and about
Speaker 2: as far as I can walk in a radius is
Speaker 2: as far as I've ever made it. So even when
Speaker 2: I was like booking for this festival, just in my head,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I was like, oh, well, I assume I'll
Speaker 2: just stay in the city still and let the gig
Speaker 2: will be out in Glenelg. And the organizers are like,
Speaker 2: oh no, no, no, it's a whole different place. You've
Speaker 2: got to stay in glenew.
Speaker 1: So at no point did you think I'm going to
Speaker 1: jump on that little tram there and take a trip
Speaker 1: out to Glenelg, out to the beach to see no waves.
Speaker 2: I mean, here's the thing, Like, I'll be staying in
Speaker 2: England now, so maybe I could do the reverse trip.
Speaker 2: I could take the tram into the city and then
Speaker 2: back to Glenelk. I mean, that's a whole different world
Speaker 2: that we're living in now.
Speaker 3: That is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: You need to tick that box.
Speaker 3: Hey Will. You are a Victorian boy through and through,
Speaker 3: so obviously there's this little rival between South Australia and Victoria.
Speaker 3: Can you just be honest with us for a second.
Speaker 3: Your immediate thoughts when someone says, and maybe you're sitting
Speaker 3: in a pub in Melbourne and a couple of your
Speaker 3: Melbourne mate say, what are your thoughts when you perform
Speaker 3: it's South Australia once a year, what are your immediate
Speaker 3: thoughts about great state?
Speaker 2: Well, no, the state I love now here's the joke
Speaker 2: that it used to be. The joke used to be
Speaker 2: that you were just very economical that people would come
Speaker 2: out like I always remember this with British comedians. They
Speaker 2: would come out to the Adelaide fringe and they would
Speaker 2: be like, oh my god, this is the greatest place
Speaker 2: on Earth's there's a fringe festival, there's a music festival,
Speaker 2: there's a motor race, there's a horse race. Like everything
Speaker 2: is happening at the exact same time. This place is amazing.
Speaker 2: I assume it is like this for the other eleven
Speaker 2: months of the year, and they would stick around and
Speaker 2: be rudely surprised that it was mostly just being angry
Speaker 2: at cane corns for three months in the middle of
Speaker 2: the year.
Speaker 3: You get all that anger out, yeah, and then around
Speaker 3: about mind, now it's different.
Speaker 2: Now, it's really different now, right, like with all the festivals.
Speaker 2: But then it just continued. There was the big football
Speaker 2: festival obviously, but then there's been yeah, the live golf tournament,
Speaker 2: and now we've got this winter arts festival. This is
Speaker 2: turning into it. I'm not sure that we can sustain
Speaker 2: this pace at Adelaide, That's what I'm saying. We might
Speaker 2: be going a bit too hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And you don't need to talk to Hazy
Speaker 1: about the anger directed at Cane Corns because he used
Speaker 1: to work with him on the sports station SEN. So
Speaker 1: it was good for you because you never got any
Speaker 1: hate directed your way.
Speaker 3: Well yes, and also Caine taught me how to deal
Speaker 3: with hate. All right, So so one maybe once or
Speaker 3: twice i'd get some some stick on Twinter.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh, can't handle this.
Speaker 3: And if you like, look at my notifications mate, I've
Speaker 3: got three hundred year notifications, has about sixteen death threats
Speaker 3: in there as well, and I'm getting through.
Speaker 2: We've got two hundred listeners and three hundred death threats.
Speaker 2: This is a good percentage.
Speaker 1: Not adding up.
Speaker 3: Hey, we're speaking of footy. Am I right in saying
Speaker 3: that you're a massive Western Bulldogs fan?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. I am a massive, massive Western Bulldogs
Speaker 2: fan like I was. I used to say long suffering,
Speaker 2: but of course then twenty sixteen happened, so now I'm
Speaker 2: quite content. Like Bulldogs fans aren't like Collingwood fans or
Speaker 2: Richmond fans or Adelaide Crow's fans who expect sustained success
Speaker 2: like We're just happy we fluked at once, like we're wrapped.
Speaker 2: We never thought it was going to happen. We are
Speaker 2: just like a guy who bought like the minimum lottery
Speaker 2: ticket into the lottery and just fleuke the right numbers
Speaker 2: one year when everybody else fell over with Steph and
Speaker 2: bradbreied it. We weren't the best team, we stole it
Speaker 2: in the finals, Like like a Western Bulldogs fan going
Speaker 2: through cars in the car park at the wind And Oval,
Speaker 2: like I know what happened, and I'm happy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's the Bulldogs. And then you know you
Speaker 3: made the West Coast Eagles in twenty eighteen and.
Speaker 2: You're like, what about that?
Speaker 3: So we stole that premiership?
Speaker 2: Oh mate? Can I say the West Coast Eagles by
Speaker 2: the way, Like what a football club where you can
Speaker 2: be the worst team in the competition by so far
Speaker 2: and you still get fifty thousand people to every home game,
Speaker 2: like they still have one hundred thousand members, like one
Speaker 2: hundred thousand members and they're terrible, Like that's amazing.
Speaker 1: But I think the thing about the Western Bulldogs is
Speaker 1: even if you don't bury it for them, everyone's got
Speaker 1: a little soft spot for the Bulldogs. And I don't
Speaker 1: know why.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. I know why. I'll tell you why, Joe.
Speaker 2: It's easy. You don't have any ad memories against the Bulldogs.
Speaker 2: That's the thing, right, the reason you hate a team.
Speaker 2: The only teams that really are angry at the Bulldogs
Speaker 2: of the Sydneys Ones and maybe Melbourne a little, but
Speaker 2: they beat us still, so they shouldn't even be that
Speaker 2: mad at us.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And also if you're a lady, and maybe if you're
Speaker 3: a man as well by myself, you've seen Bailey Smith
Speaker 3: and you're like, I think I lie the Dogs. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: something about that young.
Speaker 2: Man, yeah, I mean certainly something about him on Instagram,
Speaker 2: not much about him on the field at the moment.
Speaker 1: Well, we can't wait to welcome you back, and also
Speaker 1: for you to experience Glenelg for the first time. My god,
Speaker 1: please put some picks up on your Instagram.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. I mean, I can't believe it
Speaker 2: really that I'm going to Glenelg for the very first
Speaker 2: time in my life. So if you're a person in
Speaker 2: glend Elg who's never made the big trip into the
Speaker 2: city to see my show, this is your chance.
Speaker 1: And if you do want to go along it, give
Speaker 1: us call now thirteen twenty four to ten. You can
Speaker 1: win a double past to go and see we'll illuminate.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for having a chat with us.
Speaker 1: It is absolutely always a pleasure, oh my pleasure.
Speaker 2: Thank you.