Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: Well Jack today, mark's the end of an era.
Speaker 3: It does, Swany.
Speaker 4: The Eras Tour is about to wrap up. After seventeen
Speaker 4: long years and forty thousand cities. My Queen and Savior
Speaker 4: is going to take a break. But I'm guessing she's
Speaker 4: not going to stop anywhere near as long as Adele
Speaker 4: does because she's lazy at the moment. I'm a bit
Speaker 4: lazy at the moment. I, for one, I am sad
Speaker 4: it's over, but you know, like the Cookie Monster says,
Speaker 4: don't cry because cookie is over.
Speaker 2: Smile because cookie happens.
Speaker 3: Smile Sweany.
Speaker 4: I feel like I am maybe in the minority, and
Speaker 4: I think there's more Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: I don't want to use the word hater because.
Speaker 4: That is a very strong word, but I think there
Speaker 4: are a lot of people that are going to be
Speaker 4: very relieve that there will be no more articles.
Speaker 2: Clickbaits, TikTok videos, reels.
Speaker 4: Of Taylor coming up. And that's who we want. We
Speaker 4: want to hear from you.
Speaker 2: Call us and say good a.
Speaker 4: If you are supremely excited that the Eras Tour is
Speaker 4: about to end, Taylor Swift, is I don't know gargling
Speaker 4: Listene at the moment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were just watching a TikTok live.
Speaker 5: Gracie Abrams is still performing at the final show in Vancouver.
Speaker 4: They will definitely do the song that they performed together.
Speaker 3: Absolutely say good ay tell us if you're happy.
Speaker 5: The Eras tour is over now, Swanne, you and I
Speaker 5: were together at the MCG earlier this year when she
Speaker 5: performed ninety six thousand people.
Speaker 3: I lost my mind probably did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you saw it.
Speaker 3: I'm old, I've got video footage.
Speaker 5: But there was a song that you and I both
Speaker 5: stood up to and song and absolutely loved.
Speaker 4: It is my favorite Taylor Swift song of all time.
Speaker 4: And I know that's a big call. It is off
Speaker 4: the reputation album called Delicate.
Speaker 2: My reputation has never been with ballet Taylor.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: Let's do this, Chrissy say today.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It is literally the end of the Era tour and
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift is hanging up her little nude colored court
Speaker 4: shoes after one hundred and forty nine shows.
Speaker 5: Now, that is an unbelievable feat. But the OCD and
Speaker 5: me wishes she'd just done one fifty.
Speaker 2: There will be there will be a reason.
Speaker 4: There'll be an Easter egg there, like the one hundred
Speaker 4: and forty nine is you know Scooter Braun's favorite number
Speaker 4: or something like, Yeah, there'll be some sort of connection,
Speaker 4: or how many cats she would like? And guess how
Speaker 4: many dollars the tour, the global tour has generated.
Speaker 3: Ooh, I want to say eight hundred million, but would
Speaker 3: it be a bill? Has she clocked a bill.
Speaker 2: Zero point nine three billion dollars?
Speaker 3: That's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. She must be so tired.
Speaker 4: She's just gearing up to hit the stage for her
Speaker 4: final show in Vancouver.
Speaker 2: And there are a lot of people that are happy about.
Speaker 4: This because it has been a global event and Taylor
Speaker 4: has been everywhere, which I've enjoyed.
Speaker 2: But I may be alone.
Speaker 4: Hello bi Ancha, Hi Christy, you're you're happy that it's
Speaker 4: the end of the year of today.
Speaker 6: I'm so done.
Speaker 1: Everything was k this year, her and Travis, the songs.
Speaker 7: If I'm not a hater, but I'm just over it.
Speaker 2: Yeah you're over it?
Speaker 1: Yes, over it.
Speaker 8: My poor daughter didn't get tickets. That was one more
Speaker 8: thing to not like about it.
Speaker 2: That sucks. That sucks. What are we giving the anchor Jack.
Speaker 3: We're going to give her this.
Speaker 4: A little passing word from Taylor because we are still
Speaker 4: alive with every on all week.
Speaker 5: I'm going to send you a three hundred dollars frank
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Speaker 5: dot A you merry Christmas.
Speaker 2: Christmas good, don't you b Yanka? Hello, Kelly, you're so
Speaker 2: glad it's over.
Speaker 8: I'm kind of the opposite. My daughter didn't get to go,
Speaker 8: But I would like to see in the final show
Speaker 8: that Travis gets up and proposes to her and judge
Speaker 8: ultimate No, that'd be ultimate send off, and then they
Speaker 8: go off and have babies. She needs a few years off.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Kelly, I love this. Imagine if that
Speaker 2: would happen. I don't think it will. I really don't
Speaker 2: think it will.
Speaker 6: I really hope it does.
Speaker 8: It would just be the ultimate sendoff.
Speaker 3: Kelly, are you mate? Are you hypoplosist? Because you should be.
Speaker 8: I'm a brand manager.
Speaker 3: I could hear some strategy you in that voice.
Speaker 5: Hey, Kell, We're going to send you a three hundred
Speaker 5: dollars Frank Green Holiday Gift pack too.
Speaker 6: Oh, you're gorgeous.
Speaker 8: Thank you, my eleven year old. We'll just be decide herself.
Speaker 4: So you said that we're gorgeous, he said, so good.
Speaker 2: To your face? Look at your face, so gorgeous.
Speaker 9: Hello Daniel, Hello guys, how are you going.
Speaker 4: I've heard that you turn over down when Taylor is on,
Speaker 4: and you are very pleased that Taylor is hinding up finishing.
Speaker 2: Up at yours. If you wonder what that sounded moish nose?
Speaker 3: I thought I'd turned my microphone off.
Speaker 4: Don't just move his nose right into the microphone. But
Speaker 4: don't worry about that. So Daniel, this is a good
Speaker 4: day for you.
Speaker 2: You're happy.
Speaker 9: Oh well, I was going to say, if you said
Speaker 9: you were doing good, I would have said, I'm doing
Speaker 9: fantastic because it's finally coming to a clothes jack. I
Speaker 9: would have blamed me nose to if I had a Taylor'
Speaker 9: swift shirt right in front of me. It I've had
Speaker 9: up to the neck in it for the last ten years.
Speaker 9: She's just been on top of everything, and.
Speaker 2: Good for her.
Speaker 9: She's talented, but there just comes a point where you know,
Speaker 9: I want to finish me night shift and not have
Speaker 9: not out her playing on the radio for once in
Speaker 9: you know a blue moon.
Speaker 2: God, you're really.
Speaker 4: Passionate about this. I've just got one piece of advice
Speaker 4: for you, Daniel.
Speaker 9: Yes, Christy see shig it up, shake it up, Shake
Speaker 9: it off, Daniel, shake it off.
Speaker 2: Let's do it together.
Speaker 9: I'll give it a crack.
Speaker 5: Hey, Daniel, A three hundred dollars. Frank Green give holiday
Speaker 5: pack for you as well. Frankgreen dot com dot a
Speaker 5: you to order yours. Let's finish with Georgia swanee, Hello Georgia, Hello.
Speaker 6: Lo Hi love, I love me a bit of Tata.
Speaker 6: But I got scammed and I taught you one this
Speaker 6: year and I was so excited.
Speaker 8: I was like, yeah, I'm going to the.
Speaker 10: Concert and hates my kids were so I had to
Speaker 10: come in to stay.
Speaker 6: Oh no, I got scared.
Speaker 3: Oh no.
Speaker 6: Hats of them went home and said we need to
Speaker 6: buy her chickens because she got scammed.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the horror, goodbye, the horror of it.
Speaker 6: All sammed in my whole life.
Speaker 2: Ever, well, you know, you know you've started at the top.
Speaker 2: If you're going to be scammed for anyone, it's it's out.
Speaker 2: It's our queen and save.
Speaker 5: Sorry to hear that, Georgia. We're not going to scam
Speaker 5: you here, though. We're going to send you a three
Speaker 5: hundred dollars Frank Green Holiday gift pack.
Speaker 3: The new holiday collection I Know features practical.
Speaker 5: And stylish gifts for everyone. Order now Frankgreen dot com
Speaker 5: dot Are you merry Christmas, Georgia.
Speaker 6: Thank you, that's fantastic, Thank you so much.
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Speaker 2: Now, the weekend is over.
Speaker 3: Chrissy's weekend.
Speaker 4: I I've had such a full we can I almost
Speaker 4: don't know where to start, which is unusual for me
Speaker 4: because you know, I do nothing very interesting or like interactive.
Speaker 3: This is exciting that it was jam packed.
Speaker 2: It was really exciting.
Speaker 4: I mean, look, let's start as you know, as we're
Speaker 4: used to do with me. Yes, I did, I sorted
Speaker 4: my bedroom, Okay, So.
Speaker 5: I mean I don't know how many times you can
Speaker 5: sort that bedroom, but you seem to still be able
Speaker 5: to sort things.
Speaker 4: Well, I've got a new job. It's a once a
Speaker 4: month job. I can't talk about it. I don't know
Speaker 4: whether I can.
Speaker 2: Yeah I can.
Speaker 4: I'm writing a column for Women's Weekly, right, got it?
Speaker 4: Very exciting, that is, But I needed an area specifically
Speaker 4: to do that because I need to be by myself
Speaker 4: or I get distracted.
Speaker 3: Oh so you've created like a little writer's book, correct cut.
Speaker 2: So that involved a lot of containers.
Speaker 4: But it's there and it's done, and I wrote a
Speaker 4: column in it, so it obviously works.
Speaker 2: So that was one highlight.
Speaker 4: Then Sunday, it was Leo's sixteenth birthday a couple of
Speaker 4: weeks ago. And he's a big sort of you know,
Speaker 4: he's a family guy, Like he loves ancestry and family trees,
Speaker 4: and he can talk endlessly with his grandfathers about where
Speaker 4: they came from and what life was like and.
Speaker 3: Got a curious mind, real interest area.
Speaker 4: Anyway, my dad, grandad Major Gary John Swamp, had organized
Speaker 4: a trip down from Queensland to see us, and it
Speaker 4: happened that he was going to be here this weekend
Speaker 4: and I thought, oh, he very rarely comes because you know,
Speaker 4: it's a long way and he's not the young man anymore. Anyway,
Speaker 4: I seized on the opportunity for Leo to have a
Speaker 4: function with all four grandparents in one room.
Speaker 3: That's rare.
Speaker 5: That's rare and memorable because that doesn't happen for a
Speaker 5: lot of family.
Speaker 2: Well did I ever pull it off?
Speaker 4: So Leo's favorite food is Middle Eastern food of any description,
Speaker 4: and then he plays the instruments he doesn't Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: he's got a costume that he likes to wear.
Speaker 3: Epic.
Speaker 2: I mean, I shouldn't really be divulging that.
Speaker 4: It's just like it looks like a like a red
Speaker 4: and white long fabric thing.
Speaker 2: His grandfather bought it for him. His grandfather's from Egypt,
Speaker 2: that's anyway. Yeah, it's really cool.
Speaker 4: And he plays all the proper instruments NAIs and drums
Speaker 4: and flutes, and I mean just crazy.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 4: I went a little bit to on your Toddman cheek
Speaker 4: a keyboard and I did like a Middle Eastern theme
Speaker 4: on these on my outdoor trestles. Do you know what
Speaker 4: the key the key element was that was so thrilling?
Speaker 4: What a twenty nine dollar rug you know those thin runners, Yes.
Speaker 5: From Kama down the middle of the table, Persian rah
Speaker 5: on the table.
Speaker 2: Yes, So I used that instead of a tablecloth. Did
Speaker 2: it just set the sea?
Speaker 5: Really impressive on your Instagram? I was very proud of
Speaker 5: your table setting.
Speaker 4: And then I got lemons and rosemary because they're kind
Speaker 4: of Middle Eastern flavors. I got these little sort of
Speaker 4: jav you out of a charger plate.
Speaker 2: No, I hadn't either. My sister told me when she arrived.
Speaker 2: I'd done it without even knowing.
Speaker 4: It's a plate that sits under the real plate. So
Speaker 4: it was like, this is okay, you don't ever put
Speaker 4: anything on it.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 2: I felt really up myself.
Speaker 4: And then the absolute clincher was I enjoyed myself.
Speaker 3: Because full stop.
Speaker 4: I enjoyed myself because I didn't cook a thing. I
Speaker 4: ordered everything from his favorite Middle Eastern restaurant and.
Speaker 2: They delivered it hot at lunchtime.
Speaker 4: I opened up the lids and we all stuffed our
Speaker 4: faces and.
Speaker 3: Did that mean zero dishes?
Speaker 2: No dishes?
Speaker 4: I want to put you but that cake I've look,
Speaker 4: I've got it. It's a honey and walnut number made
Speaker 4: up delicious.
Speaker 5: I literally said to my housemate. Last night, we were
Speaker 5: watching Lindsay Lohan's awful Netflix Christmas Avoid it, avoid it,
Speaker 5: but also watch it if you want to see her
Speaker 5: face not move. And I turned to Chris, my housemate,
Speaker 5: and said, Nan, I could really go some of Chrisy's
Speaker 5: coconut cake right now.
Speaker 2: Well, this is sort of it. It's Middle Eastern. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love it, enjoy it.
Speaker 3: Well done, swaneyk. Next we're talking words snobbery the.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Last week you and I Jack were having talk.
Speaker 4: We're having a chat about the list of most mispronounced
Speaker 4: words of twenty twenty four, and one of them really
Speaker 4: sticks in my crawl. When you have a very short,
Speaker 4: strong coffee yes, and you call it an expresso, it
Speaker 4: upsets me.
Speaker 2: It actually upsets me.
Speaker 3: I'm with you.
Speaker 4: And when people say, oh my god, I'm so unorganized,
Speaker 4: Oh it upsets you.
Speaker 3: That upsets me. And I was telling you on Friday, Swanny.
Speaker 5: I don't correct people ever, but if they say unorganized,
Speaker 5: I will sometimes correct them.
Speaker 2: Say it. I think brave.
Speaker 5: I think because I grew up being corrected on it,
Speaker 5: like Mum would always be like, no, it's disorganized.
Speaker 3: So it's sort of just been instilled in me.
Speaker 2: I think that's really really brave.
Speaker 5: I'd only do it to friends or people that I
Speaker 5: know can like give it back to me. I'm not
Speaker 5: going to stop a random stranger.
Speaker 2: I'm okay. I love that that. So if if someone
Speaker 2: you're ordering.
Speaker 4: A sandwich from, for example, yeah, says oh, I'm so sorry,
Speaker 4: it's going to be ten minutes. I'm so unorganized today,
Speaker 4: you wouldn't go disorganized.
Speaker 3: No, I'd say, no worries. I'm like, no, I'm not
Speaker 3: that much of it.
Speaker 2: Maybe under your breath you go.
Speaker 5: I'm going to run an email thirteen twenty four to ten?
Speaker 5: Are you a word snob like swany and I?
Speaker 4: My kids harass me on purpose in my own home
Speaker 4: by using a a combo of two words the lump
Speaker 4: chewis have you heard that instead of voluptuous the lumptuous,
Speaker 4: and slither instead of slither so for a.
Speaker 3: Small sliver of cake.
Speaker 4: So even yesterday at Leo's birthday, he said loudly for
Speaker 4: everybody to hear, Oh, come on, I don't, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't want just a I can't even say it.
Speaker 2: I don't want just a slither.
Speaker 4: I want something, you know, volumptuous piece of cake, and
Speaker 4: my I can't stop it.
Speaker 2: I can't stop.
Speaker 4: I'm like, slither is something a snake does, right, don't
Speaker 4: ask for a slither of cake.
Speaker 3: Whack the v in there, bro.
Speaker 2: But I'm really bad.
Speaker 3: You hosted a show called the Great Spelling Beell. Do
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? You're allowed to be.
Speaker 4: I'm just very, very bad, and this is this is
Speaker 4: one that makes me the supreme snob. What you know
Speaker 4: the word myriad? Yes, nobody knows how to use it.
Speaker 4: So they might say, oh, we were renovating our kitchen.
Speaker 4: When we pulled up the floor, we just found a
Speaker 4: myriad of problems.
Speaker 3: What's wrong with that?
Speaker 4: No, myriad of does not exist in the English language.
Speaker 4: What you would say is, we were renovating the kitchen
Speaker 4: and when we pulled up the floor there were myriad problems.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I've been using that incorrectly.
Speaker 2: My period and of are not a couple.
Speaker 3: I've just learned something. I love you for bringing up.
Speaker 2: You must never do that.
Speaker 3: I will never now. Please correct me if I do.
Speaker 4: It's very rare to find somebody that uses it uses
Speaker 4: it correctly.
Speaker 2: Tanya are you a word snob.
Speaker 6: I am a word snob. I have a couple of
Speaker 6: people in my life who cannot the life of them
Speaker 6: pronounce the word ask.
Speaker 5: And they pronounce it ask.
Speaker 6: It even gets caught in the back of my throat.
Speaker 6: It's three letters, dude, How hard can it be?
Speaker 3: Do you?
Speaker 4: Do they know how to say other ask words like
Speaker 4: cask or task.
Speaker 8: No problems whatsoever.
Speaker 2: It's a real mystery. Do you say something or do
Speaker 2: you just silently judge?
Speaker 5: Oh, silently judge.
Speaker 6: It's like nails down.
Speaker 8: Your bard For me, I wondered, do they know?
Speaker 4: I often wonder that because I would never mention it
Speaker 4: to anyone.
Speaker 3: No, And also do they know?
Speaker 5: It's a hard one because if they come back, come
Speaker 5: back you and say they've got a speech impediment or
Speaker 5: something like that, you just feel like but it never is.
Speaker 2: It never is. You know ten year's friend, they can
Speaker 2: say task and cask.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so learn to say ask like my.
Speaker 2: Friend says birthday. That hurts and it he doesn't do
Speaker 2: that in any other.
Speaker 5: Tah Tanya Neutrable flip from Neutrable at the number one
Speaker 5: personal bland up brand in the world is on its way.
Speaker 3: Do you let's finish with Kim swan.
Speaker 2: Me, Kimmy, Hello, what do you hate?
Speaker 6: I internalize my problem when people use the word scene
Speaker 6: and saw. I've seen this person at the store. I
Speaker 6: saw her. Oh to my call rocks me. I know.
Speaker 2: Do you say anything, Kim?
Speaker 6: Do you know what? It depends on who, why, where,
Speaker 6: and when I am. Usually I have to keep it
Speaker 6: to myself because I just can't. I feel like I
Speaker 6: don't want to offend anybody by being that person.
Speaker 3: One.
Speaker 6: I need to correct you, darling. You're not saying it's corresting.
Speaker 6: I sometimes, yes, sometimes.
Speaker 5: Know if you correct them like you just did then
Speaker 5: using the word darling, we absolutely allow you to correct
Speaker 5: people because that's beautiful.
Speaker 4: The crisis one shochrissy clique. Well, I feel bad because
Speaker 4: I absolutely unleashed on Marry Kulgan.
Speaker 3: With his piggy little eyes.
Speaker 4: It's piggy little eyes, and it turns out that I'm
Speaker 4: not alone and he's taking it very badly. So I apologize.
Speaker 4: I didn't think it was that serious.
Speaker 5: I was just having I don't think some fun bad
Speaker 5: bars would have been listening to us, though, So I thought.
Speaker 4: I don't like to be in the you know, in
Speaker 4: the in the armies of haters. I thought it would
Speaker 4: be a bit of fun, but everybody loved Barry Kyogan
Speaker 4: and it wouldn't be funny if I didn't.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I apologize.
Speaker 4: Because he's had to release a statement saying, layoff, all
Speaker 4: ears are human.
Speaker 2: I'm only human.
Speaker 4: And you know, people have been knocking on his granny's door.
Speaker 4: That's my favorite part of the state, knocking on my
Speaker 4: granny's door.
Speaker 3: Beave the granny out of it.
Speaker 2: Surely, why would people do that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just cruel.
Speaker 4: And are they just like, you know people, normal people
Speaker 4: or is that a media person.
Speaker 5: I think that's like your TMZ reporter trying to get
Speaker 5: a comment out of her or something.
Speaker 2: Very very bad.
Speaker 4: And they're harassing his son and his ex girlfriend. And anyway,
Speaker 4: we are not going to be mean to Barry Kyogen anymore.
Speaker 3: No, well I never was. I've always endorsed big bad bats.
Speaker 3: I like the guy. I no, I just you can
Speaker 3: still not like him.
Speaker 4: And I believed that he cheated on Sabcap, who is
Speaker 4: my darling, a pixie girl, but apparently not the girl
Speaker 4: that he allegedly cheated on.
Speaker 2: Sab Cap with Spretta carpenter.
Speaker 4: Her name's Brecky and she is currently laying under a
Speaker 4: couple of fried eggs and a little bit of bacon. No,
Speaker 4: she said, I've never even met him, let alone I
Speaker 4: didn't have relations with that man, never even met him Jack.
Speaker 5: Yeah, which, okay, that's great. Hopefully he didn't do the
Speaker 5: wrong thing. But she perpetuated this narrative by reposting some
Speaker 5: or uploading tiktoks, drinking saltburn like she was living for
Speaker 5: it when her name got brought into it. So I
Speaker 5: love that now she's coming out and saying that, but
Speaker 5: she was staring the pot of it.
Speaker 4: Do you think do you think she is guilty of
Speaker 4: doing naughty things without a cue?
Speaker 3: Well maybe because maybe he's seen all this backlash and
Speaker 3: being like, babe, can you just say just how we
Speaker 3: didn't do it? Babe, Babe, Babe, breaky babe.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Speaking of specsavers, I really said there a rude word.
Speaker 3: Then what were you going to say?
Speaker 2: I was gonna say sex?
Speaker 4: Sah does anyway speak of specsavors?
Speaker 2: These are my favorite.
Speaker 4: These have come out number one from my New Look selections.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're great. They're a brown, rounded like av.
Speaker 4: I just love them so much. And guess what else
Speaker 4: is coming number one? What Australia's favorite Arnott's biscuit. It
Speaker 4: should be no surprise to anyone. Is the Tim Tam original. Okay,
Speaker 4: it is the world's most perfect biscuit.
Speaker 2: End of the very thin chocolate.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm salivating the slightly salty biscuit, the
Speaker 4: not overly sweet whatever that delicious creamy thing is inside magic.
Speaker 3: I think I weirdly prefer a mint slice.
Speaker 2: Is that a mint slice is fantastic? Are you a
Speaker 2: fridge guy?
Speaker 3: Yes? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: I mean, let's not.
Speaker 4: There are a lot of overlooked ones here, But I
Speaker 4: mean I could talk for two hours about Aunt's biscuits.
Speaker 4: Barbecue Shapes coming in at number two, undeniable, Something savory,
Speaker 4: something sweet.
Speaker 5: Like barbecue shapes could almost be number one for me
Speaker 5: over a Tim Tam.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm a savory dude, so am I.
Speaker 4: But a Tim Tam is sublime? Yeah, okay, I'm really
Speaker 4: surprised by number three. Chicken Crimpies. Chicken Crimpy is coming
Speaker 4: in at number three above pizza shapes, jats, the Tim
Speaker 4: Tam double coat, which is wonderful, The Salada, the mint slice.
Speaker 3: A Scotch finger is at number nine.
Speaker 2: That is a business.
Speaker 3: Now that should be number three.
Speaker 2: I agree even two.
Speaker 4: And I want to throw in there the lemon crisps, Blackwells,
Speaker 4: shout out to blickers, the sesame wheat, the chairs all
Speaker 4: did not feature.
Speaker 2: Excuse me? The caramel crown? What and the gaiety?
Speaker 3: I mean, is there a biscuit? Christie Swan hasn't tried?
Speaker 2: Tom is agreeing with me?
Speaker 4: Well on the gaiety or the caramel crown, Caramel Crown,
Speaker 4: Caramel Elite.
Speaker 2: I was on holiday on the Gold Coast.
Speaker 4: My kids had never even heard of it, and I
Speaker 4: found a packet guess where at the seven eleven. They
Speaker 4: cost eleven dollars fifty but I bought two of them,
Speaker 4: and I said, guys, you will never forget this moment.
Speaker 2: I put one in the fridge, of course, and then
Speaker 2: one room temperature. Because you're doing God's work. You've got
Speaker 2: to work out where you are.
Speaker 3: I've never tried a caramel crown. I don't know what
Speaker 3: you speak of.
Speaker 2: How dare you?
Speaker 3: Tom?
Speaker 2: Can we get one?
Speaker 3: I'll go down to cars now, go go thirteen twenty
Speaker 3: four to ten.
Speaker 5: Next we are playing Creasy's quizy because it is Christmas
Speaker 5: time and I'm feelings, I'm going to whack a three
Speaker 5: hundred dollars minimax voucher inside the bum.
Speaker 1: Bag the Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Is there's something special in the bump bag today?
Speaker 3: You're sure is three hundred dollars minimax voucher.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 4: Oh hi, Katrina, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 10: Really good?
Speaker 2: You look.
Speaker 4: Within the last fifteen minutes, we've blown Jack's mind.
Speaker 2: By telling him that Arnot's Caramel Crown.
Speaker 4: Is a greatly understated hero of the biscuit isle.
Speaker 2: And you have an alternative, Katrina.
Speaker 7: I do have you tried the Aldie Terrible Crown?
Speaker 3: I have not.
Speaker 7: Well, I know you're a big fan of the Eldius.
Speaker 7: I think you should try the Eldie Terrible Crown. They're
Speaker 7: about half the price and they're amazing.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I just want to go there now, man.
Speaker 3: I love Aldi Aldi is the best.
Speaker 2: So good?
Speaker 1: Hello Lisa, Hi, Chrissy.
Speaker 2: What is your favorite biscuit?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 9: Look, it would have to be a double coated timpam
Speaker 9: without it out.
Speaker 4: How delightful When they sort of tapped into our unspoken
Speaker 4: desires and put a thicker chocolate coating around the timtam.
Speaker 5: I know right well, that did come in at number
Speaker 5: six on the list, so you're clearly not alone there. Now,
Speaker 5: Lisa and Katrina, one of you is going to walk
Speaker 5: away with a three hundred dollars Minimax voucher. The Minimax
Speaker 5: Gift Guide is out now, the perfect presence for everyone
Speaker 5: on your Christmas list.
Speaker 3: Shop in store online at Minimax dot com dot au.
Speaker 4: Minimax at Christmas is like like a wonderland for me.
Speaker 4: Proper Proper puts me in the mood. I love Minimax's
Speaker 4: why I Question number one. Arnot's have today released their
Speaker 4: unwrapped list of the most popular biscuits.
Speaker 2: We're just talking about it. Which biscuit was victorious? Lisa, Yes, Lisa.
Speaker 8: The original Tim Tim correct.
Speaker 2: Question number two? Which two colors make up the flag
Speaker 2: of Denmark?
Speaker 4: Lisa yes, Katrina and White correct at one each. Eight
Speaker 4: years ago today this song Lisa yes, Lisa, John yees.
Speaker 4: Yeah exactly were saying, can you name one of the
Speaker 4: two artists? Of course, Taylor who wraps up her Ears
Speaker 4: tour today after seven hundred and forty four years on
Speaker 4: the road.
Speaker 3: Alrighty, question number four, This is actually for the win.
Speaker 2: Lisa, Our List Secret, Our List.
Speaker 3: Secret, Our Little Secret.
Speaker 4: Our Little Secret is a new Netflix rom com film
Speaker 4: starring which former party princess.
Speaker 2: Our Little Secret.
Speaker 3: It's awful, but.
Speaker 4: Lisa face is not Hello Lisa, it is Lindsay Lohan
Speaker 4: nas and Jack has seen it.
Speaker 2: And he gives it zero stars out of fast.
Speaker 5: But it's worth watching Lisa just to see Lindsay's face
Speaker 5: not move and how fantastic shit looks. A three hundred
Speaker 5: dollars Minimax voucher is on its way to you, Lisa,
Speaker 5: inside that limited edition Chrissy Swan Show bum.
Speaker 1: Bagchrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 4: Christmas is around the corner. What is the date anyway?
Speaker 4: Around this time?
Speaker 2: I always lose? Oh my god, it's two weeks away.
Speaker 3: It's December ninth. What have you not done anything? No? Wow,
Speaker 3: you better get a move on. Jacket's two weeks not
Speaker 3: to wig you out? Had you want to turn down
Speaker 3: the aircon?
Speaker 2: So much to do?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Have you done any shopping?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: That's okay. I just think maybe tonight sit on the
Speaker 3: Iconic for two hours and just whack it out.
Speaker 1: No, I never pay retail.
Speaker 3: You know my ethos, Hey the iconic, you get great
Speaker 3: deals and sales. This isn't an end by the way,
Speaker 3: I did that last night.
Speaker 2: I have got your prison.
Speaker 3: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Out of everybody shows you where, it shows you
Speaker 2: where my alliance is.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 2: But little Hunter, what's his surname?
Speaker 4: Curtis Curtis Hunter Curtis, son of Roxy Jasenko p R.
Speaker 4: Maven now living over in Singapore on Sentosa Island, which
Speaker 4: is a name I've always loved, Sentosa Island.
Speaker 2: Wow, it looks lash It looks very lush.
Speaker 4: And she's just spent fifteen thousand dollars on fairy lights,
Speaker 4: which is a lot more than I paid for mine. Anyway,
Speaker 4: she's published a little screenshot, a photograph that she's taken
Speaker 4: of a list that was given to her by her
Speaker 4: son Hunter.
Speaker 3: Usually we hear about Pixie, so it's nice to hear
Speaker 3: about Hunter.
Speaker 2: Well, it's nice that the mantle's being passed on, isn't it. Anyway?
Speaker 2: He is ten years old and his list. This is
Speaker 2: the thing.
Speaker 4: This is This is happening everywhere, by the way, even
Speaker 4: in my house. Of course, kids give their parents a
Speaker 4: list of things that they want. I'm not one hundred
Speaker 4: percent sure that's how it works, just quietly.
Speaker 3: As in they should just get whatever Sanda brings them. Yeah, yeah, okay, or.
Speaker 4: You wait, like if they've been asked for a list,
Speaker 4: you know, like if I say to Leo, out of
Speaker 4: all my kids, he's sixteen, you know, I don't know
Speaker 4: what to get him. I would ask him, can you
Speaker 4: tell me? Can you give me an idea?
Speaker 3: What flavored date? Ha?
Speaker 2: That's so funny.
Speaker 4: Probably true anyway, I don't know where I stand on it,
Speaker 4: whether it's I like it or not.
Speaker 2: Don't worry. I've been furnished with a list from kit
Speaker 2: and do.
Speaker 3: They do it a handwritten or a shared note?
Speaker 2: On the foe? It was on canvas. The one that
Speaker 2: I got was really sad. It was all very pretty.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Hunter's just handwritten his old school and the list
Speaker 4: is astonishing.
Speaker 2: By the way.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten have you received a list of
Speaker 4: Christmas suggestions from your kids and you've gone on your
Speaker 4: bloody dreaming you're joking?
Speaker 3: What's Hunter asking for?
Speaker 4: Just asking for lots of things, lots of footy, merch,
Speaker 4: soccer merch, Western club shirt, a reflex punching bag, a
Speaker 4: Barcelona soccer shirt. Very specific on the shoes, Nike Junior,
Speaker 4: Mercurial Vapor. My favorite here is the ip iPad pro
Speaker 4: eleven inch space black color one terrbite nano texture glass, WiFi.
Speaker 4: The engraving, the engraving he wants on it that comes
Speaker 4: in at about three grand and she's written, oh, he's
Speaker 4: so thorough. Is his mother's son. And the little you know,
Speaker 4: the lovely yeah, with the hearts around it. I wouldn't
Speaker 4: have said that. I would have said, you're bloody dreaming.
Speaker 3: You're dreaming. Hunter feel I feel like I'm trying.
Speaker 4: To find this list that my kids sent me. I
Speaker 4: feel like there's a four hundred dollar pair of runners
Speaker 4: on it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what you're dreaming?
Speaker 3: You don't even wear four hundred dollar sneakers. No, sorry, kid,
Speaker 3: not happening.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Have you been furnished with
Speaker 4: a list of things that your kids want? Usually like
Speaker 4: end of primary school or high school teenagers?
Speaker 2: A list of things that you read and you go bloody.
Speaker 3: Wish your dreaming dreaming.
Speaker 1: The Crispiest One show.
Speaker 4: We're talking about the lists that you've been furnished with
Speaker 4: from your children, just a gentle suggestion, would you buy
Speaker 4: me this?
Speaker 2: Would you buy me this? Because Roxyd you sen coos Son.
Speaker 4: He's ten years old and he wants a three thousand
Speaker 4: dollar iPad pro And if he was my child, I'd say.
Speaker 2: Buddy, I'd like that.
Speaker 1: Thanks.
Speaker 3: I'll write you a list.
Speaker 5: And he a dreaming, gone to the detail of one
Speaker 5: terrorbyte of space and nanotexture glass.
Speaker 2: And I'm graving and I think he wants fat or
Speaker 2: something You've graved on it. I'd endorse that.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four have you looked at your kids and
Speaker 3: said you are dreaming?
Speaker 2: A dreaming? What's on the list? Cynthia? Cynthia on the list.
Speaker 11: It goes from anywhere from makeup to one hundred and
Speaker 11: eighty dollars vases, two hundred and fifty dollars jacket runners,
Speaker 11: and she does a nine page PowerPoint presentation. She then
Speaker 11: allows me to click on the link and the link
Speaker 11: goes straight to the size and the cost, which is
Speaker 11: pretty epic.
Speaker 2: It's extraordinary, isn't it. They're so clever.
Speaker 11: She has little love hearts on the things she really
Speaker 11: really wants, and at the end of the PowerPoint presentation.
Speaker 10: It's like, Oh, I.
Speaker 11: Don't expect you to get me everything on the list.
Speaker 11: I'm like, thank God for that. You're probably get in
Speaker 11: half the list, because if I got everything, it'd be
Speaker 11: probably nearly two thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, getting half of it is pretty good, Cynthia.
Speaker 4: What was the one thing that you've looked at and
Speaker 4: you went, oh you are dreaming?
Speaker 8: Oh I wasn't too bad. I just can't justify.
Speaker 11: You know, you've got these bikinis that are one hundred
Speaker 11: and eighty dollars, and you know it's a little bit
Speaker 11: of dental.
Speaker 3: Cloth, Cynthia.
Speaker 5: What you can put under the tree is a three
Speaker 5: hundred dollar Frank Green Holiday gift pack. The new holiday
Speaker 5: collection features practical and stylish gifts for everyone. Order now
Speaker 5: at Frankgreen dot com dot Are you hopefully your daughter
Speaker 5: likes that?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: She would love that.
Speaker 10: Hello, Hayley, Hi, here you going go?
Speaker 2: Okay, So you've got a daughter that's made a clickable site.
Speaker 10: Yeah, So, my seventeen year old daughter decided to do
Speaker 10: a whole website. Created the website, added all the hyperlinks
Speaker 10: everything she wanted so you could jump straight on like
Speaker 10: the other caller said, and just click on the site yourself.
Speaker 6: And buy it.
Speaker 10: And her list included eight hundred dollars, headphones, three hundred
Speaker 10: dollar Victoria's Secret handbags, two hundred dollars runners, what else?
Speaker 10: Pajamas for two hundred dollars. I think we got to
Speaker 10: about three thousand odd dollars.
Speaker 2: Part of me goes on, yeah, like you've got to
Speaker 2: be in it to win it. Who knows. One day,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: You might have had a few too many margaritas and
Speaker 4: you click on the link and then boom, it's in
Speaker 4: the cart and then she has what she wants.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 10: I think that's what she was trying for. And graphics
Speaker 10: design she's doing it course is a course at school.
Speaker 10: Is doing really well for it because it was a yeah,
Speaker 10: beautifully prevented web page. She really had me with some
Speaker 10: of the items.
Speaker 5: Taile a three hundred dollars Frank Green holiday gift pack
Speaker 5: is on its way to you Frankgreen dot com.
Speaker 3: That are you. Let's quickly finish with Christie. Hey, Christy,
Speaker 3: I've got three boys.
Speaker 11: May I always put the normal Lego hot wheels like
Speaker 11: a smart watch or a smartphone.
Speaker 10: But the kicker from me?
Speaker 1: Is that always a trip to Disneyland?
Speaker 4: They always want a trip.
Speaker 10: To disney Land.
Speaker 2: And what do you want to say to them?
Speaker 8: I want to say, you're bloody dreaming.
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: This is exciting, pharmacy.
Speaker 1: Christmas has never felt better. They've got everything you need,
Speaker 1: feel great, celebrate It's Chrissy's favorite thing.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, we are counting down the days Christmas.
Speaker 3: It's getting close.
Speaker 2: Doing for Christmas.
Speaker 5: We are hosting it at Mum and Dad's this year
Speaker 5: because George and my sister is home from London.
Speaker 2: Oh that will be gorgeous. And is it just the
Speaker 2: four of you.
Speaker 5: Usually, No, it's all of We're having all of mum
Speaker 5: sisters over this year. Oh that's great, Yes, it would
Speaker 5: be good fun.
Speaker 4: What about you, Gosh, there'll be lots of sort of
Speaker 4: you know, dancing to George Michael in that absolutely kitchen.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure yet. I'm not sure what I'm doing because.
Speaker 3: You and your sister had the chat and then you
Speaker 3: were like, yeah, we were going to do that.
Speaker 2: And then she has her in laws and then there's
Speaker 2: I just don't know.
Speaker 4: I can't get a straight answer from anyone. I will
Speaker 4: tell you there will be white bread and pickles and ham.
Speaker 4: That's all that matters.
Speaker 6: Hello Maggie, Hello guys, how are we doing well?
Speaker 2: Not as good as you?
Speaker 4: Because you've registered by the Nova Player app and you
Speaker 4: you have one one of my favorite things for today.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, that's so exciting.
Speaker 4: And this is a proper favorite thing, Meg. It's a
Speaker 4: two hundred and dollar Clear Skincare gift card. It means
Speaker 4: that it's just for you.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, so good.
Speaker 10: I think there's one of those things that's like makes
Speaker 10: me feel like it got my life together.
Speaker 4: Yes, it does, it does, absolutely. And there's this is
Speaker 4: like you can go in and get a treatment with
Speaker 4: the at a clinic. It's got like that little tiny vacuum.
Speaker 3: Favorite.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, so good.
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Speaker 5: up because we will be playing again tomorrow or something.
Speaker 3: Fresh tomorrow, might we Yeah.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's one show.
Speaker 2: Funday's almost over.
Speaker 4: My god, I've only just realized during this show that
Speaker 4: Christmas is like two weeks away and I've only got
Speaker 4: your present.
Speaker 3: I mean, actually, no, do worry. Stop shopping.
Speaker 4: Ha ha, Chrissy's clique, yea Jack, let's talk about Addie
Speaker 4: ab Nah and Cynthia finally remembered her name.
Speaker 2: The stars of Wicked. PEG went and saw Wicked on
Speaker 2: the weekend. Loved it?
Speaker 3: Did you?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Still haven't.
Speaker 4: Then I embarrassed her in front of the mother and
Speaker 4: La said, did you cry at Define Gravity?
Speaker 3: She's like no, did she?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: Oh it's only me, that's yeah, unhinged idiot anyway. So
Speaker 4: yeah to the ten out of ten from PEG.
Speaker 2: That's the review.
Speaker 4: So all last week we were obsessed with the whole
Speaker 4: uh you know, holding space.
Speaker 2: For the lyrics of defining gravity.
Speaker 6: This week people are taking the lyrics of define gravity
Speaker 6: and really holding space with that and feeling power in that.
Speaker 5: I didn't know that that was happening.
Speaker 3: I've seen it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's really powerful. That's why I.
Speaker 3: Wanted, That's what I wanted.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was happening.
Speaker 2: It's so bonkaus. I don't good enough of it. It's
Speaker 2: so cringed.
Speaker 4: And they have spoken out about what the hell was
Speaker 4: going on, and it turns out that they are just
Speaker 4: as confused as we are.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what any part of it meant.
Speaker 3: But I didn't understand the first sentence, and I just
Speaker 3: wanted to be there because I knew something big was happening.
Speaker 2: But then after a while, I didn't know how to
Speaker 2: be there.
Speaker 10: She said something that meant something to her, it meant
Speaker 10: something totally different to you. And then she tried to
Speaker 10: kind of get somewhere else and I'm going to grab.
Speaker 1: This because I think you might need something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I don't know what the tapping was about.
Speaker 2: And she even explained holding onto the nail and tapping.
Speaker 3: That's when she said tapping. She didn't know why she
Speaker 3: was doing it.
Speaker 2: It was so insane.
Speaker 5: It shows to me, though, Swanni, that they both are
Speaker 5: acting a little bit in those interviews, because Cynthia just
Speaker 5: said there she didn't know what was going on. She
Speaker 5: certainly seemed like she knew what was happening in the
Speaker 5: original interview.
Speaker 4: Yeah, although now that I hear say that, it makes
Speaker 4: sense that she was really pausing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I feel like that.
Speaker 4: Journalist didn't know what. I think she was really overwhelmed
Speaker 4: with the situation. Trace and dohld Trace and she works
Speaker 4: in queer media. And then Cynthia was like, I don't know,
Speaker 4: do I work in queer media. But I think her
Speaker 4: mouth just started to say things. All of that holding
Speaker 4: space and stuff. I think that was just rambling, which
Speaker 4: happens in those junket interviews. You it's almost an out
Speaker 4: of body experience because this.
Speaker 1: Is it is.
Speaker 4: I've never been harder on myself than when I leave
Speaker 4: those and I go, you are a waste of space
Speaker 4: and oxygen, you know what I mean. Now, apparently very
Speaker 4: bad things are going to happen to jay Z and Beyonce.
Speaker 2: Am I allowed to even say that.
Speaker 5: It's Hartman Swane, I'm saying twenty twenty five. I don't
Speaker 5: think it's going to be a good year for them.
Speaker 4: There has been many, many conspiracy theories around them and
Speaker 4: their involvement with Sean Diddy, Combs and the New has
Speaker 4: been breaking and rolling all day that jay Z is
Speaker 4: being looked at by the police.
Speaker 2: For one of the worst things, for one of the
Speaker 2: worst crimes in the universe.
Speaker 5: It's it's a scary time. He has come out and
Speaker 5: denied the claims and allegations.
Speaker 2: Yes, and it's a very lengthy statement. It didn't have
Speaker 2: to be that lengthy, very loopy and odd. Anyway, out
Speaker 2: watch this space.
Speaker 3: Ricularly, Tim and Joel are up next. Have a beautiful
Speaker 3: Monday night, you too.
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