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Speaker 1: This is the Fitting and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Australia's cheeky comic genius, Jim Jeffries has taken America by storm.

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Speaker 2: We see a load of Jim Jeffries.

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Speaker 1: Jim Jeffries, welcome back to the show.

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Speaker 2: The only way to stop a bad guy with a

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Speaker 2: chainsaw is a good guy with a chainsaw.

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Speaker 3: Oh absolutely adore this man. New episodes of The one

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Speaker 3: Percent Clever coming soon as seven and seven plus. He

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Speaker 3: is in our great country. It's good to have you home.

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Speaker 3: Jim Jeffries.

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Speaker 2: Welcome, sir, Hello, Maddy, Hello, Hello, thanks.

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Speaker 1: For having me you loose unit. I need to remind

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Speaker 1: you we are live on the radio. Jim.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad we are alive because I come on the

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Speaker 2: radio to tell you what I think about women sports

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Speaker 2: right now. Sorry, mate, Jim, Jim.

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Speaker 3: Not the time, mate, not the time, anybody. It is

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Speaker 3: good to have you back here, mate. You being is

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Speaker 3: I mean, what's the first thing you noticed when you

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Speaker 3: come back to Australia do you? When you when you

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Speaker 3: flew in, what did you notice?

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Speaker 2: Well? I always come in the first thing I do

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Speaker 2: is by killer Prawn's, a loaf of bread, a Jarra mayonnaise,

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Speaker 2: and then that's that's that's the first thing I do

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Speaker 2: when I when I when I come in. But the

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Speaker 2: country hasn't changed since I was last year I did

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Speaker 2: fly in though. This is this is what I'm going

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Speaker 2: to say about I flew it. Okay, So I've got

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Speaker 2: a lot of things on plane etiquette, right, I've got

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Speaker 2: a lot of things on plane etiquette. How you meant

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Speaker 2: to get on the plane, how you meant to deboard

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Speaker 2: on the plane where you meant to You only meant

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Speaker 2: to take up your own section ahead luggage. You're not

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Speaker 2: if you do on a long flight, if you're coming

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Speaker 2: from from America to hear it's still going to be

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Speaker 2: sunning outside. Everyone's going to shut their blinds. Am I right? Blinds?

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Speaker 3: It correct?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So this is this is my problem, and I

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Speaker 2: have footage of this. There was one lady, and I

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Speaker 2: don't want to cause any trouble. This is a God's honess. True.

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Speaker 2: One lady, a blonde lady, her bags, and I'm seventeen.

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Speaker 2: It's not the same player. She was in a Matilda's

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Speaker 2: track suit. I am not making it that she refused.

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Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. She refused to shut her blind for

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Speaker 2: everyone else in the plane. And that's my biggest problem.

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Speaker 2: So I couldn't see it, and I went over. I said,

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Speaker 2: I said, hey, can you tell her to shut her blind?

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Speaker 2: Everyone trying to sleep? And the lady was American. That's

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Speaker 2: an American air she goes. I have already asked through.

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Speaker 2: This woman is a deeply unpleasant person.

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Speaker 4: All right, How good is that?

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Speaker 1: Some honesty from the flood attendant. You sure it wasn't

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Speaker 1: our breakdancing olympian Raygun because she wears.

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Speaker 2: The this is it was the same. It was the

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Speaker 2: same outfit as Raygun. But do you want to how

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Speaker 2: I know it wasn't Raygun. When she got out of

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Speaker 2: a chair, she did it quite coordinatedly. She got out

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Speaker 2: with a certain level of grace. Right, It didn't look

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Speaker 2: like she studied at some university. Had to be a

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Speaker 2: knob on an airplane. This was a professional.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't Johnny how It was it because he had

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Speaker 1: the track so too when he'd step out of Kerribilly

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Speaker 1: House and go for his morning walk.

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Speaker 2: And I've been away, John Howard's still alive. This country

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Speaker 2: it's moving flow over here.

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Speaker 4: It's good, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: Hey? Can I ask your opinion on something, Jim. We

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Speaker 1: were talking about winning life, right, Fitz. He found an

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Speaker 1: article on someone that had won life, and as it

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Speaker 1: turns out, it was Jeff Bezos. Now it had nothing

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Speaker 1: to do with the success of his business or the

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Speaker 1: money he's got, but it was because he was in

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Speaker 1: a photo and just to paint a picture, He's standing there.

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Speaker 1: To his right, he's got Sydney Sweeney, Sophia Viagara and

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Speaker 1: on his left is Jessica Albam.

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Speaker 2: And that means that he's winning life. Is it? He's

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Speaker 2: one life that completed life? Because that might that might

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Speaker 2: be the biggest loser photo I've ever seen in my

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Speaker 2: Let's be honest, he wins life. It's the next photo

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Speaker 2: is him shagging all them? Right? Like otherwise it's just

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Speaker 2: a photo of him standing next to people.

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Speaker 4: Do you know what, because it would be so so unexpected,

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Speaker 4: you would assume it's Ai if it was those three

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Speaker 4: and Jeff Bezos say in a hot tub, do you

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Speaker 4: think Jim would that be his go or maybe?

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Speaker 2: Look? Look, no, he's one life because of the money.

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Speaker 2: Look I use his company. I'm one of these people.

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Speaker 2: I'm one of them. Look I'm one of these people

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Speaker 2: who always goes, Oh, these big corporations and the Amazon's

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Speaker 2: so convenient. It's like I'm driving, I'm driving around la

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Speaker 2: Is telling everybody that Trump's a bad dude in my Tesla.

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Speaker 4: So you know, it's not easy to do. It's not

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Speaker 4: easy about it.

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Speaker 3: Jimmy, are you currently doing a comedy show called Son

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Speaker 3: of a Carpenter Tour? Is that correct?

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Speaker 2: I am. That's my tour at the present moment. I'm

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Speaker 2: about to record another special coming up, and then the two.

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Speaker 2: The two is the son of a Carpenter. I am

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Speaker 2: the son of a carpenter. My father was a carpenter.

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Speaker 2: And I also I believe I'm the son of Christ.

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Speaker 2: So you know, it works. It works on two different planes,

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Speaker 2: like a double on fon the of the name of

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Speaker 2: the show. Did did Jim with me last time that happened?

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Speaker 2: I was very upset.

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Speaker 3: I just didn't really the old Did the old man

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Speaker 3: try to get you into the trade when you were younger? Jim,

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Speaker 3: were you an actual mic?

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Speaker 2: Did you try to my dad? My dad was a

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Speaker 2: big fan of you know, because I wasn't good at

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Speaker 2: school and then I started doing comedy at about eighteen

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Speaker 2: and my dad was My dad did used to say

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Speaker 2: that sentence. If this doesn't work out, you go get

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Speaker 2: yourself apprenticeship. You'll always have a trade to fall back onto.

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Speaker 2: But I never did it. So if this comedy doesn't

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Speaker 2: work out, I really have nothing to do.

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Speaker 1: Now, Jim, can I ask too? On a personal note,

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Speaker 1: last time we spoke, you were telling the story about

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Speaker 1: your dad going on a few different dates and he

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Speaker 1: was wearing brad Pits suit in the hope of trying

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Speaker 1: to squire a lady. Has he had any locker, has

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Speaker 1: he been on any recent dates or.

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Speaker 2: Well, it depends what you call luck. You know, if

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Speaker 2: he has two hundred bucks in his pocket, he can

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Speaker 2: find luck down at the end of the road. But otherwise,

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Speaker 2: just on a social level, you know, he hasn't been

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Speaker 2: dating that well. I don't believe not that he not

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Speaker 2: that he tells me very much, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 2: I don't know what it's like dating in your eighty

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Speaker 2: seat at the moment they're trying to do at the moment.

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Speaker 2: There's this big sort of thing that's going around the internet. Now.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure you've done something on the radio about this.

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Speaker 2: How the next generation of people aren't drinking. The young

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Speaker 2: years aren't drinking, and alcohol sales have got way down.

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Speaker 2: And the beer companies and the liquor companies they can't

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Speaker 2: figure out why is alcohol sales down. I'll tell you

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Speaker 2: why it's down. It's got nothing to do with these

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Speaker 2: people being more responsible than my generation. The reason it's

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Speaker 2: down is because of dating apps, right, because you can

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Speaker 2: go online, look at an app, see a person like

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Speaker 2: you can alert with them by texting for a few weeks,

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Speaker 2: then you can meet for a coffee, and then you

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Speaker 2: can go off and do whatever you're going to do together.

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Speaker 2: Back in my day, if you wanted to meet a girl,

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Speaker 2: you had to walk across a room with loud music

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Speaker 2: while your friends stood in a pack over there, laughing

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Speaker 2: at you walk towards the girl. She's got to order

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Speaker 2: her friends standing around them in a circle. And you

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Speaker 2: want me to do that, sober? Do you? Yeah? Right?

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Speaker 2: We had to drink out of necessity so that we

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Speaker 2: could all have sex, so that this generation could exist

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Speaker 2: and not drink. Bloody be thanking it.

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Speaker 1: Not one drinking it for us.

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Speaker 4: Gym.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't, I couldn't talk to women, bloody sober. I'm

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Speaker 2: going to look, they call me an alcoholic. I'm just shy.

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Speaker 4: I need the confidence.

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Speaker 3: New episodes of The One Percent Club are coming soon

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Speaker 3: to seven and seven plus.

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Speaker 2: We love you getting you.

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Speaker 3: On the show regularly, Jim, Thank you so much for

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Speaker 3: coming on, brother.

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Speaker 2: I love you guys as well. Thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Jim. Sits In Whipper with Kate Ritchie is a

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Speaker 2: The