WEBVTT - First Date Gone WRONG & My EX tried to cast a SPELL on me? - #270 0:00:01.760 --> 0:00:04.800 Welcome to person number one podcast. You're listening to the 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:07.760 Jamo and Dylan Show. Yeah, yeah, we're on the way. 0:00:07.840 --> 0:00:10.760 That dance bra little Man trip with before is celebrating. 0:00:10.800 --> 0:00:13.000 Gooday guys, and welcome back to another episode of The 0:00:13.080 --> 0:00:16.239 Jammo and Dylan Show. It's skydive week deal. How are 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:19.520 you feeling nervous? Yeah, that's fair. That's I didn't feel 0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:21.840 like that when it, like I was booking it and everything, 0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:25.200 But upon a bit more research, I'm not like looking 0:00:25.239 --> 0:00:28.080 into oh like you might die. I'm not looking into that, 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:31.120 just the actual process of Okay, you're a you're in 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:34.640 a plane, telling you fly for before you jump. Not sure. 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:37.600 I don't know. I feel like it'd be like fifteen. 0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:40.280 Yeah, twenty. I was gonna say twenty. Yeah, get to 0:00:40.320 --> 0:00:44.560 some altitude, get up there, and then they say all right, boys, 0:00:44.600 --> 0:00:48.480 it's time. And then like, for some reason, this never 0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:51.839 like clocked in my head. You're leaping out of a plane. 0:00:52.360 --> 0:00:56.000 Basically your brain thinks it's to death, like you're jumping 0:00:56.040 --> 0:00:59.640 out of a plane. That's the rush. Might feel that way, yeah. 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:02.840 Yeah, And I'm I'm hoping that the adrenaline will take 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:06.600 over and it will be less of me shooting myself. 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:10.000 How long is the free four? I think it's only 0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:13.280 like sixty to ninety seconds and you're just gliding through 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:13.640 the air. 0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:17.000 See that I think will be okay because once I 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:19.319 see the parachute is up and it's all good, then 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:22.400 we should be a right that Durian Bay. Oh yeah. 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:25.199 The only thing I'm concerned for is the wind because 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:27.160 it's been crazy windy in Perth lately. 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:27.880 It has. 0:01:28.360 --> 0:01:30.600 I'll see how it is up there and we'll be 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:33.480 notified if it gets called off. But that is on Friday. 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:37.000 That's in a week's time, and we'll record a little 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:40.840 bit later, only day kind of. I think we're booked 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:42.800 for ten or eleven. That's not too bad, so we'll 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:44.440 wake up. We're still got to wake up at like 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:45.760 I know six next. 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:48.000 Friday looks all right in jury and bay twenty four 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:50.880 and sunny okay, beautiful condition at the moment. So that's 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:51.440 pretty good. 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:53.840 And I'm just hoping that it doesn't get canceled or 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:56.400 anything because there's a busy few weeks coming up for us. 0:01:56.520 --> 0:01:58.880 You don't want to get canceled for wind. And then 0:01:58.920 --> 0:02:00.920 before you're like, is this meant to be. I don't 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:03.360 want to be halfway on the drive up there they 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:05.440 go boys, there's been a wind warning. 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:07.200 Or get there and then it gets canceled. It's a 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:09.800 two and a half hour drive from the metro area. 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:12.160 Oh yeah, that's a long day, and then two and 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:12.720 a half back. 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:16.800 Yeah, very long day, five hour transit. Apparently once you 0:02:16.960 --> 0:02:19.959 check in it's like a one to two hour wait 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:21.839 until you actually go up. Yeah. 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:23.760 Yeah, so it's a long day. 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:26.720 Yeah, it'll be interesting. I'm prepared for it. And then 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:30.440 the day after, which will also be talking about next episode. 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:34.000 We're going on a little lad's day, aren't we. Yeah, 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:38.600 you myself, Josh Rognetta. We're going to a Perth Glory 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:42.639 game to sit pitch side, crazy, very cheeky. And then 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:48.360 after that we're going out Mount Lawley. Should be good fun. 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:50.560 It should be a great game of soccer. 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:54.880 Ever, yeah, that he's watching and yeah, Gloria horrific this year. 0:02:55.720 --> 0:02:58.040 Unfortunately two wins from like twenty three games. 0:02:58.040 --> 0:02:59.320 Any one goals conceded. 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:02.720 Hey, we're going to see goals and I hope that, 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:04.880 you know, maybe they'll get a win on the board. 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:05.959 In our press. 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:09.760 If they get a draw, I'll be very happy. Yeah, 0:03:09.960 --> 0:03:12.119 I've been to a glory game in a very long time. 0:03:12.200 --> 0:03:13.280 It could be ten years. 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:17.440 Glory games when we were younger were actually good because team. 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:20.360 Yeah yeah, ever since we made that Grand Final and 0:03:20.440 --> 0:03:24.480 lost it at Optus, the team's just gone to shit. Yeah, 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:28.440 that was their moment. It themselves in like West Australian culture. 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:31.120 They did not see. They did not see. 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:32.639 That was sad on penalties too. 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:36.320 Yeah, I remember I used to give you guys social 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:40.840 soccer updates of the Thursday night games. It's the award 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:45.120 night tonight, So there you go. So fingers crossed. I 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:46.920 said to you boys in the chart, if I'm not 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:48.080 top three, I'll riot. 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:50.000 Yep, you call for a recount. Yeah. 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:53.520 They say availability is the best ability, and available I 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:56.880 was this season. I didn't miss a game, and look, 0:03:56.960 --> 0:03:59.240 that might help me if I am to win, that 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:02.240 might help me. From playing every game, there's more chances 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:06.440 to poll obviously, So we'll see how that goes. Top 0:04:06.480 --> 0:04:07.880 scorer for the year. You know, it would have been 0:04:07.880 --> 0:04:10.400 pretty high up in the association toober. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:13.000 but I will see, we'll see. We'll update you guys 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:17.159 on that next week as well. Unfortunately, as the boys 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:19.680 in this group, in this team have gotten older, less 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:23.320 time to organize the official presentation and stuff, so it's 0:04:23.400 --> 0:04:25.880 not a big night now. So we're going to a 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:30.680 pub in Guildford. Ye, and it's actually Blake Jones's birthday today, 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:34.320 so happy birthday to him. That works out, Yeah, he's 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:36.400 the captain of the team. So we're getting together, having 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:39.120 a feed, having a few pints and going over the 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:42.279 votes throughout the night. So it should work out well. 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:46.760 Not the presentation that I've always been hoping for, hoping 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:47.720 to attend. 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:49.160 But gold jacket or something. 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:53.600 Yeah, but it is a presentation nonetheless in a different format. 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:56.719 So yeah, very excited for that. And lucky it's in Guildford. 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:59.520 I can just walk to Grace of Mate, so it's 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:02.000 only like ten minute ork or something, so that'll be good. 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:05.599 Excited for that. What are you up to this weekend? 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:09.279 This weekend? Not a lot planned really, Yeah, no plans 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:13.160 this weekend. Chill out, relax and then watch the Crows. 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:13.520 Yeah. 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:16.680 I'm not expecting a win this weekend, tough away game. 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:18.279 At least he banks some early ones. 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:21.360 That's the thing. And I think you know they've taken 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:23.599 Matt Crouch out of the team this week, so he's 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:26.680 been managed. So I would say, you know, there's a 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:29.160 bit of long term management happening. I'm not expecting to 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:31.359 win Gold Coaster full strengths. I think it's going to 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:33.160 be tough any team to win there. I just want 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:36.360 a good performance. It's a good test, you know. I'd 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:39.000 love to win. Not expecting. It's not going to ruin 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:41.080 my weekend. If we lose, if we get pumped, we 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:43.279 will be pretty sad. But yeah, I just want a 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:45.760 good game. It should be a good game. It should 0:05:45.760 --> 0:05:46.720 be good. I'm excited. 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:51.880 Who do you have, Bulldogs? What's a tough game Sunday 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:52.720 over here. 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:53.600 It's a tough game. 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:56.920 But yeah, we'll see how we go. Like, to be honest, 0:05:57.680 --> 0:06:01.880 the way we're playing is poor. Game style is unattractive. 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:04.680 But we have a good list and I'm just hoping 0:06:04.720 --> 0:06:07.120 that the talent will like the creamal rise to the top. 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:09.320 But I don't know that. Like West Coast have a 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:11.479 sorry the Bulldogs have a lot of injuries at the 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:15.560 moment performing but really there should be no excuses for Frio, 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:18.400 like with the list we have and you know they've 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:22.400 got no bond, no weightman Libbers doing all the work 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:25.720 in the midfield and all the work Workhorse. Still no 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:28.040 tra law. I just don't know how we're going to 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:31.640 handle Sam Darcy. He's a superstar kid, just a giant, 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:37.880 like he's just a freak. So yeah, I'm not too confident. 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:39.839 But it's a game that we should be winning. 0:06:39.960 --> 0:06:41.320 Yep, that's fair. 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:47.039 Richmond next week at gatherun in the Barossa Valley probably 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:50.000 beautiful venue. Beautiful venue. I'd actually love to go there 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:53.200 do some wine tasting. Not even big wine guy, but 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:56.200 I'll do it. I love that shit. They're all made. 0:06:56.960 --> 0:06:59.880 But yeah, just quickly on the skydiving, I forgot to mention, 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:03.960 I'm going to film the whole process and I might 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:07.320 even pop it on YouTube. I might make a personal 0:07:07.440 --> 0:07:09.920 YouTube as well, so I might pop that out for 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:13.720 you guys to enjoy. And yeah, let's get onto some 0:07:13.960 --> 0:07:16.880 confessions deal now a lot this week we've gone back 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:19.800 to our roots. It's been a while since we've done 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:24.880 relationship stuff or dating. You know, the essence of our show, 0:07:25.160 --> 0:07:29.640 not particularly early early days, but that whole middle part 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:35.640 of our I guess lifetime of this show was talking 0:07:35.680 --> 0:07:40.680 about you guys making light of shit situations, enjoying your downfalls, 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:43.280 and we've brought that back this week. We put a 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:46.280 couple of stories out and we've got some good ones today. 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:48.160 So let's startories with some of. 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:51.360 The conspiracy theory. A nice single video. 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:56.560 Too, Yeah, which one is that one? Is it here? Though? Okay, 0:07:57.120 --> 0:08:01.400 we'll put that after confessions and then we'll do Spanish 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:05.240 last around out the episode, but let's start off with 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:08.840 this one. I'll run the sting. It's now time to 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:12.520 dive into your deepest and darkest confessions. Let's hear what 0:08:12.560 --> 0:08:15.960 the people have to get off their chest, all right, 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:18.080 So this has been sent in by our good friends. 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:22.880 A female. A boy got twelve oysters for us on 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:25.160 a first date already, that's. 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:28.040 Been twelve Twelve's a lot of twelve six. 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:32.640 East twelve oysters for us on a first date. I'm 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:36.520 a vegetarian. Then he got offended and ate them all. 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:44.000 He ate twelve bro He ate twelve oysters. Oysters on 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:45.400 a first date. I don't know. 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:48.079 Yeah, it's risky business. He's trying to be classy, that's 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:50.880 what he's trying to do. She's gone, I'm a vegetarian. 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:54.839 He's gone. What I just spent fucking I don't know 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:56.600 how much oysters goes. I feel like there are a lot. 0:08:56.600 --> 0:08:58.120 If you're out and you buy twelve of. 0:08:58.080 --> 0:09:00.720 Them, and then he knocks them all back himself, just 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:04.760 looking at her while they're slurping him. Oh and I 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:07.040 did ask her, I said, I assume that was the 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:11.440 only date. No response back yet, but I assume there 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:13.640 wouldn't have been another date after that. Do you reckon? 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:16.280 I don't think so. I'd be surprised. 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:20.239 It's something it's hard to establish. Like if you are vegetarian, 0:09:20.520 --> 0:09:22.760 probably mention it before you mention it. 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:26.280 Any food things you should mention I'm vegan, I'm vegetarian. 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:29.280 Just so they know, because then you stop that from happening. 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:32.199 But I guess you got your answer on is this 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:37.080 guy worthy of a second date? By his offended response, Yeah, 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:40.840 that's true, Like you're probably not gonna be compatible if 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:43.000 he's taken it the wrong way. Yeah yeah, Like if 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:45.760 that happened, you can probably laugh it off and go, oh, well, 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:49.120 oh well it is what it is. But yeah, he's 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:49.600 looking at her. 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:52.040 We should ask first, do you want some oysters? 0:09:52.559 --> 0:09:53.040 Yeah? 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:56.000 Yeah, actually yeah, oh so what do you what do 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:58.559 you want to get he's just got twelve oisters mate. 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:02.000 Now, Oh, I did the fingers a bit sweaty there? 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:04.760 Oh when deal walked in today. We tried, but we 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:08.360 usually on a potty morning, pretty good, great us like 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:09.880 just class. 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:12.200 This one had nothing in it. It was dainty. 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:14.800 This one we calibration was off. 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:17.120 Yep, it didn't really connect and like there was no 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:17.720 power in it. 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:20.199 There was no sound, just almost it was like our 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:24.320 fingers like we were like and it was disgusting. It 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:26.120 was revolting, and we didn't We couldn't look at each 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:28.880 other for a minute after that. So that was yuck. 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:32.000 All right. This is from I won't say his name. Yeah, 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:34.400 on our first official data as a couple, I got 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:35.840 a stomach bug halfway through. 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:36.480 Not good. 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:38.560 I just thought the food wasn't agreeing with me, so 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:40.280 I kind of played it off. We go back to 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:42.839 our sister's place and while we're there, I almost shipped 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:45.920 myself right in front of everyone. We were downstairs talking 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:48.320 and I can just feel my body immediately heat up 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:50.200 and I can feel like a bead of sweat go 0:10:50.240 --> 0:10:53.520 down my back. I asked for the bathroom and they 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:55.720 point to the one on the main floor. I go 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:57.600 in there and don't want to use the bathroom because 0:10:57.600 --> 0:10:59.280 I knew they would hear me go through a life 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:02.240 changing event. Instead, I come out say thank you like 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:04.640 I used it, and we go back to talking. I 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:07.360 feel even more sweat and I start to panic. We're 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:09.680 talking again about the restaurant of the day, and in 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:12.120 the middle of a nice conversation, I'm looking at my 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:15.080 now girlfriend and with my eyes I'm telling her, I 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:19.040 need you to take me upstairs now. I'm motioning with 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:21.400 my thumb, my head, anything to make it clear that 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:24.839 I need to be alone. She takes me upstairs, and 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:27.680 when I get into that bathroom, I'm immediately locked the 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:29.680 door and in a panic, rip my pants off and 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:32.640 I just have the worst diary of my life, like 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:35.160 a halfway mixed slushy. It just pours out, and I'm 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:36.960 just fearing that everyone in the house can hear me 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:40.439 unload in the bathroom. It all ends after what feels 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:43.440 like half an hour. Thankfully I didn't clog the toilet. 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:46.000 That was my second fear. As I get up to 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:47.840 wash my hands, I feel like it's coming on again, 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:50.240 so I step over to the toilet as soon as 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:53.160 I lift the seat, I vomit everywhere. It's on the bowl, 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:57.800 the ground, the wall. I'm puking violently. I stop puking 0:11:57.800 --> 0:11:59.720 after ten minutes and I sit there and stare at 0:11:59.720 --> 0:12:02.880 the whole caused. I tried my best to clean it 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:05.600 with wet wipes, but the damage was too great. I 0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:07.960 washed my hands. Step into the hallway and my girlfriend 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:09.720 comes out of her room, big smile on her face, 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:11.520 but she can see my thousand yard stair. 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:12.920 Oh. 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:15.040 She asked if I'm okay. I say I am, but 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:17.160 that we have a problem. I look her dead in 0:12:17.200 --> 0:12:19.080 the eyes and say I need a mop, lie so 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:22.640 and whatever else cleaning supplies your sister has. She asked 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:24.000 what happened in there, and I told her all the 0:12:24.000 --> 0:12:27.280 details and her mouth drops open. She asked if I'm okay, 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:29.400 And obviously I just let everything out. So I was 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:32.160 feeling amazing, but the embarrassment that I was going to 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:35.400 come my way, I was beat red. I stepped downstairs 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:37.160 and her sister and her boyfriend are right there, and 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:39.960 I said this, I totally understand if you never want 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:42.679 to invite me over again. I'm sorry to ruin this. 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:45.480 Do you have a mop? And any cleaning supplies. I 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:49.199 absolutely ruined the bathroom upstairs and everyone just dies laughing. 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:52.400 So to end it, they gave me all the supplies. 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:54.520 I cleaned the bathroom like I was a professional, and 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:57.480 immediately left. Turns out there was a virus going around 0:12:57.480 --> 0:13:00.200 I had caught. The bright part of this story is 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:01.920 that they said I cleaned up so well, and they 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:04.240 were impressed with me coming down and not hiding from 0:13:04.240 --> 0:13:07.800 the shame that I marked the bathroom. Thanks fellas, I 0:13:07.880 --> 0:13:11.360 respect it. That's a tough situation, man. 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:16.600 He's stitched up to the highest level. Yeah, yeah, stitched 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:17.679 up to the highest. 0:13:17.360 --> 0:13:18.880 I feel for him in that because you're in a 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:22.920 foreign environment, it's a first date. That's the worst timing. 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:27.120 There must have been severe damage to the bathroom, like, oh, bro, 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:31.920 it would have stunk of shit. Just fucked and then 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:35.559 him on now a cleaning job. Well, I thought that 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:37.760 they were going to offer him a cleaning job. You 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:42.400 can clean for our house professional. But he's with her now, 0:13:42.880 --> 0:13:45.240 so that that early day honesty. 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:49.400 Came to blessed him, really did, because she goes well, 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:54.000 you know, in a situation that's stressful, you don't shy away. 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:59.000 No, you go ten toes and you you want him? Yeah, 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:03.000 I do a fair bla. I didn't like the whole 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:05.760 passage and how descriptive he was was great for the story, 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:08.920 but hearing it made me feel a bit sick. I 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:13.240 feel ceasy. There's been situations, luckily, touchwood. I've never been 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:16.000 in a situation where it's been a date and anything 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:20.760 like that's happened yep, or a special occasion. Usually it happens, 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:25.800 you know, on holiday or something yep. But yeah, no, 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:28.840 that's a tough one. But respect to him yep. And 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:31.880 respect to the family as well for just accepting it 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:33.840 and going you know what, I make him feel bad. 0:14:33.920 --> 0:14:36.560 You know what, You've owned it, you've cleaned it, and 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:39.400 we respect that. All right. We have another one here, 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:42.720 a local one. My boyfriend and I met on the 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:47.440 last night of leavers while both messed up allegedly. So 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:50.600 leavers for those who don't know, is schoolies. Schoolies is 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:53.280 what you do after you finished school. It's a celebration. 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:55.720 It's a party, you know. As I was leaving with 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:57.720 my friends, I went up to him to say by, 0:14:57.960 --> 0:15:01.760 and he asked for my snapchat, making eye contact with 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:05.120 my boobs. Can I have your snapchat and he's just 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:07.080 off his head bro looking at her titties. 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:10.560 She loves him. 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:13.200 We've been dating for over two years and it still 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:15.880 makes me laugh to this day. Okay, so she liked 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:17.880 the little you know you're looking at me That means 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:21.040 you like me. Also, the first night he was allowed 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:23.440 to stay at my house was the night after a 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:27.360 boat party. Who are these people? The next morning, we 0:15:27.360 --> 0:15:30.400 were chilling in my room and he farts. We laugh 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:33.160 and I said that sounded a bit wet, and he goes, 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:37.200 ha ha, that one almost got me. Two mins go 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:40.560 by and he goes to the toilet. He messaged me 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:42.760 after five minutes of not knowing what to do and 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:46.960 stressing himself out and told me he had shouted himself. Meanwhile, 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:50.960 he was wearing my rugby shorts. I had to sneak 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:55.560 some of my brothers underwear and find news brothers underwear. 0:15:56.720 --> 0:15:59.560 Your boyfriend's wearing your brother's underwear. This guy's a grub bro, 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:04.880 a grub relationship. He then threw my rugby shorts in 0:16:04.920 --> 0:16:07.400 the bin, so the evidence wasn't in the house. This 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:10.200 was only a week into us dating. As well, he 0:16:10.320 --> 0:16:13.040 was messaging his best mate and was stressing, thinking that 0:16:13.120 --> 0:16:14.720 I was going to break up with him over it, 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:17.520 but I just laughed with him. I also was going 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:19.520 to ask my brother to take him home, as I 0:16:19.600 --> 0:16:21.520 was not in a state to drive, but he got 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:24.080 an uber instead because he didn't want to be embarrassed. 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:30.840 His nickname ever since has been Shati McGhee. Shati McGee. 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:35.080 They like that, I bet you. They do motocross together too. 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:38.200 So he's looking at her tits at levers, Oh, can 0:16:38.240 --> 0:16:41.400 I have your snapchat? And then she goes, he's the one. 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:45.320 They start dating. A week into the relationship, he comes over, 0:16:45.960 --> 0:16:49.040 he farts in her bed. That's early. I held off 0:16:49.040 --> 0:16:53.960 on all mine for my crazy broths. And then she goes, 0:16:54.240 --> 0:16:56.400 she loves it. Was that wet That sounded like a 0:16:56.400 --> 0:16:58.560 wet one. Ha. 0:16:59.040 --> 0:17:02.280 He's just shut it all over my let's block her. 0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:03.560 Shady McGhee. 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:09.199 All right, my ex slid into my life because of 0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:13.080 my jeep wrangler. What apparently I was just a rugged 0:17:13.119 --> 0:17:15.800 accessory to her. We dated and I thought it was 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:18.399 all good until we broke up. She turned into a 0:17:18.440 --> 0:17:23.040 budget super villain. She tried to claim half my brother's inheritance. 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:27.320 Then she told her lawyer. We owned everything, the house 0:17:27.400 --> 0:17:30.240 to cars, my dignity, all of it, finance and mortgage 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:32.640 to the hilt. But she didn't care. She went full 0:17:32.720 --> 0:17:36.040 soap opera, having me served papers at work in front 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:40.120 of everyone. Surprise, you're on divorce court. She thought she'd 0:17:40.119 --> 0:17:42.720 shot off with two hundred grand, but she ended up broke, 0:17:42.840 --> 0:17:45.040 in debt and probably mad. She didn't keep the jeep 0:17:45.040 --> 0:17:47.919 in the settlement. Moral of the story date someone who 0:17:48.000 --> 0:17:49.880 loves you more than your car, or at least knows 0:17:49.920 --> 0:17:51.200 what finance means. 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:52.320 Crazy. 0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:54.560 Wow, She wanted everything. And I can see in his 0:17:55.480 --> 0:17:58.560 photo's actually married now, so that's amazing, and he's a 0:17:58.640 --> 0:18:01.800 dad nice good for you mate, So he escaped. 0:18:02.960 --> 0:18:05.960 She wanted everything, Bro, That one's like a bit too 0:18:06.119 --> 0:18:09.000 waited for us on this show. Like there's a lot 0:18:09.040 --> 0:18:10.960 going on there and there's a lot of money at staate. 0:18:11.080 --> 0:18:13.360 She wanted all the money brother's inheritance. 0:18:13.920 --> 0:18:16.680 She wanted his brother's inheritances. I don't even know, bro, 0:18:17.760 --> 0:18:18.399 gold digger. 0:18:19.640 --> 0:18:25.040 Yeah, that's disgusting. Gold digger all right. I like this 0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:27.280 when people put a title and write it properly. Yeah, 0:18:28.240 --> 0:18:29.800 tinder meat gone wrong. 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:33.080 Oh this happens regularly. 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:35.800 I think I matched with this guy on Tinder once 0:18:35.840 --> 0:18:39.639 and in his bio it said professional athlete, so I 0:18:39.720 --> 0:18:42.120 thought that that was the first win that a pro 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:46.200 athlete matched with me. After a few casual messages back 0:18:46.240 --> 0:18:48.280 and forth, he asked if I wanted to meet him 0:18:48.320 --> 0:18:51.119 and go for a drive. I thought that would be cute. 0:18:51.600 --> 0:18:54.520 Keep in mind, I'm freshly eighteen when this happened, so 0:18:54.720 --> 0:18:58.679 expectations of a first date were fairly low. He picks 0:18:58.680 --> 0:19:01.040 me up and proceeds to draw I've around my block 0:19:01.119 --> 0:19:03.760 and parks up a couple of houses down from my house. 0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:07.320 I asked what we were doing and why he had 0:19:07.359 --> 0:19:11.040 parked up. He goes, oh, you know these gas prices 0:19:11.040 --> 0:19:13.439 these days, ha ha, why don't we just park up 0:19:13.480 --> 0:19:17.960 and talk? Smirky face. I almost laughed in his face because, 0:19:18.080 --> 0:19:21.840 like what, but I went along with it. Anyways, we 0:19:21.880 --> 0:19:25.640 start talking and I'm intrigued about his bio saying pro athlete, 0:19:25.720 --> 0:19:29.879 so I ask about that. He starts talking. He starts 0:19:29.920 --> 0:19:32.960 talking it up, explaining how he travels overseas and has 0:19:33.000 --> 0:19:36.439 girls all over him, but still doesn't reveal what sport 0:19:36.520 --> 0:19:39.399 it is. I ask what sport it is, and he 0:19:39.520 --> 0:19:45.320 tells me it's squash, squash, professional squash. He's put that 0:19:45.320 --> 0:19:48.000 in he's by a pro athlete, but he hasn't put 0:19:48.040 --> 0:19:50.160 any like photos of him playing. 0:19:50.280 --> 0:19:52.560 Just a pro athlete, not pro squash player. 0:19:53.760 --> 0:19:56.800 Not to judge squash or his career, but one, what 0:19:56.960 --> 0:19:59.520