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Speaker 1: Jason Lauren on one hundred.

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Speaker 2: Well, good morning and welcome you Monday.

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Speaker 3: Morning, Melbourne.

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Speaker 2: We are back.

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Speaker 3: We are back, baby morning, Clinty.

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Speaker 2: Good morning.

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Speaker 4: I feel like I've been gone for three years.

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Speaker 5: Well you know what, It's so funny because last night

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Speaker 5: I was like, gosh, been to work for what feels

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Speaker 5: like months.

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Speaker 3: And as I drove in this morning, I was like,

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Speaker 3: where'd that time go?

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Speaker 6: It really threw me because she was early. She was

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Speaker 6: before both you and you and I. You were both early. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: I was lasting.

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh my, there's another teslor on the road,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, it's Lauren. What's she doing here?

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Speaker 5: Well before six came up this morning on my car,

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Speaker 5: pull over safely and immediately you have flat tires, And

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Speaker 5: I was like, I'll have to get out of jail

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Speaker 5: free card.

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Speaker 3: But that's also not happening my card.

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Speaker 2: You just reminded me I've got a flat tire, but.

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Speaker 3: I don't think I do. It doesn't look flat when

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Speaker 3: I looked at it.

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Speaker 2: Was it in the dark.

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Speaker 3: But I also don't really know what flat tie looks like.

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Speaker 3: Oh my, they're evenly flat. I wouldn't know. I could

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Speaker 3: just tell you you could feel it the other No,

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Speaker 3: what felt fine?

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Speaker 4: Have you got the ones you can drive on? There?

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Speaker 4: They go flat, you can still drive on them, I think.

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Speaker 2: I hope so think you do, because I don't think that.

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Speaker 2: I don't think loone packed a spare.

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Speaker 4: Oh but they've got people going no, actually answer that?

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Speaker 2: What's that? What they go to?

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Speaker 4: The Tesla's they're off, you know, they're on the nose.

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Speaker 4: They're on the nose at the moment.

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Speaker 3: And so what you think someone slashed my tie?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Remember when we both barked on Clarendon Street here in

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Speaker 6: South Melbourne.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, all three of us did in a row, like

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Speaker 5: three little ducks one two, three in row on Clarendon

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Speaker 5: Street because the gate in the office wasn't working.

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Speaker 2: And who got a parking ticket?

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Speaker 3: Only me, not you two?

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Speaker 5: Because Tesla, you drive an Audie, you deserve a parking ticket.

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Speaker 3: You're rear, you drive a Mercedes.

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Speaker 2: After European.

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Speaker 3: Not long, not long, just said Elon the eighty nine.

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Speaker 6: You're one of them. You're lucky that they just slash

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Speaker 6: your tires overseas, they're like burning.

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Speaker 3: The car was a Tesla, Babe before Elon was too kookie.

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Speaker 4: I was worried about saying, slash the tires. Now you've

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Speaker 4: gone burning the cars.

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Speaker 2: Mate, that's what they're doing overseas.

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Speaker 5: They are who they hasn't Elon?

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Speaker 3: Hasn't everyone just let Elon go?

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Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, you should you know what traded

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Speaker 6: in and get something a bit more subtle like the

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Speaker 6: cyber tank.

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Speaker 4: In the debate, Peter Dutton described him alone as an

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Speaker 4: evil genius.

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Speaker 6: That's what he called him, evil genius, genius.

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Speaker 4: It's not evil because he's got so much money.

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Speaker 5: It's great colizations, twenty four kids, got a lot of kids.

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Speaker 2: You know me, you're what's.

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Speaker 3: I don't know enough about it.

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Speaker 2: We're going to get your fire extinguishing to carry.

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Speaker 3: With you when you slashed my tires. Are really sad though, Hey.

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Speaker 6: We have a massive show coming up. Concert tickets, money

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Speaker 6: to go on a stack. I guess we'll run through it.

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Speaker 6: Next good morn in Melbourne.

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Speaker 2: We're back. Oh she's not great the weather this week.

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Speaker 5: No, Look, I think I think the glory days are

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Speaker 5: behind us. But I remember saying we said that was

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Speaker 5: before the break. No, we just said if we get

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Speaker 5: to Easter with good weather, we'd all be happy. And

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Speaker 5: we got to Easter with glorious weather. We got to

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Speaker 5: last weekend with glorious weather.

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Speaker 2: School holiday weather, amazing, got them outside. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: let him run well.

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Speaker 3: But I think I think it's I think it's done.

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Speaker 3: I met last night.

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Speaker 5: I've got the in laws in town, Paul's sister and

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Speaker 5: husband who I love in town, and I was like, guys,

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Speaker 5: it's chicken pot pie weather.

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Speaker 3: I didn't go to Donovan.

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Speaker 2: Donovan.

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Speaker 5: I made a chicken pop pie and I was like,

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Speaker 5: the weather's changed.

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Speaker 2: The question.

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Speaker 5: We've gone within twenty four hours from an outdoor some

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Speaker 5: of barbecue, chicken pop bye, bred wine and fire.

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Speaker 2: Question.

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Speaker 6: Question, we're making a pie because I have grit where

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Speaker 6: people make pies and there's no pie based.

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Speaker 3: I didn't do the base. I didn't do the ba

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Speaker 3: thank you.

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Speaker 2: Otherwise it's a soup and a bowl with a pastry lid.

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Speaker 3: Wasn't that runny? But yeah, I know what you mean,

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Speaker 3: but you.

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Speaker 4: Need some sort of structural integrity to it.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: It's quite hard to make a bottom.

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Speaker 4: He's not the bass, the bowl is not the base bowl.

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Speaker 3: It was actually beautifully presented.

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Speaker 5: And then Poul said, I want to do mashed potato,

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Speaker 5: and I was so mad, because I did this beautiful

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Speaker 5: chicken pot pie, the puff pastry. It was amazing, these

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Speaker 5: beautiful greens and polks, that I'll do the potato. And

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Speaker 5: he served it in a plastic salad bowl.

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Speaker 3: I was like, dah, that's a bit rad. And there

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Speaker 3: was enough mashed potato to serve eighty five.

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Speaker 2: Mashed potato questions.

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Speaker 3: I should have done it myself.

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Speaker 2: So he used milk, butter or creep.

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Speaker 3: I didn't watch that was his domain.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes, can I tell you butter is the best, But

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Speaker 4: sometimes you just need to slip of milk as well

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Speaker 4: a little bit as well.

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Speaker 3: In the mash. Some people use the wizzard for the

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Speaker 3: mashed potato.

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Speaker 2: I've got what you do, yeah, were mine's purely for

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Speaker 2: mashed potato.

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Speaker 5: Is it an electric mashed potato maker? Yeah, mashed potato

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Speaker 5: like you put in the blender.

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Speaker 2: Well, no you don't. I've got the electric mashed potato.

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Speaker 2: Well that just goes up like a normal looks like

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Speaker 2: a bar mix. But it's purely only made for mashed potato.

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Speaker 5: Oh, you can't mix anything else, absolutely not. It's a

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Speaker 5: marketing employees. You didn't need a barmix and a mashtato.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, We've got the in laws in town, which

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Speaker 5: has actually been quite fun.

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Speaker 2: How long they're here for.

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Speaker 5: They leave tomorrow right, and then they're back next month

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Speaker 5: with the whole family. So this is like it's like

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Speaker 5: it's like Paul's given me a dress rehearsal. Paul's one

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Speaker 5: of five siblings, and it's like I've got a dress

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Speaker 5: rehearsal with just one couple in town this weekend. Then

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Speaker 5: they go, and then next month they all come to town.

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Speaker 6: A couple of old Clark rubber mattresses for guests.

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Speaker 2: Do you want me to pop around your.

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Speaker 3: I'm shipping some off to a hotel.

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Speaker 2: You can't do that, you can they can't stay with you.

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Speaker 3: My house is not big enough.

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Speaker 2: Well do you sleep on the couch.

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Speaker 3: I've got an idea. I can say my house and

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Speaker 3: I'll go to the hotel.

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Speaker 2: That's a good idea.

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Speaker 5: Now, that is a winning idea. You can have our room,

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Speaker 5: the master bedroom, beautiful, beautiful on sweet feel.

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Speaker 6: Fred is my head, right, I'll swing past after the

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Speaker 6: breakfast buffet.

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Speaker 5: It's a lot of pressure when you've got in law staying.

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Speaker 5: I really really wanted to deliver on this chicken pop

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Speaker 5: pie last night. I thought it was not my best,

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Speaker 5: but it was still it was still pretty good. And

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Speaker 5: then we went to bed and I said, oh, I

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Speaker 5: was a bit disappointed. It wasn't it wasn't my best

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Speaker 5: chicken pop pie. And Paul said it was okay. And

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Speaker 5: then I said, how dumb are you? How dumb are

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Speaker 5: you to not know that all you had to say

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Speaker 5: at this very moment.

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Speaker 3: And we're about to go to sleep. Oh babe, it

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Speaker 3: was amazing.

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Speaker 2: What so we are we cremating? What's what's what's happening

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Speaker 2: with him?

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Speaker 3: It was nice.

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Speaker 4: Later on, I'm just interested how you made it? We

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Speaker 4: did it have like a cream of mushroom soup?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, it was all fresh ingredients, but it

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Speaker 5: was mushroom baked Campbell's.

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Speaker 2: Is there any left? Could we get some coreed?

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Speaker 3: So it was obviously good because there was none.

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Speaker 5: And even as I was cleaning up, I saw Paul's

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Speaker 5: brother in the light picking the last bit of the pastry. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: but I did not make the bottom because it's too hard,

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Speaker 5: really hard to make part.

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Speaker 4: If it was a shepherd's.

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Speaker 3: Sunday afternoon and it was like it, I'll just whip

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Speaker 3: it's more an.

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Speaker 6: Ornament that's what you want to hear from the chef. Sorry,

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Speaker 6: it's not the best. I've been very busy in the

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I put too much pressure on myself, wish myself.

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Speaker 5: We should have just got takeaway. Also, why don't you

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Speaker 5: just can't get a pa pooch chicken part?

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Speaker 3: That's not the same as a homemade made and it

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Speaker 3: would have been better than just a base.

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Speaker 6: It's just got a eleven past six. We're going a

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Speaker 6: huge show coming up. As we mentioned, Andy Allen in

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Speaker 6: also going to be joined by Tim McDonald from The

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Speaker 6: Cheap Seats And how would you like to go overseas

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Speaker 6: and see this man?

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Speaker 2: Bruna was in Las Vegas. That's a night out.

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Speaker 6: You want to get on the standby list when you

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Speaker 6: hear Bruno listen out and ring showers today it looks

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Speaker 6: like a wet looking weak ahead. To be honest, kids

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Speaker 6: tend back to school today. I packed the old poncho

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Speaker 6: tops in nineteen we are going for were they not

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Speaker 6: back last week for three days?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: It was a funny one somemore only.

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Speaker 4: Two days week? Yeah, yeah, of course because it was

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Speaker 4: Eastern Mondays man Zach Day.

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Speaker 3: Do you know I had to google. Actually, no.

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Speaker 2: Week, we got time.

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Speaker 5: I couldn't work out why Eastern Anzac Day was so

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Speaker 5: close together, so I had to google.

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Speaker 3: How do they choose the dates for Easter? Did you

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Speaker 3: know this?

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Speaker 2: Easter's is at first weekend of that month?

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Speaker 8: Night.

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Speaker 3: It's got something to do with the moon. I've forgotten.

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Speaker 4: Now we hang on.

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Speaker 3: Something. Oh yeah, the Sunday after the solstice. I can't

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Speaker 3: say that word.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, really rattle me?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's never that club. Well, it's every ten years

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Speaker 3: or something.

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Speaker 6: I'm not normally playing two up with eggs in my pocket.

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Speaker 6: Normally the tours separate.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, very very strange week.

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Speaker 5: Last week it felt like that week between Christmas and

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Speaker 3: Is, you know, sort of.

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Speaker 4: So Jesus and the moon are intrinsically linked? Is that

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Speaker 4: what you're telling me?

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Speaker 2: Is he in nostrology?

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Speaker 4: Is it's like Athenas.

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Speaker 3: I should have printed this information.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you didn't. Ah, will you google? Can I

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Speaker 2: just say? Colfield RSL know how to do?

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Speaker 1: End?

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Speaker 4: He's something. Two up seems to be very very big

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Speaker 5: Sorry, it's the spring equinox and the full moon. It's

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Speaker 2: Thank you. The extreme.

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Speaker 4: An Antact Day is always on the same day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, two up huge, just different parts.

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Speaker 5: But there's not as many places in Melbourne you can

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Speaker 8: No.

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Speaker 6: I went to several RSLs on Antact Day, just looking

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Speaker 3: We need to play they.

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Speaker 6: Shouldn't have been and then Colfield Rssels shaming places.

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Speaker 2: everyone's in the ring.

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Speaker 3: Walked up.

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Speaker 5: I didn't make the dawn services six we went to.

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Speaker 4: We were at the football.

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Speaker 3: Team Richmond v.

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Speaker 2: Melbourne sixty.

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Speaker 3: I thought there'd be more.

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Speaker 5: Very quickly reminded me it was sixteenth playing seventeenth on

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll so weird.

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Speaker 5: A late night, so I didn't make the dawn service,

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Speaker 3: Paid my respects.

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Speaker 6: The numbers seemed a little bit down at the one

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Speaker 6: the morning. Yeah, just compared to other years. I reckon

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Speaker 2: The forecast said it was going to be raining.

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Speaker 5: No, I think a lot of people were away. It

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Speaker 5: was that weird long weekend holiday. Anyway, Richmond lost terribly

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Speaker 6: Bombers third quarter, started to sneak in front. I'm like,

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Speaker 6: what's going on here?

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Speaker 2: Did the sport? I just look at me there and

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Speaker 4: Happened on Friday?

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Speaker 3: And Zach Day?

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Speaker 4: Remember remember I've been a bit sick of my memory

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Speaker 4: is gone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my memory.

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Speaker 3: Because that came Last night was good. It was very

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Speaker 3: good Cats for Carlton Cats playing.

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Speaker 4: My Harry as well and happy players.

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Speaker 2: We say they're back, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Right last night and.

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Speaker 2: Melbourne they're back. They're on fire. Coming up.

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Speaker 3: We're going to just joining us on the show tomorrow.

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Speaker 6: He is Indeed, Harry McKay will be in tomorrow morning.

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Speaker 6: To celebrate the bluespan.

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Speaker 2: Back coming up.

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Speaker 6: We're gonna check your other work latest in news, and

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Speaker 6: then yes, we need to talk about the question that

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Speaker 6: was it Dunton came undone?

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Speaker 2: When this question was.

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Speaker 4: That Dutton did come undone? Yeah, I mean neither covered

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Speaker 4: themselves in glory.

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Speaker 6: Really, last night's debate there was one question that really

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Speaker 6: threw them. Let's see how you would go if you

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Speaker 6: were thrown this question. You and people listening, we'll go

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Speaker 6: there next. Already a couple of days ahead, guys, so

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Speaker 6: packed the brolly or the punchu U tops to nineteen today?

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Speaker 4: Take care.

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Speaker 5: A bit of a wet day, head guy, So the

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Speaker 5: advice I haven't you.

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Speaker 2: Pack a buncher? Listen, listen you.

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Speaker 3: Adults heading into the city this morning for work. Make

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Speaker 3: sure you've got your gum boots on so you can.

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Speaker 2: Jump in the paddle. This is not a thing today.

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Speaker 3: We're just not quite switched on yet.

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Speaker 5: You could tell you were still really thinking. Yes, No,

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Speaker 5: it's a bit we today. Try Kelly, it's it's not

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Speaker 5: wet yet. I can't tell the tints. I wouldn't know,

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Speaker 5: but I don't think it's rainy.

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Speaker 2: Clint, Oh, come good bye. Seven.

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Speaker 3: We actually haven't.

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Speaker 5: Seen each other for two whole weeks, and it's the

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Speaker 5: longest you and I have ever gone over Clint, because

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Speaker 5: you went away, you did too. He slip slopped and slashed.

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Speaker 5: In fact, in fact, you know who did not slip,

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Speaker 5: you see the first day he was on the Today

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Speaker 5: Show when I got back from his holiday.

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Speaker 3: Oh good heavens above, I.

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Speaker 4: Will and the makeup girl said, I'm not too sure

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Speaker 4: we can deal with this.

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Speaker 3: He was orange. He was the town mate, Clint town

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Speaker 3: away anyway.

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Speaker 4: So when I left you, I left you in Adelaide.

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Speaker 2: That's right. We're there for gathering.

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Speaker 4: And your message, which should have been ringing in my years,

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Speaker 4: is make sure you get to bed early. Because I

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Speaker 4: had a six fifty five am flight out of Adelaide

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Speaker 4: to Bali, and.

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Speaker 6: I think I said to you the night before we

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Speaker 6: just finished at the prize game, gone for a couple

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Speaker 6: of beers, and I said, Clint, go to bed, go

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Speaker 4: Yep.

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Speaker 3: So six fifty five flight, you have to be at

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Speaker 3: the airport at what time.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, but I left the hotel I set

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Speaker 4: the alarm for four to ten because the car came

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Speaker 4: at four fifteen.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I heard a door slam. Your door. Your hotel

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Speaker 5: I heard a door slam, very loudly and about quarter

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Speaker 5: he's on his way what he might have been doing both?

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Speaker 4: So I decided to go through.

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Speaker 2: I went.

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Speaker 4: I didn't sleep, and nor did Brodie, our executive producer

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Speaker 4: Fearless leaderive.

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Speaker 3: The next morning he had to.

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Speaker 2: Stay out with Clint.

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Speaker 3: I just wanted to make sure Clint made his flat.

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Speaker 4: Straight from the club, well via the hotel to get

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Speaker 4: my possessions.

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Speaker 3: Did you have a you don't want to be getting arrested?

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Speaker 2: Very brief shower, very brief.

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Speaker 5: Not a bad plan though, because you you'd sleep for

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Speaker 5: six hours on the flight.

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Speaker 3: Did you sleep the whole way?

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Speaker 4: Star flights to BALI are packed, the issue was and

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Speaker 4: I did pack my bag the night before. But I

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Speaker 4: told myself, Clint, whatever you do, make sure you google

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Speaker 4: the I've got these new pills that I've been taking

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Speaker 4: from the nature Path. There's like four or five different

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Speaker 4: pills in these big my gut health in these in

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Speaker 4: these big sort of canisters and I had no idea

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Speaker 4: what was in them, right, I've just been throwing them

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Speaker 4: in my gop.

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Speaker 2: I didn't pack the boogie board.

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Speaker 4: So I'm like, I've got these pills. Whatever you do, clear,

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Speaker 4: don't get on the plane without googling whether you can

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Speaker 4: take what on earth they are? Can you take them overseas?

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Speaker 4: I don't know. The doctor down the road just said, yeah,

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Speaker 4: these are good, they've got some herbs in them.

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Speaker 3: Go You're like, you don't want to be taking herbs.

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Speaker 4: Take herbs into Bali out of all the places in

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Speaker 4: the worl not Bali.

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Speaker 3: So did you google four o'clock?

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Speaker 4: But I didn't google.

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Speaker 3: At what point did you start sweating somewhere over.

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Speaker 4: Which is a give away where you say goodbye to Australia,

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Speaker 4: And you're like, oh shit, I've still got those you

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Speaker 4: have to st just not just one or two pills

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Speaker 4: I've got I've got five boxes of them.

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Speaker 3: So he's in their jets star toilet flushing the earth.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, because it's my bags under eath. Anyway. So

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Speaker 4: I've got to Bali and there's this can go one

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Speaker 4: three ways straight s. It's almost like a lottery. They

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Speaker 4: look at you and they're like, do you look like

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Speaker 4: a drug dealer? Come with me, We're going to scan

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Speaker 4: your bags.

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Speaker 3: You reckon, you reckon. They're profiling.

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Speaker 6: And let's keep in mind he hasn't had any sleep

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Speaker 6: and he would be sweating out.

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Speaker 3: God only did you have your tanks England or any It's.

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Speaker 4: Like the Hawkins family. Oh, they look like a lovely family.

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Speaker 4: They can go through the express aisle and away they go.

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Speaker 3: It's always the ones you don't expect anyway.

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Speaker 4: The kids they called me in for a scam?

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Speaker 3: Did they?

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Speaker 4: Straight away? They saw me wearing my hat, no sleep,

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Speaker 4: my hoodie in forty five degree heat. I've got my

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Speaker 4: bag scared.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh dead?

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Speaker 5: Did you think you're dead? Did you think you're in

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Speaker 4: I would have called you to say goodbye if I could.

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Speaker 4: But I didn't have a SIM card, so I couldn't

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Speaker 4: call anyone right because Channel nine didn't put roaming on

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Speaker 4: my phone?

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Speaker 2: Did that?

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Speaker 3: Are you serious?

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Speaker 4: Serious?

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Speaker 2: Barlie's putting good with WiFi? Can ask for the do.

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Speaker 4: You think the airport WiFi was decent? At Bali Airport.

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Speaker 4: I don't think so anyway, So I'm thinking about his

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Speaker 4: ease in my bag.

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Speaker 3: Stop making that stop. Surely not the gut herbs.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, the bag goes through the scanner. They pulled me up.

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Speaker 2: They did.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me, sir, can you open your back? I'm dead,

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Speaker 4: I'm actually dead.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're not, so keep going.

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Speaker 4: There was a banana in my bag.

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Speaker 3: I left you checked a banana in your checking No.

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Speaker 4: It was actually in my backpack, which went through the

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Speaker 3: So do we ever know if the herbs were allowed?

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Speaker 4: Well, they didn't pull me up on them, so I'm assuming.

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Speaker 2: He stopped the banana, not the herbs.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I would have been sting. Would have

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Speaker 3: been like banana? Where did you get a banana from.

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Speaker 4: Airport? When I'd been up all night? I was hungry

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Speaker 4: at a bottle of Mount Franklin. Can I tell you

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Speaker 4: McDonald's isn't open at four am?

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Speaker 3: You couldn't even get it? Cheesy?

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Speaker 2: What are we asking for?

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Speaker 4: Well, what happened at the airport? First and foremost, No,

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Speaker 4: let's say what they find in your bag.

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Speaker 6: Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number. What was found in

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Speaker 3: Make it together around?

457
00:19:56,400 --> 00:20:01,200
Speaker 6: Why we will hear that. Take your calls next thirday

458
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:04,480
Speaker 6: twenty four to ten. What was hiding in your bag?

459
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,359
Speaker 6: Give us a call. In return, I got two hundred

460
00:20:06,359 --> 00:20:08,440
Speaker 6: dollar Glue Store vouchers up for grabs.

461
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:09,520
Speaker 2: Glue store.

462
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,600
Speaker 3: Do you buy the Glue store.

463
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,240
Speaker 6: You can discover the new glues store in porium store

464
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,600
Speaker 6: and with you turn the dollar out you can go

465
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,440
Speaker 6: shopping on asking us called out and over on thirteen

466
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,720
Speaker 6: twenty four ten, we were asking what did they find

467
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,960
Speaker 6: in the bag. This follows my trip to Bali, where

468
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,360
Speaker 6: they did find a banana.

469
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:28,120
Speaker 4: But I was worried about some some herbs that I

470
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:34,879
Speaker 4: some medicinal herbs that I nothing their pills.

471
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,520
Speaker 5: You're just not selling this in very well. No, I'm

472
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,440
Speaker 5: glad that didn't question.

473
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:42,120
Speaker 2: No, when they found the banana, did you say thank you? Good?

474
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:45,960
Speaker 3: Worried about the the herbs the pills? I mean the

475
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,600
Speaker 3: medicinal pills, but.

476
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:51,159
Speaker 2: The path gave me that are not up.

477
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,680
Speaker 4: I've since googled and they are all above board. Thankfully.

478
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,240
Speaker 2: Sure what happened?

479
00:20:56,480 --> 00:21:00,240
Speaker 5: I'm going to going together around Well, I took carry

480
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,440
Speaker 5: on only you two.

481
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,679
Speaker 3: We're going for one night. You two took check in

482
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,679
Speaker 3: not the issue right now, the word that is an

483
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,720
Speaker 3: issue that is unacceptable.

484
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,560
Speaker 5: And I had been at a lunch before I went

485
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,600
Speaker 5: to the airport to meet you guys, and I had

486
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:19,360
Speaker 5: this cute handbag, something you would call an overpriced designer handbag,

487
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,280
Speaker 5: that i'd taken to the lunch and then i'd taken

488
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,200
Speaker 5: my stuff out of it and i'd put that bag

489
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,440
Speaker 5: in my big kind of over the shoulder handbag skin

490
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:32,600
Speaker 5: on the plane. But the handbag has this metal handle.

491
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:36,159
Speaker 5: I'll show your photo of it. And I got pulled

492
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:39,000
Speaker 5: taken into security because they said I was carrying a

493
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,120
Speaker 5: weapon and I was like, what are you talking about,

494
00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:44,240
Speaker 5: and then I said, I know it'll be the handle.

495
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,639
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it looks like it off like a shive.

496
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:50,400
Speaker 3: That's what he said, the handle. He said you could

497
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:54,040
Speaker 3: use that as a shive. And I was like, dude, you.

498
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,280
Speaker 2: Spent that on that little handbag.

499
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 3: It was a gift.

500
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,760
Speaker 5: And I was like, it's not a shit, and he said, yeah,

501
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,320
Speaker 5: well I've seen people tell me their phone cases not

502
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,520
Speaker 5: knuckle dusters as well. Yeah, And I was like, well,

503
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,600
Speaker 5: I'm not leaving this handbag here, so either I don't

504
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:12,400
Speaker 5: go to my work trip to Adelaide, or you give

505
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:13,360
Speaker 5: me my handbag back.

506
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,400
Speaker 2: But either way, the SHIV is staying to see.

507
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,760
Speaker 5: Let me get my supervisor. And the supervisor had to come.

508
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 5: I had it out with him. I got the handbag

509
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,680
Speaker 5: and I went to Adelaide, and I did not shive

510
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:22,720
Speaker 5: anybody on the plane.

511
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,399
Speaker 4: This will happen, This will happened at the x ray machine.

512
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,480
Speaker 4: Didn't the x ray machine?

513
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,760
Speaker 5: There's nothing you I was like, clean, I don't know

514
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:30,680
Speaker 5: if I'm going to make this fight.

515
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:32,560
Speaker 2: You know what I hate. You know when your bags

516
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,199
Speaker 2: going in the conveyor and then it pushes it to

517
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,320
Speaker 2: the other and the.

518
00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:40,640
Speaker 3: Shame and that's what happened with the SHIV. And they're all.

519
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:44,919
Speaker 4: Looking at misjudge. She checked results of the extra.

520
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:49,200
Speaker 2: Let's go to ash in what's great morning, Good morning crew? Hello?

521
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,119
Speaker 2: What did they find?

522
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 9: So this was in my checked bag, so maybe even

523
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:57,400
Speaker 9: more embarrassing. But I had my I was traveling around

524
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,399
Speaker 9: the world, and I had my vibrator in my bag.

525
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 9: But I also had fifty eight double A batteries along

526
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 9: with it just in case, however, ran out As I

527
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 9: was going fifty eight here, make sure.

528
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,360
Speaker 3: No no, ash, that's too many batteries.

529
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 2: We'll just carry car battery that.

530
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 9: This was before the days of rechargeable ones, before you know, you.

531
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:21,640
Speaker 3: Can buy batteries in other countries.

532
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:26,000
Speaker 2: Ash did, I wasn't.

533
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 9: I wasn't sure. I just I got them all. They

534
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:29,879
Speaker 9: were all in the bag. You know, you have your

535
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,200
Speaker 9: checklist items of what you bring. Well, you're or you're

536
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 9: going traveling.

537
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,040
Speaker 4: Batteries would come into fifty eight packs when you's flagged.

538
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 4: She's thrifty.

539
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 9: I wish, I wish it would have been easier to

540
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:45,040
Speaker 9: deal with her if I was like, they were quite curious.

541
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,119
Speaker 9: They actually didn't know what it was. And then I

542
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 9: had to show them where the batteries went.

543
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:55,200
Speaker 2: The knew they would show.

544
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 3: And then what do you do with that?

545
00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 5: No, don't at that, that's a ash.

546
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 4: All right, let's say hello Melanie, Melanie, what did they

547
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,359
Speaker 4: find in your son's bag?

548
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 2: I believe, good morning.

549
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 7: Tell me airport. They found my bag. Coral from a

550
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:14,719
Speaker 7: barley beach. Coral, Yeah, coral. He picked up corral off

551
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,360
Speaker 7: the beach, went for a walk and we told them

552
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 7: no picking up the coral, we can't take it home.

553
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,879
Speaker 7: He didn't listen, and then I was put on a

554
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 7: watch list for seven.

555
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:25,880
Speaker 2: Years, so what does that involved? But you can go back.

556
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 7: It was really scary. It was Grand Final day and

557
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:34,680
Speaker 7: yare with Sidney playing two thousand and five and you no,

558
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 7: we didn't miss the foot we had gone here for

559
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,880
Speaker 7: the day, but yeah, it was. It was pretty frightening.

560
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 7: Took my passport, I said, take his passport and they went, no,

561
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:44,639
Speaker 7: he's underage.

562
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,119
Speaker 3: So Melanie, it's your problem.

563
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 4: Sacrifice child.

564
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,120
Speaker 3: It's Grand Final days. Have a party by seat. I'll

565
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,480
Speaker 3: take him. How old was he, Melanie?

566
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:55,760
Speaker 7: It was probably only seven at the time.

567
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:01,399
Speaker 5: Coral, mate, I'm not missing the Swans Final nothing.

568
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 2: I enjoy all.

569
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 6: Terry tile Room made it back home.

570
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 10: Terry, Hi, how you going on?

571
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 2: Are you working baggage at Melbourne Airport? Yeah?

572
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,399
Speaker 10: I work at the airport and as I was working

573
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 10: one day, one of the X ray operators asked me

574
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,239
Speaker 10: to have a look at a bag. So when I

575
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 10: opened it up, I found in their six female pleasuring

576
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 10: items and the girl said to me, you know, you

577
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,640
Speaker 10: can take them out if you want, and I was like, no, no, no,

578
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 10: talk good, I'll just leave them there. I just needed

579
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 10: to confirm what they were. One of them freaked me out.

580
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:42,880
Speaker 10: It was the size of an arm.

581
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 3: Might have needed fifty eight batteries.

582
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 6: You gotta need more than fifty eight for that one

583
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 6: of them.

584
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 3: I want to know about the other sees this year.

585
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 6: We are out of time. Good modern Melbourne. This is

586
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 6: over one hundred. You are on the air with Jason Lauren.

587
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 6: Were doing thanks to our mates at Shell. You're already

588
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 6: expressed a little bit of rain today tops to nineteen guys.

589
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 3: Pape oh, I know, very sad news from the Vatican.

590
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 3: The Pope passed away.

591
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 2: I did in mind this one. He seemed a bit

592
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 2: of fun.

593
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 4: Pope Francis, the people's pope.

594
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 2: He was very well respected. I mean they're all respected, but.

595
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:26,200
Speaker 4: He was. He had this humility about him, which and

596
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,239
Speaker 4: interesting where he wanted to be buried as well, Like

597
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,719
Speaker 4: he wanted to be buried not in the not in

598
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 4: the Vatican, but outside of the Vatican at a church

599
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 4: where his body was greeted by hundreds of homeless people,

600
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 4: because that's he was a champion and the homeless.

601
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 2: I used to love the videos of him. I went

602
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 2: down a real popy YouTube hole.

603
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 5: Well, it's amazing scenes watching the amount of people that

604
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 5: have gone to the Vatican to pay their respects and

605
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 5: how the whole process.

606
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,439
Speaker 6: Yeah, but have you seen the videos of him just

607
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 6: like cruising round and then he will stop his little

608
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 6: motiicaid to get out and bless someone.

609
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 3: Yeah?

610
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, how was that rabbit hole?

611
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 4: What else did you find him?

612
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 6: No, that was really rattled by the carry was in

613
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 6: It was like a little hatchback. I'm like, it's the Pope?

614
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 2: Yeah them, It wasn't Bill. Wasn't the Popema Bill? When

615
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 2: he's just cruising it looked.

616
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,439
Speaker 3: Like it gets was the man of the people? Was

617
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 3: it that baby blue color?

618
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 2: Was like we was driving your seat for the pork?

619
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 2: I can't get it? Oh yeah, fair well.

620
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 5: There has been amazing scenes from the Vatican though, with

621
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 5: all like world leaders, people.

622
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 3: From all over the world. The cardinals have congregated all

623
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:23,720
Speaker 3: the cardinals.

624
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 4: I know, I've got now a big decision to make.

625
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 2: Now.

626
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,239
Speaker 3: Did I hear the Australian.

627
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:32,680
Speaker 4: Car cardinal not the Cardigan Cardigan cardinal?

628
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 3: Good band the vote on the next poste?

629
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 4: He does?

630
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 2: Yes?

631
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 4: I thought he's a Ukrainian Australian he was born in

632
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 4: Ukraine emigrated to Australia.

633
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 3: Could he be the next post.

634
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 4: He could be anyone under the age of eighty could

635
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 4: be the next pope. Question question, this is.

636
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,719
Speaker 6: Where they lock in the cardigans and then they released

637
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 6: the smoke.

638
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 2: Smoke made decision. That's right.

639
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 6: Can you refresh my memory? Was there a reporter that

640
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 6: called the smoke?

641
00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 4: There was ago and was cellar rating the fact that

642
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 4: he saw the smoke the smoke, He's like, we've got

643
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 4: a new pope. And then.

644
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 3: That's no, that's not it.

645
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 5: People are blowing up over Donald Trump attending the funeral in.

646
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 3: A blue suit.

647
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,640
Speaker 2: Can't be rocking up in a blue suit.

648
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 4: Well, Malani looked beautiful. She had a she was in

649
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 4: all black and she had this veil on and she looked.

650
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 2: You know, but Trump the occasion, it's not a business meeting.

651
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had to be a black suit. But he

652
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 3: didn't wear a black suit.

653
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 2: He was supposed to be black at a funeral. That's

654
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 2: all I mean.

655
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,880
Speaker 4: I think you could get away with the dark blue

656
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 4: with a black tie.

657
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,239
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, what did he do?

658
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 4: He was just a blue and blue.

659
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 2: My dad's were was No one was allowed to be

660
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 2: in pants.

661
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 3: Well they run with their undies.

662
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 2: Sorry, shorts no longer.

663
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 4: Pants always shorts and pluggers funeral.

664
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 6: I like that, yeah, and I did to watch it

665
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 6: on because it was COVID times. But I put on

666
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 6: a nice collar show you short yep shorts for Stubby's

667
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 6: that is four x girls so Queensland. Isn't it exactly

668
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 6: what he wanted? I love that you're rocking up in pants.

669
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 2: You're not getting it at my funeral.

670
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 3: I've never really been to a funeral with a dress code.

671
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 3: I don't think.

672
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 2: Sometimes they say he's like a lot of color.

673
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 3: Oh yes, don't real black.

674
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, people rock up in Hawaiian shirts and stuff.

675
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 3: I went to Pardi shirt.

676
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 2: I went to a funeral on our holidays.

677
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's inconvenient.

678
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 6: And someone rocked up in like they were on their

679
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 6: way to work. So they were just in their like

680
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 6: tailored shirt pants and they had a wool worse shopping

681
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 6: bag with their laptop in it.

682
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fine.

683
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 4: No, what was the issue to work?

684
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 3: Maybe they're coming from work?

685
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 4: Was the issue of the shopping bag?

686
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 2: Like opening a chop top in a movie, you could

687
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 2: feel they.

688
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 5: Pull out their laptop and start doing a power point

689
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 5: presentation in the middle of a funeral.

690
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 3: I hope, but it's fine to take your lap, did

691
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:54,959
Speaker 3: they they didn't do that?

692
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 2: No, they didn't.

693
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 4: Were they in charge of the slides they worked?

694
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 3: Was it a like a re usable one?

695
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 2: Like because anytime they moved you could hear the plastic.

696
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 3: Oh so it was plastic. Wasn't fabric?

697
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 2: No, it was the plastic one.

698
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 5: I was like, I mean, I think it's unusual to

699
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 5: carry a laptop in a plastic bag.

700
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 3: Anyway.

701
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 6: That's the other thing that slips out. Hey, thirteen twenty fourteen,

702
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 6: what about trumpet?

703
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,959
Speaker 3: It's what you were thinking about? Or you're at a funeral.

704
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 3: Whish that person didn't ring plastic bag?

705
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 4: Yes, you weren't thinking about the saucy drills at the wake?

706
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number?

707
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 4: What they're good?

708
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 2: You know?

709
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 4: That's and you know what, the many casias are even better,

710
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 4: aren't they?

711
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 2: This one had margarite it.

712
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 3: No, they did not at the way.

713
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 2: Yeah that's yeah. Hey, what happened at the funeral? Can

714
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 2: we do a funeral chat?

715
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 6: It's a bit grim, I know, but sometimes happy stuff

716
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 6: happens that people remember.

717
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 5: We spoke to that woman who was a funeral director

718
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 5: and the grandson had done the slide show. Oh, and

719
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 5: he accidentally gave her the wrong USB. Yes, and the

720
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,719
Speaker 5: slide show was not for grandpa.

721
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't.

722
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 4: So they started playing Remember the People, and it was

723
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 4: naughty photos on different.

724
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 2: I remember those people.

725
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 4: There's a blake from them, Granddad Soon Blake from television

726
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 4: who went to bury his grandmother and claims he fell

727
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 4: in the hole.

728
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 2: I've seen those videos. There's videos of people falling in the.

729
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 6: Hole because you know, there's the fake grass around the

730
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 6: burial site, the fake astro tour.

731
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 2: And you step and they're down.

732
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 3: Fell in the hole. You were there.

733
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 4: I wasn't there. No, no, no, it was there.

734
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 2: Just why are you laughing?

735
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 4: It's not funny.

736
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 2: They're stuck in the hole.

737
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 5: If you fall in the hole, if someone fell in

738
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 5: a hole, that would break the ice a little bit,

739
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 5: as if.

740
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 4: You break the cart.

741
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 6: Telling me you wouldn't grow you down there, we're just

742
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 6: chucking down on YouTube.

743
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 3: I would.

744
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 5: I'd play dead, I reckon if I fell in, I'd

745
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 5: play there and just be like burying Meto.

746
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 3: This is too embarrassing.

747
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 4: There we go.

748
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 3: Just let me stay like.

749
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 6: This is a massive long shot, but we might get

750
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 6: someone that fell in the whole.

751
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen.

752
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 5: I don't believe that that actually happened. I think your

753
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 5: friend's telling me.

754
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number.

755
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 6: What has happened that your witness take place at a funeral?

756
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 3: Did you ever say that movie death at a funeral?

757
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 2: I saw four weddings in a funeral.

758
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 4: That's a good one.

759
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 2: We are talking funerals.

760
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 5: What happened at the funeral? Thinks one of his friends

761
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 5: fell in the hole or not it happens happened. I

762
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 5: don't think it's happened.

763
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 4: The hole is deep and it happens to trip.

764
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 3: Hazard, but it's enormous as well.

765
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 4: But they've got this silly little fake grass over the top,

766
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 4: and if you trod on the fake grass down you get.

767
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 2: The video on the Grammarsole the other day about six

768
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 2: people went in what.

769
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 4: Just went half to the other.

770
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not true.

771
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 6: Funny, same videos we're still on. The little voicists would

772
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 6: have a field that.

773
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa, There's no way six people fell in the whole.

774
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 2: Do you get me. We chatted with the coffin confessor

775
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 2: a few years back.

776
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 5: Now, you were talking about this before. I actually don't

777
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 5: remember talking to him.

778
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 2: So this was a clip on a TV show interview

779
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 2: he did.

780
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 4: In short, I crashed funerals on behalf of the deceased.

781
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 11: So people hire you, they tell you say a secret

782
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 11: that they have while they're alive, and then they ask

783
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 11: you to reveal that truth either at their funeral or

784
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 11: when their will is being read.

785
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 6: It could be at the funeral, the wake, the will reading,

786
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 6: or it could be a private message to somebody delivered

787
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 6: face to face.

788
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 3: What a weird job.

789
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 2: I remember he was telling us. You don't even remember

790
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 2: the chat, but he was telling no, not at all.

791
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 6: He got up at a biking's funeral and was like,

792
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 6: what you don't know about him is he was gay

793
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 6: and he was in a relationship with someone in this check.

794
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 4: Do you remember this? Do you shure you read another

795
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 4: radio station?

796
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 2: Laurence? She was there, It was you were there.

797
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 3: I was there.

798
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 5: So he wanted he wanted that announced at his funeral,

799
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 5: so he could get up at your funeral and make

800
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 5: a speech and say, by the way, he hated all of.

801
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 2: You, that was yours. I'd be like, well, this is

802
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 2: old news. What else she got?

803
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:12,840
Speaker 4: All right?

804
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 3: An interesting job? Not everyone's deepest, darkest secret.

805
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, norow good morning, back guys. What went down

806
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:23,360
Speaker 6: at the funeral?

807
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:29,399
Speaker 1: Well, my grandmother had a relationship with a man who

808
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 1: was married, so she was a bit naughty, and one

809
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 1: that night they were doing the deed and he passed.

810
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 12: Away on the on the nest.

811
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, on the bed. And his wife did not

812
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: know he was having an affair. So we strictly told

813
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: her not to go to the funeral, but she regarded

814
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 1: to turn up. Yet she walked down the aisle, placed

815
00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: a red rose on his coffin and went and sat down.

816
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 1: And the wife got up then and tore up the

817
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:10,360
Speaker 1: red robe, and my grandmother just started crying and carrying on.

818
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 6: Nan.

819
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:13,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't good.

820
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 3: No, Nan, that's a bad idea. Naughty man, naughty man. No,

821
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 3: you can't be doing that. It's funny, that's not funny.

822
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:26,320
Speaker 3: If that was your grandfather or your grandmother.

823
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 6: No, he'sper wasn't an open casket.

824
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 3: Son, away, You don't mean that.

825
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,800
Speaker 2: What doesn't have any pants?

826
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 4: Open the caskets you to climb aboard?

827
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 5: Good on, Nan, for getting up and ripping up the rose,

828
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 5: throwing it right at it.

829
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,439
Speaker 6: I'd be put clothes. I mean, don't mean a bus

830
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 6: stop for God's sake, don't just.

831
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 3: It would be quite a way to go, would it.

832
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 3: I think.

833
00:35:56,160 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 5: No, I mean if it was with your wife, not

834
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 5: your side dish during during.

835
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:08,760
Speaker 3: Or I mean, it'd be worse for the person remaining.

836
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, good call, way worse.

837
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 3: For the side dish side dish man. Stupid. Okay, let's

838
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 3: do we reckon?

839
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 2: He died.

840
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 3: You just pretended it was dead, Harold. But how good morning, Marcel? Hello,

841
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 3: how are you good?

842
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 2: What happened at the funeral?

843
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 12: Okay?

844
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 9: So my auntie was being lowered into the hole and

845
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,239
Speaker 9: the casket got stuck and it wasn't big enough, so

846
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 9: they had to take the casketback out again. The beginning,

847
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 9: the hole wasn't big enough. They had to take the

848
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 9: casketback out again. They had to call the men to

849
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 9: come and dig.

850
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 1: And the boys the suns.

851
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,439
Speaker 7: Were like serious, it was not a good time at all.

852
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 6: Oh my god, you guys all stood there while they

853
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 6: started digging the whole big with the shovels.

854
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much pretty much.

855
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 9: And they were laughing, and the boy started getting that

856
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 9: it was awful.

857
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 3: It is that would be awful. They had one job

858
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,240
Speaker 3: that was my hole.

859
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 2: You'd be making a fat jack. See big boy, don't

860
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 2: fit the hole. It's not a.

861
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 3: Standard one job.

862
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 5: No, surely they'd be like that would be so traumatic.

863
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,959
Speaker 4: Digging or what are you saying, like a one size

864
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,760
Speaker 4: fits all? Yeah, surely coffee.

865
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 2: But like, surely the whole the hole you go.

866
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 5: Because it has to be fairly snug. You don't just

867
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 5: want to look like a little giant hole. Yeah, so snug,

868
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,240
Speaker 5: But there's only so much space.

869
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 3: You're in a cemetry. You can't just keep digging the

870
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 3: whole wider and wider.

871
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point. And you nudging the person

872
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 2: next year.

873
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like the person on a plane.

874
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 2: You get the middle seat, they get the armrest. You

875
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 2: can't in dudge in the coffin.

876
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 3: Obviously like being in the middle seat of a plane.

877
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 2: He got Jason Lauren Clint here as well. And so

878
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 2: is this man introducing our next guest.

879
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 4: He's an Australian comedian, a regular guest on Have You

880
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 4: been Paying Attention and half of the hosting panel of

881
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,720
Speaker 4: Channel tens The Cheap Seats.

882
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 12: Congratulations, it's just chlamydia.

883
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 2: You've made that call before. Please welcome to the show.

884
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:32,800
Speaker 3: McDonald alway, good morning.

885
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 12: Do yourself. Check guys, that is the message after that

886
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 12: grab quin. Yes, it can happen to anyone.

887
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 2: I can. Well, you just spend a few days in

888
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 2: ballet I have.

889
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, probably come back with a variety of things.

890
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 5: Well, you're not sure, you're not feeling very well today,

891
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 5: maybe you've picked up speaking of Barley bellyant to hear that.

892
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 12: After I've shaken Clint, big hug, Thank you guys, appreciate it. Well,

893
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 12: the Cheap Seats Tuesday night eight forty.

894
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 3: Barlei Belly going through the Cheap Seats team as well.

895
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 12: Well, this is this is the thing. We had a

896
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,479
Speaker 12: grab of me and Mel, my co host this morning

897
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 12: and we've just got the text that Mel's got a

898
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 12: bit of a stomach bug and we're not sure yet

899
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 12: if she'll be on the show.

900
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 3: What happens if one of you are sick?

901
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 12: So what happens is we go into a locked sort

902
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 12: of ballot ballot at the top of Channel ten and

903
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,839
Speaker 12: there'll be black smoke and then when we have got

904
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 12: a new co host.

905
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,360
Speaker 2: Yes, I will say point out when.

906
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 3: One of us is sick, we just don't even notice

907
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 3: they're not, you know, after.

908
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 12: He told us, do you want to start listening to

909
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Speaker 12: the show, and you couldn't tell if one of you

910
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Speaker 12: didn't rock up.

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00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 6: What I also love is after Tim told us she

912
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Speaker 6: was sick, the next thing out of his mouth was,

913
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Speaker 6: obviously on the edy'll say, we're all on board and

914
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Speaker 6: she's feeling.

915
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Speaker 4: Fine, so we're both there.

916
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Speaker 12: We're ready to go. Tune in eight to forty twoers

917
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Speaker 12: that night. We'll both definitely be there.

918
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Speaker 2: Secret I have.

919
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Speaker 3: A rule on this show.

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00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 5: If I'm not looking you in the eyes, I'm not listening.

921
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Speaker 5: And I mustn't have been looking you in the eyes

922
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 5: when you said that.

923
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 12: I'm so and I've done this show long enough to

924
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 12: know that you don't listen to anything. The guests say,

925
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 12: that's fair enough. You're in your own little word. There

926
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Speaker 12: we are you looking at by the way, you're booking

927
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Speaker 12: another holiday or I.

928
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Speaker 3: Know we're back on day one. I'm exhausted.

929
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Speaker 12: What time bookings open?

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Speaker 3: Not early enough? Not earlier?

931
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Speaker 12: Speaking of the Pope, can I just talk about that

932
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Speaker 12: because that is the big news story at the moment.

933
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Speaker 12: We'll be covering it on the Cheap Seats. We've watched

934
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Speaker 12: all the coverage. Obviously, it happened this time last week,

935
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Speaker 12: Monday night, Channel seven had full coverage.

936
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Speaker 13: Here we have.

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Speaker 11: Special coverage of the Pope's passing at nine to twenty tonight,

938
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Speaker 11: just after the premiere of Farmer Wants a Wife.

939
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Speaker 12: Just what he would have wanted. Right after Farmer Wants

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Speaker 12: a Wife. It was lovely and a beautiful touch. The

941
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Speaker 12: flannel shirts were flying at half masks, so that was lovely.

942
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Speaker 2: Body read it before their life.

943
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Speaker 3: And think maybe we just don't say that.

944
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Speaker 12: Yeah, I feel for those news presenters and I'm standing

945
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Speaker 12: this one of the greats.

946
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Speaker 2: Clinton.

947
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, one of the great Thank you.

948
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Speaker 12: But genuinely you would be reading stuff on the autoque

949
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Speaker 12: for the first time.

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Speaker 4: Well sometimes it just pops up and you just got

951
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 4: to read it. But it happens on weekend today all

952
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Speaker 4: the time.

953
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Speaker 3: Are you always very prepared, Clint.

954
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Speaker 4: Always very prepared, well researched, Yes you am.

955
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 12: I Yes, speaking of well prepared, you'd be all across

956
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 12: the conclave process. Can you just give us a summary

957
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 12: of what we can expect over the next sort of

958
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Speaker 12: nine days.

959
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Speaker 4: Well, some of the best best cardinals from right the

960
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Speaker 4: way around the world are currently gathering in Rome and

961
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Speaker 4: the Vatican. I don't think it gets underway, because there's

962
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Speaker 4: a morning period, is that right?

963
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Speaker 5: Ye?

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Speaker 12: Nine days of morning, which is the same for Geelong

965
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 12: fans after they lost to Carlson, by the way. But

966
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Speaker 12: then and then it's all about who's going to be

967
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Speaker 12: the pope runner? Who are the favorites. I've got a

968
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 12: favorite candidate. He's an American.

969
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Speaker 4: Cardinal, Joseph Tobin could become the first American pope.

970
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Speaker 14: The Archbishop of New Jersey is a weightlifting reformed alcoholic.

971
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Speaker 12: So if anything, he's overqualified. Wouldn't that be amazing former.

972
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Speaker 2: Alcoholic, alcoholic, he's a real man.

973
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Speaker 12: It'd be the first time the popeman Bill has an interlock.

974
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Speaker 5: Fil You just asked clenty p was heading over to

975
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Speaker 5: the Vatican and he liked at you, and you said,

976
00:41:57,719 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 5: because I'm serious, I'm.

977
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Speaker 12: Sending all the real So who Channel nine have they

978
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Speaker 12: sent over all the.

979
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Speaker 4: Her would have, as you say, burnt up on entry,

980
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 4: all the all the correspondents were there. Now it was

981
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 4: a correspondent job. It wasn't whose names briefly escape you?

982
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 2: Some of the best ones?

983
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 3: Who have you got over there? Channel nine?

984
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 4: It's a really good question, Edward Godfrey. Yes, Charles Crouch

985
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 4: Croud is tackling the election election.

986
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Speaker 3: There's a lot going on.

987
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:31,879
Speaker 4: Jessica Millwood, she's there as well.

988
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 5: Yes, you asked Clint if he was going, and then

989
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 5: he laughed and you said no, I'm I was being

990
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 5: quite serious because a lot of journalists are going and

991
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 5: we're just at this stage starting to wonder if Clint

992
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 5: can be considered a journalist will. I don't know if

993
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 5: you saw what he was tasked to do. There's all

994
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 5: this breaking news. Were in the middle of an election campaign.

995
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,720
Speaker 5: The passed away.

996
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 12: He's got to be across at all America is.

997
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 5: You know, people think they're ruining the world with their tariffs,

998
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 5: and this is what Clint is doing.

999
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 3: On the weekend, he was doing dancing for listeners.

1000
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:09,759
Speaker 12: That's Clint with two Brazilian sumber dancers.

1001
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,839
Speaker 3: Look at the pants. We'll put it on our.

1002
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 12: Let me put it on your only fans. That might

1003
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 12: be more appropriate.

1004
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 4: They're very tight pants.

1005
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 2: What are you doing?

1006
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 12: Are they you're Brazilian correspondence.

1007
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:26,760
Speaker 3: They were actually at the Vatican, very smart lemon trousers.

1008
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 2: What are you doing?

1009
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 4: You know what, For the sake of entertainment, for the

1010
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,279
Speaker 4: sake of the show, you just have to do these things.

1011
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,320
Speaker 2: You know how the Pope was quite sick a few months.

1012
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 12: Man, that may have killed it.

1013
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 2: To be honest.

1014
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 6: We had a long lunch on the Friday, and I

1015
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 6: instinctly remember, oh God, I hope you pulled through this

1016
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 6: weekend because I'm gonna have to cover it.

1017
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 2: None I really know how.

1018
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 12: Well, don't Clint. You're wikipedia that pretty well. So we'll

1019
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 12: be watching hope he makes.

1020
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 2: It till Monday. Then it's the weekday's job.

1021
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 12: And when I say we'll be watching Channel nine, I

1022
00:43:56,680 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 12: of course men Channel ten cheap forty Tuesday.

1023
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:06,800
Speaker 5: Night, Yeah with possibly She's fine.

1024
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 6: A summer the Cheap SATs Tomorrow Night eight forty ten

1025
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 6: and play Timmy Donald.

1026
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:12,799
Speaker 2: Always a pleasure. Make good to say thank you, guys,

1027
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Speaker 2: thanks having.

1028
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 3: We haven't seen each other for two weeks. Boys, I

1029
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 3: did miss you.

1030
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 5: I also missed waking up every morning and laughing about

1031
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 5: silly things that happen in this crazy, weird world of ours.

1032
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,799
Speaker 5: Like I don't know about you two, but I was.

1033
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 5: I sat up and live streamed the Blue Origin spacecraft.

1034
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 3: I was screaming. I had it on YouTube stream to

1035
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 3: the TV.

1036
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,240
Speaker 4: It was just so ridiculous, it.

1037
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 5: Was amazing, so this is their Blue Origin spaceship that

1038
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 5: went up. They went up I think for eleven minutes. Female,

1039
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 5: I mean, Laurence Achez. Is Katy Perry all right at

1040
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 5: the moment.

1041
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 2: No, I've just had a clip of the tour. No,

1042
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 2: she's not a wrong.

1043
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:51,360
Speaker 3: We need to do a welfare check on Katy Perry.

1044
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 3: She's She came back and said, I'm just feel so

1045
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:54,879
Speaker 3: connected to love.

1046
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 2: Would you do it?

1047
00:44:56,640 --> 00:45:00,920
Speaker 3: Absolutely not? Are you kidding? Did you see what they

1048
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 3: were in?

1049
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, spaceship.

1050
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 3: And then that tiny little thing that they come down

1051
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 3: with the parachutes. There's just no way on.

1052
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 4: Earth did it happen. Did you see Bezos going and

1053
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 4: opened the door. The door was already opened, sorry before

1054
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 4: then he went and shut the door again.

1055
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 3: You see Jeff.

1056
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 5: Bezos running around waving in the windows trying to see Lauren.

1057
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 5: And then he fell in the hole. Yeah, yeah, that

1058
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 5: was oh god, So that was one thing. I was

1059
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 5: really sad we weren't at work to discuss that, and

1060
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 5: about how badly Gail King, who's Oprah's best friend, how

1061
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:34,280
Speaker 5: badly she didn't want.

1062
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 3: To go on that spaceship. No, she hates fine, she's

1063
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 3: scared of flying.

1064
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 2: We know it was two weeks ago.

1065
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 3: Did you scared a fine? Would you do that?

1066
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 6: I get bored on a flight to Brisbane, me going

1067
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 6: to space fourteen minutes now we're talking.

1068
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:48,919
Speaker 3: Oh god.

1069
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 5: One of our producers just said, apparently the windows in

1070
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 5: the videos don't match the actual window.

1071
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:58,360
Speaker 3: Apparently. Well, it's the conspiracy movie world.

1072
00:45:58,520 --> 00:45:59,240
Speaker 2: It happened.

1073
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 4: They are right, those conspiracy theories, are they still?

1074
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 8: Well?

1075
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,319
Speaker 5: The other big story hit me with it. This is

1076
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:10,839
Speaker 5: my favorite one, and it's gone. It's gone viral, It's

1077
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 5: gone all over the world. Chase, did you say the

1078
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 5: story about the twins from Queensland?

1079
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 3: They kept finishing each other sentence.

1080
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 6: When I saw a pop up, I was like, look,

1081
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 6: Lauren doesn't like to go to work on the days

1082
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 6: we're supposed to go to work out of any day

1083
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 6: because it's.

1084
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 3: These two twins. They're being they're being interviewed about a

1085
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 3: car jacking. Their names were Paula and Bridget Powers. They're matching.

1086
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 5: They were in those rabbits, matching hair stars.

1087
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,720
Speaker 3: It was unbelievable to watch.

1088
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 2: He's got a gun. Poor Mama's suck up.

1089
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,959
Speaker 3: There, She goes, are you all right?

1090
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 9: Because he had all black over his face and.

1091
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 3: He goes, I'll shoot you.

1092
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 2: She goes, hey, I'm here to hell. Oh my god,

1093
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:56,320
Speaker 2: it is you and Clinton.

1094
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 5: It's main cly they went everywhere, they went viral. They

1095
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 5: even made it onto my favorite TV show, Jimmy Kimmel

1096
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 5: because they wanted to see the Pelican. Yes, I wanted

1097
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 5: to see the American Pelican.

1098
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 4: What about when they said run he's got gun.

1099
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:13,879
Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with them.

1100
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 2: It is just gone five past eight.

1101
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 6: Hey, coming up, we're gonna check your under work and

1102
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 6: latest years speaking. This is very funny. Peter Dutton's bus

1103
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 6: is stuck stuck. We're seeing footage come through. He's out campaign.

1104
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:30,760
Speaker 6: What do you mean it's stuck on a bike lane

1105
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 6: in so much is going right?

1106
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 8: Bro?

1107
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 3: Don't you mean he's stuck on a bike lane?

1108
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 6: You know how like sometimes they've got those those little like.

1109
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 4: The concrete Ballardi things.

1110
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 2: Between the bike lane and the lane in the traffic.

1111
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 5: Is you're going to have to do an Austin Powers

1112
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 5: style eighty seven points.

1113
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 2: He may have to. He may have to.

1114
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:51,359
Speaker 6: Well, good morning Melbourne and welcome you Monday. Hey, coming up,

1115
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,880
Speaker 6: we have details in a very special event we are

1116
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 6: about to host.

1117
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,279
Speaker 3: We do and Melbourne. We want you to come with her.

1118
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 2: We did this last year and it went off.

1119
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 3: It was so much fun.

1120
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 2: It's a great day out. We'll tell you all about

1121
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 2: it coming up in a few minutes.

1122
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 6: First though, let's go to the ferns and say hello

1123
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 6: to Bianca.

1124
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 3: Bianca.

1125
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 5: Morning Nasa was a how's Nari Warren going this morning?

1126
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 9: Was that it's going good?

1127
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 3: It was you're on the way to school dropping your

1128
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 3: son off.

1129
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: We are just pulled over.

1130
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 9: He's worried we're going to be late, but you don't care.

1131
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 3: Now, what's your son's name?

1132
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:24,760
Speaker 1: Harry?

1133
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 3: Harry? Are not hazard from Nasa? Waza?

1134
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 4: It is?

1135
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,720
Speaker 6: Bianca was in your fortieth you were celebrating on the weekend.

1136
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 6: It was happy birthday.

1137
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:37,319
Speaker 12: Thank you.

1138
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:38,879
Speaker 2: That's a big one.

1139
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 4: You sound tidy right now, Bianca. Not tidy, she sounds.

1140
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 9: She sounds with a cup.

1141
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 2: Of tea very son in the car.

1142
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 4: I meant she sounds like she's got a stuff together right.

1143
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 5: Now, more so than you did after your fortieth. It's

1144
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 5: probably what you're saying. Forty forty fort the thirty six

1145
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 5: is all right?

1146
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 2: Tardy, Bianca? How this works? You was an interesting Yeah,

1147
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 2: I wouldn't wear that way, But that's fine.

1148
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:07,400
Speaker 4: Okay.

1149
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 6: Do you want an easy question for fifty medium question

1150
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 6: for five hundred, or roll the dice and go for

1151
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 6: five k. What are we doing?

1152
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 9: We are rolling the dice?

1153
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:18,320
Speaker 2: Do it? Five thousand dollars? How this works?

1154
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 6: You will hear a question, You will hear a three

1155
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,839
Speaker 6: two one. You have to answer within that three two one?

1156
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:29,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, are you ready to go? I'm ready for

1157
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:35,319
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars? What is the little dot above a

1158
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 2: lower case?

1159
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 6: I called three two one?

1160
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 3: I didn't know that either.

1161
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:46,240
Speaker 2: It's a tittle?

1162
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 3: What title a title? That title what you put on

1163
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:53,879
Speaker 3: top of an iri j it's a title?

1164
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 4: I double tell t l E.

1165
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 2: There you go to you know what.

1166
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,719
Speaker 3: You've just turned for. Let's give her a gift.

1167
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 5: What about a gold GHD GHD?

1168
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 4: I love that.

1169
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 9: That's an amazing thanks guy.

1170
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 5: In ethereal out of this world shades and you're getting

1171
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:17,799
Speaker 5: a gold one Oh Jace?

1172
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,360
Speaker 3: Would you like one of those loves?

1173
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 2: I've got the cordless one.

1174
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 3: Oh Hazard from Nazawaza? Do you want? Do you want

1175
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:26,319
Speaker 3: the JHD too?

1176
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:27,359
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1177
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 9: He's got long, fairly hair, so berthy straight losses.

1178
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 6: Hair come in handy I enjoy that bianchor and happy

1179
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:39,239
Speaker 6: birthday again. Thanks Guy eighteen past eight and Shearon now

1180
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:40,280
Speaker 6: hey coming up next.

1181
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:42,400
Speaker 2: It was a big break for one of us. One

1182
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:45,879
Speaker 2: of us got a new edition to the family before the.

1183
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 3: Break two week holiday, Los.

1184
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 6: You had a couple of days off and when you

1185
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:57,720
Speaker 6: were off, Clink was privy to some information from my wife.

1186
00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,720
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, it was top secret.

1187
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 3: Now, well it was so top secret you didn't even

1188
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 3: tell me.

1189
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:03,839
Speaker 4: No.

1190
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 3: I know because I copped an.

1191
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 5: Abusive message over the holidays and I was like, what

1192
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 5: the hell are you talking about.

1193
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 2: We'll get to that.

1194
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 6: I thought you were in the loop. That's my apologies.

1195
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:14,200
Speaker 6: So in the past I had.

1196
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 5: Said sorry, you apologized, hell frozen over Chase just apologized.

1197
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 6: I guess I have a bad habit of purchasing things

1198
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:25,680
Speaker 6: without running it past my wife. What the ninja slashing

1199
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 6: machine got the fishing boat?

1200
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,280
Speaker 3: I mean, buying a boat's a big one. Yeah, that's

1201
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:31,720
Speaker 3: the difference.

1202
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:32,799
Speaker 4: You should check.

1203
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 2: Who said you.

1204
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:34,839
Speaker 3: Want buying a beach house?

1205
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,720
Speaker 4: Did you just buy? You buy random stuff without checking.

1206
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 3: That's fine.

1207
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 5: Random stuff without checking is fine. Boats probably probably weren't.

1208
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 5: Just like mentioning your thinking about it.

1209
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 2: I didn't mention it that I was thinking about. You said, no,

1210
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:47,799
Speaker 2: I didn't tell her. I'm more.

1211
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but it's a big for forgiveness. That's your argument.

1212
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 6: Now before the break, when you're off, my wife Lou

1213
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 6: sent Clint a voice note which we played on the air.

1214
00:51:59,560 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 2: Take a list.

1215
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:04,400
Speaker 8: So, after being blindsided by Jason one too many times,

1216
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:08,360
Speaker 8: I've told him I've got something coming. He doesn't know

1217
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 8: what it is, but he will know when it gets here.

1218
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:15,359
Speaker 8: It is something that I'm very excited about, and I

1219
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 8: know the kids are going to be really excited about,

1220
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 8: but I'm not sure how Jason is going to feel

1221
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 8: about it. It will be arriving just in time for

1222
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 8: the East Long weekend and.

1223
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 3: It is a.

1224
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 2: Good Now Clint was privy to the information.

1225
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:43,240
Speaker 5: Well, I just copped a text message around Easter, which

1226
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:44,240
Speaker 5: makes sense now.

1227
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, I sent Lauren to ABC message saying were you

1228
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:50,280
Speaker 6: aware of this? With some other colorful while I encourage

1229
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 6: Lou to go through with it. Now, can I just

1230
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 6: set the scene We have just been together around which

1231
00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:00,239
Speaker 6: is a massive trips.

1232
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 3: We're there for forty eight hours.

1233
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 4: A mass if may you're not going to Botswana to.

1234
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,759
Speaker 3: Run a marathon. You went to Adelaide to drink beers

1235
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,280
Speaker 3: and go to the footy for two days.

1236
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 2: So I come home jet lad a half an hour.

1237
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 3: Really get you?

1238
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:22,840
Speaker 6: Keep in mind we already have three children. There's enough

1239
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 6: going on again.

1240
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 4: Family.

1241
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 3: That lizard Rex, yeah, but he does nothing.

1242
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just sits in the couch and the tank.

1243
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:34,680
Speaker 5: When I was at your house, he was free range. Anyway,

1244
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 5: thought there's a rodent in the house.

1245
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:39,279
Speaker 6: I walk in the house and fine, she has purchased

1246
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 6: a Golden.

1247
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 2: Retriever terrific, which is the size of a horse.

1248
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 5: Well, I got a text that just said a dog

1249
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 5: question mark, and I just wrote back, Please tell me

1250
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:54,479
Speaker 5: you did not get a dog.

1251
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 3: You can't keep up with your life as it is.

1252
00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 4: I know it's a big Dog's the dog from Never

1253
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 4: Ending Story photo?

1254
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 3: If this said Golden Retriever and your.

1255
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 2: Son can't look he said, looks like the dog.

1256
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:11,080
Speaker 5: The dog looks like your son. And we're like floppy,

1257
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:15,400
Speaker 5: curly cute, like that's arching in a dog. You know

1258
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:18,839
Speaker 5: when they say owners look like the dog, The dog

1259
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 5: looks like Archie.

1260
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:20,319
Speaker 2: So I've walked in.

1261
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 3: It's a fully grown dog.

1262
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 2: Fully grown dog. This thing is sitting on the.

1263
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 3: Couch like a rescue dog.

1264
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:28,360
Speaker 2: Well, straight away I was like, funny, whose dog is it?

1265
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:30,759
Speaker 3: Was it on the couch, on the couch, Lauren.

1266
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:32,840
Speaker 4: And there was hair everywhere because they're long hand.

1267
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 2: Yep, And I'm like, whose dog is it?

1268
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 5: But you've got one of those robot vacks that you

1269
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 5: bought without asking for permission to plane out the dog here.

1270
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:42,839
Speaker 2: And los like, it's a rescue dog and it's out.

1271
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 3: What's his name?

1272
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 2: Drake?

1273
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:47,440
Speaker 3: Or so I was told Drake.

1274
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:50,919
Speaker 6: I took Drake for a walk. I was screaming, Drake,

1275
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 6: he he'l Drake. The thing almost it's.

1276
00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:01,319
Speaker 3: Hell attack, it's not a but it took off.

1277
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:03,800
Speaker 2: It almost justsicated my arm that things bloody massive.

1278
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 6: And I'm like, Drake, Drake, And it wasn't listening to me,

1279
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:07,719
Speaker 6: and I'm like, what is wrong with this dog? Do

1280
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:08,919
Speaker 6: I stand to really getting angry?

1281
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:11,360
Speaker 5: Well, you're used to things and people not listening to

1282
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 5: you by now, yes, But I.

1283
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,640
Speaker 6: Just didn't want another one of those situations in the house.

1284
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 6: I get home, I start pulling all the kids separately aside,

1285
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 6: going whose dog is?

1286
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,200
Speaker 2: I know it's not ours, it can't be our, It's

1287
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:21,760
Speaker 2: very cute.

1288
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:23,879
Speaker 6: All the kids are like, no, we got a dog.

1289
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:26,360
Speaker 6: This means the world to me. Dad, I'm so excited.

1290
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 3: Where was the Where was the lizard?

1291
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 2: At this point, I don't know.

1292
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:30,440
Speaker 3: It wouldn't have been hoping for it.

1293
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:36,239
Speaker 6: Drake's mouth, Drake's For two days, the family stuck to

1294
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 6: every single detail of the same story on kids, and

1295
00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 6: then I spent a number of hours going through all

1296
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 6: the social media accounts of anybody we know looking for

1297
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 6: any photo evidence of a dog.

1298
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 3: But you live baside. Everyone's got a Golden Retriever.

1299
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 6: Well John and Crystal, friends of ours. I noticed in

1300
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 6: the family shop they had a dog that looked very

1301
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:56,360
Speaker 6: similar to Drake.

1302
00:55:57,280 --> 00:56:01,240
Speaker 3: Can you imagine how fury as this little man would.

1303
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 4: Have been walking around, so angry, stumping around.

1304
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 3: Even the fact it was your friend's dog. And then

1305
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 3: you don't we dog.

1306
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:10,759
Speaker 6: Sitting yes, and its name isn't Drake. They just told

1307
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:11,880
Speaker 6: me that its name is Olie.

1308
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 3: Oh, of course it's name is Olie. Every golden is

1309
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:17,800
Speaker 3: called Olie days Charlie, Ollie.

1310
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,439
Speaker 2: And then it looks to me and I'm like, where

1311
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:20,439
Speaker 2: was that Three days ago?

1312
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 4: Oli? Heal attack Ollie?

1313
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:25,239
Speaker 6: So he lasted three days, and I put him into

1314
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:28,279
Speaker 6: a dog sitting place, and so they got went.

1315
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 4: You meant to be minding it for the.

1316
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 2: We're going beautiful people holidays.

1317
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:32,799
Speaker 3: You put in a dog.

1318
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 2: We did three days.

1319
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:36,319
Speaker 3: That was a nice supposed to have it maybe a week.

1320
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 2: It's just a lot. I don't need a dog. A

1321
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:41,439
Speaker 2: dog's like a child.

1322
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:43,320
Speaker 3: Dogs are way better than children.

1323
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:46,279
Speaker 2: Not time with the kids in the cap.

1324
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 5: I disagreed, and then he dropped his children at the

1325
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:52,400
Speaker 5: child minding place, the dog at the dog minding place.

1326
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 2: I can't have a dog. There are a lot of works.

1327
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:56,440
Speaker 5: You can't have a dog. When you said you got

1328
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 5: a dog, I was like, this is the worst idea ever.

1329
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:00,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot of work.

1330
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:04,799
Speaker 6: And then because I'm not used to having a dog,

1331
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 6: when I was walking around the block, he.

1332
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:08,839
Speaker 4: He did a turn.

1333
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,439
Speaker 2: You didn't have bad Like, I'm not used to having

1334
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:15,360
Speaker 2: a dog. You got to prepare. So what do you

1335
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 2: do you pick? Get up in your hand for the runner.

1336
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,280
Speaker 4: It is you don't run.

1337
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 3: He made that story up.

1338
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 2: I walked off briskfully. This is number one hundred.

1339
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 6: Y're on the air with Jason and Lauren Clinton as well,

1340
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:29,920
Speaker 6: and so was this man our next.

1341
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 13: Guest is a food wizard.

1342
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:35,200
Speaker 4: Having one Master Chef in twenty twelve, he decided to

1343
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:38,000
Speaker 4: come full circle and return to the show as a judge,

1344
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,959
Speaker 4: where he's been happily sampling a lot of delicious free

1345
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:41,640
Speaker 4: food since.

1346
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 2: Oh what a hard life.

1347
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 14: I found my love of food and my entry into

1348
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 14: the industry on Mastership.

1349
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:53,080
Speaker 2: Please welcome to the show, The Canny Colored Very Creator and.

1350
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 3: All Color Morning.

1351
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 13: Also forward to my intro every year.

1352
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 2: Since we caught up officially moved to Melbourne.

1353
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 3: Congratulations, part of Melbourne. Are you living?

1354
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 4: We're in Northcote.

1355
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 3: I knew you were going to say side. You screamed.

1356
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,880
Speaker 2: Cool. You're too cool for my.

1357
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 3: How are you finding living in Melbourne?

1358
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 13: Loving it?

1359
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 14: We been down here for a while, but like bought

1360
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 14: our first officially here.

1361
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:24,760
Speaker 13: Yeah, thank you? What am I judging? Well, I've got

1362
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:25,960
Speaker 13: my judging pants on today.

1363
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 4: Okay, so well, no, I just cooked.

1364
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 5: I've got the in laws in town and I cooked it.

1365
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:34,640
Speaker 5: Last night was cold and these two haven't stopped hanging

1366
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 5: it on.

1367
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:39,680
Speaker 3: Stop Wait, okay, stop, the weather's just changed, right, It's

1368
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 3: got really cold in Melbourne.

1369
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:42,720
Speaker 2: No problem.

1370
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 5: What would you go for something like? It's a Sunday

1371
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:49,160
Speaker 5: night wine.

1372
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 2: It's in the ballpark. Spent a chicken pot.

1373
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 3: Part chicken and mushrooms. This is it was. Actually it

1374
00:58:58,760 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 3: was good.

1375
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 2: That's right. Love a pie, big Fane.

1376
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 3: I made it.

1377
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:08,840
Speaker 4: It's the the assembly of the pie.

1378
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 2: Here is my question. If you say it did have

1379
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 2: a lid, didn't it?

1380
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:13,040
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1381
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 3: Otherwise it just be like a chicken stew.

1382
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 6: If you're saying I'm making a pie, Clinton, I firmly

1383
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 6: believe there should be some sort of pastry bass, not

1384
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 6: just I.

1385
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,400
Speaker 3: Didn't bake the bass.

1386
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:29,080
Speaker 13: A pot pie is.

1387
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:36,480
Speaker 14: Thank you pie, and a pot pie thank you.

1388
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 3: The chicken pot pie.

1389
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 13: Has the pastry on the bottom.

1390
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:44,919
Speaker 6: Of your tone chicken pop pe.

1391
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 4: So the pie you love it at?

1392
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 3: Have you had the Donovan's Chicken pop pine?

1393
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 2: You must? Does that have on it? No?

1394
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:56,120
Speaker 5: It comes in a pop pard and then they flip

1395
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 5: the lid over and then they pull the pie back.

1396
00:59:57,520 --> 00:59:57,959
Speaker 3: In the lid.

1397
00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 2: That's deconstruct I think tea.

1398
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 4: Was on this one.

1399
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:04,360
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you very much. I follow up question,

1400
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 3: that's a good milk to serve the in laws, isn't it?

1401
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 2: Yes?

1402
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 13: How to go down?

1403
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 5: They said it was excellent. I went to bed and

1404
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 5: Paul said it was okay, classic in laws.

1405
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:17,800
Speaker 2: Mashed potato cream butter or milk.

1406
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 14: Butter fifty percent potato fifty percent butter.

1407
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:21,600
Speaker 2: There we go fifty.

1408
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 13: Fifty to fifty. Mash is where it.

1409
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 5: Shats and you manually mash or use a wizzard manually.

1410
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:32,120
Speaker 5: So he's called an electric mashed potato.

1411
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:33,160
Speaker 4: Mashed potato masher.

1412
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 13: Does it turn out like glue?

1413
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:37,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty good. That's a little bit. Come to think.

1414
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 5: One of the best potatoes for mashed potato Dutch creams.

1415
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 14: Get the best ones down in Tazzy see Jason is

1416
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:49,920
Speaker 14: dead and then and then whips it.

1417
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:52,720
Speaker 3: Hey, Andy, what's the worst dish you've ever seen? Served

1418
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 3: up on? Musta shoe?

1419
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:59,480
Speaker 5: Because someone ever can surely someone's abs absolutely cooked it

1420
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:00,400
Speaker 5: cooked it.

1421
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 14: Yes, Tommy, I hope you love me still, Tommy, Tommy

1422
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 14: fam Yeah, he's an absolute.

1423
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:08,880
Speaker 13: Legend of a bloke.

1424
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 3: Still can't cook, No, you can.

1425
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 13: He's a wizard.

1426
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:14,440
Speaker 14: But he tried to go pretty out there and did

1427
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:23,280
Speaker 14: this oyster dish oyster with a buttermilk and fish sauce

1428
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:27,720
Speaker 14: and chive and dill, and it just didn't come together.

1429
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:29,919
Speaker 14: It was the worst one I've ever had. I love

1430
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 14: you Tommy so much. You were so skilled. You've created

1431
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:32,960
Speaker 14: some of the best.

1432
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:39,200
Speaker 4: Anyone ever had. Anyone who's that's real, that's close.

1433
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 13: I reckon, I reckon.

1434
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:43,520
Speaker 14: I've actually probably created one of the worst ones. I

1435
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 14: remember being over in Italy for when when I was

1436
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:50,160
Speaker 14: on Season four and there's a very famous chef called

1437
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:53,480
Speaker 14: Massmobitura one every ward under the Sun, best chef in

1438
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:59,880
Speaker 14: the world, and we I cooked an awful dish.

1439
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:00,720
Speaker 13: Oh you had to.

1440
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 14: You went out into the streets of Rome and you

1441
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:06,160
Speaker 14: were you were inspired by this Roman dish. And we

1442
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,320
Speaker 14: saw this old fellow cooking this dish. I was like, oh, mate,

1443
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:10,200
Speaker 14: this is gonna be He's gonna love this. I was

1444
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 14: gonna love this anyway. He comes around in my band

1445
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:15,360
Speaker 14: and he's like, oh mate, I don't eat awful are

1446
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 14: you kidding? I can't really change now.

1447
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:20,640
Speaker 13: The tip to this is going to get yeah, the

1448
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:21,600
Speaker 13: tip to the dish.

1449
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 14: When we were listening to this Italian dude, mate the dish,

1450
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 14: he was like because there was the lungs in there

1451
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 14: as well. He was like, when the lungs start to whistle,

1452
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 14: you know it's cooked because all the air is coming

1453
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:33,960
Speaker 14: out of the lungs.

1454
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 13: I'm like, I'm on here.

1455
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:35,720
Speaker 2: Sorry, what's off?

1456
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:38,560
Speaker 13: Just bits of a like the lungs, the heart, the

1457
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:39,640
Speaker 13: sweet umids.

1458
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:41,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wantn't normally go on to sausage.

1459
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:44,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sort of in the Is it whole? The

1460
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 3: lung was whole?

1461
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:49,000
Speaker 14: Yes, yeah, And so I cooked the cook It was

1462
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 14: the lungs, the heart, the sweet bread, the liver.

1463
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:53,440
Speaker 3: Oh okay, And you thought that was going to be

1464
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:53,680
Speaker 3: a hit.

1465
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:58,000
Speaker 14: Yeah, it was like traditionally this Roman delicacy, right, And.

1466
01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:00,040
Speaker 3: Anyway, I've gone for a tira masile or something.

1467
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:02,280
Speaker 13: Could I should have didn't and I didn't.

1468
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 3: So the lungs started whistling.

1469
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:07,480
Speaker 14: Yes, the lungs whistled for far too long. I overcooked it.

1470
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 14: And not only did I serve overcooked off all to

1471
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:13,160
Speaker 14: the World's best chef, but you obviously have to eat

1472
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 14: it cold as well.

1473
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, because a lot of people don't know that the

1474
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:20,080
Speaker 6: dishes that the judges try on the show we do.

1475
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:22,760
Speaker 14: We do a hot tasting straight after they cook. But

1476
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:26,800
Speaker 14: then for the purpose of the show, we tried the food.

1477
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:29,320
Speaker 14: Most of the food cold on when it's when we're

1478
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:32,720
Speaker 14: getting filmed. Anyway, old mass mate, he could hardly eat it,

1479
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:36,080
Speaker 14: like he was struggling his way through my overcooked lungs

1480
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 14: and hearts and sweetbreads.

1481
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:38,440
Speaker 13: Yeah, it went down.

1482
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:40,360
Speaker 2: Is there something you don't eat that you go around

1483
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 2: and go.

1484
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:42,680
Speaker 13: No, not really.

1485
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:46,960
Speaker 14: I don't like chu, which is actually what you know,

1486
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 14: the green, which weirdly I love, but I feel like

1487
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:55,600
Speaker 14: it attacks my brain and it burns.

1488
01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:58,240
Speaker 13: It burns, and there's not much other in the in

1489
01:03:58,280 --> 01:03:58,920
Speaker 13: the first place.

1490
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:03,320
Speaker 6: Well, get, I'm not a huge cold food guy, Like

1491
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:05,080
Speaker 6: I won't need a cheese sandwiche, but I need to

1492
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:05,760
Speaker 6: toasted cheese.

1493
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 2: Is that weird?

1494
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:07,280
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1495
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:10,200
Speaker 3: Europe, But you don't like strange about leftovers?

1496
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:12,080
Speaker 13: Like what about like a lasagna?

1497
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:13,320
Speaker 2: Or so you got a microwave it?

1498
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 4: Oh? Really Yeah?

1499
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:16,280
Speaker 3: Don't you hate soup as well?

1500
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:21,160
Speaker 2: Yes? The texture of suits me, the texture of suit?

1501
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, I need So if you've done a barbecue the

1502
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:25,840
Speaker 4: night pod or you can't just have a cold chop

1503
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:27,840
Speaker 4: or a cold snag out of the.

1504
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:32,720
Speaker 2: Free would do that? You got the there because that's it?

1505
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:34,920
Speaker 3: Right, you're fun.

1506
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:39,160
Speaker 4: So Andy went back to win this year, right, So

1507
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 4: we'll see a few of our favorites, like twenty four

1508
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:42,600
Speaker 4: of them.

1509
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 3: Wow, Yeah, it's all contestants.

1510
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:47,600
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, so I was about to win. So we

1511
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:50,240
Speaker 13: did this season the first season that I was a judge,

1512
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 13: and it was it was epic, it was.

1513
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:55,440
Speaker 14: I think it just goes to show like how special

1514
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:58,120
Speaker 14: the show is, because I mean, there's a thes three

1515
01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:00,840
Speaker 14: contestants that are coming back for a third time, Laura

1516
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:01,840
Speaker 14: Callum and Sarah too.

1517
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:05,040
Speaker 3: Sure if they haven't want to buy now, we'll have to.

1518
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:05,439
Speaker 13: Wait and see.

1519
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:06,160
Speaker 4: Give it that.

1520
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:10,240
Speaker 2: Master Australia if you ever want to buy it now.

1521
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:13,920
Speaker 5: Yahually they don't get a fourth food like this is

1522
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:14,560
Speaker 5: their last, but.

1523
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:18,640
Speaker 14: We've also got We've also got contestants from season one,

1524
01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:21,000
Speaker 14: right geez.

1525
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, Steph Steah.

1526
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:23,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's she pops up on.

1527
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:26,080
Speaker 3: My TikTok years ago was the first season.

1528
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:27,640
Speaker 13: This is seventeen.

1529
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:30,280
Speaker 3: Wow, she was on a seventeen.

1530
01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:35,920
Speaker 13: Andre was actually Poema series. Now she's a joke.

1531
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:36,560
Speaker 3: That's amazing.

1532
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,000
Speaker 13: But Andre has gone out.

1533
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:42,320
Speaker 14: He's got like five restaurants, he's killing it down and.

1534
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:43,000
Speaker 2: It's then coming back put yourself on the tail.

1535
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:44,320
Speaker 13: I know, but that's what I mean.

1536
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:47,360
Speaker 14: It just goes to show how much this show actually

1537
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:49,080
Speaker 14: means people want of people out there.

1538
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:49,960
Speaker 13: They love it.

1539
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:53,560
Speaker 2: Well you can see it Master Shep Australia.

1540
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:56,480
Speaker 3: Now before we let you go though, Yeah, Premius.

1541
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:59,520
Speaker 6: Tonight tell around the time seven point thirty on ten

1542
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:03,280
Speaker 6: and ten play Master Chef Australia back to win. You

1543
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:05,520
Speaker 6: don't win at this time, don't come back again.

1544
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:07,160
Speaker 13: Yeah, I don't think there's a fourth time.

1545
01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:10,920
Speaker 5: Surely don't get a fourth chance. What do you think

1546
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:12,440
Speaker 5: is the best restaurant in Melbourne?

1547
01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:14,480
Speaker 13: Oh?

1548
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:17,320
Speaker 6: Someplace in northcot can't wait to see you try and

1549
01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:18,680
Speaker 6: get a booking at another one.

1550
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,000
Speaker 4: After this far.

1551
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:21,000
Speaker 13: That's tough.

1552
01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:25,720
Speaker 5: We've got so many restaurants recommendation for like a week

1553
01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:26,920
Speaker 5: night or like.

1554
01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:32,479
Speaker 3: A friends going for dinner, come over to the North Side.

1555
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:34,520
Speaker 4: So we're going to dinner and you're in charge of

1556
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:34,920
Speaker 4: taking it.

1557
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:37,800
Speaker 14: Okay, we'll do a little north Side tour because obviously

1558
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:39,520
Speaker 14: you guys are the outside and you don't really come

1559
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:40,040
Speaker 14: over to out side.

1560
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:40,960
Speaker 3: Where are we going?

1561
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:46,520
Speaker 14: I'd start at Napi Quarter and then we probably go

1562
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:48,360
Speaker 14: to Bar Liberty after that down the road.

1563
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:51,040
Speaker 5: Oh, I've been there too. When I lived on the

1564
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:52,400
Speaker 5: North Side. I was much cooler them.

1565
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:56,360
Speaker 2: Who was paying? We do the credit card credit.

1566
01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,320
Speaker 13: That's perfect, it's a date.

1567
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:02,200
Speaker 3: It doesn't work for me. That game on the.

1568
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:02,760
Speaker 2: Good to see you.

1569
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 13: Thanks appreciate it all right?

1570
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:09,320
Speaker 2: That is it? Enough is enough. We are out of here.

1571
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:13,120
Speaker 3: Have a great day, everybody, can't it candysh it can't

1572
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:13,600
Speaker 3: cop it your.

1573
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:15,560
Speaker 2: Recond what's it right up to today?

1574
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:18,480
Speaker 3: Today?

1575
01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:20,760
Speaker 4: You're going to go vote.

1576
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:23,560
Speaker 3: I'm going to vote. You doing that because I'm away

1577
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Speaker 3: on the weekend. Vful business to what trumpetsage?

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01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:33,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, she screams trumpet.

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01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:36,120
Speaker 3: I'm going. I'm going.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I've had two weeks of holidays and I.

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01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:43,680
Speaker 3: I really indulged on the holiday.

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Speaker 5: So I'm back into clean, healthy, good old fashioned living today.

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01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:50,440
Speaker 2: Favorite Easter egg? Do you have one?

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01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:55,920
Speaker 4: Did I have a? I did? Actually, Cara milk ones.

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01:07:57,280 --> 01:08:00,320
Speaker 5: And Darrely had these milk chocolate with little raspberry bits

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Speaker 5: in them.

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Speaker 4: Dad always buys me the same Easter egg every year.

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Speaker 4: It's a crunchy bunny.

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01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:08,360
Speaker 3: Oh we love a crunchy by So.

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Speaker 2: You screamed the humpty dumpty to me. We around here.

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Speaker 6: I have a great day around melchro sed is in

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Speaker 6: excell sen Tomorrow bye

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Speaker 4: By Jason Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following them

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Speaker 4: on the socials