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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fitzi and Whipper podcast.

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Speaker 2: We're doing the recap of the week. Are we told

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Speaker 2: me we're switching our trust. The audio man gets without

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Speaker 2: it out.

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Speaker 1: The best bits of the show from throughout the week

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Speaker 1: and nicely packages it up.

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Speaker 2: It's quite offensive. Have a listen.

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Speaker 1: Hey, we have some a little under the weather this week,

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Speaker 1: so if you wouldn't mind helping me introduce the recap,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Okay, never mind, fits, would you

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Speaker 1: mind helping out?

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Speaker 2: Somebody shoot me?

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Speaker 1: Okay mate, No need to be dramatic. We had a

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Speaker 1: lot of fairly serious updates this week about the death

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Speaker 1: of Queen Elizabeth, but thankfully we had foreign correspondent David

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Speaker 1: Woywood join us to give us all the INFI. We're

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Speaker 1: not sure if you'll ever join us again, though, because

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Speaker 1: Whipper constantly gets his name wrong. We are crossing to

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Speaker 1: David Warrywood. No, it's Woywood with in Edinburgh.

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Speaker 2: It's David Warrywood.

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Speaker 1: Beat after me, David, David Woywood warry Wood.

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Speaker 2: Somebody shoot me.

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Speaker 1: It's been hard going keeping the guys interested in the

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Speaker 1: royals this week.

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Speaker 2: When we do celebrate the life of Queen Elizabeth II.

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Speaker 2: We do have to give away some Bruno mast tickets, but.

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Speaker 1: Get them talking about royal dogs, the bloodline that remained

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Speaker 1: through the corgy, so that ran all the way till

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Speaker 1: two years ago, and you can't bloody stop them.

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Speaker 2: Imagine if there was like a Princess Die Corgy somehow

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Speaker 2: got out of Boon Palace and then went and hooked

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Speaker 2: up with a razor dog from Thailand or full Moon.

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Speaker 2: He came back with a different breed in it.

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Speaker 1: And it's probably best not to ask how Matt Degrut knows.

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Speaker 2: This and that has happened. One of her Corgy's tiny

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Speaker 2: was left with Princess Margaret's sister dash Hound.

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Speaker 1: They mate it and they created a brand new mad dog. Wow. God,

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Speaker 1: if it was only that good at his actual job.

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Speaker 1: The seven still have a eastbound from Quakeersill Parkway onto

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Speaker 1: the m Tube.

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Speaker 2: Had Homebush West.

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Speaker 1: Mate, we don't need the dramatic pause, we just need

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Speaker 1: the traffic.

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Speaker 2: I love you, Matte, Okay, I just want to let

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Speaker 2: you know that I lust for you. That's exciting to

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Speaker 2: think about, guys.

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Speaker 1: Billy Brish, Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 2: This is Billy Eilish.

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Speaker 1: Really great, Billie Eilish did join us this week.

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Speaker 2: Mate, how are you welcome to the show. Thank you Tiger.

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Speaker 1: When she blessed the guys with an absolutely on point

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Speaker 1: bird impression.

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Speaker 2: I was standing on the balcony in the hotel room going,

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Speaker 2: what I'm telling you, dude, it.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like that, and she wasn't wrong. Here's Billy, here's

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Speaker 1: a crow. Not bad. But of course Whipper had to

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Speaker 1: crack out his one animal impression as well. Can I

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Speaker 1: give you my Dolphin's good? Yeah, I'm not sure about that.

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Speaker 1: Here's Whipper, here's a dolphin. You be the judge.

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Speaker 2: Try to get yourself onto a billy off. That is

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Speaker 2: so kind of you.

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Speaker 1: Just quickly back to the Queen. Since it's been such

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Speaker 1: a big topic.

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Speaker 2: This week, there's been some amazing stories.

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Speaker 1: It was quite impressive that it only took four days

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Speaker 1: for FITZI to find a connection between.

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Speaker 2: Her and we've been waiting for his thoughts on the

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Speaker 2: Queen's passing and Snoop Dog. He couldn't get into the

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Speaker 2: UK for quite a while. That's right. It kicked me

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Speaker 2: out the UK. But guess what came to my defairs?

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Speaker 2: But the Queen. The Queen set it down when the

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Speaker 2: Queen speak, bat you did.

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Speaker 1: It's such a touching story that he re enacted what

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Speaker 1: he thinks the queen now, when the.

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Speaker 3: Queen speaks, When the Queen speaks now.

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Speaker 2: Well, it was touching. I was emotional.

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Speaker 1: Take notes Channel seven. That's how you do royal coverage.

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Speaker 2: You did tell us what you're thinking. You certainly did.

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Speaker 1: It was whippers nine year anniversary with Lisa this week.

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Speaker 1: It was beautiful just to have a moment to celebrate

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Speaker 1: nine years of marriage. And of course he took the

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Speaker 1: opportunity to give us all a little bit of love advice.

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Speaker 1: It was a love brush, says, not a toushy tap,

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Speaker 1: but I love brush suggestively, No, it's not so. I'd

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Speaker 1: like to present whippers top three tips for a successful marriage.

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Speaker 2: I'm fat. I'm fat. You know what. I'm fat. Don't

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Speaker 2: isolate that time, not as over.

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Speaker 1: Number one, Always be showing affection. Kiss with your partner,

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Speaker 1: at least on the lips in a three second embrace

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Speaker 1: every day.

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Speaker 2: And then he goes and christ in.

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Speaker 1: Number two, why don't we show the kids the video

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Speaker 1: of her wedding day. Relive some of your special memories.

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Speaker 1: The amount of duck poop every duck in the area

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Speaker 1: had had a colonic irrigation and it had dumped it

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Speaker 1: on that lawn. Lisa had this trail on her dress

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Speaker 1: which was like a fishing net in the water, and

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Speaker 1: it caught as much poop as possible.

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Speaker 2: She dragged pool around for the rest of the day.

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Speaker 2: Will I organize that? I threw all the bread on

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Speaker 2: the ground and three, and then had Francesca come up

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Speaker 2: to me.

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Speaker 1: Make sure the whole family is involved in your special

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Speaker 1: days two and a half.

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Speaker 3: Fu thinks she's going to get another sister.

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Speaker 2: It's not.

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Speaker 1: So there you go, good luck.

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Speaker 2: I guess you're a gentleman. You wait for the girls

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Speaker 2: to grab one dumpling first, but then once they do

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Speaker 2: it is on paddle.

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Speaker 1: From teenage Hartthrop to global superstar Robbie Williams.

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Speaker 2: Has had a wild ride.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we had Robbie Williams on the show Monday.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, sexy people. Hell.

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Speaker 1: I've left him to the very end because every time

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Speaker 1: we get him on he's just got the wildest stories,

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Speaker 1: like madeing Chris Rock at a party.

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Speaker 3: My mind kind of just drifts off and then this

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Speaker 3: body appears walking up the stairs and I'm like, man,

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Speaker 3: famous man, oh man, famous man Chris Rock. Oh, you're

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Speaker 3: staring at Chris Rock now saying hello. And by the

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Speaker 3: time I got to that bit, Chris went, what month

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Speaker 3: like that? And like reared up with me like I'm

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Speaker 3: daring him out, and I wanted to bite.

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Speaker 1: It was a good story, but I don't think it'll

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Speaker 1: ever top the story he told us last time he

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Speaker 1: came on the show.

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Speaker 3: She looked at me and she goes, have you got

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Speaker 3: morning Glory?

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Speaker 1: And I went yeah. And that's all I can legally

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Speaker 1: play to you. But if you'd like to hear the

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Speaker 1: full story, just google Robbie Williams clean us.

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Speaker 2: She's polishing more than the vases around the room.

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Speaker 1: Thank me later, See you guys next week. You're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Fitzi and Whipper podcast