WEBVTT - Wil Anderson Has Never Been Further Than The Adelaide CBD

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Hazy, I'm super excited about this because Gluttony presents

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<v Speaker 1>the Glenelg Winter Arts Festival. It is happening this Friday,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm going to give you the chance to go

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<v Speaker 1>along in just a moment. But we need to speak

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<v Speaker 1>to this man first because he will be performing his

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<v Speaker 1>show called We'll Illuminate and he joins us.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Will Anderson, good morning, Oh thank you very much

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<v Speaker 2>for having me. Like, I've been coming to Adelaide to

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<v Speaker 2>perform stand up comedy for twenty four years and I've

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<v Speaker 2>never made it as far as Glennell. Can you believe

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<v Speaker 2>that never made it to Glennell?

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<v Speaker 3>That's really that man. We're very famous for assuming that

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<v Speaker 3>if it's more than fifteen minutes and it's a journey,

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<v Speaker 3>but you've never gone as far as the city outside

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<v Speaker 3>of what's the further she got to.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean about as far as I can walk in

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<v Speaker 2>the radius from the Garden of Unearthly Delights, and about

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<v Speaker 2>as far as I can walk in a radius is

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<v Speaker 2>as far as I've ever made it. So even when

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<v Speaker 2>I was like booking for this festival, just in my head,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I was like, oh, well, I assume I'll

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<v Speaker 2>just stay in the city still and let the gig

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<v Speaker 2>will be out in Glenelg. And the organizers are like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh no, no, no, it's a whole different place. You've

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<v Speaker 2>got to stay in glenew.

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<v Speaker 1>So at no point did you think I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>jump on that little tram there and take a trip

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<v Speaker 1>out to Glenelg, out to the beach to see no waves.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, here's the thing, Like, I'll be staying in

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<v Speaker 2>England now, so maybe I could do the reverse trip.

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<v Speaker 2>I could take the tram into the city and then

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<v Speaker 2>back to Glenelk. I mean, that's a whole different world

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<v Speaker 2>that we're living in now.

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<v Speaker 3>That is ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to tick that box.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey Will. You are a Victorian boy through and through,

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<v Speaker 3>so obviously there's this little rival between South Australia and Victoria.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you just be honest with us for a second.

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<v Speaker 3>Your immediate thoughts when someone says, and maybe you're sitting

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<v Speaker 3>in a pub in Melbourne and a couple of your

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<v Speaker 3>Melbourne mate say, what are your thoughts when you perform

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<v Speaker 3>it's South Australia once a year, what are your immediate

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<v Speaker 3>thoughts about great state?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, the state I love now here's the joke

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<v Speaker 2>that it used to be. The joke used to be

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<v Speaker 2>that you were just very economical that people would come

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<v Speaker 2>out like I always remember this with British comedians. They

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<v Speaker 2>would come out to the Adelaide fringe and they would

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<v Speaker 2>be like, oh my god, this is the greatest place

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<v Speaker 2>on Earth's there's a fringe festival, there's a music festival,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a motor race, there's a horse race. Like everything

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<v Speaker 2>is happening at the exact same time. This place is amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>I assume it is like this for the other eleven

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<v Speaker 2>months of the year, and they would stick around and

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<v Speaker 2>be rudely surprised that it was mostly just being angry

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<v Speaker 2>at cane corns for three months in the middle of

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<v Speaker 2>the year.

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<v Speaker 3>You get all that anger out, yeah, and then around

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<v Speaker 3>about mind, now it's different.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, it's really different now, right, like with all the festivals.

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<v Speaker 2>But then it just continued. There was the big football

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<v Speaker 2>festival obviously, but then there's been yeah, the live golf tournament,

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<v Speaker 2>and now we've got this winter arts festival. This is

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<v Speaker 2>turning into it. I'm not sure that we can sustain

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<v Speaker 2>this pace at Adelaide, That's what I'm saying. We might

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<v Speaker 2>be going a bit too hard.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, And you don't need to talk to Hazy

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<v Speaker 1>about the anger directed at Cane Corns because he used

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<v Speaker 1>to work with him on the sports station SEN. So

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<v Speaker 1>it was good for you because you never got any

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<v Speaker 1>hate directed your way.

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<v Speaker 3>Well yes, and also Caine taught me how to deal

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<v Speaker 3>with hate. All right, So so one maybe once or

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<v Speaker 3>twice i'd get some some stick on Twinter.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, oh, can't handle this.

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<v Speaker 3>And if you like, look at my notifications mate, I've

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<v Speaker 3>got three hundred year notifications, has about sixteen death threats

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<v Speaker 3>in there as well, and I'm getting through.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got two hundred listeners and three hundred death threats.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a good percentage.

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<v Speaker 1>Not adding up.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, we're speaking of footy. Am I right in saying

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<v Speaker 3>that you're a massive Western Bulldogs fan?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true. I am a massive, massive Western Bulldogs

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<v Speaker 2>fan like I was. I used to say long suffering,

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<v Speaker 2>but of course then twenty sixteen happened, so now I'm

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<v Speaker 2>quite content. Like Bulldogs fans aren't like Collingwood fans or

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<v Speaker 2>Richmond fans or Adelaide Crow's fans who expect sustained success

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<v Speaker 2>like We're just happy we fluked at once, like we're wrapped.

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<v Speaker 2>We never thought it was going to happen. We are

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<v Speaker 2>just like a guy who bought like the minimum lottery

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<v Speaker 2>ticket into the lottery and just fleuke the right numbers

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<v Speaker 2>one year when everybody else fell over with Steph and

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<v Speaker 2>bradbreied it. We weren't the best team, we stole it

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<v Speaker 2>in the finals, Like like a Western Bulldogs fan going

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<v Speaker 2>through cars in the car park at the wind And Oval,

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<v Speaker 2>like I know what happened, and I'm happy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so it's the Bulldogs. And then you know you

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<v Speaker 3>made the West Coast Eagles in twenty eighteen and.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, what about that?

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<v Speaker 3>So we stole that premiership?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh mate? Can I say the West Coast Eagles by

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<v Speaker 2>the way, Like what a football club where you can

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<v Speaker 2>be the worst team in the competition by so far

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<v Speaker 2>and you still get fifty thousand people to every home game,

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<v Speaker 2>like they still have one hundred thousand members, like one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred thousand members and they're terrible, Like that's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think the thing about the Western Bulldogs is

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<v Speaker 1>even if you don't bury it for them, everyone's got

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<v Speaker 1>a little soft spot for the Bulldogs. And I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why. I know why. I'll tell you why, Joe.

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<v Speaker 2>It's easy. You don't have any ad memories against the Bulldogs.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the thing, right, the reason you hate a team.

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<v Speaker 2>The only teams that really are angry at the Bulldogs

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<v Speaker 2>of the Sydneys Ones and maybe Melbourne a little, but

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<v Speaker 2>they beat us still, so they shouldn't even be that

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<v Speaker 2>mad at us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And also if you're a lady, and maybe if you're

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<v Speaker 3>a man as well by myself, you've seen Bailey Smith

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<v Speaker 3>and you're like, I think I lie the Dogs. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>something about that young.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, yeah, I mean certainly something about him on Instagram,

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<v Speaker 2>not much about him on the field at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we can't wait to welcome you back, and also

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<v Speaker 1>for you to experience Glenelg for the first time. My god,

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<v Speaker 1>please put some picks up on your Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much. I mean, I can't believe it

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<v Speaker 2>really that I'm going to Glenelg for the very first

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<v Speaker 2>time in my life. So if you're a person in

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<v Speaker 2>glend Elg who's never made the big trip into the

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<v Speaker 2>city to see my show, this is your chance.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you do want to go along it, give

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<v Speaker 1>us call now thirteen twenty four to ten. You can

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<v Speaker 1>win a double past to go and see we'll illuminate.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much for having a chat with us.

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<v Speaker 1>It is absolutely always a pleasure, oh my pleasure.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.