Speaker 1: Jason on Nomber one hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody, Wednesday morning. Mum and dad were
Speaker 2: out last night.
Speaker 3: Or mum and son, Mum and uh, well friends. Actually Clinton,
Speaker 3: I went to the tennis. We didn't go together though
Speaker 3: we both just went to the tennis.
Speaker 4: We didn't We didn't even sit We saw each other,
Speaker 4: but across the course.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yes, I've.
Speaker 3: Got the new iPhone seventeen. And I zoomed in and
Speaker 3: I could see you're sitting there very clearly. And the
Speaker 3: Matt Golfie from Missington was behind me goes, you're zooming
Speaker 3: in on standards. I said, sure, I am, look out
Speaker 3: and we both just sat there in absolute wonder at me.
Speaker 3: No have how good the zoom on the iPhone seventeen
Speaker 3: nothing to do with you.
Speaker 2: Look, you can see wrinkles, they're so clear.
Speaker 1: And then we panned around.
Speaker 3: We panned around and some other hoties and yeah, that's
Speaker 3: corner there.
Speaker 2: You got to hold your hold your phone very steady, though.
Speaker 3: Not on your iPhone seventeen. It's got some stabilizing situation.
Speaker 2: I was going to buy your.
Speaker 3: Tripod for but I was literally sitting at the other
Speaker 3: end of the stadium and look at this photo of Clint.
Speaker 2: This is a paid ad for sounds like Jesus.
Speaker 1: It's pretty clear.
Speaker 5: You could print that in the Herald Sun.
Speaker 2: It looks like your.
Speaker 3: Eyes rolling in the back of your head. Well, there's
Speaker 3: Mark Murphy behind you from car.
Speaker 2: It looks like a pap shot, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: And what's his name? Colin long Hair?
Speaker 2: Darcy Moore Moore?
Speaker 5: Good night at the tennis Jase.
Speaker 1: Nadia bar tells it. I can see everyone around you.
Speaker 2: That's funny.
Speaker 1: Yes, well it wasn't real.
Speaker 4: There was your poor old.
Speaker 1: I loved Hugo Guston.
Speaker 2: I'm still yet to see the veil entrance from Naomi. Wait,
Speaker 2: wait and see? All right, is it going to get
Speaker 2: like the Super Bowl? You know, like remember Travis Kelsey
Speaker 2: getting off the bus last year and it's like a
Speaker 2: little fashion parade walking there.
Speaker 3: There's a small situation that I thought might stop it
Speaker 3: from ever happening again, but we'll go into that a
Speaker 3: bit later.
Speaker 2: Okay, here is there a situation at the I think
Speaker 2: there's a potential situation in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of stomach type flus going.
Speaker 5: Feeling better, Yeah, much better?
Speaker 2: Thank you what you have today? I reckon i'd about
Speaker 2: two killer.
Speaker 5: I thought you said, shit, what shed you shared?
Speaker 2: Shed?
Speaker 5: How did you shed it?
Speaker 2: Okay, Hey, we've got a big show coming up to
Speaker 2: that fifty thousand dollars our brand new game Brick by brick,
Speaker 2: thanks to Mate, to Carlile Holmes. We're going to do
Speaker 2: that after seven this morning. It's so easy to win
Speaker 2: fifty k. It's just a simple game of higher or lower. Uh.
Speaker 2: Not only that, we have Victoria's Police Officer of the
Speaker 2: Year coming in. What a title, A cheesy.
Speaker 3: Friend of the show. I mean, I think we helped
Speaker 3: on his PRK campaign.
Speaker 4: To be honest, does he get some sort we will
Speaker 4: ask him, does he get some sort of ticket tape
Speaker 4: parade or something he should do open, you know in
Speaker 4: the fact of convertible waving to Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Or a paddy wagon arm coming out the side window.
Speaker 1: Put him on a float.
Speaker 5: That's a great idea.
Speaker 2: All right, big show coming up and let's get into
Speaker 2: it right across Melbourne. This is nov This is Noverer
Speaker 2: one hundred. Hey, cool off this summer at fun Fields
Speaker 2: Theme Park, Victoria's ultimate one day holiday destination. Thrills, slides
Speaker 2: and endless fun await at fun Fields theme Parky. Thanks
Speaker 2: to those guys, we have group passes and a thousand
Speaker 2: dollars cash to go this morning. When you hear us
Speaker 2: play a throwback song before seven this morning, now.
Speaker 3: I hope it's a better throwback song than yesterday's because
Speaker 3: I in protest did not like.
Speaker 2: Yes, I wasn't it yesterday? So what was it? We
Speaker 2: were shaking it like a polaroid pict No. No, I
Speaker 2: think it'll be something strong like Stacy's.
Speaker 3: Mama's, Stacy's mum or who Let the Dogs Out?
Speaker 1: Also flip and the song.
Speaker 3: I mean it's we'd stay on the first week back.
Speaker 3: Just don't play games with me. Play a banger, That's
Speaker 3: what I would do.
Speaker 2: Agree with that, Lauren.
Speaker 3: Thanks Cleyes, Thank young lady. You're on my side for ever.
Speaker 5: Yes, can we.
Speaker 2: Do your other favorite walking on a Dream empor the Sun?
Speaker 4: But that's not really a I mean, I reckon A
Speaker 4: throwback has to be sort of nineties, doesn't.
Speaker 1: It, do you know what?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, two thousands is fine. Last night at the tennis
Speaker 1: I went with Ralph Lauren Fragrances is it?
Speaker 2: Lauren and Lauren?
Speaker 1: Lauren?
Speaker 2: Ralph Lauren and you're Laurent too, and I'm Lauren, right.
Speaker 3: And they had people engraving your name in these magnificent
Speaker 3: bottles fragrance bottles anyway, that was sensational, so you can
Speaker 3: get some for your friends. And I just went and
Speaker 3: got another one with my name on it case it
Speaker 3: runs out, I should have got one for.
Speaker 2: You, no fag anyway, So yours, says Ralph Lauren Lauren.
Speaker 1: Well, I was like, my name's alreadyritten on any of them.
Speaker 1: I can have whatever I want, right anyway.
Speaker 3: I sat with Kegan Palmer, skateboarder obsessed.
Speaker 1: He won a gold medal.
Speaker 3: He was the first gold medal skateboarder that twenty two
Speaker 3: year old.
Speaker 2: What was your chat like?
Speaker 4: Well, talk about monos.
Speaker 1: When I realized.
Speaker 3: When I realized he was born in two thousand and two,
Speaker 3: two thousand and four must have been.
Speaker 2: The chat would have run out pretty I was.
Speaker 3: Like, Oh my gosh, so throwbacks can go to two one.
Speaker 2: So he is only twenty two? Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4: I followed his story At the Paris Olympics. I hung
Speaker 4: out with him and Tony Hawk.
Speaker 3: He's wild and people were like, I'm going to say
Speaker 3: frothing over.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they would be froth He's so cool.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, such a nice boy. And I'm old
Speaker 1: enough to be his mother.
Speaker 4: So old, that's so cool. I think you're you know,
Speaker 4: froth milk, hang on you froth milk, frothing fro.
Speaker 5: I think you're froping. You're not frothing, You're saying the
Speaker 5: same thing, froth.
Speaker 1: Froth.
Speaker 2: I'm fro fropping over it.
Speaker 5: You're froth.
Speaker 1: I think you're frosing.
Speaker 2: I fro sick.
Speaker 6: Do you know?
Speaker 3: I walked in and someone said to me, Oh, thank
Speaker 3: god you're here, because I thought it was only young
Speaker 3: people tonight. And I don't know if I'm offenders that
Speaker 3: you're saying I'm old, or if I'm flooded to be
Speaker 3: included with the young people.
Speaker 4: Was it Shane Bourne who said that? Thank god?
Speaker 1: Worrying Emmeron Tom Hawkins are here too, and they're also old.
Speaker 2: Outside your party on Friday night, there were these girls
Speaker 2: at the table outside and as I'm ducking into it
Speaker 2: because you had like a private room. As I'm ducking in,
Speaker 2: one of the girls as a fan of the show,
Speaker 2: and I'm chatting with her, and her friend next to
Speaker 2: her goes, I got no idea who you are. I'm young.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, okay, I have a great night.
Speaker 1: Thanks Young. I'll piss off seriously away.
Speaker 7: I like.
Speaker 2: Coffee.
Speaker 5: She hasn't had a coffee.
Speaker 2: That's what she gets A bit lippy to leave the
Speaker 2: tennis coffee for you.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, I had a great time at the tennis.
Speaker 2: We're trying to finish.
Speaker 1: It's late.
Speaker 3: I watched the start of the women's and then I
Speaker 3: was like, what am I doing? I have to get
Speaker 3: up at four o'clock in the morning. And Paul called
Speaker 3: me and said, John, pick you up and I said, no,
Speaker 3: I'm getting the champagne. I'm having a champagne with Keegan Palma.
Speaker 3: And he said, Lauren, you're nearly forty. Go to bed
Speaker 3: and grow up. That's what he said to me. What
Speaker 3: time was this, I don't know, like ten thirty or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 3: And then I got home and I was like, right,
Speaker 3: ready to go to bed, and my three nieces and
Speaker 3: my sister in law and.
Speaker 1: Brother in law were all there.
Speaker 3: Oh no, they were high on YOCHI, bouncing off the
Speaker 3: walls here like see ya knock themselves out and going
Speaker 3: to bed.
Speaker 2: So you're in to bed before the kids. Yeah, made
Speaker 2: that Yochi stuff. Oh, it's fantastic.
Speaker 1: It was annoyed they didn't get me.
Speaker 2: Any a couple of mixings. The old scales will get you, though,
Speaker 2: I don't. They just the AD's up quick.
Speaker 5: It really just the one.
Speaker 3: Where you take it and if you guess the right weight,
Speaker 3: you get it for free.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I like the places. Does that?
Speaker 2: Have you seen there's a chip bar here in Melbourne
Speaker 2: where chill. Yeah, and then it's got It's like it's
Speaker 2: like yo chi and there's all the toppings and you
Speaker 2: make your own loaded fries and then you just get
Speaker 2: charged the weight. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But I saw a woman do a review and she
Speaker 3: was like, I reckon, this is pretty reasonable.
Speaker 1: Thirty two two dollars for hot ships, mac Is, you're
Speaker 1: aut four dollars?
Speaker 2: What are you dropping? Lobster on tops? Lobster Mornings, Bacon.
Speaker 1: Bits, Jason Lawrence throw that track.
Speaker 2: I can't play with the Spice girls today. It's been
Speaker 2: on the nose. Paging Emily in whereby to the er
Speaker 2: stat please she's a nurse. Good morning, m morning morning.
Speaker 1: You're a way to work.
Speaker 3: Yes, I am.
Speaker 2: You're gonna love this. Scored yourself thousand dollars.
Speaker 8: Cash, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Chuck your group pastor fun Fields as well. Cool, oh beautiful.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 1: What a way to start your Wednesday morning. Emily, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: Are you in the what department are you in at
Speaker 2: the hospital?
Speaker 1: The nick.
Speaker 3: You do an amazing job. That is a very very
Speaker 3: special place. I've had friends who have spent a lot
Speaker 3: of time there recently and who nurses are incredible.
Speaker 1: Thank you for everything you do.
Speaker 3: M thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Now that that songs apparently.
Speaker 3: Apparently Madonna, Yeah, that exact song, what is Old is
Speaker 3: New Again?
Speaker 4: It's thanks to Well, that's exactly it. My friend text
Speaker 4: me to say, really, that song is going off right now?
Speaker 4: I said, why. She said, Heated Rivalry. The show we're
Speaker 4: talking about the other day was just.
Speaker 2: The gay ice hockey players. The peeps are going off
Speaker 2: to this song, she says. She says peeps. I don't
Speaker 2: think she's young enough to say.
Speaker 1: Casey are entertainment reported.
Speaker 4: I believe so plays in a nightclub when they're.
Speaker 5: Having a pash.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Apparently, apparently there's a lot of a lot of songs
Speaker 3: that are coming back thanks to Heat Rivalry.
Speaker 1: The soundtrack is very good.
Speaker 2: Sister's always on the tech isn't she after the kids
Speaker 2: at all? I think, so are they defending for themselves?
Speaker 3: This is when Uncle Clint baby sits. Come on, children
Speaker 3: sit around the wireless.
Speaker 2: Your nephew first year of school? Yeah, coming up, that's exciting.
Speaker 2: He put on the uniform.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he put it on like they went to
Speaker 4: the uniform shop in September or October and he put
Speaker 4: it straight on.
Speaker 3: I remember, I still have like nightmares about uniform shops.
Speaker 1: Like that fits. I'm like, it's too big to.
Speaker 2: Grow into another one in a month. Give a couple
Speaker 2: of sizes so he gets.
Speaker 1: As a kid, I'd look like I was.
Speaker 2: In a ball gown first year of high school for Felix.
Speaker 2: We dropped it well over a grand at the uniform shop. Really, hell,
Speaker 2: is it a blazer job?
Speaker 1: No, it's not a state school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a thousand official like school bag and everything.
Speaker 1: I was like, a thousand dollars. You could have gone
Speaker 1: to Prata.
Speaker 4: I should have gone to Prata rocking in he wants Prada.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's a blazer job. And then I've
Speaker 2: got other friends that are going to is it e
Speaker 2: L T? You know, like Early learned where it's like
Speaker 2: before pre prep, pre prep and the schools they've got
Speaker 2: to wear a blazer.
Speaker 5: No they do not.
Speaker 2: Yes, five year olds wearing blazers, to.
Speaker 1: Wear a blazer at five, but not that's that's prep.
Speaker 2: I will be four prep. They're wearing blazers. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Oh that's just a cash grab, isn't it. Imagine how
Speaker 3: many of those get lost?
Speaker 2: Imagine how many daycare.
Speaker 3: Like my little niece, you send her in the cutest dress,
Speaker 3: you know, when you pick it up, she's in like
Speaker 3: a dinosaur T shirt, t rex pads.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you wearing?
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, Jenny in her class is now rocking the nice
Speaker 2: seat outfit on the weekend.
Speaker 1: Seriously, they've what happens there? They change them and they
Speaker 1: come home with all sorts of random things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon the actual KINDI teachers got a little
Speaker 2: Facebook marketplace and the.
Speaker 3: Nice clothes and everyone comes home dressed the store of
Speaker 3: the Explorer?
Speaker 2: Where's your jackets? Facebook marketplace, gig and mate could be
Speaker 2: if you want to back, hey, just go on twenty
Speaker 2: six pars six, gonna check your latest news and you're
Speaker 2: run to work. Another shark attack? What about that?
Speaker 4: It's he briefly spoke about this yesterday, but we'll dive
Speaker 4: into a bit later.
Speaker 2: But what is lurking beneath? I know, I mean it
Speaker 2: is terrifying.
Speaker 3: And apparently it's all the rain. I'm like, well, Heaven
Speaker 3: help us in melboury is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, the rain brings out to me saying murky waters.
Speaker 3: And so many people swim in Sydney Harbor, like jump
Speaker 3: off boats and little boats and all kinds.
Speaker 1: Of things, and all the bull sharks come out because
Speaker 1: of the rain.
Speaker 4: But the bull sharks don't have any bull sharks are
Speaker 4: more clean.
Speaker 2: They're like number one.
Speaker 1: And then lots of them too in those Gold Coast rivers.
Speaker 2: Oh they're a breeding ground. So I llegal to swim
Speaker 2: in the Gold Coast canals because they're literally nurseries. Oh no, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're going to be joined by a shark expert just
Speaker 2: after seven the same summer holidays. More tickets to the AO.
Speaker 2: Later on in the show, we're going to get inside
Speaker 2: Rod Labor.
Speaker 3: It's amazing out there. I went for the first time
Speaker 3: last night.
Speaker 2: And they do it well.
Speaker 1: It's but it's enormous. There's so much to do, so much.
Speaker 2: To see, isn't it funny though. Let you drive past
Speaker 2: later in the year when it's not set up and
Speaker 2: on the outskirtule, it doesn't seem that big there. I was.
Speaker 3: I was at the Grand Height yesterday and I was
Speaker 3: upstairs and you could look down. I was like the
Speaker 3: bird's eye view into and when you see it from
Speaker 3: that perspective, it is so big.
Speaker 1: There is so many people, and there's so much happening.
Speaker 4: Again because they've run out of room, they've gone up,
Speaker 4: so most of the activations in our double story.
Speaker 1: Like that Mecca.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's this really funny video of these two guys
Speaker 3: in that three story pink mecha and someone's zoomed in
Speaker 3: and it just says two men stuck in the barbie
Speaker 3: front the house and I just lost.
Speaker 2: In how many levels is the mecha one?
Speaker 1: And then there's there's a couple of mechads.
Speaker 4: And there's a there's a bar which overlooks one of
Speaker 4: the courts, and that's double story and a sky walk between.
Speaker 5: The bar, and to an extent, I think laborty, but.
Speaker 2: It's elaborate the players walking to the courts, Like maybe
Speaker 2: we need to invest in some sort of tunnel system
Speaker 2: security around.
Speaker 1: The outside you and but that's part of the fund.
Speaker 2: But curious, I'll sign at the end or sign at
Speaker 2: the end. Focus.
Speaker 3: I love it and I just I love seeing all
Speaker 3: the keys, like you know, you see the keys zipping around,
Speaker 3: You're like, who's in the back?
Speaker 1: Like, who's in the back gets me excited?
Speaker 2: You know Roger when he was playing in Crown and
Speaker 2: he would drive himself to the game.
Speaker 4: Did he what's It's funny you should say that because
Speaker 4: last night I interviewed one of Lauren's mates.
Speaker 2: Pat Rafter.
Speaker 3: Did he write He wrote it lines, He actually wrote it,
Speaker 3: told you and he came in into the Emirates ma
Speaker 3: helmet holding his helmet.
Speaker 2: I didn't use the commune.
Speaker 5: He was very happy with himselfs.
Speaker 1: I told you this on Monday.
Speaker 2: But I didn't hang on.
Speaker 5: I got validation.
Speaker 2: Sorry. He carries his own helmet. He doesn't use the
Speaker 2: communal one.
Speaker 3: And he changes his shoes, Paddy Rafters, he writes in
Speaker 3: his writing shoes and then when he.
Speaker 1: Gets there he the clickers. He did have his backpack,
Speaker 1: he takes backpack. Can't remember he changes his shoes. You
Speaker 1: don't need to clip in.
Speaker 2: You run out of money or something, or he just
Speaker 2: like he's got.
Speaker 1: Two pairs of shoes.
Speaker 4: He said he's joining us in here next week. You'll
Speaker 4: he'll see us all then, So there you go.
Speaker 2: He'll ride in. He should do he.
Speaker 3: Better if he said he's coming, he better turn up.
Speaker 3: I'm having dinner with him on Friday night, and I'm
Speaker 3: going to hold him to it.
Speaker 2: Where you're going, hopefully they've got a bike crack out
Speaker 2: in front.
Speaker 1: He'll ride his bike. I'll get I'll get some content.
Speaker 5: You should ride in as well to dinner.
Speaker 2: Carry. I don't think the line bikes have a sidecart.
Speaker 1: I shan't be doing that, but thank you for the suggestion.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I might take one of those keys and see
Speaker 3: if anyone's peeking in to see who's Lauren.
Speaker 1: But the dark.
Speaker 2: With a bike crack on the back.
Speaker 3: Raffa always had the same driver when he'd come to me,
Speaker 3: because they just get random drivers, and he always wanted
Speaker 3: the same driver. And he went to the driver's house
Speaker 3: for dinner, and the wife, the driver's wife cooked dinner.
Speaker 1: And she's so nervous because you still playing.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you could poison him.
Speaker 1: Give him a name and he gets poison.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to go. No, chicken. Then he's yeah,
Speaker 2: veggio or veggie. Yeah, sorry, the chickens dry. I don't
Speaker 2: want to kill you.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, god, that's.
Speaker 2: You know, I would want the same driver as well.
Speaker 2: Like imagine if you're every now and then you get
Speaker 2: a bad, bad uber driver and it just rattles you
Speaker 2: like you want to be in a good headspats going
Speaker 2: to the game. Yeah, it's why I always sort of
Speaker 2: surprising that, like artists will do interviews before a concert.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I don't know, bad question in your
Speaker 4: as Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3: Do you reckon that getting up and singing a couple
Speaker 3: of tunes is not as hard as playing in an
Speaker 3: Australian Open.
Speaker 4: Fine, no, but I'm just saying, like, you know, and
Speaker 4: there they're listening to us on the in the keys
Speaker 4: on the way to the court, because that'd be a
Speaker 4: real mood shift.
Speaker 3: Would Are you playing in the Australian Open and are
Speaker 3: you listening to this or are you driving one of those.
Speaker 2: You know what, let's just say, are you playing in
Speaker 2: the Australian Open? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Or are you a key driver? Not any key driver?
Speaker 3: You one of the official key drivers?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Maybe next summer we could get a gig as being
Speaker 1: the key.
Speaker 2: Drive so they don't pay.
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, is free car push the volunteers?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Man, the pressure right right right?
Speaker 2: No, Lauren, go right. I'm sorry. I haven't brought you
Speaker 2: to the right state here.
Speaker 1: I'm so not good.
Speaker 2: You just got to just run across the road.
Speaker 4: You'd be right, too, young, not Melbourne Park.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll put the hazards on. I can't stop here,
Speaker 2: I can't stop. You're gonna have to get out quick, it out.
Speaker 1: Quicker out quick, okay, because there's no tennis twenty.
Speaker 5: Four ten If you wear a tennis player played at.
Speaker 1: This played at the Australian Open.
Speaker 2: Do you play tennis?
Speaker 1: You know what, I'll take the ball kid at this point?
Speaker 1: Are you a ball kid?
Speaker 8: Oh? No?
Speaker 2: They fainted. God, they're dropping like flies, aren't they? Airport?
Speaker 1: They're hot and you know what, I think we need
Speaker 1: to swap them out. It is hot out there.
Speaker 2: You mentioned the other day, zooperduepa in the left hand
Speaker 2: ball and the other It can be done. How's the
Speaker 2: weather looking for the tennis today?
Speaker 3: I mean, well, actually, today's the one kind of semi
Speaker 3: off day in our glorious summer.
Speaker 1: Close the roof, but this weekend.
Speaker 3: It's thirty nine, Jason, you're not going to go We're
Speaker 3: getting back to the forties nearly.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go down like a ball kid.
Speaker 3: So it's yeah, look today and tomorrow we get some respect.
Speaker 3: Twenty three today, twenty tomorrow. Then for the weekend, long weekend,
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Welcome back to work everyone. We're
Speaker 3: getting a long weekend. Twenty seven. Friday thirty eight, Saturday
Speaker 3: twenty eight, Sunday twenty nine, Monday five thirty eight.
Speaker 2: It's not great. I'm in a basketball hall.
Speaker 3: Look as long as it's dry and not windy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I love that dry.
Speaker 4: The seasons have really shifted now because you know, December
Speaker 4: is no longer really that hot, is it. It was
Speaker 4: sort of a bit crappy in December, So it's almost
Speaker 4: like summer has shifted.
Speaker 1: I feel like.
Speaker 3: It's always the first week of the Australian Open we
Speaker 3: get really hot weather.
Speaker 9: Ye.
Speaker 2: I need to try apparol in the ninja slushy, Okay,
Speaker 2: I have to get that a hand. Rehydrate everyone. Hey,
Speaker 2: coming off the summer holidays, it's that time of the
Speaker 2: year where I mentioned the other day, when the kids
Speaker 2: are in the pool post three pm. I go, please
Speaker 2: be careful. We are not doing a hospital run.
Speaker 3: Dad's had too many apparoles and to drive you to
Speaker 3: an ambulance job.
Speaker 1: And that's dramatic.
Speaker 2: This pretty much sums up my five weeks at home
Speaker 2: with the kids day one of the school holidays. Right.
Speaker 2: I walked into the upstairs bathroom. Now I'm one of
Speaker 2: those people. I'm always up everyone in the house going
Speaker 2: mop up the bathroom floor.
Speaker 3: I hate a slippery wet so do I My fiance Paul.
Speaker 1: I think he's allergic to like bath mats.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my wife's the same.
Speaker 3: You can be right there and he'll I'm like, do
Speaker 3: you drip dry standing next to it?
Speaker 2: Does he get out of the shower straight away? It's like,
Speaker 2: get the towel, dry yourself in the shower.
Speaker 3: I don't do that. I don't do that now it's
Speaker 3: too steamy. I've got enormous big bath mat is what
Speaker 3: do they call? Yeah, I'm like, are you sheets?
Speaker 2: Bath sheets?
Speaker 1: Might you just stand next to it? And like why
Speaker 1: it's so weird?
Speaker 4: Yes, well my bath rail is quite a distance from
Speaker 4: the shower.
Speaker 1: Oh that's bad.
Speaker 4: See what happens? You have to sort of plot across
Speaker 4: a few times.
Speaker 1: You've got to do the little naked run.
Speaker 5: A couple of years.
Speaker 2: You're railing anyway, You're railings everywhere in the shower.
Speaker 1: And also from Shane a blaze on the block for that.
Speaker 2: So and everyone's always like, no one slips over, You're
Speaker 2: the only one that slips over, And I'm well, I'm
Speaker 2: at that age now where it's not slipping over, it's
Speaker 2: having a fall. Yeah. Anyway, I get out of the shower.
Speaker 2: This is day one of school holidays.
Speaker 1: Bang, you did nude on the floor?
Speaker 3: Water visual You love this flipping around like a turtle
Speaker 3: who had been flipped on his back, screaming. Imagine that
Speaker 3: the rage in his face. Oh, you would have been
Speaker 3: over read.
Speaker 2: I was laying down and bloody hurt my back and
Speaker 2: then I'm laying there because it takes it. I didn't
Speaker 2: want to get up straight away. I felt like I'd
Speaker 2: hurt my back and I'm laying there and I'm laying
Speaker 2: on this wet floor, and then I realized it's not water.
Speaker 2: I'm laying in. You went in? Did you piss?
Speaker 1: What was it?
Speaker 2: The three year old had gone for a WII in
Speaker 2: the middle of the night and the floor. He's missed
Speaker 2: the shower. No, no, outside the shower in the bathroom
Speaker 2: and the surrounding tiles.
Speaker 1: But he fully missed the entire thing.
Speaker 2: East three, it's the lights off feet you's spraying that
Speaker 2: thing like a fire.
Speaker 1: Hawts What just all over the floor?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I sweater god, laying and pissed day one school holidays?
Speaker 1: Did you not see it?
Speaker 3: Did you walk in with the lights off too and
Speaker 3: have a dark shower? Did you not see it when
Speaker 3: you walk down?
Speaker 2: I just thought it was water from the shower. It
Speaker 2: wasn't floral yellow, yeah.
Speaker 4: Just still liquid. Okay, So what did we do? Did
Speaker 4: we jump?
Speaker 3: They just go oh, I can't be bothered, So I
Speaker 3: just piss on the floor. That with the word pieces discussed,
Speaker 3: I said that I'm very sorry. They just wheel over.
Speaker 2: My sister in laws bought stickers like little target stickers
Speaker 2: to stick in her toilet for her boys because they
Speaker 2: keep missing. You should get it for you. I don't miss. Well,
Speaker 2: are you sure it was that?
Speaker 3: You're forty three, so I'm glad you don't miss.
Speaker 1: There would be a problem if you just got up
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night.
Speaker 2: I'd give it five more years. Was it.
Speaker 4: When was the realization that it wasn't water? Did you
Speaker 4: sort of like it was?
Speaker 2: After about twenty seconds. I was just laying there and
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, no, I didn't do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty seconds you left.
Speaker 4: So you were actually waiting in.
Speaker 3: The wind the floor for twenty seconds maybe ten? Would
Speaker 3: it felt like a lifetime?
Speaker 2: God. I jumped up though when I realized.
Speaker 1: There wasn't water, straight back in the shower, and.
Speaker 2: Then you can imagine imagine the casual chat downstairs.
Speaker 1: Then who got in trouble?
Speaker 2: Everyone?
Speaker 1: Well they didn't all wear on the floor.
Speaker 2: No, but it set the precedent for this is I've
Speaker 2: been saying for months to clean.
Speaker 1: Up the shower and no peeing on the floor.
Speaker 2: And how is your cocksis? It's fine?
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 2: I knew you'd be disgusted. That's what kids do, mate, yell.
Speaker 1: They're teach them to sit down in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night. You know what, you and sit down?
Speaker 2: You need a trough at home?
Speaker 1: Imagine if you do.
Speaker 2: You remember the blokes put one in on the block too. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you mentioned walking in a urinal in someone's house with
Speaker 2: the urinal cakes. No thanks, Getting out of the shower
Speaker 2: next to a urinal.
Speaker 4: No, I'm good Lisa cleaner. When she comes, she can
Speaker 4: change the urinal.
Speaker 7: She could turn.
Speaker 2: Welcome morning, Melbourne, another great week of good weather or
Speaker 2: though we might get some showers later on this afternoon.
Speaker 1: I was saying a little respite.
Speaker 2: I was saying to you earlier. I was down near
Speaker 2: the Frankston Foreshore yesterday afternoon. It was heaving.
Speaker 3: Well, isn't there a jellyfish situation down there?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 2: I wasn't stopping the kids. Tell you what the situation
Speaker 2: is at the moment, and that is shark attacks, fourth
Speaker 2: one in four days. We're gonna be drawn by a
Speaker 2: shark expert very soon to chat about it some of
Speaker 2: the videos and say, Brody show Lauren.
Speaker 3: The Please don't I don't. I don't need to say
Speaker 3: that's shark bite.
Speaker 2: No, it's not a shark bite. It's some of the
Speaker 2: size of the sharks they're catching in Sydney Harbor and
Speaker 2: stuff at the moment. Now, sark is incredible.
Speaker 4: Okay, So we're going to be joined by a shark expert.
Speaker 1: Now Sydney Harbor, that shark yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: I want to know if we're getting those things in
Speaker 4: the bay, what's in the bay.
Speaker 2: Well, apparently there was a baby baby great white spotted.
Speaker 5: In the bay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're in down in Portsy Pier, Portsy at the
Speaker 3: Portsy Pier. Okay, please stop showing me shark videos. Brody
Speaker 3: in Portsy over the summer, people jumping off the pier
Speaker 3: and there were two great whites. No, they said they
Speaker 3: call them. Oh no, there's a different name. It wasn't
Speaker 3: great White and it sounded way cuter. And I was like,
Speaker 3: that sounds fun or the same. I was going to say, what, no, no.
Speaker 2: What we're I'm sure there was a few white pointers.
Speaker 1: Sure, if you're jumping into him, that's not a shark,
Speaker 1: is it.
Speaker 5: Oh my god?
Speaker 10: Look at the white pointers they're calling them like, oh,
Speaker 10: I don't know what that calling.
Speaker 2: You know what, I'll find.
Speaker 5: Those ones can't harm you.
Speaker 2: Well they can. They've got to buy Yes, we're going
Speaker 2: to be joined by a shark expert. Not to talk.
Speaker 2: The white pointer is imports heat, but more bull sharks
Speaker 2: and the attacks are on the rice. We're going to
Speaker 2: dive into it next here. On nov the twenty.
Speaker 3: Seven year old surfer had been in the water for
Speaker 3: just seconds when he was attacked by the bull sharks.
Speaker 3: More shark attacks over the last forty eight hours. All right,
Speaker 3: Oh that is frightening, especially right in the middle of summer.
Speaker 2: It is terrifying. Melissa Markeures is a shark expert from
Speaker 2: Science and Technology Australia. She joins us this morning.
Speaker 1: Hello, melt that time, No, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: So, look, we're hearing all these shark attacks up me
Speaker 2: in New South Wales. How do we need to be
Speaker 2: here in Victoria? Especially Melbourne.
Speaker 8: Look, the perfect storm has kind of happened here in
Speaker 8: Sydney in regards to all of the rain that we've
Speaker 8: been having, and it's rained too. It's all the bites
Speaker 8: have been linked to bull sharks, and so bull sharks
Speaker 8: love to thrive in warm, murky waters and harbors and estuaries,
Speaker 8: and your guys' cult or water just makes it less
Speaker 8: suitable for bull sharks.
Speaker 6: So you don't have kind.
Speaker 8: Of the recipe for this perfect storm down there.
Speaker 4: So in Port Phillip Bay where we are here in Melbourne,
Speaker 4: you'd be familiar with it. Do we have any sharks
Speaker 4: you know? Have there been any signings? I know there
Speaker 4: was a some form of shark down Port Seaway.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, look, shark activity is a natural occurrence.
Speaker 8: If there's an ocean, more likely than not there is
Speaker 8: some sort of shark in the area. We just happened
Speaker 8: to coexist with them a lot more peacefully, more so
Speaker 8: than not. So chances are the probably sharks there, you
Speaker 8: just haven't had to deal with them.
Speaker 3: So hearing on the news there's been four people bitten
Speaker 3: by sharks in four days makes me go, I'm never
Speaker 3: going to the beach again.
Speaker 1: That's me.
Speaker 3: I'm hanging up my snorkel. I'm never going back. Should
Speaker 3: we be scared going to the beach?
Speaker 8: No, I mean, look again, it's these kind of like
Speaker 8: what's happened recently.
Speaker 6: Obviously it's very very scary sounding and.
Speaker 8: It's very tragic, but it's because of this rainfall that
Speaker 8: we had that has created kind of this environment for
Speaker 8: these book sharks to really thrive and be in the
Speaker 8: area and so on a normal kind of day, No,
Speaker 8: it's it's just your your regular kind of risk.
Speaker 4: Similarly, excuse my ignorance. So I'm taking my boat out
Speaker 4: right on Sydney Harbor. I'm manifesting it and I want
Speaker 4: to jump in the water. Is there ever a telltale
Speaker 4: sign that there is or could be a shark around
Speaker 4: around me or around the water, or is it just
Speaker 4: sort of.
Speaker 5: Chance.
Speaker 8: Well, I mean, probably the most telltale sign is the fin.
Speaker 8: So if you see a fin, probably don't going.
Speaker 4: Is there anything that any idea exactly that?
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly that.
Speaker 8: So if you see a lot of those small silvery fish,
Speaker 8: those bait balls around, they're congregating quite closely. If they're jumping,
Speaker 8: Especially if you see a lot of fish jumping around,
Speaker 8: maybe something underneath they're chasing them. If you see other
Speaker 8: people kind of fishing around and maybe throwing some of
Speaker 8: the scraps overboard as well, that might be something that
Speaker 8: attracts them as well. And especially if you're kind of
Speaker 8: in this area and you've got a bunch of just
Speaker 8: fresh water that's nutrient rich coming in and you see
Speaker 8: quite murky water, probably avoid that as well.
Speaker 2: Times of the day to avoid swimming is sunrise, dusk.
Speaker 1: And dawn. My mam Alwhites told me. Was she right
Speaker 1: or wrong?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Pretty much.
Speaker 8: Dusk and dawn are when a lot of these sharks
Speaker 8: are active, but we are seeing some of them be
Speaker 8: a bit more active during the daytime as well. So
Speaker 8: really it's just being conscious of your environment. And conscious
Speaker 8: of your swimming, so you know, always have your swimming buddy,
Speaker 8: check your environmental arounds, make sure you know that you
Speaker 8: don't have somebody fishing upstream from you, or you don't have,
Speaker 8: you know, a dead floating whale by you.
Speaker 2: Take a swim buddy. Someone that's a busy got more
Speaker 2: mate on the bones, like someone looks more appealing. I
Speaker 2: would suggest we look at me. I'm just talking to you.
Speaker 4: I'm not looking at Melissa. The sharks at the aquarium,
Speaker 4: are they stoned?
Speaker 6: It's really well fed.
Speaker 2: I tinted. They seem quite friendly. Are they on the
Speaker 2: gummies or are they gummy shots?
Speaker 6: I mean that you're gonna have to ask the.
Speaker 8: Aquarium fishery people and see what their diet is.
Speaker 6: But they look very well fed.
Speaker 2: And I kind of want something you you mentioned before,
Speaker 2: laws that your mom told you don avoid. There's and look,
Speaker 2: Melissa Markeres is a shark expert. She's joining us on
Speaker 2: the air this morning. I've got a question for you.
Speaker 2: This is it's not a wise time. My dad told me,
Speaker 2: he said, sharks attracted to fear. You pee yourself when
Speaker 2: you're scared. Don't swim near kids at the beach because
Speaker 2: they always pee in the water. Is that true? I
Speaker 2: should avoid swimming near kids because they attract the sharks.
Speaker 8: I mean maybe you want to avoid swimming the other
Speaker 8: kids because it's.
Speaker 6: It's less peaceful and swimming by the kids.
Speaker 8: No, I think, you know what, I think there's been
Speaker 8: studies that are not like scientific. I think it's been
Speaker 8: something about like Shark Week is done and stuff like
Speaker 8: that to double check if.
Speaker 6: Pee attracts sharks. And I don't think that was conclusive whatsoever.
Speaker 6: So feel free to pee in the water if you are.
Speaker 3: And what about one of my friends who's a surfer
Speaker 3: told me, if you have a yellow surfboard, it puts
Speaker 3: the sharks off.
Speaker 1: If you have a red surfboard, they're attracted to it.
Speaker 1: Is that true? Are they attracted to certain colors?
Speaker 8: I mean we've heard of the whole like yum yum
Speaker 8: yellow scenario. I've never heard of the bottom of a
Speaker 8: surfboard being read though or yellow. But I do know
Speaker 8: that they're coming up with surfboards with like bars on them,
Speaker 8: like lines on them to break it up as a
Speaker 8: shark mitigation kind of experiment, to see if that's something
Speaker 8: that kind of puts sharks off of biting surfboards.
Speaker 2: What about those shark bands on Instagram? What it's like
Speaker 2: a magnetic band or something that you say some surface, Well,
Speaker 2: do they work?
Speaker 8: Some of them do have shown actually to work against sharks,
Speaker 8: not all sharks, but some of them. For individual sharks,
Speaker 8: it will actually pel them because of that electric kind
Speaker 8: of force field that has. I think WA actually has
Speaker 8: a sort of government scheme that if you buy one,
Speaker 8: like of a specific one that's been scientifically tested, they'll
Speaker 8: give you some like remade money back.
Speaker 1: And then if one comes me, do you just punch
Speaker 1: them in the nose?
Speaker 8: Like Mike Fanning, have you ever tried punching anything underwater?
Speaker 8: Like if you go for the no, you might either
Speaker 8: completely miss or you might end up like in their mouth.
Speaker 6: I go for the gills, go for those little.
Speaker 8: Slits on the next because that's like punching something like
Speaker 8: in the chest, and that would probably work.
Speaker 2: A lot better. He stabbed him in the eye.
Speaker 6: He's that available.
Speaker 8: Sure you don't go randomly stabbing sharks.
Speaker 4: Glad that you jumped on for this to talk about
Speaker 4: the shot Glad?
Speaker 8: I mean, I didn't think I was going to be
Speaker 8: talking about sharks being like, hi, but it's been a.
Speaker 6: Great way to start the morning.
Speaker 1: But seriously, though, because people's killed the shots.
Speaker 2: Shot no look write wats and stuff, but I think
Speaker 2: can well, we can't be.
Speaker 1: Calling the shots, can we.
Speaker 8: So so it's been shown that calls do not work
Speaker 8: in regards to the aim that everyone kind of like
Speaker 8: hopes to and to be honest, sharks are significantly less
Speaker 8: dangerous in reality than they're perceived by the public. You know,
Speaker 8: globally there's about seven to one hundred unprovoked shark attacks annually.
Speaker 8: Think about how many people go into the water.
Speaker 6: Those are really really low risks, no cuts.
Speaker 8: I mean, look if they start showing up in your
Speaker 8: local parks and taking up parking spots and like Poli
Speaker 8: standing a chat about that, but right now you know
Speaker 8: that's their environment.
Speaker 5: Or on a pool table, Oh that was terrible, the.
Speaker 6: Pool sharks are taking all of your money.
Speaker 2: There we go, Melissa Shark expert joining us on the
Speaker 2: Thanks time this morning, mate.
Speaker 6: Thanks Melissa, or is my pleasure have a good one?
Speaker 2: We should be feeding you to the stone sharks with.
Speaker 3: We went to the tennis last night. Clinton and I
Speaker 3: both went separately, not together. First of all, the men's Now,
Speaker 3: I always thought the women played first. What's this business
Speaker 3: about putting the men first.
Speaker 4: It's controversial, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's TV.
Speaker 2: It was it's it's TV TV dictates.
Speaker 1: So it was Yannick Sinner number two.
Speaker 5: Se he is chasing back to back to back titles.
Speaker 1: Love Yannicks in he has.
Speaker 2: A demon or going.
Speaker 5: The demon.
Speaker 1: He got through action today?
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, were you in action last night?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 4: Was?
Speaker 6: So.
Speaker 2: Just turned your order a brecky rat, which is always
Speaker 2: the sign of age.
Speaker 1: I had sixteen cocktails in the rolf Lauren sweet last night.
Speaker 1: Thank you for that. Not good thirty A.
Speaker 4: Lovely Grand Slam cocktail, which is like a lemon thing.
Speaker 4: It tastes like remember the lemon study from our year
Speaker 4: early days, tastes like lemon study. We must go and sorry,
Speaker 4: we digress.
Speaker 3: So we went to watch Yannix Inner, who is the
Speaker 3: redheaded Italian who I love.
Speaker 1: He must be seven.
Speaker 2: Foot the fox. Second, he's very tall, and.
Speaker 3: He played Hugo Guston French player, who is I think,
Speaker 3: like the ninety eight said in the world anyway you
Speaker 3: go after the second set, just walked off. There was
Speaker 3: no explanation of sort happened in the court, had an
Speaker 3: upset tummy and he just he said, I'm out see
Speaker 3: your exposed.
Speaker 2: People living on the it's a planet.
Speaker 4: It would have been good enough, but it's unfortunately not
Speaker 4: good enough against the two Times defending each other.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I mean out of nowhere.
Speaker 7: Oh, I don't even think the crowd realized that it's happened.
Speaker 7: For some of them here, they are going to be
Speaker 7: massively disappointed with that and left.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, he's unwell, the poor thing. But also
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, these poor people would have bought
Speaker 3: tickets to see you only get you don't get, And
Speaker 3: I was like Channel nine would.
Speaker 4: Be oh, yeah, they should have played our alarm We've got,
Speaker 4: which is like.
Speaker 5: Whoop whoop situation?
Speaker 2: Is there a little Tommy Roblade just left?
Speaker 3: Anyway, then things went real kokie time for the women's
Speaker 3: Naomir Saka who is she's quirky?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the two Times strain open chapters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she did this thing where you know, she did
Speaker 3: like the walk out, but it was like a full
Speaker 3: fashion set up.
Speaker 1: She had a veil. She had a huge white veil.
Speaker 3: She had a butterfly on it, which represented the butterfly
Speaker 3: that landed on her legs.
Speaker 1: You haven't seen it.
Speaker 2: She looks like one of the EPs lady.
Speaker 1: She looks like a white lady funerals woman.
Speaker 4: So she's sorry, she's going to get the umbrella down,
Speaker 4: so she put.
Speaker 3: She puts the parasol down. She takes her veil off,
Speaker 3: and then she puts on.
Speaker 2: For it is we always you'd want to win? After that, well,
Speaker 2: what an entrance. It was a long skirt to be
Speaker 2: playing shirt.
Speaker 3: No, she takes them off and then she puts on.
Speaker 3: It was four thousand degrees in there.
Speaker 1: She put on this.
Speaker 3: Fluffy jacket for the warm up and hang on, here
Speaker 3: she go. She takes her skirt off and puts her
Speaker 3: flares on the entrance.
Speaker 4: So she later said that Nike, she had to get
Speaker 4: special permission from Nike to design this with that with
Speaker 4: a renowned designer.
Speaker 3: You know what she did, so I obviously went straight
Speaker 3: on the ground. She cleared her entire Instagram, so there
Speaker 3: was not one single other post up there except for
Speaker 3: a commercial she'd done with this designer, and it just
Speaker 3: said one of one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she says afterwards, it's modeled on a jellyfish. She
Speaker 4: must love jellyfish.
Speaker 1: Jellyfish.
Speaker 2: It's amazing Robert One.
Speaker 4: He has worked with likes a Beyonce, Cardi b and
Speaker 4: Ariana Grunde.
Speaker 1: Now, when then she put the jacket on.
Speaker 4: Look like a camera outfit that a sniper wear, just
Speaker 4: like what on am I in Paris or am I
Speaker 4: on rod laver Arena?
Speaker 2: What is going on?
Speaker 3: And that gorgeous chirped the game trying not to laugh.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's iconic, good honor. The issue was that
Speaker 3: she lost the first set, and it was like if
Speaker 3: you wonder why if you do that and then you lose,
Speaker 3: you'd be so embarrassed. But but then Jace in the second.
Speaker 2: Set, I'm sorry, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: In the second set there was an issue, a tech issue,
Speaker 3: and they had to go off court for like twenty
Speaker 3: minutes because the chair umpires did he get stuck? It
Speaker 3: was lit up like if you hit a foul express
Speaker 3: and that they got a guy out there like well
Speaker 3: there's a technical isshoe and this guy just ran out
Speaker 3: and like unplugged it and plugged it back again.
Speaker 2: That'll do it. Mix it?
Speaker 4: So what's next for a sacle that's a statement like
Speaker 4: do we repeat that? Because at the US Open last
Speaker 4: year she famously was she was bringing out gigantic lea
Speaker 4: boo boo dolls under court with her. So there must
Speaker 4: be something else it's coming.
Speaker 1: She must be getting back. She would have wanted ten
Speaker 1: million bucks for that.
Speaker 5: Surely you know what she needs more people.
Speaker 1: Than ever googled her and that outfit last night.
Speaker 4: She now needs a Melbourne designer and some Melbourne inspiration,
Speaker 4: like a Melbourne theme.
Speaker 2: What could she she dress up at.
Speaker 1: The Jellyfishes Fair Melbourne?
Speaker 3: He gets on your couple up so down there to
Speaker 3: put her in an mc g dress or something.
Speaker 4: What about that big yellow cheese thing that when you
Speaker 4: come over the outro Tullermarine, the French big friend come
Speaker 4: out as as a tram, come out as a tram
Speaker 4: a Mikey.
Speaker 2: I just think it's a bit, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Do you know what? All the basketball players do it?
Speaker 1: Why can't she do it? No one criticizes the.
Speaker 2: Men super Bowl that sort of thing dress up.
Speaker 3: I mean, God knows they need more money. They're doing
Speaker 3: it tough, unbelievable how much money? May I hope she
Speaker 3: does something else, and I feel like she'll only do
Speaker 3: it in the early round.
Speaker 2: I'd like you to come dressed like that tomorrow to
Speaker 2: the radio show as a tram, the white lady funeral outfit,
Speaker 2: putting your little hat down, trying to get your headphones on.
Speaker 5: Over there, she covers the tram.
Speaker 2: Good Morning Melbourne, that is cold Play sky Full of Stars.
Speaker 2: Just go and court it a wait here on over
Speaker 2: one hundred. You're on the air with Jason Lauren Clinton
Speaker 2: as well, and we've got more cash to go. This
Speaker 2: morning eight o'clock we're going to be doing the five
Speaker 2: K question.
Speaker 5: Jason Lawrence, tell me what's you know?
Speaker 2: One of our favorites is back for twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: We like to do Probe the Pope. Every couple of
Speaker 2: weeks we catch up with a new area of the
Speaker 2: Victorian Police. But our resident Friendly Cop and Police Officer
Speaker 2: of the Year intended Wait, cheesy chase.
Speaker 1: Cheesy Police Officer of the Year. Now, what did you
Speaker 1: have to do to get that award?
Speaker 7: Well, I think I dropped a box of rocks.
Speaker 2: Gets you the press conference.
Speaker 7: I'd like to think it was awarded to me on
Speaker 7: behalf of all the police that work the demonstrations, you know,
Speaker 7: week in week out. That's that's how I took it.
Speaker 7: I was embarrassed to get it, to be honest to
Speaker 7: its mother. Candidates for some reasons that weren't able to
Speaker 7: get it this year, but I accepted on behalf of
Speaker 7: all those members all working.
Speaker 1: Cheese is such a man of the.
Speaker 2: People, and we've sat off the air before when chatting
Speaker 2: about you ago. You're one of those leaders where people
Speaker 2: would not want to let you down. You don't seem
Speaker 2: like a bloke that'll be there yelling at the troops.
Speaker 2: It's more just I.
Speaker 7: Guess I am a people person. I probably should be
Speaker 7: a little bit more strategic at my rank, but I
Speaker 7: think with all the challenges we have, I think it's
Speaker 7: really good to be focused on people and you know,
Speaker 7: trying to support them. And that's that's how I do it.
Speaker 2: It was very professional in his radio interview yesterday about
Speaker 2: winning police officer. You take a listen to.
Speaker 7: This main cheeseman. You're allergic to cheese. You can't believe this,
Speaker 7: so during COVID. During COVID, I became anaphylactic allergic to goats, cheese,
Speaker 7: halloomy and fetter cheese, three of my favorites. My wife
Speaker 7: thinks are hilarious. She goes, if you ever die of cheese.
Speaker 7: She goes, imagine the funne I'll have you know, can
Speaker 7: get your funeral with a eulogy.
Speaker 1: There is our hard police Officer of the year. You're
Speaker 1: allergic to cheese.
Speaker 7: So during COVID we've got a pizza from our normal
Speaker 7: pizza place. Ding up in the shower, I'm scratching. I
Speaker 7: ended up in the hospital. Really, I'm allergic to cheese
Speaker 7: or certain cheeses all of a sudden.
Speaker 1: And they're three of the best. Hallooei gone better, Maria,
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Don't actually play on a radio station that question. That's
Speaker 4: sort of question we ask what.
Speaker 2: Question?
Speaker 1: They're just as stupid as us.
Speaker 2: But I like, how seriously are about it? Cheese? When
Speaker 2: you're allergic to cheese?
Speaker 3: The congratulations? Do you get a trophy or do you
Speaker 3: get an extra stripe on your shirt?
Speaker 1: What happens?
Speaker 7: I get I get a lunch. I get a lunch
Speaker 7: with my wife at a winery. I can bring friends,
Speaker 7: of course, they're always welcome.
Speaker 5: Good hey, cheese.
Speaker 4: The world is a bit of a different place when
Speaker 4: we speak to you the year than it was last
Speaker 4: year because of the events of Sydney BONDI it was
Speaker 4: just a shocking, heart wrenching, you know, just a terrible,
Speaker 4: terrible event. It's a bit of a game changer nationally,
Speaker 4: but also here in Victoria. How does it change the
Speaker 4: game for police and for the community here in Victoria.
Speaker 7: So as you can imagine, all their partner agencies work
Speaker 7: closely together on a whole range of things, including after
Speaker 7: the bond I was shooting, So we had more awareness
Speaker 7: around synagogue's Jewish community areas, we increased our visibility and patrols.
Speaker 7: We also did the same with the mosques and some
Speaker 7: of the Muslim locations. There's a lot of dialogue with
Speaker 7: leaders from both communities. I guess from my end, you know,
Speaker 7: there's just this lack of compassion for humanity that I'm
Speaker 7: seeing you across too many areas. And you know, we
Speaker 7: are more vigilant. You'll see there were long arms at
Speaker 7: the tennis and this is really because we need to
Speaker 7: be overt in our presence. And as you can imagine
Speaker 7: with what happened in Bondi, you know, if you have
Speaker 7: a police officer with a with a handgun, it's not
Speaker 7: as accurate over a distance as a as a long arm.
Speaker 2: So long arms, what like a rifle like a rifle.
Speaker 7: So in order to stop the threat and stop the killing,
Speaker 7: which is what we're training to do, you have to
Speaker 7: get closer and closer because you've got the handgun. So
Speaker 7: we just have a position where we bring out the
Speaker 7: long arms as a precaution, nothing more than a precaution.
Speaker 2: So what we'll see police officers around the a carrying these.
Speaker 7: So they are around the outside of the AO, they're
Speaker 7: not inside with the long arms. We thought it the
Speaker 7: cricket as well. The public feedback has been really good.
Speaker 1: A lot of people in the.
Speaker 7: Police, a lot of people want the photo. It's it's
Speaker 7: similar all around the world, but it's just part of our
Speaker 7: They have the kit anyway in their cars. Our critical
Speaker 7: instant response seems to do a terrific job and have
Speaker 7: got great training. But it's now more visible. It's just
Speaker 7: the changing dynamics of I'd rather see it too, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean it's sad that we've had to come.
Speaker 3: To these, yeah, but absolutely an enhanced police presence definitely
Speaker 3: makes people feel safer.
Speaker 2: I know that's snipers.
Speaker 1: Big events like the tenders I.
Speaker 2: Saw in New South Wales. Dad snipers out when they
Speaker 2: did the ceremony down at BONDI a week later. We're
Speaker 2: not going to see stuff like that around Victoria, are we.
Speaker 7: No, there's no deployment of snipers. We just have the
Speaker 7: long arms out as a I guess there's an overt
Speaker 7: presence to let everybody know that we're prepared, Not that
Speaker 7: we want to be prepared, but we have to be prepared,
Speaker 7: and it gives us another to get our kick bag
Speaker 7: to respond and.
Speaker 4: She's we have a huge Jewish community here in Melbourne,
Speaker 4: particularly around sort of Saint Kilderese core Field area, which
Speaker 4: even just last night we've got two men on the
Speaker 4: run after hurling abuse at a group of Jewish teens.
Speaker 2: Look, Laura and I were just watching the footage before
Speaker 2: on the news. These kids were running.
Speaker 4: The group, driving inside a stolen you you know, what
Speaker 4: can what assurances can you give the community on behalf
Speaker 4: of vic Pole.
Speaker 7: I guess in relation to how the Jewish community in
Speaker 7: Melbourne and Victoria they have the full support of Victoria Police,
Speaker 7: and I think leading up to BONDI, you know, there
Speaker 7: was a lot of protest activity. There was a lot
Speaker 7: of I guess ill feelings towards the Jewish community for
Speaker 7: something that was happening overseas right here. I think the
Speaker 7: tide has changed a little bit since it's changed a
Speaker 7: little bit, and I think in relation to the latest
Speaker 7: anti Semitic verbal attack that those people got. Yes, I
Speaker 7: think it was just kids being idiots, but I think
Speaker 7: the general sentiment is now that the people are a
Speaker 7: lot more aware of the harm that those comics caused
Speaker 7: and people shouldn't be treated by that. Nobody should be
Speaker 7: treated like that.
Speaker 3: I know, I know you're speaking gently, but that's beyond
Speaker 3: kids being idiots. That's just absolutely disgraceful. They're in a
Speaker 3: stolen car. I mean, every time we see things like this,
Speaker 3: people just wake up with their blood boiling. It's just disgraced,
Speaker 3: not acceptable.
Speaker 2: Hey, we've got to take a break, but we're going
Speaker 2: to open the phones. If you're up for at thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty four ten. If you've got a question for cheesy,
Speaker 2: our friendly cop can be. It can be something as
Speaker 2: hard hitting as last time when Clint wont to know
Speaker 2: if he could be fine for eating pineapple while driving.
Speaker 5: Well, clearly not because no time came in the mail.
Speaker 2: Isn't that a good feeling?
Speaker 1: Did you actually ask that question?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think you asked it on my behalf. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you will worry that the cameras were going to think
Speaker 2: this a legitimate thing.
Speaker 5: I was being healthy and eating pineapple, and.
Speaker 2: I swear it wasn't a phone. It was it. It
Speaker 2: was it was pineapple.
Speaker 3: Oh, just don't be distracted Clint by the juicy pineapple.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. If you've got a question for
Speaker 2: Cheesy our friendly cop, give us care all it over.
Speaker 2: Cheesy our Friendly copp is in the building, ready to
Speaker 2: take your questions. Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 1: Mark for the police Officer of the year. Thank you.
Speaker 2: I apologize, Cheese Police Officer of the Year.
Speaker 1: Have some respect.
Speaker 2: Look embarrassed. He We're about to get to some cracking
Speaker 2: questions on the phones first though.
Speaker 4: Yeah, for some breaking news. An incident overnight which sounds
Speaker 4: absolutely horrendous in Q, A bit of a stabbing attack.
Speaker 2: Was it cheese.
Speaker 7: It's a really sad incident and unfortunate. It's reflective of
Speaker 7: I guess the knife crime that we're seeing, you know,
Speaker 7: in this state, and I implore people who are carrying
Speaker 7: knives please please consider your actions and the life changing
Speaker 7: moments and decisions that can make. We have an eighteen
Speaker 7: year old girl coming home after a night out with
Speaker 7: a friend. She gets dropped off at a residence in
Speaker 7: Q and there's a male who's known to her. He's
Speaker 7: also a similar age, and he approaches her in her
Speaker 7: driveway as she's about to enter the family home and
Speaker 7: he stabs her multiple times. This was about one am
Speaker 7: last night.
Speaker 1: Just a young girl coming home from a night out.
Speaker 7: Just a young girl who was minding her own business,
Speaker 7: walking home, you know, in the safety of her own driveway.
Speaker 7: The offender is known to us. We haven't caught him yet.
Speaker 1: He's known to the police.
Speaker 7: Oh, he's known who. We know who he is now
Speaker 7: he doesn't. I don't know if he's got a background,
Speaker 7: but we know who. I would ask that person if
Speaker 7: he's listening, you know, please hand yourself in. You've made
Speaker 7: a really poor choice or really bad decision, and we
Speaker 7: need to hold you accountable for that. But we don't
Speaker 7: want any more people hurt. So if you could hand
Speaker 7: yourself in, that would be that would be very good.
Speaker 1: Cheese.
Speaker 3: You've been a police officer officer for a long time
Speaker 3: and you would have seen some horrible things, but hearing
Speaker 3: something like this it must shake you to your course still.
Speaker 3: After all of these years of being a police officer.
Speaker 7: It's funny how things, how things stay with you over
Speaker 7: the years. And I guess you see. I guess you
Speaker 7: see the best, the worst and everything in between of life.
Speaker 7: And sometimes you wonder how inhumane humans can be, and
Speaker 7: how an eighteen year old boy can, for whatever reason,
Speaker 7: think that it's okay to approach a girl he knows
Speaker 7: and stab here multiple times in her own home is
Speaker 7: really sad and I don't know how people get to
Speaker 7: that point.
Speaker 3: Well, our thoughts are very much with that family and
Speaker 3: all of that community and friends. This morning shocking, shocking news.
Speaker 2: On a lighter note, there was an exercise carried out
Speaker 2: by the Tactical Response Group yesterday here in Melbourne.
Speaker 7: It was it ansex station at antex stations, so right.
Speaker 1: Because a lot of people saw this.
Speaker 3: It was on social and people were panic saying what's
Speaker 3: going on, So.
Speaker 7: There was a lot of communications in the lead up,
Speaker 7: so there was letter drops on houses, there were signage up.
Speaker 7: We put things on our eye Watch page. Our Special
Speaker 7: Operations Group who are at the top of the tree
Speaker 7: in relation to threat response and they're excellent what they do.
Speaker 7: They have to exercise to improve their skill sets all
Speaker 7: the time and work with other agencies liking this on
Speaker 7: this occasion metro trains. So it was a well planned,
Speaker 7: publicized exercise only so there was nothing for people to
Speaker 7: worry about.
Speaker 2: So setting off like what small explosions and I.
Speaker 7: Don't know what the exercise involved, but it was an
Speaker 7: exercise in relation to an emergency response s og.
Speaker 2: I got a made of mine who's a PSO operator,
Speaker 2: and he said sometimes they go and like out to
Speaker 2: the training facility and they get to play the role
Speaker 2: of victims or the public for the songs to practice.
Speaker 7: On practicing for all these emergency exercises and emergences. It's
Speaker 7: a big part of what we do, just so that
Speaker 7: we're always you know, ready in case we have to.
Speaker 3: So if you did see that, because this is the
Speaker 3: thing with social media now, you might not have got
Speaker 3: a letter box drop, but you see it on the
Speaker 3: socials and people Pani, Yes, of course, nothing to worry about.
Speaker 1: The training.
Speaker 2: We should sign up for that, like go out to
Speaker 2: their training facility and you know, yes we should.
Speaker 4: I am a grandson of a police officer, so I'd
Speaker 4: be very good at it.
Speaker 2: Jason, No, no, no, no, no, We're not the car like like
Speaker 2: i'd be operating the the fake server. Are you coming
Speaker 2: in through? No? God, no, no? Hey Mark in South Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: you've got a question for the cheese. Oh hi buddy,
Speaker 2: Hey Mark, Thanks for.
Speaker 7: You, Carl. Just a question of the police of the
Speaker 7: government with all the drug bus money, so all the
Speaker 7: all the money that we sees and all the assets
Speaker 7: that we sees. You'll see cars being loaded and other
Speaker 7: assets you know that you'll see from time to someone
Speaker 7: in the news. It all gets goes into if the
Speaker 7: if the person is convicted and the money is dean
Speaker 7: tainted or the assets dean tainted, it goes to the government.
Speaker 7: It goes it's consolidated revenue and it goes to the
Speaker 7: government and they help stuff well they probably you know,
Speaker 7: holes and build hospitals and schools and all those things.
Speaker 3: Have you watched the rip yet, Benfflet watched it yesterday
Speaker 3: because that's what it's about.
Speaker 2: It about cartels and.
Speaker 1: Finding drug money. Well, what's the rule?
Speaker 2: Was lost and found?
Speaker 7: Like you know, so if you if you find something
Speaker 7: of value, you are supposed to hand it in and
Speaker 7: if there's no one comes forward after three months and
Speaker 7: then and then you become that it gets returned to you.
Speaker 2: Was to find that three months ID feel like a
Speaker 2: long wait? When yeah, just waiting.
Speaker 1: The government take the money spread between all of us.
Speaker 4: Sure, Lauren, they siphon it back into the police.
Speaker 1: Don't for cheesy Christmas of.
Speaker 5: A couple of slabs of can't get.
Speaker 1: Cheesy. Wait, we love you, you congratulate.
Speaker 7: You can I just do a quick shout out to
Speaker 7: all the members of Victoria Police. And so it's going
Speaker 7: to be another challenging year. We've got We've got I
Speaker 7: think fourteen hundred vacancies now, so there's no respite from
Speaker 7: the workload. But they're all doing a terrific job. So
Speaker 7: just like I wish you and your listeners are very
Speaker 7: happy and safe new Year, I wish the same tour
Speaker 7: that my colleagues.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it every morning just after eight o'clock.
Speaker 2: We give you a chance to win five thousand dollars. Oh,
Speaker 2: we've got the fact control of joining us on the air.
Speaker 1: Don't say that.
Speaker 2: Wayne from Kill you are a train conductor.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Yeah, morning guys.
Speaker 2: How are you all?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 6: I am, and I'm out walking the dog and what
Speaker 6: a days?
Speaker 1: Oh Wayne, you're a little bright, little spark this morning,
Speaker 1: aren't you?
Speaker 7: Yes, I am thanking Joy.
Speaker 2: Apologies for the fat controller comments.
Speaker 4: Yes, So do you work at one station in particular
Speaker 4: or whereabouts?
Speaker 2: Wayne?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I work out of Southern Cross Station and travel
Speaker 6: all over Victoria.
Speaker 2: That's a busy one.
Speaker 1: And what sort of dog do you have? Wayne?
Speaker 9: I have a beautiful German shorthaired pointer.
Speaker 1: Same as me. Oh my gosh, Wayne, we're destined to
Speaker 1: be friends.
Speaker 2: You should be able to ride the train for free, now, Lauren,
Speaker 2: I should can.
Speaker 3: Hey, funny, I saw someone post a foo of them
Speaker 3: on the train with their dog the other day.
Speaker 1: Are you allowed to take dogs on the train?
Speaker 2: Ah? You are if they're in the correct carrying.
Speaker 1: To carry. I can't just walk on with the dog.
Speaker 4: Or if it was assistance dogs, yeah.
Speaker 2: You can say.
Speaker 3: It's the saying, oh dog, and you just don't know
Speaker 3: what dogs they gave you?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: Alright?
Speaker 5: The German shorthad point isn't renowned seeing dogs.
Speaker 9: Let's point for five K, five thousand dollars?
Speaker 2: Why Wright, he's the rules. You will hear a question,
Speaker 2: You will hear a three two one. You need to
Speaker 2: answer before the time is out. All right, okay, all right,
Speaker 2: we go Waye for five thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: What is Lady Gaga's beauty line cold.
Speaker 6: Three two one.
Speaker 3: It's called house laps. I do a magnificent foundation, Wayne,
Speaker 3: Wasn't it no one this morning?
Speaker 2: There's nowhere near it to be honest, Wayne, look back.
Speaker 2: Thanks to giving a crack, no worries.
Speaker 5: I appreciate the chance and have a great day.
Speaker 2: We'll see on the train everyone.
Speaker 1: Behave you so down at Southern Cross today?
Speaker 2: Yep, yes, stamp by the yellow line, keep an eye
Speaker 2: for Lauren. I will definitely thanks.
Speaker 5: Thanks, you shall be the one with the dog.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, coming up next, Moving on, we are going
Speaker 2: to talk public v Private schools.
Speaker 1: In fact again, what's your beef this time?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. Give us a ring,
Speaker 2: We will ask you a question and we need to
Speaker 2: work out. It's our favorite game. We need to work
Speaker 2: out if you went to a public or a private school.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten is our number. We each
Speaker 2: ask a question. We have to work out whether you're
Speaker 2: into public or private school and in return, thanks to
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Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 4: Okay, how about this school fees? Well, private schools are expensive.
Speaker 4: That's not really the headline here, but they are. They
Speaker 4: are sort of year on year skyrocketing, like just getting
Speaker 4: more and more and more exorbitant and for so many
Speaker 4: families not nearly affordable. But it has now emerged that
Speaker 4: Victoria's Geelong Grammar, Oh, Geelong Grammar is officially Australia's most
Speaker 4: expensive private school.
Speaker 1: More expensive than those schools in Sydney on the Hut.
Speaker 4: Going through year twelve will cost you a grand total
Speaker 4: of fifty five thousand, three hundred and eighty dollars for
Speaker 4: one year.
Speaker 2: But you got one kid, but you got twins. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Five grand.
Speaker 5: That is a lot of money.
Speaker 1: What do you get for that? His breakfast, lunch and
Speaker 1: dinner included.
Speaker 3: Want to get a lot and transfers to no bus
Speaker 3: you want to be in a transfer that's ridiculous.
Speaker 4: Fifty five if you are if you are boarding at
Speaker 4: Timbertop by the way.
Speaker 3: That's timber toops year eight said, and you go from ye, yeah.
Speaker 4: It's ninety three almost ninety four thousand.
Speaker 2: Be cheaper to get them a room down at the overtop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're like in tim Top, they go like
Speaker 3: hiking and camping and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're survival skills and all the rest.
Speaker 1: That's more expensive to sleep in a tent.
Speaker 4: Fifty five grand is a lot to pay for one
Speaker 4: year of your child's.
Speaker 2: Educational So let's be honest, like that doesn't guarantee amazing grades.
Speaker 1: I know, I know kids who went to college that
Speaker 1: aren't doing that well. Oh yeah, I know plenty of
Speaker 1: private school kids that aren't doing very well.
Speaker 2: King Charles, wasn't they top tim Top?
Speaker 4: It came out for It's like it's the best of
Speaker 4: the best, really, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Well, he considered, it's sort of like life and survival
Speaker 3: right of passage for them.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: But if you're an employee, right, sorry, an employer, and
Speaker 2: you're looking at, you know, people on paper, do you
Speaker 2: reckon when they see like geelong grammar, they would instantly
Speaker 2: go for.
Speaker 1: Them as opposed to someone like a stone. Not at all.
Speaker 1: It depends who you are as a human. It doesn't
Speaker 1: depends how much money.
Speaker 4: I remember our parents have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, look, it's been the topic of conversation
Speaker 2: in our parent chat for the last couple of years
Speaker 2: because we're going to keep going into high school. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, look, you can pay all the money
Speaker 2: in the world and get them the nicest blazer if
Speaker 2: that kid's not in the learning, if it's a bad teacher,
Speaker 2: bad group of friends, you can get that in any Look.
Speaker 3: And there's no doubt the facilities at those schools are incredible.
Speaker 3: They're like, they're as good as what you see anywhere
Speaker 3: in the real.
Speaker 4: State school education these days is as good as really
Speaker 4: any other Yeah, I mean we paid I still remember
Speaker 4: at glen Waverley High where I went, we paid two
Speaker 4: hundred and twenty five dollars in school fees.
Speaker 1: Well, there's been some inflation in the last I.
Speaker 5: Think that absolutely has. But at the same years.
Speaker 3: Out of you thirty no, oh, twenty five, well play
Speaker 3: twenty five yet.
Speaker 11: Twenty five, I am twenty five years out.
Speaker 1: What you did to graduate two thousand and one thousand oh,
Speaker 1: then you're twenty six years out two thousand oh, but
Speaker 1: you're a hy two k baby.
Speaker 2: Jeez, that's brought me down to peg. Okay, don't don't
Speaker 2: you talk.
Speaker 3: I'm not must be twenty I'm not getting twenty eight
Speaker 3: years out of school.
Speaker 2: I'm not twenty eight.
Speaker 3: When I said thirty years, you two looked at me
Speaker 3: like I had three heads.
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you know what? It's creeping up on you
Speaker 5: as well?
Speaker 2: I won't be looking out fortieth on the weekend. You're
Speaker 2: in the club.
Speaker 1: I'm twenty two years out.
Speaker 2: All right? How this game works, that ain't twenty four ten?
Speaker 2: We have to work out whether you went to a
Speaker 2: public or private school. We each get to ask you
Speaker 2: a question. Let's go do Sarah in Praigi Beard, good morning.
Speaker 1: Good morning, morning Sarah. Okay, question each.
Speaker 4: Okay, did you wear long socks as part of your
Speaker 4: Were you going to say that?
Speaker 5: Okay, I'll go say did you wear a pinafour?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Did your school have gates?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Good one a gate like big?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Not a just gates public big gates?
Speaker 2: Ye? Did your school have a fifty meter pool on site?
Speaker 2: Didn't have to get on it? No?
Speaker 5: Public?
Speaker 2: Public? Public? Is it a public school? No?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: What school? Where do you go? Allow the whole I'm
Speaker 2: grammar in Essendon. It's got grammar in the title, but
Speaker 2: no pool we did. We did everything off campus, so
Speaker 2: we would go on a bus to all of out.
Speaker 5: They had multiplivity, they had multiple ca.
Speaker 2: That's a poppy in Corfield morning, poppy.
Speaker 1: Morning poppy? Did you go to Corfield Grammar?
Speaker 2: I did not go to Corford Grammar? Sticking on the campus.
Speaker 2: Is that how you refer to your school? Did you
Speaker 2: refer to it as a campus or just did not?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 4: Was there some form of roundabout in the driveway like
Speaker 4: some just a roundabout for the minibus?
Speaker 2: Maybe? No?
Speaker 1: No, poppy was rowing an option?
Speaker 2: Right question?
Speaker 6: No rowing, I'm going to stick.
Speaker 2: I'm going to public school school.
Speaker 1: It was public school school.
Speaker 3: Did you go to pops Glenara College?
Speaker 1: A college, very good one, that's a good school.
Speaker 2: No roundabouts, but you know, no rowing? Rowing? Yeah, find
Speaker 2: me at public school rowing?
Speaker 1: And it was just a perth on the.
Speaker 4: Boards in Footscray. Hey gann My first question? Do you
Speaker 4: did you go on an overseas excursion?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Did you have a hall or a theater?
Speaker 7: A hole?
Speaker 1: Jeanne?
Speaker 3: Was your school in Footstrape? No, Jeanne. Do you have
Speaker 3: a school song? I?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Until twenty twenty oh they dropped the school song of one.
Speaker 5: Yeah do you wear a blazer? Gyarn?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, private, private, private jarn? Did you go to
Speaker 2: private or public? I went to aivate school.
Speaker 8: It was Saint Mary's College from twenty twenty.
Speaker 7: Before that it was Christian Brothers.
Speaker 1: Did it change its name?
Speaker 3: My school became co ed because.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 5: Do you know?
Speaker 4: The other thing that gets them is a motto, a
Speaker 4: school motto?
Speaker 2: What was it?
Speaker 1: You have to guess if I went to public or private?
Speaker 2: Here we go? What was your modo?
Speaker 1: Saburay or day dare to be wise?
Speaker 2: What was yours?
Speaker 1: Times? I said that in my lafetime zero and.
Speaker 2: Tucking your shirt? That was our morning, Melbourne twenty four
Speaker 2: to nine. This is number one hundred of the girls
Speaker 2: in the office screaming one name this morning.
Speaker 1: Harry, Yeah, Harry Starch.
Speaker 2: Phili Kelly just arrived, going, oh, Friday's the day.
Speaker 3: No, we thought it was going to be Friday yesterday,
Speaker 3: And Philly Keeley said, I'm going to have to take
Speaker 3: a day off. Really what he's going to see at
Speaker 3: home and play his new single on repeat?
Speaker 1: And she was like, yeah, that's exactly right.
Speaker 2: So people do that want to sit there.
Speaker 4: He must be getting on in age now, old Harry,
Speaker 4: because he was always like he was always a teenagers, Like.
Speaker 1: You know what's done the.
Speaker 2: Age game twenty.
Speaker 1: Nine, eight seven or eight twenty nine.
Speaker 5: He's thirty one, is it?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 5: He's getting on in age girls and.
Speaker 1: I are in the same decade. Wonderful. That gets me.
Speaker 4: With the chats, young blood kids, with the chats.
Speaker 1: I mean, more of a chance than you've got.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I've a joid hearing that.
Speaker 3: Eleven Am Friday, Harry Styles new single lock in for
Speaker 3: the weekend. Guys, we're playing that on repeat. Hey, Jase,
Speaker 3: you were off sick yesterday. It was just Clint today.
Speaker 3: So we discussed all the big topics when you went here,
Speaker 3: Like summer romances, holiday romances.
Speaker 2: Do you have one? I had a pash, Yeah, a
Speaker 2: bit of a pash. I need details.
Speaker 3: Yesterday everyone's already heard of We Were You. They were
Speaker 3: on repeat.
Speaker 1: Any way.
Speaker 3: No, not not Cleant in particular, but like summer romances.
Speaker 3: I mean I remember being younger and you go down
Speaker 3: to like a little beach spot like Talkie for a
Speaker 3: couple of weeks over summer, and you meete a boy
Speaker 3: or down to.
Speaker 2: A Florida Carotel Gold Coast caravan path. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you fall in love every summer anyway, a
Speaker 3: little summer romance.
Speaker 1: Never heard anyone.
Speaker 3: Actually, a lot of people have been hurt by them,
Speaker 3: but the heart they can be really fun too. Anyway,
Speaker 3: one of my friends or a few of my friends,
Speaker 3: as we were discussing yesterday, I had little summer flings
Speaker 3: over the summer.
Speaker 2: Wasn't any of your friends of Pash Clint.
Speaker 3: No, No, they're in different countries at the time. Anyway,
Speaker 3: there was a sleepover that happened at my house. The
Speaker 3: next day. I woke up and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: they're sitting by the pool together. There was a sleepover anyway.
Speaker 2: So they both arrived at your We've.
Speaker 1: Been out for dinner.
Speaker 3: A few people came back to our house in the
Speaker 3: afternoon and I went to bed.
Speaker 2: So these two were both single, ved at your holiday
Speaker 2: place and they're staying with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a sleepover anyway, they're lying by the
Speaker 3: pool together. I hadn't met one part of the party before,
Speaker 3: and so in the morning I did what all good
Speaker 3: friends do, and I was doing some research on the
Speaker 3: Instagram there. I was doing a deep dark Instagram stalk.
Speaker 2: Now, can I point out Lauren can find out anything
Speaker 2: about anyone?
Speaker 5: It is in credible.
Speaker 2: It's better than Victoria Bull. It's an amazing skill. You
Speaker 2: should actually work part time for the cops.
Speaker 3: I'm basically a private investigator. You know what, find any
Speaker 3: friends with single girlfriends. We're all the same, We'll find
Speaker 3: out anything.
Speaker 5: Well, did you have digging?
Speaker 1: I want to know about him. Didn't know much about him?
Speaker 3: You scrolled back far enough you see what the ex
Speaker 3: girlfriend looks like?
Speaker 1: Okay, or you might scroll you never know what you're
Speaker 1: going to find. Anyway, They're sitting by.
Speaker 3: The pool, around the pool, and I'm lying in bed
Speaker 3: and I start scrolling. A few videos pop up, start
Speaker 3: watching a few videos.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you were friends with the girl in this party?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And I'm watching these videos and you know, sometimes when
Speaker 3: you watch a video and the audio doesn't work, and
Speaker 3: you're like tapping it, and you're like and sometimes if
Speaker 3: you tap it, it double taps it and it likes
Speaker 3: it when you think you're on muting it.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I didn't do that. I just kept trying
Speaker 1: to turn the volume up. Was working.
Speaker 4: Next video, that little audio the little volume button got
Speaker 4: them right.
Speaker 3: Then you can activate accidentally. Sometimes your phone's on silent.
Speaker 3: That's why anyway I get a message saying, what the
Speaker 3: hell are you doing in there? My phone was connected
Speaker 3: to the bluetooth around the pool where they dang feet,
Speaker 3: where they were lying, and he would have that voice.
Speaker 2: That's someone from my past.
Speaker 3: His videos from two three, four years ago in some instances,
Speaker 3: and then I realized. I was like, oh, my godfather,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to fake my own death. It's the
Speaker 3: only way I'm gonna have to climb out a window
Speaker 3: and leave my own house. So I just went pretended.
Speaker 3: I went back to sleep until they let said to.
Speaker 2: Paul, I can't come out, No one, absolutely not, And.
Speaker 3: I just pretended. I went back to sleep. I closed
Speaker 3: the door, the blunt are down, and I was like, no,
Speaker 3: I'm sleeping.
Speaker 1: Tell him. I took a sleep with them.
Speaker 2: Just that moment, that moment you realize why the audio
Speaker 2: is not coming through.
Speaker 3: It actually was reminiscent of a cartoon where you see
Speaker 3: those bulls with steam coming out of their is. That's
Speaker 3: what I felt. I was like, I'm so hot, I'm
Speaker 3: in a blow agasket.
Speaker 4: Well imagine how he felt He's like, that's the voice
Speaker 4: of God.
Speaker 3: No, he would have gone to his mates and gone,
Speaker 3: they're watching my videos.
Speaker 1: They're into me.
Speaker 2: How far back did you?
Speaker 5: I went?
Speaker 10: Really archives God, summer flingover.
Speaker 1: Not my business. I don't even know who he is.
Speaker 2: I am back for day three. Thank you to you
Speaker 2: and Clint for holding down the thought. Yesterday. I was
Speaker 2: a little bit un well.
Speaker 3: When I got the call saying he's not coming in.
Speaker 3: I was like, no, he's going to turn up with
Speaker 3: a marching band or something ridiculous.
Speaker 5: We're waiting for about somewhere.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, my wife ended up grabbing the kids and
Speaker 2: going down to Mornington for a couple of days.
Speaker 3: So I had the house yourself like he's had a
Speaker 3: he's knocked himself out.
Speaker 2: Everyone thought I went off and just did an absolute
Speaker 2: blinder on.
Speaker 1: Myself, convinced you didn't trust me.
Speaker 2: I didn't. But I was listening to some bits from
Speaker 2: the show yesterday's bits. Yeah, it didn't take me long.
Speaker 2: Can't joking. But there was a comment that one Lauren
Speaker 2: Phillips made and you actually was.
Speaker 3: Actually go back and listen to our show without you
Speaker 3: use psycho.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. I just saw a social video online where
Speaker 2: you're talking about the ins and outs, so twenty times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we want to know your ins and outs, because
Speaker 3: yesterday it was out Jason in Clint.
Speaker 2: We had laugh headphones with cables in. I'm all for itsing.
Speaker 1: You don't lose the ones with the card What about.
Speaker 5: The big ones? They're fine, They're good.
Speaker 2: Now I end up looking like the no over boy.
Speaker 3: When you can't take a call on those unless you
Speaker 3: have a gaming headset with the microphone line.
Speaker 2: That's then all of a sudden, you've got a gaming chair. Anyway.
Speaker 2: You also did make this comment.
Speaker 3: Dick togs in speedos, men in speedos. I don't care
Speaker 3: how old you are, what shape you are?
Speaker 1: Where this speedos?
Speaker 2: You don't care what shape you are, what size you are?
Speaker 3: Thanes what why are you putting on showing me your
Speaker 3: speedos now?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Are you supposed to shock me? I spent all summer
Speaker 3: with you in those dts you did.
Speaker 4: These are new ones. These got big cockatoos on them.
Speaker 1: Small cockatoos. Looks at them?
Speaker 2: Is the brody executive producer comes to me and goes
Speaker 2: C Clint had an idea off the back of yesterday,
Speaker 2: Like you guys come in with your speeders and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm like, of course Clent was all.
Speaker 3: Up, but also I spent he was my sponsored child
Speaker 3: over summer he came and lived.
Speaker 2: Around.
Speaker 5: So these are the big cockatoos. I had the big chilies.
Speaker 2: You had the big chilies, small little kalapenos.
Speaker 1: The rest of the show this you stopped touching yourself around.
Speaker 1: Show me from the backside. Smugglers.
Speaker 10: Smugglers, they're a bit toy. They're very toy on the glutes,
Speaker 10: on the glue because thirty twos, I'm usually I'm usually
Speaker 10: thirty four, so I've got But.
Speaker 2: That's the trend, isn't it where they're more.
Speaker 3: Like the pants around the ankles for me can wear
Speaker 3: their DT's and the speedo's, but not with socks and
Speaker 3: pants around your ankles.
Speaker 2: Do you do this? You do the same with truck
Speaker 2: in the door? Is how we now?
Speaker 1: I reckon fellas, get him out.
Speaker 3: Just have some body positivity.
Speaker 5: We don't know.
Speaker 2: We don't want to see the coat with Albo.
Speaker 3: Everyone's talking about us at the tennis last night with
Speaker 3: all the gully Pops and the boys too. To be honest,
Speaker 3: everyone is talking about the David Victorian, Brooklyn Becker saga.
Speaker 2: I heard Christie Swan talking about this yesterday with Jack.
Speaker 1: The memes on Instagram was so wonderful, So for.
Speaker 2: Anyone living under a rock, the oldest son has come
Speaker 2: out pretty much rippen into the family on the ground.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we spoke about it at length yesterday.
Speaker 3: He did like six page Instagram post about how his
Speaker 3: parents are basically ruined his life and ruined it, trying
Speaker 3: to ruin his marriage and so his distance himself.
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to reconcile.
Speaker 3: And part of it said that his mother hijacked his
Speaker 3: first dance with his wife, Nicola, and she danced so inappropriately.
Speaker 4: Is never he intimated that she was like grinding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we just said it was inappropriates.
Speaker 2: Anyone's seen footage.
Speaker 1: I've seen the memes.
Speaker 2: The memes it.
Speaker 3: Means like every drunk mom at their son's wedding like
Speaker 3: dancing around the dance floor. The meme from uh Someti's glorious. Also,
Speaker 3: he also said that she she was supposed to make
Speaker 3: the dread the wedding dress, and she pulled out at
Speaker 3: the eleventh hour.
Speaker 2: He said.
Speaker 3: Now holes are popping up in his statement because an
Speaker 3: interview has resurfaced from just after their wedding, where her
Speaker 3: stylist in the interview, which was in twenty twenty two, said,
Speaker 3: we worked for over a year with the Valentine the
Speaker 3: team at Valentino to create her dream wedding dress, so
Speaker 3: she didn't pull out at the eleventh.
Speaker 1: Are we believing everything? Are you team Brooklyn or team Victoria?
Speaker 2: I trust you to go with Victoria.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: I'm team Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: Trust you to go.
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: Well, I am a I love an underdog. That's why
Speaker 4: I'm team Harry. He's in William versus Harry, so I'm
Speaker 4: going to go Brooklyn as well.
Speaker 3: You can't find me in Basco. Though she does sound
Speaker 3: a bit psychotic. According to these.
Speaker 4: Parts, you think she's grinding against her son on the
Speaker 4: dead if.
Speaker 1: She's grinding, but surely there.
Speaker 2: Mum's grinding on you at the wedding. That's a that's
Speaker 2: a flag. That's a red flag.
Speaker 3: Have possibly been dirty dancing. It's just you just can't
Speaker 3: do that to your son.
Speaker 2: That's what she did. David would have said, no, well,
Speaker 2: he's probably grinding something else, Sir David as well.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine the in law. It's what they were
Speaker 4: thinking that is postpys and she's.
Speaker 2: Grinding against my now son in law and she was
Speaker 2: too busy to make my daughter's dress.
Speaker 1: She's practicing her dirty dance moves. That's why.
Speaker 2: Imagine that, Oh my the mother in law.
Speaker 3: The mother in laws would hate each other. Imagine Nicholas's
Speaker 3: mother and father.
Speaker 5: And stop right now, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Need somebody with a human touch. Maybe she did a
Speaker 3: fast sirl song.
Speaker 2: We've heard from the Beckhams.
Speaker 3: So David Beckham's been out and about. He had a
Speaker 3: media of it, like I mean, everyone's refreshing their it's
Speaker 3: around feed non stop, trying to see if they make
Speaker 3: a statement.
Speaker 1: But he was at an event yesterday.
Speaker 5: And economic forum in Switzerland.
Speaker 2: Betty regretted going to that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was talking about kids on social media. It's wow,
Speaker 3: bad timing for that, David. He's what he had to say.
Speaker 9: They make mistakes. Children are allowed to make mistakes. That's
Speaker 9: how they learn. So that's what I tried to teach
Speaker 9: my kids. But you know you have to sometimes let
Speaker 9: them make those mistakes as well.
Speaker 2: He doesn't mean major advice.
Speaker 3: Well, what about the drunk mother in law at the
Speaker 3: wedding who also makes mistakes when she bumps and grimes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: now there is no way that there is not a
Speaker 3: video of their wedditsh he is going to have to
Speaker 3: release the tapes.
Speaker 2: No offense I could see is having a few at
Speaker 2: your upcoming wedding and yeah, but having a.
Speaker 3: Dance with She would never and he wouldn't cope with
Speaker 3: it either. Or my brother, My brother would like tongue
Speaker 3: for kick her off.
Speaker 4: About Jase talking about Liz grinding.
Speaker 2: Great, what I love is it wasn't she would never
Speaker 2: because she's not that sort of person. It's she would
Speaker 2: never because people wouldn't react well, like my brother in law,
Speaker 2: my Fields.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that there's got to be a tape. Release the
Speaker 3: tapes Brooklyn, if it really happens.
Speaker 2: We want to send the gundapes Jason Lauren Clint here
Speaker 2: as well. Possible showers later on this afternoon and then
Speaker 2: the rest of the week Blues Scars Sunshine because.
Speaker 3: At Melbourne you can a long weekend, you.
Speaker 2: Can kill off this summer and this long weekend at
Speaker 2: fun Field's Theme Park, Victoria's was but one day holiday destination,
Speaker 2: thrill slides and endless fun await at fun Field's Theme Park.
Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of the little lazy river. They
Speaker 2: got there. It's good, it's not bad. What do you
Speaker 2: call it? There? Slides? Slides?
Speaker 1: Jase likes the lazy river.
Speaker 2: What do you do?
Speaker 1: You just sit in there in the ring yep.
Speaker 2: And then if you come around the bend, the kids
Speaker 2: are like, oh, cool, cool, I'm about to get a ring.
Speaker 2: And then you go, now I'm doing another lap.
Speaker 1: Oh you have to hand them over.
Speaker 2: You don't have to go around again.
Speaker 1: You don't like sharing?
Speaker 2: No, I'm happy to share.
Speaker 1: He's going to be very, very hot.
Speaker 3: Luck you have a swimming pool, Jason, you'll have great little.
Speaker 5: Hotter than it is outside. Turn the heater off.
Speaker 1: He had it on thirty eight degrees.
Speaker 2: I accidentally left it on, yes yeah, thirty eight degrees.
Speaker 2: And on that forty degree day?
Speaker 4: Why you were cook yesterday? You gave yourself a chill
Speaker 4: from being too hot in the pool.
Speaker 2: Third degree bends.
Speaker 3: You put chlorine in your pool? Or are you one
Speaker 3: of those people that just doesn't look after it?
Speaker 2: And then every I'm for anal in the pool. Wow,
Speaker 2: that's doing I mean with the pool, with the pool,
Speaker 2: can well please that we're gonna need that crab?
Speaker 5: No excuse me.
Speaker 1: Maybe that didn't come in.
Speaker 5: That's the promo for the rest of the year.
Speaker 7: Now with the pool, I mean.
Speaker 2: Not much coming back from that.
Speaker 1: You know what is throwing.
Speaker 3: All sorts of parties in his house, if anyone.
Speaker 4: If that's if that's what was going down, I would
Speaker 4: have been sick yesterday to.
Speaker 11: Thank you for for a little bit, because we're just
Speaker 11: getting the replace.
Speaker 2: We're not going to think.
Speaker 5: I meant absolutely getting around you said.
Speaker 2: Do I look after the pool? My point is.
Speaker 3: Say it again, Do you let the pool get like
Speaker 3: overgrown with my story?
Speaker 2: No? No, I'm I'm I'm very particular. Of course, we
Speaker 2: all with the pool, like I make sure the levels
Speaker 2: are right and we don't have to do you know
Speaker 2: what the grabs not.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we can.
Speaker 3: Sorry, you have to listen, not only listening to that,
Speaker 3: but you had to visualize.
Speaker 1: It's my problem.
Speaker 3: I'm just in the forty degree pool, ben over to
Speaker 3: test the water with the strips.
Speaker 1: Stop saying, bend with the strips, talking like you know.
Speaker 1: The show needs to end immediately.
Speaker 5: Hunting Jason's career just.
Speaker 1: Catch him on only fans anyway.
Speaker 2: The point is feel free to swim. The water's fine,
Speaker 2: it's all tested. The p H is perfect.
Speaker 5: We need just just a little you know what, kids
Speaker 5: keep out, Let's play it.
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, I'm for an with you know.
Speaker 2: I'm full.
Speaker 11: It's thank you for these and Lauren.
Speaker 3: Lauren wake up feeling good following them on the socials.