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Speaker 2: actually disappointed me so much this week that I have

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Speaker 1: Plus we're off for a very exciting award and it's

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Speaker 1: got me thinking back to winning awards in my talent

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Speaker 1: quests in primary school. And Matt, can I take a

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Speaker 2: coming up on this episode of High Scrollers. Deal me

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Matthew.

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Speaker 2: Hey, how are you?

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Speaker 1: You just like cringed?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I always do when you say good morning. I

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Speaker 2: don't know why, I just as I always say. It's

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Speaker 2: a strange way to start a podcast. But I'll let

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Speaker 2: you do whatever you'd like.

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Speaker 1: Well, we can change it. What would you like to

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Speaker 1: do instead? Now?

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Speaker 2: Can't be bothered?

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Speaker 1: Say good morning everyone, afternoon, evening, whatever time it is said.

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Speaker 2: We are so excited because we've been nominated for a

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Speaker 2: bloody award.

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Speaker 1: We've been nominated for an Aria an Aria.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I heard that episode of us singing about

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Speaker 2: dog poo and they went, well, give them the gold Logie.

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Speaker 2: We are a finalist in the Radio Today Podcast Awards

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Speaker 2: in the Society and Culture. What do you call that category?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, category.

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Speaker 2: But we're also we're campaigning for the People's Choice Award

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Speaker 2: in general because look, honestly, I've got no idea how

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Speaker 2: it works. I've ever been nominated for anything in my life,

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Speaker 2: and it is just an honor just to be nominated.

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Speaker 1: Exactly right. But we're not even nominated. We're a finalist.

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Speaker 1: I feel like that sounds better. Yeah, we're already there,

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Speaker 1: like we're finalists.

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Speaker 2: No, you're right, that does sound Yeah. It's all about

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Speaker 2: how your word things, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: Yes, exactly right. And because you're listening to this episode,

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Speaker 1: you have signed a contract to say that you're going

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Speaker 1: to go and vote for us, because like there's a

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Speaker 1: people's choice vote that needs to be done by every

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Speaker 2: It needs to be done this week and try's closed,

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Speaker 2: I think, but at the end of this week. So

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Speaker 2: this is the only episode we can promote it in.

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Speaker 2: So the link will be in the show notes for

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Speaker 2: you scrollers, please go and at some point today and.

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Speaker 1: It's in an alphabetical lord, right, you have to scroll

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Speaker 1: down to so siting culture and then fine high strollers. Yes,

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Speaker 1: So if you could all do that, we really appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And there's only all you need is a name

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Speaker 1: Just put any email on there. I also like that

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Speaker 2: Yes, my broadcast channel on Insta.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you said if people have multiple emails that you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, exactly. Although there was a I got nominated

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Speaker 1: Have you ever won anything?

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Speaker 2: I have never won any like awards when it's come

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Speaker 1: I think, so about time, I feel like I feel

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Speaker 1: But yeah, pretty sure. I took that one out. And

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Speaker 1: That was my confidence build up. The question teachers didn't go,

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Speaker 1: Fuck. I tell you what I wish that our parents,

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Speaker 1: everything's being videoed. Y. I would love to fucking look

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Speaker 1: back on our talent quest and see us doing this embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: Shit like I'd never break danced before in my life.

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Speaker 2: I just I literally just put a bike helmet on

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Speaker 2: the best cycle to Don't Funk with My Heart for

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Speaker 1: So all of you teachers out there, for all of

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Speaker 1: you just pisce yourself the whole time, because here I

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Speaker 1: Ply surely they're just pissing at you, spinning around on

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Speaker 2: Like? What in me made me go? You know what?

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Speaker 2: But then they get angry for people, like for fans

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Speaker 2: But I don't know. I'm so with you on that.

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Speaker 2: Maybe we're the minority there, but but I'm like, I'm sorry, sorry,

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Speaker 2: I've just done it again. Go ahead now say one

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Speaker 2: Ah, get over.

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Speaker 1: They heard the episode for sure.

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Speaker 2: My god, can't wait to hear all the updates on

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Speaker 2: your neighbors from hell. And make sure you go and

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Speaker 2: listen to our close friend's episode if you haven't heard that,

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Speaker 1: Well let's get onto our royal flush of the week.

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Speaker 1: But my royal flush, I mean it's I'm bending the

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Speaker 1: obsessed with pink V Refresh. Oh yeah, this is not

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Speaker 1: from V. But pink V sent us a custom pink

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Speaker 2: You're joken, Yeah, it's.

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Speaker 1: Pink like the whole thing. We're obviously going to make

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Speaker 1: Not that it has come from the internet, but it

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Speaker 2: I'm so jealous.

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Speaker 1: And apparently I don't. Apparently I was meant to and

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Speaker 2: It for us. Ah. Well, I'm getting a job at Fate.

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Speaker 2: Like seriously, every time I go to Corles to do

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Speaker 2: you do love the pink fee like we do. They

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Speaker 2: have the little four packs now, they're like eleven or

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Speaker 2: something dollars. Usually they go and sale so often half

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Speaker 2: price get them for five fifty So four of them

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Speaker 2: for five fifties. What do the math? Someone? That's what

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Speaker 2: a dollar fifty ish for one can?

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Speaker 1: It's basically fruit.

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Speaker 2: That's a steal. They're the little mini cans. But that's

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Speaker 2: all I need. I can't do the big cans.

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Speaker 1: The only reason why I drink a big can is

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Speaker 1: I drink the little Mini two hundred and fifty mil one,

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Speaker 1: it's like three SIPs and it's gone. Yeah, Well, I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, fair, I actually drink it for the energy. So

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Speaker 2: that's it's where we're different. You're just drinking for fun.

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Speaker 1: Same if I get like fast food, I always get

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Speaker 1: the large because I want, like the coke at the

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Speaker 2: Because you need the large when you get fast food

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Speaker 2: because youve got to have a couple sits beforehand, then

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Speaker 2: Always have a sip, first zip of the drink, a

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Speaker 2: couple of chips obviously because they're easy to get in, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and then burger and then back to chips to finish.

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Speaker 1: Would say, I'm just saying, yeah, I'm the same do you, reckon?

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Speaker 1: That's the way everyone does.

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Speaker 2: It, surely, Like who eats all of their chips and

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Speaker 2: Like, what have you got? Burger?

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Speaker 1: Nuggets, chips and a drink?

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Speaker 2: Nuggets are between burger and drink? Okay, yeah, because nuggets

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Speaker 2: aren't a priority to me, you know what I mean? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Of See, I've never tried chips on a burger. You

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Speaker 1: I've never You've never put never put chips on a.

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Speaker 1: I can imagine it's good your jargon. I've just never

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Speaker 2: Random little tidbit for you. Eat your burger's upside down,

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Speaker 1: It changes everything because is the meat on the top normally.

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Speaker 2: No, the meat is usually on the bottom. Okay, so

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Speaker 2: if you flip it upside down, then the meat's on

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Speaker 2: people might not like it as much, but god, I

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Speaker 2: just eat all my burger's upside down and I wouldn't

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Speaker 2: have it any other way. No matter where it's from,

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Speaker 2: it's always upside down.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, good, Well, I have a reverse.

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Speaker 1: Why can't we talk?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but I'm really struggling today, and look,

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Speaker 2: I have a reverse royal flush for you. So I'm

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Speaker 2: breaking the rules as well, because you do it every

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Speaker 2: but this week I saw something that I couldn't let slip,

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Speaker 2: So I thought I'd do it in my Royal flush,

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Speaker 2: I've seen on the Internet this week, and that is

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Speaker 2: none other than miss Nicki Webster. Shout out to Nicki Webster,

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Speaker 2: friend of the podcast. Hello, Darlan, how are you? My

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Speaker 2: god love? Nicki Webster? Did you know I went to

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Speaker 2: the Sydney judous An opening ceremony with my dad and

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure, well the tickets that dad got, which

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Speaker 2: But that's back into two thousand, So now I don't

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Speaker 2: the world like who cares about the Olympics. Wants to go.

440
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Speaker 1: I learned something about the Olympics last night. I've obviously

441
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,680
Speaker 1: never been. But what I didn't know is I was

442
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:39,879
Speaker 1: watching my friend's story on Instagram, who's currently over like

443
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,800
Speaker 1: to watch some of the Olympics. I didn't realize that

444
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:47,120
Speaker 1: all the games aren't like close to each other. Yeah,

445
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:52,560
Speaker 1: like they are hours in different directions. Yeah, I didn't

446
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:52,800
Speaker 1: know that.

447
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,240
Speaker 2: The most obvious one for me is the is the

448
00:19:56,320 --> 00:20:01,680
Speaker 2: surfing obviously that but what surfing in France? No, I

449
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:02,119
Speaker 2: get that.

450
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:05,200
Speaker 1: But like he was going to watch the soccer, yeah,

451
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,320
Speaker 1: and he's like, I'm going to watch the soccer today,

452
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,920
Speaker 1: but he didn't realize it's a four hour drive like

453
00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:15,119
Speaker 1: out of that area in somewhere completely different. And then

454
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,920
Speaker 1: he was on his story saying what the fuck because

455
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,320
Speaker 1: he was like me and a student was all kind

456
00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:19,800
Speaker 1: of in one city or something.

457
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:23,040
Speaker 2: Well, yeah for the moment, like because you look at Sydney,

458
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:24,720
Speaker 2: well we have Olympic Park.

459
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,359
Speaker 1: No, but then he asked on his story like am

460
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,760
Speaker 1: I dumb? Or we're all all the Olympics like this,

461
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,240
Speaker 1: And then people were saying apparently when we did have

462
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,920
Speaker 1: the Olympics here, like yeah, it was in Sydney, but

463
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,320
Speaker 1: then there were some games in Brisbane.

464
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what the fuck?

465
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,600
Speaker 1: I thought it was all in one spot. No, you

466
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:43,800
Speaker 1: learn something new every day.

467
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,480
Speaker 2: I know it was spread out, but maybe I didn't

468
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,320
Speaker 2: know it was spread out to that extent like four

469
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:50,320
Speaker 2: hour drive. Yes, yeah, no, I do remember there being

470
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Speaker 2: Brisbane things and whatnot, and yeah.

471
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Speaker 1: There you go. I thought it was all in one

472
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Speaker 1: fucking spot.

473
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Speaker 2: Can I just say something with my whole chest right now? Yeah,

474
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:04,720
Speaker 2: I couldn't give a fuck about the Olympics, sorry, like,

475
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,040
Speaker 2: and you know what it's It makes me feel like

476
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,040
Speaker 2: a shit person, Like I like, I look at myself

477
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,800
Speaker 2: and I go, am I an asshole for not giving

478
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:16,000
Speaker 2: a shit about? But I'm being honest with you. I

479
00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:18,200
Speaker 2: can't think of anything worse than sitting down and giving

480
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,320
Speaker 2: a shit about the Olympics. Now. The opening closing ceremonies, sure,

481
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:26,440
Speaker 2: camp fun, oh my god, lovely love it, But the

482
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,040
Speaker 2: actual I couldn't give a shit how many gold medals

483
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,159
Speaker 2: Australia wins. Couldn't give a shit who takes out the

484
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:36,960
Speaker 2: crown or whatever happens. I don't care about watching any

485
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,080
Speaker 2: of the well, I mean, although I do love the

486
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:42,080
Speaker 2: ribbon twirling. I will say the ribbon towiling no, because

487
00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:43,119
Speaker 2: that's been coming up there.

488
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,200
Speaker 1: Like looks so fucking easy.

489
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,720
Speaker 2: It's been coming up on the for you page. The

490
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,600
Speaker 2: ribbon twirling. It's actually so much more than just standing

491
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,880
Speaker 2: there and twirling a ribbon. They've got full choreographed dance

492
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:56,800
Speaker 2: routines where they're catching the stick in between their legs

493
00:21:56,840 --> 00:22:00,240
Speaker 2: as they do a cartwheel. Like it's insane how good

494
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,320
Speaker 2: the ribbon twirlers are and just so like majestic to watch.

495
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,240
Speaker 2: So I do love that. And obviously I love the diving.

496
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:10,280
Speaker 2: I mean, hello, the men's diving specifically, Oh, I can't

497
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:14,399
Speaker 2: get enough of that. Shout out to friend of the

498
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 2: friend of the show, Tom Daily, I mean, and thank

499
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,960
Speaker 2: you Tom Daily. For me is like the zac Efron

500
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 2: how as he gets older he like grows his time daily.

501
00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:26,720
Speaker 2: Oh I don't have the time, darling, who is it?

502
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,720
Speaker 2: Get up a photo for we go Google girl please.

503
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 2: But he's a diver from the UK and anyway, he's

504
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 2: just really hot and he's gay. And basically when I

505
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:41,200
Speaker 2: was younger and he was younger, he was like my crush.

506
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:44,240
Speaker 2: And then as he's gotten older, he's like retained, like

507
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 2: the way that my taste is changing, if that makes sense.

508
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:49,440
Speaker 2: Similar to zac Efron, like when we were young, like

509
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,920
Speaker 2: he was like so hot.

510
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 1: And oh yeah there's him when he was a child,

511
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 1: and I can get how you would have a little

512
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:54,920
Speaker 1: crush on him when you were a kid.

513
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then then he came out as gay and

514
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,280
Speaker 2: I was like, well, this is my moment, and it's

515
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:02,399
Speaker 2: my moment. And of course that hasn't worked out, but

516
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 2: that's fine, very happy regardless. But yeah, I love the

517
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 2: men's dart. Oh look at all these photos on Google.

518
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,360
Speaker 2: I mean, Brittany, I mean hello, not that one I'm

519
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:15,639
Speaker 2: getting look at that. Oh oh.

520
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 1: I have a lot of respect for people who's brought

521
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 1: around like I'm like chiseled like that. Yeah, Like what

522
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 1: kind of life are you living where you can be

523
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 1: like sculpted?

524
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:26,000
Speaker 2: Yeah?

525
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,119
Speaker 1: What kind of diety are you doing? What is your

526
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,399
Speaker 1: fucking workout routine? Like how do people have bodies that

527
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:31,520
Speaker 1: are literally chiseled?

528
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,359
Speaker 2: I don't know. We don't have the time to go in. Sorry, Okay,

529
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 2: We're gonna have to get rid of this off Google

530
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 2: because I'm distracted by tom Day.

531
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,399
Speaker 1: Now that's his husband.

532
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, which I mean lovely happy for them, but I

533
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,320
Speaker 2: think you know, he would have been better off with

534
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 2: me anyway. No, so anyway, when was when was I

535
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 2: going with this?

536
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:52,920
Speaker 1: You don't give a fuck about the elders, I don't.

537
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 2: Give a fuck about the lyemenities, and like and it

538
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,240
Speaker 2: sport is your passion. I love that for you. And

539
00:23:57,359 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 2: if you I'm so happy that you are so proud

540
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 2: and you've worked your whole life to get there, like, oh, command,

541
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,639
Speaker 2: I commend you for that. Like I'm not saying that.

542
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 2: I don't want you to twist my words. Yeah, but

543
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 2: I couldn't give a fuck about the Olympics. I couldn't

544
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:18,640
Speaker 2: unless it's Lady Gaga, which whose performance was top tier

545
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 2: just so fun that Remember how I've had to explain

546
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,240
Speaker 2: what camp is on the podcast before. Lady Gaga's performance

547
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:30,119
Speaker 2: at the Paris opening ceremony was the definition of camp.

548
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 1: When I saw it, I didn't watch it because obviously

549
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 1: it was at like two am or whatever, but then

550
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 1: I woke up and saw all bits of it. As

551
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 1: soon as I saw it, all I thought, Matt is

552
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 1: going to say, this is so camp, And then I

553
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 1: said to AJ, this is Camp's like what's that camping?

554
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,679
Speaker 1: But I knew as soon as I saw it all

555
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,680
Speaker 1: We'll tell you. I did see a lot of people saying,

556
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 1: and there was speculation, you know, how they did the

557
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:56,879
Speaker 1: can can dance, the Mulan rouge dances, and how they

558
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,120
Speaker 1: were all out of time. Yes, And then I saw

559
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,640
Speaker 1: people on Reddit they reckon it was like a sound

560
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,120
Speaker 1: issue and that they all couldn't hear.

561
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 2: No, I know the answer. What So I saw a

562
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 2: video from one of the dances on TikTok so Yes,

563
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:11,120
Speaker 2: if you didn't see they were doing the can can,

564
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 2: but everyone was out of time. People weren't lifting their

565
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:13,679
Speaker 2: legs all the way up.

566
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,880
Speaker 1: These are the more one rouge dances, Like they shut

567
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,480
Speaker 1: the mull On rouge to do this dance.

568
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 2: So it was raining and the ground was so slippery

569
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 2: that if they kicked higher, they may have fallen out

570
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 2: from underneath themselves. So they didn't want to slip over

571
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 2: because one of Lady Gaga's dances slipped over. Yeah, So

572
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,919
Speaker 2: they looked atro shous.

573
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 1: They looked like they were all freaking out.

574
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 2: Out of time. It looked like a first rehearsal and

575
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 2: none of them had ever met before. It was it

576
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,359
Speaker 2: was a mess. It was a mess.

577
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,360
Speaker 1: Oh, they would have felt so bad. I feel bad

578
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 1: for them.

579
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel bad for them too. But then they

580
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,719
Speaker 2: explained that the ground was so wet that they couldn't

581
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 2: do their high kicks because if they, they would have

582
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 2: had a moment like me in your house, baby.

583
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 1: Smack bang through the floor.

584
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,119
Speaker 2: They winded themselves, landed on the car and all the

585
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,680
Speaker 2: fake samples in the garage.

586
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,239
Speaker 1: I feel bad for them. Surely they should have had

587
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 1: like a backup routine if the ground was wet, Like

588
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,200
Speaker 1: were they not looking at the fucking weather?

589
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.

590
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,640
Speaker 1: Then I've done more like a one where their legs

591
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 1: don't leave the ground is off it.

592
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. And you know what else? Was camp Celene Dion

593
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 2: performing on the Eiffel Tower.

594
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,400
Speaker 1: I know that is that was very emotional.

595
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 2: Oh, one of the most incredible things I've ever seen.

596
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've really went all out, Like what the fuck here?

597
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 1: I was picturing it in one stadium and it's just

598
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,159
Speaker 1: like all the teams walking through. Yeah, it's like across

599
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 1: the whole city. Yeah, how did they orchestrate that?

600
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I well, I love that. I

601
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 2: didn't really watch too closely obviously, but were all the countries.

602
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 2: They were all going down the like river what's it

603
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,920
Speaker 2: called in like a boat seen sign or something? Yeah,

604
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 2: I don't know, but they were all going down. I

605
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,879
Speaker 2: really loved that aspect of it. Yeah, I think you

606
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 2: just do what you what you can with.

607
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: What they have rehearsed that like, how do you rehearse

608
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 1: something that big?

609
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:02,120
Speaker 2: I did see Lady Gaga rehearsals for Oh. I guess

610
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 2: individual performances were rehearsed, but maybe like the thing as

611
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 2: the whole probably wasn't. But yeah, I think it was

612
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 2: just one of the most chaotic and random and full

613
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 2: of opening ceremonies I think ever. But that's France, isn't

614
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 2: it so full on? So wild? But anyway, this is

615
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 2: my reverse royal flush and we're meant to be talking

616
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 2: about Nicki Webstu. I've gone on a huge tangent here people.

617
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 2: Nicki Webster, Right, she's my reverse Royal flush of the week.

618
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 2: Worst thing I've seen on the internet. Poor thing. I

619
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:34,680
Speaker 2: feel bad because she's a national treasure, isn't she She's

620
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 2: a national treasure? Obviously, that's what I was saying. I

621
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:41,120
Speaker 2: got to see her actually do her, you know, big

622
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 2: performance at the Sydney two thousand Olympics opening ceremony. I

623
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 2: got to see that in person. I will never forget,

624
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 2: Like in my brain, I can so clearly picture me

625
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 2: sitting in that stadium and seeing her fly around the

626
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 2: stadium on those strings. And of course, as like I

627
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 2: think I was like five at the time or something

628
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 2: like that, I was like, you know, I didn't know

629
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 2: she was on strings. I just thought she was flying,

630
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 2: you know, so magical, absolutely magical, beautiful Central Coast girl.

631
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,719
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure she got dance studio up there. I'm

632
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 2: pretty sure. Yeah, I think so. And I used to

633
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 2: see her at a Air and a Coles all the

634
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,120
Speaker 2: time doing a shopping when I was living up there.

635
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,159
Speaker 2: But anyway, that's beyond the point. I'm trying to just

636
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,639
Speaker 2: buffer this and say, Nicki Webster, I actually love you.

637
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 2: You're gorgeous, But what the fuck was that performance on

638
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 2: play School or whatever you were doing earlier this week?

639
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 2: I mean, she sung absolutely everybody with like a choir

640
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 2: of some sort. If you, producer, Hannah, will we be

641
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 2: able to play some of the some of it, just

642
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 2: so our scrollers can really get the vibe.

643
00:28:42,560 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 3: Absolutely, absolutely absolutely everybody and every girl. Absolutely everybody, absolutely.

644
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, Look, it's not so much like the voice,

645
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 2: Like the voice is not what I'm talking about. It's

646
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 2: just the entire ensemble in general. First of all, I

647
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 2: feel like the orchestra because it sounds live, like like

648
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,959
Speaker 2: like a bit out of time. They're a bit out

649
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 2: of time. She's a bit fast, then she's a bit slow,

650
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 2: then the choir is a bit off. Then Big Ted

651
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 2: and Humpty Dumpty aren't looking RADI yeah, like the camera

652
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 2: cuts to them. What are they doing? They're not putting

653
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 2: any effity.

654
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 1: In either's Oh there's Little Ted and Humpty and Big Ted.

655
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 2: They're just sitting there, not pulling their way there. They're pathetic,

656
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 2: up pathetic.

657
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 1: What's the cat's name?

658
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 2: I can't remember. Most everyone just looks like they've been

659
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 2: forced at gunpoint to stand there and see this bloody song.

660
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 2: And Nicky Webbs is doing her best. But my god,

661
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 2: I just actually watched it.

662
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 1: Just strawberry kisses, like it would make more sense from

663
00:29:59,200 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 1: high school.

664
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 2: It's the Olympics, babe.

665
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 1: Yeah fuck so Vanessa Adam Rossie, if they're going to

666
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 1: sing that.

667
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 2: Song, well yeah so, I think absolutely everybody was like

668
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 2: the Olympic anthem of Sydney, so this week beating the Olympics.

669
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 2: I think Vanessa's over in La Did you know? Fun

670
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 2: fact four you is a fun fact for you everyone.

671
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 2: I was actually when I remember I was doing my

672
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 2: Driving With series, we actually contacted Vanessa and Rossi to

673
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 2: do driving with and she, or at least her team

674
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:30,959
Speaker 2: was soon on board to do it, and we almost

675
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 2: had it, and then the dates wouldn't like line up,

676
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 2: and she really wasn't gonna cost that much either for

677
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 2: us to have her on the Australian She is Australian,

678
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 2: but she lives well at the time, she was La based.

679
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure. I'm sure I've told this before as well.

680
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 2: But we also had Kylie Minogue's team on board, but

681
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 2: then that didn't never eventuate it either, and that was

682
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 2: going to cust a lot more money. But I was

683
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 2: like Weakarli and Ogue in the series. But yeah, that

684
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 2: second one that we did, because remember that was like

685
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 2: a sponsored thing, so we were like, well, we've got

686
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 2: this budget, let's let's go hard or go home. We

687
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 2: asked everyone. Kyle san Lance he turned me down straight away.

688
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: A good thing.

689
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 2: Um, Oh, we tried him for Drag It Out as

690
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 2: well as well as Kyl Stefanovic. Both of them nil

691
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 2: interest in being in drag They were like, no way.

692
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 2: So yeah, we almost had Vanessa am Rossi but that

693
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 2: didn't work out. But that's okay. Maybe next time I'll

694
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 2: ask Nicki Webster, I'll just say I'll just say no

695
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 2: singing car, no bloody love her. I feel bad, but

696
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 2: like bloody love her. But I just was like, that's

697
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 2: gotta be the worst thing. And I mean the comments,

698
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 2: you can imagine, poor thing.

699
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: What are some of the comments. I've got it here.

700
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, just have a look please, Like one is, why.

701
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 1: Didn't they just get Vanessa ame Rossi to sing it?

702
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: This is giving drunken karaoke song.

703
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 2: Along sing along?

704
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 1: I think that yah that says song along. Someone said,

705
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: oh dear. A lot of comments saying it's giving karaoke.

706
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 1: It's giving karaoke like when you've had ten drinks at

707
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 1: the pub, like that's what it's giving. And then the

708
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: toys are there, like it's just.

709
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 2: It's a lot. Jemima, where's Jami? That's conspiracy theory. Jemima's

710
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 2: where's Jemima place? I want her Nikki kicked Jemima out

711
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 2: to sing this bloody song.

712
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: I love them. I remember the toys from fucking play School,

713
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 1: and I wonder if they're the original toys or if

714
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 1: they've had to like replace them over the years.

715
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 2: Surely replaced.

716
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: The original ones are like I think someone had I.

717
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 2: Think they're they're there, but they're just like not on set.

718
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: There's a bear in there and there are people with you.

719
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 2: Wow, what a banger. And I always chose. I always

720
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 2: chose the arch window. Yeah, that was mate, because you

721
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 2: know what, everything else was a bit plain.

722
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: I had to go the different one.

723
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 2: I had to go the different one. I had to

724
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 2: go the gay one. The arch window is arguably the

725
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 2: l G B t Q I A plus icon of

726
00:32:58,760 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 2: play School.

727
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 1: Pretty sure what else? Little too? I worked out that

728
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: you could tell what one it was going to be.

729
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: I don't remember exactly how, but I remember figuring out

730
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: the formula and knowing what it was going to be.

731
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 1: Really yeah, but I don't remember now because I haven't

732
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 1: watched it forever, but I think I could always tell

733
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 1: depending on something that happened. I think I used to

734
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: always want to pick the diamond.

735
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 2: One, the diamond one, yeah, I don't remember a diamond. One.

736
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 1: Wasn't it square round arch diamond?

737
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 2: I swear I think there were only three.

738
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 1: No, there was definitely a diamond.

739
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 2: I swear is this a Mandela effect? Because I don't

740
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 2: think there was a diamond. There was a clock with

741
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 2: a slide as well. Do you remember that there was

742
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 2: a clock and it had a slide.

743
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 1: And the clock would go round and would something come down?

744
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: Something you'd come down, like a prison, a prize.

745
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

746
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 1: I remember so many things from play School?

747
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 2: What else? See? Nony was my Iconni and Monica as well,

748
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 2: and Simon. My my mum made us. Back in the day,

749
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 2: they had this like kids like big festival sort of

750
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 2: where like Nickelodeon Stars and play School stars and everything.

751
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 2: It was like Comic Con but for kids shows. And

752
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 2: my mum took me and we lined up for ours

753
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 2: to just meet Monica And by the time we got there,

754
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 2: I was so excited to see Monica from play School.

755
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 2: By the time we got there, I was asleep in

756
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 2: the pram and my mom was like, I'm not whacking

757
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 2: it up. So there's just a photo of me asleep

758
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 2: next to Monica and she's crashed down next to the

759
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 2: frame smiling and I'm just fast asleep in the pram

760
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 2: oussie culture. What a vibe? What if vibe? Well?

761
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 1: In reality TV news, there's a new reality TV show

762
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 1: coming to Australia, And every time I hear those words,

763
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 1: I shudder, Yeah, because I feel like Australia never gets

764
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 1: it right with every fucking reality show. Noah offense and.

765
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 2: I don't understand why.

766
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. Are we not dramatic

767
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 1: enough to have a good reality show? But I feel

768
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 1: like every time I watched a UK or an American

769
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:02,280
Speaker 1: reality show, which, by the way, I've been watching Selling

770
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 1: the OC and I'm getting more and more into that

771
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 1: whole series, like it's gotten me hooked.

772
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 2: After which you're going to rebrand to a real estate agent.

773
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,760
Speaker 2: I reckon, because this is what you do. You find

774
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 2: something that you like, then you just watch all the

775
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,879
Speaker 2: things about then you research it more and suddenly you've

776
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 2: got your own property real estate grew Yeah, yeah, watch

777
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 2: this space.

778
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: Anyway, I've been watching that and they're just the drama

779
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 1: is just on another level, almost to the point where

780
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 1: it seems like a joke. Like the way that they argue.

781
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 1: I can't ever see Ossie's doing that. Ages ago we

782
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,839
Speaker 1: spoke about how I couldn't see Australians ever doing Love

783
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 1: is Blind because I think we're too laid back to

784
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 1: ever do something like that. So maybe that's why Ozzie.

785
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,879
Speaker 1: Reality shows just are never the same, because maybe it's

786
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 1: our laid backness, you know what I mean?

787
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

788
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: Is that why? For any of you who haven't seen it,

789
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 1: the show is called Maide in Bondye, so it's like

790
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 1: The Maid in Chelsea, those kinds of shows essentially just

791
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 1: like hot People of BONDI. I don't know what they're

792
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 1: going to be doing. I've never watched Made in Chelsea,

793
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 1: have you? No? Is it just following their lives and

794
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: them going out for dinner and drinks and parties and events.

795
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 2: I think, well, I'm going to assume so, because I've

796
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 2: never really watched it. The only one I've watched that

797
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 2: similar is the only way is Essex, which is almost

798
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 2: a little worse because it's like half scripted, so they

799
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 2: it's meant to be real, but also some things are

800
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 2: very which I don't know if that's a UK thing

801
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 2: where they have to like just disclose that it's not

802
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 2: say that it's not yea. At the start of the episode,

803
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 2: it's like some of these there's a discus, right, I

804
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 2: don't know what it says, but it comes up and

805
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 2: it says like this is this is a partly a

806
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 2: work of fiction and also truth as well.

807
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 1: It might be a UK law that they have to stay.

808
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe so not like you know, your Geordie Shores

809
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 2: where it was just all real like made in.

810
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 1: Show back in wee day what's it called?

811
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 2: The Only Way is Essex? Sorry? Yeah, is like Kardashians

812
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 2: kind of, but you can tell that the some of

813
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 2: the conversations are really forced and scripted. Yeah, but anyway, Yeah,

814
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 2: Jordie Shaw amazing. And remember when they all came to Australia.

815
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:11,879
Speaker 2: I was going to all the clubs to meet him.

816
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 2: I was going to the ARV, I was going to

817
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 2: Woodport on the Central Coast. I was meeting Gary B.

818
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 2: No it was his name, yeah, Gary B.

819
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: Gary, Gary Dozzuza Charlotte's.

820
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the parsnip penis.

821
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: What did she call him? Passnip penis?

822
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 2: Does it look like a parsnip?

823
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 1: TV was just different back then, wasn't it. I know,

824
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: it was just so rogue didn't she always wet the bed.

825
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 2: I can't remember. Jordi Shaw feels like a fever dream

826
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 2: to me, like I watched the entire thing and I

827
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 2: cannot remember and remember waiting each week and all anyone

828
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 2: at school would talk about was Jordi Shaw for the

829
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 2: whole week. We'd all wait for the next episode, and

830
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 2: then we'd all get to school the next day, because

831
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 2: back then there was not much communication on wine after school.

832
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 2: It's not like you would jumping on MSN to tell

833
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 2: people about Jordi Shaw, but you'd get to school the

834
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:04,240
Speaker 2: next day. I watched the episode last night. Yeah, but anyway,

835
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 2: made in Bondai who asked for this.

836
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: Sorry, Yeah, I think I'm gonna commit to watching it

837
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 1: when it comes out. I think it launches in August. Yeah,

838
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 1: I'm going to commit to watching it because I want

839
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,240
Speaker 1: to see.

840
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 2: What the go is. Yeah, and I think that may

841
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 2: have been what Channel seven was going for here, because sorry,

842
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 2: but out of everywhere you could have put this show,

843
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 2: Channel seventh seems like a rogue place to put it.

844
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 2: For me personally, I just think it would have been

845
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 2: like more suited to a Netflix like Byron Bays or

846
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,800
Speaker 2: Amazon Prime or something like that, even like, hey, you

847
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 2: could have done it, yeah, because they do a lot

848
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 2: of reality TV. But yeah, I don't know made in Bondai.

849
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 2: I just went out of every reality show we could

850
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 2: have made in Australia. Who asked for this one of

851
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 2: the most I don't want to piss up the Bondai people,

852
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 2: but sorry, you know, like it's not that interesting? Is

853
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 2: that it's not interesting? I don't want to talk. I

854
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 2: don't want to know about people from Bondai. Give me

855
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 2: people from fucking Griffith, you know what I mean, Give

856
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 2: me people from Orange. I want made in Orange, I

857
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 2: want made in ba I want made in Woodonga. I

858
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 2: want made in Adelaide. That's got a nice ring to it,

859
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,879
Speaker 2: you know, in Adelaide, Aide in BONDI and I feel

860
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 2: like we've had this before similar remember the Shire, Yeah,

861
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:24,319
Speaker 2: that show The Shier, which was very the only way

862
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 2: is Essex in the sense that it was definitely forced

863
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 2: and not scriptured. But I guess like they were like, Okay,

864
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 2: you're gonna go.

865
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,839
Speaker 1: In here today, I'm going to go and talk about

866
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 1: this topic.

867
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 2: Yes exactly. So I think the problem is as well

868
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 2: as the first season is always going to be the

869
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 2: worst season.

870
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:45,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then if it doesn't make it, I feel

871
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 1: like then they're never gonna get the opportunity to make

872
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: it better because we'll just flop and they'll be like

873
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: cut it exactly.

874
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 2: That's like Byron Bays, I feel. I feel Barron Bays.

875
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 2: The first season was like, uh, but like if they

876
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,719
Speaker 2: really took on people's feedback and made it a good show,

877
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 2: like it could have been really good, but it was

878
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 2: just like really fucking rogue. I think it's jarring as

879
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 2: well because we're so used to watching reality TV from America.

880
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 2: Yeah that then hearing our Australian accents in a reality.

881
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound right.

882
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, although I will say Real Housewives of Melbourne is

883
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 2: it good, is probably, in my opinion, the best reality

884
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 2: show Australia has produced. Real Housewives of Melbourne hit the

885
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:25,879
Speaker 2: nail on the head. Real Housewives of Sydney was real

886
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 2: good the first season. The last season that came out. Oh,

887
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I watched it all. Yes,

888
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 2: I did, No, I did. Yeah, it was all right.

889
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 2: I think Real Housewives know what they're doing, so I've

890
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 2: been really happy with that. As a reality it's.

891
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 1: The same like franchise like the one that's filmed in Australia.

892
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 1: Is it connected to the American one.

893
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,720
Speaker 2: No, the only one that's connected to America that's outside

894
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 2: of America is Dubai. So Bravo does Dubai, but anywhere

895
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 2: else in the world is independent. Obviously they need to

896
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 2: get the licensing and everything like that from Bravo and

897
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 2: they know about it. But yeah, Andy Cohenen, that whole

898
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 2: team has nothing to do with the Australian one. I'm

899
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 2: pretty sure Australia is Matchbox Productions, which is just an

900
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 2: Australian company and then they sold they sell it to

901
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 2: Foxtail or Binge or whoever wants to do it now.

902
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:18,399
Speaker 2: And yeah, I can definitely say Real Housewives of both

903
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 2: Melbourne and Sydney you might have to watch one fabulous.

904
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 2: I'll start with Melbourne. I mean, you've got your Gina Liano's,

905
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 2: your Janets, your Lydia's, your Jackies, I mean, seriously, okay,

906
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 2: your petty flours, You've got your Gambles, Love, You've got

907
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:34,879
Speaker 2: your gambles, You've got your cheekers Cheeker doesn't stick around though,

908
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:39,360
Speaker 2: poor thing miss her. Who else do you got? I

909
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 2: even loved Venus. I love Venus. Okay, this is a

910
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 2: niche for all my real Housewives of Melbourne people. I

911
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 2: love when they're when in the season with Sally, one

912
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 2: of my favorite quotes of Melbourne is when Gina goes,

913
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna hang with Sally. She can go fuck herself.

914
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:57,399
Speaker 2: But she's grieving at the moment, so I do feel

915
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 2: sorry for her. And then Venus goes, know, when I

916
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 2: was in high school, the boys actually stole my lunch

917
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 2: box and they actually shot in my lunch box. And

918
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 2: Gina goes, all right, Venus, well, that's a bit further

919
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 2: than Sally's gone. That's my favorite favorite quote. There's so

920
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 2: many good quotes. Janet does this thing where she's like

921
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:24,359
Speaker 2: everyone in Melbourne everyone. So I'm in Melbourne a couple

922
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 2: of weeks ago. I'm on the dance floor in the

923
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 2: middle of brat night at Puffed Off In there's a

924
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 2: very niche content again in the middle of Melbourne. It's

925
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 2: like four o'clock in the morning and this song comes

926
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 2: on and I'm going on the middle of the dance well,

927
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 2: everyone in Malvin everyone like Jennet and like It's just

928
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 2: one of those things where if you know, you know,

929
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,439
Speaker 2: and if you don't, you don't.

930
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 1: I think I feel like with Aussie's like we are

931
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: so iconic and the one liners that we do spit

932
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: out are amazing. So I feel like the fact that

933
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,839
Speaker 1: we kind of flop on reality TV it's like such

934
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 1: a missed opportunity.

935
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you know I filmed earity show before we

936
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 2: filmed a pilot episode never went anywhere. Oh yeah, with

937
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 2: a network. I won't disclosed switch network, but surely I've

938
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:10,280
Speaker 2: spoken about this before, but it might have been somewhere

939
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 2: else on the internet. But we filmed an episode of

940
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:21,320
Speaker 2: this reality show and we were a certain network in

941
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 2: Australia was going to pick it up, and it was

942
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 2: between us and a few other people, and then they

943
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:29,439
Speaker 2: it got down to us and one other reality show.

944
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 2: But the other reality show ended up putting quite a

945
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 2: few hundred thousand dollars forward to put into the budget,

946
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 2: whereas I was like, I don't know money, babes, So

947
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 2: they went with them because they could like put more

948
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,760
Speaker 2: of an investment in. But we filmed this whole episode.

949
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 2: The episode is one of the best things I've ever seen.

950
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 2: I am convinced. Yeah, I'm convinced that it's. So it's

951
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,799
Speaker 2: from the day of the ARIA Awards the second time,

952
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,479
Speaker 2: when I wore the little hot pants on the ARIA

953
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 2: Awards red carpet that day. So basically the show was

954
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 2: a few different influencers and each episode they followed a

955
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 2: different person, and I was the pilot episode, so they

956
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 2: followed me for the first one and I'm I don't

957
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 2: know if it's because it's just me, but I'm obsessed.

958
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 2: I'm like this, this would be the number one to

959
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 2: show me in Australia if it was if it went anywhere,

960
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 2: because it's iconic. So it follows me the entire day

961
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 2: and all the fucking stress and all the fucking this

962
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 2: that and everything, and the producers of the show I

963
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 2: like switched on after the fact of like how they

964
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 2: make you feel. I remember one of the producers coming

965
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 2: up to me and I've put my outfit on, which

966
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 2: I feel a million bucks in might is amazing. Yeah,

967
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 2: the hot pants and the jacket and the chains and

968
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 2: the glitter and the diamonds and everything, and she comes in.

969
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 2: The producer comes in and goes, oh, is that what

970
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 2: you're weiring? And instantly my whole world has like crushed

971
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 2: around me.

972
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, expecting you to wear a

973
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 1: fucking tuxedo.

974
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:00,160
Speaker 2: No, she said that to piss me off, so that

975
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 2: then there's drama in the show. So then I get

976
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 2: I get real fucking angry, and I'm like, it's it's

977
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 2: actually so funny. I was even smoking Siggy's at the time.

978
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 2: I was a full time smoker. So there's like footage

979
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 2: of me running out to the balcony, dressing out, having

980
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 2: a cigarette on the back, Andy yelling at someone on

981
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 2: the front, and the weirdest thing is like, I'm like,

982
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,399
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need you to get me a different pair

983
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 2: of this and that and everything. So the thing is,

984
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 2: you know how people say, like you know how people

985
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 2: there's like footage that comes out and people go, I

986
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 2: never said that, but it's like there's footage of you

987
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 2: saying it on a reality show and you're like and

988
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,839
Speaker 2: they're like, I never said that. So there's one point

989
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 2: where this girl, another influencer who I absolutely loved. She

990
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 2: was like a little sister to me. She's not really

991
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 2: around anymore, she doesn't do social media, but at the time,

992
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 2: Gorgeous we had such a great relationship, so there's like

993
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 2: this moment where I'm asking her to like get content

994
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 2: for me, and I've obviously the producers have been in

995
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 2: my ear telling me I don't look good, blah blah blah,

996
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 2: the car's late, we're gonna miss the red carpet, all

997
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 2: the rest of that, but there's nothing we could do.

998
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 2: I'm taking the photos whatever. All these little things like

999
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 2: adding up to like stress me out right, and it's working.

1000
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 2: I'm having stressed ciggies on the balcony and all, and

1001
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 2: so then she's taking the photos and like I just

1002
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 2: can't take a good photo, which is my fault because

1003
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 2: I'm stressed, but I like take it out on her

1004
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 2: and the way that I spoke to her, which was

1005
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:24,879
Speaker 2: so rude. When I watched the episode back, I had

1006
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,840
Speaker 2: that moment where I was like, I never said that.

1007
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 2: There's no way I fucking said that. There's no way

1008
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 2: I've actually spoken to someone else like that.

1009
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: But in the moment, you just didn't realize.

1010
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,879
Speaker 2: But obviously I have, because you know, so when people

1011
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 2: blame the edit or they say I never said that,

1012
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 2: or they you know, and you think to yourself, oh

1013
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 2: my god, but like the camera literally shows you doing it.

1014
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 2: Like you really have. It's a weird psychology thing, like

1015
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 2: psychological thing because to me, half the things that happen

1016
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:50,839
Speaker 2: in that episode, I one don't remember happening and two

1017
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:56,359
Speaker 2: don't remember saying. And it's really alarming that, Like I mean,

1018
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:58,959
Speaker 2: I didn't say anything that bad. I just go, Wow,

1019
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,760
Speaker 2: that person that I I'm watching, I'm going that doesn't

1020
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 2: seem or sound like me. Do you know what I mean?

1021
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 2: Really interesting? But I'll show you the episode. We might

1022
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 2: do it. We might. If we ever do a High

1023
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 2: Scrollers live tour, you could show it. Perhaps we could

1024
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 2: play a couple of clips. I'd have to get some

1025
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,320
Speaker 2: permissions from some people, but I'm sure it would be

1026
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 2: fine to a live viewing party anyway. Like I've waffled

1027
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 2: on enough for today.

1028
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 1: That's another episode. Done and dusted. You actually said on

1029
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 1: your story the other day. I don't know when where

1030
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,240
Speaker 1: you were, but you said done and dusted.

1031
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:32,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's in your show, yeah, in the caption

1032
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 2: of that photo.

1033
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 1: Done and dusted yeah. And I was like, so you're

1034
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,760
Speaker 1: welcome another episode done and dusted.

1035
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 2: No, I love this one. I love I love when

1036
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,839
Speaker 2: you say done and dusted. I hate when you say

1037
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 2: good morning. It's just the way it is, okay anywhere.

1038
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 2: Thank you for tuning in. Scrollers were bloody love y'all.

1039
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: Don't forget to vote. Click in the bloody show notes

1040
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 1: if you're listening to the end. Also, thank you to

1041
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 1: all of you for leaving your hate comments. Oh my god,

1042
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 1: you want to a couple of episodes ago, oh last week.

1043
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 2: Last week, I woke up and forgot that we had

1044
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 2: done that, and I even sent you a message the

1045
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 2: night before. I sent Brittany a message the night before

1046
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 2: and said, don't forget. Tomorrow's episode is the episode where

1047
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 2: we say leave us hate comments and pretend we've been canceled.

1048
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 2: And I was like, so, whatever you post tonight, remember

1049
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 2: that that's what's gonna get, you know, those comments on it,

1050
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:18,760
Speaker 2: because you wouldn't want it to be like a sponsored

1051
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 2: post or a fate post or something like make it something. Anyway,

1052
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:24,360
Speaker 2: we posted our like nomination or finalist thing for the

1053
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 2: podcast word Yeah, and that worked well because everyone's been

1054
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 2: commenting on it. But anyway, I woke up and totally

1055
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 2: forgot that this was happening, and lo and behold, I've gone,

1056
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 2: oh my god, like it actually got me and I

1057
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:39,280
Speaker 2: experienced the thrill of getting canceled for like ten seconds

1058
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:40,800
Speaker 2: and then I went, oh wait, I told people to

1059
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 2: do this.

1060
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 1: I was reading through them and thinking, imagine this actually

1061
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 1: being really experiencing this kind of fucking hate. I know.

1062
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 2: And also thank you to everyone who was so creative

1063
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 2: with it. It was just so funny. Although I had

1064
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 2: to put up to a couple sponsored videos.

1065
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: On you comments.

1066
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:00,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had to put up a few on said

1067
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 2: videos on TikTok you know, get my coin, but the

1068
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 2: people were commenting on it and I had to delete those.

1069
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 1: Well, I've got a fate post to do tonight that's

1070
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 1: going on my account too, and I'm worried scrollers is

1071
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 1: still going to be listening and then going to my

1072
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 1: most recent post and like it's gonna be on the

1073
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 1: fight account.

1074
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 2: Yeah rip. Oh well, anyway, the point is we're waffling on,

1075
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 2: but have a great week. We'll see you on Friday

1076
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,720
Speaker 2: with close friends. Don't forget to raid us five stars.

1077
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 2: And also before I go, sorry running over time, I'm dusting. Oh.

1078
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 2: I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who

1079
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 2: has rated us because I remember, you know a few

1080
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 2: months ago, we were like we no one's righted us.

1081
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 2: We need more ratings. Oh, they're smashing it on Spotify.

1082
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Speaker 2: We're almost at four thousand ratings. But that's pretty good

1083
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Speaker 2: because I think last time I checked, I was one

1084
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 2: and a half thousand. I thought that's not good enough.

1085
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 1: They're finally coming around the fact that we are legends.

1086
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Speaker 2: So thank you, thank you, appreciate that. I love you.

1087
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Speaker 2: I'm going to go eat these lollies.

1088
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 1: And you gotta say line, what line? Anyway, better let

1089
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Speaker 1: you go.

1090
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Speaker 2: I've never said that before in my life. Anyway, Yler,

1091
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Speaker 2: better let you go. I've gotta go choose the arch

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Speaker 2: window