Speaker 1: Welcome to person number one podcast. You're listening to the
Speaker 1: Jamo and Dylan Show. Yeah, yeah, we're on the way.
Speaker 1: That dance bra little Man trip with before is celebrating.
Speaker 1: Gooday guys, and welcome back to another episode of The
Speaker 1: Jammo and Dylan Show. It's skydive week deal. How are
Speaker 1: you feeling nervous? Yeah, that's fair. That's I didn't feel
Speaker 1: like that when it, like I was booking it and everything,
Speaker 1: But upon a bit more research, I'm not like looking
Speaker 1: into oh like you might die. I'm not looking into that,
Speaker 1: just the actual process of Okay, you're a you're in
Speaker 1: a plane, telling you fly for before you jump. Not sure.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like it'd be like fifteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, twenty. I was gonna say twenty. Yeah, get to
Speaker 2: some altitude, get up there, and then they say all right, boys,
Speaker 2: it's time. And then like, for some reason, this never
Speaker 2: like clocked in my head. You're leaping out of a plane.
Speaker 2: Basically your brain thinks it's to death, like you're jumping
Speaker 2: out of a plane. That's the rush. Might feel that way, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm I'm hoping that the adrenaline will take
Speaker 1: over and it will be less of me shooting myself.
Speaker 2: How long is the free four? I think it's only
Speaker 2: like sixty to ninety seconds and you're just gliding through
Speaker 2: the air.
Speaker 1: See that I think will be okay because once I
Speaker 1: see the parachute is up and it's all good, then
Speaker 1: we should be a right that Durian Bay. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: The only thing I'm concerned for is the wind because
Speaker 1: it's been crazy windy in Perth lately.
Speaker 2: It has.
Speaker 1: I'll see how it is up there and we'll be
Speaker 1: notified if it gets called off. But that is on Friday.
Speaker 1: That's in a week's time, and we'll record a little
Speaker 1: bit later, only day kind of. I think we're booked
Speaker 1: for ten or eleven. That's not too bad, so we'll
Speaker 1: wake up. We're still got to wake up at like
Speaker 1: I know six next.
Speaker 2: Friday looks all right in jury and bay twenty four
Speaker 2: and sunny okay, beautiful condition at the moment. So that's
Speaker 2: pretty good.
Speaker 1: And I'm just hoping that it doesn't get canceled or
Speaker 1: anything because there's a busy few weeks coming up for us.
Speaker 2: You don't want to get canceled for wind. And then
Speaker 2: before you're like, is this meant to be. I don't
Speaker 2: want to be halfway on the drive up there they
Speaker 2: go boys, there's been a wind warning.
Speaker 1: Or get there and then it gets canceled. It's a
Speaker 1: two and a half hour drive from the metro area.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a long day, and then two and
Speaker 2: a half back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very long day, five hour transit. Apparently once you
Speaker 1: check in it's like a one to two hour wait
Speaker 1: until you actually go up. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's a long day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be interesting. I'm prepared for it. And then
Speaker 1: the day after, which will also be talking about next episode.
Speaker 1: We're going on a little lad's day, aren't we. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you myself, Josh Rognetta. We're going to a Perth Glory
Speaker 1: game to sit pitch side, crazy, very cheeky. And then
Speaker 1: after that we're going out Mount Lawley. Should be good fun.
Speaker 2: It should be a great game of soccer.
Speaker 1: Ever, yeah, that he's watching and yeah, Gloria horrific this year.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately two wins from like twenty three games.
Speaker 2: Any one goals conceded.
Speaker 1: Hey, we're going to see goals and I hope that,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe they'll get a win on the board.
Speaker 1: In our press.
Speaker 2: If they get a draw, I'll be very happy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've been to a glory game in a very long time.
Speaker 2: It could be ten years.
Speaker 1: Glory games when we were younger were actually good because team.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, ever since we made that Grand Final and
Speaker 2: lost it at Optus, the team's just gone to shit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was their moment. It themselves in like West Australian culture.
Speaker 1: They did not see. They did not see.
Speaker 2: That was sad on penalties too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember I used to give you guys social
Speaker 1: soccer updates of the Thursday night games. It's the award
Speaker 1: night tonight, So there you go. So fingers crossed. I
Speaker 1: said to you boys in the chart, if I'm not
Speaker 1: top three, I'll riot.
Speaker 2: Yep, you call for a recount. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They say availability is the best ability, and available I
Speaker 1: was this season. I didn't miss a game, and look,
Speaker 1: that might help me if I am to win, that
Speaker 1: might help me. From playing every game, there's more chances
Speaker 1: to poll obviously, So we'll see how that goes. Top
Speaker 1: scorer for the year. You know, it would have been
Speaker 1: pretty high up in the association toober. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I will see, we'll see. We'll update you guys
Speaker 1: on that next week as well. Unfortunately, as the boys
Speaker 1: in this group, in this team have gotten older, less
Speaker 1: time to organize the official presentation and stuff, so it's
Speaker 1: not a big night now. So we're going to a
Speaker 1: pub in Guildford. Ye, and it's actually Blake Jones's birthday today,
Speaker 1: so happy birthday to him. That works out, Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: the captain of the team. So we're getting together, having
Speaker 1: a feed, having a few pints and going over the
Speaker 1: votes throughout the night. So it should work out well.
Speaker 1: Not the presentation that I've always been hoping for, hoping
Speaker 1: to attend.
Speaker 2: But gold jacket or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it is a presentation nonetheless in a different format.
Speaker 1: So yeah, very excited for that. And lucky it's in Guildford.
Speaker 1: I can just walk to Grace of Mate, so it's
Speaker 1: only like ten minute ork or something, so that'll be good.
Speaker 1: Excited for that. What are you up to this weekend?
Speaker 2: This weekend? Not a lot planned really, Yeah, no plans
Speaker 2: this weekend. Chill out, relax and then watch the Crows.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm not expecting a win this weekend, tough away game.
Speaker 1: At least he banks some early ones.
Speaker 2: That's the thing. And I think you know they've taken
Speaker 2: Matt Crouch out of the team this week, so he's
Speaker 2: been managed. So I would say, you know, there's a
Speaker 2: bit of long term management happening. I'm not expecting to
Speaker 2: win Gold Coaster full strengths. I think it's going to
Speaker 2: be tough any team to win there. I just want
Speaker 2: a good performance. It's a good test, you know. I'd
Speaker 2: love to win. Not expecting. It's not going to ruin
Speaker 2: my weekend. If we lose, if we get pumped, we
Speaker 2: will be pretty sad. But yeah, I just want a
Speaker 2: good game. It should be a good game. It should
Speaker 2: be good. I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Who do you have, Bulldogs? What's a tough game Sunday
Speaker 1: over here.
Speaker 2: It's a tough game.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we'll see how we go. Like, to be honest,
Speaker 1: the way we're playing is poor. Game style is unattractive.
Speaker 1: But we have a good list and I'm just hoping
Speaker 1: that the talent will like the creamal rise to the top.
Speaker 1: But I don't know that. Like West Coast have a
Speaker 1: sorry the Bulldogs have a lot of injuries at the
Speaker 1: moment performing but really there should be no excuses for Frio,
Speaker 1: like with the list we have and you know they've
Speaker 1: got no bond, no weightman Libbers doing all the work
Speaker 1: in the midfield and all the work Workhorse. Still no
Speaker 1: tra law. I just don't know how we're going to
Speaker 1: handle Sam Darcy. He's a superstar kid, just a giant,
Speaker 1: like he's just a freak. So yeah, I'm not too confident.
Speaker 1: But it's a game that we should be winning.
Speaker 2: Yep, that's fair.
Speaker 1: Richmond next week at gatherun in the Barossa Valley probably
Speaker 1: beautiful venue. Beautiful venue. I'd actually love to go there
Speaker 1: do some wine tasting. Not even big wine guy, but
Speaker 1: I'll do it. I love that shit. They're all made.
Speaker 1: But yeah, just quickly on the skydiving, I forgot to mention,
Speaker 1: I'm going to film the whole process and I might
Speaker 1: even pop it on YouTube. I might make a personal
Speaker 1: YouTube as well, so I might pop that out for
Speaker 1: you guys to enjoy. And yeah, let's get onto some
Speaker 1: confessions deal now a lot this week we've gone back
Speaker 1: to our roots. It's been a while since we've done
Speaker 1: relationship stuff or dating. You know, the essence of our show,
Speaker 1: not particularly early early days, but that whole middle part
Speaker 1: of our I guess lifetime of this show was talking
Speaker 1: about you guys making light of shit situations, enjoying your downfalls,
Speaker 1: and we've brought that back this week. We put a
Speaker 1: couple of stories out and we've got some good ones today.
Speaker 1: So let's startories with some of.
Speaker 2: The conspiracy theory. A nice single video.
Speaker 1: Too, Yeah, which one is that one? Is it here? Though? Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll put that after confessions and then we'll do Spanish
Speaker 1: last around out the episode, but let's start off with
Speaker 1: this one. I'll run the sting. It's now time to
Speaker 1: dive into your deepest and darkest confessions. Let's hear what
Speaker 1: the people have to get off their chest, all right,
Speaker 1: So this has been sent in by our good friends.
Speaker 1: A female. A boy got twelve oysters for us on
Speaker 1: a first date already, that's.
Speaker 2: Been twelve Twelve's a lot of twelve six.
Speaker 1: East twelve oysters for us on a first date. I'm
Speaker 1: a vegetarian. Then he got offended and ate them all.
Speaker 1: He ate twelve bro He ate twelve oysters. Oysters on
Speaker 1: a first date. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's risky business. He's trying to be classy, that's
Speaker 2: what he's trying to do. She's gone, I'm a vegetarian.
Speaker 2: He's gone. What I just spent fucking I don't know
Speaker 2: how much oysters goes. I feel like there are a lot.
Speaker 2: If you're out and you buy twelve of.
Speaker 1: Them, and then he knocks them all back himself, just
Speaker 1: looking at her while they're slurping him. Oh and I
Speaker 1: did ask her, I said, I assume that was the
Speaker 1: only date. No response back yet, but I assume there
Speaker 1: wouldn't have been another date after that. Do you reckon?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I'd be surprised.
Speaker 1: It's something it's hard to establish. Like if you are vegetarian,
Speaker 1: probably mention it before you mention it.
Speaker 2: Any food things you should mention I'm vegan, I'm vegetarian.
Speaker 1: Just so they know, because then you stop that from happening.
Speaker 1: But I guess you got your answer on is this
Speaker 1: guy worthy of a second date? By his offended response, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true, Like you're probably not gonna be compatible if
Speaker 1: he's taken it the wrong way. Yeah yeah, Like if
Speaker 1: that happened, you can probably laugh it off and go, oh, well,
Speaker 1: oh well it is what it is. But yeah, he's
Speaker 1: looking at her.
Speaker 2: We should ask first, do you want some oysters?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually yeah, oh so what do you what do
Speaker 2: you want to get he's just got twelve oisters mate.
Speaker 1: Now, Oh, I did the fingers a bit sweaty there?
Speaker 1: Oh when deal walked in today. We tried, but we
Speaker 1: usually on a potty morning, pretty good, great us like
Speaker 1: just class.
Speaker 2: This one had nothing in it. It was dainty.
Speaker 1: This one we calibration was off.
Speaker 2: Yep, it didn't really connect and like there was no
Speaker 2: power in it.
Speaker 1: There was no sound, just almost it was like our
Speaker 1: fingers like we were like and it was disgusting. It
Speaker 1: was revolting, and we didn't We couldn't look at each
Speaker 1: other for a minute after that. So that was yuck.
Speaker 2: All right. This is from I won't say his name. Yeah,
Speaker 2: on our first official data as a couple, I got
Speaker 2: a stomach bug halfway through.
Speaker 1: Not good.
Speaker 2: I just thought the food wasn't agreeing with me, so
Speaker 2: I kind of played it off. We go back to
Speaker 2: our sister's place and while we're there, I almost shipped
Speaker 2: myself right in front of everyone. We were downstairs talking
Speaker 2: and I can just feel my body immediately heat up
Speaker 2: and I can feel like a bead of sweat go
Speaker 2: down my back. I asked for the bathroom and they
Speaker 2: point to the one on the main floor. I go
Speaker 2: in there and don't want to use the bathroom because
Speaker 2: I knew they would hear me go through a life
Speaker 2: changing event. Instead, I come out say thank you like
Speaker 2: I used it, and we go back to talking. I
Speaker 2: feel even more sweat and I start to panic. We're
Speaker 2: talking again about the restaurant of the day, and in
Speaker 2: the middle of a nice conversation, I'm looking at my
Speaker 2: now girlfriend and with my eyes I'm telling her, I
Speaker 2: need you to take me upstairs now. I'm motioning with
Speaker 2: my thumb, my head, anything to make it clear that
Speaker 2: I need to be alone. She takes me upstairs, and
Speaker 2: when I get into that bathroom, I'm immediately locked the
Speaker 2: door and in a panic, rip my pants off and
Speaker 2: I just have the worst diary of my life, like
Speaker 2: a halfway mixed slushy. It just pours out, and I'm
Speaker 2: just fearing that everyone in the house can hear me
Speaker 2: unload in the bathroom. It all ends after what feels
Speaker 2: like half an hour. Thankfully I didn't clog the toilet.
Speaker 2: That was my second fear. As I get up to
Speaker 2: wash my hands, I feel like it's coming on again,
Speaker 2: so I step over to the toilet as soon as
Speaker 2: I lift the seat, I vomit everywhere. It's on the bowl,
Speaker 2: the ground, the wall. I'm puking violently. I stop puking
Speaker 2: after ten minutes and I sit there and stare at
Speaker 2: the whole caused. I tried my best to clean it
Speaker 2: with wet wipes, but the damage was too great. I
Speaker 2: washed my hands. Step into the hallway and my girlfriend
Speaker 2: comes out of her room, big smile on her face,
Speaker 2: but she can see my thousand yard stair.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: She asked if I'm okay. I say I am, but
Speaker 2: that we have a problem. I look her dead in
Speaker 2: the eyes and say I need a mop, lie so
Speaker 2: and whatever else cleaning supplies your sister has. She asked
Speaker 2: what happened in there, and I told her all the
Speaker 2: details and her mouth drops open. She asked if I'm okay,
Speaker 2: And obviously I just let everything out. So I was
Speaker 2: feeling amazing, but the embarrassment that I was going to
Speaker 2: come my way, I was beat red. I stepped downstairs
Speaker 2: and her sister and her boyfriend are right there, and
Speaker 2: I said this, I totally understand if you never want
Speaker 2: to invite me over again. I'm sorry to ruin this.
Speaker 2: Do you have a mop? And any cleaning supplies. I
Speaker 2: absolutely ruined the bathroom upstairs and everyone just dies laughing.
Speaker 2: So to end it, they gave me all the supplies.
Speaker 2: I cleaned the bathroom like I was a professional, and
Speaker 2: immediately left. Turns out there was a virus going around
Speaker 2: I had caught. The bright part of this story is
Speaker 2: that they said I cleaned up so well, and they
Speaker 2: were impressed with me coming down and not hiding from
Speaker 2: the shame that I marked the bathroom. Thanks fellas, I
Speaker 2: respect it. That's a tough situation, man.
Speaker 1: He's stitched up to the highest level. Yeah, yeah, stitched
Speaker 1: up to the highest.
Speaker 2: I feel for him in that because you're in a
Speaker 2: foreign environment, it's a first date. That's the worst timing.
Speaker 1: There must have been severe damage to the bathroom, like, oh, bro,
Speaker 1: it would have stunk of shit. Just fucked and then
Speaker 1: him on now a cleaning job. Well, I thought that
Speaker 1: they were going to offer him a cleaning job. You
Speaker 1: can clean for our house professional. But he's with her now,
Speaker 1: so that that early day honesty.
Speaker 2: Came to blessed him, really did, because she goes well,
Speaker 2: you know, in a situation that's stressful, you don't shy away.
Speaker 1: No, you go ten toes and you you want him? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do a fair bla. I didn't like the whole
Speaker 1: passage and how descriptive he was was great for the story,
Speaker 1: but hearing it made me feel a bit sick. I
Speaker 1: feel ceasy. There's been situations, luckily, touchwood. I've never been
Speaker 1: in a situation where it's been a date and anything
Speaker 1: like that's happened yep, or a special occasion. Usually it happens,
Speaker 1: you know, on holiday or something yep. But yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that's a tough one. But respect to him yep. And
Speaker 1: respect to the family as well for just accepting it
Speaker 1: and going you know what, I make him feel bad.
Speaker 1: You know what, You've owned it, you've cleaned it, and
Speaker 1: we respect that. All right. We have another one here,
Speaker 1: a local one. My boyfriend and I met on the
Speaker 1: last night of leavers while both messed up allegedly. So
Speaker 1: leavers for those who don't know, is schoolies. Schoolies is
Speaker 1: what you do after you finished school. It's a celebration.
Speaker 1: It's a party, you know. As I was leaving with
Speaker 1: my friends, I went up to him to say by,
Speaker 1: and he asked for my snapchat, making eye contact with
Speaker 1: my boobs. Can I have your snapchat and he's just
Speaker 1: off his head bro looking at her titties.
Speaker 2: She loves him.
Speaker 1: We've been dating for over two years and it still
Speaker 1: makes me laugh to this day. Okay, so she liked
Speaker 1: the little you know you're looking at me That means
Speaker 1: you like me. Also, the first night he was allowed
Speaker 1: to stay at my house was the night after a
Speaker 1: boat party. Who are these people? The next morning, we
Speaker 1: were chilling in my room and he farts. We laugh
Speaker 1: and I said that sounded a bit wet, and he goes,
Speaker 1: ha ha, that one almost got me. Two mins go
Speaker 1: by and he goes to the toilet. He messaged me
Speaker 1: after five minutes of not knowing what to do and
Speaker 1: stressing himself out and told me he had shouted himself. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: he was wearing my rugby shorts. I had to sneak
Speaker 1: some of my brothers underwear and find news brothers underwear.
Speaker 1: Your boyfriend's wearing your brother's underwear. This guy's a grub bro,
Speaker 1: a grub relationship. He then threw my rugby shorts in
Speaker 1: the bin, so the evidence wasn't in the house. This
Speaker 1: was only a week into us dating. As well, he
Speaker 1: was messaging his best mate and was stressing, thinking that
Speaker 1: I was going to break up with him over it,
Speaker 1: but I just laughed with him. I also was going
Speaker 1: to ask my brother to take him home, as I
Speaker 1: was not in a state to drive, but he got
Speaker 1: an uber instead because he didn't want to be embarrassed.
Speaker 1: His nickname ever since has been Shati McGhee. Shati McGee.
Speaker 2: They like that, I bet you. They do motocross together too.
Speaker 1: So he's looking at her tits at levers, Oh, can
Speaker 1: I have your snapchat? And then she goes, he's the one.
Speaker 1: They start dating. A week into the relationship, he comes over,
Speaker 1: he farts in her bed. That's early. I held off
Speaker 1: on all mine for my crazy broths. And then she goes,
Speaker 1: she loves it. Was that wet That sounded like a
Speaker 1: wet one. Ha.
Speaker 2: He's just shut it all over my let's block her.
Speaker 1: Shady McGhee.
Speaker 2: All right, my ex slid into my life because of
Speaker 2: my jeep wrangler. What apparently I was just a rugged
Speaker 2: accessory to her. We dated and I thought it was
Speaker 2: all good until we broke up. She turned into a
Speaker 2: budget super villain. She tried to claim half my brother's inheritance.
Speaker 2: Then she told her lawyer. We owned everything, the house
Speaker 2: to cars, my dignity, all of it, finance and mortgage
Speaker 2: to the hilt. But she didn't care. She went full
Speaker 2: soap opera, having me served papers at work in front
Speaker 2: of everyone. Surprise, you're on divorce court. She thought she'd
Speaker 2: shot off with two hundred grand, but she ended up broke,
Speaker 2: in debt and probably mad. She didn't keep the jeep
Speaker 2: in the settlement. Moral of the story date someone who
Speaker 2: loves you more than your car, or at least knows
Speaker 2: what finance means.
Speaker 1: Crazy.
Speaker 2: Wow, She wanted everything. And I can see in his
Speaker 2: photo's actually married now, so that's amazing, and he's a
Speaker 2: dad nice good for you mate, So he escaped.
Speaker 1: She wanted everything, Bro, That one's like a bit too
Speaker 1: waited for us on this show. Like there's a lot
Speaker 1: going on there and there's a lot of money at staate.
Speaker 1: She wanted all the money brother's inheritance.
Speaker 2: She wanted his brother's inheritances. I don't even know, bro,
Speaker 2: gold digger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's disgusting. Gold digger all right. I like this
Speaker 1: when people put a title and write it properly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: tinder meat gone wrong.
Speaker 2: Oh this happens regularly.
Speaker 1: I think I matched with this guy on Tinder once
Speaker 1: and in his bio it said professional athlete, so I
Speaker 1: thought that that was the first win that a pro
Speaker 1: athlete matched with me. After a few casual messages back
Speaker 1: and forth, he asked if I wanted to meet him
Speaker 1: and go for a drive. I thought that would be cute.
Speaker 1: Keep in mind, I'm freshly eighteen when this happened, so
Speaker 1: expectations of a first date were fairly low. He picks
Speaker 1: me up and proceeds to draw I've around my block
Speaker 1: and parks up a couple of houses down from my house.
Speaker 1: I asked what we were doing and why he had
Speaker 1: parked up. He goes, oh, you know these gas prices
Speaker 1: these days, ha ha, why don't we just park up
Speaker 1: and talk? Smirky face. I almost laughed in his face because,
Speaker 1: like what, but I went along with it. Anyways, we
Speaker 1: start talking and I'm intrigued about his bio saying pro athlete,
Speaker 1: so I ask about that. He starts talking. He starts
Speaker 1: talking it up, explaining how he travels overseas and has
Speaker 1: girls all over him, but still doesn't reveal what sport
Speaker 1: it is. I ask what sport it is, and he
Speaker 1: tells me it's squash, squash, professional squash. He's put that
Speaker 1: in he's by a pro athlete, but he hasn't put
Speaker 1: any like photos of him playing.
Speaker 2: Just a pro athlete, not pro squash player.
Speaker 1: Not to judge squash or his career, but one, what
Speaker 1: even is squash? And two, the way he was talking
Speaker 1: about him, you'd think he was in the NBA or something.
Speaker 1: A little later, I decide that I think it's time
Speaker 1: for me to walk back to my house. I start
Speaker 1: to say goodbye and get out, but he insists on
Speaker 1: driving me. He takes five whole minutes to defog the
Speaker 1: windows before he drives me ten meters down the road
Speaker 1: to my house. He then insists on giving me a
Speaker 1: hug goodbye. After the first hug, he asks for another hug,
Speaker 1: then another, and then another.
Speaker 2: He hugs bro.
Speaker 1: On the fifth hug, he twirls me. I cringe for
Speaker 1: the rest of the night. So, firstly he's lied, and
Speaker 1: he said I'm a squash guy. No, no, sorry. Firstly,
Speaker 1: he said I'm a professional.
Speaker 2: Athlete, okay, and he technically is technically yeah, but there's
Speaker 2: a big asterix yes.
Speaker 1: And look, maybe we can also blame the girl for saying, oh,
Speaker 1: bright lights, he's a professional athlete. I want to hang
Speaker 1: out with him.
Speaker 2: Paddle player. I'll tell you that he's not a real man.
Speaker 1: He's no hose Al Salvador a real man. That's I
Speaker 1: like that. One's good, but it's crazy that. So they
Speaker 1: have a conversation in the car. He pulls over because
Speaker 1: he just want to gets down to business.
Speaker 2: He's thinking, I'm a pro squash plan.
Speaker 1: Girls are all over me. Firstly, who's all over you?
Speaker 2: Who goes to can't even watch squash games? Don't even
Speaker 2: a crowd of seven bro whatever.
Speaker 1: And then when they're leaving, she first this is actually
Speaker 1: pisses me off. Now she goes, I'm just going to
Speaker 1: walk home, you know, just down the road ten meters, you.
Speaker 2: Know, driven her around the corner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy, drive around the corner. Just stop. He
Speaker 1: wants to make out with her something which fuel prices
Speaker 1: a pro athlete, don't Yeah, I don't want to drive
Speaker 1: around squash ain't paying. And then as she's trying to
Speaker 1: leave d fogs for five minutes, goes to the house.
Speaker 1: Let's hug, you know, let's have a hug. And then
Speaker 1: he wants another one, and another one, and another picks
Speaker 1: her up twelve twelve.
Speaker 2: It's a Disney movie. Bro, what the fuck? This one's good?
Speaker 2: This is our conspiracy days and I love this from
Speaker 2: a bloke who sends in stuff all the time.
Speaker 1: He's actually an irishman living in Perth.
Speaker 2: Nice bro. I have a theory that coronavirus was created
Speaker 2: to push TikTok. When did TikTok become worldwide popular during lockdown?
Speaker 2: Who owns TikTok?
Speaker 1: China?
Speaker 2: Who created the coronavirus?
Speaker 1: Chinese?
Speaker 2: They're using it to grab our data. This is why
Speaker 2: America want to ban it because they know they've been full.
Speaker 1: Now we know that, we know that allegedly the Chinese
Speaker 1: have been taking data from TikTok accounts and they use
Speaker 1: all this information.
Speaker 2: Would take our data? Yeah, for sure, they would analyze
Speaker 2: the data. There's I don't it's a great way to
Speaker 2: make money.
Speaker 1: What you like?
Speaker 2: It did become very popular during COVID. It definitely people
Speaker 2: needed something to watch. Yes, what did they have this
Speaker 2: amazing app? Quick content like you've never seen before. I
Speaker 2: don't mind that. I don't mind, don't mind it at all.
Speaker 1: I don't mind. And look, we don't have to wholeheartedly
Speaker 1: believe a theory.
Speaker 2: Conspiracy theory that thing. I enjoy them me too, ye
Speaker 2: because timeline wise, it makes perfect sense.
Speaker 1: We're going to keep everyone at home around the world,
Speaker 1: and all they're going to do is scroll on this
Speaker 1: amazing app.
Speaker 2: They're fucking genius.
Speaker 1: Now they've got all our data and they're going to
Speaker 1: take over.
Speaker 2: Fucking genius.
Speaker 1: That's good, thank you. Motion like the Ocean boy have
Speaker 1: jobs or what they need some allies?
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: All right, I'll keep this short because I can't be
Speaker 1: fucked writing in depth. But basically I was seeing this
Speaker 1: girl for a while that eventually ended, found a new girl,
Speaker 1: and she became my girlfriend. Okay, yep. One day we
Speaker 1: pulled into her driveway and she reaches for something of
Speaker 1: hers in the side door and also at the same
Speaker 1: time found this pink crystal. I didn't know what it was,
Speaker 1: but apparently it's a love crystal, and realized the old
Speaker 1: girl put it in there without me knowing.
Speaker 2: The love crystal.
Speaker 1: Basically, my old girl was trying to cast a spell.
Speaker 2: Put that love crystal in the car.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave that pink love crystal. You know we've
Speaker 1: broken up, but I'm gonna leave that there because I'm
Speaker 1: gonna always love you. You're gonna always have something for
Speaker 1: me because that love crystals in your car that side
Speaker 1: door panel.
Speaker 2: Remember love that A he would?
Speaker 1: I didn't. So yeah, she's basically trying to cast a spell.
Speaker 1: Long behind, long behind, long behold. I think anyway, the
Speaker 1: new girlfriend at the time made me smash it into
Speaker 1: pieces in her driveway. Who are these people?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 2: Smash it up?
Speaker 1: Mash it up in the driveway. This is now the
Speaker 1: reason why I don't believe in crystals, because that love
Speaker 1: Crystal didn't do shit. And then he ended it with
Speaker 1: sneaky bitch.
Speaker 2: Whoa oh, smash it up, the bro smash it up.
Speaker 2: I'd probably just throw it away.
Speaker 1: He got these like.
Speaker 2: Bro, She's like, maybe they're arguing, and he goes, he'll
Speaker 2: never he'll never forget me, and she just pops a
Speaker 2: little love Crystal in the door.
Speaker 1: Found a new girl. She became my girlfriend. Yeah. Wow,
Speaker 1: the love Crystal just in the door.
Speaker 2: Boy, I do like that is a good story.
Speaker 1: I love that. Now we have a couple more conspiracies.
Speaker 2: Deal we got sent in.
Speaker 1: Oh it's from a guy.
Speaker 2: It was Perth based, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah? He sent in so that this was it was
Speaker 1: very intriguing. Right, this guy goes, what type of theories
Speaker 1: do you want? I have them all, So I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: all right, this guy's like master, Yeah, I said, give
Speaker 1: us one to two this week and one to two
Speaker 1: for next week. You know, we'll spread it out. And
Speaker 1: he goes, bet well, well, to start, Perth has its
Speaker 1: fair share of undergrounds. Pretty interesting shit if you want
Speaker 1: the local stuff, but otherwise, one of my favorites is
Speaker 1: that we used pine Gap to find Osama bin Laden.
Speaker 1: So he sends us this, right, and it's just a reel.
Speaker 4: I'm an architect of twenty years, a member of American
Speaker 4: Institute of Architects, and I've been studying steel frame fireproof
Speaker 4: buildings for about that long.
Speaker 5: We asked that for clarification, because as we get into this,
Speaker 5: we want people to make sure that you're not just
Speaker 5: somebody with a wacky idea. Okay, you come with some
Speaker 5: science to you, what is the official reason for the
Speaker 5: collapse of the World Trades.
Speaker 1: Cent our towers.
Speaker 4: Well, we're told that the planes hit the buildings and
Speaker 4: there was an explosion and a fire, and about an
Speaker 4: hour and a half later. In the case of the
Speaker 4: North Tower. The buildings collapse due their structural weakening due
Speaker 4: to the fires. The problem is is that we don't
Speaker 4: have large gradual deformations associated with collapses, and fires in
Speaker 4: high rises have never brought down a steel frame of
Speaker 4: high raise building at all ever. And what we have, unfortunately,
Speaker 4: is the evidence in the Twin Towers and the third
Speaker 4: skyscraper to collapse that day, which most people don't know
Speaker 4: anything about it. We have the evidence of the ten
Speaker 4: key features of controlled demolition. In the case of Building seven,
Speaker 4: it collapses straight down into its own footprint at free
Speaker 4: fall speed in the first one hundred feet. It's dropping,
Speaker 4: as you can see, symmetrically smoothly at free fall speed
Speaker 4: in the first one hundred feet two and a half seconds.
Speaker 1: This is uncanny.
Speaker 4: There's forty thousand tons of structural steel designed to resist
Speaker 4: this collapse.
Speaker 5: What forty seven story building?
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is called Building seven right a football field
Speaker 4: away from the Twin Towers.
Speaker 5: Okay, so what we're showing is left. What happened in fact,
Speaker 5: right is the controlled where you are using or the
Speaker 5: people who made this happen used demolition, and it's a
Speaker 5: direct vice.
Speaker 4: And you can see that indeed almost free file speed,
Speaker 4: free file acceleration through forty thousand tons of structural steel.
Speaker 4: That is uncanny.
Speaker 2: So we have set.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh, my arm's hurting from holding that up. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So that was World Trade Center stuff.
Speaker 6: Yea.
Speaker 2: And it was actually that's creepy in the video. I've
Speaker 2: seen a bit on that before, and yeah, I see
Speaker 2: where they're coming from.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The side by side on that was interesting. It
Speaker 1: was a controlled demolition of a building where the building
Speaker 1: just drops into the Yeah, the same. And he's saying
Speaker 1: fire doesn't cause steel buildings to just structure fall from
Speaker 1: his research. And then this guy. I thought this guy
Speaker 1: was going to type out a message or send us
Speaker 1: a link, but he's just sending us tiktoks. Anyway, this
Speaker 1: guy has sent us a TikTok. This is the Perth
Speaker 1: based one.
Speaker 2: So okay, let's have this One's good.
Speaker 1: Let's have a watch. Have you watched this one? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, let's talk some per Urban legends first time.
Speaker 7: It's believed by many Perth locals that Heap Ledger, known
Speaker 7: for his brawls, the Joker, is still alone and kicking
Speaker 7: in the most ely city in the world. Some say
Speaker 7: they've seen him working the register at a bottleo.
Speaker 1: Others claim they've seen.
Speaker 7: Him out and about walking a dog in the street.
Speaker 7: Next up, it said there is a cult that performs
Speaker 7: sacrificial rituals within King's Park. Apparently for years they've been
Speaker 7: hunting the homeless, searching for the perfect vessel for whatever
Speaker 7: a fairy spirit they want to bring to earth. Some
Speaker 7: even claim there's a series of underground tunnels below the
Speaker 7: park to get around.
Speaker 2: And finally, it.
Speaker 7: Said there's sunken treasure just off the coast of Perth.
Speaker 7: In nineteen eighty three, the Key Biscay and oil rig
Speaker 7: was being towed just north of Perth. Strong winds and
Speaker 7: rough seas snapped the tow line and damaged the vessel,
Speaker 7: causing it to take on water before sinking to the
Speaker 7: bottom of the ocean. It said that deep within this
Speaker 7: wreckage is a save filled with millions of dollars of diamonds.
Speaker 7: Some say the captain was a crime lord looking to
Speaker 7: hide his ill gotten gains. Others say it was hush money.
Speaker 2: But if anything bad ever did go down.
Speaker 1: Interesting you're looking for that treasure? Bro Now the King's
Speaker 1: Park one we've heard and talked.
Speaker 2: About a lot of creepy stuff about King's Park.
Speaker 1: We've heard there are you know, there's a cult and
Speaker 1: they're in the bushy area and at nighttime people can
Speaker 1: hear things, people can see things. There's I've heard a
Speaker 1: lot about that. It's where you would do it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: overlooking the city.
Speaker 2: Big moon.
Speaker 1: Yeah you need that moonlight.
Speaker 2: Don't need that moonlight, bro energy, it's crazy in.
Speaker 1: A full moon.
Speaker 2: Boy.
Speaker 1: And what he was saying that they take homeless and
Speaker 1: they're trying to find the perfect vessel to bring whatever
Speaker 1: they like.
Speaker 2: I don't like that at all.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're trying to bring to earth.
Speaker 1: I don't understand that bit. But I do believe something
Speaker 1: dodgy's going on out there for sure. We've heard too
Speaker 1: much about it for it not to be He's ledge one, Nah,
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's doing it.
Speaker 1: That's just blokes that look like him. I think there's
Speaker 1: a lot. There's a lot of look his brother looks
Speaker 1: like like, yeah, popping behind a bottle of and you know,
Speaker 1: change his haircut and that teeth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so a lot of guys look like Heath Ledger.
Speaker 1: That one. I don't know about and do they even
Speaker 1: know like the captain of that ship that sunk, because
Speaker 1: they're saying that he could have been like a crime lord.
Speaker 1: That's just it could have.
Speaker 2: Been Surely someone would have found that by now. If
Speaker 2: it's just off the coast of perse yeah, maybe just
Speaker 2: off me. People live on boats, bro.
Speaker 1: He's kilometers off or something. But anyway, let's get onto Spanish.
Speaker 1: We'll finish off. We have some good stuff sent in here.
Speaker 1: And I actually asked for this lesson yesterday. I said,
Speaker 1: you know, we're getting into paddle, right, we want to
Speaker 1: know some paddle specific words, some things we can use
Speaker 1: when we're playing against the Spanish duo, because.
Speaker 2: That's who we're going to be playing against.
Speaker 1: All right, so let's play the sting classes.
Speaker 3: Espaniel, Malmos, lad the Father.
Speaker 1: So obviously for us paddle. All right, today we're going
Speaker 1: to talk about paddle.
Speaker 3: So there's lots of words here.
Speaker 6: You don't have to do them all. But first we
Speaker 6: can say, Mamosa, who are pad We're going to play paddles?
Speaker 2: Who are Adel?
Speaker 6: We can also incorporate words from last week, so what
Speaker 6: day are we going to play paddles?
Speaker 3: Paddle? El viness?
Speaker 1: What was Verness again, is that Wednesday or Thursday?
Speaker 2: Vines I'm thinking there, I don't know, I can't ride.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna know.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, let me scroll up. I'll scroll up and.
Speaker 2: Find Vines.
Speaker 1: Elnez, el Martes, el Mirceles, el Jueves, el Vines so
Speaker 1: is Friday Friday, and then El Sabado Saturday, El Domingo Sunday. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, let's go to the next.
Speaker 6: Some phrases you might hear being used is vamos we
Speaker 6: all know about yep for venga manga is like, come.
Speaker 1: On, okay, so vamos we can use that. We know
Speaker 1: that that's a rafae on the move. And then what
Speaker 1: was that other one? Vinger Vinger Dinger ms Vinger thenger.
Speaker 1: You probably wouldn't use both in the same you know.
Speaker 2: Probably because it'd be like repeating yourself.
Speaker 6: Is the match? So we can say, let's start the match.
Speaker 6: Comment Thamos comment.
Speaker 1: Samos el, I need that one more time.
Speaker 2: Then let's start the match.
Speaker 6: Comment Thamos comment Samos.
Speaker 2: L Paros el.
Speaker 1: Let's start, and we've got some so we can have
Speaker 1: a look at comment Samos comments let's start the match. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, when.
Speaker 6: You want to say that you're going for the ball
Speaker 6: like me or mine, you can say void.
Speaker 1: I'm going okay, this is good. I like this.
Speaker 6: When you want someone else to go for the ball,
Speaker 6: it's a hurry out.
Speaker 1: You can say like people, yeah boy boy boy, okay,
Speaker 1: this is good.
Speaker 6: If you want to say you've won a match, you
Speaker 6: can says and if for some strange reason you've lost
Speaker 6: the matchs.
Speaker 2: We lost the match. I'll never say that one. I
Speaker 2: won't even learn it.
Speaker 1: And then everyone a little bit here at the end.
Speaker 3: Also sorry if you have already recorded is is is left?
Speaker 3: And that Edger is right?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I wanted to know left and right just
Speaker 1: for general knowledge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's hard, man, that's that's hard to say. Left
Speaker 2: and right is.
Speaker 1: Da is kerda left?
Speaker 2: I reckon. They don't say left and right that much
Speaker 2: in Spanish because it's too hard. They just can't be
Speaker 2: fine too long.
Speaker 1: Just going to quickly read through this. So, oh that's hard.
Speaker 1: So to I were going to talk about paddle. So
Speaker 1: is that o h O y O vamos del paddel,
Speaker 1: vamos padel vamos padel Let's play padel okay. And then
Speaker 1: this was like the whatever, So vamos padel on Friday yep, yep.
Speaker 1: And then there's el mer Kiles, which was Wednesday.
Speaker 2: I think, oh, then she's got so we've got comments amos,
Speaker 2: l patio. Let's start beginning the match.
Speaker 1: She didn't say that.
Speaker 2: Kill it smash it. Matalo yeah, mataloo.
Speaker 1: I think I like that kill killer, kill it, kill it,
Speaker 1: smash it.
Speaker 2: That's good. Vamos yeah, it sounds you suit Spanish. Whoa.
Speaker 1: We got heaps of ones down here, like small shot,
Speaker 1: like a slice shot or a drop shot, laquita that's.
Speaker 2: Bro imagine hitting them with a lab.
Speaker 1: El Global Global deca right, is querta is left? Pala racket,
Speaker 1: pelota ball. I really like the like the chip drop
Speaker 1: shot that's elite. Hit him with a drop shot, bro
Speaker 1: Hitten with drop shot laquita. That is a leadeh it
Speaker 1: was it lachiquita.
Speaker 2: Lachikita?
Speaker 1: I think so Laia small shot l Global for a
Speaker 1: lob shot. Is quiera left? I still don't know.
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 2: I think it's deca Yeah, Palla racket, balaa plotta pelota pelota.
Speaker 1: And then we had Venga come on, MS, let's go
Speaker 1: so we can use either of those ms padelamos padel
Speaker 1: el Mirkeles. Yeah, that's a good lesson d D. The
Speaker 1: ones that I was struggling with was the we won
Speaker 1: the match. We lost the match, but we only need
Speaker 1: to learn.
Speaker 2: We don't want to learn the last one we won
Speaker 2: the match.
Speaker 1: What is that? Amos L? I just want to hear
Speaker 1: that one more time.
Speaker 6: If you want to say you've won a match, you
Speaker 6: can sayamosos.
Speaker 1: L to tell your partner to go for it, d
Speaker 1: D D bo boy, I'm going for it, so mine
Speaker 1: might use that when I play footy next boy, boy's.
Speaker 2: Hell sick of footy. There there'd be a few in Australia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there would be. I'm trying to think like the
Speaker 1: AFL in twenty years, we're going to have so much multiculture. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's going to be a player from nearly every country. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's going to be.
Speaker 2: I can't wait until you see more Asians in footy. Okay,
Speaker 2: some Filipinos just tearing.
Speaker 1: We had Peter Bell dominate, we had Lin Jong the
Speaker 1: player missed out and some stuff, but there hasn't been
Speaker 1: many Asians.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Machido Owens I think he's half Okay, I'm trying to think, Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's not many as Bailey Banfield half as well be
Speaker 1: Lin Jong obviously full Asian's Bell as well. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: you want to see like as Filipino. Yeah, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think what I want to see.
Speaker 2: Because obviously we've got it'd be cool to see some
Speaker 2: like African Americans, see if they can dominate footy because
Speaker 2: they're good at every other sport with their with their athletics.
Speaker 1: How about a Mexican Ford pocket crazy, That's what I
Speaker 1: felt like Paulolo was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he gave that vibe, no doubt.
Speaker 1: What was his background Italian?
Speaker 2: I think Italian? Yeah, but he gave me like see Italians.
Speaker 2: A lot of Italians play Italian last names. That's more common.
Speaker 1: Interesting. Oh, it's going to be very interesting anyway, get
Speaker 1: excited to see how go skydiving and hearing about how
Speaker 1: what we get up to next weekend with and we
Speaker 1: get to see the Rog Dog. And it's only a
Speaker 1: few weeks away until we get to go down south
Speaker 1: with Rog and we get to stay in the elusive
Speaker 1: elusive house.
Speaker 2: It's only three weeks away. Sure this time in three weeks.
Speaker 1: Will be there. Yep, it'll be very fun.
Speaker 2: Yep, and Zac Day.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, have a lovely week. I hope you
Speaker 1: enjoy today's episode and send in your you know, your
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Speaker 1: we want to delve back into that for a bit,
Speaker 1: so send it through, let us know, and we'll see
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