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Speaker 2: had to bend the rules of this podcast and do
Speaker 2: something I've never done before.
Speaker 1: Plus we're off for a very exciting award and it's
Speaker 1: got me thinking back to winning awards in my talent
Speaker 1: quests in primary school. And Matt, can I take a
Speaker 1: trip down memory lane?
Speaker 2: And there's a brand new reality show coming to Australia.
Speaker 2: We've got some thoughts and I spilled some secrets on
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Speaker 1: Good morning, Matthew.
Speaker 2: Hey, how are you?
Speaker 1: You just like cringed?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I always do when you say good morning. I
Speaker 2: don't know why, I just as I always say. It's
Speaker 2: a strange way to start a podcast. But I'll let
Speaker 2: you do whatever you'd like.
Speaker 1: Well, we can change it. What would you like to
Speaker 1: do instead? Now?
Speaker 2: Can't be bothered?
Speaker 1: Say good morning everyone, afternoon, evening, whatever time it is said.
Speaker 2: We are so excited because we've been nominated for a
Speaker 2: bloody award.
Speaker 1: We've been nominated for an Aria an Aria.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I heard that episode of us singing about
Speaker 2: dog poo and they went, well, give them the gold Logie.
Speaker 2: We are a finalist in the Radio Today Podcast Awards
Speaker 2: in the Society and Culture. What do you call that category?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, category.
Speaker 2: But we're also we're campaigning for the People's Choice Award
Speaker 2: in general because look, honestly, I've got no idea how
Speaker 2: it works. I've ever been nominated for anything in my life,
Speaker 2: and it is just an honor just to be nominated.
Speaker 1: Exactly right. But we're not even nominated. We're a finalist.
Speaker 1: I feel like that sounds better. Yeah, we're already there,
Speaker 1: like we're finalists.
Speaker 2: No, you're right, that does sound Yeah. It's all about
Speaker 2: how your word things, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly right. And because you're listening to this episode,
Speaker 1: you have signed a contract to say that you're going
Speaker 1: to go and vote for us, because like there's a
Speaker 1: people's choice vote that needs to be done by every
Speaker 1: single one of you, and.
Speaker 2: It needs to be done this week and try's closed,
Speaker 2: I think, but at the end of this week. So
Speaker 2: this is the only episode we can promote it in.
Speaker 2: So the link will be in the show notes for
Speaker 2: you scrollers, please go and at some point today and.
Speaker 1: It's in an alphabetical lord, right, you have to scroll
Speaker 1: down to so siting culture and then fine high strollers. Yes,
Speaker 1: So if you could all do that, we really appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And there's only all you need is a name
Speaker 2: and an email, and if you're someone like me who
Speaker 2: has seven emails.
Speaker 1: Just put any email on there. I also like that
Speaker 1: your thing that you said in your what's your chat
Speaker 1: called Darsdals.
Speaker 2: Yes, my broadcast channel on Insta.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you said if people have multiple emails that you
Speaker 1: wouldn't be mad if they like voted a couple of times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, exactly. Although there was a I got nominated
Speaker 2: or I sorry I was. I don't know what the
Speaker 2: terminology is, but I was up for an actor award
Speaker 2: a few years ago and I got on my stories
Speaker 2: and tell people to do that, and I think I
Speaker 2: was literally disqualified.
Speaker 1: So I didn't say that.
Speaker 2: Only allegedly, Yeah, allegedly allegedly, so we we're not telling
Speaker 2: you to do that. But also, if I had multiple emails,
Speaker 2: it may or may not be something that I would
Speaker 2: do to help out my favorite podcast. You know, but
Speaker 2: who knows.
Speaker 1: Have you ever won anything?
Speaker 2: I have never won any like awards when it's come
Speaker 2: to my work, like social media and stuff. Never been
Speaker 2: up for anything.
Speaker 1: I think, so about time, I feel like I feel
Speaker 1: like I both vote an award. I know, I know
Speaker 1: all of the hard work.
Speaker 2: I was just hoping for one of the like a
Speaker 2: legacy award or something at this point, you know, you know,
Speaker 2: when they just give someone an award for being in
Speaker 2: the industry for so low like long.
Speaker 1: Service leave kind of vibes. But in the creator world,
Speaker 1: yeah for sure.
Speaker 2: Have you ever won anything?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Well, good chat?
Speaker 1: No the most Well, okay, I'm got to give myself
Speaker 1: one little shout out as well, because I'm also nominated
Speaker 1: for an ACRA and what you just said reminded me.
Speaker 1: I'm nominated for an ACRA Award, which is like the
Speaker 1: Arias of the podcast and radio world, and I'm nominated
Speaker 1: for Best Talent. The only thing that I have best
Speaker 1: New Talent, me best talent, best new talent because I'm new.
Speaker 1: But the only thing that I have won in my
Speaker 1: life was my school talent quests.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, talent quests, Yeah, surely, but anyone could enter
Speaker 2: and you just basically did whatever you want it if
Speaker 2: you had like a special skill or you were a
Speaker 2: dancer or singer or whatever. Yep, yeah, I did a
Speaker 2: few of those as well. What did you do in yours?
Speaker 1: Well, I did dancing when I was in school. So
Speaker 1: I did dancing, and I did like solos, and then
Speaker 1: I did like group dance as well. But I had
Speaker 1: that much fucking confidence that I would then get up
Speaker 1: in front of the whole school and do either my
Speaker 1: solo like in front of the whole fucking school. Or
Speaker 1: I even did like our group dance in front of
Speaker 1: our school, and I so vividly remember one year we
Speaker 1: danced to Cartoon Heroes by Aqua we are the cartoon here?
Speaker 1: Do you know that's song? Yes, it's a fucking banger,
Speaker 1: by the way, and if you haven't listened.
Speaker 2: To it, and the same with younger boys, yes.
Speaker 1: And so I did our Cartoon Heroes dance and I
Speaker 1: had like a capon and like a leotard. But because
Speaker 1: it was a group dance like with you know, thirty
Speaker 1: kids or whatever, there was like one instrumental bit where
Speaker 1: it wasn't my part, like, and so I did this
Speaker 1: whole like three four minute routine in front of my school,
Speaker 1: but for about thirty to forty seconds there's this instrumental
Speaker 1: part in the song where I was crouched down and
Speaker 1: like the rest of the group was dancing. So I
Speaker 1: remember just staying crouched down for like thirty to forty
Speaker 1: seconds in front of my whole school. And they why,
Speaker 1: you wonder why because it was a dance from my
Speaker 1: dance school with like thirty other kids, but I performed
Speaker 1: it by myself. Does that make sense.
Speaker 2: Wait, so you've done You've done the group dance, yes,
Speaker 2: and in the little solo bit where you should be dancing,
Speaker 2: you've gone, I'm just gonna crouch out.
Speaker 1: No, because that wasn't my part in the big group dance.
Speaker 1: So I stayed like crouch down in a little ball.
Speaker 1: And there's this part of the song and it was
Speaker 1: where all these other people danced. Because that wasn't my part.
Speaker 1: I just stayed crouched and it's like thirty to forty seconds,
Speaker 1: and then I got off again. It kept going like,
Speaker 1: why didn't I just improvise in that thirty seconds?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: I stayed fucking crowd just like.
Speaker 2: Walk off stage for a second.
Speaker 1: I stayed fucking crouched down because that wasn't my part.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is so funny.
Speaker 1: But yeah, pretty sure. I took that one out. And
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't think I've ever lost the
Speaker 1: confidence ever since.
Speaker 2: Then. Wow, I think that.
Speaker 1: That was my confidence build up. The question teachers didn't go,
Speaker 1: are you all right? I crouched down?
Speaker 2: Hit.
Speaker 1: I want to show you the position that I did.
Speaker 2: Okay, she's showing me the position. She looks like she's
Speaker 2: about to start a running race. I did Talent Quest
Speaker 2: as well twice and I won both times. So the
Speaker 2: first time it was a little group performance with me
Speaker 2: and three or four friends in year three and we
Speaker 2: did a live rendition of the Wiggles to Chugger Chuggerrand Car.
Speaker 2: But we because me and my friends back then in
Speaker 2: primary school we used to just like make up songs
Speaker 2: and it was funny. Anyway. The point is we got
Speaker 2: a little group together, we thought let's do the Talent Quest.
Speaker 2: We did two too, and when we went to to
Speaker 2: we went Chugger Chugger and lifted out tits like It's
Speaker 2: hard to explain on a podcast, but we had our
Speaker 2: We had our school uniforms as well, tucked into our shirts.
Speaker 2: You know how you used to as a kid put
Speaker 2: your shirt around and make it into a bikini and
Speaker 2: you tuck it into itself, so you did.
Speaker 1: You had your tops like that.
Speaker 2: You had our tops like that in front of the
Speaker 2: whole school going to Chuger Chugger, lifting our tits up
Speaker 2: big Red Car. And then we did like hot Potato
Speaker 2: and I don't know, we'll just row and shit at
Speaker 2: each other on stage. We ended up winning, right, So
Speaker 2: then that gave me the confidence to do it the
Speaker 2: next year. Yeah, which then I decided to do Let's
Speaker 2: go above and beyond, and I decided to perform Don't
Speaker 2: Funk with My Heart, No No, by the Black Eyed Peas,
Speaker 2: and I decided to break dance.
Speaker 1: Fuck. I tell you what I wish that our parents,
Speaker 1: like I know, when we were kids, like some parents
Speaker 1: had video cameras, those old school things. But the thing
Speaker 1: that I'm most jealous of is like the kids that
Speaker 1: are growing up now, their parents are obviously got iPhones,
Speaker 1: everything's being videoed. Y. I would love to fucking look
Speaker 1: back on our talent quest and see us doing this embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Shit like I'd never break danced before in my life.
Speaker 2: I just I literally just put a bike helmet on
Speaker 2: and got on stage and started spinning on my head
Speaker 2: the best cycle to Don't Funk with My Heart for
Speaker 2: the full four and a half minutes.
Speaker 1: So all of you teachers out there, for all of
Speaker 1: your teachers out there, what I want to know is
Speaker 1: do talent quest still happen, And as the teachers do,
Speaker 1: you just pisce yourself the whole time, because here I
Speaker 1: was thinking talent quests were real, legit, like we were
Speaker 1: great talent and what we were doing was amazing. But
Speaker 1: surely it's just like a laughing stock for the teachers.
Speaker 1: Ply surely they're just pissing at you, spinning around on
Speaker 1: your head, Like why did I do that?
Speaker 2: Like? What in me made me go? You know what?
Speaker 2: I'm going to break down because.
Speaker 1: I feel like back then, as kids, we didn't have
Speaker 1: any fears of judgment.
Speaker 2: Yes, so true.
Speaker 1: We just had full confidence get up in front of
Speaker 1: the school, make a fool of ourselves.
Speaker 2: So true.
Speaker 1: We still do that online now though.
Speaker 2: So if you were to go into a talent quest today,
Speaker 2: what would your skill be? Like? Would you go tap
Speaker 2: dancing or what?
Speaker 1: See? Like I would want to say, yeah, but that's
Speaker 1: like embarrassing, right, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because now I've got that fear of embarrassment to go
Speaker 1: in a talent quest. Yeah, Like, yeah, I would want
Speaker 1: to say, would be tap dancing, But I feel like
Speaker 1: I'd have to do something more socially cool. What would
Speaker 1: you do like a comedy.
Speaker 2: As an Australian I meant to say as an adult.
Speaker 1: Or no, Now, if you had to go in one today.
Speaker 2: Today as me, I probably do drag. I think that
Speaker 2: people away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, be embarrassed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fair, fair, my god, Oh do you reckon when
Speaker 2: you have a child, you'll be putting them in I
Speaker 2: would put them in Bub's idol, In Bubb's idol. Yeah,
Speaker 2: my god. Remember that episode of kathin Kim everyone where
Speaker 2: Kim puts Epony, Raylene, Charlene, Cathleene, Charline, Day, Craig in
Speaker 2: Bub's idol. That's probably one of the best episodes of
Speaker 2: and Kim. Ever, if I'm honest.
Speaker 1: The nostalgia of seeing the shopping center as well.
Speaker 2: Yes, And you know what's so exciting when I was
Speaker 2: in Melbourne a few weeks ago is like driving past
Speaker 2: Fountain Gate and actually knowing it's like a real shopping center.
Speaker 1: See they knocked down the Kath and Kim house and
Speaker 1: now it's this big modern thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, how dare they? Like in what world? Was
Speaker 2: that a good idea? Because they could have like heritage
Speaker 2: listed that surely they could have.
Speaker 1: I would have came into a museum, right exactly. People
Speaker 1: would pay to go and walk through that house in
Speaker 1: an original condition.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure they did. When it was announced they
Speaker 2: were going to knock it down, they were like this
Speaker 2: is your last chance to come and see it, And
Speaker 2: you could pay and buy a ticket and walk through
Speaker 2: the house and take all the photos in the original
Speaker 2: you know, for seeing and that would have been so
Speaker 2: amazing to do. But yeah, if I owned that house,
Speaker 2: there's no way. It's like, I feel like we've spoken
Speaker 2: about this before. That lady who owns the Breaking Bad House,
Speaker 2: you know, the show Breaking Bad. Yeah, well the house
Speaker 2: that it's filmed at. There's just a regular lady who
Speaker 2: lives the same with Sarah Jessica Parkers, like Carrie Bradshaw's
Speaker 2: apartment in New York City, Like you live in the
Speaker 2: apartment where the show is filmed, Like you have bought
Speaker 2: that house, surely you know what you're signing up for.
Speaker 2: But then they get angry for people, like for fans
Speaker 2: coming and taking photos and like when I went to
Speaker 2: the Sex and the City steps in New York City,
Speaker 2: like it's all blocked off. It's like, do not trespass.
Speaker 2: This will be prosecuted, blah blah. But I'm like, then,
Speaker 2: don't buy the fucking apartment, your wanker, Like, go live
Speaker 2: somewhere else, like if you're buying the Breaking Bad House.
Speaker 2: And then she throws stuff at people and yells at
Speaker 2: people who come and take photos of the house, and
Speaker 2: it's like, but you've chosen to live there. Sorry.
Speaker 1: I feel the same about people that choose to live
Speaker 1: in like a area that has lots of pubs or something,
Speaker 1: or like a pub across the road, and then they
Speaker 1: fucking complain about noise. Yeah, like you're living across the
Speaker 1: road from a really busy pub.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: For people that live in town and just complain about
Speaker 1: like the noise from the bars and restaurants, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Leaving above restaurants, Yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Live above a nightclub and then all you do is
Speaker 2: complain about the noise from the night club. It's like,
Speaker 2: live somewhere else. I know we're in a housing crisis,
Speaker 2: and I know it's not that easy, but no, but
Speaker 2: what I'm saying is like, I think the breaking bad
Speaker 2: houses a little bit different. I don't think that lady's
Speaker 2: just renting. I think if and I think if she
Speaker 2: was renting, it would be much easier to move, surely,
Speaker 2: But I don't know. I'm so with you on that.
Speaker 2: Maybe we're the minority there, but but I'm like, I'm sorry, sorry,
Speaker 2: I've just done it again. Go ahead now say one
Speaker 2: last thing.
Speaker 1: Speaking of complaining, are people complaining neighbors? Oh yeah, we
Speaker 1: spoke about in the bonus episode, like my neighbors at
Speaker 1: the moment, they had another dig at aj literally just
Speaker 1: a couple of days ago. We got out the car
Speaker 1: at the front and I just like, hey, go mate,
Speaker 1: and he's like, yeah, i'd be verify. I got some sleep.
Speaker 2: Ah, get over.
Speaker 1: They heard the episode for sure.
Speaker 2: My god, can't wait to hear all the updates on
Speaker 2: your neighbors from hell. And make sure you go and
Speaker 2: listen to our close friend's episode if you haven't heard that,
Speaker 2: because it is a banger.
Speaker 1: Well let's get onto our royal flush of the week.
Speaker 1: But my royal flush, I mean it's I'm bending the
Speaker 1: rules as always. This is not something I saw on
Speaker 1: the internet, but it's something that I've posted about a
Speaker 1: lot on the internet. As you all know, I am
Speaker 1: obsessed with pink V Refresh. Oh yeah, this is not
Speaker 1: sponsored at all, but I'm still waiting for a sponsorship
Speaker 1: from V. But pink V sent us a custom pink
Speaker 1: V fridge and filled it to the brim and it's
Speaker 1: in our warehouse.
Speaker 2: You're joken, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Pink like the whole thing. We're obviously going to make
Speaker 1: keeps of content about it. So that's my royal flush.
Speaker 1: Not that it has come from the internet, but it
Speaker 1: has because I've posted about pink V enough that they
Speaker 1: have sent us our own pink V fridge.
Speaker 2: I'm so jealous.
Speaker 1: And apparently I don't. Apparently I was meant to and
Speaker 1: I forgot because they come out with a new purple
Speaker 1: flavor yet to try, but apparently they're going to keep refilling.
Speaker 2: It for us. Ah. Well, I'm getting a job at Fate.
Speaker 2: Like seriously, every time I go to Corles to do
Speaker 2: the groceries, I check because sometimes to give you if
Speaker 2: you do love the pink fee like we do. They
Speaker 2: have the little four packs now, they're like eleven or
Speaker 2: something dollars. Usually they go and sale so often half
Speaker 2: price get them for five fifty So four of them
Speaker 2: for five fifties. What do the math? Someone? That's what
Speaker 2: a dollar fifty ish for one can?
Speaker 1: It's basically fruit.
Speaker 2: That's a steal. They're the little mini cans. But that's
Speaker 2: all I need. I can't do the big cans.
Speaker 1: The only reason why I drink a big can is
Speaker 1: like if i'm having to drink of anything, I want
Speaker 1: it to last as long as it can. Like if
Speaker 1: I drink the little Mini two hundred and fifty mil one,
Speaker 1: it's like three SIPs and it's gone. Yeah, Well, I
Speaker 1: want to like savor it and like sip on it
Speaker 1: for an hour. That's the only reason why I like
Speaker 1: the big one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fair, I actually drink it for the energy. So
Speaker 2: that's it's where we're different. You're just drinking for fun.
Speaker 1: Same if I get like fast food, I always get
Speaker 1: the large because I want, like the coke at the
Speaker 1: end to last. Yeah, applies for v I want it
Speaker 1: to laugh.
Speaker 2: Because you need the large when you get fast food
Speaker 2: because youve got to have a couple sits beforehand, then
Speaker 2: sit dur ring. Then you've got to enjoy it afterwards
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: That's a good question. Actually, in what order do you eat, Like,
Speaker 1: let's say you're getting fries, burger, drink. What is your method?
Speaker 2: Always have a sip, first zip of the drink, a
Speaker 2: couple of chips obviously because they're easy to get in, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then burger and then back to chips to finish.
Speaker 1: Would say, I'm just saying, yeah, I'm the same do you, reckon?
Speaker 1: That's the way everyone does.
Speaker 2: It, surely, Like who eats all of their chips and
Speaker 2: then finishes with a burger? That is psychotic?
Speaker 1: But what if you also got some nuggets?
Speaker 2: Like, what have you got? Burger?
Speaker 1: Nuggets, chips and a drink?
Speaker 2: Nuggets are between burger and drink? Okay, yeah, because nuggets
Speaker 2: aren't a priority to me, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 2: not a priority. I feel nuggets are really nice. I'm
Speaker 2: also one of those gross people who will just stack
Speaker 2: the burger with nuggets and chips as well and just
Speaker 2: make it one big bonanza.
Speaker 1: Of See, I've never tried chips on a burger. You
Speaker 1: I've never You've never put never put chips on a.
Speaker 2: Burg I'm getting up the delivery app, so we've got to.
Speaker 1: I can imagine it's good your jargon. I've just never
Speaker 1: tried to see everyone doing all the time. It's never
Speaker 1: tried it.
Speaker 2: Random little tidbit for you. Eat your burger's upside down,
Speaker 2: you reckon, It's been kidding, I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 1: It changes everything because is the meat on the top normally.
Speaker 2: No, the meat is usually on the bottom. Okay, so
Speaker 2: if you flip it upside down, then the meat's on
Speaker 2: the top right, So letting you all know that eating
Speaker 2: your burger's upside down. I don't know what it does. Well,
Speaker 2: I do know what it does. I've read about it before.
Speaker 2: It's the same as like cutting a sandwich diagonally as
Speaker 2: opposed to straight across. Apparently it distributes the flavors more
Speaker 2: evenly if it's diagonally or something stupid, and they hit
Speaker 2: your taste buds differently. So turning the burger upside down
Speaker 2: means that the flavors hit your taste buds in a
Speaker 2: different way, giving you a different experience. So maybe some
Speaker 2: people might not like it as much, but god, I
Speaker 2: just eat all my burger's upside down and I wouldn't
Speaker 2: have it any other way. No matter where it's from,
Speaker 2: it's always upside down.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try it.
Speaker 2: Okay, good, Well, I have a reverse.
Speaker 1: Why can't we talk?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I'm really struggling today, and look,
Speaker 2: I have a reverse royal flush for you. So I'm
Speaker 2: breaking the rules as well, because you do it every
Speaker 2: bloody week and I try and stick. I'm a rule follower,
Speaker 2: but this week I saw something that I couldn't let slip,
Speaker 2: and I wanted to talk about it in this episode,
Speaker 2: but I didn't know where I'd be able to put it.
Speaker 2: So I thought I'd do it in my Royal flush,
Speaker 2: but flip it on its head and call it a
Speaker 2: reverse Royal flush, which means, this is the worst thing
Speaker 2: I've seen on the Internet this week, and that is
Speaker 2: none other than miss Nicki Webster. Shout out to Nicki Webster,
Speaker 2: friend of the podcast. Hello, Darlan, how are you? My
Speaker 2: god love? Nicki Webster? Did you know I went to
Speaker 2: the Sydney judous An opening ceremony with my dad and
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure, well the tickets that dad got, which
Speaker 2: this is back in obviously two thousand, so you know, inflation, baby, inflation.
Speaker 2: But back then, I'm pretty sure he told me that
Speaker 2: the tickets cost three thousand dollars together to go to
Speaker 2: the Olympics. Yeah, so they were fifteen hundred dollars each.
Speaker 2: But that's back into two thousand, So now I don't
Speaker 2: know how much that would be with inflation, but they'd
Speaker 2: be so much more expensive. Yeah, to like sit in
Speaker 2: the stadium was so well, you can imagine everyone in
Speaker 2: the world like who cares about the Olympics. Wants to go.
Speaker 1: I learned something about the Olympics last night. I've obviously
Speaker 1: never been. But what I didn't know is I was
Speaker 1: watching my friend's story on Instagram, who's currently over like
Speaker 1: to watch some of the Olympics. I didn't realize that
Speaker 1: all the games aren't like close to each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like they are hours in different directions. Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 2: The most obvious one for me is the is the
Speaker 2: surfing obviously that but what surfing in France? No, I
Speaker 2: get that.
Speaker 1: But like he was going to watch the soccer, yeah,
Speaker 1: and he's like, I'm going to watch the soccer today,
Speaker 1: but he didn't realize it's a four hour drive like
Speaker 1: out of that area in somewhere completely different. And then
Speaker 1: he was on his story saying what the fuck because
Speaker 1: he was like me and a student was all kind
Speaker 1: of in one city or something.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah for the moment, like because you look at Sydney,
Speaker 2: well we have Olympic Park.
Speaker 1: No, but then he asked on his story like am
Speaker 1: I dumb? Or we're all all the Olympics like this,
Speaker 1: And then people were saying apparently when we did have
Speaker 1: the Olympics here, like yeah, it was in Sydney, but
Speaker 1: then there were some games in Brisbane.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: I thought it was all in one spot. No, you
Speaker 1: learn something new every day.
Speaker 2: I know it was spread out, but maybe I didn't
Speaker 2: know it was spread out to that extent like four
Speaker 2: hour drive. Yes, yeah, no, I do remember there being
Speaker 2: Brisbane things and whatnot, and yeah.
Speaker 1: There you go. I thought it was all in one
Speaker 1: fucking spot.
Speaker 2: Can I just say something with my whole chest right now? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I couldn't give a fuck about the Olympics, sorry, like,
Speaker 2: and you know what it's It makes me feel like
Speaker 2: a shit person, Like I like, I look at myself
Speaker 2: and I go, am I an asshole for not giving
Speaker 2: a shit about? But I'm being honest with you. I
Speaker 2: can't think of anything worse than sitting down and giving
Speaker 2: a shit about the Olympics. Now. The opening closing ceremonies, sure,
Speaker 2: camp fun, oh my god, lovely love it, But the
Speaker 2: actual I couldn't give a shit how many gold medals
Speaker 2: Australia wins. Couldn't give a shit who takes out the
Speaker 2: crown or whatever happens. I don't care about watching any
Speaker 2: of the well, I mean, although I do love the
Speaker 2: ribbon twirling. I will say the ribbon towiling no, because
Speaker 2: that's been coming up there.
Speaker 1: Like looks so fucking easy.
Speaker 2: It's been coming up on the for you page. The
Speaker 2: ribbon twirling. It's actually so much more than just standing
Speaker 2: there and twirling a ribbon. They've got full choreographed dance
Speaker 2: routines where they're catching the stick in between their legs
Speaker 2: as they do a cartwheel. Like it's insane how good
Speaker 2: the ribbon twirlers are and just so like majestic to watch.
Speaker 2: So I do love that. And obviously I love the diving.
Speaker 2: I mean, hello, the men's diving specifically, Oh, I can't
Speaker 2: get enough of that. Shout out to friend of the
Speaker 2: friend of the show, Tom Daily, I mean, and thank
Speaker 2: you Tom Daily. For me is like the zac Efron
Speaker 2: how as he gets older he like grows his time daily.
Speaker 2: Oh I don't have the time, darling, who is it?
Speaker 2: Get up a photo for we go Google girl please.
Speaker 2: But he's a diver from the UK and anyway, he's
Speaker 2: just really hot and he's gay. And basically when I
Speaker 2: was younger and he was younger, he was like my crush.
Speaker 2: And then as he's gotten older, he's like retained, like
Speaker 2: the way that my taste is changing, if that makes sense.
Speaker 2: Similar to zac Efron, like when we were young, like
Speaker 2: he was like so hot.
Speaker 1: And oh yeah there's him when he was a child,
Speaker 1: and I can get how you would have a little
Speaker 1: crush on him when you were a kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then then he came out as gay and
Speaker 2: I was like, well, this is my moment, and it's
Speaker 2: my moment. And of course that hasn't worked out, but
Speaker 2: that's fine, very happy regardless. But yeah, I love the
Speaker 2: men's dart. Oh look at all these photos on Google.
Speaker 2: I mean, Brittany, I mean hello, not that one I'm
Speaker 2: getting look at that. Oh oh.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of respect for people who's brought
Speaker 1: around like I'm like chiseled like that. Yeah, Like what
Speaker 1: kind of life are you living where you can be
Speaker 1: like sculpted?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What kind of diety are you doing? What is your
Speaker 1: fucking workout routine? Like how do people have bodies that
Speaker 1: are literally chiseled?
Speaker 2: I don't know. We don't have the time to go in. Sorry, Okay,
Speaker 2: We're gonna have to get rid of this off Google
Speaker 2: because I'm distracted by tom Day.
Speaker 1: Now that's his husband.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which I mean lovely happy for them, but I
Speaker 2: think you know, he would have been better off with
Speaker 2: me anyway. No, so anyway, when was when was I
Speaker 2: going with this?
Speaker 1: You don't give a fuck about the elders, I don't.
Speaker 2: Give a fuck about the lyemenities, and like and it
Speaker 2: sport is your passion. I love that for you. And
Speaker 2: if you I'm so happy that you are so proud
Speaker 2: and you've worked your whole life to get there, like, oh, command,
Speaker 2: I commend you for that. Like I'm not saying that.
Speaker 2: I don't want you to twist my words. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: I couldn't give a fuck about the Olympics. I couldn't
Speaker 2: unless it's Lady Gaga, which whose performance was top tier
Speaker 2: just so fun that Remember how I've had to explain
Speaker 2: what camp is on the podcast before. Lady Gaga's performance
Speaker 2: at the Paris opening ceremony was the definition of camp.
Speaker 1: When I saw it, I didn't watch it because obviously
Speaker 1: it was at like two am or whatever, but then
Speaker 1: I woke up and saw all bits of it. As
Speaker 1: soon as I saw it, all I thought, Matt is
Speaker 1: going to say, this is so camp, And then I
Speaker 1: said to AJ, this is Camp's like what's that camping?
Speaker 1: But I knew as soon as I saw it all
Speaker 1: We'll tell you. I did see a lot of people saying,
Speaker 1: and there was speculation, you know, how they did the
Speaker 1: can can dance, the Mulan rouge dances, and how they
Speaker 1: were all out of time. Yes, And then I saw
Speaker 1: people on Reddit they reckon it was like a sound
Speaker 1: issue and that they all couldn't hear.
Speaker 2: No, I know the answer. What So I saw a
Speaker 2: video from one of the dances on TikTok so Yes,
Speaker 2: if you didn't see they were doing the can can,
Speaker 2: but everyone was out of time. People weren't lifting their
Speaker 2: legs all the way up.
Speaker 1: These are the more one rouge dances, Like they shut
Speaker 1: the mull On rouge to do this dance.
Speaker 2: So it was raining and the ground was so slippery
Speaker 2: that if they kicked higher, they may have fallen out
Speaker 2: from underneath themselves. So they didn't want to slip over
Speaker 2: because one of Lady Gaga's dances slipped over. Yeah, So
Speaker 2: they looked atro shous.
Speaker 1: They looked like they were all freaking out.
Speaker 2: Out of time. It looked like a first rehearsal and
Speaker 2: none of them had ever met before. It was it
Speaker 2: was a mess. It was a mess.
Speaker 1: Oh, they would have felt so bad. I feel bad
Speaker 1: for them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel bad for them too. But then they
Speaker 2: explained that the ground was so wet that they couldn't
Speaker 2: do their high kicks because if they, they would have
Speaker 2: had a moment like me in your house, baby.
Speaker 1: Smack bang through the floor.
Speaker 2: They winded themselves, landed on the car and all the
Speaker 2: fake samples in the garage.
Speaker 1: I feel bad for them. Surely they should have had
Speaker 1: like a backup routine if the ground was wet, Like
Speaker 1: were they not looking at the fucking weather?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Then I've done more like a one where their legs
Speaker 1: don't leave the ground is off it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And you know what else? Was camp Celene Dion
Speaker 2: performing on the Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 1: I know that is that was very emotional.
Speaker 2: Oh, one of the most incredible things I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've really went all out, Like what the fuck here?
Speaker 1: I was picturing it in one stadium and it's just
Speaker 1: like all the teams walking through. Yeah, it's like across
Speaker 1: the whole city. Yeah, how did they orchestrate that?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I well, I love that. I
Speaker 2: didn't really watch too closely obviously, but were all the countries.
Speaker 2: They were all going down the like river what's it
Speaker 2: called in like a boat seen sign or something? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know, but they were all going down. I
Speaker 2: really loved that aspect of it. Yeah, I think you
Speaker 2: just do what you what you can with.
Speaker 1: What they have rehearsed that like, how do you rehearse
Speaker 1: something that big?
Speaker 2: I did see Lady Gaga rehearsals for Oh. I guess
Speaker 2: individual performances were rehearsed, but maybe like the thing as
Speaker 2: the whole probably wasn't. But yeah, I think it was
Speaker 2: just one of the most chaotic and random and full
Speaker 2: of opening ceremonies I think ever. But that's France, isn't
Speaker 2: it so full on? So wild? But anyway, this is
Speaker 2: my reverse royal flush and we're meant to be talking
Speaker 2: about Nicki Webstu. I've gone on a huge tangent here people.
Speaker 2: Nicki Webster, Right, she's my reverse Royal flush of the week.
Speaker 2: Worst thing I've seen on the internet. Poor thing. I
Speaker 2: feel bad because she's a national treasure, isn't she She's
Speaker 2: a national treasure? Obviously, that's what I was saying. I
Speaker 2: got to see her actually do her, you know, big
Speaker 2: performance at the Sydney two thousand Olympics opening ceremony. I
Speaker 2: got to see that in person. I will never forget,
Speaker 2: Like in my brain, I can so clearly picture me
Speaker 2: sitting in that stadium and seeing her fly around the
Speaker 2: stadium on those strings. And of course, as like I
Speaker 2: think I was like five at the time or something
Speaker 2: like that, I was like, you know, I didn't know
Speaker 2: she was on strings. I just thought she was flying,
Speaker 2: you know, so magical, absolutely magical, beautiful Central Coast girl.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure she got dance studio up there. I'm
Speaker 2: pretty sure. Yeah, I think so. And I used to
Speaker 2: see her at a Air and a Coles all the
Speaker 2: time doing a shopping when I was living up there.
Speaker 2: But anyway, that's beyond the point. I'm trying to just
Speaker 2: buffer this and say, Nicki Webster, I actually love you.
Speaker 2: You're gorgeous, But what the fuck was that performance on
Speaker 2: play School or whatever you were doing earlier this week?
Speaker 2: I mean, she sung absolutely everybody with like a choir
Speaker 2: of some sort. If you, producer, Hannah, will we be
Speaker 2: able to play some of the some of it, just
Speaker 2: so our scrollers can really get the vibe.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, absolutely absolutely everybody and every girl. Absolutely everybody, absolutely.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, Look, it's not so much like the voice,
Speaker 2: Like the voice is not what I'm talking about. It's
Speaker 2: just the entire ensemble in general. First of all, I
Speaker 2: feel like the orchestra because it sounds live, like like
Speaker 2: like a bit out of time. They're a bit out
Speaker 2: of time. She's a bit fast, then she's a bit slow,
Speaker 2: then the choir is a bit off. Then Big Ted
Speaker 2: and Humpty Dumpty aren't looking RADI yeah, like the camera
Speaker 2: cuts to them. What are they doing? They're not putting
Speaker 2: any effity.
Speaker 1: In either's Oh there's Little Ted and Humpty and Big Ted.
Speaker 2: They're just sitting there, not pulling their way there. They're pathetic,
Speaker 2: up pathetic.
Speaker 1: What's the cat's name?
Speaker 2: I can't remember. Most everyone just looks like they've been
Speaker 2: forced at gunpoint to stand there and see this bloody song.
Speaker 2: And Nicky Webbs is doing her best. But my god,
Speaker 2: I just actually watched it.
Speaker 1: Just strawberry kisses, like it would make more sense from
Speaker 1: high school.
Speaker 2: It's the Olympics, babe.
Speaker 1: Yeah fuck so Vanessa Adam Rossie, if they're going to
Speaker 1: sing that.
Speaker 2: Song, well yeah so, I think absolutely everybody was like
Speaker 2: the Olympic anthem of Sydney, so this week beating the Olympics.
Speaker 2: I think Vanessa's over in La Did you know? Fun
Speaker 2: fact four you is a fun fact for you everyone.
Speaker 2: I was actually when I remember I was doing my
Speaker 2: Driving With series, we actually contacted Vanessa and Rossi to
Speaker 2: do driving with and she, or at least her team
Speaker 2: was soon on board to do it, and we almost
Speaker 2: had it, and then the dates wouldn't like line up,
Speaker 2: and she really wasn't gonna cost that much either for
Speaker 2: us to have her on the Australian She is Australian,
Speaker 2: but she lives well at the time, she was La based.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure. I'm sure I've told this before as well.
Speaker 2: But we also had Kylie Minogue's team on board, but
Speaker 2: then that didn't never eventuate it either, and that was
Speaker 2: going to cust a lot more money. But I was
Speaker 2: like Weakarli and Ogue in the series. But yeah, that
Speaker 2: second one that we did, because remember that was like
Speaker 2: a sponsored thing, so we were like, well, we've got
Speaker 2: this budget, let's let's go hard or go home. We
Speaker 2: asked everyone. Kyle san Lance he turned me down straight away.
Speaker 1: A good thing.
Speaker 2: Um, Oh, we tried him for Drag It Out as
Speaker 2: well as well as Kyl Stefanovic. Both of them nil
Speaker 2: interest in being in drag They were like, no way.
Speaker 2: So yeah, we almost had Vanessa am Rossi but that
Speaker 2: didn't work out. But that's okay. Maybe next time I'll
Speaker 2: ask Nicki Webster, I'll just say I'll just say no
Speaker 2: singing car, no bloody love her. I feel bad, but
Speaker 2: like bloody love her. But I just was like, that's
Speaker 2: gotta be the worst thing. And I mean the comments,
Speaker 2: you can imagine, poor thing.
Speaker 1: What are some of the comments. I've got it here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just have a look please, Like one is, why.
Speaker 1: Didn't they just get Vanessa ame Rossi to sing it?
Speaker 1: This is giving drunken karaoke song.
Speaker 2: Along sing along?
Speaker 1: I think that yah that says song along. Someone said,
Speaker 1: oh dear. A lot of comments saying it's giving karaoke.
Speaker 1: It's giving karaoke like when you've had ten drinks at
Speaker 1: the pub, like that's what it's giving. And then the
Speaker 1: toys are there, like it's just.
Speaker 2: It's a lot. Jemima, where's Jami? That's conspiracy theory. Jemima's
Speaker 2: where's Jemima place? I want her Nikki kicked Jemima out
Speaker 2: to sing this bloody song.
Speaker 1: I love them. I remember the toys from fucking play School,
Speaker 1: and I wonder if they're the original toys or if
Speaker 1: they've had to like replace them over the years.
Speaker 2: Surely replaced.
Speaker 1: The original ones are like I think someone had I.
Speaker 2: Think they're they're there, but they're just like not on set.
Speaker 1: There's a bear in there and there are people with you.
Speaker 2: Wow, what a banger. And I always chose. I always
Speaker 2: chose the arch window. Yeah, that was mate, because you
Speaker 2: know what, everything else was a bit plain.
Speaker 1: I had to go the different one.
Speaker 2: I had to go the different one. I had to
Speaker 2: go the gay one. The arch window is arguably the
Speaker 2: l G B t Q I A plus icon of
Speaker 2: play School.
Speaker 1: Pretty sure what else? Little too? I worked out that
Speaker 1: you could tell what one it was going to be.
Speaker 1: I don't remember exactly how, but I remember figuring out
Speaker 1: the formula and knowing what it was going to be.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, but I don't remember now because I haven't
Speaker 1: watched it forever, but I think I could always tell
Speaker 1: depending on something that happened. I think I used to
Speaker 1: always want to pick the diamond.
Speaker 2: One, the diamond one, yeah, I don't remember a diamond. One.
Speaker 1: Wasn't it square round arch diamond?
Speaker 2: I swear I think there were only three.
Speaker 1: No, there was definitely a diamond.
Speaker 2: I swear is this a Mandela effect? Because I don't
Speaker 2: think there was a diamond. There was a clock with
Speaker 2: a slide as well. Do you remember that there was
Speaker 2: a clock and it had a slide.
Speaker 1: And the clock would go round and would something come down?
Speaker 1: Something you'd come down, like a prison, a prize.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I remember so many things from play School?
Speaker 2: What else? See? Nony was my Iconni and Monica as well,
Speaker 2: and Simon. My my mum made us. Back in the day,
Speaker 2: they had this like kids like big festival sort of
Speaker 2: where like Nickelodeon Stars and play School stars and everything.
Speaker 2: It was like Comic Con but for kids shows. And
Speaker 2: my mum took me and we lined up for ours
Speaker 2: to just meet Monica And by the time we got there,
Speaker 2: I was so excited to see Monica from play School.
Speaker 2: By the time we got there, I was asleep in
Speaker 2: the pram and my mom was like, I'm not whacking
Speaker 2: it up. So there's just a photo of me asleep
Speaker 2: next to Monica and she's crashed down next to the
Speaker 2: frame smiling and I'm just fast asleep in the pram
Speaker 2: oussie culture. What a vibe? What if vibe? Well?
Speaker 1: In reality TV news, there's a new reality TV show
Speaker 1: coming to Australia, And every time I hear those words,
Speaker 1: I shudder, Yeah, because I feel like Australia never gets
Speaker 1: it right with every fucking reality show. Noah offense and.
Speaker 2: I don't understand why.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. Are we not dramatic
Speaker 1: enough to have a good reality show? But I feel
Speaker 1: like every time I watched a UK or an American
Speaker 1: reality show, which, by the way, I've been watching Selling
Speaker 1: the OC and I'm getting more and more into that
Speaker 1: whole series, like it's gotten me hooked.
Speaker 2: After which you're going to rebrand to a real estate agent.
Speaker 2: I reckon, because this is what you do. You find
Speaker 2: something that you like, then you just watch all the
Speaker 2: things about then you research it more and suddenly you've
Speaker 2: got your own property real estate grew Yeah, yeah, watch
Speaker 2: this space.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I've been watching that and they're just the drama
Speaker 1: is just on another level, almost to the point where
Speaker 1: it seems like a joke. Like the way that they argue.
Speaker 1: I can't ever see Ossie's doing that. Ages ago we
Speaker 1: spoke about how I couldn't see Australians ever doing Love
Speaker 1: is Blind because I think we're too laid back to
Speaker 1: ever do something like that. So maybe that's why Ozzie.
Speaker 1: Reality shows just are never the same, because maybe it's
Speaker 1: our laid backness, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that why? For any of you who haven't seen it,
Speaker 1: the show is called Maide in Bondye, so it's like
Speaker 1: The Maid in Chelsea, those kinds of shows essentially just
Speaker 1: like hot People of BONDI. I don't know what they're
Speaker 1: going to be doing. I've never watched Made in Chelsea,
Speaker 1: have you? No? Is it just following their lives and
Speaker 1: them going out for dinner and drinks and parties and events.
Speaker 2: I think, well, I'm going to assume so, because I've
Speaker 2: never really watched it. The only one I've watched that
Speaker 2: similar is the only way is Essex, which is almost
Speaker 2: a little worse because it's like half scripted, so they
Speaker 2: it's meant to be real, but also some things are
Speaker 2: very which I don't know if that's a UK thing
Speaker 2: where they have to like just disclose that it's not
Speaker 2: say that it's not yea. At the start of the episode,
Speaker 2: it's like some of these there's a discus, right, I
Speaker 2: don't know what it says, but it comes up and
Speaker 2: it says like this is this is a partly a
Speaker 2: work of fiction and also truth as well.
Speaker 1: It might be a UK law that they have to stay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe so not like you know, your Geordie Shores
Speaker 2: where it was just all real like made in.
Speaker 1: Show back in wee day what's it called?
Speaker 2: The Only Way is Essex? Sorry? Yeah, is like Kardashians
Speaker 2: kind of, but you can tell that the some of
Speaker 2: the conversations are really forced and scripted. Yeah, but anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Jordie Shaw amazing. And remember when they all came to Australia.
Speaker 2: I was going to all the clubs to meet him.
Speaker 2: I was going to the ARV, I was going to
Speaker 2: Woodport on the Central Coast. I was meeting Gary B.
Speaker 2: No it was his name, yeah, Gary B.
Speaker 1: Gary, Gary Dozzuza Charlotte's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the parsnip penis.
Speaker 1: What did she call him? Passnip penis?
Speaker 2: Does it look like a parsnip?
Speaker 1: TV was just different back then, wasn't it. I know,
Speaker 1: it was just so rogue didn't she always wet the bed.
Speaker 2: I can't remember. Jordi Shaw feels like a fever dream
Speaker 2: to me, like I watched the entire thing and I
Speaker 2: cannot remember and remember waiting each week and all anyone
Speaker 2: at school would talk about was Jordi Shaw for the
Speaker 2: whole week. We'd all wait for the next episode, and
Speaker 2: then we'd all get to school the next day, because
Speaker 2: back then there was not much communication on wine after school.
Speaker 2: It's not like you would jumping on MSN to tell
Speaker 2: people about Jordi Shaw, but you'd get to school the
Speaker 2: next day. I watched the episode last night. Yeah, but anyway,
Speaker 2: made in Bondai who asked for this.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Yeah, I think I'm gonna commit to watching it
Speaker 1: when it comes out. I think it launches in August. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going to commit to watching it because I want
Speaker 1: to see.
Speaker 2: What the go is. Yeah, and I think that may
Speaker 2: have been what Channel seven was going for here, because sorry,
Speaker 2: but out of everywhere you could have put this show,
Speaker 2: Channel seventh seems like a rogue place to put it.
Speaker 2: For me personally, I just think it would have been
Speaker 2: like more suited to a Netflix like Byron Bays or
Speaker 2: Amazon Prime or something like that, even like, hey, you
Speaker 2: could have done it, yeah, because they do a lot
Speaker 2: of reality TV. But yeah, I don't know made in Bondai.
Speaker 2: I just went out of every reality show we could
Speaker 2: have made in Australia. Who asked for this one of
Speaker 2: the most I don't want to piss up the Bondai people,
Speaker 2: but sorry, you know, like it's not that interesting? Is
Speaker 2: that it's not interesting? I don't want to talk. I
Speaker 2: don't want to know about people from Bondai. Give me
Speaker 2: people from fucking Griffith, you know what I mean, Give
Speaker 2: me people from Orange. I want made in Orange, I
Speaker 2: want made in ba I want made in Woodonga. I
Speaker 2: want made in Adelaide. That's got a nice ring to it,
Speaker 2: you know, in Adelaide, Aide in BONDI and I feel
Speaker 2: like we've had this before similar remember the Shire, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that show The Shier, which was very the only way
Speaker 2: is Essex in the sense that it was definitely forced
Speaker 2: and not scriptured. But I guess like they were like, Okay,
Speaker 2: you're gonna go.
Speaker 1: In here today, I'm going to go and talk about
Speaker 1: this topic.
Speaker 2: Yes exactly. So I think the problem is as well
Speaker 2: as the first season is always going to be the
Speaker 2: worst season.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then if it doesn't make it, I feel
Speaker 1: like then they're never gonna get the opportunity to make
Speaker 1: it better because we'll just flop and they'll be like
Speaker 1: cut it exactly.
Speaker 2: That's like Byron Bays, I feel. I feel Barron Bays.
Speaker 2: The first season was like, uh, but like if they
Speaker 2: really took on people's feedback and made it a good show,
Speaker 2: like it could have been really good, but it was
Speaker 2: just like really fucking rogue. I think it's jarring as
Speaker 2: well because we're so used to watching reality TV from America.
Speaker 2: Yeah that then hearing our Australian accents in a reality.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, although I will say Real Housewives of Melbourne is
Speaker 2: it good, is probably, in my opinion, the best reality
Speaker 2: show Australia has produced. Real Housewives of Melbourne hit the
Speaker 2: nail on the head. Real Housewives of Sydney was real
Speaker 2: good the first season. The last season that came out. Oh,
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I watched it all. Yes,
Speaker 2: I did, No, I did. Yeah, it was all right.
Speaker 2: I think Real Housewives know what they're doing, so I've
Speaker 2: been really happy with that. As a reality it's.
Speaker 1: The same like franchise like the one that's filmed in Australia.
Speaker 1: Is it connected to the American one.
Speaker 2: No, the only one that's connected to America that's outside
Speaker 2: of America is Dubai. So Bravo does Dubai, but anywhere
Speaker 2: else in the world is independent. Obviously they need to
Speaker 2: get the licensing and everything like that from Bravo and
Speaker 2: they know about it. But yeah, Andy Cohenen, that whole
Speaker 2: team has nothing to do with the Australian one. I'm
Speaker 2: pretty sure Australia is Matchbox Productions, which is just an
Speaker 2: Australian company and then they sold they sell it to
Speaker 2: Foxtail or Binge or whoever wants to do it now.
Speaker 2: And yeah, I can definitely say Real Housewives of both
Speaker 2: Melbourne and Sydney you might have to watch one fabulous.
Speaker 2: I'll start with Melbourne. I mean, you've got your Gina Liano's,
Speaker 2: your Janets, your Lydia's, your Jackies, I mean, seriously, okay,
Speaker 2: your petty flours, You've got your Gambles, Love, You've got
Speaker 2: your gambles, You've got your cheekers Cheeker doesn't stick around though,
Speaker 2: poor thing miss her. Who else do you got? I
Speaker 2: even loved Venus. I love Venus. Okay, this is a
Speaker 2: niche for all my real Housewives of Melbourne people. I
Speaker 2: love when they're when in the season with Sally, one
Speaker 2: of my favorite quotes of Melbourne is when Gina goes,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna hang with Sally. She can go fuck herself.
Speaker 2: But she's grieving at the moment, so I do feel
Speaker 2: sorry for her. And then Venus goes, know, when I
Speaker 2: was in high school, the boys actually stole my lunch
Speaker 2: box and they actually shot in my lunch box. And
Speaker 2: Gina goes, all right, Venus, well, that's a bit further
Speaker 2: than Sally's gone. That's my favorite favorite quote. There's so
Speaker 2: many good quotes. Janet does this thing where she's like
Speaker 2: everyone in Melbourne everyone. So I'm in Melbourne a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks ago. I'm on the dance floor in the
Speaker 2: middle of brat night at Puffed Off In there's a
Speaker 2: very niche content again in the middle of Melbourne. It's
Speaker 2: like four o'clock in the morning and this song comes
Speaker 2: on and I'm going on the middle of the dance well,
Speaker 2: everyone in Malvin everyone like Jennet and like It's just
Speaker 2: one of those things where if you know, you know,
Speaker 2: and if you don't, you don't.
Speaker 1: I think I feel like with Aussie's like we are
Speaker 1: so iconic and the one liners that we do spit
Speaker 1: out are amazing. So I feel like the fact that
Speaker 1: we kind of flop on reality TV it's like such
Speaker 1: a missed opportunity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you know I filmed earity show before we
Speaker 2: filmed a pilot episode never went anywhere. Oh yeah, with
Speaker 2: a network. I won't disclosed switch network, but surely I've
Speaker 2: spoken about this before, but it might have been somewhere
Speaker 2: else on the internet. But we filmed an episode of
Speaker 2: this reality show and we were a certain network in
Speaker 2: Australia was going to pick it up, and it was
Speaker 2: between us and a few other people, and then they
Speaker 2: it got down to us and one other reality show.
Speaker 2: But the other reality show ended up putting quite a
Speaker 2: few hundred thousand dollars forward to put into the budget,
Speaker 2: whereas I was like, I don't know money, babes, So
Speaker 2: they went with them because they could like put more
Speaker 2: of an investment in. But we filmed this whole episode.
Speaker 2: The episode is one of the best things I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: I am convinced. Yeah, I'm convinced that it's. So it's
Speaker 2: from the day of the ARIA Awards the second time,
Speaker 2: when I wore the little hot pants on the ARIA
Speaker 2: Awards red carpet that day. So basically the show was
Speaker 2: a few different influencers and each episode they followed a
Speaker 2: different person, and I was the pilot episode, so they
Speaker 2: followed me for the first one and I'm I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's because it's just me, but I'm obsessed.
Speaker 2: I'm like this, this would be the number one to
Speaker 2: show me in Australia if it was if it went anywhere,
Speaker 2: because it's iconic. So it follows me the entire day
Speaker 2: and all the fucking stress and all the fucking this
Speaker 2: that and everything, and the producers of the show I
Speaker 2: like switched on after the fact of like how they
Speaker 2: make you feel. I remember one of the producers coming
Speaker 2: up to me and I've put my outfit on, which
Speaker 2: I feel a million bucks in might is amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the hot pants and the jacket and the chains and
Speaker 2: the glitter and the diamonds and everything, and she comes in.
Speaker 2: The producer comes in and goes, oh, is that what
Speaker 2: you're weiring? And instantly my whole world has like crushed
Speaker 2: around me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, expecting you to wear a
Speaker 1: fucking tuxedo.
Speaker 2: No, she said that to piss me off, so that
Speaker 2: then there's drama in the show. So then I get
Speaker 2: I get real fucking angry, and I'm like, it's it's
Speaker 2: actually so funny. I was even smoking Siggy's at the time.
Speaker 2: I was a full time smoker. So there's like footage
Speaker 2: of me running out to the balcony, dressing out, having
Speaker 2: a cigarette on the back, Andy yelling at someone on
Speaker 2: the front, and the weirdest thing is like, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need you to get me a different pair
Speaker 2: of this and that and everything. So the thing is,
Speaker 2: you know how people say, like you know how people
Speaker 2: there's like footage that comes out and people go, I
Speaker 2: never said that, but it's like there's footage of you
Speaker 2: saying it on a reality show and you're like and
Speaker 2: they're like, I never said that. So there's one point
Speaker 2: where this girl, another influencer who I absolutely loved. She
Speaker 2: was like a little sister to me. She's not really
Speaker 2: around anymore, she doesn't do social media, but at the time,
Speaker 2: Gorgeous we had such a great relationship, so there's like
Speaker 2: this moment where I'm asking her to like get content
Speaker 2: for me, and I've obviously the producers have been in
Speaker 2: my ear telling me I don't look good, blah blah blah,
Speaker 2: the car's late, we're gonna miss the red carpet, all
Speaker 2: the rest of that, but there's nothing we could do.
Speaker 2: I'm taking the photos whatever. All these little things like
Speaker 2: adding up to like stress me out right, and it's working.
Speaker 2: I'm having stressed ciggies on the balcony and all, and
Speaker 2: so then she's taking the photos and like I just
Speaker 2: can't take a good photo, which is my fault because
Speaker 2: I'm stressed, but I like take it out on her
Speaker 2: and the way that I spoke to her, which was
Speaker 2: so rude. When I watched the episode back, I had
Speaker 2: that moment where I was like, I never said that.
Speaker 2: There's no way I fucking said that. There's no way
Speaker 2: I've actually spoken to someone else like that.
Speaker 1: But in the moment, you just didn't realize.
Speaker 2: But obviously I have, because you know, so when people
Speaker 2: blame the edit or they say I never said that,
Speaker 2: or they you know, and you think to yourself, oh
Speaker 2: my god, but like the camera literally shows you doing it.
Speaker 2: Like you really have. It's a weird psychology thing, like
Speaker 2: psychological thing because to me, half the things that happen
Speaker 2: in that episode, I one don't remember happening and two
Speaker 2: don't remember saying. And it's really alarming that, Like I mean,
Speaker 2: I didn't say anything that bad. I just go, Wow,
Speaker 2: that person that I I'm watching, I'm going that doesn't
Speaker 2: seem or sound like me. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Really interesting? But I'll show you the episode. We might
Speaker 2: do it. We might. If we ever do a High
Speaker 2: Scrollers live tour, you could show it. Perhaps we could
Speaker 2: play a couple of clips. I'd have to get some
Speaker 2: permissions from some people, but I'm sure it would be
Speaker 2: fine to a live viewing party anyway. Like I've waffled
Speaker 2: on enough for today.
Speaker 1: That's another episode. Done and dusted. You actually said on
Speaker 1: your story the other day. I don't know when where
Speaker 1: you were, but you said done and dusted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's in your show, yeah, in the caption
Speaker 2: of that photo.
Speaker 1: Done and dusted yeah. And I was like, so you're
Speaker 1: welcome another episode done and dusted.
Speaker 2: No, I love this one. I love I love when
Speaker 2: you say done and dusted. I hate when you say
Speaker 2: good morning. It's just the way it is, okay anywhere.
Speaker 2: Thank you for tuning in. Scrollers were bloody love y'all.
Speaker 1: Don't forget to vote. Click in the bloody show notes
Speaker 1: if you're listening to the end. Also, thank you to
Speaker 1: all of you for leaving your hate comments. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you want to a couple of episodes ago, oh last week.
Speaker 2: Last week, I woke up and forgot that we had
Speaker 2: done that, and I even sent you a message the
Speaker 2: night before. I sent Brittany a message the night before
Speaker 2: and said, don't forget. Tomorrow's episode is the episode where
Speaker 2: we say leave us hate comments and pretend we've been canceled.
Speaker 2: And I was like, so, whatever you post tonight, remember
Speaker 2: that that's what's gonna get, you know, those comments on it,
Speaker 2: because you wouldn't want it to be like a sponsored
Speaker 2: post or a fate post or something like make it something. Anyway,
Speaker 2: we posted our like nomination or finalist thing for the
Speaker 2: podcast word Yeah, and that worked well because everyone's been
Speaker 2: commenting on it. But anyway, I woke up and totally
Speaker 2: forgot that this was happening, and lo and behold, I've gone,
Speaker 2: oh my god, like it actually got me and I
Speaker 2: experienced the thrill of getting canceled for like ten seconds
Speaker 2: and then I went, oh wait, I told people to
Speaker 2: do this.
Speaker 1: I was reading through them and thinking, imagine this actually
Speaker 1: being really experiencing this kind of fucking hate. I know.
Speaker 2: And also thank you to everyone who was so creative
Speaker 2: with it. It was just so funny. Although I had
Speaker 2: to put up to a couple sponsored videos.
Speaker 1: On you comments.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had to put up a few on said
Speaker 2: videos on TikTok you know, get my coin, but the
Speaker 2: people were commenting on it and I had to delete those.
Speaker 1: Well, I've got a fate post to do tonight that's
Speaker 1: going on my account too, and I'm worried scrollers is
Speaker 1: still going to be listening and then going to my
Speaker 1: most recent post and like it's gonna be on the
Speaker 1: fight account.
Speaker 2: Yeah rip. Oh well, anyway, the point is we're waffling on,
Speaker 2: but have a great week. We'll see you on Friday
Speaker 2: with close friends. Don't forget to raid us five stars.
Speaker 2: And also before I go, sorry running over time, I'm dusting. Oh.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who
Speaker 2: has rated us because I remember, you know a few
Speaker 2: months ago, we were like we no one's righted us.
Speaker 2: We need more ratings. Oh, they're smashing it on Spotify.
Speaker 2: We're almost at four thousand ratings. But that's pretty good
Speaker 2: because I think last time I checked, I was one
Speaker 2: and a half thousand. I thought that's not good enough.
Speaker 1: They're finally coming around the fact that we are legends.
Speaker 2: So thank you, thank you, appreciate that. I love you.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go eat these lollies.
Speaker 1: And you gotta say line, what line? Anyway, better let
Speaker 1: you go.
Speaker 2: I've never said that before in my life. Anyway, Yler,
Speaker 2: better let you go. I've gotta go choose the arch
Speaker 2: window