Speaker 1: Jason Lauren on one hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning and welcome you Monday.
Speaker 3: Morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: We are back.
Speaker 3: We are back, baby morning, Clinty.
Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 4: I feel like I've been gone for three years.
Speaker 5: Well you know what, It's so funny because last night
Speaker 5: I was like, gosh, been to work for what feels
Speaker 5: like months.
Speaker 3: And as I drove in this morning, I was like,
Speaker 3: where'd that time go?
Speaker 6: It really threw me because she was early. She was
Speaker 6: before both you and you and I. You were both early. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I was lasting.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my, there's another teslor on the road,
Speaker 2: and I was like, it's Lauren. What's she doing here?
Speaker 5: Well before six came up this morning on my car,
Speaker 5: pull over safely and immediately you have flat tires, And
Speaker 5: I was like, I'll have to get out of jail
Speaker 5: free card.
Speaker 3: But that's also not happening my card.
Speaker 2: You just reminded me I've got a flat tire, but.
Speaker 3: I don't think I do. It doesn't look flat when
Speaker 3: I looked at it.
Speaker 2: Was it in the dark.
Speaker 3: But I also don't really know what flat tie looks like.
Speaker 3: Oh my, they're evenly flat. I wouldn't know. I could
Speaker 3: just tell you you could feel it the other No,
Speaker 3: what felt fine?
Speaker 4: Have you got the ones you can drive on? There?
Speaker 4: They go flat, you can still drive on them, I think.
Speaker 2: I hope so think you do, because I don't think that.
Speaker 2: I don't think loone packed a spare.
Speaker 4: Oh but they've got people going no, actually answer that?
Speaker 2: What's that? What they go to?
Speaker 4: The Tesla's they're off, you know, they're on the nose.
Speaker 4: They're on the nose at the moment.
Speaker 3: And so what you think someone slashed my tie?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Remember when we both barked on Clarendon Street here in
Speaker 6: South Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all three of us did in a row, like
Speaker 5: three little ducks one two, three in row on Clarendon
Speaker 5: Street because the gate in the office wasn't working.
Speaker 2: And who got a parking ticket?
Speaker 3: Only me, not you two?
Speaker 5: Because Tesla, you drive an Audie, you deserve a parking ticket.
Speaker 3: You're rear, you drive a Mercedes.
Speaker 2: After European.
Speaker 3: Not long, not long, just said Elon the eighty nine.
Speaker 6: You're one of them. You're lucky that they just slash
Speaker 6: your tires overseas, they're like burning.
Speaker 3: The car was a Tesla, Babe before Elon was too kookie.
Speaker 4: I was worried about saying, slash the tires. Now you've
Speaker 4: gone burning the cars.
Speaker 2: Mate, that's what they're doing overseas.
Speaker 5: They are who they hasn't Elon?
Speaker 3: Hasn't everyone just let Elon go?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, you should you know what traded
Speaker 6: in and get something a bit more subtle like the
Speaker 6: cyber tank.
Speaker 4: In the debate, Peter Dutton described him alone as an
Speaker 4: evil genius.
Speaker 6: That's what he called him, evil genius, genius.
Speaker 4: It's not evil because he's got so much money.
Speaker 5: It's great colizations, twenty four kids, got a lot of kids.
Speaker 2: You know me, you're what's.
Speaker 3: I don't know enough about it.
Speaker 2: We're going to get your fire extinguishing to carry.
Speaker 3: With you when you slashed my tires. Are really sad though, Hey.
Speaker 6: We have a massive show coming up. Concert tickets, money
Speaker 6: to go on a stack. I guess we'll run through it.
Speaker 6: Next good morn in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: We're back. Oh she's not great the weather this week.
Speaker 5: No, Look, I think I think the glory days are
Speaker 5: behind us. But I remember saying we said that was
Speaker 5: before the break. No, we just said if we get
Speaker 5: to Easter with good weather, we'd all be happy. And
Speaker 5: we got to Easter with glorious weather. We got to
Speaker 5: last weekend with glorious weather.
Speaker 2: School holiday weather, amazing, got them outside. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: let him run well.
Speaker 3: But I think I think it's I think it's done.
Speaker 3: I met last night.
Speaker 5: I've got the in laws in town, Paul's sister and
Speaker 5: husband who I love in town, and I was like, guys,
Speaker 5: it's chicken pot pie weather.
Speaker 3: I didn't go to Donovan.
Speaker 2: Donovan.
Speaker 5: I made a chicken pop pie and I was like,
Speaker 5: the weather's changed.
Speaker 2: The question.
Speaker 5: We've gone within twenty four hours from an outdoor some
Speaker 5: of barbecue, chicken pop bye, bred wine and fire.
Speaker 2: Question.
Speaker 6: Question, we're making a pie because I have grit where
Speaker 6: people make pies and there's no pie based.
Speaker 3: I didn't do the base. I didn't do the ba
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 2: Otherwise it's a soup and a bowl with a pastry lid.
Speaker 3: Wasn't that runny? But yeah, I know what you mean,
Speaker 3: but you.
Speaker 4: Need some sort of structural integrity to it.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: It's quite hard to make a bottom.
Speaker 4: He's not the bass, the bowl is not the base bowl.
Speaker 3: It was actually beautifully presented.
Speaker 5: And then Poul said, I want to do mashed potato,
Speaker 5: and I was so mad, because I did this beautiful
Speaker 5: chicken pot pie, the puff pastry. It was amazing, these
Speaker 5: beautiful greens and polks, that I'll do the potato. And
Speaker 5: he served it in a plastic salad bowl.
Speaker 3: I was like, dah, that's a bit rad. And there
Speaker 3: was enough mashed potato to serve eighty five.
Speaker 2: Mashed potato questions.
Speaker 3: I should have done it myself.
Speaker 2: So he used milk, butter or creep.
Speaker 3: I didn't watch that was his domain.
Speaker 4: Sometimes, can I tell you butter is the best, But
Speaker 4: sometimes you just need to slip of milk as well
Speaker 4: a little bit as well.
Speaker 3: In the mash. Some people use the wizzard for the
Speaker 3: mashed potato.
Speaker 2: I've got what you do, yeah, were mine's purely for
Speaker 2: mashed potato.
Speaker 5: Is it an electric mashed potato maker? Yeah, mashed potato
Speaker 5: like you put in the blender.
Speaker 2: Well, no you don't. I've got the electric mashed potato.
Speaker 2: Well that just goes up like a normal looks like
Speaker 2: a bar mix. But it's purely only made for mashed potato.
Speaker 5: Oh, you can't mix anything else, absolutely not. It's a
Speaker 5: marketing employees. You didn't need a barmix and a mashtato.
Speaker 5: So yeah, We've got the in laws in town, which
Speaker 5: has actually been quite fun.
Speaker 2: How long they're here for.
Speaker 5: They leave tomorrow right, and then they're back next month
Speaker 5: with the whole family. So this is like it's like
Speaker 5: it's like Paul's given me a dress rehearsal. Paul's one
Speaker 5: of five siblings, and it's like I've got a dress
Speaker 5: rehearsal with just one couple in town this weekend. Then
Speaker 5: they go, and then next month they all come to town.
Speaker 6: A couple of old Clark rubber mattresses for guests.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to pop around your.
Speaker 3: I'm shipping some off to a hotel.
Speaker 2: You can't do that, you can they can't stay with you.
Speaker 3: My house is not big enough.
Speaker 2: Well do you sleep on the couch.
Speaker 3: I've got an idea. I can say my house and
Speaker 3: I'll go to the hotel.
Speaker 2: That's a good idea.
Speaker 5: Now, that is a winning idea. You can have our room,
Speaker 5: the master bedroom, beautiful, beautiful on sweet feel.
Speaker 6: Fred is my head, right, I'll swing past after the
Speaker 6: breakfast buffet.
Speaker 5: It's a lot of pressure when you've got in law staying.
Speaker 5: I really really wanted to deliver on this chicken pop
Speaker 5: pie last night. I thought it was not my best,
Speaker 5: but it was still it was still pretty good. And
Speaker 5: then we went to bed and I said, oh, I
Speaker 5: was a bit disappointed. It wasn't it wasn't my best
Speaker 5: chicken pop pie. And Paul said it was okay. And
Speaker 5: then I said, how dumb are you? How dumb are
Speaker 5: you to not know that all you had to say
Speaker 5: at this very moment.
Speaker 3: And we're about to go to sleep. Oh babe, it
Speaker 3: was amazing.
Speaker 2: What so we are we cremating? What's what's what's happening
Speaker 2: with him?
Speaker 3: It was nice.
Speaker 4: Later on, I'm just interested how you made it? We
Speaker 4: did it have like a cream of mushroom soup?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, it was all fresh ingredients, but it
Speaker 5: was mushroom baked Campbell's.
Speaker 2: Is there any left? Could we get some coreed?
Speaker 3: So it was obviously good because there was none.
Speaker 5: And even as I was cleaning up, I saw Paul's
Speaker 5: brother in the light picking the last bit of the pastry. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but I did not make the bottom because it's too hard,
Speaker 5: really hard to make part.
Speaker 4: If it was a shepherd's.
Speaker 3: Sunday afternoon and it was like it, I'll just whip
Speaker 3: it's more an.
Speaker 6: Ornament that's what you want to hear from the chef. Sorry,
Speaker 6: it's not the best. I've been very busy in the
Speaker 6: kitchen tonight.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I put too much pressure on myself, wish myself.
Speaker 5: We should have just got takeaway. Also, why don't you
Speaker 5: just can't get a pa pooch chicken part?
Speaker 3: That's not the same as a homemade made and it
Speaker 3: would have been better than just a base.
Speaker 6: It's just got a eleven past six. We're going a
Speaker 6: huge show coming up. As we mentioned, Andy Allen in
Speaker 6: also going to be joined by Tim McDonald from The
Speaker 6: Cheap Seats And how would you like to go overseas
Speaker 6: and see this man?
Speaker 2: Bruna was in Las Vegas. That's a night out.
Speaker 6: You want to get on the standby list when you
Speaker 6: hear Bruno listen out and ring showers today it looks
Speaker 6: like a wet looking weak ahead. To be honest, kids
Speaker 6: tend back to school today. I packed the old poncho
Speaker 6: tops in nineteen we are going for were they not
Speaker 6: back last week for three days?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was a funny one somemore only.
Speaker 4: Two days week? Yeah, yeah, of course because it was
Speaker 4: Eastern Mondays man Zach Day.
Speaker 3: Do you know I had to google. Actually, no.
Speaker 2: Week, we got time.
Speaker 5: I couldn't work out why Eastern Anzac Day was so
Speaker 5: close together, so I had to google.
Speaker 3: How do they choose the dates for Easter? Did you
Speaker 3: know this?
Speaker 2: Easter's is at first weekend of that month?
Speaker 8: Night.
Speaker 3: It's got something to do with the moon. I've forgotten.
Speaker 4: Now we hang on.
Speaker 3: Something. Oh yeah, the Sunday after the solstice. I can't
Speaker 3: say that word.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, really rattle me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's never that club. Well, it's every ten years
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 6: I'm not normally playing two up with eggs in my pocket.
Speaker 6: Normally the tours separate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, very very strange week.
Speaker 5: Last week it felt like that week between Christmas and
Speaker 5: you where you don't know what day of the week it.
Speaker 3: Is, you know, sort of.
Speaker 4: So Jesus and the moon are intrinsically linked? Is that
Speaker 4: what you're telling me?
Speaker 2: Is he in nostrology?
Speaker 4: Is it's like Athenas.
Speaker 3: I should have printed this information.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you didn't. Ah, will you google? Can I
Speaker 2: just say? Colfield RSL know how to do?
Speaker 1: End?
Speaker 4: He's something. Two up seems to be very very big
Speaker 4: in Sydney and Brisbane, but not so much in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Many people.
Speaker 5: Sorry, it's the spring equinox and the full moon. It's
Speaker 5: the first Sunday following the first full moon that occurs
Speaker 5: after the vernal equinox.
Speaker 2: Thank you. The extreme.
Speaker 4: An Antact Day is always on the same day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, two up huge, just different parts.
Speaker 5: But there's not as many places in Melbourne you can
Speaker 5: play to us as Sey.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 6: I went to several RSLs on Antact Day, just looking
Speaker 6: for the best deal. Bentley Rssel there was a kid
Speaker 6: in the middle flip on the coins.
Speaker 3: We need to play they.
Speaker 6: Shouldn't have been and then Colfield Rssels shaming places.
Speaker 2: Carfield rself know how to do it. Man on the mic,
Speaker 2: everyone's in the ring.
Speaker 3: Walked up.
Speaker 5: I didn't make the dawn services six we went to.
Speaker 5: I was at football with Clinton and Zach Eve.
Speaker 4: We were at the football.
Speaker 3: Team Richmond v.
Speaker 2: Melbourne sixty.
Speaker 3: I thought there'd be more.
Speaker 5: Very quickly reminded me it was sixteenth playing seventeenth on
Speaker 5: the line.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll so weird.
Speaker 5: A late night, so I didn't make the dawn service,
Speaker 5: but I got up when I woke up and I
Speaker 5: was duck to the shrine.
Speaker 3: Paid my respects.
Speaker 6: The numbers seemed a little bit down at the one
Speaker 6: was that I was. I was at the hamp in
Speaker 6: the morning. Yeah, just compared to other years. I reckon
Speaker 6: it was because the forecast, just because of the equinox.
Speaker 2: The forecast said it was going to be raining.
Speaker 5: No, I think a lot of people were away. It
Speaker 5: was that weird long weekend holiday. Anyway, Richmond lost terribly
Speaker 5: in the football. Last night' football game was good. I
Speaker 5: was screaming at the TV. Carlton Cats.
Speaker 3: I was a bit worried on Friday, gave it a
Speaker 3: round around the.
Speaker 6: Bombers third quarter, started to sneak in front. I'm like,
Speaker 6: what's going on here?
Speaker 2: Did the sport? I just look at me there and
Speaker 2: go what.
Speaker 4: Happened on Friday?
Speaker 3: And Zach Day?
Speaker 4: Remember remember I've been a bit sick of my memory
Speaker 4: is gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my memory.
Speaker 3: Because that came Last night was good. It was very
Speaker 3: good Cats for Carlton Cats playing.
Speaker 4: My Harry as well and happy players.
Speaker 2: We say they're back, yeah.
Speaker 3: Right last night and.
Speaker 2: Melbourne they're back. They're on fire. Coming up.
Speaker 3: We're going to just joining us on the show tomorrow.
Speaker 6: He is Indeed, Harry McKay will be in tomorrow morning.
Speaker 6: To celebrate the bluespan.
Speaker 2: Back coming up.
Speaker 6: We're gonna check your other work latest in news, and
Speaker 6: then yes, we need to talk about the question that
Speaker 6: was it Dunton came undone?
Speaker 2: When this question was.
Speaker 4: That Dutton did come undone? Yeah, I mean neither covered
Speaker 4: themselves in glory.
Speaker 6: Really, last night's debate there was one question that really
Speaker 6: threw them. Let's see how you would go if you
Speaker 6: were thrown this question. You and people listening, we'll go
Speaker 6: there next. Already a couple of days ahead, guys, so
Speaker 6: packed the brolly or the punchu U tops to nineteen today?
Speaker 4: Take care.
Speaker 5: A bit of a wet day, head guy, So the
Speaker 5: advice I haven't you.
Speaker 2: Pack a buncher? Listen, listen you.
Speaker 3: Adults heading into the city this morning for work. Make
Speaker 3: sure you've got your gum boots on so you can.
Speaker 2: Jump in the paddle. This is not a thing today.
Speaker 3: We're just not quite switched on yet.
Speaker 5: You could tell you were still really thinking. Yes, No,
Speaker 5: it's a bit we today. Try Kelly, it's it's not
Speaker 5: wet yet. I can't tell the tints. I wouldn't know,
Speaker 5: but I don't think it's rainy.
Speaker 2: Clint, Oh, come good bye. Seven.
Speaker 3: We actually haven't.
Speaker 5: Seen each other for two whole weeks, and it's the
Speaker 5: longest you and I have ever gone over Clint, because
Speaker 5: you went away, you did too. He slip slopped and slashed.
Speaker 5: In fact, in fact, you know who did not slip,
Speaker 5: slop and slap in Bali was Clint stand away. Did
Speaker 5: you see the first day he was on the Today
Speaker 5: Show when I got back from his holiday.
Speaker 3: Oh good heavens above, I.
Speaker 4: Will and the makeup girl said, I'm not too sure
Speaker 4: we can deal with this.
Speaker 3: He was orange. He was the town mate, Clint town
Speaker 3: away anyway.
Speaker 4: So when I left you, I left you in Adelaide.
Speaker 2: That's right. We're there for gathering.
Speaker 4: And your message, which should have been ringing in my years,
Speaker 4: is make sure you get to bed early. Because I
Speaker 4: had a six fifty five am flight out of Adelaide
Speaker 4: to Bali, and.
Speaker 6: I think I said to you the night before we
Speaker 6: just finished at the prize game, gone for a couple
Speaker 6: of beers, and I said, Clint, go to bed, go
Speaker 6: to bed soon.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 3: So six fifty five flight, you have to be at
Speaker 3: the airport at what time.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but I left the hotel I set
Speaker 4: the alarm for four to ten because the car came
Speaker 4: at four fifteen.
Speaker 3: Yes, I heard a door slam. Your door. Your hotel
Speaker 3: room was opposite mine.
Speaker 5: I heard a door slam, very loudly and about quarter
Speaker 5: past four, and I thought he's either getting home or
Speaker 5: he's on his way what he might have been doing both?
Speaker 4: So I decided to go through.
Speaker 2: I went.
Speaker 4: I didn't sleep, and nor did Brodie, our executive producer
Speaker 4: Fearless leaderive.
Speaker 3: The next morning he had to.
Speaker 2: Stay out with Clint.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to make sure Clint made his flat.
Speaker 4: Straight from the club, well via the hotel to get
Speaker 4: my possessions.
Speaker 3: Did you have a you don't want to be getting arrested?
Speaker 2: Very brief shower, very brief.
Speaker 5: Not a bad plan though, because you you'd sleep for
Speaker 5: six hours on the flight.
Speaker 3: Did you sleep the whole way?
Speaker 4: Star flights to BALI are packed, the issue was and
Speaker 4: I did pack my bag the night before. But I
Speaker 4: told myself, Clint, whatever you do, make sure you google
Speaker 4: the I've got these new pills that I've been taking
Speaker 4: from the nature Path. There's like four or five different
Speaker 4: pills in these big my gut health in these in
Speaker 4: these big sort of canisters and I had no idea
Speaker 4: what was in them, right, I've just been throwing them
Speaker 4: in my gop.
Speaker 2: I didn't pack the boogie board.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, I've got these pills. Whatever you do, clear,
Speaker 4: don't get on the plane without googling whether you can
Speaker 4: take what on earth they are? Can you take them overseas?
Speaker 4: I don't know. The doctor down the road just said, yeah,
Speaker 4: these are good, they've got some herbs in them.
Speaker 3: Go You're like, you don't want to be taking herbs.
Speaker 4: Take herbs into Bali out of all the places in
Speaker 4: the worl not Bali.
Speaker 3: So did you google four o'clock?
Speaker 4: But I didn't google.
Speaker 3: At what point did you start sweating somewhere over.
Speaker 4: Which is a give away where you say goodbye to Australia,
Speaker 4: And you're like, oh shit, I've still got those you
Speaker 4: have to st just not just one or two pills
Speaker 4: I've got I've got five boxes of them.
Speaker 3: So he's in their jets star toilet flushing the earth.
Speaker 4: Oh no, because it's my bags under eath. Anyway. So
Speaker 4: I've got to Bali and there's this can go one
Speaker 4: of two ways, right, it can actually go one of
Speaker 4: three ways straight s. It's almost like a lottery. They
Speaker 4: look at you and they're like, do you look like
Speaker 4: a drug dealer? Come with me, We're going to scan
Speaker 4: your bags.
Speaker 3: You reckon, you reckon. They're profiling.
Speaker 6: And let's keep in mind he hasn't had any sleep
Speaker 6: and he would be sweating out.
Speaker 3: God only did you have your tanks England or any It's.
Speaker 4: Like the Hawkins family. Oh, they look like a lovely family.
Speaker 4: They can go through the express aisle and away they go.
Speaker 3: It's always the ones you don't expect anyway.
Speaker 4: The kids they called me in for a scam?
Speaker 3: Did they?
Speaker 4: Straight away? They saw me wearing my hat, no sleep,
Speaker 4: my hoodie in forty five degree heat. I've got my
Speaker 4: bag scared.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh dead?
Speaker 5: Did you think you're dead? Did you think you're in
Speaker 5: big trouble? I would have been so nervous.
Speaker 4: I would have called you to say goodbye if I could.
Speaker 4: But I didn't have a SIM card, so I couldn't
Speaker 4: call anyone right because Channel nine didn't put roaming on
Speaker 4: my phone?
Speaker 2: Did that?
Speaker 3: Are you serious?
Speaker 4: Serious?
Speaker 2: Barlie's putting good with WiFi? Can ask for the do.
Speaker 4: You think the airport WiFi was decent? At Bali Airport.
Speaker 4: I don't think so anyway, So I'm thinking about his
Speaker 4: ease in my bag.
Speaker 3: Stop making that stop. Surely not the gut herbs.
Speaker 4: Anyway, the bag goes through the scanner. They pulled me up.
Speaker 2: They did.
Speaker 4: Excuse me, sir, can you open your back? I'm dead,
Speaker 4: I'm actually dead.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're not, so keep going.
Speaker 4: There was a banana in my bag.
Speaker 3: I left you checked a banana in your checking No.
Speaker 4: It was actually in my backpack, which went through the
Speaker 4: thing with the check baggage.
Speaker 3: So do we ever know if the herbs were allowed?
Speaker 4: Well, they didn't pull me up on them, so I'm assuming.
Speaker 2: He stopped the banana, not the herbs.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I would have been sting. Would have
Speaker 3: been like banana? Where did you get a banana from.
Speaker 4: Airport? When I'd been up all night? I was hungry
Speaker 4: at a bottle of Mount Franklin. Can I tell you
Speaker 4: McDonald's isn't open at four am?
Speaker 3: You couldn't even get it? Cheesy?
Speaker 2: What are we asking for?
Speaker 4: Well, what happened at the airport? First and foremost, No,
Speaker 4: let's say what they find in your bag.
Speaker 6: Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number. What was found in
Speaker 6: your bag?
Speaker 3: Make it together around?
Speaker 6: Why we will hear that. Take your calls next thirday
Speaker 6: twenty four to ten. What was hiding in your bag?
Speaker 6: Give us a call. In return, I got two hundred
Speaker 6: dollar Glue Store vouchers up for grabs.
Speaker 2: Glue store.
Speaker 3: Do you buy the Glue store.
Speaker 6: You can discover the new glues store in porium store
Speaker 6: and with you turn the dollar out you can go
Speaker 6: shopping on asking us called out and over on thirteen
Speaker 6: twenty four ten, we were asking what did they find
Speaker 6: in the bag. This follows my trip to Bali, where
Speaker 6: they did find a banana.
Speaker 4: But I was worried about some some herbs that I
Speaker 4: some medicinal herbs that I nothing their pills.
Speaker 5: You're just not selling this in very well. No, I'm
Speaker 5: glad that didn't question.
Speaker 2: No, when they found the banana, did you say thank you? Good?
Speaker 3: Worried about the the herbs the pills? I mean the
Speaker 3: medicinal pills, but.
Speaker 2: The path gave me that are not up.
Speaker 4: I've since googled and they are all above board. Thankfully.
Speaker 2: Sure what happened?
Speaker 5: I'm going to going together around Well, I took carry
Speaker 5: on only you two.
Speaker 3: We're going for one night. You two took check in
Speaker 3: not the issue right now, the word that is an
Speaker 3: issue that is unacceptable.
Speaker 5: And I had been at a lunch before I went
Speaker 5: to the airport to meet you guys, and I had
Speaker 5: this cute handbag, something you would call an overpriced designer handbag,
Speaker 5: that i'd taken to the lunch and then i'd taken
Speaker 5: my stuff out of it and i'd put that bag
Speaker 5: in my big kind of over the shoulder handbag skin
Speaker 5: on the plane. But the handbag has this metal handle.
Speaker 5: I'll show your photo of it. And I got pulled
Speaker 5: taken into security because they said I was carrying a
Speaker 5: weapon and I was like, what are you talking about,
Speaker 5: and then I said, I know it'll be the handle.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it looks like it off like a shive.
Speaker 3: That's what he said, the handle. He said you could
Speaker 3: use that as a shive. And I was like, dude, you.
Speaker 2: Spent that on that little handbag.
Speaker 3: It was a gift.
Speaker 5: And I was like, it's not a shit, and he said, yeah,
Speaker 5: well I've seen people tell me their phone cases not
Speaker 5: knuckle dusters as well. Yeah, And I was like, well,
Speaker 5: I'm not leaving this handbag here, so either I don't
Speaker 5: go to my work trip to Adelaide, or you give
Speaker 5: me my handbag back.
Speaker 2: But either way, the SHIV is staying to see.
Speaker 5: Let me get my supervisor. And the supervisor had to come.
Speaker 5: I had it out with him. I got the handbag
Speaker 5: and I went to Adelaide, and I did not shive
Speaker 5: anybody on the plane.
Speaker 4: This will happen, This will happened at the x ray machine.
Speaker 4: Didn't the x ray machine?
Speaker 5: There's nothing you I was like, clean, I don't know
Speaker 5: if I'm going to make this fight.
Speaker 2: You know what I hate. You know when your bags
Speaker 2: going in the conveyor and then it pushes it to
Speaker 2: the other and the.
Speaker 3: Shame and that's what happened with the SHIV. And they're all.
Speaker 4: Looking at misjudge. She checked results of the extra.
Speaker 2: Let's go to ash in what's great morning, Good morning crew? Hello?
Speaker 2: What did they find?
Speaker 9: So this was in my checked bag, so maybe even
Speaker 9: more embarrassing. But I had my I was traveling around
Speaker 9: the world, and I had my vibrator in my bag.
Speaker 9: But I also had fifty eight double A batteries along
Speaker 9: with it just in case, however, ran out As I
Speaker 9: was going fifty eight here, make sure.
Speaker 3: No no, ash, that's too many batteries.
Speaker 2: We'll just carry car battery that.
Speaker 9: This was before the days of rechargeable ones, before you know, you.
Speaker 3: Can buy batteries in other countries.
Speaker 2: Ash did, I wasn't.
Speaker 9: I wasn't sure. I just I got them all. They
Speaker 9: were all in the bag. You know, you have your
Speaker 9: checklist items of what you bring. Well, you're or you're
Speaker 9: going traveling.
Speaker 4: Batteries would come into fifty eight packs when you's flagged.
Speaker 4: She's thrifty.
Speaker 9: I wish, I wish it would have been easier to
Speaker 9: deal with her if I was like, they were quite curious.
Speaker 9: They actually didn't know what it was. And then I
Speaker 9: had to show them where the batteries went.
Speaker 2: The knew they would show.
Speaker 3: And then what do you do with that?
Speaker 5: No, don't at that, that's a ash.
Speaker 4: All right, let's say hello Melanie, Melanie, what did they
Speaker 4: find in your son's bag?
Speaker 2: I believe, good morning.
Speaker 7: Tell me airport. They found my bag. Coral from a
Speaker 7: barley beach. Coral, Yeah, coral. He picked up corral off
Speaker 7: the beach, went for a walk and we told them
Speaker 7: no picking up the coral, we can't take it home.
Speaker 7: He didn't listen, and then I was put on a
Speaker 7: watch list for seven.
Speaker 2: Years, so what does that involved? But you can go back.
Speaker 7: It was really scary. It was Grand Final day and
Speaker 7: yare with Sidney playing two thousand and five and you no,
Speaker 7: we didn't miss the foot we had gone here for
Speaker 7: the day, but yeah, it was. It was pretty frightening.
Speaker 7: Took my passport, I said, take his passport and they went, no,
Speaker 7: he's underage.
Speaker 3: So Melanie, it's your problem.
Speaker 4: Sacrifice child.
Speaker 3: It's Grand Final days. Have a party by seat. I'll
Speaker 3: take him. How old was he, Melanie?
Speaker 7: It was probably only seven at the time.
Speaker 5: Coral, mate, I'm not missing the Swans Final nothing.
Speaker 2: I enjoy all.
Speaker 6: Terry tile Room made it back home.
Speaker 10: Terry, Hi, how you going on?
Speaker 2: Are you working baggage at Melbourne Airport? Yeah?
Speaker 10: I work at the airport and as I was working
Speaker 10: one day, one of the X ray operators asked me
Speaker 10: to have a look at a bag. So when I
Speaker 10: opened it up, I found in their six female pleasuring
Speaker 10: items and the girl said to me, you know, you
Speaker 10: can take them out if you want, and I was like, no, no, no,
Speaker 10: talk good, I'll just leave them there. I just needed
Speaker 10: to confirm what they were. One of them freaked me out.
Speaker 10: It was the size of an arm.
Speaker 3: Might have needed fifty eight batteries.
Speaker 6: You gotta need more than fifty eight for that one
Speaker 6: of them.
Speaker 3: I want to know about the other sees this year.
Speaker 6: We are out of time. Good modern Melbourne. This is
Speaker 6: over one hundred. You are on the air with Jason Lauren.
Speaker 6: Were doing thanks to our mates at Shell. You're already
Speaker 6: expressed a little bit of rain today tops to nineteen guys.
Speaker 3: Pape oh, I know, very sad news from the Vatican.
Speaker 3: The Pope passed away.
Speaker 2: I did in mind this one. He seemed a bit
Speaker 2: of fun.
Speaker 4: Pope Francis, the people's pope.
Speaker 2: He was very well respected. I mean they're all respected, but.
Speaker 4: He was. He had this humility about him, which and
Speaker 4: interesting where he wanted to be buried as well, Like
Speaker 4: he wanted to be buried not in the not in
Speaker 4: the Vatican, but outside of the Vatican at a church
Speaker 4: where his body was greeted by hundreds of homeless people,
Speaker 4: because that's he was a champion and the homeless.
Speaker 2: I used to love the videos of him. I went
Speaker 2: down a real popy YouTube hole.
Speaker 5: Well, it's amazing scenes watching the amount of people that
Speaker 5: have gone to the Vatican to pay their respects and
Speaker 5: how the whole process.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but have you seen the videos of him just
Speaker 6: like cruising round and then he will stop his little
Speaker 6: motiicaid to get out and bless someone.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how was that rabbit hole?
Speaker 4: What else did you find him?
Speaker 6: No, that was really rattled by the carry was in
Speaker 6: It was like a little hatchback. I'm like, it's the Pope?
Speaker 2: Yeah them, It wasn't Bill. Wasn't the Popema Bill? When
Speaker 2: he's just cruising it looked.
Speaker 3: Like it gets was the man of the people? Was
Speaker 3: it that baby blue color?
Speaker 2: Was like we was driving your seat for the pork?
Speaker 2: I can't get it? Oh yeah, fair well.
Speaker 5: There has been amazing scenes from the Vatican though, with
Speaker 5: all like world leaders, people.
Speaker 3: From all over the world. The cardinals have congregated all
Speaker 3: the cardinals.
Speaker 4: I know, I've got now a big decision to make.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: Did I hear the Australian.
Speaker 4: Car cardinal not the Cardigan Cardigan cardinal?
Speaker 3: Good band the vote on the next poste?
Speaker 4: He does?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: I thought he's a Ukrainian Australian he was born in
Speaker 4: Ukraine emigrated to Australia.
Speaker 3: Could he be the next post.
Speaker 4: He could be anyone under the age of eighty could
Speaker 4: be the next pope. Question question, this is.
Speaker 6: Where they lock in the cardigans and then they released
Speaker 6: the smoke.
Speaker 2: Smoke made decision. That's right.
Speaker 6: Can you refresh my memory? Was there a reporter that
Speaker 6: called the smoke?
Speaker 4: There was ago and was cellar rating the fact that
Speaker 4: he saw the smoke the smoke, He's like, we've got
Speaker 4: a new pope. And then.
Speaker 3: That's no, that's not it.
Speaker 5: People are blowing up over Donald Trump attending the funeral in.
Speaker 3: A blue suit.
Speaker 2: Can't be rocking up in a blue suit.
Speaker 4: Well, Malani looked beautiful. She had a she was in
Speaker 4: all black and she had this veil on and she looked.
Speaker 2: You know, but Trump the occasion, it's not a business meeting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had to be a black suit. But he
Speaker 3: didn't wear a black suit.
Speaker 2: He was supposed to be black at a funeral. That's
Speaker 2: all I mean.
Speaker 4: I think you could get away with the dark blue
Speaker 4: with a black tie.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, what did he do?
Speaker 4: He was just a blue and blue.
Speaker 2: My dad's were was No one was allowed to be
Speaker 2: in pants.
Speaker 3: Well they run with their undies.
Speaker 2: Sorry, shorts no longer.
Speaker 4: Pants always shorts and pluggers funeral.
Speaker 6: I like that, yeah, and I did to watch it
Speaker 6: on because it was COVID times. But I put on
Speaker 6: a nice collar show you short yep shorts for Stubby's
Speaker 6: that is four x girls so Queensland. Isn't it exactly
Speaker 6: what he wanted? I love that you're rocking up in pants.
Speaker 2: You're not getting it at my funeral.
Speaker 3: I've never really been to a funeral with a dress code.
Speaker 3: I don't think.
Speaker 2: Sometimes they say he's like a lot of color.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, don't real black.
Speaker 4: Yeah, people rock up in Hawaiian shirts and stuff.
Speaker 3: I went to Pardi shirt.
Speaker 2: I went to a funeral on our holidays.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's inconvenient.
Speaker 6: And someone rocked up in like they were on their
Speaker 6: way to work. So they were just in their like
Speaker 6: tailored shirt pants and they had a wool worse shopping
Speaker 6: bag with their laptop in it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 4: No, what was the issue to work?
Speaker 3: Maybe they're coming from work?
Speaker 4: Was the issue of the shopping bag?
Speaker 2: Like opening a chop top in a movie, you could
Speaker 2: feel they.
Speaker 5: Pull out their laptop and start doing a power point
Speaker 5: presentation in the middle of a funeral.
Speaker 3: I hope, but it's fine to take your lap, did
Speaker 3: they they didn't do that?
Speaker 2: No, they didn't.
Speaker 4: Were they in charge of the slides they worked?
Speaker 3: Was it a like a re usable one?
Speaker 2: Like because anytime they moved you could hear the plastic.
Speaker 3: Oh so it was plastic. Wasn't fabric?
Speaker 2: No, it was the plastic one.
Speaker 5: I was like, I mean, I think it's unusual to
Speaker 5: carry a laptop in a plastic bag.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 6: That's the other thing that slips out. Hey, thirteen twenty fourteen,
Speaker 6: what about trumpet?
Speaker 3: It's what you were thinking about? Or you're at a funeral.
Speaker 3: Whish that person didn't ring plastic bag?
Speaker 4: Yes, you weren't thinking about the saucy drills at the wake?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number?
Speaker 4: What they're good?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 4: That's and you know what, the many casias are even better,
Speaker 4: aren't they?
Speaker 2: This one had margarite it.
Speaker 3: No, they did not at the way.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's yeah. Hey, what happened at the funeral? Can
Speaker 2: we do a funeral chat?
Speaker 6: It's a bit grim, I know, but sometimes happy stuff
Speaker 6: happens that people remember.
Speaker 5: We spoke to that woman who was a funeral director
Speaker 5: and the grandson had done the slide show. Oh, and
Speaker 5: he accidentally gave her the wrong USB. Yes, and the
Speaker 5: slide show was not for grandpa.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't.
Speaker 4: So they started playing Remember the People, and it was
Speaker 4: naughty photos on different.
Speaker 2: I remember those people.
Speaker 4: There's a blake from them, Granddad Soon Blake from television
Speaker 4: who went to bury his grandmother and claims he fell
Speaker 4: in the hole.
Speaker 2: I've seen those videos. There's videos of people falling in the.
Speaker 6: Hole because you know, there's the fake grass around the
Speaker 6: burial site, the fake astro tour.
Speaker 2: And you step and they're down.
Speaker 3: Fell in the hole. You were there.
Speaker 4: I wasn't there. No, no, no, it was there.
Speaker 2: Just why are you laughing?
Speaker 4: It's not funny.
Speaker 2: They're stuck in the hole.
Speaker 5: If you fall in the hole, if someone fell in
Speaker 5: a hole, that would break the ice a little bit,
Speaker 5: as if.
Speaker 4: You break the cart.
Speaker 6: Telling me you wouldn't grow you down there, we're just
Speaker 6: chucking down on YouTube.
Speaker 3: I would.
Speaker 5: I'd play dead, I reckon if I fell in, I'd
Speaker 5: play there and just be like burying Meto.
Speaker 3: This is too embarrassing.
Speaker 4: There we go.
Speaker 3: Just let me stay like.
Speaker 6: This is a massive long shot, but we might get
Speaker 6: someone that fell in the whole.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 5: I don't believe that that actually happened. I think your
Speaker 5: friend's telling me.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number.
Speaker 6: What has happened that your witness take place at a funeral?
Speaker 3: Did you ever say that movie death at a funeral?
Speaker 2: I saw four weddings in a funeral.
Speaker 4: That's a good one.
Speaker 2: We are talking funerals.
Speaker 5: What happened at the funeral? Thinks one of his friends
Speaker 5: fell in the hole or not it happens happened. I
Speaker 5: don't think it's happened.
Speaker 4: The hole is deep and it happens to trip.
Speaker 3: Hazard, but it's enormous as well.
Speaker 4: But they've got this silly little fake grass over the top,
Speaker 4: and if you trod on the fake grass down you get.
Speaker 2: The video on the Grammarsole the other day about six
Speaker 2: people went in what.
Speaker 4: Just went half to the other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not true.
Speaker 6: Funny, same videos we're still on. The little voicists would
Speaker 6: have a field that.
Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa, There's no way six people fell in the whole.
Speaker 2: Do you get me. We chatted with the coffin confessor
Speaker 2: a few years back.
Speaker 5: Now, you were talking about this before. I actually don't
Speaker 5: remember talking to him.
Speaker 2: So this was a clip on a TV show interview
Speaker 2: he did.
Speaker 4: In short, I crashed funerals on behalf of the deceased.
Speaker 11: So people hire you, they tell you say a secret
Speaker 11: that they have while they're alive, and then they ask
Speaker 11: you to reveal that truth either at their funeral or
Speaker 11: when their will is being read.
Speaker 6: It could be at the funeral, the wake, the will reading,
Speaker 6: or it could be a private message to somebody delivered
Speaker 6: face to face.
Speaker 3: What a weird job.
Speaker 2: I remember he was telling us. You don't even remember
Speaker 2: the chat, but he was telling no, not at all.
Speaker 6: He got up at a biking's funeral and was like,
Speaker 6: what you don't know about him is he was gay
Speaker 6: and he was in a relationship with someone in this check.
Speaker 4: Do you remember this? Do you shure you read another
Speaker 4: radio station?
Speaker 2: Laurence? She was there, It was you were there.
Speaker 3: I was there.
Speaker 5: So he wanted he wanted that announced at his funeral,
Speaker 5: so he could get up at your funeral and make
Speaker 5: a speech and say, by the way, he hated all of.
Speaker 2: You, that was yours. I'd be like, well, this is
Speaker 2: old news. What else she got?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: An interesting job? Not everyone's deepest, darkest secret.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, norow good morning, back guys. What went down
Speaker 6: at the funeral?
Speaker 1: Well, my grandmother had a relationship with a man who
Speaker 1: was married, so she was a bit naughty, and one
Speaker 1: that night they were doing the deed and he passed.
Speaker 12: Away on the on the nest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, on the bed. And his wife did not
Speaker 1: know he was having an affair. So we strictly told
Speaker 1: her not to go to the funeral, but she regarded
Speaker 1: to turn up. Yet she walked down the aisle, placed
Speaker 1: a red rose on his coffin and went and sat down.
Speaker 1: And the wife got up then and tore up the
Speaker 1: red robe, and my grandmother just started crying and carrying on.
Speaker 6: Nan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't good.
Speaker 3: No, Nan, that's a bad idea. Naughty man, naughty man. No,
Speaker 3: you can't be doing that. It's funny, that's not funny.
Speaker 3: If that was your grandfather or your grandmother.
Speaker 6: No, he'sper wasn't an open casket.
Speaker 3: Son, away, You don't mean that.
Speaker 2: What doesn't have any pants?
Speaker 4: Open the caskets you to climb aboard?
Speaker 5: Good on, Nan, for getting up and ripping up the rose,
Speaker 5: throwing it right at it.
Speaker 6: I'd be put clothes. I mean, don't mean a bus
Speaker 6: stop for God's sake, don't just.
Speaker 3: It would be quite a way to go, would it.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 5: No, I mean if it was with your wife, not
Speaker 5: your side dish during during.
Speaker 3: Or I mean, it'd be worse for the person remaining.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, good call, way worse.
Speaker 3: For the side dish side dish man. Stupid. Okay, let's
Speaker 3: do we reckon?
Speaker 2: He died.
Speaker 3: You just pretended it was dead, Harold. But how good morning, Marcel? Hello,
Speaker 3: how are you good?
Speaker 2: What happened at the funeral?
Speaker 12: Okay?
Speaker 9: So my auntie was being lowered into the hole and
Speaker 9: the casket got stuck and it wasn't big enough, so
Speaker 9: they had to take the casketback out again. The beginning,
Speaker 9: the hole wasn't big enough. They had to take the
Speaker 9: casketback out again. They had to call the men to
Speaker 9: come and dig.
Speaker 1: And the boys the suns.
Speaker 7: Were like serious, it was not a good time at all.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, you guys all stood there while they
Speaker 6: started digging the whole big with the shovels.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much pretty much.
Speaker 9: And they were laughing, and the boy started getting that
Speaker 9: it was awful.
Speaker 3: It is that would be awful. They had one job
Speaker 3: that was my hole.
Speaker 2: You'd be making a fat jack. See big boy, don't
Speaker 2: fit the hole. It's not a.
Speaker 3: Standard one job.
Speaker 5: No, surely they'd be like that would be so traumatic.
Speaker 4: Digging or what are you saying, like a one size
Speaker 4: fits all? Yeah, surely coffee.
Speaker 2: But like, surely the whole the hole you go.
Speaker 5: Because it has to be fairly snug. You don't just
Speaker 5: want to look like a little giant hole. Yeah, so snug,
Speaker 5: But there's only so much space.
Speaker 3: You're in a cemetry. You can't just keep digging the
Speaker 3: whole wider and wider.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point. And you nudging the person
Speaker 2: next year.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like the person on a plane.
Speaker 2: You get the middle seat, they get the armrest. You
Speaker 2: can't in dudge in the coffin.
Speaker 3: Obviously like being in the middle seat of a plane.
Speaker 2: He got Jason Lauren Clint here as well. And so
Speaker 2: is this man introducing our next guest.
Speaker 4: He's an Australian comedian, a regular guest on Have You
Speaker 4: been Paying Attention and half of the hosting panel of
Speaker 4: Channel tens The Cheap Seats.
Speaker 12: Congratulations, it's just chlamydia.
Speaker 2: You've made that call before. Please welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: McDonald alway, good morning.
Speaker 12: Do yourself. Check guys, that is the message after that
Speaker 12: grab quin. Yes, it can happen to anyone.
Speaker 2: I can. Well, you just spend a few days in
Speaker 2: ballet I have.
Speaker 4: Yeah, probably come back with a variety of things.
Speaker 5: Well, you're not sure, you're not feeling very well today,
Speaker 5: maybe you've picked up speaking of Barley bellyant to hear that.
Speaker 12: After I've shaken Clint, big hug, Thank you guys, appreciate it. Well,
Speaker 12: the Cheap Seats Tuesday night eight forty.
Speaker 3: Barlei Belly going through the Cheap Seats team as well.
Speaker 12: Well, this is this is the thing. We had a
Speaker 12: grab of me and Mel, my co host this morning
Speaker 12: and we've just got the text that Mel's got a
Speaker 12: bit of a stomach bug and we're not sure yet
Speaker 12: if she'll be on the show.
Speaker 3: What happens if one of you are sick?
Speaker 12: So what happens is we go into a locked sort
Speaker 12: of ballot ballot at the top of Channel ten and
Speaker 12: there'll be black smoke and then when we have got
Speaker 12: a new co host.
Speaker 2: Yes, I will say point out when.
Speaker 3: One of us is sick, we just don't even notice
Speaker 3: they're not, you know, after.
Speaker 12: He told us, do you want to start listening to
Speaker 12: the show, and you couldn't tell if one of you
Speaker 12: didn't rock up.
Speaker 6: What I also love is after Tim told us she
Speaker 6: was sick, the next thing out of his mouth was,
Speaker 6: obviously on the edy'll say, we're all on board and
Speaker 6: she's feeling.
Speaker 4: Fine, so we're both there.
Speaker 12: We're ready to go. Tune in eight to forty twoers
Speaker 12: that night. We'll both definitely be there.
Speaker 2: Secret I have.
Speaker 3: A rule on this show.
Speaker 5: If I'm not looking you in the eyes, I'm not listening.
Speaker 5: And I mustn't have been looking you in the eyes
Speaker 5: when you said that.
Speaker 12: I'm so and I've done this show long enough to
Speaker 12: know that you don't listen to anything. The guests say,
Speaker 12: that's fair enough. You're in your own little word. There
Speaker 12: we are you looking at by the way, you're booking
Speaker 12: another holiday or I.
Speaker 3: Know we're back on day one. I'm exhausted.
Speaker 12: What time bookings open?
Speaker 3: Not early enough? Not earlier?
Speaker 12: Speaking of the Pope, can I just talk about that
Speaker 12: because that is the big news story at the moment.
Speaker 12: We'll be covering it on the Cheap Seats. We've watched
Speaker 12: all the coverage. Obviously, it happened this time last week,
Speaker 12: Monday night, Channel seven had full coverage.
Speaker 13: Here we have.
Speaker 11: Special coverage of the Pope's passing at nine to twenty tonight,
Speaker 11: just after the premiere of Farmer Wants a Wife.
Speaker 12: Just what he would have wanted. Right after Farmer Wants
Speaker 12: a Wife. It was lovely and a beautiful touch. The
Speaker 12: flannel shirts were flying at half masks, so that was lovely.
Speaker 2: Body read it before their life.
Speaker 3: And think maybe we just don't say that.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I feel for those news presenters and I'm standing
Speaker 12: this one of the greats.
Speaker 2: Clinton.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, one of the great Thank you.
Speaker 12: But genuinely you would be reading stuff on the autoque
Speaker 12: for the first time.
Speaker 4: Well sometimes it just pops up and you just got
Speaker 4: to read it. But it happens on weekend today all
Speaker 4: the time.
Speaker 3: Are you always very prepared, Clint.
Speaker 4: Always very prepared, well researched, Yes you am.
Speaker 12: I Yes, speaking of well prepared, you'd be all across
Speaker 12: the conclave process. Can you just give us a summary
Speaker 12: of what we can expect over the next sort of
Speaker 12: nine days.
Speaker 4: Well, some of the best best cardinals from right the
Speaker 4: way around the world are currently gathering in Rome and
Speaker 4: the Vatican. I don't think it gets underway, because there's
Speaker 4: a morning period, is that right?
Speaker 5: Ye?
Speaker 12: Nine days of morning, which is the same for Geelong
Speaker 12: fans after they lost to Carlson, by the way. But
Speaker 12: then and then it's all about who's going to be
Speaker 12: the pope runner? Who are the favorites. I've got a
Speaker 12: favorite candidate. He's an American.
Speaker 4: Cardinal, Joseph Tobin could become the first American pope.
Speaker 14: The Archbishop of New Jersey is a weightlifting reformed alcoholic.
Speaker 12: So if anything, he's overqualified. Wouldn't that be amazing former.
Speaker 2: Alcoholic, alcoholic, he's a real man.
Speaker 12: It'd be the first time the popeman Bill has an interlock.
Speaker 5: Fil You just asked clenty p was heading over to
Speaker 5: the Vatican and he liked at you, and you said,
Speaker 5: because I'm serious, I'm.
Speaker 12: Sending all the real So who Channel nine have they
Speaker 12: sent over all the.
Speaker 4: Her would have, as you say, burnt up on entry,
Speaker 4: all the all the correspondents were there. Now it was
Speaker 4: a correspondent job. It wasn't whose names briefly escape you?
Speaker 2: Some of the best ones?
Speaker 3: Who have you got over there? Channel nine?
Speaker 4: It's a really good question, Edward Godfrey. Yes, Charles Crouch
Speaker 4: Croud is tackling the election election.
Speaker 3: There's a lot going on.
Speaker 4: Jessica Millwood, she's there as well.
Speaker 5: Yes, you asked Clint if he was going, and then
Speaker 5: he laughed and you said no, I'm I was being
Speaker 5: quite serious because a lot of journalists are going and
Speaker 5: we're just at this stage starting to wonder if Clint
Speaker 5: can be considered a journalist will. I don't know if
Speaker 5: you saw what he was tasked to do. There's all
Speaker 5: this breaking news. Were in the middle of an election campaign.
Speaker 5: The passed away.
Speaker 12: He's got to be across at all America is.
Speaker 5: You know, people think they're ruining the world with their tariffs,
Speaker 5: and this is what Clint is doing.
Speaker 3: On the weekend, he was doing dancing for listeners.
Speaker 12: That's Clint with two Brazilian sumber dancers.
Speaker 3: Look at the pants. We'll put it on our.
Speaker 12: Let me put it on your only fans. That might
Speaker 12: be more appropriate.
Speaker 4: They're very tight pants.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 12: Are they you're Brazilian correspondence.
Speaker 3: They were actually at the Vatican, very smart lemon trousers.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 4: You know what, For the sake of entertainment, for the
Speaker 4: sake of the show, you just have to do these things.
Speaker 2: You know how the Pope was quite sick a few months.
Speaker 12: Man, that may have killed it.
Speaker 2: To be honest.
Speaker 6: We had a long lunch on the Friday, and I
Speaker 6: instinctly remember, oh God, I hope you pulled through this
Speaker 6: weekend because I'm gonna have to cover it.
Speaker 2: None I really know how.
Speaker 12: Well, don't Clint. You're wikipedia that pretty well. So we'll
Speaker 12: be watching hope he makes.
Speaker 2: It till Monday. Then it's the weekday's job.
Speaker 12: And when I say we'll be watching Channel nine, I
Speaker 12: of course men Channel ten cheap forty Tuesday.
Speaker 5: Night, Yeah with possibly She's fine.
Speaker 6: A summer the Cheap SATs Tomorrow Night eight forty ten
Speaker 6: and play Timmy Donald.
Speaker 2: Always a pleasure. Make good to say thank you, guys,
Speaker 2: thanks having.
Speaker 3: We haven't seen each other for two weeks. Boys, I
Speaker 3: did miss you.
Speaker 5: I also missed waking up every morning and laughing about
Speaker 5: silly things that happen in this crazy, weird world of ours.
Speaker 5: Like I don't know about you two, but I was.
Speaker 5: I sat up and live streamed the Blue Origin spacecraft.
Speaker 3: I was screaming. I had it on YouTube stream to
Speaker 3: the TV.
Speaker 4: It was just so ridiculous, it.
Speaker 5: Was amazing, so this is their Blue Origin spaceship that
Speaker 5: went up. They went up I think for eleven minutes. Female,
Speaker 5: I mean, Laurence Achez. Is Katy Perry all right at
Speaker 5: the moment.
Speaker 2: No, I've just had a clip of the tour. No,
Speaker 2: she's not a wrong.
Speaker 3: We need to do a welfare check on Katy Perry.
Speaker 3: She's She came back and said, I'm just feel so
Speaker 3: connected to love.
Speaker 2: Would you do it?
Speaker 3: Absolutely not? Are you kidding? Did you see what they
Speaker 3: were in?
Speaker 2: Yeah, spaceship.
Speaker 3: And then that tiny little thing that they come down
Speaker 3: with the parachutes. There's just no way on.
Speaker 4: Earth did it happen. Did you see Bezos going and
Speaker 4: opened the door. The door was already opened, sorry before
Speaker 4: then he went and shut the door again.
Speaker 3: You see Jeff.
Speaker 5: Bezos running around waving in the windows trying to see Lauren.
Speaker 5: And then he fell in the hole. Yeah, yeah, that
Speaker 5: was oh god, So that was one thing. I was
Speaker 5: really sad we weren't at work to discuss that, and
Speaker 5: about how badly Gail King, who's Oprah's best friend, how
Speaker 5: badly she didn't want.
Speaker 3: To go on that spaceship. No, she hates fine, she's
Speaker 3: scared of flying.
Speaker 2: We know it was two weeks ago.
Speaker 3: Did you scared a fine? Would you do that?
Speaker 6: I get bored on a flight to Brisbane, me going
Speaker 6: to space fourteen minutes now we're talking.
Speaker 3: Oh god.
Speaker 5: One of our producers just said, apparently the windows in
Speaker 5: the videos don't match the actual window.
Speaker 3: Apparently. Well, it's the conspiracy movie world.
Speaker 2: It happened.
Speaker 4: They are right, those conspiracy theories, are they still?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 5: The other big story hit me with it. This is
Speaker 5: my favorite one, and it's gone. It's gone viral, It's
Speaker 5: gone all over the world. Chase, did you say the
Speaker 5: story about the twins from Queensland?
Speaker 3: They kept finishing each other sentence.
Speaker 6: When I saw a pop up, I was like, look,
Speaker 6: Lauren doesn't like to go to work on the days
Speaker 6: we're supposed to go to work out of any day
Speaker 6: because it's.
Speaker 3: These two twins. They're being they're being interviewed about a
Speaker 3: car jacking. Their names were Paula and Bridget Powers. They're matching.
Speaker 5: They were in those rabbits, matching hair stars.
Speaker 3: It was unbelievable to watch.
Speaker 2: He's got a gun. Poor Mama's suck up.
Speaker 3: There, She goes, are you all right?
Speaker 9: Because he had all black over his face and.
Speaker 3: He goes, I'll shoot you.
Speaker 2: She goes, hey, I'm here to hell. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: it is you and Clinton.
Speaker 5: It's main cly they went everywhere, they went viral. They
Speaker 5: even made it onto my favorite TV show, Jimmy Kimmel
Speaker 5: because they wanted to see the Pelican. Yes, I wanted
Speaker 5: to see the American Pelican.
Speaker 4: What about when they said run he's got gun.
Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with them.
Speaker 2: It is just gone five past eight.
Speaker 6: Hey, coming up, we're gonna check your under work and
Speaker 6: latest years speaking. This is very funny. Peter Dutton's bus
Speaker 6: is stuck stuck. We're seeing footage come through. He's out campaign.
Speaker 6: What do you mean it's stuck on a bike lane
Speaker 6: in so much is going right?
Speaker 8: Bro?
Speaker 3: Don't you mean he's stuck on a bike lane?
Speaker 6: You know how like sometimes they've got those those little like.
Speaker 4: The concrete Ballardi things.
Speaker 2: Between the bike lane and the lane in the traffic.
Speaker 5: Is you're going to have to do an Austin Powers
Speaker 5: style eighty seven points.
Speaker 2: He may have to. He may have to.
Speaker 6: Well, good morning Melbourne and welcome you Monday. Hey, coming up,
Speaker 6: we have details in a very special event we are
Speaker 6: about to host.
Speaker 3: We do and Melbourne. We want you to come with her.
Speaker 2: We did this last year and it went off.
Speaker 3: It was so much fun.
Speaker 2: It's a great day out. We'll tell you all about
Speaker 2: it coming up in a few minutes.
Speaker 6: First though, let's go to the ferns and say hello
Speaker 6: to Bianca.
Speaker 3: Bianca.
Speaker 5: Morning Nasa was a how's Nari Warren going this morning?
Speaker 9: Was that it's going good?
Speaker 3: It was you're on the way to school dropping your
Speaker 3: son off.
Speaker 1: We are just pulled over.
Speaker 9: He's worried we're going to be late, but you don't care.
Speaker 3: Now, what's your son's name?
Speaker 1: Harry?
Speaker 3: Harry? Are not hazard from Nasa? Waza?
Speaker 4: It is?
Speaker 6: Bianca was in your fortieth you were celebrating on the weekend.
Speaker 6: It was happy birthday.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 2: That's a big one.
Speaker 4: You sound tidy right now, Bianca. Not tidy, she sounds.
Speaker 9: She sounds with a cup.
Speaker 2: Of tea very son in the car.
Speaker 4: I meant she sounds like she's got a stuff together right.
Speaker 5: Now, more so than you did after your fortieth. It's
Speaker 5: probably what you're saying. Forty forty fort the thirty six
Speaker 5: is all right?
Speaker 2: Tardy, Bianca? How this works? You was an interesting Yeah,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't wear that way, But that's fine.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 6: Do you want an easy question for fifty medium question
Speaker 6: for five hundred, or roll the dice and go for
Speaker 6: five k. What are we doing?
Speaker 9: We are rolling the dice?
Speaker 2: Do it? Five thousand dollars? How this works?
Speaker 6: You will hear a question, You will hear a three
Speaker 6: two one. You have to answer within that three two one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, are you ready to go? I'm ready for
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars? What is the little dot above a
Speaker 2: lower case?
Speaker 6: I called three two one?
Speaker 3: I didn't know that either.
Speaker 2: It's a tittle?
Speaker 3: What title a title? That title what you put on
Speaker 3: top of an iri j it's a title?
Speaker 4: I double tell t l E.
Speaker 2: There you go to you know what.
Speaker 3: You've just turned for. Let's give her a gift.
Speaker 5: What about a gold GHD GHD?
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 9: That's an amazing thanks guy.
Speaker 5: In ethereal out of this world shades and you're getting
Speaker 5: a gold one Oh Jace?
Speaker 3: Would you like one of those loves?
Speaker 2: I've got the cordless one.
Speaker 3: Oh Hazard from Nazawaza? Do you want? Do you want
Speaker 3: the JHD too?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 9: He's got long, fairly hair, so berthy straight losses.
Speaker 6: Hair come in handy I enjoy that bianchor and happy
Speaker 6: birthday again. Thanks Guy eighteen past eight and Shearon now
Speaker 6: hey coming up next.
Speaker 2: It was a big break for one of us. One
Speaker 2: of us got a new edition to the family before the.
Speaker 3: Break two week holiday, Los.
Speaker 6: You had a couple of days off and when you
Speaker 6: were off, Clink was privy to some information from my wife.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, it was top secret.
Speaker 3: Now, well it was so top secret you didn't even
Speaker 3: tell me.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: I know because I copped an.
Speaker 5: Abusive message over the holidays and I was like, what
Speaker 5: the hell are you talking about.
Speaker 2: We'll get to that.
Speaker 6: I thought you were in the loop. That's my apologies.
Speaker 6: So in the past I had.
Speaker 5: Said sorry, you apologized, hell frozen over Chase just apologized.
Speaker 6: I guess I have a bad habit of purchasing things
Speaker 6: without running it past my wife. What the ninja slashing
Speaker 6: machine got the fishing boat?
Speaker 3: I mean, buying a boat's a big one. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: the difference.
Speaker 4: You should check.
Speaker 2: Who said you.
Speaker 3: Want buying a beach house?
Speaker 4: Did you just buy? You buy random stuff without checking.
Speaker 3: That's fine.
Speaker 5: Random stuff without checking is fine. Boats probably probably weren't.
Speaker 5: Just like mentioning your thinking about it.
Speaker 2: I didn't mention it that I was thinking about. You said, no,
Speaker 2: I didn't tell her. I'm more.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but it's a big for forgiveness. That's your argument.
Speaker 6: Now before the break, when you're off, my wife Lou
Speaker 6: sent Clint a voice note which we played on the air.
Speaker 2: Take a list.
Speaker 8: So, after being blindsided by Jason one too many times,
Speaker 8: I've told him I've got something coming. He doesn't know
Speaker 8: what it is, but he will know when it gets here.
Speaker 8: It is something that I'm very excited about, and I
Speaker 8: know the kids are going to be really excited about,
Speaker 8: but I'm not sure how Jason is going to feel
Speaker 8: about it. It will be arriving just in time for
Speaker 8: the East Long weekend and.
Speaker 3: It is a.
Speaker 2: Good Now Clint was privy to the information.
Speaker 5: Well, I just copped a text message around Easter, which
Speaker 5: makes sense now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I sent Lauren to ABC message saying were you
Speaker 6: aware of this? With some other colorful while I encourage
Speaker 6: Lou to go through with it. Now, can I just
Speaker 6: set the scene We have just been together around which
Speaker 6: is a massive trips.
Speaker 3: We're there for forty eight hours.
Speaker 4: A mass if may you're not going to Botswana to.
Speaker 3: Run a marathon. You went to Adelaide to drink beers
Speaker 3: and go to the footy for two days.
Speaker 2: So I come home jet lad a half an hour.
Speaker 3: Really get you?
Speaker 6: Keep in mind we already have three children. There's enough
Speaker 6: going on again.
Speaker 4: Family.
Speaker 3: That lizard Rex, yeah, but he does nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just sits in the couch and the tank.
Speaker 5: When I was at your house, he was free range. Anyway,
Speaker 5: thought there's a rodent in the house.
Speaker 6: I walk in the house and fine, she has purchased
Speaker 6: a Golden.
Speaker 2: Retriever terrific, which is the size of a horse.
Speaker 5: Well, I got a text that just said a dog
Speaker 5: question mark, and I just wrote back, Please tell me
Speaker 5: you did not get a dog.
Speaker 3: You can't keep up with your life as it is.
Speaker 4: I know it's a big Dog's the dog from Never
Speaker 4: Ending Story photo?
Speaker 3: If this said Golden Retriever and your.
Speaker 2: Son can't look he said, looks like the dog.
Speaker 5: The dog looks like your son. And we're like floppy,
Speaker 5: curly cute, like that's arching in a dog. You know
Speaker 5: when they say owners look like the dog, The dog
Speaker 5: looks like Archie.
Speaker 2: So I've walked in.
Speaker 3: It's a fully grown dog.
Speaker 2: Fully grown dog. This thing is sitting on the.
Speaker 3: Couch like a rescue dog.
Speaker 2: Well, straight away I was like, funny, whose dog is it?
Speaker 3: Was it on the couch, on the couch, Lauren.
Speaker 4: And there was hair everywhere because they're long hand.
Speaker 2: Yep, And I'm like, whose dog is it?
Speaker 5: But you've got one of those robot vacks that you
Speaker 5: bought without asking for permission to plane out the dog here.
Speaker 2: And los like, it's a rescue dog and it's out.
Speaker 3: What's his name?
Speaker 2: Drake?
Speaker 3: Or so I was told Drake.
Speaker 6: I took Drake for a walk. I was screaming, Drake,
Speaker 6: he he'l Drake. The thing almost it's.
Speaker 3: Hell attack, it's not a but it took off.
Speaker 2: It almost justsicated my arm that things bloody massive.
Speaker 6: And I'm like, Drake, Drake, And it wasn't listening to me,
Speaker 6: and I'm like, what is wrong with this dog? Do
Speaker 6: I stand to really getting angry?
Speaker 5: Well, you're used to things and people not listening to
Speaker 5: you by now, yes, But I.
Speaker 6: Just didn't want another one of those situations in the house.
Speaker 6: I get home, I start pulling all the kids separately aside,
Speaker 6: going whose dog is?
Speaker 2: I know it's not ours, it can't be our, It's
Speaker 2: very cute.
Speaker 6: All the kids are like, no, we got a dog.
Speaker 6: This means the world to me. Dad, I'm so excited.
Speaker 3: Where was the Where was the lizard?
Speaker 2: At this point, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't have been hoping for it.
Speaker 6: Drake's mouth, Drake's For two days, the family stuck to
Speaker 6: every single detail of the same story on kids, and
Speaker 6: then I spent a number of hours going through all
Speaker 6: the social media accounts of anybody we know looking for
Speaker 6: any photo evidence of a dog.
Speaker 3: But you live baside. Everyone's got a Golden Retriever.
Speaker 6: Well John and Crystal, friends of ours. I noticed in
Speaker 6: the family shop they had a dog that looked very
Speaker 6: similar to Drake.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine how fury as this little man would.
Speaker 4: Have been walking around, so angry, stumping around.
Speaker 3: Even the fact it was your friend's dog. And then
Speaker 3: you don't we dog.
Speaker 6: Sitting yes, and its name isn't Drake. They just told
Speaker 6: me that its name is Olie.
Speaker 3: Oh, of course it's name is Olie. Every golden is
Speaker 3: called Olie days Charlie, Ollie.
Speaker 2: And then it looks to me and I'm like, where
Speaker 2: was that Three days ago?
Speaker 4: Oli? Heal attack Ollie?
Speaker 6: So he lasted three days, and I put him into
Speaker 6: a dog sitting place, and so they got went.
Speaker 4: You meant to be minding it for the.
Speaker 2: We're going beautiful people holidays.
Speaker 3: You put in a dog.
Speaker 2: We did three days.
Speaker 3: That was a nice supposed to have it maybe a week.
Speaker 2: It's just a lot. I don't need a dog. A
Speaker 2: dog's like a child.
Speaker 3: Dogs are way better than children.
Speaker 2: Not time with the kids in the cap.
Speaker 5: I disagreed, and then he dropped his children at the
Speaker 5: child minding place, the dog at the dog minding place.
Speaker 2: I can't have a dog. There are a lot of works.
Speaker 5: You can't have a dog. When you said you got
Speaker 5: a dog, I was like, this is the worst idea ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot of work.
Speaker 6: And then because I'm not used to having a dog,
Speaker 6: when I was walking around the block, he.
Speaker 4: He did a turn.
Speaker 2: You didn't have bad Like, I'm not used to having
Speaker 2: a dog. You got to prepare. So what do you
Speaker 2: do you pick? Get up in your hand for the runner.
Speaker 4: It is you don't run.
Speaker 3: He made that story up.
Speaker 2: I walked off briskfully. This is number one hundred.
Speaker 6: Y're on the air with Jason and Lauren Clinton as well,
Speaker 6: and so was this man our next.
Speaker 13: Guest is a food wizard.
Speaker 4: Having one Master Chef in twenty twelve, he decided to
Speaker 4: come full circle and return to the show as a judge,
Speaker 4: where he's been happily sampling a lot of delicious free
Speaker 4: food since.
Speaker 2: Oh what a hard life.
Speaker 14: I found my love of food and my entry into
Speaker 14: the industry on Mastership.
Speaker 2: Please welcome to the show, The Canny Colored Very Creator and.
Speaker 3: All Color Morning.
Speaker 13: Also forward to my intro every year.
Speaker 2: Since we caught up officially moved to Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, part of Melbourne. Are you living?
Speaker 4: We're in Northcote.
Speaker 3: I knew you were going to say side. You screamed.
Speaker 2: Cool. You're too cool for my.
Speaker 3: How are you finding living in Melbourne?
Speaker 13: Loving it?
Speaker 14: We been down here for a while, but like bought
Speaker 14: our first officially here.
Speaker 13: Yeah, thank you? What am I judging? Well, I've got
Speaker 13: my judging pants on today.
Speaker 4: Okay, so well, no, I just cooked.
Speaker 5: I've got the in laws in town and I cooked it.
Speaker 5: Last night was cold and these two haven't stopped hanging
Speaker 5: it on.
Speaker 3: Stop Wait, okay, stop, the weather's just changed, right, It's
Speaker 3: got really cold in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: No problem.
Speaker 5: What would you go for something like? It's a Sunday
Speaker 5: night wine.
Speaker 2: It's in the ballpark. Spent a chicken pot.
Speaker 3: Part chicken and mushrooms. This is it was. Actually it
Speaker 3: was good.
Speaker 2: That's right. Love a pie, big Fane.
Speaker 3: I made it.
Speaker 4: It's the the assembly of the pie.
Speaker 2: Here is my question. If you say it did have
Speaker 2: a lid, didn't it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Otherwise it just be like a chicken stew.
Speaker 6: If you're saying I'm making a pie, Clinton, I firmly
Speaker 6: believe there should be some sort of pastry bass, not
Speaker 6: just I.
Speaker 3: Didn't bake the bass.
Speaker 13: A pot pie is.
Speaker 14: Thank you pie, and a pot pie thank you.
Speaker 3: The chicken pot pie.
Speaker 13: Has the pastry on the bottom.
Speaker 6: Of your tone chicken pop pe.
Speaker 4: So the pie you love it at?
Speaker 3: Have you had the Donovan's Chicken pop pine?
Speaker 2: You must? Does that have on it? No?
Speaker 5: It comes in a pop pard and then they flip
Speaker 5: the lid over and then they pull the pie back.
Speaker 3: In the lid.
Speaker 2: That's deconstruct I think tea.
Speaker 4: Was on this one.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you very much. I follow up question,
Speaker 3: that's a good milk to serve the in laws, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 13: How to go down?
Speaker 5: They said it was excellent. I went to bed and
Speaker 5: Paul said it was okay, classic in laws.
Speaker 2: Mashed potato cream butter or milk.
Speaker 14: Butter fifty percent potato fifty percent butter.
Speaker 2: There we go fifty.
Speaker 13: Fifty to fifty. Mash is where it.
Speaker 5: Shats and you manually mash or use a wizzard manually.
Speaker 5: So he's called an electric mashed potato.
Speaker 4: Mashed potato masher.
Speaker 13: Does it turn out like glue?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty good. That's a little bit. Come to think.
Speaker 5: One of the best potatoes for mashed potato Dutch creams.
Speaker 14: Get the best ones down in Tazzy see Jason is
Speaker 14: dead and then and then whips it.
Speaker 3: Hey, Andy, what's the worst dish you've ever seen? Served
Speaker 3: up on? Musta shoe?
Speaker 5: Because someone ever can surely someone's abs absolutely cooked it
Speaker 5: cooked it.
Speaker 14: Yes, Tommy, I hope you love me still, Tommy, Tommy
Speaker 14: fam Yeah, he's an absolute.
Speaker 13: Legend of a bloke.
Speaker 3: Still can't cook, No, you can.
Speaker 13: He's a wizard.
Speaker 14: But he tried to go pretty out there and did
Speaker 14: this oyster dish oyster with a buttermilk and fish sauce
Speaker 14: and chive and dill, and it just didn't come together.
Speaker 14: It was the worst one I've ever had. I love
Speaker 14: you Tommy so much. You were so skilled. You've created
Speaker 14: some of the best.
Speaker 4: Anyone ever had. Anyone who's that's real, that's close.
Speaker 13: I reckon, I reckon.
Speaker 14: I've actually probably created one of the worst ones. I
Speaker 14: remember being over in Italy for when when I was
Speaker 14: on Season four and there's a very famous chef called
Speaker 14: Massmobitura one every ward under the Sun, best chef in
Speaker 14: the world, and we I cooked an awful dish.
Speaker 13: Oh you had to.
Speaker 14: You went out into the streets of Rome and you
Speaker 14: were you were inspired by this Roman dish. And we
Speaker 14: saw this old fellow cooking this dish. I was like, oh, mate,
Speaker 14: this is gonna be He's gonna love this. I was
Speaker 14: gonna love this anyway. He comes around in my band
Speaker 14: and he's like, oh mate, I don't eat awful are
Speaker 14: you kidding? I can't really change now.
Speaker 13: The tip to this is going to get yeah, the
Speaker 13: tip to the dish.
Speaker 14: When we were listening to this Italian dude, mate the dish,
Speaker 14: he was like because there was the lungs in there
Speaker 14: as well. He was like, when the lungs start to whistle,
Speaker 14: you know it's cooked because all the air is coming
Speaker 14: out of the lungs.
Speaker 13: I'm like, I'm on here.
Speaker 2: Sorry, what's off?
Speaker 13: Just bits of a like the lungs, the heart, the
Speaker 13: sweet umids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wantn't normally go on to sausage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sort of in the Is it whole? The
Speaker 3: lung was whole?
Speaker 14: Yes, yeah, And so I cooked the cook It was
Speaker 14: the lungs, the heart, the sweet bread, the liver.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, And you thought that was going to be
Speaker 3: a hit.
Speaker 14: Yeah, it was like traditionally this Roman delicacy, right, And.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I've gone for a tira masile or something.
Speaker 13: Could I should have didn't and I didn't.
Speaker 3: So the lungs started whistling.
Speaker 14: Yes, the lungs whistled for far too long. I overcooked it.
Speaker 14: And not only did I serve overcooked off all to
Speaker 14: the World's best chef, but you obviously have to eat
Speaker 14: it cold as well.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because a lot of people don't know that the
Speaker 6: dishes that the judges try on the show we do.
Speaker 14: We do a hot tasting straight after they cook. But
Speaker 14: then for the purpose of the show, we tried the food.
Speaker 14: Most of the food cold on when it's when we're
Speaker 14: getting filmed. Anyway, old mass mate, he could hardly eat it,
Speaker 14: like he was struggling his way through my overcooked lungs
Speaker 14: and hearts and sweetbreads.
Speaker 13: Yeah, it went down.
Speaker 2: Is there something you don't eat that you go around
Speaker 2: and go.
Speaker 13: No, not really.
Speaker 14: I don't like chu, which is actually what you know,
Speaker 14: the green, which weirdly I love, but I feel like
Speaker 14: it attacks my brain and it burns.
Speaker 13: It burns, and there's not much other in the in
Speaker 13: the first place.
Speaker 6: Well, get, I'm not a huge cold food guy, Like
Speaker 6: I won't need a cheese sandwiche, but I need to
Speaker 6: toasted cheese.
Speaker 2: Is that weird?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Europe, But you don't like strange about leftovers?
Speaker 13: Like what about like a lasagna?
Speaker 2: Or so you got a microwave it?
Speaker 4: Oh? Really Yeah?
Speaker 3: Don't you hate soup as well?
Speaker 2: Yes? The texture of suits me, the texture of suit?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I need So if you've done a barbecue the
Speaker 4: night pod or you can't just have a cold chop
Speaker 4: or a cold snag out of the.
Speaker 2: Free would do that? You got the there because that's it?
Speaker 3: Right, you're fun.
Speaker 4: So Andy went back to win this year, right, So
Speaker 4: we'll see a few of our favorites, like twenty four
Speaker 4: of them.
Speaker 3: Wow, Yeah, it's all contestants.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, so I was about to win. So we
Speaker 13: did this season the first season that I was a judge,
Speaker 13: and it was it was epic, it was.
Speaker 14: I think it just goes to show like how special
Speaker 14: the show is, because I mean, there's a thes three
Speaker 14: contestants that are coming back for a third time, Laura
Speaker 14: Callum and Sarah too.
Speaker 3: Sure if they haven't want to buy now, we'll have to.
Speaker 13: Wait and see.
Speaker 4: Give it that.
Speaker 2: Master Australia if you ever want to buy it now.
Speaker 5: Yahually they don't get a fourth food like this is
Speaker 5: their last, but.
Speaker 14: We've also got We've also got contestants from season one,
Speaker 14: right geez.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Steph Steah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's she pops up on.
Speaker 3: My TikTok years ago was the first season.
Speaker 13: This is seventeen.
Speaker 3: Wow, she was on a seventeen.
Speaker 13: Andre was actually Poema series. Now she's a joke.
Speaker 3: That's amazing.
Speaker 13: But Andre has gone out.
Speaker 14: He's got like five restaurants, he's killing it down and.
Speaker 2: It's then coming back put yourself on the tail.
Speaker 13: I know, but that's what I mean.
Speaker 14: It just goes to show how much this show actually
Speaker 14: means people want of people out there.
Speaker 13: They love it.
Speaker 2: Well you can see it Master Shep Australia.
Speaker 3: Now before we let you go though, Yeah, Premius.
Speaker 6: Tonight tell around the time seven point thirty on ten
Speaker 6: and ten play Master Chef Australia back to win. You
Speaker 6: don't win at this time, don't come back again.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I don't think there's a fourth time.
Speaker 5: Surely don't get a fourth chance. What do you think
Speaker 5: is the best restaurant in Melbourne?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 6: Someplace in northcot can't wait to see you try and
Speaker 6: get a booking at another one.
Speaker 4: After this far.
Speaker 13: That's tough.
Speaker 5: We've got so many restaurants recommendation for like a week
Speaker 5: night or like.
Speaker 3: A friends going for dinner, come over to the North Side.
Speaker 4: So we're going to dinner and you're in charge of
Speaker 4: taking it.
Speaker 14: Okay, we'll do a little north Side tour because obviously
Speaker 14: you guys are the outside and you don't really come
Speaker 14: over to out side.
Speaker 3: Where are we going?
Speaker 14: I'd start at Napi Quarter and then we probably go
Speaker 14: to Bar Liberty after that down the road.
Speaker 5: Oh, I've been there too. When I lived on the
Speaker 5: North Side. I was much cooler them.
Speaker 2: Who was paying? We do the credit card credit.
Speaker 13: That's perfect, it's a date.
Speaker 3: It doesn't work for me. That game on the.
Speaker 2: Good to see you.
Speaker 13: Thanks appreciate it all right?
Speaker 2: That is it? Enough is enough. We are out of here.
Speaker 3: Have a great day, everybody, can't it candysh it can't
Speaker 3: cop it your.
Speaker 2: Recond what's it right up to today?
Speaker 3: Today?
Speaker 4: You're going to go vote.
Speaker 3: I'm going to vote. You doing that because I'm away
Speaker 3: on the weekend. Vful business to what trumpetsage?
Speaker 4: Yeah, she screams trumpet.
Speaker 3: I'm going. I'm going.
Speaker 5: I mean, I've had two weeks of holidays and I.
Speaker 3: I really indulged on the holiday.
Speaker 5: So I'm back into clean, healthy, good old fashioned living today.
Speaker 2: Favorite Easter egg? Do you have one?
Speaker 4: Did I have a? I did? Actually, Cara milk ones.
Speaker 5: And Darrely had these milk chocolate with little raspberry bits
Speaker 5: in them.
Speaker 4: Dad always buys me the same Easter egg every year.
Speaker 4: It's a crunchy bunny.
Speaker 3: Oh we love a crunchy by So.
Speaker 2: You screamed the humpty dumpty to me. We around here.
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Speaker 6: excell sen Tomorrow bye
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