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Speaker 1: Let's talk about the Olympics. We are patriotic, we're excited.

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Speaker 1: We cannot wait for this. It is brilliant and I

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Speaker 1: know a lot of people are saying it shouldn't go ahead.

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Speaker 2: Gotta go ahead.

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Speaker 1: I've got to go.

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Speaker 2: The world needs it's not stopping now.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of Bruce mcavani the other day as well, do

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Speaker 1: you know that this is going to cost? This is

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Speaker 1: going to cost Japan thirty three billion dollars just to

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Speaker 1: put this on What.

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Speaker 3: A tough time to ask that of any country though.

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Speaker 1: In contrast, just to put it into perspective, and I

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Speaker 1: know it was a little bit cheaper back then. They've

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Speaker 1: got to check. They should have got a few quotes Japan,

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Speaker 1: because I think they're over the top here. Ours cost

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Speaker 1: six point nine billions.

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Speaker 2: Oh mate, wow, yeah, good deal.

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Speaker 1: That's a great deal.

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Speaker 2: We're talking dollar, We're talking you uzzi dollars.

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Speaker 1: I've still got I stole some merchandise from two thousand.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what's the road? What's the road that

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Speaker 1: takes you down to Marubra down in Aruba, whether sug

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Speaker 1: is Anzac parade? Yeah, that parade. They had these huge

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Speaker 1: silk Sydney two thousands flags and we climbed the telegraph parts.

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Speaker 1: So that would be worth a bit of money.

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Speaker 2: Where is it now?

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Speaker 1: So it's mum and Dad said it got great.

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Speaker 3: So was it worth a bit of money?

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Speaker 1: It was amazing. Yeah, I got one of those. And

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Speaker 1: the only other thing I stole was a Star Wars movie.

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Speaker 2: Poster, ah the Sydney Olympic Star Wars movie.

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Speaker 1: It was the one when it was Anakin Skywalker was

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Speaker 1: in the desert. It was Shadow his shadows Fanta Menace.

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Speaker 1: His shadow was Darth Vader as he goes up to

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Speaker 1: be dark. Just giving away a bit there for you

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Speaker 1: as well.

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Speaker 3: I mean, big weekend if you're going to get back

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Speaker 3: there with nine honest.

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Speaker 1: I probably won't a lot of controversy obviously. So far.

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Speaker 1: The big one is.

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Speaker 2: The bear at the softball Ye no, they caught that.

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Speaker 3: Still no catching.

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Speaker 2: It's great to learn that the Japan actually has bears.

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Speaker 2: No idea of that.

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Speaker 1: The creative director has been sacked a day out from

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Speaker 1: the opening ceremony tonight. His name is ken Taro Kobyashi.

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Speaker 1: Kobyashi's out of the usual suspects is that Kobyashi.

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Speaker 2: Probably a different guy, right, a different.

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Speaker 1: Guy, So anyway, he they found out that he was

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Speaker 1: a comedian a while ago, and he made some disparasing,

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Speaker 1: disparaging comments about the Holocaust, Holocaust, Holocaust and let's eat

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Speaker 1: he said, let's massacre Jewish people and he started again.

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Speaker 1: So they found out about that. He's been given us

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Speaker 1: the sack the day out. This is the same that

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Speaker 1: you know the guy before this and we spoke about it.

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Speaker 1: He was creative director. He was the one that said

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Speaker 1: that no woman should be performing at the opening ceremony.

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Speaker 3: He's with gear like that.

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Speaker 1: I can't think one of the girls that was performing

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Speaker 1: she called her an Olympic.

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Speaker 4: Oh that remember, yes, wow, I mean the day before

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Speaker 4: the game. He's sort of he's done his job. I

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Speaker 4: don't know if there's any more creative input going on.

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Speaker 2: He's now undone his job for what they built it up.

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Speaker 5: It's again there for Japan.

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Speaker 1: Kobe Ashi's dismissal follows the resignation of opening ceremony composer

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Speaker 1: kaig I am Marda. Right. Interviews have emerged where he

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Speaker 1: boasted about forcing a disabled classmate to eat feces in

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Speaker 1: front of other students.

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Speaker 6: What is going on just really fit with our understanding

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Speaker 6: of Japanese culture.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't it not to mention it's sounding like the

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Speaker 2: weirdest of being ceremonies.

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Speaker 1: See what they're doing.

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Speaker 2: What's going to happen here?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Hang on a minute, this is the bit where he

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Speaker 2: eat Oh, I thought they gave him the boot was

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Speaker 2: on his boot. A terrible lineup, that is.

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Speaker 1: I'm all right, we're focusing on Tokyo at the moment,

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Speaker 1: but just to get back this is this story is

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Speaker 1: really gaining traction at the moment, but the twenty thirty

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Speaker 1: two Olympics in Brisbane, congratulations and in a stagia palichet

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Speaker 1: is still over there at the moment.

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Speaker 5: They're actually two talking about what mascot we should go?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, here we go.

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Speaker 1: And this is a bit. Can we have a drum roll?

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Speaker 1: Because they are talking and I think this would be

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Speaker 1: amazing that the Brisbane mascot should be the bingechook.

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Speaker 6: Yes, social media wants it. Have you thought of next

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Speaker 6: steps in your career?

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Speaker 2: Tommy, Tommy, this.

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Speaker 5: Is would you guys? Would you guys consider.

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Speaker 2: Putting me forward? Really has gained momentum And I'm not

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Speaker 2: saying Tommy, it's just your profile that's lifted it I

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Speaker 2: believe it or not. It's the amount of them just

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Speaker 2: picking scraps out of bins. But it's it's really to

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Speaker 2: see the benchook printed on many shirts, pajamas. You see

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Speaker 2: it around when you did the flugtag Tommy and you

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Speaker 2: dived off as a flying Binchook.

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Speaker 3: At an opening ceremony, a recreation.

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Speaker 2: Tommy, you this is it. This is where mask we

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Speaker 2: had made.

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Speaker 1: I've still got it.

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Speaker 2: We had a Binchook mask. So Tommy, I reckon, we

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Speaker 2: should get you in front of Palasche with the mask on.

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Speaker 6: I mean, she already thinks a lot of New South Wales,

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Speaker 6: so that would really cement it.

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Speaker 1: I mean I got to push around Kylie.

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Speaker 5: Minog on a thong.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, totally the same.

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Speaker 1: Imagine you could have whos up becoming artist at the

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Speaker 1: moment Tones and I am shark performing tom jumps off

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Speaker 1: a giant great platform.

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Speaker 5: Shark yep as a binget great Norman's there.

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Speaker 2: We run through all the classics.

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Speaker 1: So well, yeah, do you want me to give Kobe?

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Speaker 2: I definitely don't call him when it's.

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Speaker 1: Time to trade laps around the supermarket for a trip to.

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Speaker 2: What just put me in the direction made the bag's

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Speaker 2: this came out last night and it was to do

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Speaker 2: And I thought, hang on a minute, you would never

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Speaker 2: see an article about guys sick of things that girls

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Speaker 6: But I am like, oh, you this, but you never

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Speaker 6: want into women.

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Speaker 2: This gender rage that continues to go on. I don't

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Speaker 3: You guys, just it's the basic stuff.

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Speaker 6: As we know, my previous marriage suffered because wet towels

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Speaker 2: You know, I said to Lacy yesterday because we go

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Speaker 2: argie bargie over this, because she'll say, hang on a minute,

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Speaker 1: Budget.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, I said to her, if I told you to

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Speaker 2: do the things that I noticed that you haven't done,

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Speaker 2: what could be anything. There's a styrophone box that's been

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Speaker 2: because she wants to keep it?

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Speaker 2: I don't know someone's coming to pick it up. I've

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Speaker 2: got no idea anyway, I said to her, if I

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Speaker 2: we wouldn't be together. She said, all right, try it

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to risk the relationship because I'll do

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Speaker 2: you so much motue much I think I might know.

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Speaker 1: Well, okay, so here we're only going by what we

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Speaker 1: see in the office. You can't even put a bowl away.

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Speaker 2: You don't need to, Well.

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Speaker 1: No, you do, mate.

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Speaker 6: Do you know why he doesn't need to because he

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Speaker 2: Do you know the thing is too when you've got kids, right,

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Speaker 2: you're constantly having the job you're doing interrupted. Absolutely, so

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Speaker 6: And yet we manage to do dinner and coordinate the house,

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Speaker 2: Very dark, very good at that multitasking and simple helps you, guys,

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Speaker 2: can we do one thing at a time. We've started

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Speaker 2: a new list in fact of major things to get

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Speaker 3: Battery mine out last weekends. Yeah, they look amazing. We're

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Speaker 2: To tick off our list. The junk draw needs to

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Speaker 2: be clean. It's got sticky tape, it's got elastic bands.

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Speaker 3: You need little compartments.

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Speaker 2: Yeah's a couple of chopsticks in there. I don't know

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Speaker 2: why guys, but you need one of those junk draws

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Speaker 5: List, and you employ someone to do well, here's the thing.

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Speaker 2: I've we add to the list, so we both write

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Speaker 2: what needs to be done. But then I've started just

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Speaker 3: No one made you project manager. This is the thing.

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Speaker 3: I don't assign yourself a senior role in.

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Speaker 2: This because I went to Tafe, you know, Apple, I

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Speaker 2: check the list and go, oh, it's not a lot's

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Speaker 2: happened today.

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Speaker 3: Oh, and what have you contributed to the list? I

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Speaker 3: can't think why this blog has started off.

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Speaker 2: Women on this block to stop his bottom could fill

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Speaker 2: an ox that seems weird. The list goes on to say,

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Speaker 2: just learn to load the effing dishwashing my.

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Speaker 6: God, yes, or unpack it, don't open the door, look

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Speaker 6: that it's clean, and then leave the item on.

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Speaker 1: Top and water. Words that we have for you here.

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Speaker 2: When you finish the milk, don't put the empty carton

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Speaker 2: back in.

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Speaker 1: The fridge this morn because there's no one else in

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Speaker 3: It stinks.

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Speaker 1: You know what, We've got three recycling the recyclable winds there,

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Speaker 1: tommy them, so do not put milk bottles in here.

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Speaker 2: This will be noisy eating, stop, bloody slurping.

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Speaker 2: Just habits the habits that girls are sick of.

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Speaker 2: The milk one's a big one. If you're doing milk

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Speaker 3: What doesn't put the lid on the milk?

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Speaker 2: I find that very hard, you know, so loudly for

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Speaker 1: I realized that how much noise I make going to

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Speaker 5: The shower.

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Speaker 3: You're not allowed to turn your electric toothbrush on. You

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Speaker 1: Wakes up everyone.

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Speaker 2: It's like a horn going off. You need to get rolling.

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Speaker 5: If as soon as she turned on that light.

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Speaker 1: I would be.

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Speaker 2: Should we swap rolls for a week.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great idea.

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Speaker 2: Jo Lisa can come into the show see how it goes.

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Speaker 2: about if she understood what was a.

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Speaker 5: Couple of cleaners and nanny don't have a.

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Speaker 2: Couple of and what you try and portray on the show.

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Speaker 1: And a girl carry your bags down to the beach.

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Speaker 2: She's a nanny that helped out because I had the

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Speaker 1: If you've had one thirteen twenty fourteen, get involved. We've

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Speaker 5: What's going on here? So she installed a cheap camera

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Speaker 5: in her bedroom and she's busted the old landlord coming

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't do that.

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Speaker 9: Now.

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Speaker 1: To be the start we don't see is that he

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Speaker 1: actually got busted because after that he got caught sniffing

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Speaker 5: She came home, awesome, he was in the house.

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Speaker 1: So now I've just just a quicking speech. So I

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Speaker 1: to the camera to see what actually he was doing

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Speaker 3: What do you like? Head sweat? That's all you're going

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Speaker 2: When I told you that story about when mum was young, and.

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Speaker 5: She told you it was a great it was same

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Speaker 2: It was a guy that there was a guy that

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Speaker 2: kept breaking into my grandparents' house and he would drink

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Speaker 2: all of Papa's beer and then Nan he would Nan would.

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Speaker 2: They'd get home and just find NaN's underwear all over

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Speaker 2: But it was like a thirteen year old kid.

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Speaker 3: Who wanted to sniff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how would you get into the house?

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Speaker 2: Broke in, broke into the house. He did it three

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Speaker 2: just beer bottles lying around the house and Mananny Norm's lingerie.

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Speaker 3: It's real fetish stuff, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: It had a beautiful range of lingerie. Some of the

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Speaker 4: How did you know that had the same thing in

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Speaker 4: Neutral Bay just just a couple of years ago. Got

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Speaker 6: That's the only you don't think they were looking for

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Speaker 1: Not but you know, but probably the landlord. I just

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Speaker 1: for you to go, mate, you know what I'm really

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Speaker 1: clean on doing off a bottle of whiskey and sniff and.

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Speaker 2: Weird for Dean Lewis to do that, I mean, you

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Speaker 1: That wasn't him really weird bridging from North Sydney. What

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Speaker 1: did the dodgy landlord do?

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Speaker 10: Bridge one of my dodgy landlords? Do you want me

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Speaker 10: to water on my parents?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 10: Outside the garden? Because his cost a fortune for the

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Speaker 5: The water bill, yeah, so I had to.

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Speaker 10: Call to the water and asked, well, how much is

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Speaker 1: What that side?

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Speaker 5: And you want the plant around the house?

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Speaker 2: The place looks good.

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Speaker 1: I'll end up upping the ring Neil in Boogala. What

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Speaker 5: Nilos morning boys.

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Speaker 11: They they were doing a construction degree and decided to

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Speaker 2: Whoa on The landlord walked in and went, it doesn't.

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Speaker 11: Look like my god, you couldn't have written it. There

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Speaker 2: Awesome with a bit of.

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Speaker 11: Money in the bond. And on the last day everyone

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Speaker 11: frantically like trying to clean, staying out of carpet. I

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Speaker 11: you may as well to save your energy, guys, like,

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Speaker 1: About it that you know what that was that I

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Speaker 1: love that frantic clean on everyone's And you know what,

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Speaker 1: You look around, because BJ and I have done it

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Speaker 1: a couple of times, and you go, yeah, that looks

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Speaker 1: pretty confident. We'll get the bond back.

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Speaker 5: And there's just the wall.

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Speaker 3: The agent sends you the email back.

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Speaker 2: Here, Toby, Welcome to the show, Tabes. What's your story?

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Speaker 12: Good morning, morning boys.

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Speaker 1: How are you going?

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Speaker 12: Oh well, kind of the opposite of dodgy Landlord, This

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Speaker 12: sensely was dodgy, but like we we absolutely trashed the price.

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Speaker 12: There was extra holes in the walls, paint ripped up.

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Speaker 2: Was sick for everyone, But what was really going on?

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Speaker 2: Toby in the back quiet saying you didn't go to

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Speaker 5: Throwing some extra tomatoes up in the adding to tell me.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to give Neil a bottle of double chick

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Speaker 1: to enjoy this weekend. Thank you to Bridget, Neil and

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Speaker 1: Toby for your cards and on you guys, have you

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Speaker 1: ever lost the kids before? That's what I want to

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Speaker 1: hear from your thirteen twenty fourteen or if you were

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Speaker 1: a child that was lost, how long were you lost for?

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Speaker 1: This usually happens at the Royal used to show that's

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Speaker 1: a big one when you lose your parents. Great initiative.

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Speaker 1: Now when you when you rock up, you get the

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Speaker 1: you wring them straight away.

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Speaker 2: I mean without without international swimmers and kids with mullets

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Speaker 1: No show. We've all been guilty of becoming distracted while

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Speaker 1: the ocean. Because a Tunisian couple lapse in concentration, Sarah.

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Speaker 1: They were having a good time with a few friends

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Speaker 5: In one of her blow up devices.

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Speaker 1: And this is in the ocean, so they started talking

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Speaker 3: Oh, come on, eighteen months old.

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Speaker 1: There was everybody was freaking out, where is this child?

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Speaker 1: the child's still not found. Oh my god. A jet

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Speaker 2: Seed in the flotation device. That's the little baby ring.

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Speaker 1: Baby was fine. Baby was fine, wasn't crying or anything

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Speaker 2: Could you imagine could you imagine your kid missing for

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Speaker 1: It happened to us in Singapore, so we sent This

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Speaker 5: Lennie and you go down.

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Speaker 1: They went down in the lift, but the lift got stuck,

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Speaker 5: Their eyes out. They got stuck down in the found

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Speaker 1: We were on a.

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Speaker 2: Boat one time and we're cruising along and then we

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Speaker 2: cupboard downstairs and was watching YouTube?

448
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Speaker 1: But there was this moment of panic.

449
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Speaker 2: There's only so far you can run on the boat

450
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Speaker 2: trying to find a kid. But the feeling was sick.

451
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Speaker 1: Imagine screaming out and they're going, well a better stay

452
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Speaker 1: low here.

453
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they're not coming out of so low.

454
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Speaker 1: Lily and Paddington. Where did your mum leave you?

455
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Speaker 2: Lily?

456
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Speaker 7: Oh well, it's definitely not as bad as those ones before.

457
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Speaker 2: Got one earlier.

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Speaker 7: In Djays mum was having a bit of a shop around.

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Speaker 13: She had me.

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Speaker 7: I was about five, and I don't know whether I

461
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Speaker 7: wandered off or she caught sight of some sale bin

462
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Speaker 7: in the corner, but I ended up missing for about

463
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Speaker 7: fifteen minutes, She's gone into full panic mode and I

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Speaker 7: had gone. I'd made my way down to the makeup

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Speaker 7: counter down the level below, and they had to go

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Speaker 7: over the whole speaker of David Jones. If anyone's missing

467
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Speaker 7: a child, please comes to makeup Canter and all of

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Speaker 7: the makeup girls had absolutely decked me out with a

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Speaker 7: full face of makeup.

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Speaker 2: No one of your mom couldn't find you, couldn't recognize you.

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Speaker 5: You looked amazing when found you.

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Speaker 2: See, I had the opposite happened, Lily bran New. I

473
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Speaker 2: went to trying a pair of pants one time and

474
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Speaker 2: I just had the boys with me and David Jones

475
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Speaker 2: and the door the handle came.

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Speaker 1: Off the door.

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Speaker 2: I got locked in the change room. So the boys

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Speaker 2: are running around, going where's Dad West Dad? Two kids

479
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Speaker 2: have lost their dad. I'm just trying to I couldn't

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Speaker 2: get out of the jeans I've tried on a far

481
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Speaker 2: too small for me.

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Speaker 1: To get any worse than that. I suppose if you're

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Speaker 1: locked in bloody Maya, though, that would be my god.

484
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Speaker 1: Could you'll imagine you'd be the only one man emergency.

485
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Speaker 1: No staff will help you.

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Speaker 5: Calling out because no stuff's going to help you out.

487
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Speaker 5: One of my.

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Speaker 1: Favorite race callers of all time is a Trots caller

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Speaker 1: by the name of Jimmy Jakes. Now, Jimmy's down in

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Speaker 1: South Australia. He calls the Globe Derby Trots. Now, if

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Speaker 1: anyone's been the Globe Derby, it is a great night.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, it is a great.

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Speaker 3: Why what's so good about it?

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Speaker 1: It's just you don't even have to be you don't

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Speaker 1: even have to be into the Trots, Dollabys, Schnitzls.

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Speaker 5: You know what.

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Speaker 1: You can take the kids there. It's a family fear.

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Speaker 1: The kids can run a mark, they can run out

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Speaker 1: while the race. This is a right just jump on

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Speaker 1: a horse one, that's how good it is.

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Speaker 5: Jimmy.

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Speaker 1: We've had Jimmy on the show before because he was

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Speaker 1: the one that called a race and lost his voice

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Speaker 1: halfway through.

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Speaker 14: They'll get through this, like Jazi, where are you? We

506
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Speaker 14: need amazing in front of a rose down on the outside.

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Speaker 14: Try hard was one step closer for the wins. The

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Speaker 14: second placing we had a teacher and I think or

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Speaker 14: on the inside cup.

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Speaker 2: And I for he still hasn't got his voice back.

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Speaker 5: So Jimmy Jimmy.

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Speaker 1: The other day they threw to Jimmy on sky Racing.

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Speaker 1: They threw to him and Jimmy wasn't ready. Okay, that's

514
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Speaker 1: lucid globe. This is what happened when they threw the gym.

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Speaker 8: That's nice and early, and say good afternoon to Jim Jakes.

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Speaker 2: Amazing.

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Speaker 3: Beef. Schnitzel is an interesting choice to.

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Speaker 1: Beef. So really, have you had a wiener snitzle sausage?

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Speaker 2: Sausage?

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Speaker 1: Is that the thought that veelal?

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Speaker 2: It's beautiful schnitz feel Yeah, I'm sorry, calf, it's the

522
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Speaker 2: calf stunny? Is it really beautiful?

523
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Speaker 3: You have monster Tom that's the original.

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Speaker 5: That's the original Schnitzel. Isn't it snil beat it?

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Speaker 1: Beat it crumby next Friday. That's aggressive.

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying, hey, you kill it. I'm saying you

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Speaker 2: often beat then you are an I don't little, little

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Speaker 2: a little. The good news is to streaming live on

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Speaker 2: TikTok guys, Yes, live on TikTok and Facebook. Two Yes, okay, Mandy,

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Speaker 2: you've got a riddle.

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Speaker 13: Go ahead, write a seed with three letters in my name.

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Speaker 13: Take where two and I still down the step?

533
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Speaker 6: What am I what what happening in your letters?

534
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 2: How did it start?

535
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 1: A seed?

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Speaker 13: A seed with three letters in my name?

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Speaker 7: Take?

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Speaker 13: We're two and I still down the step?

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Speaker 2: He yeah, yeah, is in the post? If it's not,

540
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Speaker 2: If it's not many, it's Big Tony. I'm losing control

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Speaker 2: of this segment. I know that much. Thanks Mandy, all.

542
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Speaker 1: Right, I would just love Big Tony to finish off

543
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Speaker 1: the segment, to be honest.

544
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Speaker 2: If Big Tony might call any time. Here we go

545
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Speaker 2: with another one, guys, So the very easy today degree

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Speaker 2: of difficulty about a three as we play along, Here

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Speaker 2: we go. I'll scare you without notice, interrupting your day,

548
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 2: but frighten me back, and I won't be here to stay.

549
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 2: What am I bump?

550
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Speaker 8: Bum?

551
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:03,679
Speaker 3: What was the beginning?

552
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:05,199
Speaker 2: I can tell you this was tested on Lou who

553
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 2: works on the team, and she got it straight away.

554
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 2: Sarah and MC girlfriend. I scare you without notice, interrupting

555
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Speaker 2: your day, but frighten me back and I won't be

556
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Speaker 2: here to stay. Also tested on Leno. He said cat?

557
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Speaker 2: Was it a cat?

558
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Speaker 3: Cat?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 5: No, it's not No, it's not afraid.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, guys, Big Tony's calling. Should we get all right?

562
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Speaker 2: Big Tony? You there? Buddy, let's do it. How are

563
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Speaker 2: you going, buddy? Yeah, we're pretty good. Big Tony has

564
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Speaker 2: the work site pretty quiet? Yeah, got it. Got a

565
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Speaker 2: riddle for us, big Tony. One will be fine.

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Speaker 8: What do you do?

567
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Speaker 2: So to go again?

568
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 9: Poor people have it, rich people need it.

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Speaker 1: If you eat it, you die.

570
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 2: Poor people have it, rich people needed money.

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00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 1: Nothing, you die.

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00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 6: I think nothing would be right there?

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: I forget that. You're on the phone web, so you need.

575
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Speaker 2: To tell him?

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00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 1: Do we want one more? And that was a built?

577
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 2: What else you got, Tony?

578
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 8: How can you take two from five and leave four?

579
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Speaker 2: How can you take two from five and leave four?

580
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 1: Letters?

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00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 2: Letters?

582
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 1: How can you take two from five and leave four?

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Speaker 2: Leave four? What's the answer? Tony?

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00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 1: And from five and you have? Oh that's.

585
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Speaker 2: A little bit hoopy, a little bit hoopy there, But

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Speaker 2: we love you Tony. You have a good weekend, buddy.

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Speaker 5: Bye.

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Speaker 3: He's very very You're Mandy.

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Speaker 2: Like a mother. I've got two more riddles to go, guys.

590
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 3: Can you show Mandy in the tourne?

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Speaker 2: What about what about this one? The pope has it

592
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Speaker 2: but does not use it, Your father has it that

593
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 2: your mother uses it. Nuns don't need Itnold Schwartzenegger has

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Speaker 2: a big one. What is it?

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00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 3: Surname?

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Speaker 1: This one you made?

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Speaker 2: No it's not. I mean, yes, you're right, it is.

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00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 2: The last name says it's a surname, some one written

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Speaker 2: by Jess who works on the show.

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Speaker 3: Very good.

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00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 2: Yes, what about this one?

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00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 3: You are so clever.

603
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 2: Find me next to a car and a dog and

604
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Speaker 2: a mouth. But if someone does this to your brain,

605
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 2: you'll never be the same. What is it?

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00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 3: Find it next to a car, a dog.

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00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 2: And a mouth. But if someone does this to your brain,

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Speaker 2: you'll never be the same.

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Speaker 1: What is it been in that watching Doctor Death at

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Speaker 1: the moment.

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00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 2: Lots of course still coming through from private numbers on

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Speaker 2: my phone.

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Speaker 5: I'm looking forward to Show and Tell on Monday.

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Speaker 2: Then, yeah, what about this? Here we go. You'll find

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Speaker 2: me next to a car, a dog and a mouth.

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00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 2: But if someone does this to your brain, you'll never

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Speaker 2: be the same. Tom has the look of.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no, it's very tough.

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Speaker 2: You won't find this riddle anywhere else, and you will

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Speaker 2: have never heard this riddle anywhere else. This is an original, no.

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Speaker 1: Original, I get it.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, it's not shock.

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Speaker 1: On Facebook, Craig says, But.

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Speaker 2: They can't google this one because it only exists here.

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Speaker 2: It's quite obvious. When you know the answer, you'll find

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Speaker 2: me next to your car.

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Speaker 3: What should we think more of the car? The mouth

628
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Speaker 3: of the dort the car is the most common next

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Speaker 3: to the car.

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Speaker 2: Next to the car, a dog and a mouth kick?

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Speaker 3: No, you find the driver.

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Speaker 5: No.

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00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 2: But if someone does this to your brain, you'll never

634
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Speaker 2: be the same. What is it?

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Speaker 1: Facebook? Jump Star, take a call.

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Speaker 2: I don't know who it is. Hello, We've got a riddle.

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Speaker 2: We need the answer. Call back next week.

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Speaker 1: You've what am I meant to do?

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Speaker 5: This?

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Speaker 2: It's not better than this? This is a really good one.

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Speaker 4: On TikTok, Supergirl says, say hello to us in Upper

642
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Speaker 4: Gumbucker West.

643
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Speaker 5: We've got Lewis in Curl Curl all right.

644
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Speaker 2: Lewis thinks he knows the answer. Lewis, what's the answer.

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00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 2: It's gotta be spot on a car wash, a dog wash, mouthwash, brainwash.

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Speaker 2: The answer is wash, brain brainwashed. When you're brainwashed, if

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Speaker 2: you're brainwashed by something, you'll never be the same. Ah,

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Speaker 2: I'm clapping that one out. I don't care what you

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Speaker 2: have to say.

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00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 3: She stands alone.

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00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,959
Speaker 2: I'm clapping that Ryan's clapping slowly. The penny has dropped.

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00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 2: I preach lose cheering. Tom's appreciated create it.

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Speaker 5: I'd love Big Tony to come back. It's our fourth weekend.

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Speaker 1: We're going into lockdown now, and you know what, you

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Speaker 1: would think that the team would maybe decide to look

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Speaker 1: after us here four weeks into lockdown.

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't rip anyone apart at your workplace in these

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Speaker 2: sensitive days.

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Speaker 5: I'm not snitchy.

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Speaker 1: Our audio producer. He likes to get stuck right into

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Speaker 1: us as it's recap of the week.

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Speaker 9: It's been four weeks of Lockdown now, guys, and it's

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Speaker 9: not been showing on the show at all.

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Speaker 2: I ask you, what's question time with Sarah and we

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Speaker 2: really like.

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Speaker 9: A bit of a nob but it certainly led to

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Speaker 9: a few interesting subjects on the show, like this one.

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Speaker 2: Let's say Jess, who works on the team. If Jess

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Speaker 2: and I found ourselves on an island there was a shipwreck,

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Speaker 2: would we end up falling in love or should still

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Speaker 2: be gay? No is married and lesbian?

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Speaker 9: Would if you think that's the most inappropriate thing that

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Speaker 9: we're said this week's surprise, it's not stalked Lisa.

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Speaker 1: In this office.

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Speaker 9: She got sick of me.

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Speaker 2: I used to drop my car keys down the back

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Speaker 2: of her top A lot said, so I would there's

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Speaker 2: really both hands jotting at the mouse.

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Speaker 10: To do a squat in the kitchen and watch is a.

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Speaker 3: Police that's the lead.

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Speaker 9: We're quite surprised that the police didn't get called to

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Speaker 9: the Fitzgerald household after their lockdown activities this week.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we beat the dog for a day, lay

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Speaker 1: around on the couch, threw a ball, and Lenny would

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Speaker 1: go and get her. We had a bit of a laugh.

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Speaker 2: About an hour later, I noticed something in the back cup.

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Speaker 1: I know, my eight year old son completely nordes squatting

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Speaker 1: down and trying to push out a poop.

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Speaker 9: Talk about method acting, fitz I'd probably recommend getting doctor

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Speaker 9: Chris Brown on the phone for that one.

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Speaker 2: I've got to be honest, this one has rocked me

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Speaker 2: to my core.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, we wouldn't recommend that activity for lockdown. In his defense,

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Speaker 9: you started it, but whip it doesn't exactly have a

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Speaker 9: lot of suggestions that don't involve wine.

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying, if there's a little bit left in

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Speaker 2: the bottle at home, instead of wasting the wine and

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Speaker 2: tipping it out, You better off drinking it. Get it

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Speaker 2: into you within three days. There's my advice. Anyway you can.

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Speaker 2: Can't you live by that anyway? You can?

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Speaker 11: Guys.

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Speaker 9: The headline off this week took a bit of a

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Speaker 9: different turn with a very special guest, the.

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Speaker 1: Voice behind the promos for a carent affair dodgy film

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Speaker 1: out Hitsy and Whippers.

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Speaker 2: Headline off, good luck to groues model.

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Speaker 1: Your butt injections cost it thirteen grand and they were botched.

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Speaker 2: That's a whole lot of looty to give you a

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Speaker 2: lift in your booty. I said, what what in the butt?

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Speaker 1: I said what?

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Speaker 8: What?

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Speaker 9: Actually? Phil? Would you mind sticking around and narrating Tom

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Speaker 9: Ivy's bedroom activities.

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Speaker 2: You know they've got to start opening their check book

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Speaker 2: for them.

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Speaker 9: Oh come on mate, there's a fiver in it for you,

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Speaker 9: all right mate? The door swings.

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Speaker 1: Open, Groceris, she's dressed in nothing, perhaps boobs, perhaps nipples?

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Speaker 2: Say on a minute, perhaps my bob. I'm going to blush.

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Speaker 2: We can't go here. It's a family show.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, you're probably right, Phil, Thanks for that.

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Speaker 2: Haha.

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Speaker 9: We had one very unfamily friendly thing happened this week,

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Speaker 9: which was.

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Speaker 2: Whippers Sandy Donkey hoole, which was on.

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Speaker 9: Full display when Whipper did an underwear fashion show.

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Speaker 2: For US Catwalking Hondie show me the Nies, step out,

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Speaker 2: let us see your nugs in the.

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Speaker 1: Dug smack Lie follow Cool Maximus.

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Speaker 9: So you might be wondering why Whipper is doing an

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Speaker 9: underwear fashion shows the wig graphic. Well, it's lockdown, guys,

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Speaker 9: and we need people to stay inside. And if you

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Speaker 9: don't follow the lockdown rules, this is what's going to

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Speaker 9: happen next.

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Speaker 2: If I do demand Gina every day, I don't have

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Speaker 2: a penis.

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Speaker 9: You've been warned. Jeff Bezos blasted into space this week.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 9: So we decided to get the next best thing on

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Speaker 9: the show, the first Ossie that's going to go into space.

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Speaker 2: Scotty Copeland, Hello, how are you no?

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Speaker 9: He's not an astronaut. He just wanted it a ruffle.

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Speaker 2: How did you get a chicken? They bring me out

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Speaker 2: of that? So wow, it's not too bad? Is that

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Speaker 2: scam Australian?

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Speaker 9: But after all the silliness fits in whipp and got

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Speaker 9: down to asking the real questions that you should ask.

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Speaker 9: The first Australian to go on a commercial spaceflight.

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Speaker 1: If Scotty's going to be the first Australian to go on,

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Speaker 1: he'll be close to the moon, but he'll probably chuck

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Speaker 1: the first moon.

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Speaker 2: Scotty, would you moon the Moon?

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Speaker 5: I reckon?

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Speaker 1: I would.

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Speaker 2: Hell ya.

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Speaker 9: Fitz rolled out this classic phone topic this week, the.

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Speaker 1: Worst street names that you've seen around Australia.

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Speaker 9: And I guess people are walking around their streets a

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Speaker 9: lot more in Lockdown because we got a hell of

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Speaker 9: a lot of calls.

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Speaker 1: There are some shockers. What was the funny street name.

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Speaker 10: Willie Street at Enfield Corona Street. There's a street name

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Speaker 10: time and Street around the corner.

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Speaker 5: From my house.

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Speaker 11: You Ryan play, You're right, Wobble Lane.

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Speaker 2: Wobble Lane.

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Speaker 9: But even the guys have limits when it comes to

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Speaker 9: silly names.

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Speaker 2: So the streeping our area is Cockbooon, cren Be Coburn though,

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Speaker 2: guys cockboo.

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Speaker 9: We had a fun segment this week called are You

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Speaker 9: Smarter Than Whipper? Where we pitted high school students against

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Speaker 9: Whipper in a test of knowledge.

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Speaker 1: Who wrote the Great Gatsby?

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Speaker 2: Whipper? Whipper going JK Rowling? Are you a J Rowling?

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Speaker 9: Whose idea was it to put Whipper in that role?

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Speaker 1: In design.

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Speaker 2: What does UX stand for Whipper Ultimate Xylophone?

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Speaker 9: No, I mean it's not like he has a great

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Speaker 9: track record. What is a peacare?

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Speaker 2: Topic two can is what I'm thinking of Jesus.

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Speaker 9: And before we go, let's do a shout out to

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Speaker 9: TikTok COVID number predictor John Bernard in ninety seven cases.

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Speaker 6: Ninety seven cases of community transmission.

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Speaker 9: Who started this week as Nostra damis.

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Speaker 6: Five South Wales reported sixty five cases.

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Speaker 9: And it's going to finish the week giving us a

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Speaker 9: prediction on the recap, John Bernard, thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 2: Always a pleasure.

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Speaker 5: The prediction for.

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Speaker 9: Today is how many bottles of wine is Whipper going

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Speaker 9: to drink this weekend? In Lockdown one hundred and nine.

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Speaker 9: Looks like you're back on your game, John Bernard, because

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Speaker 9: that is correct.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know whether it was the best feeling in

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Speaker 2: the world or I was going to vomit.

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Speaker 9: See you guys next week. The Fitsian Whipper Show is

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Speaker 9: a Nova podcast. For more great comedy shows like this,

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Speaker 9: head to novapodcast dot com dot au.