1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,280 Speaker 1: Hey, tell you what's cooked. What the kids went through 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:06,240 Speaker 1: yesterday with nap plan. We were talking about it yesterday saying, 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:08,119 Speaker 1: you know some kids have anxiety going into it. 4 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:11,320 Speaker 2: Can I just on a very serious note, did your 5 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:14,440 Speaker 2: kids have Were they worried about it? 6 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 1: Yeah? 7 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,320 Speaker 3: They were a little about what. 8 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:19,960 Speaker 1: I don't think any kid loves going to a test. 9 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 4: Yeah, So they don't get their scores, do they? 10 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:24,480 Speaker 1: No, it's judging the school. 11 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:26,760 Speaker 3: Yes, it's the ranking. 12 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 4: What isn't it like to balance out with the expectation 13 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:32,199 Speaker 4: of what kids should know? So then when they go 14 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,680 Speaker 4: into exams and tests, they're like, well, this is the average. 15 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:37,559 Speaker 1: Remember saying yesterday that I reckon the school gets personal results. 16 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:39,960 Speaker 1: I don't stop saying you never know. 17 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:41,080 Speaker 4: No, they don't. 18 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,320 Speaker 1: They might have someone on the inside. 19 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 4: Are you freaking the kids out? 20 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 1: Of kids? 21 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:46,839 Speaker 4: You're the one that said the kids are freaked out. 22 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:50,000 Speaker 3: They weren't nervous. They are now. So Uncle Jason has 23 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:50,680 Speaker 3: just spoiled it. 24 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:54,760 Speaker 1: Yesterday technical dramas halfway through the tests are a little 25 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:59,279 Speaker 1: bit more than halfway. Uh the site crashed online. It's 26 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,960 Speaker 1: not on which well for year three kids, they do 27 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 1: it on paper, so it didn't affect them? Good? Right? Yeah? 28 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:07,200 Speaker 1: Should it was the writing exam. Year threes didn't have 29 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:09,199 Speaker 1: to worry about it because they did it on paper. Also, 30 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,480 Speaker 1: all the kids in Western Australia because the time difference 31 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:14,320 Speaker 1: hadn't started yet, so it didn't affect them. 32 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:17,240 Speaker 3: However, give them a pen and paper. I come on, 33 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 3: we had to do it in ouraday. 34 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 1: We'd stone and chisel. But it did affect the years five, 35 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:26,319 Speaker 1: seven and nine. 36 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:29,319 Speaker 4: My so how far in did they get before it crashed? 37 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 1: I let my twelve year old tell you, because he 38 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:34,320 Speaker 1: has just started in high school yesterday. 39 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:39,039 Speaker 3: It's a special sit down with him. Is this an exclusive? 40 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:41,319 Speaker 1: My son? I box popped him as he left his 41 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:45,039 Speaker 1: mate's house. What's funny, though, is because because he was 42 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 1: taught talking about the writing exam, the way he tells 43 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:51,840 Speaker 1: me about it is in story form. Take a listen, Felix. 44 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,640 Speaker 5: Probably the worst thing ever. 45 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 3: Told me through it. 46 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 5: So I'm almost done. 47 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:59,279 Speaker 1: A couple of words off. 48 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:02,200 Speaker 5: The sentence was about to be closed by the full 49 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:07,280 Speaker 5: stop until the shortage came. It said wait for a 50 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:11,160 Speaker 5: little bit because of the connection that was down. I waited, 51 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 5: and I waited. I got back onto the tab. Then 52 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 5: I heard dundom. The announcement came and it said year 53 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:21,440 Speaker 5: seven's if you're doing that plane right now and your 54 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:24,920 Speaker 5: network is not working, then this is totally normal. We 55 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 5: are going to pause the test and wait until this 56 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:27,440 Speaker 5: is done. 57 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 3: Who are you blaming not plan? 58 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 5: Don't like it, never liked it, don't believe in it. 59 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,200 Speaker 5: We already get enough testing and exams. 60 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 1: Stop treating us like monkeys. Oh, he's very animated, he's 61 00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:45,480 Speaker 1: very articulate. Yours, I don't know. 62 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:47,480 Speaker 5: So then what happened? 63 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,240 Speaker 1: So that's it. They sat there waiting for like fifteen 64 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,600 Speaker 1: minutes and didn't come back online. So they're like, all right, everyone, 65 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:56,600 Speaker 1: pack it up. We'll call it lunch. So today they 66 00:02:56,639 --> 00:02:58,320 Speaker 1: go back in. Oh, they do it again. 67 00:02:58,680 --> 00:02:59,560 Speaker 4: Is it the same question? 68 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 1: My understanding, because it's the writing one today. Surely the 69 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,480 Speaker 1: kids should be able to log in, because he said 70 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,880 Speaker 1: most of his friends were pretty much right at the 71 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 1: end of the story. 72 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:13,080 Speaker 4: Start again, kids, write another story, that's what they're being told. 73 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 3: Well, no, you just read the old. 74 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,840 Speaker 4: Hopefully the question what depends if it's a different question. 75 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,080 Speaker 4: If it was write a story about your fairy godmother, 76 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,639 Speaker 4: and then today is write a story and pretend you're 77 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:26,880 Speaker 4: an Olympic roller. 78 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:29,560 Speaker 3: That's a different stories, creative brain. 79 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:32,200 Speaker 1: All of a sudden, the rollers got wings. 80 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 4: Every single one of my stories at school ended with 81 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 4: and then I woke up and realized it was all 82 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:36,800 Speaker 4: a dream. 83 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, a single one. Not well in English. But good 84 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 1: luck to the kids taking on that plan. 85 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,360 Speaker 4: You don't need luck. Just go and do it. 86 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,320 Speaker 1: It's exactly fine. 87 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 4: You don't get your results. 88 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 1: Remember if you failed radio? 89 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 4: What's it called where you do the dummy voters? 90 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:57,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's always isn't it always be. 91 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 1: Back a letter? It's always seen yea. 92 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:03,280 Speaker 3: Let it get the majority? 93 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:03,400 Speaker 1: Yeah? 94 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. 95 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 1: If you start going B. 96 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,840 Speaker 4: C A, I think the majority C. 97 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 3: I wants copied? 98 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 1: What's that we got time? 99 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:16,919 Speaker 2: I once copied a test, but I didn't realize, like 100 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:19,839 Speaker 2: he was sitting to my right, and I could sort 101 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,279 Speaker 2: of tell which letter he was doing, like it looked 102 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:26,120 Speaker 2: like a looked But then they told I realized that 103 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:30,160 Speaker 2: they distributed different tests, two different like there. 104 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:33,039 Speaker 4: Were two tests for that very reason for cheaters, like 105 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,359 Speaker 4: you did you get zero? 106 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:35,799 Speaker 3: Oh close to zero? 107 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,719 Speaker 1: But he got a bluss. He was flying 108 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:45,880 Speaker 4: Lauren wake up feeling good following them on the socials,