Speaker 1: Get your every day adelaides.
Speaker 2: Here's a question for you, Andrew Hayes. If your toddler's
Speaker 2: going Coco banana's in a cafe, you should remove them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but does the cafe owner have the right to go
Speaker 2: Oi out?
Speaker 1: Jesus?
Speaker 3: Depends how insane and they're all insane, but just how
Speaker 3: crazy the toddlers.
Speaker 2: Are and typical toddlers crazy.
Speaker 1: Just ridiculous.
Speaker 3: My kids in that situation, no doubt, go through this
Speaker 3: little phase where they get the sugars and just.
Speaker 1: Open them up and throw them everywhere.
Speaker 4: Cool?
Speaker 3: Good, That's fine. Isn't sugar sachets everywhere?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Good work, guys. We had a good chat about
Speaker 2: one man, particularly up in North Queensland, who went, OI
Speaker 2: get out.
Speaker 3: Yeah in that voice, OI get out and the kids
Speaker 3: don't even care. And depends where you're from, like and
Speaker 3: not just each different part of the country, how old
Speaker 3: you are, whether you have kids or not.
Speaker 1: Very much divided opinion in terms of toddler tantrums.
Speaker 2: Isn't they're sure is enjoyed?
Speaker 3: If you've got toddlers, how much of a joy are they?
Speaker 3: You can speak firsthand on this, can't you? Because you've
Speaker 3: educated about a million of them all.
Speaker 2: They are absolute little nutters. Situation the other day when
Speaker 2: mine was so overtired that she was up on about
Speaker 2: at the gym and she's singing at the top of
Speaker 2: her lungs and everyone loved her and everyone's laughing, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, how good's having a toddler. And then you
Speaker 2: get to the car park and she realized she had
Speaker 2: to get into a car seat.
Speaker 5: Ah, what there you go with jan.
Speaker 2: And straight back and I'm like, you're a psychopath. Two
Speaker 2: minutes ago, you're in the best mood ever. Anyway, they're fun,
Speaker 2: go real fun.
Speaker 3: An Australian cafe owner has doubled down on his decision
Speaker 3: to kick out a family with two children who were
Speaker 3: crying and allegedly throwing things around. So this is at
Speaker 3: the Horseshoe Bay Cafe way up north. Just bloke decided
Speaker 3: the arses guys to leave a tantrum that unfolded for
Speaker 3: around fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's tough.
Speaker 3: So just imagine that you're sitting there enjoying your breakfast
Speaker 3: and this is going on. And I'm someone who's going
Speaker 3: toddlers as well, so I know exactly what went on.
Speaker 3: Absolute mayhem. The children are thought to be aged between
Speaker 3: two and three, and I have said to become upset
Speaker 3: after being told they had to share an ice cream. Oh,
Speaker 3: Mom and Dad, worse move.
Speaker 1: Don't ask Toby to share anything.
Speaker 2: It's like you when I asked to share your food.
Speaker 3: And you absolutely throw the toys out of the cop
Speaker 3: I'm maype both of us. Actually, the older child showed
Speaker 3: his unhappiness by clearing our shelf. This is from the cafe,
Speaker 3: and clearing our shelf with all of the shells and
Speaker 3: items on the counter, so he physically went nuts. Then
Speaker 3: he picked up one of the metal flasks and threw
Speaker 3: it on the tiles. I was surprised didn't smash the tiles.
Speaker 3: His decision to ask the family to leave spark outrage
Speaker 3: from an onlooker named Laura Laura, who branded the owners
Speaker 3: as disgusting after watching the scene unfold. But he told
Speaker 3: the towns of Wilton the cafe and I only interviewed
Speaker 3: because the children were vandalizing the shop and disrupting other customers.
Speaker 3: It's tough because toddlers will be crazy. But at the
Speaker 3: same time, they can't turn your cafe upside.
Speaker 5: Do you can?
Speaker 6: I just add that this is on Magnetic Island. So
Speaker 6: Horseshoe Bay is on Magnetic Island. So you go over
Speaker 6: and it's picturesque. You're literally on paradise in paradise this place.
Speaker 6: So the last thing you would want is to hear
Speaker 6: a screaming child for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Look, it's a very fine line because as when you
Speaker 2: see a child go nuts like another person's child, a
Speaker 2: you thank god it's not yours, but you try to
Speaker 2: have a bit of empathy because we all know what
Speaker 2: it's like. But see, and this is the asterisk to
Speaker 2: this story, there is a point as a parent where
Speaker 2: you have a responsibility to remove that child after six
Speaker 2: or seven minutes if they're losing their shots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and time up and put them in the car.
Speaker 2: Then you've got to start.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no way, that's Southwest and New South I was
Speaker 3: back in the eighties.
Speaker 6: But hang on a sac like six or seven minutes,
Speaker 6: wouldn't you.
Speaker 5: So I went to a play the other day.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, you went to a play?
Speaker 6: So I took I took my nieces to in Wonderland
Speaker 6: and there was a gentleman there with a baby slash no,
Speaker 6: maybe one and a half two years old, who was
Speaker 6: intermitionently crying and fussing, and he would get up kind
Speaker 6: of walk to the back of the theater so you
Speaker 6: can still hear, Like we were sitting up there, so
Speaker 6: this child's going off, and then he'd randomly walk out
Speaker 6: come back in. He was still the baby was still
Speaker 6: losing its mind instead of just like removing to you. Yeah,
Speaker 6: so no one, you can't hear because it's a play,
Speaker 6: so they're just speaking down on stage. You could hear
Speaker 6: them only just because this baby was fussing.
Speaker 5: The whole time. Obviously, I don't have children.
Speaker 6: And so I feel like I can't say much on this,
Speaker 6: but it was really really annoying.
Speaker 1: No place, don't take children toddlers to place.
Speaker 3: I don't care what they're saying, but I don't think
Speaker 3: if they're four children, just don't take them.
Speaker 2: My thought process, wills should be a children free space.
Speaker 5: Yes, it should be.
Speaker 3: So you got a thought on this because you are younger,
Speaker 3: and you're probably someone who, with your lovely, gorgeous, flawless
Speaker 3: boyfriend Alex, probably enjoys a little breakfast every now and then.
Speaker 5: I do, and I'm the same.
Speaker 7: It's always empathy, I think, yes, because you're looking at
Speaker 7: the parents, going, oh god, you poor things. You'll be okay,
Speaker 7: But if they're being destructive, it's.
Speaker 2: Time to remember. Also, who started it? You know, parents
Speaker 2: just started it.
Speaker 6: But the parents said that they had to share the
Speaker 6: ice cream, so that's how it all kicked off.
Speaker 7: But who started throwing things the caf?
Speaker 3: Yes, I think we can all agree though. I think
Speaker 3: we can all safely in the space agree that Toddlers is.
Speaker 1: Double nine my nine? Are we right?
Speaker 2: What you're waking up to? Adelaide?
Speaker 1: Breaking news? What's the news today?
Speaker 2: My snooze news gets to the tennis in just a moment.
Speaker 2: And that was me. I was supposed to be speaking
Speaker 2: off air about where Oftener was from last night, who
Speaker 2: played an epic match against against Cock and Arcus, And
Speaker 2: I've guessed Austria, but we'll get someone to confirm that.
Speaker 1: That's fine, right, keep your thoughts yourself for goodness sake.
Speaker 1: I'm just joking. I actually asked you where you're from.
Speaker 3: It's like, where's he from? And you're I think he's from.
Speaker 3: Soon as I ask you the question.
Speaker 1: I turned.
Speaker 2: I know that whe's the biggest setup of all type
Speaker 2: where's he's off? And the bloat from Oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: think he's from much On anyway, Abby, what do we
Speaker 2: need to know today?
Speaker 6: Good morning? He is Austrian. By the way, he's their
Speaker 6: number one player. As we've discussed just before, too down
Speaker 6: it's all happening in Adelaide. Tour down Under the test
Speaker 6: starts today as well. So the toodown Under is one
Speaker 6: hundred and forty one kilometers and it's from Norwood to Lobethal.
Speaker 6: They'll go through Summertown, Boalhanna and Woodside as well, so
Speaker 6: that's exciting. It all kicks off from about eleven ten.
Speaker 6: Is your eye appointment before after eleven forty?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Your stuff? Yeah, I'm going to go to my
Speaker 2: appointment and the optomicist is going to say I can
Speaker 2: see you having traffic problems.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, correct.
Speaker 6: Now Adelaide Oval obviously will be it's all happening Adelaide Oval.
Speaker 6: So we've got the West Indies Test. Obviously, cans in
Speaker 6: our permanent part of the food and beverage lineup, so
Speaker 6: no longer do you have to have a plastic cup
Speaker 6: for your drink, which is brilliant because I'm not a
Speaker 6: fan of those. They're also they were also introduced twenty
Speaker 6: self checkout food and beverage terminals, So essentially AI is
Speaker 6: going to recognize and ring up your food and drink
Speaker 6: so you can check out faster.
Speaker 2: That's interesting. Can you imagine that's controversial? Forty seven beers
Speaker 2: by the end of the day just checking out their
Speaker 2: own tubs and their hot dogs.
Speaker 6: It's like when you go to Woollies and it tells
Speaker 6: you that you're stealing, but you've been to another shop
Speaker 6: and you've got stuff in your trolley.
Speaker 2: Yeah what Yeah.
Speaker 6: I went to Alice the other day and they said
Speaker 6: they were buzzing going. The checkout was telling me I
Speaker 6: had stuff in my trolley and I was like, oh,
Speaker 6: this is from Big w I've got a receipt and
Speaker 6: the woman's like, yeah, that's fine. And I thought you
Speaker 6: didn't check that I could have had anything in here.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I often think that as well, like just how casual
Speaker 3: they are, we're checking your stuff. I'm like, if it
Speaker 3: really went hard, really steal some stuff, it's something to
Speaker 3: think about.
Speaker 5: Anyway.
Speaker 2: I know we're absolutely digressing here, but I was in
Speaker 2: I won't say the other day. It was a supermarket
Speaker 2: and there was a guy who was clearly under the
Speaker 2: influence of something who had a backpack and was just
Speaker 2: walking down picking off the big electronic toothbrushes and putting
Speaker 2: them in his bag, right, And so I said, oh,
Speaker 2: you might want to check out the guy in I'll
Speaker 2: thirteen and he's just having a good old time helping himself.
Speaker 2: And they're like, oh, there's nothing we can do.
Speaker 3: Well, see that's our thing that I've heard as well,
Speaker 3: and I think it's applied to some service stations.
Speaker 1: You can't, you can't. You can't touch them, you can't touch.
Speaker 5: Them, So like, get over here.
Speaker 1: But isn't that the thing?
Speaker 3: All we can do is say, excuse me, are you shoppling?
Speaker 3: If they go no, then there's not much he can do,
Speaker 3: no exactly.
Speaker 5: Anyway.
Speaker 6: Lastly from me, Sarah Stork has had a three pet
Speaker 6: She's won the Emmy for Shivroy in succession, so good
Speaker 6: old Adelaide actress there.
Speaker 5: She's yeah, doing very well.
Speaker 2: Represent Yeah newss. Do you want to talk to tennis now? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sure, Okay, let's talk to Narsi Cock and Arcas our
Speaker 3: boy the Teacock. He's through pretty epic first round to
Speaker 3: be honest, with your five sets and not good for
Speaker 3: the rig but still got through seven six, which was
Speaker 3: a tiebreak in the fifth at ten eight over Sebastian Offner,
Speaker 3: who is who is Austrian?
Speaker 1: Austrian?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was in the epic match and he was.
Speaker 2: He lost the second two sets and he looked gone
Speaker 2: for all money and then came back. The difference was
Speaker 2: between the two. Oftener was showing his emotions and getting
Speaker 2: involved in the crowd. Who was sort of sense that
Speaker 2: and we're giving it to him in between serves if
Speaker 2: you missed the first and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2: But Cocknuncas was cool as a cucumber, Yeah, and got
Speaker 2: through the Nyl's good.
Speaker 1: Isn't he? Yeah? Spoke after the match.
Speaker 4: I had a sort of top end for last year,
Speaker 4: top starts to this year. And I know it's the
Speaker 4: first round, but this one meant a lot. Obviously last
Speaker 4: year that one hurt. I had a couple of junkies
Speaker 4: come up to me a crawd casino ripping miss that
Speaker 4: loss against Murray, so.
Speaker 1: I didn't enjoyed that too much.
Speaker 4: But glad I could make amends and win a five
Speaker 4: set of here. As I said, I can't thank you
Speaker 4: guys enough. It's ridiculous In.
Speaker 1: Here, so thank you every time to Nasi speaks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, so he nearly dropped an F bomb, but
Speaker 2: he sensed himself. You can say, remember when him and
Speaker 2: God Curios used to do press conferences after their doubles
Speaker 2: and you're like, this is gonna be a loose man.
Speaker 2: You didn't know what they were going to say.
Speaker 1: It's great because they're trying to shock each other.
Speaker 2: Almost yes, yeah, absolutely. He also opened on so into it.
Speaker 1: What about?
Speaker 2: Terry Irwin jumped on stage with her son Robert, and
Speaker 2: they were at a veterinary conference in Florida over the weekend,
Speaker 2: and she asked the audience. She said, has anyone got
Speaker 2: a Steve Irwin tattoo? And a couple of people for
Speaker 2: their hands up. She said, oh wow, I'm shocked by that.
Speaker 2: She goes, I don't even have a Steve Irwin tattoo,
Speaker 2: and then she made a real X rated gag in
Speaker 2: front of Bobby Irwin, and this is what she had
Speaker 2: to say. If you can't hear it, I'll explain it
Speaker 2: for you afterwards. I have Steves.
Speaker 3: Okay, Serry, and then she.
Speaker 2: Followed up with I don't think I can show you
Speaker 2: all where it.
Speaker 3: Is really come on mam okay Mom. When mom says
Speaker 3: stuff like that, you're like, oh.
Speaker 1: It's nothing sexual. Mom. If I say, aren't you bless her?
Speaker 2: Good on your test, I'm sure.
Speaker 3: I'm sure the big fellow's upstairs looking down and going
Speaker 3: terry at your post those news it's six at thirteen
Speaker 3: or no, my not.
Speaker 2: I think every couple plays that game where they're together
Speaker 2: and a hot woman walks past, and the partner takes
Speaker 2: great joy at watching your husband or your boyfriend or
Speaker 2: whoever it may be, trying not to look at said
Speaker 2: hot woman, and you're just giving them the side. I like,
Speaker 2: I know you're gonna look. I know you're gonna look.
Speaker 2: And my hobby, Greg and I play that game where
Speaker 2: I'll watch him and his head swivels and he has
Speaker 2: a little look and his excuse since I met him
Speaker 2: has always been a thought I.
Speaker 1: Knew it, And you go, what what do you mean?
Speaker 1: You thought you knew? He's just straight down path.
Speaker 2: And so it's got to the point now where when
Speaker 2: he has a little perva, go oh do you know
Speaker 2: what did you and he's like, yeah, yeah, thor on
Speaker 2: you anyway. So that's the game we based.
Speaker 1: We could go by the way Voke's listening right now.
Speaker 1: That is a really really smart.
Speaker 3: Intelligent way, which doesn't work anymore. No, but in the
Speaker 3: initial stages we'll played Gregor.
Speaker 2: I think I've outed it. But do you do that
Speaker 2: with your boyfriend Alex?
Speaker 7: Yeah, well sort of, he's not too obvious. I do it,
Speaker 7: especially on Instagram or like if scrolling something, I go
Speaker 7: kind of the opposite a little bit. I shoot myself
Speaker 7: on the footbet I go, oh god, she's gorgeous. Yeah,
Speaker 7: and then you'll have a look and he goes, yeah, oh.
Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 7: And I can't even get you know, grumpy with him,
Speaker 7: because he'll go, well, you said.
Speaker 2: It, yeah, you've putted it out. So on our holiday,
Speaker 2: there were supermodels absolutely everywhere. In this particular location, there's
Speaker 2: lots of expats, and there was a running track out
Speaker 2: the back of where we were staying, and so every
Speaker 2: single morning, let's just be these hot women in active
Speaker 2: active wear strolling around with their little designer dogs. It
Speaker 2: was hilarious. My husband fell in love seventy eight times
Speaker 2: on her Christmas holiday, and it wasn't with me, But
Speaker 2: there was one blonde woman in particular who even I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, what are you doing here?
Speaker 2: You should be on a Paris catwalk. So she we
Speaker 2: dubbed her the Russian supermodel. So over the course of
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks, he's just like, eh, Russian super
Speaker 2: model was in the dog park. I'm like, oh yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 2: on the last day, she walks past us as we're
Speaker 2: taking a walk with the kids down the running track,
Speaker 2: and I said, well, last day of our trip, shoot
Speaker 2: your shot mate, go for it, Like, if this is
Speaker 2: going to happen, you may as well confess you're undying
Speaker 2: love to her. And he's like, yeah, all right, okay,
Speaker 2: we'll see how we go. I got caught up with
Speaker 2: the toddler in the playground and she walked past him
Speaker 2: and I caught up and I said, how do you go?
Speaker 2: He goes, yeah, no, she's accepted it. She's she's happy
Speaker 2: to go ahead. And I went, oh, yeah, cool, Well
Speaker 2: the kids and I will jump on the plane tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Off you trot. And then the twelve year old who
Speaker 2: was eavesdropping her she always does, pipes up and she goes, well,
Speaker 2: you got a new mummy. In my mind, I think
Speaker 2: a lot of people spend time pondering Am I a
Speaker 2: good person? You know that introspection? Am I contributing to
Speaker 2: the world and society? Well, I'm about to give you
Speaker 2: the answers because I'm about to give you these signs. Well,
Speaker 2: there are twenty seven green flags, not red flags that
Speaker 2: make you a bad person, but green flags that show
Speaker 2: you that you're a good person. So if you meet someone,
Speaker 2: have a think about these things, and then you can
Speaker 2: tell almost immediately if they're a good person or not.
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear them?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 1: Okay, sounds very black and white too.
Speaker 3: It sounds like if you don't pass some of these
Speaker 3: tests immediately, then automatically you're just an absolute piece of
Speaker 3: you know what.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not saying that. They're open for debate, which
Speaker 2: is why this is a nice, happy space where we
Speaker 2: can discuss things just.
Speaker 1: Before we start.
Speaker 3: What if we met for the first time and you
Speaker 3: said hello, and I said good, thanks, get out of
Speaker 3: my life.
Speaker 1: Red flag?
Speaker 2: All right, I'm going to do about ten of them
Speaker 2: because there's too many to go through. But one of
Speaker 2: them is they speak to weight staff. Will you speak
Speaker 2: to weight stuff politely? Or anyone in the service industry
Speaker 2: that's a good indicator is indicator. If you're rude to
Speaker 2: those people, get out of my life. They love animals
Speaker 2: and are kind to them. I don't know if I
Speaker 2: subscribed to that because I didn't like dogs for a
Speaker 2: very long time. But no, but I had to argue
Speaker 2: to people that doesn't make me a bad person. I
Speaker 2: just never grew up with dogs, you know.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to smash it there for a second,
Speaker 3: but then I realized that I didn't like little dogs.
Speaker 3: And then our little Indiana who's recently passed away, was
Speaker 3: Carra's dog, little white thing, and I've never loved I've
Speaker 3: never loved an animal more.
Speaker 4: I no.
Speaker 2: But also a way to bring down the mood by saying,
Speaker 2: your dog just died. Thanks mate, No.
Speaker 1: I'm sad anyway. Now I'm back up.
Speaker 2: Another green flag. They ask questions about you. Okay, so
Speaker 2: if we're having a conversation, you don't just talk about
Speaker 2: yourself the whole time. You go, how are you?
Speaker 1: I watched the tennis last.
Speaker 2: Oh this is a good one. So they compliment other
Speaker 2: people behind their backs. I like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's not a lot of that these days.
Speaker 5: He talks crape.
Speaker 2: About you or really, what's he say?
Speaker 3: I'd never never give someone a compliment to their face,
Speaker 3: only do it behind their back.
Speaker 1: There's not a lot of that going.
Speaker 2: On, is okay. Yeah, so that's one. Like what sort
Speaker 2: of stuff though? I'll tell you later. Okay, they're not
Speaker 2: This is a big one for me. They're not constantly
Speaker 2: checking their phone. There is nothing worse than when you're
Speaker 2: trying to have a conversation with someone and they're just
Speaker 2: sitting on their phone the whole time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm on the phone way too much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wa laughing at I'm not laughing producers? Are we?
Speaker 2: They ask if you've eaten? You're right? Do you need
Speaker 2: something to drink?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That's yeah, food. I like that.
Speaker 7: That's enough.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Another one is this person is your personal assistant? Have
Speaker 1: you do you need to be burned?
Speaker 2: He's a good one. They put their rubbish in their
Speaker 2: ban and clean up after themselves. I'm a big one
Speaker 2: for that in food courts, Like if you eat in
Speaker 2: a food court and then you just get up and
Speaker 2: leave you tray there and no no, no, no no no, yeah, sai.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm a big one for If
Speaker 3: you're at a pub and you finish your beer, you're
Speaker 3: going up to get another one.
Speaker 1: Just take your faster, take your glass.
Speaker 2: Don't wait for some poor like seventeen year old pimply
Speaker 2: kid to come around and pick it up for you.
Speaker 2: You know they're getting paid eight dollars an hour. He's seventeen.
Speaker 2: He shouldn't be there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bar, are you going to?
Speaker 2: That's the whole point. The manager of that bar, I
Speaker 2: shouldn't employ seventeen year olds. He's a bad person or
Speaker 2: a good person.
Speaker 1: I get it. When you're eighteen, you want the beer
Speaker 1: glass to stack up.
Speaker 2: It's taking and there's one more. And I really like
Speaker 2: this one. When you walk away from them, you feel
Speaker 2: good about yourself. Okay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: That's nice.
Speaker 2: So you walk away from a conversation you go, jeez,
Speaker 2: that person makes me feel good. And I think that's
Speaker 2: the whole point of us being on the planet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you get those vibes when you leave.
Speaker 2: With you, I'm completely paranoid thinking what are they all saying?
Speaker 2: If I have to leave a meeting early, I feel like,
Speaker 2: you know, leaving a listening device to see what you're
Speaker 2: all saying.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Do you have any things that make you think all.
Speaker 3: That that's a good person you've got an absolute few triggers,
Speaker 3: someone who always respects and the use of shorts on
Speaker 3: a male all year round. I think that's something you
Speaker 3: should definitely go both ways. Always wave when someone lets
Speaker 3: you win.
Speaker 1: And no matter what it.
Speaker 3: Is, like, it doesn't matter how big of a deal.
Speaker 3: It is just a quick wave, like how hard is
Speaker 3: it to throw your hands up.
Speaker 1: In the air.
Speaker 2: Conversely, conversely, I'm that person that if you don't wave,
Speaker 2: then I've waited for you to come through a narrow
Speaker 2: space and you don't.
Speaker 3: I give it this one because because it's one or
Speaker 3: the other, I know you're either my best friend because
Speaker 3: he waved, or you are my most hated enemy because
Speaker 3: you didn't wave.
Speaker 1: There's nowhere in between.
Speaker 2: What about people who replace the toilet role thinking about
Speaker 2: the other person. You don't want to leave someone stranded
Speaker 2: in the cubicle. Do you go, excuse me, you've got
Speaker 2: some toilet baby, but do a random stranger.
Speaker 3: I'll take it to the next level. And I don't
Speaker 3: want to seem disgusting. But if you've made a bit
Speaker 3: of a mess and the talk clean it, clean.
Speaker 2: It up, I'm with you. When you put your trolley
Speaker 2: back at the supermarket. There's no onus on you to do,
Speaker 2: so someone will come around and do it for you.
Speaker 2: But it's just a nice thing to do. And the
Speaker 2: other thing that makes you a good person I reckon
Speaker 2: is if you do charitable things but you don't tell
Speaker 2: everyone about it.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: You know, my man, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Andrew, absolutely, Okay, you.
Speaker 2: Got any Yeah, I do. I reckon.
Speaker 7: A big one is people who will hold the elevator open.
Speaker 7: If you're coming across the room. You know, you're waiting
Speaker 7: for the elevator and they're in there and they stop
Speaker 7: it for you and hold it over.
Speaker 1: He's like riding through the other I'm just watching a guy.
Speaker 2: Absolutely suthing you would. Let's go to Amber from Elizabeth
Speaker 2: East Hi, Amber, Hi, good, good. What's a green flag
Speaker 2: for you? What makes a good person?
Speaker 8: Definitely if you're walking down the street somewhere or early
Speaker 8: in the morning, if you make eye contact with somebody
Speaker 8: and they give you a little smile or you know,
Speaker 8: they say.
Speaker 6: Hi or something like that.
Speaker 2: Definitely, So I like to do that. But then I
Speaker 2: worry Amber that people think I'm a bit of a
Speaker 2: creep because I learned that from my mother. My mother
Speaker 2: will go for a walk and every single person. You're
Speaker 2: going morning, morning, morning.
Speaker 1: Or you're going up Mount Lofty, Steve, good chat.
Speaker 2: I'm just down good hill climb chat.
Speaker 1: Great, He'll chat.
Speaker 2: Wade from Alan big Garden's good morning, Wade, good morning,
Speaker 2: good morning. Do you have a green flag?
Speaker 8: No, I've actually got a bit of a red flag
Speaker 8: kind of flowing on from your your wave when someone
Speaker 8: lets you it in the traffic.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 8: But the other one is when you're driving along and
Speaker 8: there's a lane coming up that's blocked off for roadworks
Speaker 8: or whatever, and you get those people that speed right
Speaker 8: up and then trying to squeeze in last minute. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm exactly the same.
Speaker 8: And I have to say, Jody, I agree with you
Speaker 8: about meeting school. I meet a lot of people myself,
Speaker 8: and remembering names could be so difficult when you meet
Speaker 8: that many people, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: You wait, wave, try mate, Hopefully we speak to you
Speaker 3: again very very soon. Are you wait until Jodey's like,
Speaker 3: oh get away from Allemi Gardens. Nice to meet you,
Speaker 3: and just you just wait and see how it feels.
Speaker 8: Like I wouldn't remember I wouldn't forget you too.
Speaker 3: It's a good one though, because I always think, can
Speaker 3: we just all team up the pelican who's trying to
Speaker 3: cruise down the side and getting can't we all team
Speaker 3: up and make sure that he doesn't get in?
Speaker 1: But someone will. It's always a person in front of
Speaker 1: you that goes, oh, okay, you.
Speaker 2: Can, isn't It isn't the rule? One in, like one in,
Speaker 2: like you let every second person? What am I trying
Speaker 2: to say?
Speaker 1: And that's the other thing as well.
Speaker 3: When someone in front of you lets people in and
Speaker 3: they let like two or three people in, that's fine,
Speaker 3: you're being the hero of the people coming in, but
Speaker 3: you're inconveniencing everyone behind you.
Speaker 2: My god, I'd hate to be a driver around you.
Speaker 2: There are so many rules that no one understands.
Speaker 1: I'm so aggressive.
Speaker 5: It's quite dark. For what the Fork?
Speaker 2: The forks back, Yeah, and I probably should just reset
Speaker 2: this for anyone who's just tuning in for the first time.
Speaker 2: What the Fork is a segment that we do was
Speaker 2: born out of the fact that every time you go
Speaker 2: into an office space into the kitchen, there's no forks,
Speaker 2: which led us to the question what the fork and
Speaker 2: this can relate to everyday conundrums where you look at
Speaker 2: stuff you go what the fork does that mean? And
Speaker 2: on this occasion, we thought it only best that we
Speaker 2: do the holiday edition. What the fork did you see
Speaker 2: on your holidays that you thought, Oh my god, you
Speaker 2: can text us to for double O nine one nine
Speaker 2: nine one nine. There's a call on thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to kick us off?
Speaker 1: Yes? Please?
Speaker 2: Okay, first thing I saw that, I thought, what the fork.
Speaker 2: We were on a flight from Adelaide de Bangkok, and
Speaker 2: flights can be uncomfortable, there's no question about that, particularly
Speaker 2: in an economy where there's no space and you crammed into
Speaker 2: a roll for with four people.
Speaker 1: Amen.
Speaker 2: The guy pressed against our window hazy. At one stage.
Speaker 2: I looked over and he'd adjusted his leg so his
Speaker 2: foot with a sock on it, was resting up on
Speaker 2: his tray table.
Speaker 1: Oh nice, what the mate.
Speaker 2: So next time you're on a flight and you get
Speaker 2: your little chicken pie and a little bit of pastry
Speaker 2: drops onto your tray table and you think, oh, that'll
Speaker 2: be all right to eat, It's not alright to eat
Speaker 2: because there is some douche out there who had his
Speaker 2: foot resting on the place where we all eat our food.
Speaker 3: And in his mindset maybe he's not that much of
Speaker 3: a douche in normal life, and he's like.
Speaker 1: I'm on a holidays, yeah, and I'm ONID this one.
Speaker 1: I paid for this ticket.
Speaker 2: We did, we all inmatee. That was the first thing
Speaker 2: I se what the fork? I saw the second what
Speaker 2: the fork was when I visited the toilet in Bangkok
Speaker 2: and I was confronted with the good old fashioned bidet.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, just quickly side note.
Speaker 3: Remember a newsreader Abby was talking about bidets and you
Speaker 3: caught a bidet.
Speaker 1: A few months ago. Iry.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm just about to show you a video because
Speaker 2: I thought Hazy would appreciate this because I am so
Speaker 2: confused right now. It was a really high tech bidet, right,
Speaker 2: So that is what I was confronted with the toilet there.
Speaker 2: But look at all those symbols.
Speaker 1: What are the options? You've got so many different options.
Speaker 2: That is so true. There's about eight to ten different
Speaker 2: options here, and I thought, I don't know what any of.
Speaker 1: This means, so you have to genuinely look it up.
Speaker 2: Yes, I've goo got it. So this is this is
Speaker 2: what all the different symbols on a bday me booty
Speaker 2: hit twice for soft cleaning mode, front all for ladies,
Speaker 2: oscillation back and forth, pulsating clean wand pressure low to high,
Speaker 2: position back to forward, and presets. And there are one
Speaker 2: or two user settings you can save your positions, like
Speaker 2: for spray strength, etc. So I didn't know what was
Speaker 2: going on at the time. That was before I googled it,
Speaker 2: So I just hit them all at the time of
Speaker 2: my life.
Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on here, but my heart
Speaker 3: rates elevated.
Speaker 6: The key words in there isn't that Did you leave
Speaker 6: the toilet at all night?
Speaker 2: No? We were there for two days, make good, didn't move.
Speaker 2: The kids were like, where's mum. Oh she's still in
Speaker 2: the toilet.
Speaker 1: She's going to the door again. Oh she okay, trust me,
Speaker 1: she's fine. She's absolutely fine.
Speaker 3: First time I used a bidet was on our honeymoon
Speaker 3: as well. Really, and boy oh boy, it's confronting, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It's confronting but also exhilarating.
Speaker 3: I think the aim is to clean those bits down there.
Speaker 3: It feels like it cleans your entire soul. It's very
Speaker 3: very confronted. For the first time.
Speaker 2: Good bidet chat the fork bedets. Oh give us a
Speaker 2: called thirteen twenty fourteen. What the fork did you see
Speaker 2: on your holidays? Yes, we've got a text here from
Speaker 2: Gina from Dinnercourt. She said, I went to Italy for
Speaker 2: the first time to visit family. I walked into the
Speaker 2: walk in pantry to find a snack only to see
Speaker 2: a dead chook hanging out to dry from the ceiling.
Speaker 1: It happens, happens at the time.
Speaker 2: What's the fork?
Speaker 1: What's happening? I'm not really used to that.
Speaker 2: And those people just go down to Woolies and get
Speaker 2: one for twelve bucks in the hot chook session.
Speaker 1: What's the difference?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It'sween a little tradey's handbag and a little chok hanging
Speaker 3: from the top. What epens if you go to Woolies
Speaker 3: and bring your chick home just hanging from the ceiling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. That's strange stuff, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah? I keep the text coming through.
Speaker 3: I call double O nine one nine at nine one
Speaker 3: nine because sometimes you just have a little bit of
Speaker 3: a culture shock down.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you have a culture shotdown at Victor Harbor?
Speaker 1: Not really tended to get through pretty much on I
Speaker 1: have a.
Speaker 2: Bit of a culture shop when I walk into Victor Central.
Speaker 2: She's a bit of an older demographic down there, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a bit of a mixed one. I sort
Speaker 3: of feel like the locals can see you coming as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and sometimes they really yeah, they can really sort
Speaker 1: of pounce on the fact that you're a tourist. Yes,
Speaker 1: I sort of feel like some of the locals go, oh,
Speaker 1: here we go, it's that top of the year. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: we love you. I'm not sure we love you.
Speaker 2: Guys, they can you can tell me. They can tell
Speaker 2: you a tourist when you're head to the line to
Speaker 2: line up for the cockle train because none of the
Speaker 2: locals are doing that.
Speaker 3: And bless bless the port out of Elliott Bakery. They
Speaker 3: can see you coming when Yeah, and I was part
Speaker 3: of it as well.
Speaker 1: I lined up for the port. Yes, I did go
Speaker 1: to the front and my wife's I'll just get a sandwich.
Speaker 2: I've done that. I've had the garden solid.
Speaker 1: From there for twenty minutes at the Border Bakery to
Speaker 1: get a salad. That's right, Why are we lining up?
Speaker 1: Just look like it's popular.
Speaker 2: Everyone in the line is going, what the fork?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Good stuff?
Speaker 3: All right, come out next birthday, payday, your chance to
Speaker 3: wit one thousand bucks just for having a birthday.
Speaker 1: Best part about this thing, Jodes is.
Speaker 2: A birthday. So everyone, sorry, I checked out.
Speaker 8: We're gone back in time on this daisy again.
Speaker 3: Time from this daisy is wacky Wednesday time. At certain
Speaker 3: times of the year be like, oh jeez, Wednesday, you're
Speaker 3: either hit or miss giving its midwake. But in January
Speaker 3: it just sort of feels like, even though you might
Speaker 3: be back in with work, you're still a little.
Speaker 2: Bit and holder that Yeah, that's okay, it's gonna there
Speaker 2: will be a lasting effect for a few weeks to come.
Speaker 3: Yet, seventh of January twenty seventeen, let's go back to
Speaker 3: this day. Search for missing aircraft MHE three seventy over
Speaker 3: the Indian Ocean is called off.
Speaker 1: We managed to complete a hand d dreen thousand square
Speaker 1: limited search.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately we're unable to find the plane and men's free seven.
Speaker 1: The whole thing is just mind blowing.
Speaker 2: It's crazy, completely bizarre that a whole plane full of
Speaker 2: people could just go missing.
Speaker 3: I think that's it, and that's the that is the
Speaker 3: overriding thought from everyone. It's like, how it gave you
Speaker 3: a greater understanding of just how big the ocean is,
Speaker 3: to be honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also every time you step on an international flight,
Speaker 2: you go, oh, we're you good here?
Speaker 1: Yeah, who's driving this thing? What's going on?
Speaker 2: I always clocked the pilot when you're on the air
Speaker 2: bridge on the way and just to see that they
Speaker 2: look normal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, gez, what have you ever gone the other way
Speaker 3: and you're like, look at that pilot?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just turn around and go back up into the
Speaker 2: Adelaide Airport.
Speaker 3: I'll just back up into the Virgin Land the Cooper's Bar.
Speaker 3: The Coopers Bar won't be a thanks, no worries twenty bucks.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I'm so sad now twenty nineteen. Missy
Speaker 3: Elliott is the first female rapper to be inducted into
Speaker 3: the song Writers Hall of Fame. Doesn't surprise me at
Speaker 3: all because she's Filet Mignon. She's nice and young, and
Speaker 3: you best believe that she's number one.
Speaker 1: What a champion, Missy Elliott? Wasn't you?
Speaker 7: Was it?
Speaker 2: Chick?
Speaker 1: So cool?
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty two. Ukp and Boris Johnson admits he tended
Speaker 3: to bring your own boo staff party maybe twenty twenty
Speaker 3: During the country's first lockdown.
Speaker 1: Look, I'm just gonna say this. I'm not sure if
Speaker 1: I'm going to get in trouble with this. What an
Speaker 1: absolute mess.
Speaker 3: Boris Johnson was is a genuine mess of a bloke
Speaker 3: and he ran the country.
Speaker 2: And he was one of those cereal cheaters too, Like
Speaker 2: he went from wife to wife to wife, and there
Speaker 2: was always a little plan B for Boris and a
Speaker 2: little crossover.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I feel like the same situation with my son.
Speaker 3: You'd have to pick him down to comb his hair. You,
Speaker 3: but for goodness sake, Boris to stay still. Okay, I'm
Speaker 3: going to put some water through your hair. Now you
Speaker 3: have to comb your hair.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I thought you were going to say Henry was
Speaker 2: a serial cheater in like grade two with crossovers.
Speaker 1: No. No, Henry used to attend bring your own booze parties.
Speaker 2: Due to the lockdown, not only a ten, but would
Speaker 2: organize them, invite the whole class.
Speaker 3: True number one song on January seventeen, nineteen ninety six,
Speaker 3: Breakfast to Tiffany's by a Deep Blue Something.
Speaker 1: Let's take a proper little trip back.
Speaker 2: Into the mid nineties, say song so we got nothing
Speaker 2: in come.
Speaker 1: Been a really really big show. Cricket's on today, really
Speaker 1: really exciting stuff. Yeah, who's going to open the batting?
Speaker 1: That's a big question.
Speaker 2: Well that's when you need to know cricket stuff. You
Speaker 2: turned to Abby in the newsroom, who's the absolute guru?
Speaker 2: I quit Yet we have to explain why you're quitting.
Speaker 1: First, let's just recap. I didn't see this come and.
Speaker 6: All eyes will be on Steve for today, but the
Speaker 6: thirty four year old set to open the batting in
Speaker 6: Australia's opening test.
Speaker 5: Mate, I like this.
Speaker 2: It was Steve Smith's right in front of me, Like
Speaker 2: why do I do this?
Speaker 5: Why am I so stupid?
Speaker 2: Not stupid, babe. But at the end of the day,
Speaker 2: what really upset us here in the studio was when
Speaker 2: we're accused you of saying, Steve Warren, you are No,
Speaker 2: I didn't because I'm in a mood this morning. If
Speaker 2: you can't tell Yeah, God, that was like dealing with
Speaker 2: my toddler in that moment. Did not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fine. Do I know exactly what I said?
Speaker 3: The sen text line again last you know, this is
Speaker 3: last year. Yeah, but I was looking at the nov
Speaker 3: text line yes, and it still came out. So my
Speaker 3: brain said say this, but different words came out of
Speaker 3: my mouth.
Speaker 1: Is that what happened?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like my alarm.
Speaker 6: Just as you get older, getting up this just does
Speaker 6: nothing for your brain.
Speaker 3: It's like my mum when we change cars and you've
Speaker 3: got to change like blinker sites. Yes, that's a good
Speaker 3: two to three year transition.
Speaker 6: I open well, in two to three years time, I
Speaker 6: might be able to get Steve Smith, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Well, just for the record, Steve Will retired
Speaker 2: in January two thousand and four.
Speaker 1: He's back maybe, but he's back.
Speaker 5: That's the big story today.
Speaker 2: You got to hear first breaking news. Yeah, Stude, let's
Speaker 2: hope Mark joins him.