Speaker 1: It's a Christy one show.
Speaker 2: I really did it again and I won't. Hello, welcome
Speaker 2: it to Friday.
Speaker 3: It's me Chrissy, it's him Jack.
Speaker 4: Hello.
Speaker 2: We are here with you all the way until four pm.
Speaker 2: It is Friday. I have I've done a lot of
Speaker 2: extra work this week. You have, and I'm really looking
Speaker 2: forward to the equivalent of a you know what, what
Speaker 2: do people do when they knock off work?
Speaker 3: They have a beer.
Speaker 2: I'm really looking forward to just sitting on my couch
Speaker 2: and I might even have an irresponsible cup of coffee
Speaker 2: today after the show.
Speaker 4: You deserve it, just enjoy it.
Speaker 5: I would love to see your word count this week
Speaker 5: because the amount of words that you would have spoken
Speaker 5: on both Fitzi and Whipper this show and then in
Speaker 5: just everyday life would be high.
Speaker 2: Very very high, because you know, I've done all of
Speaker 2: this extra work, plus I've had two sometimes three kids
Speaker 2: at home sick, so I've just come home and talked
Speaker 2: more rubbish, you.
Speaker 5: Know, speaking of your home, Swani. After three o'clock, I
Speaker 5: can see on the run sheet it says cleaner help.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look, I need your help because I've got a
Speaker 2: real block on a allowing someone into my house. What
Speaker 2: if they see something they can't unsee. And b I
Speaker 2: don't feel right giving such an awful job to somebody
Speaker 2: else that I love.
Speaker 5: Hold that thought. We will deep dive on it after
Speaker 5: three o'clock. But next, say gooday to us. Tell us
Speaker 5: what you're looking forward to doing this weekend on thirteen
Speaker 5: twenty four ten, and.
Speaker 4: We will give you a Baker's delight voucha.
Speaker 2: I think I might be looking forward to not speaking for.
Speaker 4: A little bit.
Speaker 1: What do you think up the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Welcome to your Friday and welcome to.
Speaker 1: This Chrissy say today.
Speaker 2: Yes, I've done so much talking this week. I want
Speaker 2: you to talk to me, but I may or may
Speaker 2: not have anything to say back. I'm well, I'm done
Speaker 2: with using words, and my plans for this weekend is
Speaker 2: just to be quiet for a little bit.
Speaker 4: I think that's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thirteen twenty four ten, say gooday and tell us
Speaker 2: what's on for the weekend. What are you doing Georgie?
Speaker 2: Gooday today?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going a Red Layne Raceway in Belmont with family.
Speaker 3: In Belmont, just out of Geelong.
Speaker 2: Belmont used to be the home of the Great Sizzler
Speaker 2: and I used to make the make the pilgrimage there
Speaker 2: in my die hats who charade down down the freeway
Speaker 2: to there.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, my parents used to go there.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was magic. What happens at the raceway?
Speaker 2: You a bit of a bogain. Look, honestly, I've never.
Speaker 6: Even been before, but my dad wants to go for
Speaker 6: a family day out, so I'm like, all right, there's more,
Speaker 6: We're all going down. Oh look I was there when
Speaker 6: it's they fed.
Speaker 4: Food Baker's Delight voucher for you. Georgie. You have a
Speaker 4: beautiful weekend.
Speaker 3: Hey Nicole, what is on for the weekend?
Speaker 7: Hey? Mate, I'm glad it's Friday.
Speaker 2: I'm going out for lunch with me missus and a
Speaker 2: couple of new friends that I haven't met yet.
Speaker 6: But we're gonna have a ball lunch.
Speaker 3: I love this.
Speaker 2: Do you know what restaurant you're going to?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Probably the Meadow Brooks Pub.
Speaker 3: It's just my local one, beautiful.
Speaker 6: And hasn't been fully decided yet, so a part way.
Speaker 3: Are you one of these people?
Speaker 4: Nicole?
Speaker 2: And I really, I sincerely hope you are. In fact,
Speaker 2: we should talk about this next week Jack, do you
Speaker 2: look up the menu everywhere you're planning on going and
Speaker 2: pre decide what you're going to order?
Speaker 4: Well, not a meadow.
Speaker 8: Brooks, because we do know, but everywhere else to QUEENSLANDA yes.
Speaker 6: Because we want to make sure that we are going
Speaker 6: for what we want.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I know exactly what I'm going to order
Speaker 2: before I sit down, and I love it. And a
Speaker 2: lot of people do not like that.
Speaker 8: Nicole, it happens.
Speaker 5: Have a beautiful weekend, enjoy that lunch, and we are
Speaker 5: sending you a Baker's Delight about you.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Good on your niggers.
Speaker 2: Let's finish with you, Belinda, what is on for the weekend?
Speaker 8: Well, I actually have a free weekend, Christie, because I
Speaker 8: usually work at the mcg as my side hustle, and
Speaker 8: the cricket's finished, so I've got some time to myself.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, Belinda? What do you mean? Who
Speaker 2: else is living in your house at the moment?
Speaker 8: I have a seventeen and a half year old daughter.
Speaker 2: Well, she might be doing something like you might.
Speaker 3: Actually be You'll be out, she'll be out.
Speaker 2: You might actually be alone for a bit.
Speaker 8: Oh, look alone with the animals on the balcony with
Speaker 8: a crisp glass of seven yards.
Speaker 4: Belinda.
Speaker 5: Our producer Tom also has a side hustle at the MCG.
Speaker 4: Do you know him.
Speaker 8: We just had a chat and I said, we need
Speaker 8: to have a chat Tom. We need to say hi
Speaker 8: to each other. He works very closely to where the
Speaker 8: restaurant I'm in.
Speaker 4: Actually, oh, I love that.
Speaker 2: What's your favorite thing at the restaurant?
Speaker 8: I love that all of my colleagues are from different
Speaker 8: parts of the world, where different ages, different backgrounds, and
Speaker 8: we are just one big, happy family with no hierarchy.
Speaker 8: I love it.
Speaker 2: Belinda chills some diet cokes. I'm coming over to join
Speaker 2: you on the balcony. Dream a dream come true. We
Speaker 2: can be lonely together.
Speaker 4: Let's do it. Baker's delight about a few Blinda The
Speaker 4: Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: It's our first Friday back. Let's hit the mail back.
Speaker 1: Yes, Chrissy's correspondence.
Speaker 2: Yes, indeed, we're always open for business and we love
Speaker 2: your feedback. Slide into our DM.
Speaker 4: It's our second Friday back. By the way, we didn't
Speaker 4: get to this last week.
Speaker 2: It's our first correspondence. You're right, I mean, who knows
Speaker 2: what the day it even is.
Speaker 5: If you're just tuning into this show every Friday, we
Speaker 5: will do this segment and it's where we read out
Speaker 5: your feedback.
Speaker 4: Please send mean feedback to our Instagram.
Speaker 2: At the Christy Swan Show, Jack really likes the mean stuff.
Speaker 4: I do like get a kick out of it.
Speaker 2: It's so funny, so toxic. All right, We've been doing
Speaker 2: Baker's Delight little promo called Christian Jacks Lunch Order where
Speaker 2: we basically wax lyrical about our favorite baked goods. And
Speaker 2: I was talking about a date scone and Maya wants
Speaker 2: to talk to me about it. She says, Christy, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, when you were talking about date scones, you
Speaker 2: reminded me that last year Baker's Delight made a sticky
Speaker 2: date hot cross bun I remember that, and oh the
Speaker 2: moisteness ten out of ten.
Speaker 5: I wonder, I mean, we know some top dogs at
Speaker 5: Baker's Delight. I wonder if we can find out whether
Speaker 5: that's coming back.
Speaker 2: Well, yes, because may have said that they've discontinued. Now
Speaker 2: ask whoever you can to bring them back on it.
Speaker 2: My Maria messages us all the way from Sri Lanka.
Speaker 2: She says, Hi from Schri Lanka. I listen to you
Speaker 2: guys every morning. Wow, while I'm at the gym.
Speaker 3: Good on you, Maria.
Speaker 4: How cool that we're in Sri Lanka.
Speaker 2: And what a great name Maria Gomez Sebastian.
Speaker 4: I mean she sounds like a spy, oh my god.
Speaker 2: She does. Or like a character from a video game
Speaker 2: from the nineties.
Speaker 4: Yes, or a cartail leader.
Speaker 2: Yes, everybody wants the recipe to my arm and biscuits
Speaker 2: that I found in a in a homemade cookbook from
Speaker 2: when I.
Speaker 4: Was twelve, nineteen eighty six, was it?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 3: The thing is this.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's a very good recipe. I read it,
Speaker 2: and the recipe as it is, it's very incomplete. It
Speaker 2: was written by a twelve year old.
Speaker 4: How did you manage to make them so beautifully? Again?
Speaker 2: Because I guessed there's no temperature on what you put
Speaker 2: the oven on, there's no how long you cook it for.
Speaker 2: So I promise you felicity, everybody, Dutchy Cam, everybody that's
Speaker 2: asked for the questions for the recipe, I will write
Speaker 2: those details down because I have made the cookies and
Speaker 2: they were perfect. The ingredients were not one hundred percent
Speaker 2: in the recipe I've got the right ones, I've got
Speaker 2: the time, I've got all that. I'll write it and
Speaker 2: send it.
Speaker 4: Okay, I've for a couple of more test cooks. Is
Speaker 4: that what you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I just yeah, or at least one more where I
Speaker 2: can write it down.
Speaker 4: We will circle back.
Speaker 3: It's pretty cute the recipe.
Speaker 2: There's nothing in it, no temperature. Someone else slid into
Speaker 2: my DMS about the chocolate Cocoa Bella coconut water. So
Speaker 2: you you discovered it, I'm telling you, and Champagne puppies
Speaker 2: on board. Drake posted a picture of it. Now I
Speaker 2: can't get it anywhere. Have a listen to this. This
Speaker 2: is so gorgeous, She says, Hello, I have just popped
Speaker 2: in here to let you know that right after your
Speaker 2: conversation about chocolate coco Bella coconut water, I grab I
Speaker 2: went into Woolies to grab a few things for dinner,
Speaker 2: and I spotted if you touched away in the back shelf.
Speaker 2: Given the amazing timing, we grabbed the whole lot. I've
Speaker 2: got some for you.
Speaker 4: Oh that's kind of her that I live too.
Speaker 3: Far from you.
Speaker 2: Do you want us to drop them over? It's this
Speaker 2: sort of sense of community that I love so much.
Speaker 4: That is so kind.
Speaker 2: I'm going to hook up with her this weekend.
Speaker 3: Because they are very very hard to find.
Speaker 5: Can I give a little tip on them as well?
Speaker 5: Because I've got a few at home. But the way
Speaker 5: my housemate gets them, and it's probably a little bit
Speaker 5: more of an expensive way, he goes on Uber eats
Speaker 5: and searches for them, so you can sort of cover
Speaker 5: more grocery shops and more grocery.
Speaker 2: Stores, if that makes idea.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So it's a little tip for anyone that's out
Speaker 5: there really thirsty for it.
Speaker 2: And then if you put on like ten at a time,
Speaker 2: then which is the bare minimum that I do. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm a stock pilot.
Speaker 3: I love this, Janey said.
Speaker 2: I live on the Sunny coast just in LUSA, and
Speaker 2: I met you outside Harvey Norman when you were working
Speaker 2: up here twenty four years ago or something, and I
Speaker 2: couldn't believe it. You had a listen to this conversation.
Speaker 2: This showed you that I have not changed one bit.
Speaker 2: You had a conversation with me about a water filter
Speaker 2: and you said how good it would be for cooking,
Speaker 2: and I had no idea what you were talking about.
Speaker 2: I'd never seen a water filter in my life, and
Speaker 2: I thought you were so sophisticated, oy gorgeous, Janey God
Speaker 2: love yetange And I cooked a omelet for you, and
Speaker 2: you learned how to cook an omelet. And Troy said
Speaker 2: when he visited the page, he said, I need him
Speaker 2: with a spoon. Spoon The Christy Swan Shows, The Chrissy
Speaker 2: Swan Show. Let's give away one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Whether it's a school last bar, Oh, your workday lunch,
Speaker 1: the bigest.
Speaker 5: To like, high fiber log white blood loads has the
Speaker 5: taste you love with added benefits.
Speaker 1: Chrissy and Jack's lunch order.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I have loved this competition, love love loved it.
Speaker 5: And this is our last day of playing Swanny. And
Speaker 5: our lucky listener on the line is Renee.
Speaker 2: Hello, Reneehi, Hi legend, Hell are you beautiful? Sense here?
Speaker 2: You love?
Speaker 3: A cheesey might scroll you and everyone else?
Speaker 6: Renee, Yes, it's they're delicious.
Speaker 2: Good of that? Are you a full size cheesey might
Speaker 2: scroll girl? Or one of the minis?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 8: I always seem to buy like the bags of the
Speaker 8: minis and because my boys love them, but I always
Speaker 8: end up eating half the.
Speaker 2: Bag and I think that's fair. I think one each
Speaker 2: for the kids and then two for you. That's sort
Speaker 2: of like just one standard one. You know.
Speaker 5: Now that, Renee, today is the last day we'll be
Speaker 5: playing this competition, and today we're opening Chrissy's lunch box.
Speaker 5: So what you need to do is order three Iconic
Speaker 5: Baker's Delight products in order from high to low. If
Speaker 5: you get the first one correct in the order, it's
Speaker 5: two hundred and fifty dollars cash. If you get two right,
Speaker 5: it's five hundred dollars cash. But if you nail that trio,
Speaker 5: it is one thousand dollars cash to you.
Speaker 8: Okay, amazing, I'm scared.
Speaker 5: The products in front of you today, Swanni. There is
Speaker 5: a Berrian white chalks gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're three sweet ones today, Renee, and I'm naturally
Speaker 2: not a sweet tooth, but I've still ordered them and
Speaker 2: I'd still absolutely smash them one after the other.
Speaker 5: There is then a blueberry lattice Danish and a chocolate crossoon.
Speaker 5: So a berry and white chocolate scone, a blueberry Danish,
Speaker 5: and a chocolate croissong.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, what is what is?
Speaker 2: First? I'm going to give you a hint here, can
Speaker 2: I give a hint. I buy these and I buy
Speaker 2: four of them, and I hate them for dessert. They're
Speaker 2: a fabulous dessert.
Speaker 4: I reckon, I know what that is.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to go with the chocolate croissant. No.
Speaker 2: Number one is the lattice. I would put the lattice first.
Speaker 2: What is left is a Pancho chocolate croissant or the
Speaker 2: very fancy scorn with blueberries and white chocolate. Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: going to go with the blueberry and white chocolate gone.
Speaker 2: You are absolutely spot on there, and so that means
Speaker 2: there's only one spot left, the chocolate croissot.
Speaker 4: Five cash for you, Renee.
Speaker 8: Oh, thank you, guys.
Speaker 2: But it's so awesome you're darling.
Speaker 8: I really appreciate that. Guys.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I'm going to cry.
Speaker 4: We love you.
Speaker 2: I love you guys too.
Speaker 8: Guys make my afternoon better every day.
Speaker 2: I don't want to reach through the phone.
Speaker 3: Kiss you.
Speaker 1: This one show.
Speaker 2: Let's get clicking.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's click fait.
Speaker 2: Gracey Abrams. You would have seen her at the Grammys, don't.
Speaker 2: I think she went away empty handed, didn't she?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: I think this song was nominated. I think she was
Speaker 3: nominated for something.
Speaker 5: But I mean, I'm sorry if Billie Eilish didn't win,
Speaker 5: and if Taylor didn't win, Gracey, you ain't winning baby exactly.
Speaker 2: Just nice to be nominated, truly.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 2: She has come out to say that no man has
Speaker 2: come close to defining pop culture like Taylor Swift, and
Speaker 2: I tend to agree. Obviously, I'm going to because this
Speaker 2: is my queen and savior. But even you, Jack have
Speaker 2: got to admit this woman is a powerhouse.
Speaker 4: Taylor.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, And I think, especially in modern times, it's
Speaker 5: hard to think of anyone else that has had this effect.
Speaker 5: I think as well, in the world of with even
Speaker 5: a world of social media, were so oversaturated by everyone
Speaker 5: that there hasn't ever been anyone that we've had in
Speaker 5: our faces like her exactly.
Speaker 2: And there's been no scandals and none of that. She's
Speaker 2: just like a shining light. GRACIEA said, Taylor is an athlete,
Speaker 2: a brilliant business person, and a genius writer. She's a
Speaker 2: grounded human being who makes time for everyone in her life.
Speaker 2: It's been really cool to be in orbit in the
Speaker 2: orbit of a person like her. There's also nothing that
Speaker 2: comes close to what she has done. People will still gaslight,
Speaker 2: her and her capabilities and all this rubbish. But please
Speaker 2: point me to one man who has come close to
Speaker 2: defining pop culture in this way. There is nothing.
Speaker 4: I mean, maybe Michael Jackson back in the day. Maybe
Speaker 4: if I would have played Devil's Advocate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he's everywhere.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I get what you say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's massive and they Actually when she says it's
Speaker 2: been great to be in the orbit of this person,
Speaker 2: perhaps she is talking about the time that they spent
Speaker 2: together when they recorded this banger.
Speaker 3: Last.
Speaker 7: Yes, miscals on the line, it's so good.
Speaker 5: So it's Grazie Taylor, Grazie Abram sorry featuring Taylor.
Speaker 2: It's a grazy song, right, Yes, yes it's on It's
Speaker 2: on Gracie's album Nice. But I love that about Taylor too.
Speaker 2: She just goes, yeah, I don't do a song with
Speaker 2: your vocals.
Speaker 4: Yeah, every song sounds the same anyway. But don't worry.
Speaker 3: You had to get it in.
Speaker 5: Hey.
Speaker 2: Look, thoughts and prayers to anybody that's hosting a kid's
Speaker 2: party this weekend, Just be thankful that it's not at Sephora.
Speaker 2: This is a new thing, right. These kids are seven
Speaker 2: years old, seven, eight, nine, ten primary school girls and
Speaker 2: they're so obsessed with products like Drunk Elephant and Charlotte
Speaker 2: Tilbury and whatever.
Speaker 4: Naked Sundays.
Speaker 2: Yes, that they have their parties at Sephora. They get
Speaker 2: dressed up like princesses and go to a shop, and
Speaker 2: the obsession is real.
Speaker 4: That's an expensive obsession too.
Speaker 3: Yes it is.
Speaker 2: And it's silly like we do what I do with
Speaker 2: my daughter by anti wrinkle this and plumping that she's
Speaker 2: eleven years old. Come back to me when you're fifty
Speaker 2: and everything's sagging, totally unbelievable.
Speaker 4: Nothing tastes better than fresh bread from Baker's Delight, baked
Speaker 4: by real bakers.
Speaker 2: Chrissy songs, fresh Fridays.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention.
Speaker 2: I've neglected to mention until now that tonight dinner is
Speaker 2: sausage in bread, and there is no greater bread than
Speaker 2: that fresh Baker's.
Speaker 3: Delight, White life. There is nothing better.
Speaker 4: Do your kids like a heap of onion on it too?
Speaker 3: Yes, I do.
Speaker 2: I do two different types. I do brown and Spanish
Speaker 2: onion together with the balsamic and the caramelized.
Speaker 4: Oh, that is very sheet of sausage and bread bougie.
Speaker 2: At my place, we celebrate Fridays with a Fresh Friday.
Speaker 2: Normally I have to go into the vault and get
Speaker 2: one as a little sort of a refresher course in
Speaker 2: what songs you might have forgotten. But Jack, you're doing
Speaker 2: the fresh Fridays today.
Speaker 5: I've picked today's Fresh Friday, and it's like super fresh Swanie.
Speaker 5: We had the Grammys take place on Monday this week,
Speaker 5: and throughout that broadcast, a certain pop star dropped a
Speaker 5: brand new song.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's Gaga abracadabra.
Speaker 4: Right God.
Speaker 5: If you haven't heard this, if you haven't seen the video,
Speaker 5: you must go and watch it this evening.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: I feel like we've got to put something inside the
Speaker 2: bum bag today? Can we for the weekend?
Speaker 4: What about a Hoets voucher?
Speaker 3: Yes, Chrissy's quizzy.
Speaker 2: I love this idea and you've inspired me, Jack. I
Speaker 2: might go and see a movie this weekend. I've heard
Speaker 2: the new Bob Dylan Bier pic is amazing.
Speaker 5: I think this is good, and you need to do
Speaker 5: a weekend of no talking. A yap for Christy Swan,
Speaker 5: So lots of cinema time and the.
Speaker 2: New the Reneeser Wiga New Bridge Jones film.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's out.
Speaker 3: It's not out yet. That's on the to do list. Hey, Anita, Nita, that's.
Speaker 2: From West West, West Side Story, Anita, one of.
Speaker 4: The great She really really loved that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she loved it.
Speaker 2: She's hang up and you are pitched against Michelle. Hello, Michelle,
Speaker 2: good mate.
Speaker 3: Have you got a busy weekend ahead?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 8: School sports for the school girls.
Speaker 2: You're gonna need You're gonna need this bum bag bad.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to have zinc and snacks and coins
Speaker 2: for the sausage and bread, all of it, all right.
Speaker 3: And the sunscreen exactly.
Speaker 2: Your names are your buzzes, Anita and Michelle.
Speaker 3: It's the best of five Anita.
Speaker 4: Max Win Weird breaks to all right. Question number one.
Speaker 3: First person gets three gets the bum bag.
Speaker 2: Question number one, which pop star released a song called
Speaker 2: Abracadabra at the beginning of this years?
Speaker 4: Michelle, Lady, so it's a good.
Speaker 2: Question Number two? How many dots appear on a pair
Speaker 2: of dice? Two dice?
Speaker 3: Please? Total amount?
Speaker 2: Michelle, Yes, Michelle, twenty four, No, forty two. It's too
Speaker 2: hard to calculate unless you knew it.
Speaker 3: Question number three. Who voiced the character of Donkey in Shrek?
Speaker 8: Anita?
Speaker 2: Yes, Anita?
Speaker 1: Umm, oh don't you hate that?
Speaker 2: It's Eddie Murphy. Question number four. Five years ago today,
Speaker 2: Justin Bieber released this song for True.
Speaker 4: Filter Gorgeous Make them top.
Speaker 2: Day Anita was a song called Intensions.
Speaker 3: It is called Intentions and it's a ripper.
Speaker 4: Such a choose.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm doing it.
Speaker 2: Justin radio on this weekend. Love it one go check place.
Speaker 5: One point to Michelle, one point to Anita. Question number five.
Speaker 2: What is the process by which a liquid changes into gas?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, Anita.
Speaker 3: Vapparition?
Speaker 4: Question number six is for the win, Anita.
Speaker 2: Eddie McGuire used to host a game show on Channel
Speaker 2: nine called Anita. Yes Anita, say it again? They show
Speaker 2: he wants to be a millionaire.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he wants to be a millionaire.
Speaker 3: You forget he really was Eddie.
Speaker 2: Everywhere you can really listen. You've won the bum bag, Anita,
Speaker 2: Well done, and the movie pass as well. Hope you
Speaker 2: go and just get some popcorn and thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Delicious.
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Speaker 2: You know, I've been talking a little bit this week
Speaker 2: and last week news resolutions, because I don't really believe
Speaker 2: in resolutions, but I do think that the beginning of
Speaker 2: a new year is a good opportunity to go, Okay,
Speaker 2: what a review? I like that word, Yeah, like okay,
Speaker 2: what happened? What happened last year that didn't really work?
Speaker 2: And is there anything I can do about it?
Speaker 5: And what are some things maybe you'd like to achieve
Speaker 5: this year. I haven't said this yet. It's so cringe
Speaker 5: and lame and so not me, but God, do it.
Speaker 5: I did a journal and I did it again last night.
Speaker 5: I'm doing a journal a month.
Speaker 4: What because.
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: Because I put something on.
Speaker 3: It just said are you okay?
Speaker 2: But he didn't press the right button, but I could
Speaker 2: lip read are you okay?
Speaker 5: Because I did it because I'm so embarrassed. I'm going
Speaker 5: red and sweaty because some things I put down on
Speaker 5: January one came true in January two things I wanted.
Speaker 4: So I'm going to do it. I've done it again
Speaker 4: for February. What did you put I'm not telling you,
Speaker 4: I'll tell you off anyway.
Speaker 5: So I'm with you on this. I think it's good.
Speaker 5: I'm going to call it not a journal a review.
Speaker 2: Now yours is a journal. Yours is a journal. Mine
Speaker 2: is a review because I'm going, like, you know, well,
Speaker 2: can I notice from last year I've got too many kids.
Speaker 2: I can't do anything about that. I can't do anything
Speaker 2: about that. The house is too much for me to
Speaker 2: do on my own. Can I do something about that? Yes?
Speaker 2: I can, you can, absolutely, And you know I've bored
Speaker 2: my friends going. I just spent all my time cleaning.
Speaker 2: It's like I just finished. I literally just get it
Speaker 2: looking nice, and I look around and I love it.
Speaker 2: And then I go to work and I comeback and
Speaker 2: it looks like someone's broken in and pissed all over
Speaker 2: the floor. Just happens to be my kids, And I'm like,
Speaker 2: what is going on?
Speaker 4: We haven't even got to the video you sent me
Speaker 4: last night. We haven't spoken about that in real life.
Speaker 4: We can do that later.
Speaker 2: I know we will talk about that, because I was speechless.
Speaker 2: I know that's what you write in, so I'll feel
Speaker 2: you in later, dear listener. But I sent a video
Speaker 2: of my powder room, my toilet, which I've only just
Speaker 2: had motivated, and I just just sent it there. That
Speaker 2: was it, and you just said straight back, I'm speechless.
Speaker 4: Way to talk about that.
Speaker 2: So you can see how desperately I need somebody to
Speaker 2: help me with cleaning. I can, but I just I
Speaker 2: can't get past the fact I just don't like the idea.
Speaker 3: There's a couple of things about it.
Speaker 4: I don't like.
Speaker 2: One is I don't like the idea of giving such
Speaker 2: an awful job to another human being.
Speaker 4: Oh worry about that?
Speaker 2: I No, I do worry about that because if I don't,
Speaker 2: if I hate doing it so much, surely you don't
Speaker 2: give that to somebody else. You just go here this
Speaker 2: you do it? No nothing, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I just hate that.
Speaker 5: No, because some people genuinely love cleaning. And I know,
Speaker 5: we know some cleaners, like I know that they genuinely
Speaker 5: love it and they find it satisfying. And a lot
Speaker 5: of these cleaners make like a good good money from it,
Speaker 5: and so they should. But like, don't feel bad about that.
Speaker 5: It's like we wouldn't want to dig holes. Some people do. Actually, no, sorry,
Speaker 5: take that comment back.
Speaker 2: I think you're digging a very bad health.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna stop. I've done too much talking this week Fridays. Anyway,
Speaker 5: back to the.
Speaker 2: Clean anyway, there's two reasons I don't. Why I can't
Speaker 2: hire somebody to do it is A. I don't want
Speaker 2: somebody to come into my house and see that mess
Speaker 2: and think, oh my god, my life isn't worth living.
Speaker 2: And B I don't I don't want them to judge me.
Speaker 2: I don't want them to judge me and go, oh
Speaker 2: my god, like next time they're having coffee with their friends,
Speaker 2: going oh my god, I cleaned that radio woman's heart.
Speaker 2: You should see the state of it. Imagine if that
Speaker 2: video I showed.
Speaker 4: You you no, that can never see the light of day.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine if I was just like, hi, the
Speaker 2: co cleaning product to you know, here in the vacuums.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 2: Oh by the way, there's a little mess in the
Speaker 2: powder room and she opened that.
Speaker 4: I know. I mean, VICKI the cleaner is videoing that
Speaker 4: and sending it to Daily Mail.
Speaker 2: It is absolutely horrendous.
Speaker 5: We get some horror cleaning stories or some cleaners on
Speaker 5: the line.
Speaker 2: Like to prove that I'm not going to be the messiest,
Speaker 2: most disgusting house in the world.
Speaker 5: Yes, would that make it sound like yeah, would would
Speaker 5: thirteen twenty four to ten. We want to hear some
Speaker 5: of the worst cleaning stories from cleaners right after this
Speaker 5: jump on the line. We'll give you a beautiful gift
Speaker 5: for doing so.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: If I had a dollar for every time my friend
Speaker 2: said to me, why are you spending ten or fifteen
Speaker 2: hours a week cleaning up? I get your kids to
Speaker 2: do it, clean up after them selves and be Please
Speaker 2: hire a cleaning service to come once a week, just
Speaker 2: mop your flaws.
Speaker 3: But I just can't.
Speaker 2: I don't know whether it's a control thing.
Speaker 3: I can't get it clean enough to let the cleaners in.
Speaker 4: You're worried about being judged about the state it's in.
Speaker 3: And it feels disrespectful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: When I'm in my house alone, when it's just me,
Speaker 2: magic you add the kids in, I cannot keep on
Speaker 2: top of it. I can't.
Speaker 5: Now we have asked on thirteen twenty four to ten
Speaker 5: Swany for some beautiful cleaners to call us and tell
Speaker 5: us their horror stories to make you feel better about
Speaker 5: letting the cleaner into your home.
Speaker 2: I would really love that. Hello, Beckh, Hi, are you
Speaker 2: a cleaning lady?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 2: I am, Oh my god, do you Jack was just
Speaker 2: saying that you really love I'm so bad at cleaning.
Speaker 2: It takes me so long. Do you love it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I do love it. Yeah, generally it's good.
Speaker 2: So when I left the house this morning, I looked
Speaker 2: around and I thought, oh god, this will be here
Speaker 2: in ten times worse. By the time I get home,
Speaker 2: there was like a pan from dinner because no one
Speaker 2: had unpack the dishwasher, and I'd run out of time.
Speaker 2: It was ten o'clock. If you walked into my house
Speaker 2: and you saw pans and like it was a fry
Speaker 2: pan and a flipper and a pizza cutter on the
Speaker 2: side of the sink, is that a very bad thing
Speaker 2: to walk into?
Speaker 6: No, that would take me five minutes.
Speaker 2: All right, What is the worst thing? See, that's a
Speaker 2: great source of shame for me. What is the worst
Speaker 2: thing that you have seen in a house that you've entered?
Speaker 6: Oh, my gosh, the worst thing I've ever seen is
Speaker 6: going into the person's house and smelling cat your own
Speaker 6: straight away, pieces on the wall, maggots in his bed.
Speaker 6: And I had to wear a ninety five mask because
Speaker 6: it was so bad.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, is this a specialist cleaning agency, like you know,
Speaker 2: for on the set of Brad Pitt's seven Or was
Speaker 2: that just a standard job?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 8: It was.
Speaker 6: It was a standard job on an average day. I thought,
Speaker 6: I thought it was going to be fine, and then
Speaker 6: I got I got the report that this was what
Speaker 6: the situation was, and I embraced myself.
Speaker 5: Did you speak Did you get to see the owner
Speaker 5: of the home face to face or the person's house
Speaker 5: you were cleaning?
Speaker 6: No, he'd left the house, he left the door open,
Speaker 6: and yes, I just went in.
Speaker 2: Had he left the earth?
Speaker 3: That is so?
Speaker 2: How long did that take you? Did you say Maggot's
Speaker 2: in his bed?
Speaker 6: Yes, it was gross. It took me a spare hours,
Speaker 6: probably an eight hour day.
Speaker 2: But you did that in eight hours yep?
Speaker 4: Alone alone?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Wow. And back to what we were talking about.
Speaker 5: How I said in the segment before, cleaners love their
Speaker 5: job like at the end, like I loved tiding and
Speaker 5: cleaning my apartment. Do you get this great like a
Speaker 5: burst of satisfaction when you finished a job like that?
Speaker 6: I do, Yes, I do, not immediately after, but lack
Speaker 6: the next day. I'm like, I did a good job.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm I'm a slow cleaner, and
Speaker 2: I get a fleeting sense of satisfaction when I look around,
Speaker 2: I go, oh my god, that looks amazing. But then
Speaker 2: it's immediately followed with I've just spent five hours doing
Speaker 2: this and I'm not going to get ten minutes enjoyment
Speaker 2: out of it.
Speaker 4: You're probably going to have to do it again tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and the next day and the next day.
Speaker 3: It just seems so pointless.
Speaker 2: Beck Christy Cleaner, Okay, Beck, I will I can assure
Speaker 2: you there's no make well. I don't know. I haven't checked.
Speaker 4: Maybe beg.
Speaker 5: We're going to send you products for sensitive skin from
Speaker 5: Tribe Skincare because I'm worried about what your skins had
Speaker 5: to go through with those maggots.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much.
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Speaker 2: Oh Jack, Nature is Healing. The Kardashians are back finally
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 5: I know I'll be watching the Actually I won't be
Speaker 5: watching that tonight I'll be out. I'll be watching Hungover
Speaker 5: on Sunday.
Speaker 2: Maybe ye did losey the will to live. I'm excited
Speaker 2: for you that that is. Back when we're talking to
Speaker 2: Kardashians in a roundabout sort of way. Chloe Kardashian's got
Speaker 2: a podcast called Chloe in Wonderland. Love that name, and
Speaker 2: she had her own divorce lawyer on as a guest.
Speaker 2: This woman is called the Disso Queen. Her name's Laura Wilson.
Speaker 2: And why disso' quinn ask you? She dissolves entire marriages.
Speaker 5: Her first client was Stevie wonder Oh, she was to talking.
Speaker 5: I listened to parts of this podcast that was and
Speaker 5: now they're really good. That became really good, mate.
Speaker 2: So what what is she dissolving any kind of.
Speaker 5: So for example, with Chloe, she did the divorce between
Speaker 5: her and Lamar, and she speaks about on this on
Speaker 5: this podcast. The day before Lamar went into a coma,
Speaker 5: she filed the paperwork this Diso Queen, and then Chloe
Speaker 5: called her and said, mate, go and grab that paperwork back.
Speaker 5: I want to be able to have control over his
Speaker 5: medical decisions.
Speaker 3: Because they're still married.
Speaker 5: Oka, right, But if that paperwork had gone through and
Speaker 5: he was in a coma who knew what was going
Speaker 5: to happen. So she made this diso queen fly to
Speaker 5: La and go and beg the judge to give back
Speaker 5: the divorce document now.
Speaker 9: So you called me and he said, oh my god,
Speaker 9: Lamara is going to come on. We need to stop
Speaker 9: the heroic, stop the paperwork. It's in the in the system.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: You're like, it's it's on the judge's desk.
Speaker 2: I think, is what you said.
Speaker 9: So I fly down to Los Angers Superior Court and
Speaker 9: I like flagged the woman down and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 9: I dropped a judgment RF a couple of days ago
Speaker 9: and I need to pull it back. And she's like
Speaker 9: there's no pulling it back. And I was like, no, no, no,
Speaker 9: you don't understand. I really need to do it. It's
Speaker 9: for Chloe Kardashanim and Lamara owed him and she's like.
Speaker 2: I don't know who that is. And I was like
Speaker 2: so desperate. I go, what about for love? And she's
Speaker 2: like for love and I was like, yes, for love.
Speaker 4: They're in.
Speaker 2: She doesn't want to pull it back. She needs to
Speaker 2: take care of him.
Speaker 9: But I don't know if she was just thought I
Speaker 9: was hilarious, or she also is a crusader her love.
Speaker 2: She goes wait here, wow that it sounds like a
Speaker 2: great podcast. Who else did she do.
Speaker 5: So she's done? She did Chris and Bruce at the time,
Speaker 5: she's done. The whole of the Kardashian clan.
Speaker 4: They all use her.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. It's like a It's like a you know,
Speaker 2: a garden maintenance. I want to talk to you about
Speaker 2: this reddit thread. We're going to finish the week with this.
Speaker 2: Am I the bay hole for asking my husband not
Speaker 2: to walk around nude because it makes my daughter uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: I read that and I thought, I God, get a grip.
Speaker 3: And then I realized.
Speaker 2: The husband is not the father of the child.
Speaker 3: This woman.
Speaker 2: Has a child from a previous relationship. She's remarried somebody.
Speaker 2: He walks around naked in front of a child that
Speaker 2: is not his own, to the point where you are
Speaker 2: not only like.
Speaker 4: Call the police, call the police.
Speaker 5: That woman, the mother should be questioning her partner on
Speaker 5: why he's doing that.
Speaker 4: What do you try to show off?
Speaker 2: And she has she has She's like, can you it
Speaker 2: makes the daughter has said, I don't think I really
Speaker 2: want to see Yeah, I don't want to see that,
Speaker 2: and he's going yeah, yeah, no I will, and then
Speaker 2: he keeps on doing it, gets out of the shower
Speaker 2: and walks around nude. I would change the locks and
Speaker 2: call the purper. Do it this weekend, lady, I.
Speaker 5: Have a beautiful weekend. Our good friends Rickielee, Tim and
Speaker 5: Joel are up next.
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