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Speaker 1: City and with Kate Ritchie podcast, It's.

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Speaker 2: Book week here on the Nova show. How's everyone Felchie?

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Speaker 3: Okay if I'm wronged?

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Speaker 4: We're in the studio right now? Are we live streaming money?

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Speaker 4: And is this you're just filming this?

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Speaker 5: Okay? What are we going for here?

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Speaker 6: Because yesterday tommy hand is a piece of paper each

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Speaker 6: we didn't get to choose what we'd be dressed as

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Speaker 6: for book week, and now we have a chance to

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Speaker 6: introduce ourselves brand new characters on the show.

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Speaker 5: Fis what don't we start with you?

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Speaker 3: Who are you?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 3: I'm supposed to be Peter Pan, but I look more

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Speaker 3: like Peter Allen.

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Speaker 5: Good boy from Oz and no, don't get him to

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Speaker 5: stand up.

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Speaker 7: Hearts are a bit short.

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Speaker 3: They're a bit short. It looks like Peter. It looks

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Speaker 3: like Peter Pan. Mayan, yes, hook, gon't.

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Speaker 5: Get your moroccos Peter Allen?

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Speaker 7: Can you point your toes?

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Speaker 6: Oh so Ritchie with a semi lipstick on and a

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Speaker 6: flat hat with a feather, who are you dissappate?

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Speaker 3: Do you work at the casino?

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Speaker 7: Because I got handed my little piece of paper yesterday

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Speaker 7: and I got handed the queen of hearts? Okay, and

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Speaker 7: so I was really excited, and I brought in like tights,

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Speaker 7: and I was going to do the red lipstick, which

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Speaker 7: I've done.

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Speaker 8: It looks great like rosy cheeks.

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Speaker 7: And so I've done the whole makeup, in the haircute

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Speaker 7: little buns. And then I pulled the costume, the suit

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Speaker 7: back on the back of the toilet door. And I

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Speaker 7: don't know what I am, like a king or someone that.

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Speaker 5: Works in the corn very short.

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Speaker 3: So May wanted to be the Queen of Hearts.

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Speaker 2: You said that on the radio, so obviously the executives

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Speaker 2: here at NOV wanted you to dresses the Queen of

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Speaker 2: Heart and.

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Speaker 7: Maybe I could borrow the costume for May. And then

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Speaker 7: we ticked both boxes.

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Speaker 8: We look great, I look like a cranky kid.

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Speaker 6: Well, Zoey foster Bake released the book No One Likes

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Speaker 6: a Short, and I think I am sorry a fart

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Speaker 6: and I am a whoop be cushion, which I didn't want.

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Speaker 8: When are you putting the costume on? So if you

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Speaker 8: sit on me, I make very funny noise.

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Speaker 4: Don't Worry's an angry bird ess is an angry birden cave.

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Speaker 4: Tommy to me, you dressed up yesterday, so you did

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Speaker 4: have to dress up, so you've just got yourself.

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Speaker 6: You've gone as Tom Ivey on a Thursday night.

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Speaker 2: Am, I'm Cinderella today.

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Speaker 4: Didn't have a hairy chest and also in the paved

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Speaker 4: today the Daily Telegraph in the most backslo since Sydney.

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, you're the most beautiful lady I've ever seen.

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Speaker 3: Wonderful. My daughter she loves Cinderella. Declotage is what.

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Speaker 5: You call it, Ky the Open.

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Speaker 4: Thurtay twenty fourteen. If you've had a book week disaster

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Speaker 4: before when you were younger, or you're going through it

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Speaker 4: now with your kids, we'd love to hear from you.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to be a fart M DG.

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Speaker 3: You have been rustling in the background there, So who

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Speaker 3: are you? Are you dressed at?

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Speaker 5: What do you mean?

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm a pig. That's we just say.

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Speaker 7: That in the office that's going to be dressed to slam.

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Speaker 5: Put your head peace on.

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Speaker 3: It's an inflatable pig, but we can't figure out how

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Speaker 3: to inflate it. So I'm currently a deflated the true representation, which.

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Speaker 4: Is how we feel every fifteen minutes where told extraordinary minute?

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Speaker 2: Sorry that was me again, Tom So we can get

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Speaker 2: changed back into our normal place.

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Speaker 3: You know you're in this until nine o'clock. You're a

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Speaker 3: beautiful I think you might be the King of hearts.

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Speaker 5: The king of hearts, that's what it is.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to be the queen because you also.

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Speaker 6: Look like an artist with a flat top and your

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Speaker 6: your feather are they getting in the way or tickling

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Speaker 6: your Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Disappointed?

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Speaker 4: We learned before when I've put morph suits on that

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Speaker 4: you see that you can see the shadow of everything

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Speaker 4: on my body.

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Speaker 7: Religion looks like a big green smear.

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Speaker 5: Alright, Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 6: If you've had a book week disaster similar to the

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Speaker 6: outfit I did not choose, we want to know if

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Speaker 6: you passed. She's flapping her gown.

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Speaker 4: I'm the guy we changed into whippers of whoope cushion.

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Speaker 3: We got here as a fairy. Kate was supposed to

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Speaker 3: be Queen of hearts. But you're the king of something.

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Speaker 7: Well, I'm the King of the court.

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Speaker 5: You just called me the king, Okay, with your teapot.

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Speaker 3: Tom is himself. Tom's from Frozen, Tom's come from being

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Speaker 3: out last night Ininderella.

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Speaker 6: Guys, if I turned out to a ball like that,

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Speaker 6: Tom is We ordered for the Bucksnot's for sure, we

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Speaker 6: got a good deal on it.

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Speaker 3: I'm the boy that never grows.

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Speaker 6: Up, right, You're Peter Pan had to handle my mustache

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Speaker 6: and I'm just going back through the book.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think I would have scared a few kids,

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Speaker 3: as for sure.

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Speaker 4: Kathy's given us girl from roseland we're talking you about

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Speaker 4: Bookweek disasters.

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Speaker 3: Kathy, can you help us out here?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: I really can. I'm a teacher librarian in a primary

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Speaker 9: great and today is our Book Week parade, shout out

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Speaker 9: to all our kids. But the disasters we've had along

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Speaker 9: the way are unforgettable. Like there were children that parents

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Speaker 9: dressed them up as the costume really that they wanted

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Speaker 9: to wear. Course he just sits down on the side

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Speaker 9: and described and refuses to walk around.

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Speaker 6: A lot of pressure on the teacher too, and maybe

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Speaker 6: yourself to get dressed up.

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Speaker 5: Kathy, what are you going as well?

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Speaker 1: This year?

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Speaker 9: In the Children's Book Council of Australia, because they're the

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Speaker 9: ones that are responsible for Books Week, one of the

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Speaker 9: shortlisted books was Frank's Red Hat. So I've just grabbed

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Speaker 9: my daughter's Penguin onesie and I'm wearing that because Frank's

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Speaker 9: a penguin.

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Speaker 3: That makes complete sense.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, so it's so easy you don't have for parents

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Speaker 9: out there, you don't have to spend lots of money

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Speaker 9: on costume. There's so many sporting heroes and things like

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Speaker 9: Sam Kerr has a series of books. You parents could

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Speaker 9: get dressed up as Sam.

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Speaker 3: Kerk trueyeh, that makes sense.

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Speaker 9: So there's so much out there that people can do

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Speaker 9: that don't cost money.

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Speaker 7: I know, Kathy, though you're right, it does become a

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Speaker 7: bit of a competition between the parents, a bit like

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Speaker 7: the Easter Bonnet parade and things like that. It's really

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Speaker 7: about the parents' ego. But I do want to ask you, Kathy,

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Speaker 7: have you had any disasters because often when you start

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Speaker 7: scrolling for costumes, and even when I was looking for

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Speaker 7: the Queen of Hearts costume and a bit like what

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Speaker 7: I thought I might be wearing this morning, but ended

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Speaker 7: up as a king. I mean, there are the adult

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Speaker 7: versions of the costumes. So you have a had kids

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Speaker 7: come as Queen of Hearts, but it's a grown up

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Speaker 7: you know, no kids.

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Speaker 9: But I did have a teacher one year come as

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Speaker 9: a very short superheroes sort of costume, which cause the

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Speaker 9: fathers really loved that hot wonder woman.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what a superhero.

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Speaker 3: Okay you are you are a gym. You have a

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Speaker 3: great day today. Let's go to Dannyell and Malabar. You

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Speaker 3: had a book week disaster downhill. Yeah, we did what

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Speaker 3: we did. What happened.

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Speaker 1: So we were having a very lazy year and we

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Speaker 1: just decided to dress my son, who was in like

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Speaker 1: maybe year three, as a bookworm. So we just used

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Speaker 1: a green sleeping bag with the little fool fooled around

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Speaker 1: his face. Yeah, but I was actually at work, so

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Speaker 1: I left the grandparents in charge. Yeah, and the sleeping

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Speaker 1: bag was an adult sleeping bag on a very small child.

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Speaker 1: So my mother thought it would be really clever just

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Speaker 1: to wrap a belt around the waist and like pull

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Speaker 1: it up and over, and unfortunately she struck his arms

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Speaker 1: down by his side with the belt and another child

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Speaker 1: stood on the back of the sleeping bag, which he

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Speaker 1: then planted and catch himself. He ended up in hospital

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Speaker 1: with concussion. Yeah, it was pretty bad, and unfortunately we

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Speaker 1: were flying to Fiji a week later, so we had

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Speaker 1: to get clearance for the flight. Keep going back to

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Speaker 1: the hospital. He was sensitive to like sound.

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Speaker 5: Like the whole thanks to book Week.

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Speaker 3: Just I just book for him and NaN's just wrapped

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Speaker 3: my arms up.

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Speaker 6: I mean, I want you to go to the Fitting

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Speaker 6: Whipper Kate Richie Instagram page to see on the Actually,

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Speaker 6: I've never seen a sleeve on anybody so big.

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Speaker 5: That is the sleeve.

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Speaker 3: Why, Thank you?

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Speaker 9: Di and Whipper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast.

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