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Speaker 1: Happy Monday guys.

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Speaker 2: On to the fits of you MEP podcasts. Have you

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Speaker 2: had a great weekend. We've got a there's a bit.

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Speaker 1: Of a chuck laugh.

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Speaker 2: Here's a British MP, a politician by the name of

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Speaker 2: Neil Parish.

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Speaker 1: Now, Neil, you don't do this, Neil, and I know

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Speaker 1: Parliament time can get really really boring.

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Speaker 2: And question time can Obviously you're sitting there going through

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Speaker 2: your phone, obviously doing a bit of research, but unfortunately

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Speaker 2: Neil's been looking at some pretty explicit content.

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Speaker 3: Now you should not be doing that, not in a

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Speaker 3: public forum, not in an inappropriate space. Only at home,

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Speaker 3: possibly on your large screen when your family's out. They

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Speaker 3: could be down at the park getting an ice cream

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Speaker 3: and you've only got ten minutes or so. I mean,

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Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know what you know that

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Speaker 3: you're a professional in the area. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: But the thing is he said he was trying to

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Speaker 2: look for or equipment to buy for the farm. Wow,

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Speaker 2: so he was looking for tractors out of farming women. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 2: come across this website. You're gonna hear his coming up soon,

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Speaker 2: his apology. He's had to retire. But yeah, we'll do

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Speaker 2: that very soon.

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Speaker 1: Throwing it out there.

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Speaker 3: If you've caught somebody cheating through a photo that may

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Speaker 3: have appeared and then the background there was something going on.

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Speaker 3: One woman, to her disappointment, has broken up with her

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Speaker 3: current husband. That's gone, that's done and dusted. Natalie her

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Speaker 3: name is. She was going through a couple of old

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Speaker 3: photos and she thought, let's have a look at good

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Speaker 3: times and she went with her husband and the kids

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Speaker 3: to good old Disneyland on Earth. Not for her, really,

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Speaker 3: not for her. Splash Mountain, very popular ride. Guys jumping

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Speaker 3: the old log, Jumping the log and go down the ride.

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Speaker 1: Love the long ride? Hmm, love it?

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Speaker 3: What else happened?

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Speaker 1: Way up the top, you get down the bottom, everyone

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Speaker 1: gets wet. Yeah again, that's beauty is the issue.

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Speaker 3: Can I remind everybody on the log ride when you

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Speaker 3: take off and head towards the water, make sure you

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Speaker 3: put your hands in the air and scream because we're

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Speaker 3: going to take a photo of you.

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Speaker 1: The old hubbies hands weren't in the air. The hubby's

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Speaker 1: hands were on the nanny that came along to help

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Speaker 1: out at Disneyland that day, and.

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Speaker 3: His hands were the hands there all her legs is

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Speaker 3: as you'll see there, that's the nanny. The two kids

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Speaker 3: are sitting in front.

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Speaker 1: And she's leaning in and she's gone the snuggle.

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Speaker 3: The wife then went through other photos. The wife did

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Speaker 3: not go on the ride, didn't want her, so she

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Speaker 3: stayed behind. There the kids in the front, and there's

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Speaker 3: good old hands he dad one road back in the

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Speaker 3: log ride, making sure that the nanny is feeling safe

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Speaker 3: and secure on such a.

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Speaker 4: Wild drive by holding his luck.

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Speaker 1: Nanny strikes again.

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Speaker 3: The nanny strikes again.

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Speaker 4: Why would you get a nanny?

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Speaker 3: The widest, the wildest ride at the park was actually

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Speaker 3: the nanny the dead discovered. Wow, the worst ride was

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Speaker 3: probably the ride home in the car after the wife

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Speaker 3: has seen the photo. Love to know if you've been

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Speaker 3: caught on camera. I mean, I don't know what this

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Speaker 3: car was thinking what a fall?

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Speaker 5: Well he would have thought, you know what, he's seven

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Speaker 5: minutes where I can get a cheeky grope in.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh my god, it's so dark in here, and

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Speaker 3: we'll put your hands in front of your place mate,

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Speaker 3: stick them in the air where we can see them.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's so scary. Hold me tightly, well,

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Speaker 3: don't hold me there it's not going to help anybody.

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Speaker 1: That's not the safety bar.

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Speaker 4: You know, it sucked into him. That's just awesome.

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Speaker 3: But she didn't realize on the day. The wife had

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Speaker 3: no idea. It was only you know, a few weeks

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Speaker 3: later when she wanted to show one of her friends.

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Speaker 3: We had such a good time.

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Speaker 4: I'm a friend.

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Speaker 1: It should see the photos.

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Speaker 4: Do you know what that is?

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Speaker 5: When you say, do you know what? If you two

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Speaker 5: want to be together, you be together with the kids.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to the day spar see you in eight hours.

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Speaker 5: You look after the children.

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Speaker 2: I wonder if anyone because you do need evidence, and

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Speaker 2: that's why private investigators get hired as well to go out.

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Speaker 1: There just to give you evidence that they're with somebody else.

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Speaker 1: It's got to be careful too, though.

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Speaker 3: I mean. I took a photo of a female that

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Speaker 3: works here at Nova out at the work drinks right,

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Speaker 3: and the angle of what the photo was made it

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Speaker 3: look like she was making up with somebody.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right.

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Speaker 4: How could you do that to someone?

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Speaker 5: And why would they stick around and work on other

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Speaker 5: TVs with you after you try to do that?

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Speaker 3: Purely the angle of the photo looking at you. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 3: you do not know the fut I'm talking about? Ryan?

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Speaker 1: No, was it Sarah?

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Speaker 4: Do you not know this?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: It was.

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Speaker 5: Beauty And then he bloody circulates it as a laugh

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Speaker 5: and I'm like, whoa, no, no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 3: No, no, don't mention their name.

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Speaker 4: Is not happy with that, gag.

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Speaker 1: Leave Peg out of this.

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Speaker 3: It was just a wild photo. It's just the angle,

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Speaker 3: those says. And you were innocent on that occasion.

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Speaker 4: It was like fifteen people we were sitting together.

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Speaker 3: At Unlike other occasions, you were innocent that time.

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Speaker 1: See the other one.

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Speaker 2: I would like to know if you have heard that

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Speaker 2: your partner is hooked up with someone at a bar

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Speaker 2: or a nightclub, can you then go to this establishment

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Speaker 2: and say, can I see vision? I doubt that they

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Speaker 2: would have the time to go through with you.

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Speaker 3: But you have to go in there and say, hey,

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Speaker 3: I lost my watch or something on the night it

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Speaker 3: was around ten thirty.

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Speaker 2: In the corner of Can have a look at that

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Speaker 2: footage because you get a lot of those ace. I'm

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Speaker 2: so sorry to tell you, mate, but I just saw

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Speaker 2: your wife. She was at a bar and she was

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Speaker 2: kissing some guy in the corner.

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Speaker 1: Yeap, what's there?

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Speaker 2: I would say exact time had happened, and I would

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Speaker 2: go back and do that thing.

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Speaker 3: Terry's on the Central coast, Terry, what happened? Buddy?

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Speaker 6: I I guys, I try to a max and you know,

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Speaker 6: all I come across a couple of photos on Facebook.

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Speaker 6: He's a pre curious position with a whole bunch of

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Speaker 6: young ladies, you know, some of them kissing me on

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Speaker 2: And you know, but that was just the r Were

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Speaker 2: they just clients.

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Speaker 6: Well they were. They all jumped out of the cabin.

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Speaker 6: They all wanted to take a photo, and you know,

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Speaker 6: I volunteered to take photos, so they all got in

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Speaker 6: and after the couple of photos for then they decided

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Speaker 3: And when women treat men like a piece of meat,

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Speaker 3: it's discussed.

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Speaker 1: Terry got a.

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Speaker 7: Toweling photos out there doing that?

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Speaker 1: Kerry, how do you explain that? Is that? That is

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Speaker 1: a real tough one. Did you get it up? Were

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Speaker 1: you in the dog box for a while? Did you

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Speaker 1: get it over the line?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, understood that.

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Speaker 6: Like my my nature is helpful and.

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Speaker 4: Nice and helpful, helpful.

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Speaker 2: Just what I was doing taking your belt off and

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Speaker 2: undoing your Oh, Terry would never do that, and it's

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Speaker 2: an automatic, it's not a manual.

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Speaker 3: I have a lot.

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Speaker 6: I have a lot of stories of women get completely

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Speaker 6: naked in the back of the texting as well?

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Speaker 3: Is that that that's some of your best work, Terry?

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Speaker 3: And do you tell your wife that or just Sydney

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Speaker 3: on radio?

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Speaker 6: She doesn't.

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Speaker 3: R well it it felt like a holiday after your

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Speaker 3: holiday plan you get away now and make up for

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Speaker 3: Booking cancelation windows apply. What if it's Ozzie for travel.

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Speaker 2: I need to talk about a British MP who has

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Speaker 2: had to quit over the weekend. His name is Neil Parrish.

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Speaker 2: He's a conservative. Oh well, Neil wasn't too conservative when

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Speaker 2: he was looking at his phone in parliament.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: But the weird thing about this as well.

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Speaker 2: It says here that he was watching it at the

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Speaker 2: he must have been in a line waiting to vote,

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Speaker 2: and then there was a camera in Parliament looking down

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Speaker 2: his phone.

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Speaker 1: The thing is.

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Speaker 2: There was explicit material on his phone. Sarah, he was

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Speaker 2: watching a video.

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Speaker 3: Now did it come up or was he actually watching it?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so we need to go through this because he

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Speaker 2: says he was searching online.

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Speaker 1: For vehicles for his family farm. Right, that's a kinky subcategory.

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Speaker 1: This is him trying to explain it.

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Speaker 9: Funnily enough, it was tracked as I was looking at

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Speaker 9: and so I did get into another website that had

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Speaker 9: a sort of very similar name, and I watched it

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Speaker 9: for a bit, which I shouldn't have done.

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Speaker 1: So well.

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Speaker 3: The guy mac Garny's knees at the back of that car.

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Speaker 4: This is what I was favorite.

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Speaker 2: This is what I was trying to work out. Was

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Speaker 2: it someone making love to attractor? Was it a couple

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Speaker 2: who really love the countryside and decided to as next

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Speaker 2: to it?

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Speaker 1: There's some hot tractors.

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Speaker 4: Wouldn't it be animals on a farm?

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Speaker 1: Sarah's going into the beast reality category over here.

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Speaker 4: And the animals together. Oh, okay, check yourself at the gate.

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Speaker 3: I sometimes when I see a brand new John Deere

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Speaker 3: or a new Holland, I just in all sorts. I'm

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Speaker 3: ripping my clothes off and I'm running up to those

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Speaker 3: big wheels and needing more.

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Speaker 1: See, the thing is that he watched it quickly. It

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Speaker 1: popped up.

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Speaker 2: You if you're not, if you're looking for tractors and

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Speaker 2: something else pops up, you would then go.

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Speaker 1: To my crime.

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Speaker 9: The biggest crime is that on another occasion, I went

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Speaker 9: in a second time.

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Speaker 3: And that was deliberately.

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Speaker 1: That was deliberate, so honest. They watched it again.

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Speaker 2: See now a lot of people are saying, how can

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Speaker 2: you search for track and what does come up?

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Speaker 1: And someone said, corn Hub, it's not bad.

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Speaker 3: I get it, I get it. It's really good.

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Speaker 2: Someone said, instead of the House of Representatives, it could

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Speaker 2: be the hands of representative.

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Speaker 1: So was he googling? He might have been.

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Speaker 2: He may have had a new tractor and he was looking.

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Speaker 1: Was he looking for Did he accidentally look for massive

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Speaker 3: Look at the shine on those upcaps.

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Speaker 1: Farmer wants a WiFi. That's not bad, it's not bad.

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Speaker 1: So he went to the site, had a look and.

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Speaker 3: Went, oh, that's a bit different. I wasn't expecting that

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Speaker 3: clicked off it. Maybe did search tractors and they went oh,

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Speaker 1: Back to it is that crime? Would you whoa? You

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Speaker 1: would instantly go whoa? What was that? And then would

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Speaker 2: He could have been looking for his favorite country musician,

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Speaker 2: Girth Brooks.

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Speaker 3: Big Boy, Big Boy.

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Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. But I don't know why. In par I

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Speaker 1: know it, it's boring.

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Speaker 2: Parliament comp can be merely boring, I understand, But do

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Speaker 2: you honestly really.

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Speaker 1: Have to watch explicit material while you're in there?

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Speaker 3: MDGs be fan of Clarkson's farm. I mean, I don't

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Speaker 3: Clarkson's farm. That is anybody else? A great subcad.

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Speaker 1: In the morning, it's Monday. Fund me somewhere day Monday.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, punyeaday Monday. Your little beauty guys, you know how

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Speaker 3: this works? Will give you a story. We then need

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Speaker 3: your movie puns, movie title puns. Here's the story. This

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Speaker 3: is disgusting for you're eating your breakfast right now. I

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Speaker 3: apologize in advance. And Eatery has been shut down for

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Speaker 3: serving somosas how I say it and snacks, well, Tom,

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Speaker 3: I Wasn'tmosa or Somosa's.

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Speaker 2: I'm not a big fan of the Somosa. I love

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Speaker 3: Just pluralism, is that all it is I'm dealing with.

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Speaker 3: They were preparing food in the.

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Speaker 1: Toilet, so this is this was their kitchen space.

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Speaker 3: This was their kitchen space yet and their washroom. They

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Speaker 3: even had expired items like cheese and meat that was

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Speaker 3: well past the years by date rotting. And when they

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Speaker 2: Do you remember that, wow, that story we did on

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Speaker 2: the Menulog. I think it was menu Log and there

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Speaker 2: on fire. They found out it was just some mom

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Speaker 2: at home. So she was cooking up these amazing rogan

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Speaker 2: Josh's and everyone was nobody knew and all these drivers

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Speaker 3: Who wants to kick it off? Guys easy one This morning,

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Speaker 3: I thought I'm not going to go I am not

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Speaker 1: I am not going to go disgusting.

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Speaker 5: Well, then I'll go first, let me do it. Ten

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Speaker 5: things ahead about.

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Speaker 1: That's not that I don't want to go disgusting.

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Speaker 3: I says it's really cheap.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go drum roll place and fly make fly.

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Speaker 1: Bacteria to the future.

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Speaker 3: Says you shouldn't have cheapened it. Can I have a

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Speaker 3: drum roll sure shat redemption?

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Speaker 2: If you've already done that, you've done that before, you

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Speaker 2: have done sure shat redemption?

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Speaker 4: I reckon, you have to.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, lift the bar if we're playing that,

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Speaker 2: if we're playing in the guddle, let's stay there.

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Speaker 1: This classic shat nado.

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Speaker 4: Do you hate yourself?

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Speaker 1: That would be an amazing trouble. Well, I won't do

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Speaker 1: the cable guy. I will do it. Look, Julie Andrews,

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Speaker 1: it's hairy.

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Speaker 2: Poop and stayed shot at the moment.

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Speaker 1: Nathan and Kim's creek. Here's your drum roll, rather poie.

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Speaker 1: Well it's a dish as.

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Speaker 3: Well, is it well done?

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Speaker 2: Robert in Seven Hills, here's your drum roll.

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Speaker 10: One flew over the pooh poo neck.

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Speaker 3: I can see exactly what you've done. There.

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Speaker 1: Robert, you should be very proud of yourself.

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Speaker 2: Baic effected, you should be very proud rob in BONDI,

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Speaker 2: what's your punk?

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Speaker 1: Pat?

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Speaker 8: We had Mark Wahlberg.

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Speaker 1: And there was the crappening.

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Speaker 3: Happening?

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Speaker 1: Are the happening? Yes? I do remember that movie. Pat,

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Speaker 1: don't hate yourself work. Steven Rouse Hill, what's your punt?

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Speaker 8: Forrest dump?

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Speaker 3: Steve. I'm proud of you. Your mum and dad still

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Speaker 3: love you, and the rest of the family think you're okay,

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Speaker 3: well done, Steve.

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Speaker 1: Run forest and has a different meaning.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it does completely.

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Speaker 1: Luke in Moore Bank, what's your punt?

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Speaker 8: That's a diarrhea of a winky kid.

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Speaker 1: That's really good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can hear that. Look that is really buddy.

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Speaker 1: And to finish it off, cam in Reevesby, what's your punt?

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Speaker 4: I really like Nathan and Luke I think we're going

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Speaker 4: to go.

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Speaker 1: Luke, congratulations.

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Speaker 2: We have a possum problem in our house at the

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Speaker 2: moment made it. You know what, when they it must

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Speaker 2: be a family because once they get going and they

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Speaker 2: get out of there really quick. Because we've got a dog,

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Speaker 2: he goes up and sniffs around. They can hear the

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Speaker 2: dog coming up the stairs.

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Speaker 3: Man, do they you're in the ceiling?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and they make this What have you got? The

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Speaker 1: noise of a.

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Speaker 3: Very different average very good, but.

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Speaker 1: It's this this screeching set that when they fight, the

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Speaker 1: sound is horrid. We grew up with a lot of possums.

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Speaker 2: So we woke up yesterday and we took the dog

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Speaker 2: for a walk early at about six am, and Daddy

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Speaker 2: possum was on the road. Daddy possums go on. So

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Speaker 2: have a look at the size of Daddy possum. Now

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Speaker 2: I knew it was Daddy possum because there was a

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Speaker 2: couple of laggots hanging out the end.

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Speaker 4: There and expect the carcass.

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Speaker 2: I have a look at the size of the teeth.

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Speaker 2: It's nearly as big as our dog.

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Speaker 3: A ringtail that.

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Speaker 4: Would have been at that's hit it or something ringing.

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Speaker 2: I need some advice, though. Can I get into trouble

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Speaker 2: for this, because unfortunately I'm married to a woman by

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Speaker 2: the name of Belinda Irons, who cannot You know, you

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Speaker 2: cannot kill any animal and if there is a dead

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Speaker 1: Side of the road, we need a proper burial for it.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, you're not going to bury that thing.

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Speaker 1: So then I.

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Speaker 2: Find myself across the road with a shovel. Oh my God,

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Speaker 2: to please my wife, because she's a bit emotional. She

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Speaker 2: can't watch this. Can you please a proper burial for

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Speaker 2: the possum. She can't watch it, so I start digging

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Speaker 2: as soon as she goes inside. I said, this possum

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Speaker 2: is massive. I felt like I was mister in between.

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Speaker 2: I was getting rid of a body.

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Speaker 1: Yep, and I thought people were driving past.

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Speaker 4: Sarah because I don't think you could just dig up.

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Speaker 1: Fake grass out in the backyard, so I can't do

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Speaker 3: So you're doing it on the nature strip.

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Speaker 2: Like there's a tiny little nature strip across the road.

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Speaker 2: And I started digging down and I hit rock straight away.

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Speaker 1: I said, I'm not going to do this, so I

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Speaker 1: put it into a garbage bag.

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Speaker 4: To a cruise ship.

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Speaker 1: Went over.

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Speaker 2: There was a family looking to get onto a cruise ship.

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Speaker 2: I said, come over here, I'll just sort out your

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Speaker 2: parks era and just offloaded it into a bin. That may,

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Speaker 2: of course, that's fine, but I heard with possums you

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Speaker 2: can't because when you catch possums you can't just let

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Speaker 2: them go.

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Speaker 1: You've got to dry.

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Speaker 3: Twenty k's so as they come back, they come straight back.

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Speaker 3: You need to take them far enough away that they

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Speaker 3: won't know how to get home.

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Speaker 4: What if you put butter on their paws different see

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Speaker 4: the other thing like you do with cats.

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Speaker 1: That's weird.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think that, ties In says, I don't

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Speaker 3: see anybody just getting getting what's up? But we like

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Speaker 3: tar pack. They ate nine dollars for it the other day,

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Speaker 3: by the way, criminal, so I'm not dipping a possum's

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Speaker 3: foot a low pack.

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Speaker 2: You'll do it again though, Yeah, well, I love it made.

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Speaker 1: Possums are terrible, like they're so hard.

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Speaker 3: We've got a.

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Speaker 1: Possum lady around our area, Cindy.

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Speaker 3: I think her name is is in Rose, yes, and

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Speaker 3: she because we've had possum issues where they fall off

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Speaker 3: the top of the house. And we found one that

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Speaker 3: was on the ground the other day and the ants

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Speaker 3: were getting to it but it was still alive. So

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Speaker 3: we rang the lady who turned up. She was to

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Speaker 3: going to try and save this. Then we found a

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Speaker 3: tiny one that had sort of fallen out of the pouch,

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Speaker 3: you know, two centimet as long. And then we called

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Speaker 3: Cindy again. She came around to get that. She's round

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Speaker 3: nearly every day. She went up to the boys' school.

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Speaker 3: The other day they found a little possum in the yard.

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Speaker 1: Did they get electrocuted?

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Speaker 3: Is that what happens?

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Speaker 5: I think sometimes they're up on the wires and they

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Speaker 5: bite through them and stuff.

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Speaker 2: But always said, don't you have to be touching the

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Speaker 2: ground to be electrocuted with If he touched two wives

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Speaker 2: at the same time, if you grounded for it to

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Speaker 2: go through your body.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what a friend of ours.

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Speaker 1: He had a huge possum issue at his house and

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Speaker 1: I went round.

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Speaker 4: I shouldn't say this, we're halfway through the story.

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Speaker 1: I went round there one day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and there was just there was a Hessian bag

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Speaker 3: attached to the exhaust of the car. He was putting

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Speaker 3: the possum to sleep. You didn't know what else to

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Speaker 3: do with it.

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Speaker 1: That's that's cruel. He thought it was so away.

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Speaker 3: He thought it was the most humane, humane way of

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Speaker 3: doing it, well, not.

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Speaker 4: The human ways to give them a said tip with.

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Speaker 3: The other options, filling a garbageman full of water. You know,

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Speaker 3: I think.

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Speaker 1: That's you just something p c A or something. I

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Speaker 3: I don't think the rspc A'll turn up to collect

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Speaker 3: a possum.

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Speaker 4: They will for a kangaroo.

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Speaker 3: That's different.

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Speaker 4: You're not really catch.

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Speaker 2: If you catch a possum, you can't kill it yourself, no,

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Speaker 2: but to hand it over.

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Speaker 1: That's what it should do.

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Speaker 3: Or Peter the possum man, you don't care.

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Speaker 1: You don't kill, do not and should.

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Speaker 3: Not and it is illegal. And that's what I said

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Speaker 3: to him. I cannot do that.

453
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Speaker 1: Man.

454
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Speaker 3: I've got a call from Anna Andrew, Andrew.

455
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,360
Speaker 1: And really can you help us out here? Andrew? Hello Andrew.

456
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:53,520
Speaker 6: With the game, I'm in peril and law you're not

457
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,040
Speaker 6: allowed to do any of that sort.

458
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,240
Speaker 3: Of stuff about you shouldn't.

459
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Speaker 10: The law is you're only allowed basically fifty to one

460
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:08,600
Speaker 10: hundred meters and to re release it from your house.

461
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:13,360
Speaker 10: Basically you've got to find all the holes, touch all

462
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Speaker 10: the holes up and basically, yeah, it's.

463
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Speaker 3: Always what do you what do you mean, Andrew? You're

464
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,439
Speaker 3: not allowed to drive twenty k's out of town with

465
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,800
Speaker 3: the pust them in the cage and let it go

466
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:24,359
Speaker 3: in the park.

467
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:29,760
Speaker 10: I don't, I know it sounds weird.

468
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:30,919
Speaker 1: Andrew.

469
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Speaker 4: What are you supposed to do? Then? What's what's the

470
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,160
Speaker 4: top thing to do.

471
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,280
Speaker 3: With the holes of your house?

472
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,560
Speaker 5: But don't you if you can't remove it, what you

473
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,440
Speaker 5: have to call someone like you to come and deal

474
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:39,719
Speaker 5: with it?

475
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:40,600
Speaker 1: Yeah?

476
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,240
Speaker 2: Correct, So if you but Andrew, don't they just give

477
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,200
Speaker 2: you let it one hundred meters down the road?

478
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Speaker 1: It just come back and get back in your ro

479
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:47,960
Speaker 1: It is.

480
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,840
Speaker 10: It is a very weird rule that they've got the

481
00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:55,200
Speaker 10: best controllers that we can touch them, but you can't

482
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,120
Speaker 10: release them any further than.

483
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:03,360
Speaker 3: Andrew, bait do you put in their mate in the traps.

484
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:04,800
Speaker 1: To catch me?

485
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,960
Speaker 10: This year? Is fruit any good apple?

486
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:08,000
Speaker 2: Really?

487
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:08,440
Speaker 10: Right?

488
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:12,440
Speaker 1: Beautiful?

489
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,720
Speaker 2: Well, Andrew, there's a dead one in a bin and

490
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:16,480
Speaker 2: boomin if you need anything to do.

491
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:22,119
Speaker 10: Today around your area, But I can't help.

492
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,080
Speaker 1: You today, thanks Andrew.

493
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:27,400
Speaker 2: When there's a few others up there, I got plenty bananas,

494
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:32,080
Speaker 2: thanks mate. Actually, just want to talk about this bus driver.

495
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,359
Speaker 2: The reason why I do have to bring it up

496
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:36,320
Speaker 2: because it reminded me of a story that may be

497
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,240
Speaker 2: quite sad as well. He was learning this bus driver

498
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:43,159
Speaker 2: to drive. He had the old driver training on and

499
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:46,520
Speaker 2: unfortunately didn't go too well because he drove the bus

500
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:51,080
Speaker 2: into the Mortdale Hotel in front of everyone who was

501
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,119
Speaker 2: having a few beers in the front bier, in the

502
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 2: front bar.

503
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,159
Speaker 1: There was Pauline. There was she?

504
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:56,600
Speaker 3: Was she shouting at the bar?

505
00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:00,480
Speaker 2: Was she hancing at the front bar shouting everyone? He

506
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 2: might have been on the trail, but you know what

507
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 2: they he was told to go away and maybe learn

508
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,199
Speaker 2: a little bit more. And he was told by the

509
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,880
Speaker 2: company mate, while you're there, maybe go.

510
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,119
Speaker 1: To Spec Savers because we think you've got a problem

511
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,160
Speaker 1: with your eyes. He's actually wearing.

512
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:20,639
Speaker 2: Glasses in that shot, and it actually brought back memories.

513
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:22,240
Speaker 1: I didn't know this.

514
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've told you this before, but

515
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 2: when I was at there, like Crows.

516
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,440
Speaker 1: I was told, you've got to go get a physio session, right,

517
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,479
Speaker 1: You're going to go see this guy for a physio session.

518
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:32,959
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no worries.

519
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,679
Speaker 2: So I rocked up to this place and it was

520
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:38,280
Speaker 2: Spec Savers and I got my eyes tested and I

521
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,560
Speaker 2: didn't know and I thought every every player on the

522
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 2: team was getting it.

523
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 1: So I got my eyes tested and the guy goes, yeah,

524
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Speaker 1: you're fine, twenty twenty. Your vision's perfect. Well done. I'll

525
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 1: go back to the club and tell them I was told.

526
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,680
Speaker 1: I was told after because I was dropping so many marks.

527
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 1: They thought your eyes were gone to speak savors to

528
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Speaker 1: get my eyes.

529
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,440
Speaker 4: Wow, So you just.

530
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,880
Speaker 2: Thinking that I was going to get these I don't

531
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 2: know I was going to wear glasses.

532
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 1: Or didn't work.

533
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 3: Josh Gibson, famous footballer on Celebrity Apprentice. His eyes and

534
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 3: his sight terrible. So that's why he's a backman. Don't

535
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 3: give him a shot int of goal. I can't see it.

536
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 1: He puts his fist up to stick your arm in

537
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,680
Speaker 1: the air, sunt and keep hitting that ball and look.

538
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:23,200
Speaker 1: I know.

539
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 2: I was made aware yesterday as well by a lot

540
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 2: of people on Twitter, and I totally understand now that

541
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 2: there was a record broken in the AFL by a

542
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:35,639
Speaker 2: player called Darcy.

543
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,720
Speaker 1: Fort from the Brisbane lines.

544
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 2: Now, I had no idea about this record that I

545
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:43,520
Speaker 2: was holding with three other players, yep, because you know,

546
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,639
Speaker 2: if I did know about it, we had heard about it.

547
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,639
Speaker 2: You would have heard about it every second for the

548
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 2: past ten years.

549
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:49,680
Speaker 1: So Sarah, it was.

550
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:55,160
Speaker 2: Career goals, So kicking goals without kicking her behind all right,

551
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,920
Speaker 2: so without missing. And I was on eleven with Zach

552
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 2: Merritt and Will Snell for such a long time and

553
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:06,159
Speaker 2: this darcy foot bloke from the Brisbane Lines, he was

554
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 2: having a shot yesterday.

555
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 1: He was on eleven as well.

556
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 2: It was a really hard shot and they thought he's

557
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,880
Speaker 2: not going to get it, and he bloody nailed it over.

558
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 1: My record record gone, it's gone.

559
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 3: So in this here, how many goals did you kick

560
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 3: in your career?

561
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,719
Speaker 1: Twenty three right in eighteen games?

562
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 3: Yep?

563
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,080
Speaker 4: Is that a lot?

564
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 1: No, it's pretty No, not really.

565
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 3: Here's the thing, mate, I don't want you to feel

566
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:31,479
Speaker 3: beaten up over losing this record because you look at

567
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 3: your career, you've still got tell me if I'm wrong.

568
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:38,879
Speaker 3: You've still got the under eleven long job is it

569
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 3: long job or triple jump?

570
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 4: Is it long jump?

571
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 3: Long jomp? Yeah, you've still got your long jump record.

572
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 3: So don't feel bad about what happened yesterday. World under

573
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,320
Speaker 3: the young boy Darcy and the twelve goals.

574
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Speaker 1: Someone did that.

575
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 2: The record's five five meters twenty four under tens. Yep,

576
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 2: a kid got five nineteen Will.

577
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 4: Shivers, He's on you, No, thank you, that's not coming

578
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 4: it is my.

579
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,199
Speaker 2: Mission now for the rest of my life, just to

580
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,920
Speaker 2: track each state around Australia. And if there's a kid

581
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 2: coming up in the undertens who's got a bit of potential.

582
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,880
Speaker 4: Hello, Tanya home will I'll go up.

583
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 2: Yep, I'll go up onto the grassy. No long wing

584
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 2: the little kid. If he's coming in to jump.

585
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 3: It's he's in the stands with a baseball bat. Good

586
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:21,640
Speaker 3: luck everyone today.

587
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 1: It's only a slug gun much.

588
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 2: Pedestrian TV did this great little bit on how to

589
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 2: pitch a movie night for a date without setting off

590
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 2: the creep alarm because it's a fine art.

591
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,159
Speaker 1: Now, you guys know how much I love the movies,

592
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 1: and I've.

593
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 2: Always said you guys have scolded me when I've said this,

594
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 2: but I think the perfect first date is going to

595
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:46,120
Speaker 2: the cinema watching a movie and I know you don't

596
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 2: talk for two hours, but then afterwards you can dissect

597
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 2: the movie. You sit down and go and have a

598
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 2: drink afterwards, talk about the movie, find was your favorite performance.

599
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 3: I find post movie chat really bland and boring.

600
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it takes the pressure off. You get that

601
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 5: like a two hour window to not have to chat.

602
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's not the whole idea of getting to

603
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:06,640
Speaker 3: know someone, but you have.

604
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 4: A pre chat long breather, then you can pick up

605
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 4: where you left.

606
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 3: Off, not unless you're kind of working the funny angle

607
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 3: throughout the movie, making jokes as it goes along, little

608
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 3: fair bit of that gear.

609
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 2: You Also, it's a great moment for two hours to

610
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 2: sit next to someone just to see if the chemistry.

611
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,679
Speaker 3: Is the hand on the inner thigh.

612
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 2: You can't help yourself going over and touching the other

613
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 2: person's hands. You know, I'm really attracted to this person.

614
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 3: You're right, you can set up the kiss, can't it?

615
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 3: Because the amount of hand holding and fondling during the film,

616
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 3: if there hasn't been a kiss yet, is a very

617
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 3: good indicator of how the night make.

618
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,879
Speaker 1: I So some of their pitches don't lead with it.

619
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 2: They disagree with going in for the first date as

620
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 2: a movie.

621
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: They're also talking about.

622
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 2: Watching a movie at home. I think asking someone to

623
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,679
Speaker 2: come over to your house to watch a movie is

624
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 2: a pretty between moved when it.

625
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 4: Is my first date with Gary on my.

626
00:27:56,640 --> 00:28:00,640
Speaker 1: Couch, it was did that lead to something else?

627
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 3: For me?

628
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,159
Speaker 5: So he said, you want to come around pizza and

629
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,919
Speaker 5: wine and I'd been at a Christmas party, so I

630
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 5: was pretty full.

631
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 4: And yeah, I came with a kiss.

632
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:11,399
Speaker 1: No, not that not.

633
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:13,919
Speaker 4: There was nothing.

634
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:14,439
Speaker 3: Any hand holding.

635
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 5: We sat on the couch and chatted. I don't even

636
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,199
Speaker 5: know if we watch a movie. I think it ended

637
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 5: up just you know, when you can't look something.

638
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 1: Do you remember the movie Sarah?

639
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 3: And what about when you said goodbye? Just a quick kiss?

640
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 4: That was fun? See you later.

641
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 2: So the big one they say here, though, is choose

642
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 2: your movie wisely.

643
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 1: And this is the thing.

644
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 2: If you're going to the cinema, you don't have a

645
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 2: huge choice to No, not at all.

646
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 3: Can I I was so keen on this girl right

647
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 3: chased her forever. Finally found the courage to ask her

648
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 3: to a movie. And it was in a small town,

649
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 3: so they only had a twenty eight seater. I said,

650
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,239
Speaker 3: let's go and see a movie and we'll go out

651
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 3: for dinner afterwards.

652
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 4: Where were you in a small town?

653
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 3: I get around, man, I was just checking on country towns.

654
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 4: You'd be the worst first in the movie because you

655
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 4: get sweaty palms.

656
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 3: Not at all. We went to see Passion of the Crust.

657
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 1: Man.

658
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 3: What an idiot. I don't know why I did that?

659
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 4: Did you think it was a little bit of a

660
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 4: rom com?

661
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 3: No, I knew what the end when I saw The Titanic,

662
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 3: and I knew what was going to happen. Iceberg I was.

663
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 1: It was just it was.

664
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 3: The wrong movie to go to and it ruined the night.

665
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: Ruined violent.

666
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 4: So heavily religious, Wishy was.

667
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 1: Did you know what he's done?

668
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 3: How do you walk out of that and keep the

669
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 3: energy high?

670
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: You's just seen the word passion and he thought he

671
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: was going to be passion her.

672
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm completely misread that. So what do you want

673
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 3: to do afterwards? That is by Bible?

674
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 1: He's a no guy.

675
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 2: I actually went and so I think this is an

676
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 2: amazing Australian movie. But I I saw two different couples

677
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 2: walk out of the cinema halfway through and that was snowwn.

678
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it too much.

679
00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 2: Barrel, which is the serial Killers in South Australia and

680
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 2: it's a true story, and so you know that this

681
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 2: actually happened and people were leaving the cinemas halfway through.

682
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 2: That was the one where remember Dicky did a movie

683
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 2: review on it on the Today Show and he gave

684
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 2: it one out of five minutes. Said, I know it's true,

685
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 2: but this is just you can horrible this movie.

686
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 3: So if that was your date movie, then that's a disaster.

687
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 3: You're not getting it back after that. One.

688
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 1: Don't know if a movie ruined a.

689
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 2: Relationship, Aaron in Wollongong. What movie ruined your first date?

690
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 8: Mate? Fight Club?

691
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 2: Oh right, great movie, but I don't know if the

692
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 2: ladies had been to that one.

693
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: Aaron.

694
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Speaker 8: Yeah, So I was twenty years ago and it was

695
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 8: at a cinema when I'd been talking to this girl

696
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 8: like I was only nineteen at the time. I've been

697
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 8: talking online for a while and I finally got the

698
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 8: courage to ask her out to the movies. And yeah,

699
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 8: we went and saw a fight club and yeah, we're

700
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 8: meant to go for a drink after it, but she

701
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 8: wanted to be taken straight home.

702
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 3: She was interested after Funny that, Aaron, What a shame.

703
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 3: So that was the end of that romance, never got

704
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 3: off the ground.

705
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 8: That was the end of it, Mate, So yeah, I

706
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 8: fight club after that.

707
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 3: Maybe it's because she walked out and she was comparing

708
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 3: you to Brad Pitt.

709
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, and went not Aaron, that's when Brad was etty.

710
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 2: Yes, Leanne in the Blue Mountains. What movie did you

711
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 2: and your husband watch on your on your anniversary.

712
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 11: Yes, my husband took.

713
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 7: Me to see kill Bill in Gold Class for our

714
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 7: sixth with the.

715
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 2: Anniversary whom a Furman in a yellow leather one'sie is

716
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 2: not bad though, Leanne.

717
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 1: But it is very violence, isn't it.

718
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 12: It wasn't romantic. It's very violent yet.

719
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 2: Yes, Quentin Tarantina, I don't know if he's the perfect

720
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 2: date movie.

721
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 1: Quentin Tarantona.

722
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 3: I mean the other thing is too With a movie,

723
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 3: you can often enter a debate. I mean, and I

724
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 3: would go when we go to Gold Class, you drink

725
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 3: a bottle of wine while you're watching the film. By

726
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 3: the end of it, you've got your own theories on

727
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 3: how it should have been done. And Lisa would say,

728
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 3: I'm not talking to you again. We're not going to

729
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 3: see another movie because you're so bloody annoying.

730
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: Karen and Ingelebourn. What did your husband do in the movie?

731
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: On his first date?

732
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 7: He left and went to the toilet in the middle

733
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 7: of the conjuring, oh you.

734
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: He took to a horror movie scary.

735
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 12: I hate scary movies.

736
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,479
Speaker 7: It was our first date and he took me to

737
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 7: the conjuring and then left me there.

738
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 3: Right, So did he go out for just a quick

739
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 3: week heard?

740
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: Or is he out for a while?

741
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 7: Look, I wouldn't say it was quick.

742
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 12: He was out for a while, but yes, he went

743
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 12: to the bathroom.

744
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 1: He was conjuring something.

745
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 3: He was making his own horror film in cubicle three?

746
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 1: What is that one? God?

747
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 3: Thanks CAGs so hard that Aaron Adam, Welcome to the show.

748
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 3: Tell us about the movie, Adam, Oh.

749
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Speaker 6: Well, my wife's likes an action film, so the.

750
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 1: First movie was, Oh my god, great movie.

751
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 2: Okay, also very confronting, Adam. I mean, did she last?

752
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure she didn't laugh once through the film.

753
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 1: And tough to keep the momentum going after said last?

754
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 1: Not laugh?

755
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 2: I mean you're not laughing too much. That is That's

756
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 2: an amazing movie as well. And Russell's Russell Kramin's in

757
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 2: that was unbelievablehenomenal.

758
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: About a date movie, Jessica and Banks down, what movie

759
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 1: was it?

760
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 11: Jess Yeah, he took me to see the New Joke

761
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 11: of film, which I mean, a great film. But when

762
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 11: on a first date, the first having with each other

763
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 11: is about mental health.

764
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 6: Important conversation.

765
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 3: First date.

766
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 12: Not so sure about that.

767
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 5: One does make a grand assumption, doesn't it that you're

768
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 5: okay with that type of film?

769
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, dissecting that movie can be quite tough.

770
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 3: Did the relationship continue, jess Or that was about it?

771
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 11: Look at it the first date and that was it.

772
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 1: This is the power of getting the right movie. Kylie

773
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 1: and Ron Park. What happened on the first date of

774
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: the movies?

775
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 12: We went and saw a little shop of horror.

776
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: Oh yes, Steve Martin.

777
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 8: People.

778
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 12: Yeah, people in front of us were vomiting. Oh wonder,

779
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 12: girl was going a girl in front of us vomiting.

780
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 12: And that was our first date back in nineteen eighty seven.

781
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 12: But we've been happily married for thirty two years now.

782
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 3: Oh there you go. Got past the spew I and

783
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 3: found love, do.

784
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: You know what?

785
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 2: And I made a stupid mistake and this is gross,

786
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 2: But I was at a movie with BJ.

787
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: Took her on a date.

788
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,359
Speaker 2: This was early days, and I took my shoes off

789
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 2: and shoes and I didn't even know what I was doing.

790
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,359
Speaker 2: And I was like, I was at home. I put

791
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 2: my feet up on the chairs in front of me,

792
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 2: and this guy got up and wanted to fight. I

793
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 2: bet he did smell of cinna. I was so apologetic.

794
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 2: I said, I'm so sorry mate, but I I thought

795
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:40,280
Speaker 2: I was at home, didn't mean to do it.

796
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Speaker 1: It was really weird.

797
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 3: Normally I've got sif see people at my place at

798
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 3: home watching a movie together.

799
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Speaker 1: It's just really weird.

800
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Speaker 2: I was in a single man my pants on me

801
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 2: that this American family they caused panic at Israel's Ben

802
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:57,440
Speaker 2: Gurion Airport Thursday when they showed up, went through security

803
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 2: in their carry on and in their carry on bag.

804
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 2: See can we just put that through again? Just need

805
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 2: to check that out. What they found in there was

806
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 2: an unexploded artillery shell that their family found when they

807
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 2: were traveling through the Golmn Heights.

808
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is the shell. Now.

809
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 2: What happened then is that other passengers that were in

810
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:21,240
Speaker 2: the line started freaking out, thought it was a bomb

811
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 2: hit the deck. Other passengers were shown running across belts,

812
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 2: layer belts, strings, were getting injured, injured. Everyone's trying to

813
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 2: duck behind where all their flight attendants.

814
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 1: Were hiding as well.

815
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 3: They're carrying a bomb.

816
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 1: But they were taking it home.

817
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 2: The family said that they found the shell in the

818
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 2: Golm Heights and intended to bring it back as a souvenir.

819
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 1: That's the size of it.

820
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 2: There.

821
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 3: I do that with grenades a lot. I'll just sort

822
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,439
Speaker 3: think what a great souvenir that will be. I'll pop

823
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 3: that in carry on. Shouldn't be an issue out all.

824
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 2: You know what, It's funny, A lot of families are

825
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 2: quite naive. They've got no idea what they're allowed to

826
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,720
Speaker 2: and what they're not allowed to bring into certain countries.

827
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: The airport is full of it.

828
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 2: But you know what, you know, we went over to

829
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 2: La a couple of weeks ago, and even like, it's

830
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 2: the stuff that you have to do now, you have

831
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 2: to fill out all these different forms, you gotta get tests,

832
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 2: you gotta do and I'm.

833
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: Thinking to myself, there would be so many families out.

834
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 2: There that would rock up to the airport and have

835
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 2: no idea what they have, which is why.

836
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 5: This stuff are so frustrated and sometimes pretty short with you.

837
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 5: But it's the same as when people travel and they

838
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 5: pick up animals like the octopuses of the jellyfish. You

839
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 5: just don't know these things, and so yeah.

840
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 1: It bring it back makes sense. What were they traveling with?

841
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 2: Give us a call? Thirteen twenty four to t tea

842
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 2: ten to tea.

843
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:42,320
Speaker 1: Brie and Kernel. What did you see a lady traveling

844
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 1: with bri Hi.

845
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 7: I'm just traveling early out of Adelaide and I was

846
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 7: waiting to get my bag checked in. In the other

847
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 7: line next to me, this lady had.

848
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,359
Speaker 12: Like a companion poodle, and so she's putting all her

849
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 12: bags on and stuff, and then she just pops the

850
00:36:58,320 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 12: poodle onto one of.

851
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 3: The trays and flies.

852
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 7: Through the machine.

853
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: So it went through the scanning machine. Is that allowed?

854
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 11: I have no idea, but no one's got it in

855
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 11: an eyelids.

856
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 7: No one did anything, and I'm sending at five thirty

857
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:15,760
Speaker 7: am in the morning, shock, just like is this okay

858
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 7: for the dog?

859
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 3: Because that's been in the news recently because I think

860
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,799
Speaker 3: they've come out and said, no, you can't take a dog.

861
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 4: Well, companion dog them through with you.

862
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: What if they've got something in them?

863
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 3: Well.

864
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 2: In the States, there was a photo of a peacock

865
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 2: that was on a fly. Yes, because a passenger that

866
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 2: peacock was their their.

867
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:39,879
Speaker 1: Companion aggressive support peacocks. It was a support that's it.

868
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 3: Because I'm a nervous flyer and this guy can't fly either.

869
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 3: But he's just my best mate. He's got to come

870
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:46,720
Speaker 3: with me everywhere.

871
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 2: Maddie in banks Down, what did your kids smuggle into Fiji?

872
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 3: Yeah?

873
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 13: Well, my wife and I and the four kids were

874
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 13: going on a bit of a family holiday. The youngest

875
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 13: one asked would he sort of take a toy got

876
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 13: out of Sydney rye. But woman got the side in

877
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 13: fg by security They thought we had a machine gun.

878
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 3: Oh my god, so it was a toy gun? Was it?

879
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 13: That was a toy gun?

880
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:09,919
Speaker 1: Yeah?

881
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 13: I couldn't believe it.

882
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 2: But Maddie, were they quite firm? Were you a bit

883
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:14,760
Speaker 2: worried there for a second?

884
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 13: To start off, we had absolutely no idea what was

885
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,839
Speaker 13: going on. They sort of pulled my wife and I

886
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 13: and the four kids out of the side and we

887
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,799
Speaker 13: saw the bag down. I'm like, oh my goodness, what

888
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:25,399
Speaker 13: have we done?

889
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 3: Because you can imagine how that would look on the

890
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 3: X ray vision, wouldn't you just the shape of the

891
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 3: machine gun, you'd go, Hang on a minute, Were they calm,

892
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,399
Speaker 3: Maddie or are they pretty for long?

893
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 10: No?

894
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 13: To start off with, there was certainly a degree of

895
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 13: tension there, and then things calm down pretty pretty soon,

896
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 13: and we said, look, I'm really sorry. He's packed his

897
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 13: own bag.

898
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

899
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 13: Yeah, so we got through it unscaped, but never got

900
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 13: the gun back.

901
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 3: I mean, if you're in they're pretty relaxed over there.

902
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,880
Speaker 3: I mean you got searched that a quick look and

903
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 3: went back to slope.

904
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 2: We might take this, if that's all right, Wendy, and

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Speaker 2: stand more. What happened when you took a football to Cambodia?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, hi guys.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Wendy, Yeah, I am what's your story?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, we traveled to Cambodia. So we left Australia, traveled

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Speaker 11: through Vietnam, no problem, numerous flights went to Cambodia. We

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Speaker 11: had a football with us. My son slept with his football.

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Speaker 11: He loves his football, so with my husband got dragged

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Speaker 11: away because they had no idea what this was. So,

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Speaker 11: you know, he's trying to show them that you pass

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Speaker 11: it and you kick it. Anyway, they ended up sticking

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Speaker 11: a something into it to deflate it, and we never

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Speaker 11: got that football back.

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Speaker 1: So they did. They just didn't know what the football was.

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Speaker 11: Wendy, Come on, no, I think they thought it was

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Speaker 11: going to explode on the plane.

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Speaker 4: I can't see anything in it, like it's empty.

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Speaker 1: Well it's Cambodia place.

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Speaker 11: It was inflated so they didn't know what was in it.

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, what happened on the way back from Barley Bethany.

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Speaker 7: My dad thought it would be a bit of a

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Speaker 7: joke to his footy team all the gifts, so we

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Speaker 7: bought about twelve little wooden penises, but the guys at

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Speaker 7: customs thought was a bit unusual, so they opened up

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Speaker 7: from his bag and searched it. We were standing at

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Speaker 7: Customs absolutely mortified that my dad brought back all these

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Speaker 7: little wooden penises from Barley.

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Speaker 3: Would have turned a couple of heads.

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Speaker 1: I would have thought, just mortifying. The sad thing wasn't

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Speaker 1: wasn't playing footy at the time. With the Show is

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