Speaker 1: We get the morning every day, Adelaides.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about Oasis. How good is that the boys
Speaker 2: are coming back?
Speaker 1: This is it?
Speaker 3: This is happening, they confirmed, much to the delight of fans.
Speaker 1: These two brothers, I cannot stress this enough.
Speaker 3: Absolutely hated each other through so much shade in public, like, oh,
Speaker 3: Hell's going to freeze over before I get back with him.
Speaker 1: That's sort of fine.
Speaker 2: It's even rougher than that. Are Hell's got a phrase
Speaker 2: over before I get there? Absolute gezer.
Speaker 1: But it is happening.
Speaker 3: So they're gonna they're going to do a fourteen show
Speaker 3: tour across the UK.
Speaker 1: How good?
Speaker 2: So are they?
Speaker 4: Question?
Speaker 2: With that notice? Are they mates or they just doing it?
Speaker 2: Are they just going to tolerate each other? You feel
Speaker 2: like it's probably just more of a Torrents thing.
Speaker 3: I think sometimes with siblings things, there's so much water
Speaker 3: under the bridge that you're just like, oh, we're just
Speaker 3: going to have to get along. You know, we don't
Speaker 3: necessarily like each other. But these two can make an
Speaker 3: absolute fortune, can't they. So they're going to play Cardiff, Manchester, London,
Speaker 3: Edinburgh and Dublin, with the other possible dates yet to
Speaker 3: be announced. Can you imagine if they come to Australia
Speaker 3: and I didn't just.
Speaker 2: Wonder how loose it we get, particularly in Manchester.
Speaker 3: Oh well, imagine if they came to Australia and they
Speaker 3: came to Adelaide stay and stayed at the Penthouse at
Speaker 3: Eos and Sky sitting goods.
Speaker 1: It is really nice, shut up, always sit down to happen. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: So there you go. What bands would you like to
Speaker 1: seek it.
Speaker 3: Back to you?
Speaker 2: Well, for me, well, it's look, there's a there's an
Speaker 2: asterisk of this one. John so the radio Chili preface.
Speaker 2: You'd be sitting there like, well they're together. Well, John
Speaker 2: Frieshanty is in and out like one minute he's there,
Speaker 2: the next one is like, oh I've got the heroine
Speaker 2: thing going on, I can't function, and then his back.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, So consistency for me, it doesn't change the product, though,
Speaker 3: come on, what it does you?
Speaker 1: Honestly? Honestly, what's that expression about hairs splitting.
Speaker 2: Hairs splitting hairs? Are you going to crack on my
Speaker 2: thinning hair?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Man, someone's sensitive very much.
Speaker 2: No, he's he's incredible and he's part of he's he's
Speaker 2: as important they all are. It's amazing how equally important
Speaker 2: they all are.
Speaker 3: I think you're the only one in the planet who
Speaker 3: thinks that. Definitely, only because you've got a musician background.
Speaker 2: John forty, Yeah, it's John for shanty or bus baby
Speaker 2: voice like that. Yeah, right, what about you produces that.
Speaker 5: I want to see the original Black Eyed Peas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So for me, a Fergie less Peace doesn't want
Speaker 2: to I need you don't come for Fergie, don't national Treasure.
Speaker 3: I mean you pissed your pants once on stage and
Speaker 3: people to move on.
Speaker 1: God, not what I want to see.
Speaker 3: Well, back in the day, these guys were absolutely epic,
Speaker 3: and they tried to reform S Club seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when the amounts of people in your group is
Speaker 2: in its title and you're trying to reform, it's hard.
Speaker 1: It's hard.
Speaker 3: They tried to rebrand is like S Club four, and
Speaker 3: then there were S Club three, and then they announced
Speaker 3: a two to Australia and they canceled it because of
Speaker 3: hiking on you assume it was S Club one.
Speaker 2: Now it's S Club nine.
Speaker 3: I would love to say them, like all seven of
Speaker 3: them get back together.
Speaker 2: How good? Yeah, let me know when and where that
Speaker 2: giggy is. And unfortunately, I'm busy.
Speaker 1: You're sitting at home splitting your hairs.
Speaker 2: What are these videos keep popping up my algorithm about
Speaker 2: hair plugs, crazy younger Scandinavian jading haze, hanging out with
Speaker 2: your over nine one nine, your home for raw Adelaide
Speaker 2: show tickets, your first batch this morning coming up, Joe.
Speaker 2: It's it's seventh, not far away, right, Let's talk all
Speaker 2: things robots. Let's go back to twenty and fifteen. There
Speaker 2: was a study done by doctor Ian Pearson and can
Speaker 2: I just say I've never met an Ian that's not
Speaker 2: a bit of a wild child. A few drinks at
Speaker 2: the Christmas party. Oh look, Ian's doing the worm.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Ian's had his nipples piers again.
Speaker 2: Again there's four piercings and two nipples. Calm down, Ian anyway.
Speaker 2: This particular doctor Ian Pearson said that women will be
Speaker 2: ditching men for robots when they want to get frisky
Speaker 2: in ten years time, and could even start falling in
Speaker 2: love with the machines. So that was twenty fifteen. We're
Speaker 2: one year away from the ten year anniversary when doctor
Speaker 2: Ian thinks that women are going to be consistently making
Speaker 2: love with robots. Now I am amongst a bunch of women.
Speaker 2: And I'll put it to you, ladies consistently making love
Speaker 2: to robots.
Speaker 1: When we don't well, my husband doesn't listen. Sometimes it
Speaker 1: feels like a robot.
Speaker 4: So are we not already there?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But I mean we're married. I'm really not having sex
Speaker 3: with anyone, to be honest.
Speaker 2: Firstly, appreciate your secondly, very believable. I'm getting up at
Speaker 2: four am. Great for the beato.
Speaker 1: No, it's not not my about six at night?
Speaker 2: No, but could you put yourself making it up to
Speaker 2: a big sexy machine.
Speaker 1: You can make love to me. I just won't move.
Speaker 2: I can feel a little awkward. Yes, I would say,
Speaker 2: what about can you imagine yourself? I don't know, you're
Speaker 2: just making love to determinate or something like that because
Speaker 2: it's a big machine.
Speaker 1: Robots don't really float my boat.
Speaker 2: Interesting, What about you? Producers?
Speaker 3: Are the robots in in that movie with Will Smith?
Speaker 2: They're kind of.
Speaker 1: Sexy, really.
Speaker 2: Skinny.
Speaker 1: They are a bit I like a skin man.
Speaker 2: Those robots would love a ski leg geene. I reckon
Speaker 2: they yuck.
Speaker 1: I mean you were.
Speaker 2: Robots, But I look at some of those particular robots
Speaker 2: and I don't even think they have penices. So yeah,
Speaker 2: I've got something that they don't.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's really you, not significantly more. Let's be honest, would.
Speaker 2: Stop having conversation with my wife.
Speaker 1: Robots are like ken dolls.
Speaker 3: I reckon they'd be down there, just a sort of
Speaker 3: like a little bonnet situation, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So can you those explain to me why
Speaker 2: this is such a bad thing. Yet at the same time,
Speaker 2: women are falling in love with robots. But my wife
Speaker 2: will say to me, you make love like a robot,
Speaker 2: and is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Speaker 3: Boy?
Speaker 2: Oh boy, you ladies are confusing.
Speaker 1: Jesus Gray area for you, isn't it?
Speaker 2: What time is it? I'm going to get in trouble
Speaker 2: if she hears this. Boy been going on with the
Speaker 2: Blues at the moment.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: After giving most of their supporters heart palpitations on Sunday,
Speaker 3: Michael Voss was probably trying to calm down yesterday morning
Speaker 3: when he was just having a casual cafe at the
Speaker 3: Barton Cafe in Melbourne. When neck minute a Mercedes Benz
Speaker 3: flips on its side, two young kids jump out and
Speaker 3: race off.
Speaker 1: What does VOSSI do?
Speaker 3: VOSSI rips into action and just channels his old days
Speaker 3: as a three time Premiership player for the Brisbane Lines
Speaker 3: and starts sprinting after them and makes the citizens arrest.
Speaker 3: I didn't even take a breath in all of that.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Michael Voss, is there anything you can't do?
Speaker 1: Oh my very goodness.
Speaker 2: Let's see from the cafe owner, James Laski.
Speaker 6: They sprinted up the street, Michael Voss started chasing them,
Speaker 6: and so I chased after them as well. Voss's very fit,
Speaker 6: very quick. I think he's got a very quick sort
Speaker 6: of twenty thirty meter dat, Yes, still got it.
Speaker 3: And do you often think this because you're you're an
Speaker 3: AFL football reporter.
Speaker 1: There are two types of coaches.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is the one coach that is content to
Speaker 3: watch the players do all the hard work and run
Speaker 3: laps and hit the gym.
Speaker 1: And then there's Michael Voss.
Speaker 2: Hundred per cent, maybe h plays apartment on the shore.
Speaker 2: I just don't know. If you're a Brisbane line you're
Speaker 2: sitting there wondering if Chris Fagan's going to do the
Speaker 2: same thing about nine four. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know if back in the day, if you're
Speaker 3: the goldc Sons as a citizens arrest me, mate. If
Speaker 3: Stuart he's as quick as Michael.
Speaker 2: Voss, or even before that Rocket A, he's going to
Speaker 2: actually physically do it. You just yelling I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Rocket.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, someone's triggered from their days on the
Speaker 3: rookie list of the Sword that.
Speaker 2: He was very graceful, but I don't think he ever
Speaker 2: said a word to me because I wasn't worthy.
Speaker 1: I couldn't be bothered.
Speaker 2: Rather a spray from rocket.
Speaker 3: Unbelievable scenes from Michael Voss, and so he managed to
Speaker 3: because there were two of them. He had both of
Speaker 3: them once one managed to escape, but he had the
Speaker 3: other one pinned down and cops.
Speaker 2: That is classic VOSSI he was doing that on the
Speaker 2: AFL field back in the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I remember one time. I think he had both Caine
Speaker 2: and Chad Corns.
Speaker 1: And he had him in a headlock.
Speaker 3: On the field and it's like, do you two brothers
Speaker 3: fight fight fight fight?
Speaker 2: Maybe not Chad, maybe maybe not yet.
Speaker 3: I would like to do this on the back of
Speaker 3: Michael Voss being an absolute hero yesterday on the streets
Speaker 3: of Melbourne thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 1: Have you made a citizen's arrest?
Speaker 2: Surely not so we've thrown out some curly ones. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is very very name.
Speaker 3: I can promise you there is someone here in Adelaide
Speaker 3: who has made a citizen's arrest.
Speaker 1: I am sure of it.
Speaker 2: I'm positive this would be epic. But this is really
Speaker 2: really pushing it.
Speaker 1: I think I will say this to you, Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 1: Don't you doubt me?
Speaker 2: Every time I doubt you always proved me wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'd like to be proven wrong here.
Speaker 3: Okay, the phones haven't lit up just yet, but give
Speaker 3: it a few minutes. Thirteen twenty four to ten. Have
Speaker 3: you been a hero? Have you made a citizen's arrest?
Speaker 2: I'll watch this face. Please, someone call Throat.
Speaker 1: Anyone from SAPOL. Have you turned up to a scene
Speaker 1: and someone's already done you job for you?
Speaker 2: Awake with Joni and Hazy on over, we're talking about
Speaker 2: who is the unsung hero in Melbourne right now, and
Speaker 2: that is Michael Boss.
Speaker 1: Michael Boss Bus.
Speaker 3: He not only did he guide the Blues to the
Speaker 3: top eight to participate in final, but he also tracked
Speaker 3: down a couple of young kids who stole the most
Speaker 3: missaken he's crashed.
Speaker 1: It and then he run down the street and tackle
Speaker 1: them for a citizen's arrest.
Speaker 3: And you said this could not be done, You said,
Speaker 3: there is no way anyone has performed the citizens arrest
Speaker 3: here in Adelaide's South Australia.
Speaker 2: Well, very happy to be proven wrong, though, stand by.
Speaker 1: For the apology please, because Kirsty from Oakden, what happened.
Speaker 2: Back in the day.
Speaker 7: My dad owned Kingwood of his Pride and Joy, and
Speaker 7: someone tried to steal it in the middle of the night.
Speaker 7: And my dad was a big man, almost twenty stone,
Speaker 7: so he actually ran this bloke down and sat on him. Please,
Speaker 7: oh my goodness.
Speaker 2: Oh so yeah, so you sat on him until the
Speaker 2: and the arrest was made correct.
Speaker 7: And not only that, this was before mobile phone time,
Speaker 7: so we rang up the cops by old fashion way
Speaker 7: and dad had earning his jobs on.
Speaker 2: So can we go just one more detail, Cursy, where
Speaker 2: exactly was he sitting on him?
Speaker 7: Run on his stomach? So the poor guy was very
Speaker 7: pale by the time the cops got there.
Speaker 1: That's a good half an hour to case.
Speaker 7: Isn't it.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 4: It was hilarious.
Speaker 7: So it's always a story that we tell it Father's
Speaker 7: Day each year. So we as a bit of a laugh.
Speaker 3: Brilliant, Well, that's amazing, and we going to know one
Speaker 3: Darryl from for your citizens Arrest.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Where do you stick at our paper soul every week
Speaker 8: for about three months. Yeah, but my wife and I
Speaker 8: take out the cardboard and waited for someone to come
Speaker 8: and still the paper. Yeah, which they did at about
Speaker 8: four o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So the front of what he's doing, and I reckon
Speaker 8: she was just moving onto the onto the balcony forest.
Speaker 8: But we didn't have to go and pick it up.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, Anyway, she wanted to go. You can't lay
Speaker 8: and then she probably wet a pants. They called the
Speaker 8: cop and I said what I said, that someone steal
Speaker 8: on that paper And I.
Speaker 2: Said, what do you want us to do about?
Speaker 8: I said, well, come.
Speaker 5: And talk to her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I.
Speaker 8: Couldn't believe that I had her in the drop.
Speaker 3: When you said she prompatly wet her pants, you mean
Speaker 3: figuratively or literally.
Speaker 4: And absolutely she did.
Speaker 1: She wets.
Speaker 2: Was it was it? Fergie? I don't believe.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Daryl.
Speaker 3: That reminds me of the time ras An a man's
Speaker 3: really your beautiful news reader there at Channel seven and
Speaker 3: her husband works at Channel ten.
Speaker 1: And he does all the video stuff.
Speaker 3: And he caught an old guy on c C t
Speaker 3: V every Sunday stealing their Sunday mail.
Speaker 1: Called him on camera.
Speaker 2: So did he get in trouble? They do nothing.
Speaker 1: We ever pulled him up.
Speaker 3: But goodness me, wow, getting caught red handed walking into
Speaker 3: someone's front garden and stealing their pay ask grows, are
Speaker 3: you about it today?
Speaker 2: She'll tell you when your husband is like one of
Speaker 2: the great cameramen as well. Yep, not good in terms
Speaker 2: of trying to steal stuff from there. He'd have great.
Speaker 1: We just don't take him on, that's the thing.
Speaker 2: Cool. Yeah, well, Jade, so are you apology now? I
Speaker 2: think we get a call several calls coming through with
Speaker 2: people making citizens arresting. Yeah, good stuff, Thank you to
Speaker 2: everyone he called through.
Speaker 3: Well Hazy, our next guess is an absolute legend. We
Speaker 3: love talking to him. He comes here every year for
Speaker 3: Fringe to do a little show involving humor and wine.
Speaker 3: What a fantastic combination. Please say a very good morning
Speaker 3: to Merrick Wartz.
Speaker 4: Jody Hazy. How are you going?
Speaker 2: It's a question with that. Notice, have you got to
Speaker 2: go to dad joke?
Speaker 4: Oh god, I actually I am to go to dad joke.
Speaker 4: Anything to do I do in comedy. My children just
Speaker 4: looking like going.
Speaker 8: Oh, can you just not Eric?
Speaker 1: Are you dampted to put them in a headlock and
Speaker 1: just go? Kids?
Speaker 3: Your dad made a lot of money being funny. Okay,
Speaker 3: so next time I do it dat choke, you will last.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I said them all the time. I got you're
Speaker 4: going to private school because your dad does dick jokes.
Speaker 4: You don't understand that, do You don't understand the reciprocity
Speaker 4: of the universe. What I do is really I did
Speaker 4: primary school jokes so you can go to high school.
Speaker 4: You don't understand how.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, don't be obnoxious with me, Merrik. I we
Speaker 1: can't help.
Speaker 3: But notice that you're a Collingwood supporter and you have
Speaker 3: shied the proverbial bed this year.
Speaker 2: At the moment, that's what's going on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it's not.
Speaker 4: It's not been a great year. We've had a horrific
Speaker 4: year of injuries, so it's not been a great year
Speaker 4: for the club. But you know, we'll bounce back next year.
Speaker 4: But I'm really excited to see this four inter state teams,
Speaker 4: you know, non Victorian teams in the in the finals.
Speaker 4: So I think that's good for next I like saying
Speaker 4: port Adelaide in there. To be honest, I think it's
Speaker 4: a nice, little healthy blend. But honestly, what's great about
Speaker 4: foota this year? It could anyone's victory. Anyone could win
Speaker 4: that bag, that top eight. Let's be honest, they are
Speaker 4: all crap, so good luck to them. I think there's
Speaker 4: a few dangerous terms areckon always keep an eye out
Speaker 4: for the cats. I think people are just not paying
Speaker 4: enough attention to how dangerous they are, because, like, like
Speaker 4: a real cat in real life, they will sneak up
Speaker 4: and dig their claws right into you and you'll go,
Speaker 4: how where did you come from? A terrible therboll? I
Speaker 4: think the cat the cats are dangerous, but honestly, I
Speaker 4: would love to see I'd love to see portman it.
Speaker 4: I think it'd be great, awesome.
Speaker 2: Awesome story of Inkley absolutely and on the cats as well.
Speaker 2: What abou when Patrick Dangerfield brings your home half a
Speaker 2: rat and you're like, what are you doing? Patrick's like, mate,
Speaker 2: it's a gift.
Speaker 4: He comes home with a Pigeon's not again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, Patrick, and tough times for you this
Speaker 3: week as well, Mark, because your mortal enemy that is Carlton.
Speaker 3: Not only did they some say unfairly snuck into the eight,
Speaker 3: but then their coach turns out to be an absolute
Speaker 3: national hero by running down exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I still what a great effor that is too. And
Speaker 4: what's excellent is because he's got a really high profile,
Speaker 4: those criminals, when they do get out of prison will
Speaker 4: know who to gone find, so that's excellent. This is
Speaker 4: why I have I have no interest in ever doing
Speaker 4: anything for society or being a hero or helping people,
Speaker 4: because if you do, you end up doing that. Never
Speaker 4: make a citizens arrest. What you want to do is
Speaker 4: you want to save somebody from an attack, right like
Speaker 4: you know, maybe something's in the water. You go and
Speaker 4: save somebody from the water. You're a winner. You can't
Speaker 4: lose you on the news. That's my dream. I'm constantly
Speaker 4: combing the beach just looking for somebody in trouble. Sometimes
Speaker 4: people are just enjoying themselves in the water and I
Speaker 4: swim out. I try to reach them and they go, no,
Speaker 4: I'm having a great time. I'm with my family. Leave
Speaker 4: me alone and go, Come on, Tiger, it's time to
Speaker 4: come in. I've saved your life.
Speaker 3: We go.
Speaker 4: No, mate, I'm I'm way deep. I'm wait deep at all?
Speaker 5: Think of beach.
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: No waves?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I always always stay away from from those sort
Speaker 4: of events. Be good like and BOSSI when says they
Speaker 4: do get out of prison, don't know where.
Speaker 1: To go.
Speaker 7: It?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I just I've got this visual of two blokes just
Speaker 3: walking out to Carlton Football Club and Foss is out
Speaker 3: there taking training and they're like, oh, so we're going
Speaker 3: to have to escort you off.
Speaker 1: There's two blokes with home d bracelets over on the boundary.
Speaker 3: That founder good merk you are, of course, and thank
Speaker 3: god you're here. It's on seven point thirty on the
Speaker 3: beautiful Channel ten network and also ten play tonight. It's
Speaker 3: a very very nerve wracking thing. I can imagine doing
Speaker 3: this show. But now that it's in the caun a
Speaker 3: you happy with it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fantastic.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 4: It's been fifteen years between drinks and me. I haven't
Speaker 4: done it for a long long time, so to come
Speaker 4: back it was just it was wonderful. It was literally
Speaker 4: just like you know, a like putting on an old
Speaker 4: jacket of some of those going, oh, I remember how
Speaker 4: to do this, and yeah, I know that for some
Speaker 4: people it can be really, really nerve wracking, and there
Speaker 4: is a bit of a trick to it to do
Speaker 4: well on it and to not have any kind of
Speaker 4: anxiety around that, and that is to be as dumb
Speaker 4: as I am. Yes, you're dumb as I am. You
Speaker 4: just walk into the situation and have absolutely no care
Speaker 4: and then just figure it out as you go. And
Speaker 4: that's the way I addressed life.
Speaker 3: And I look forward to your skit tonight, which is
Speaker 3: going to be thank god you're here. You're gonna have
Speaker 3: to go and help Michael Voss because there are two quotes.
Speaker 4: That I walk at this Bossy and he's got a
Speaker 4: stolen car, and I go, all right, Bossy, you know what,
Speaker 4: I'm walking back through the blue door the other way.
Speaker 3: Can you handle the Mary Watts, It's a pleasure, as always.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for having a chat with us.
Speaker 4: Thank you guys, have a great days.
Speaker 2: Awesome.
Speaker 1: This is the Grand Final, It sure is.
Speaker 3: We have been through the semis, We've been through the
Speaker 3: elimination finals, We've been through the prelim and here we
Speaker 3: are at the grand final water tune. So last week
Speaker 3: we announced our finals for Adelaide's Most Awesome Schnitzel. They
Speaker 3: were a Gungellen Hotel, the Cathedral Hotel, the Franklin Hotels,
Speaker 3: the lower Light Hotel and the Macclesfield Hotel.
Speaker 2: Allo on everyone, congratulations And that was via goes on
Speaker 2: Facebook as well.
Speaker 3: Thousands of those coming through, thousands upon thousands of votes
Speaker 3: coming through, and it is my absolute pleasure announce the winner.
Speaker 2: Here we go, here we go.
Speaker 1: Ready of Adelaide's most Awesome Schnitzel is the Macclesfield Hotel.
Speaker 1: And joining us now from the Macclesfield Hotel is justin Yorky.
Speaker 6: Your good morning morning, go on, here you go.
Speaker 8: Aren't that's so good?
Speaker 3: Okay? I mean you pledge your case the other day,
Speaker 3: but tell us where your schnitzels are so awesome?
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, it's just one of these things I've been,
Speaker 5: you know, I've been a lot of things wat to
Speaker 5: par and you know.
Speaker 2: It's just a food.
Speaker 5: Everyone loves food these days, so we just put a
Speaker 5: bit of love and it. We make all our own
Speaker 5: studies cut them also, you know, a bit thinking, a
Speaker 5: bit through here. I guess some of the other stuff
Speaker 5: getting around, but I'll guess a lot of guys now
Speaker 5: the sile thing's been going on for quite a few
Speaker 5: years now, so people are really baking the city something
Speaker 5: worth while we'll happen?
Speaker 2: Is that a thing, though, Yorkie? Like, can you have
Speaker 2: you been to pubs where you know that it's just
Speaker 2: prepackaged schnitzel that's been reheated or rethrive?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, look, and it's not anything obviously cock. The leving's
Speaker 5: getting dear of it, and everyone's trying to save money.
Speaker 5: But you know, if you're getting stitchels from a butcher
Speaker 5: or somewhere else, they're going to make their money. So
Speaker 5: you get a thin bit of steak or checking with
Speaker 5: a heap of bread crumbs on it and double batter.
Speaker 5: But when people go out they can actually taste it.
Speaker 1: Hey, Yorki, what are people having on top of your snitzels? Please?
Speaker 5: Oh, we're hates the topping life. Like we've got a
Speaker 5: three little piece which is basically meat on meat on
Speaker 5: meat on just to top it off. Yeah yeah, obviously,
Speaker 5: says eighty percent of our stars of Steady. So we've
Speaker 5: really just got a new menu coming there, which we
Speaker 5: haven't told a lot of people about yet, but yeah,
Speaker 5: there's a more flavors and top and dirt.
Speaker 2: So clearly Yorkie as well, you've got all the votes.
Speaker 2: So people are talking about your schnitzel. Wait, how does
Speaker 2: that sit with you, because you've clearly got a really
Speaker 2: nice reputation for putting up a really really excellent schnitzel.
Speaker 5: Yeah, looks and it's one of those things. I guess
Speaker 5: that's what you get in there, you know, all the
Speaker 5: ways for pubs. I'm a bit of a country boy
Speaker 5: for heart and the point, and a good pub these
Speaker 5: days is hard. A lot of them get ripped up
Speaker 5: for the companies and turning into posties and venues and
Speaker 5: taverns and whatever else. But yeah, we just do a
Speaker 5: good food and try to get the buses affordable and
Speaker 5: and and have a good, good old time at some
Speaker 5: to so.
Speaker 3: Well, we look forward to meeting here today and also
Speaker 3: experiencing the amazing hospitality at the Macclesfield Hotel, and we'll
Speaker 3: be there from twelve o'clock today, So if you're one
Speaker 3: of the first through the door to say Jodie and
Speaker 3: Hazy sent me, then you'll get a free pint in
Speaker 3: the parmy.
Speaker 2: Very good.
Speaker 5: Yep, that'd be great, guys, it'd be good to say.
Speaker 2: We're an absolute pleasure. Congratulations, Yorkie. You guys do such
Speaker 2: good work and we can't wait to see you at midday.
Speaker 5: I might receive it later.
Speaker 2: Good and I just know city cities first. But you're like,
Speaker 2: this is a bloke that I want to have a
Speaker 2: beer with.
Speaker 3: And also is it one of your ambitions to have
Speaker 3: like one of those country pubs. You know, the corner
Speaker 3: is named after you and you die?
Speaker 8: Do you?
Speaker 3: Maybe we can push for that today. Oh gosh, that
Speaker 3: is the goal's courses corner.
Speaker 2: To have some section of the bar named after you,
Speaker 2: little park Yeah, perfect.
Speaker 3: So good?
Speaker 5: Complete?
Speaker 7: What the fork?
Speaker 1: What the fork? What about this?
Speaker 3: Can I tell you that they've done a new survey
Speaker 3: and forty five percent of parents will go into debt
Speaker 3: to take their kids to Disneyland.
Speaker 2: Oh and that is actually really nice when all the
Speaker 2: parents out there crippling financially sharing you really crippling? Yeah,
Speaker 2: lovely concept.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So it's been revealed that these parents typically accumulate nearly
Speaker 3: two thousand dollars in debt with concessions. Transport accommodation being
Speaker 3: the main expenses, and despite the financial strain, around fifty
Speaker 3: nine percent of parents reported no regrets, considering the experience
Speaker 3: a cherished family memory.
Speaker 1: How are you kids sending you broke? Only twenty four
Speaker 1: to ten.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about that. How are your kids sending you broke?
Speaker 3: I think I know, I think I know how your
Speaker 3: kids and you broke, and to do it.
Speaker 2: All aboard the sushi train. So Henriette this phase where
Speaker 2: he was stuck bang into sushi and then he grew
Speaker 2: out of it. Yeah, and maybe he's just had too
Speaker 2: much sushi and now he's right back into it. But
Speaker 2: Lotti is not into it. Okay, whatever, So we went
Speaker 2: the last one we went there, which was last Tuesday.
Speaker 2: I think Lotti is still trying to order food. She's
Speaker 2: obsessed with ordering the food. Yes, I reckon she might have.
Speaker 2: She might have. I called it like the bloody poached
Speaker 2: eel or something. Oh, lotty, that's not you and just
Speaker 2: like all of us. Although she doesn't say an insight,
Speaker 2: both puts the now out and goes, that's discusting.
Speaker 1: Looks all the chefs like that, Well you ordered the eel, mate,
Speaker 1: This is on you.
Speaker 2: So three plates later, which he hasn't touched anything because
Speaker 2: she looks and says, no, I don't want that.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the worst.
Speaker 2: On top of that as well, of course they have
Speaker 2: to have the ice cream from sushi train. Who gets
Speaker 2: the ice.
Speaker 1: Cream, by the way, the jelly and the jelly yep,
Speaker 1: and the drinks yep.
Speaker 2: And then Dad's got a sixty five dollar sushi train bill.
Speaker 1: Sixty five dollars.
Speaker 2: What is outrageous, isn't it for sushi train?
Speaker 1: So hang on, hang on? Are you blaming the kids
Speaker 1: for this one? Or was this dad was a bit famished?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, because dad only has one or two
Speaker 2: places himself. Because you're like, wow, I'm adding it up
Speaker 2: in my head because you can do that at sushi train,
Speaker 2: which is very dangerous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or are you doing that or are you counting caubs?
Speaker 2: Maybe it's a little bit of both. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 2: lot of numbers we count. It's sixty five bucks at
Speaker 2: sush train. That is sending me broke. Thanks very much, kids, I.
Speaker 1: Tell you what's sending me broke. D a n c
Speaker 1: E dance dance.
Speaker 2: Dan, you're a crazy dance mama.
Speaker 1: I'm not a crazy dance mom.
Speaker 3: I have become a dance mom by default, but the
Speaker 3: sheer volume of lessons. I think our eldest is there
Speaker 3: probably four or five times a week, and now the
Speaker 3: youngest has started too, so she's there on Tuesdays and Saturdays.
Speaker 1: And the dance fees per term. I just vomited in
Speaker 1: my mouth how much? But no, I don't.
Speaker 3: I couldn't even hazard a guess for thousands. No, I've
Speaker 3: turned a blind eye to it. I've let my husband
Speaker 3: deal with it because I couldn't cut. But then on
Speaker 3: top of that, Andrew Hayes, Andrew Fisher Hayes, let me
Speaker 3: talk to you about the costumes, the costumes that they
Speaker 3: have to have. There's absolutely no negotiation in the costumes.
Speaker 3: Sometimes we've received invoices for like six hundred dollars just
Speaker 3: for dance costumes.
Speaker 1: That's it right again? Oh more, vomiting in my mouth
Speaker 1: so much? Now, it's insane. This is Jodi and Hazy time.
Speaker 5: What the hok? What the fork?
Speaker 3: For five percent of parents have admitted they go into
Speaker 3: debt to take their kids to Disney, thousands of dollars
Speaker 3: of debt.
Speaker 1: So we're taking your calls this morning on thirteen twenty
Speaker 1: four to ten. Oh, what is it that the kids
Speaker 1: are doing? How are they sending you broke? Let's go
Speaker 1: to Pam from Salisbury, North Hey, Pam, a good good.
Speaker 1: Is it your kids that are sending you broke?
Speaker 9: No, I am'm I'm one of them for one of
Speaker 9: the kids. Okay, yeah, so last year my sister didn't
Speaker 9: exchange through Disney World. Yeah, and my parents wanted to
Speaker 9: go visit her, but had they had to take their
Speaker 9: five other kids with six in total.
Speaker 1: So how much do you reckon that costs all up?
Speaker 9: Actually, my mum's sitting next to me. He said, it
Speaker 9: got a lot of money.
Speaker 1: Are we talking tens of thousands of dollars?
Speaker 5: Pam?
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, easily, yes, I know. White costed out about
Speaker 9: eleven just over eleven years.
Speaker 1: How long did you go for, Pam?
Speaker 7: We went for almost a month, so it was pretty
Speaker 7: pretty pricey.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but we we thought it was going to be
Speaker 9: you know, once in the last time trips.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I'll tell you what. The kids had better
Speaker 2: have the best time ever. They want have been in
Speaker 2: tears the whole time, tears of joy.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, they were. There was a lot of winging
Speaker 9: that there was a lot of walking.
Speaker 1: No, oh my god, you shut the amount?
Speaker 2: How much longer?
Speaker 1: That line ups?
Speaker 3: Too long?
Speaker 1: Thank you so much?
Speaker 2: Man happy, Yeah, absolutely, there you go.
Speaker 1: Take Amanda here? Yeah, okay, Amanda, what do you try?
Speaker 1: What are you kids doing that's costing your fortune? My
Speaker 1: daughter's also dohn tic appointment.
Speaker 4: She's had braces off for a year, so we go
Speaker 4: for a yearly check har So she wears a wire
Speaker 4: to keep the teeth in place.
Speaker 2: After having braces.
Speaker 4: The wires come apart of her teeth and she needs
Speaker 4: three teeth fixed.
Speaker 2: With the where the wire is it?
Speaker 4: Ninety dollars a truth?
Speaker 2: That truth?
Speaker 1: Seventy?
Speaker 4: Have the wire fixed?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Orthodontics are the gift that keeps
Speaker 1: on giving, aren't they?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Did you did it ever even cross your mind? So
Speaker 2: for me, I had to have a root now and
Speaker 2: one of the teeth on the site. And we heard
Speaker 2: about that, Yes, we certainly did. And it crossed my
Speaker 2: mind to have the tooth removed. Really, yeah, have a
Speaker 2: big gap. It would be much less expensive. I'm not
Speaker 2: saying that should happen for your your child there, Amanda,
Speaker 2: but teeth, oh my.
Speaker 3: And Amanda, when you've had an older one that's had braces,
Speaker 3: and then you have a younger one. They're like, whoa,
Speaker 3: she's going to need braces too. You're like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I know the costs that's coming is.
Speaker 4: Not yet We've got another child that wants braces, and
Speaker 4: I'm just quivering at the thought of the cost.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and even do you know how much brace cost?
Speaker 2: Five or six gerience more? Really, Oh my gosh, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: And what about the kids that get braces and then
Speaker 2: they couldn't be bothered wearing their attack and then they
Speaker 2: have to get braces. You'd be so angry if you did.
Speaker 1: What the fork the.
Speaker 3: Well nearly half of all parents with kids under eighteen
Speaker 3: are willing to go into debt to take their kids
Speaker 3: to Disneyland, like willing to go into thousands of dollars
Speaker 3: of debt. So we're talking on thirteen twenty four ten
Speaker 3: this morning, what are you willing to go broke for
Speaker 3: for your kids? It's got a tyler from Monoparil West
Speaker 3: and we were just talking about the sushi train and
Speaker 3: it's so hazardous because you're full and you've had enough,
Speaker 3: but the Aburi salmon goes past your own.
Speaker 2: Just one more. It's not going to do any damage.
Speaker 2: It's sixty five bucks I spent and most of them
Speaker 2: were plates that lotty, my three year old orders, and
Speaker 2: then it doesn't consume. Yeah, because she likes a look
Speaker 2: of it. And as soon as it gets anywhere near
Speaker 2: a mounse, she goes, oh discussing. Yeah, kid, those thoughts yourself.
Speaker 3: And if you're anywhere near smart when you go to
Speaker 3: the sushi train, you have at a marmi beans first,
Speaker 3: and me so soup to fill yourself up before you
Speaker 3: get to the heavy stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you say it? At a marmi beans?
Speaker 1: What did you think they were?
Speaker 2: Thought they were a armi bean? They one of the guys.
Speaker 2: Give me strange. It looks at will and sushi train.
Speaker 2: Can you get the army bean?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Tyler, sorry about my friend? Is a sushi train sending
Speaker 1: you break?
Speaker 7: When I take my Yonce?
Speaker 2: And wow, w oh my gosh? How big is the
Speaker 2: collection of plates at the end?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't think it's so much the collection.
Speaker 7: I think it's the cost of the plate.
Speaker 5: He really has a taste form.
Speaker 1: Oh no, what is that?
Speaker 5: What is that?
Speaker 3: Tyler? Is that the blue plates or the green or
Speaker 3: the red, the most expensive ones that is like six
Speaker 3: bucks each.
Speaker 7: It's like the flack plate.
Speaker 8: We're limited to one play every time we go.
Speaker 5: But then he gets like the salmon just on the
Speaker 5: right and then like with a little salmon role on it,
Speaker 5: and he loves it, and he gets like three flights too.
Speaker 7: It's just a ridiculous.
Speaker 3: You can have one black plate and that is it
Speaker 3: was a thing. Oh gosh, thank you so much. Tyler
Speaker 3: Kate from Beulah Park. What are your kids doing? It's
Speaker 3: sending you broke.
Speaker 8: Good morning team.
Speaker 2: I have four.
Speaker 9: Oh no, I don't know how how goog.
Speaker 7: Force is expensive, but my horse is very expensive and needy.
Speaker 1: Okay, so talk us through. What are all the costs involved?
Speaker 1: Is it the feeds, is it lessons?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 8: So my daughter's just qualified for the state teams to
Speaker 8: go to the nationals, so it's accelerated with getting the.
Speaker 7: Horse ready to go. So she has a dentist, a chiropractor,
Speaker 7: a physio, the saaria.
Speaker 8: She have lessons and then we have to pay to
Speaker 8: go to the cop kiss.
Speaker 7: In which is like to overseas airs.
Speaker 9: And it's also taking two weeks.
Speaker 8: Off of work and of course we had to buy
Speaker 8: the car and the slope. Like overall, over one hundred
Speaker 8: grand is for the car.
Speaker 7: She's totally worth it.
Speaker 8: She's absolutely totally worth it, and I'm very, very proud
Speaker 8: she'd want to be the next Jillian Rolton.
Speaker 7: Well, are you a no responsor?
Speaker 1: We've already already got our own horse here.
Speaker 8: Yes, well that's what I thought.
Speaker 7: He seems pretty needy as well.
Speaker 2: Command about one hundred and fifty cach. I'll tell you
Speaker 2: what is well, what really really breaks the budget, and
Speaker 2: that is he mentioned the dentist horse braces.
Speaker 7: Really expensive, yes, anyway, so but yeah, it's expensive, but
Speaker 7: totally worth it.
Speaker 3: Oh man, don't you wish your kid was just good
Speaker 3: at athletics or something like that?
Speaker 1: It's super check you're a great swimmer.
Speaker 9: She's a really fast runner.
Speaker 5: But I took her to a farm barn a.
Speaker 7: Horse that was faithful.
Speaker 1: The farmer is your first mistake?
Speaker 2: Farm bar?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, can we send you off to the AFO W Showdown.
Speaker 8: That would be amazing.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: You absolutely deserve it. It's a horse for his own
Speaker 2: though we will say that's leave your horses at home.
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Speaker 3: Wow, wait, hundred grand Dance doesn't seem too bad now
Speaker 3: you're getting off lightly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly