Speaker 1: Welcome to person number one podcast. You're listening to the
Speaker 1: Jamo and Dylan Show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're on the way that Dance Bra little
Speaker 2: Man trip before.
Speaker 3: Good Hey guys, and welcome back to another episode of
Speaker 3: The Jammo and Dylan Show. It's been a while, but mate, Hello, guys,
Speaker 3: how are you. It's been some time sending some stuff,
Speaker 3: whether it's voice message, confession, anything like that. We want
Speaker 3: to know court cases, even court cases. I'd love that
Speaker 3: I had some court cases in a while. So as
Speaker 3: it's been some time, you know, some things might have
Speaker 3: happened in your life that you want to talk about.
Speaker 3: We're your therapists.
Speaker 4: At the end of the day, we've been through a
Speaker 4: lot of cases.
Speaker 3: We have hundreds, So send some through and even if
Speaker 3: it's just a little nice message or anything like that,
Speaker 3: flick it through and we'll get to it in the
Speaker 3: coming weeks. But I'm back from Bali deal. We kind
Speaker 3: of I don't even know if we've told the people.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you mentioned it to be this
Speaker 3: has just happened quite quickly.
Speaker 4: Maybe you didn't mention it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you would have probably seen it on Instagram
Speaker 3: or TikTok or something that I was gone. I put
Speaker 3: a story out on our page saying that we're having
Speaker 3: a little rest and a much needed rest. Yeah it was.
Speaker 4: I purposely not asked you about it, so I figured
Speaker 4: you could tell me.
Speaker 3: Now. Yeah, I as you know, sometimes my memory is
Speaker 3: like a little bit poor. Yeah. Yeah, I just struggle
Speaker 3: to grasp onto memories unless they're really big like things.
Speaker 3: And so what I've done, I've just tried to make
Speaker 3: a note and take some photos along the trip. Yep,
Speaker 3: so I have like a reference point and I was
Speaker 3: doing like little daily vlogs there as well. But yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll just go through the photos and then that should
Speaker 3: hopefully jog my memory. I feel like I'm in a
Speaker 3: bit of a yeah, like i feel like I've got
Speaker 3: Alzheimer's and I'm one of those older blokes who struggles.
Speaker 3: And I'm not making a joke about it. It's just
Speaker 3: genuinely my brain struggles at the times. But so Gracie
Speaker 3: and I went to Bali four nineteen days or something, right,
Speaker 3: nice time, nice length, good time to just fully chill
Speaker 3: out and a bit of time off, I guess.
Speaker 4: Great line and length, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Great line and length. No one can get that away. Oh,
Speaker 3: bro anyway, maybe Ricky Ponting punter, Yeah, punter. So, yeah,
Speaker 3: I went to Bali. We started on an island called Nusolimbongen.
Speaker 3: Actually i'll backtrack to day one. So basically there's been
Speaker 3: a lot of volcanic eruptions in the north part of Bali,
Speaker 3: which when you're on the island, it doesn't really affect
Speaker 3: you at all. You cannot see the ash. It is
Speaker 3: so far away, like we didn't even know about it.
Speaker 3: Sector flights, doesn't it. Yeah, But apparently mum was telling
Speaker 3: me this. I don't know if it's true or false,
Speaker 3: but she was saying that Indonesian airlines are allowed to
Speaker 3: fly through some of the volcanic ash and stuff because
Speaker 3: it's their airspace or something.
Speaker 4: So it's their rules in a way.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but yeah for an airspace for obviously international
Speaker 3: airlines and.
Speaker 4: Stuff, but whites aren't used to it, the white Australia
Speaker 4: or whatever.
Speaker 3: So we basically we flew to Bali and our flight
Speaker 3: was just up and about, like we didn't know when
Speaker 3: it was going to happen.
Speaker 4: You ensure if it was a real airline before.
Speaker 3: Yeah, TRANSNUSA is the name you've probably never heard of. It,
Speaker 3: that's the thing. So they've only been flying out of
Speaker 3: Perth to Bali at the start of this year, so
Speaker 3: very very fresh.
Speaker 4: You're the test dummy pretty much.
Speaker 3: And we went with them one because it was cheaper,
Speaker 3: more affordable, and the flight time was like good for
Speaker 3: us and whatnot. Anyway, the volcanic news came a couple
Speaker 3: of days before we left, and this means that there
Speaker 3: were mas delays, right, so struggled town for a lot
Speaker 3: of people booking their flights and we got pretty lucky.
Speaker 3: But it took me like I was messaging you boys
Speaker 3: saying I don't even know when this flight's leaving. One thing, saying.
Speaker 4: This time, the normal website saying this, but I thought
Speaker 4: that the.
Speaker 3: Actual official website, even though that it's like a pretty
Speaker 3: shit website, that should be the best official time. We
Speaker 3: tried to call, made like four calls and I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: this airline sucks. Anyway, we get to the airport, we
Speaker 3: get on the plane, everything was smooth. It was probably
Speaker 3: three hours delayed or something from memory like not too bad.
Speaker 4: I feel like you expect it, yeah, like you always
Speaker 4: know there's going to be some delay.
Speaker 3: To me, especially on the more budget flights, like you
Speaker 3: can't expect it to be completely perfect. But anyway, we
Speaker 3: got into Bali quite late, maybe like a nine PM
Speaker 3: or something. So by the time we were checking into
Speaker 3: our place, which we're only staying for one night, was
Speaker 3: real late. Yeah. So we went from the airport to Snuur,
Speaker 3: which is like a port town, and then from that
Speaker 3: town you get the ferry to Nusa Leimbongen, which is
Speaker 3: where we spent our first six nights. Now, nusial Embongen's
Speaker 3: beautiful place. It's more out island life. It feels like
Speaker 3: you're going back in time thirty years nice, like.
Speaker 4: Like the classic Bali how our parents speak.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it's nature, it's beaches, it's just and then
Speaker 3: if you and this is one thing that has been
Speaker 3: like bugging me when I see people make videos about Bali,
Speaker 3: they're like, it's so expensive now, but you can do
Speaker 3: a cheap trip. Yeah, that's because the main area. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because it's like anywhere you can just pick what type
Speaker 3: of trip you want to do. Yeah, but if you
Speaker 3: go on to TikTok and follow all the TikTok places,
Speaker 3: you're just going to be going to the new expensive
Speaker 3: western places. So we were getting meals on this island,
Speaker 3: like ranging from three dollars yeah, yeah, yeah, up to
Speaker 3: thirty dollars. It depends which way you want to do it.
Speaker 4: Is it a clean island, Yeah, relative to the rest
Speaker 4: of Bali, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's good. And then they also another good
Speaker 3: thing is that because it is less traveled. I guess
Speaker 3: like a lot of people do day trips from Bali
Speaker 3: and stuff. But I would suggest go there for a
Speaker 3: few days just so you can explore a bit. But
Speaker 3: we hide a scooter and then that can take you
Speaker 3: all around the island, so I don't have too much
Speaker 3: scooter experience. Grace's dad has one that he uses from
Speaker 3: time to time, and I got to practice on that
Speaker 3: a few years ago. Yep. And then I rode the
Speaker 3: last time we were on Limbongen, which was good. And
Speaker 3: then this time I felt like a pro yep. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we were cooking this time. So we went all around
Speaker 3: the island. We went to another island which is connected
Speaker 3: by the yellow bridge. And the yellow bridge is this
Speaker 3: thin yellow bridge that only two bikes can go across. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but there's also people walking on it.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's just so small a bit of a balancing act.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and cars can't get from one part of the
Speaker 3: island to the other. So we were going from Limbongen
Speaker 3: to Chenengen, right, and it's the bridge is maybe like
Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty two hundred meters long yep, yep,
Speaker 3: or maybe three hundred I don't know, decent decent length.
Speaker 3: And the roads are fairly good over there until you
Speaker 3: get to that bridge and then you're like, oh gee,
Speaker 3: I'm not that experienced. But luckily we got across fine,
Speaker 3: explored that part of the island and we had a
Speaker 3: great time there. But yeah, New Zealan Bongan was great.
Speaker 3: Here's some photos, like it's just a really good water yeah, sunset,
Speaker 3: it's just a nice spot. So we started the trip
Speaker 3: off very laid back and chilled out, which was great,
Speaker 3: and then we headed to a place we've never stayed before,
Speaker 3: laau Ye yep, so south part of Bali, and I
Speaker 3: loved it, like it's yeah, so again it's not as
Speaker 3: like westernized and stuff. And you can see that eventually
Speaker 3: a lot of Balley's going to turn into almost like
Speaker 3: a concrete jungle. You can. You can just see it
Speaker 3: happening because it's such a good place to make a
Speaker 3: business because you know, expenses are cheap and you can
Speaker 3: you can start charging more and more and more because
Speaker 3: people are just going to pay it. Yeah. Anyway, we
Speaker 3: were staying up in the hills like in this jungle
Speaker 3: mountains at an airbnb beautiful place, like a Japanese inspired
Speaker 3: type of Airbnb. Nice. And the only issue with this
Speaker 3: was like it was only an eight minute grab or
Speaker 3: go jeck like their form of Uber into the main part,
Speaker 3: so it wasn't very far out, but it was far
Speaker 3: enough out to just be like children relaxed, yep, but
Speaker 3: the power was going out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you had some issues here, didn't you.
Speaker 3: And Rog found it quite funny because oh yeah, I
Speaker 3: was just like capitulating in the messages.
Speaker 4: Will you message us after it had already been going
Speaker 4: on for a bit, so you were like, we didn't
Speaker 4: get it from the start, We got it from when
Speaker 4: Jamo's really deteriorating.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because like, okay, Bali's a hot place and nighttime,
Speaker 3: if you can't sleep properly or you're sweating, like you're
Speaker 3: going to get a bit out and completely fair, it
Speaker 3: just kept turning off every like ten minutes and you
Speaker 3: think that it's good and then it goes and then
Speaker 3: you've got no faith in it. And thankfully after a
Speaker 3: battle like a couple of days, we got some compensation.
Speaker 3: We've got some money back. And then yeah, our stay
Speaker 3: in All the Way two was decent. The beaches there
Speaker 3: are beautiful, and you've got like you've got big cliff
Speaker 3: top restaurants and stuff which are beautiful like scenery. Then
Speaker 3: you've got really busy, bustling beaches with heaps of people
Speaker 3: and heaps going on. But the best thing is like
Speaker 3: you can go to the beach and then every little
Speaker 3: beach shack has cold cold beers like nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, see that's luxury.
Speaker 3: So you can sit there, feed up, have beer and
Speaker 3: and just living good. Yeah, that's when you like relaxed.
Speaker 3: And I was saying to Grace, like she likes the
Speaker 3: beaches where there's heaps going on. Yeah, but I'm more
Speaker 3: of a relaxed type.
Speaker 4: You like a chill beach.
Speaker 3: So we Padang Padang Beach like the really busy one,
Speaker 3: and I liked going there, like it was a good experience.
Speaker 3: There's plenty of people who actually met people in the ocean.
Speaker 3: There was just heaps of Aussies and South Americans, Europeans.
Speaker 3: It's like a congregation of every country in the world.
Speaker 3: And then yeah, just tested out heaps of the beaches.
Speaker 3: Went to some more like relaxing ones like Malasty Beach
Speaker 3: which is on the very very south part of the island.
Speaker 3: That was really nice and got a big tick from
Speaker 3: both of them. Okay, so that's the spot. Yeah, really
Speaker 3: liked it. And there's a bit of everything. You can
Speaker 3: go there and have a completely relaxing, calm time and surf,
Speaker 3: go to the beaches, whatever you want to do there,
Speaker 3: or you can do it the other way. And there's
Speaker 3: not as much like clubs or party, but there's beach clubs.
Speaker 4: I still have a night out.
Speaker 3: You can still have a night out for sure. And yeah,
Speaker 3: like they've got a few different strips of restaurants and yeah,
Speaker 3: I really liked Alawa too, and it was our first
Speaker 3: time there and like I said, big tick. Then we
Speaker 3: did our last six nights in Changu. Obviously we've been
Speaker 3: there before. It's like the it happens in the hub. Yeah,
Speaker 3: at the moment, got plenty of nightlife options. Food options
Speaker 3: are great, like you're getting your probably best food in
Speaker 3: that area. Because you can, you can go to places
Speaker 3: that are reputable and you're just not going to get sick.
Speaker 3: And thankfully I didn't get sick, Like I had a
Speaker 3: cold in the first week, but that's just I didn't
Speaker 3: get any no balley belly, no diarrhea, no vomiting. Nice.
Speaker 3: The only time I got sick was on the ferry
Speaker 3: on the way back from the Limbongen, Like that's the
Speaker 3: only flag of going to the island is the fairy
Speaker 3: trip isn't nice, yep, but part of the journey. I
Speaker 3: would almost take getting sick once to go there. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But anyway, I can't think I played heaps of paddle.
Speaker 4: So you were on your paddle ground.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think maybe five times I played. And you're
Speaker 3: just playing with like randoms, which is pretty cool. So
Speaker 3: like you just join a session that's already booked alarn
Speaker 3: usually Yeah, well it was funny the very last session.
Speaker 3: So most of the sessions you were playing against Russians Ukrainians.
Speaker 4: Are they good in general?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, one couple was a bit average, but
Speaker 3: like the rest, they all come from tennis backgrounds, so
Speaker 3: they're like transferable. So they're slapping like double handed backhands
Speaker 3: down the line and stuff. But the last day I played,
Speaker 3: I was playing against this Aussie bloke. Yeah. He was like,
Speaker 3: because I always asked them like do you live here
Speaker 3: or you just on holiday because a lot of people
Speaker 3: that play paddle live there, right yes, And he said, yeah,
Speaker 3: like I live here, I do five fo up north
Speaker 3: in Wa and then I just live in Bali. Oh
Speaker 3: all right. And he was saying that he's got a
Speaker 3: few mates that do it as well. And he was like, oh,
Speaker 3: where are you from? And I said, I'm from Perth
Speaker 3: and he goes on me too, and we're just talking
Speaker 3: about he's where we're in Perthy from. I said, south
Speaker 3: of the River. I don't know if you know it,
Speaker 3: and he goes, na, I probably will. I grew up
Speaker 3: around there. And I just said, like Gosnels because that's
Speaker 3: the more known than where I live. And he goes, no, way,
Speaker 3: I'm from Armadale, okay. I was playing against a bloke
Speaker 3: from Armadale, which was interesting, local boy, small world and yeah,
Speaker 3: that was good fun. That was probably the most fun
Speaker 3: I had was that paddle session because everyone were playing
Speaker 3: with high energy, good vibes and it was a close game,
Speaker 3: which was good and yeah. The real devastating stuff happened
Speaker 3: on the second last day. So it was like the
Speaker 3: middle of the night, Grace is vomiting. Now. She's been
Speaker 3: relatively okay during the trip, like a couple of little
Speaker 3: hiccups here and there, but no real strong signs of
Speaker 3: the belly, and then she was struck down, like vomiting
Speaker 3: so loudly all night, every like ten minutes. It felt like,
Speaker 3: and I felt so bad, but I was also like,
Speaker 3: my sleep's very important. Yeah, like this is getting my
Speaker 3: sleep interrupted right now, and I'm not in a good
Speaker 3: mood now, yeah yeah, and then I'm not going to
Speaker 3: be in a good mood tomorrow. Yep. But no, that's
Speaker 3: just tongue in cheek, Like it was really bad to
Speaker 3: see her like that. And then it got to the
Speaker 3: stage where she needed serious help.
Speaker 4: Yep, yep was she saying it I need hell?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: At first, like she tries to be tough, so at
Speaker 3: first she was like, we'll just see, like I should
Speaker 3: be all right, And then I was like, hm, we
Speaker 3: sh'll probably get one of those IV drips out. So
Speaker 3: went onto Google just typed in Barley Belly IV. First
Speaker 3: one went on what'sapp had a little chat. Thirty minutes later,
Speaker 3: someone's out. It's three am. I someone's out there with
Speaker 3: an IV at three am. They were there for two hours,
Speaker 3: cost like two hundred bucks. But like then she was
Speaker 3: dead that whole day, like just in a bad way.
Speaker 4: She's still vomiting throughout the day or not really.
Speaker 3: Maybe once, but like it could pretty much completely stop.
Speaker 3: So I think that this thing works. Yeah, sure, Like
Speaker 3: they're pumping everything your body needs back into your body,
Speaker 3: and then they give you a list of foods you
Speaker 3: can eat, a list of drinks you can't have and
Speaker 3: can have and whatever, and then they also give you
Speaker 3: all the medicines you need for the next few days,
Speaker 3: so like it's a full service.
Speaker 4: And then after that she started to improve.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that whole day, even after the IV, for
Speaker 3: that like the next eighteen hours she was still really bad,
Speaker 3: but like kind of getting better. And then the next
Speaker 3: day she woke up at like seventy percent probably, so
Speaker 3: then she was good enough.
Speaker 4: The news were going home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we were a bit like sad because the
Speaker 3: weather was strange, Like it's supposed to be dry season
Speaker 3: over in Bali, and in their dry season it's actually
Speaker 3: cooler weather. But you're still getting your nice days, right,
Speaker 3: So it's warm during the day, cooler at night, and
Speaker 3: we were kind of getting that, but it is like
Speaker 3: every day was twenty seven degrees, which is good, but
Speaker 3: there was a lot of overcast years. Yeah, And what
Speaker 3: really really confused me was that the weather is different
Speaker 3: in Latu then to chain Goo. Yeah, but it's like
Speaker 3: not that far. It's like twenty kilometers away, and there's
Speaker 3: serious different weather patterns and stuff. So we had a
Speaker 3: few rainy days over there and whatnot, but we still
Speaker 3: got to experience the tropical paradise yeap and least definitely
Speaker 3: in Aluatu had the better weather, and a lot of
Speaker 3: the locals were saying, you're going to get sun here,
Speaker 3: but then if you go up a bit further you
Speaker 3: might not.
Speaker 4: Okay, so maybe Luwatu's the spot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But then the last part of our trip, or
Speaker 3: the last day of our trip, it was like perfect weather,
Speaker 3: beautiful sunset, and We're just sitting in the room looking
Speaker 3: at the sunset and I'm like, fuck, yeah, that's annoying,
Speaker 3: but you know, isn't it. Yeah, it's rare that I
Speaker 3: didn't get sick, because I usually do. So I'm pretty
Speaker 3: blessed with that. But yeah, that's that. It was a
Speaker 3: good trip back here. And god, it's cold. You were
Speaker 3: telling me how old it was. You were like, this
Speaker 3: is almost record cold.
Speaker 4: This is the coldest that a winter has been that
Speaker 4: I can remember. I'm talking it is getting to one
Speaker 4: point six degrees two nights ago. During the night I
Speaker 4: woke up this morning.
Speaker 3: Coldest day in two years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was about five six degrees even I think
Speaker 4: it was nine o'clock and it was six point one. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so this is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: And like I knew coming back that it would be cold,
Speaker 3: but I didn't realize that it would be this cold.
Speaker 3: And like I was seeing people message about it, and
Speaker 3: I was seeing you say, like, damn boy, it's like
Speaker 3: real cold. I'm just waking up. Just the mornings and
Speaker 3: nights are crazy, yeah, middle.
Speaker 4: Ter Okay, like it'd get till twenty and sunny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like right now it's blue skies outside it.
Speaker 4: There's still thirteen degrees right now.
Speaker 3: Filthily cold. Do you know what?
Speaker 4: But let's see, it doesn't matter what it says, it
Speaker 4: is says what it feels like. It's thirteen point two
Speaker 4: right now. You're know what it feels like out there
Speaker 4: seven point seven too.
Speaker 3: That's six degree different.
Speaker 4: But speaking of travel, everyone's in Europe, all our mates.
Speaker 3: So let's start off. Let's start off with Rogg's in Europe.
Speaker 3: Rogers in Germany. If you find him, let's let's drop
Speaker 3: the pak Osna brook at a university, and he's doing
Speaker 3: some prack for two or three weeks.
Speaker 4: He's in three weeks prack. He's gone on some weekend trips,
Speaker 4: including Amsterdam, including Paris. I don't know where the other
Speaker 4: one is.
Speaker 3: We're not going to tell you exactly when those are
Speaker 3: because you know some of you creeps are going to
Speaker 3: go to tru He's.
Speaker 4: Been in Germany.
Speaker 3: He's been in Munich and Cologne for the first five
Speaker 3: days at a hostel. One experience, good, one creepy, he said,
Speaker 3: but his first night at the Uni sounded fun. I
Speaker 3: think he's made some friends, so good on rogue, and
Speaker 3: I'm excited for the rest of his trip. Same. I
Speaker 3: want more updates than what he's giving.
Speaker 4: I'm sad that he's away without us. I'm really pissed off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really annoying.
Speaker 4: I'm really fucking annoyed.
Speaker 3: Because, like I think it definitely started. Like we had
Speaker 3: this fantasy and dream to travel with him, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and he would never do it and there would always
Speaker 3: be an excuse.
Speaker 4: He never wanted to. We nearly got him last year, yeah,
Speaker 4: to join us. But I'm kind of glad he didn't come.
Speaker 4: I think it's good. We can save it for a
Speaker 4: better spot. London was all right, but like if we
Speaker 4: were with him in Munich, we would have had a
Speaker 4: bay time. I think I'm.
Speaker 3: Thinking, like, yeah, because he was kind of trying to come.
Speaker 4: He actually kind of he was intrigued with He was
Speaker 4: never going to. I reckon he was just playing us.
Speaker 4: I was playing us. Boy fucking But yeah, I'm excited
Speaker 4: for the rest of his trip. He's sleeping right now
Speaker 4: like a baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I, like I said to you, I just
Speaker 3: want more updates. I want more videos and photos and stuff,
Speaker 3: because we've probably got like one photo every second or
Speaker 3: third day, yep. And the updates he's trying to update us. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but a bit more would be better because at the
Speaker 3: end of the day, we're not with you, and we
Speaker 3: need to be seeing where you are and what you're
Speaker 3: doing at all times because we are your legal guardians.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then we've got the boys group over there,
Speaker 4: the five of them.
Speaker 3: We've got a boys group of ten of us, so
Speaker 3: take us two out, that's eight, right. Five of those
Speaker 3: eight are over in Europe at the moment, so we
Speaker 3: only got three left. Ye and one of them doesn't
Speaker 3: even show up to shit.
Speaker 4: Frank's never anywhere, so we've got two.
Speaker 3: Andrew's always busy because you know, he's got a house,
Speaker 3: he's got a missus, like everything's.
Speaker 4: And Rambo's.
Speaker 3: Rambo's Rambos surviving at the moment. I don't know. I
Speaker 3: guess he's got his footy boys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: He's footy team who he hates.
Speaker 4: But the boys have been sending a few updates in
Speaker 4: Portugal at the moment, but like there're no context updates.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they need again. Buckley told me that he's
Speaker 3: going to be doing like vlogs for us, okay, not
Speaker 3: posting them to everyone, just to like our.
Speaker 4: Group, Okay, so we can get a bit of it.
Speaker 3: Told me that a couple of days ago, probably around
Speaker 3: his birthday, Happy birthday deal, Bucket. Yeah, but yeah, we
Speaker 3: should be getting some vlogs and some updates. But I
Speaker 3: want them. I want him to have a good time,
Speaker 3: but fucking edit them. Yeah, give me thirty minutes of
Speaker 3: the day. We're editing him and sending them over.
Speaker 4: You don't want just some some cheap No, I don't want.
Speaker 3: Videos these ones that we're getting right, there are three
Speaker 3: second clips with no context.
Speaker 4: Well that one there, Evan just said Jared's smoking to
Speaker 4: Sig and Evan goes, good.
Speaker 3: Boy, Well that one. I like. That One's funny, bro,
Speaker 3: just telling him what to do. The next one, they like,
Speaker 3: pull a curtain.
Speaker 4: The next one I ever showed us some body in
Speaker 4: a bunk. I don't know who the fuck that is.
Speaker 4: Maybe that was dults. Then I just hear like some
Speaker 4: Aussie accent. Then I see Zach look up. Yeah, like,
Speaker 4: what's going on?
Speaker 3: More context? Please be more context, boy, this is our show.
Speaker 3: Zach's acting different. Using his Instagram looks like it's been stolen, bro.
Speaker 3: His first post is a beach in Portugal. I'm annoyed
Speaker 3: at him.
Speaker 4: Accepted you Zack attack.
Speaker 3: I was friends with him. I was following him on
Speaker 3: Instagram when we first had Instagram. Yeah, back in the day, right,
Speaker 3: and then he how old is he when he gave
Speaker 3: it all up? Eighteen or something? He basically just said, nah,
Speaker 3: Instagram is not for me. Got rid of it, right,
Speaker 3: it's a big social tool to have it is he
Speaker 3: gets rid of it. And his name was Zack Attack,
Speaker 3: something like his game attack. So I understand why he's got.
Speaker 4: A post so people know he's a real person that
Speaker 4: he meets in Europe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's the thing. Like now zero.
Speaker 4: Followers, one nine like zero posts.
Speaker 3: I mean, if he's meeting people, he needs to have
Speaker 3: an Instagram Yeah.
Speaker 4: Right, so it's not like he seems like a real person.
Speaker 3: So the boys go no. So he messaged the chat
Speaker 3: and was like, boys, I've just posted a story on Instagram,
Speaker 3: so I've gone to have a look. You can't. I'm
Speaker 3: not even. He still hasn't accepted you, hasn't accepted me.
Speaker 3: But I know for a fact I was following him
Speaker 3: one day. I think one day we're playing PlayStation and
Speaker 3: I said, I'm going to unfollow you because you.
Speaker 4: Never Yeah, what's the point that's fair?
Speaker 3: But then I would have Obviously I've re requested some
Speaker 3: time ago, and there's still no do it. Like he's
Speaker 3: even I said to him in our group chat, you've
Speaker 3: changed your handle, right, So obviously he's changed it for
Speaker 3: a reason except me fucking accept me. It's one button. Bro.
Speaker 4: The boys are off to Barson next though there and
Speaker 4: for a good time. Fantastic city, fantastic city.
Speaker 3: You give them some recommendations. Yeah, A couple of things
Speaker 3: that I remember. The first night that Grace and I
Speaker 3: were in Barsa and we went to this like I'm
Speaker 3: pretty sure it was like a typical Barcelona type. It
Speaker 3: was like a Spanish restaurant yep, yep. And I had
Speaker 3: one of the Spanish beers, oh yeah, and I had
Speaker 3: an empanada yes. And I was like, well, this is Barcelona, Yeah,
Speaker 3: this is That's what it is. This is what it's about.
Speaker 5: It's about.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I do miss those times. It's funny, like
Speaker 3: I've just come back from holiday and I feel like
Speaker 3: it was a year ago that I was on holiday,
Speaker 3: and I feel like I deserve another one, another one,
Speaker 3: just financially.
Speaker 4: Off to Bay and Munchen with Rog. Yeah, bro, I'd
Speaker 4: love to link up with Rog. Speaking of Rog, we're
Speaker 4: doing an activity with him. We are when he's back
Speaker 4: in town.
Speaker 3: August thirty first, going for a jog Perth Chevron City
Speaker 3: to surf. We're doing it. Yep.
Speaker 4: Me jamo rog four k.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're doing four k. There's a twelve k option,
Speaker 3: but we just want a jog.
Speaker 4: I can't do. I can't do twelve k with no training.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I've got dodgy knees.
Speaker 4: So I'm looking forward to It'll be fun activity to
Speaker 4: do on a Sunday.
Speaker 3: I believe, hopefully see you guys down there. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: might be able to see us, might be able to
Speaker 3: run with a few of you guys.
Speaker 4: And run past you. I'll tell you that you will
Speaker 4: trip you up. Yeah, but at the back of my shoes.
Speaker 3: It's for a good cause. Let me just get some
Speaker 3: more information. So we're saying all this correctly. Per oldest
Speaker 3: and most iconic community fun run. This is what it's about,
Speaker 3: fundraising and helping support people living with disability to improve
Speaker 3: their lives.
Speaker 4: Fantastic cause you.
Speaker 3: Can run, jog or roll four kilometer twelve kilometer courses,
Speaker 3: enjoy that winning feeling with friends. I like that, and
Speaker 3: then after you finish across the finish line, there's like
Speaker 3: a little community thing that you can mean, chill out.
Speaker 3: So that is the thirty first I believe, thirty first
Speaker 3: of August, thirty first of August Chevron, Perth City to serve.
Speaker 3: So get along, hum down, sign up the good Cause,
Speaker 3: Great Cause, and you'll be seeing us run along the way.
Speaker 4: You had a bit of a door knock this morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, door knocker, so typical door knockers usually because people
Speaker 3: are known for door knocking. Because I'm in more of
Speaker 3: like a remote area, your door knock is normally the postman. Yeah, right, hello,
Speaker 3: package whatever, whatever. You don't get too many people door
Speaker 3: knocking and bothering you, But from time to time you
Speaker 3: get the Jay Dubbs d Hubba, the Jehovah's Witness and
Speaker 3: the snaky group of people. Yeah, like it's cold and
Speaker 3: like you said, feels like seven degrees they're out here.
Speaker 4: You had grandma out there in the nineties.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like ninety something and then the other lady
Speaker 3: is probably fifty sixty fifties probably, Yeah, and she was Look,
Speaker 3: they were nice, they were nice, but they were also
Speaker 3: wasting my time a bit. Yeah, right, yep.
Speaker 4: You do have business to attend to.
Speaker 3: And I mentioned that. I said, hey, like, no disrespect
Speaker 3: at all, understand what you're doing, and I appreciate it. However,
Speaker 3: I have business to attend to and then they just
Speaker 3: kept talking, Oh you work from home.
Speaker 4: Oh well, we've actually got looking for an inn.
Speaker 3: You've got kangaroos here as well, and there's a wildlife
Speaker 3: center up the road, like they must look after the animal. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: they do, you'd hope so, but shout out the J. Dubbs,
Speaker 3: I mean harmless really, But I did take their card yep,
Speaker 3: so I may find the light. But you were telling
Speaker 3: me they only led one hundred thousand people into the good.
Speaker 4: Plot only spot into the good place. They only believe
Speaker 4: one hundred thousand people make it to Heaven Jehovah's witness.
Speaker 4: So there's limited spaces available about this.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to join it. I'm still going to
Speaker 3: make it there.
Speaker 4: So you've got to be one of the chosen ones.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's one hundred and forty four thousand, so
Speaker 4: you odds have just increased. It's one hundred and forty
Speaker 4: four thousand.
Speaker 3: Well, i'll take two dollar odds on the weekend.
Speaker 4: So two dollar odds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4: Bad, I'll take that.
Speaker 3: Two dollars double the bed Doubler.
Speaker 4: Oh but yeah, J Dubbs. Interesting folk in Jdubblington.
Speaker 3: We did have some people send some stuff in Over
Speaker 3: the past few weeks while I've been on vac, I'm
Speaker 3: trying to think, Like, there was a few people that
Speaker 3: I met over there that listened to the body, that
Speaker 3: were like, you get a different range of people, Like
Speaker 3: over the years, we've met some people who are like nonchalant,
Speaker 3: They're just like, hey, man, like I like what you're doing.
Speaker 3: And then you get some completely over the top, Oh
Speaker 3: my god, why are you here? I can't believe this, yep.
Speaker 3: And then you get you get some really annoying people yep.
Speaker 3: And then you get some people who know of you
Speaker 3: but don't know and they still come up and they're like, hey, man,
Speaker 3: like I've seen your face around, Like I don't watch it, and.
Speaker 4: I don't watch your stuff.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I don't know who the fuck you are. I
Speaker 3: don't know who the fucking what your name is. But
Speaker 3: my mate said to come over and say, Hi.
Speaker 4: Why are you Yeah, those are the weirdest interactions, bro.
Speaker 3: What Then you have people that just walk past and laugh.
Speaker 3: Yeah at the airport, a group of people laughing, No,
Speaker 3: what's so funny? What are you laughing at? Look at
Speaker 3: your haircut, boy.
Speaker 4: And what are they laughing at? Bro, what's so funny?
Speaker 3: Tatoo's only how I finished? Got that? Rambo? Got that rambo? Ah,
Speaker 3: All right, let's get into a voice message. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: We hope you're enjoying the Jamo and Dylan Show. It's
Speaker 1: now time to have your stories heard and your questions
Speaker 1: answered to be featured on the potty message the boys
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Speaker 3: All right, he said, listen to it on one point
Speaker 3: five times, and that's his wish.
Speaker 4: We can do it his wish.
Speaker 5: So basically, it was a god first date ever.
Speaker 2: And I asked the girl out from the bus on
Speaker 2: the way from school and it was like year eight
Speaker 2: at the time, and so we went out to the
Speaker 2: movies and I think I was late by like twenty minutes,
Speaker 2: and I thought her mack is for dinner, because I
Speaker 2: was like a he broughd no money. I think he's
Speaker 2: in dad's money to take her out on the date.
Speaker 2: And then fuck are in centers. Remember I trust my
Speaker 2: arm and those got no space. So I just put
Speaker 2: all the weight of my arm and I was like
Speaker 2: leaning on her pretty much over and remember I looked over,
Speaker 2: she's like one hundred four My arm it's just weighing
Speaker 2: down on their shoulders. I just remember it was so
Speaker 2: she's and I just like took my mind like as like, ohh,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: I think I went through. I can't remember. I think
Speaker 5: I went like a hug. I'm sitting down side the side.
Speaker 5: It just didn't work. Man, It's fucked.
Speaker 2: I remember fucking after we left, she just like looked
Speaker 2: me funny, and it's just like I'm gonna put that
Speaker 2: to here.
Speaker 5: I was like, okay, good. Never saw her again. I
Speaker 5: think I caught the train after that, because I definitely
Speaker 5: never wanted to be an that bus again.
Speaker 3: Rocked up twenty minutes late.
Speaker 4: Mac Is doesn't allow to put his arm around and
Speaker 4: lean and she's thinking, what the fuck is this guy doing?
Speaker 3: Bro sitting next to her with all his body weight,
Speaker 3: She's she's like crushing. I'm forty, only five for it.
Speaker 4: It's the worst date. She tells everyone, Yeah, like this
Speaker 4: was the worst this guy. Yeah, imagine when she tells
Speaker 4: people that story.
Speaker 3: And she probably makes it worse than what it did.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, source to that, or maybe he's made it
Speaker 3: sound better than what it was.
Speaker 4: Oh probably Bro.
Speaker 3: He also sent in a hypothetical question here yep, and
Speaker 3: I find it quite interesting. Right, eat hot dog then
Speaker 3: run one hundred meters. Yep. Joey Chestnut versus Usain Bolt. Now,
Speaker 3: Joey Chestnut is the world hot dog eating champion. Like
Speaker 3: he eats them fast, big of a man. He's a
Speaker 3: pig of a man. But he's not like a lot
Speaker 3: of the others who are just big fat.
Speaker 4: He's got the fattest man. He just like he downs them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got some like or something. But apparently it's
Speaker 3: a PGA Tour interview question, so we'll shout out them.
Speaker 3: The full hot dog must be swallowed before running. Yep.
Speaker 3: So you have to eat the hot dog then run
Speaker 3: one hundred So you same Bolt? Are we talking prime
Speaker 3: bolt or now bolt? He's still doing it in probably
Speaker 3: ten five?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he's still running quick, bro, I think. But
Speaker 4: his primes are nine six? Is it a ninety six?
Speaker 4: Let's have a look.
Speaker 3: You same bolt.
Speaker 4: One hundred meters world one hundred meters world record, Yeah,
Speaker 4: nine five eight set in nine Beijing. He was actually
Speaker 4: set at the World Championships in Berlin, which I didn't
Speaker 4: I always thought it was a world record at the Olympics.
Speaker 3: But that's all right, anyway, so we know that, let's
Speaker 3: do that. Nine point five eight is his top time. Now,
Speaker 3: what's Joey running it in a sixteen seconds? Maybe fifteen?
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Let's say let's just sixteen seconds or what do you think?
Speaker 4: I reckon more, just because I don't know if you
Speaker 4: I feel like he never runs, right, okay.
Speaker 3: Eight, surely you're running one hundred and eighteen, i'd hope. So, okay,
Speaker 3: let's give him eighteen. Right. How long does it take
Speaker 3: for him to eat a hot dog? I swear? And
Speaker 3: he has to down it? Let's say a second, two seconds,
Speaker 3: maybe five, five, five, because you have to get the
Speaker 3: whole thing down and swallow, because.
Speaker 4: You could probably do a hot dog in like like
Speaker 4: Bolt could do it in two to three bites.
Speaker 3: I reckon, yeah, But then you've got a true truth.
Speaker 4: I think I'm still back in Bolt, just because I
Speaker 4: think his competitiveness, competitiveness, he'd just hunt bro. I'd love
Speaker 4: to see it, because I'd love to see him just
Speaker 4: sprinting after this magic, seeing this white boy like Raylan.
Speaker 4: He probably runs like shit too.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll play Devil's advocate and I'll go Joey Joey.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, Joey, let's say he runs it in
Speaker 3: eighteen right, I reckon he's downing it in two seconds.
Speaker 3: That's twenty I reckon for Bolt to fully get it down,
Speaker 3: it might take a bit more time, but it would
Speaker 3: be crazy watching. I can get him. I reckon, Bolt
Speaker 3: can get him. I wonder the showboat too, before he wins.
Speaker 3: I wonder what the PGA people were saying about. Yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, we'll give that message a heart.
Speaker 4: That's a good one.
Speaker 3: Good hypothetical couple of confessions. Here we go.
Speaker 1: It's now time to dive into your deepest and darkest confessions.
Speaker 3: Let's hear what the people have to get off their chest.
Speaker 3: All right, Now, this is quite a long one, but
Speaker 3: it is what it is. Hey lads, I've got a
Speaker 3: diabolical dating story for the potty that happened to my
Speaker 3: brother's best mate, brother's mate. Okay, it's become legendary in
Speaker 3: our friendship group. Oh yeah, After all the COVID restrictions
Speaker 3: were lifted, Ollie, my brother's best mate was keen to
Speaker 3: get back out there and downloaded every dating app going. Okay,
Speaker 3: he managed to secure a date with a girl and
Speaker 3: they arranged to go to Crazy Golf, followed by some drinks.
Speaker 3: I assume that's like a driving range or a mini
Speaker 3: gold place. Yep. After the game, they were sitting in
Speaker 3: the bar area. Halfway through their drinks. Ollie was finding
Speaker 3: the girl really dull and was feeling deflated because the
Speaker 3: date wasn't living up to his expectations. This is a
Speaker 3: problem with COVID, people's expectations would have gotten too high.
Speaker 3: He decided to go to the bathroom and while in there,
Speaker 3: messaged my brother for an update. He texted, this bitch
Speaker 3: is so fucking boring. Oh rude. After his piss, Ollie
Speaker 3: checked his phone to see if my brother had replied,
Speaker 3: but his heart sank. He'd accidentally sent the message to
Speaker 3: the girl he was on the date with you. Oh no,
Speaker 3: and she'd already seen it.
Speaker 4: That's horrific, that's really sad.
Speaker 3: Panic set in and he was at a complete loss
Speaker 3: for words for what to do.
Speaker 4: You should be.
Speaker 3: He tried calling the lads, but nobody answered. He was
Speaker 3: on his own. He describes that moment as one of
Speaker 3: the most anxiety fielled, panicked feelings he's ever experienced, and
Speaker 3: he wanted the ground to swallowing up, swallow him up.
Speaker 3: Another guy came into the bathroom, so Olli explained the
Speaker 3: situation and asked for advice. The guy just laughed and
Speaker 3: said he was well and truly screwed and he should
Speaker 3: just face the music. Olli composed himself and walked into
Speaker 3: walked back into the bar. Oh no. As he approached
Speaker 3: the table, he saw the girl crying, oh no, phone
Speaker 3: in hand. She spotted him and sobbed why would you
Speaker 3: send me that? And burst into tears right there. OLLI
Speaker 3: just aft and said, it's a joke. I just wanted
Speaker 3: to see your reaction. That's just the kind of guy
Speaker 3: I am. I like a bit of cheeky banter when
Speaker 3: I'm dating someone.
Speaker 4: That's a bit more than cheeky banter mate.
Speaker 3: For context, Ollie is more like mclovin than a typical lad.
Speaker 3: Oh no, so she should have seen through that bullshit.
Speaker 3: After a few minutes of convincing, he somehow pulled off
Speaker 3: the impossible and got her to believe that it was
Speaker 3: a joke, and they carried on with the date.
Speaker 4: Who is this master manipulator bro.
Speaker 3: To top it all off, he ended up sleeping with
Speaker 3: her that night and never saw her after he left
Speaker 3: the Manda Fide all odds and came away with the goods.
Speaker 3: Safe to say, this story always gets told when we're
Speaker 3: with the boys. He's getting married this year and according
Speaker 3: to my brother, this would definitely be part of the speech.
Speaker 3: Hope this makes the potty boys pleasure as a fantastic story.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you very much. Mate.
Speaker 4: A mean story, but that story fantastic, A Welsh story.
Speaker 3: Wow. Okay, last one. Hey, lad's got a little situation
Speaker 3: I'd appreciate your advice on. Basically, I've got a mate,
Speaker 3: let's call him Ben. He's ghosted me for the last
Speaker 3: three weeks. Oh a dog. I consider Ben a Tier
Speaker 3: one friend, but he hasn't read my messages, so he
Speaker 3: hasn't reeks to my messages. Reacted. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: He hasn't seen my messages for approaching two weeks and
Speaker 3: another two before that.
Speaker 4: That's not good.
Speaker 3: He's a quiet and socially awkward guy, but around us
Speaker 3: lads he comes out of his shell, so this is
Speaker 3: rather out of character. He's also been seeing this girl recently,
Speaker 3: which has taken up all of his time, but it
Speaker 3: wouldn't hurt for him to at least talk to me
Speaker 3: over WhatsApp, especially when he's talking to my other mates.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, as you two have a great friendship, I'd
Speaker 3: like to know whether it's worth addressing the issue for
Speaker 3: a second time or being relaxed and just let it be.
Speaker 3: We're going camping this weekend, so I don't want to
Speaker 3: make it awkward.
Speaker 4: For a second Time's interesting. So there's already been addressed
Speaker 4: and he hasn't changed your behavior.
Speaker 3: Keep smashing the pod lads, Now this guy has Actually
Speaker 3: this was on the thirtieth of June, so this is
Speaker 3: twelve days ago.
Speaker 4: So the camping trips probably happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm going to ask them.
Speaker 4: See, yeah, I want to know how the camping trip went.
Speaker 4: It obviously would have been spoken about. And you can
Speaker 4: really get a feel for the situation too.
Speaker 3: I didn't getting ghosted by a mate and he's still
Speaker 3: chatting to everyone else. Yeah, and it's been nearly a month.
Speaker 3: Brom Ronda Rowsei brother. Oh oh that's holly home, bro.
Speaker 3: It's another update from the Europe trip from the boys.
Speaker 4: Crazy bro. But yeah, look, I hope this has worked out.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, if you've.
Speaker 4: Addressed it once, it should be done. It's kind of
Speaker 4: just poor effort from you can't just get a girlfriend
Speaker 4: and then not reply like that's lame.
Speaker 3: Yeah, poor, very poor loser. All right, guys, that's it
Speaker 3: for this week. I hope you have a lovely day.
Speaker 3: Thanks for your patients and send in your stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 3: see you next time. Cheers,