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Speaker 1: My godsumers said, here's some of the best bets from

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Speaker 1: Jason Luren while we're.

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Speaker 2: On break, Guys, you've been saying, I'm you think I'm

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Speaker 2: going through a.

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Speaker 3: Midlife crisis, either going through or gone through.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I think we're in the in the depths of

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Speaker 4: the beginning of it. I think there's a long way

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Speaker 4: to go.

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Speaker 1: Still more because at the moment he's just talking about

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Speaker 1: the things he wants to do, he's not actually doing.

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Speaker 2: When I was on the Gold Coast on the weekend,

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Speaker 2: there's a lot of those fat wheel electric bikes, and

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Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I want to get one.

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Speaker 4: So you've been talking about it for a long time.

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Speaker 4: You're not Actually you're not following through yet.

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Speaker 2: I'm opening up my wardrobe. I'm normally black and white hat,

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Speaker 2: black shirt guy, and today I've rocked up.

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Speaker 3: Like I'm going to an all white news epath.

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Speaker 1: He's wearing a white T shirt, which is common in Philly,

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Speaker 1: common in most people's wardrobes, and I reckon.

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Speaker 4: He's asked me sixteen times, do you think I can

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Speaker 4: pull off this white T shirt?

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Speaker 3: Do you think looks good? Do you think I'm it's slimming?

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Speaker 3: It's what slimming.

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Speaker 2: It's funny you say that, Clint, because we were talking

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Speaker 2: about something on the show a couple of weeks ago.

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Speaker 4: Nancy Cans and spanks are competing brands.

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Speaker 3: Of shape, some men's ones.

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Speaker 4: Yes, you guys are jealous.

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Speaker 3: I think you care.

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Speaker 4: They would be think you care to meet them?

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Speaker 3: On Instagram? We order some man's spanks, man's man's spanks

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Speaker 3: for now.

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Speaker 1: I'm a sucker for a shape with some skims.

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Speaker 3: You are not.

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Speaker 4: Have you got men's or women's.

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Speaker 3: You've said I looked slim in the white today? Correct?

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Speaker 4: Have you got your spanks on underneath?

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Speaker 1: Pull your T shirt ups down? Oh my god, it's

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Speaker 1: got a willie whole. Look. Oh no, one, do you

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Speaker 1: look so slim? Oh you look you look like a weightlifter. Actually,

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Speaker 1: put your T shirt back on. Do you feel do

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Speaker 1: you feel trim?

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Speaker 3: Feel like?

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Speaker 4: Have you got no love handles?

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Speaker 3: Because do you want to turn around? Don't look at.

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Speaker 1: His tiny little bum man spanks.

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Speaker 3: I've just returned.

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Speaker 4: Wondering what you were doing running.

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Speaker 3: I can't speak.

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Speaker 1: I've just returned from the Olympic Games, and you look

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Speaker 1: like one of those Oh my god, he looks so jays.

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Speaker 1: You could go and miss the universe. So for those

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Speaker 1: I know, we're screaming what we're looking at. He's put

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Speaker 1: his clothes back on, but it's like a full body

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Speaker 1: spank suit in skin color.

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Speaker 4: They're naked his naked naked color.

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Speaker 3: Just give us one last okay top, Oh.

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Speaker 4: It's got a little willy.

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Speaker 1: Why is it?

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Speaker 4: It's got a whole for you know why? So this

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Speaker 4: is what women have to do with when you go

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Speaker 4: to the barroom. You got to take the whole thing off.

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Speaker 3: You just needed Otherwise I've got to de rape the

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Speaker 3: whole wetsuit. So now you just pop it out. That

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Speaker 3: was distressing. If I get home today.

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Speaker 1: And isn't it your wife's birthday today, don't go home

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Speaker 1: saying I've.

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Speaker 3: Got to deal with the suit on. Well that's the

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Speaker 4: She'll be like, gee, no lumps and bumps. He's very smooth.

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Speaker 2: And obviously she wouldn't want me to take off the

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Speaker 2: spanks otherwise she wouldn't.

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Speaker 3: Want to go through.

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Speaker 4: There is nothing.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it feels amazing when you take them off,

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Speaker 1: but there you get it.

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Speaker 4: You wriggle out of them and you're.

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Speaker 3: Like, I'm looking forward to that moment. A bird, but

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Speaker 3: until then I will be thin terrific.

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Speaker 4: I think you look great.

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Speaker 3: Thanks loss. I'm highly offended.

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Speaker 4: I'll never be able to They look like they're painted on.

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Speaker 3: It was either this or the gym, and I could.

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Speaker 1: It's a lotti, my poorly who has had a skin

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Speaker 1: cancer cut out of his face before. You've seen a

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Speaker 1: scar on his lip when he was young, hacked to

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Speaker 1: bits up.

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Speaker 2: There you remove Jason, No, I haven't. I've been checked,

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Speaker 2: but it was years ago. I'm due for another one,

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Speaker 2: you should.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's what Paul thought. He gets one every year.

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Speaker 1: So he was like, I'm going to go down and

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Speaker 1: get this full body scan now that you can get.

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Speaker 3: Like that when you say a full body.

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Speaker 4: Scan, this one before.

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Speaker 1: So this is I don't know if it's a new thing,

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Speaker 1: but you go in. They describe it. When he went in,

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Speaker 1: the ladies were like, okay, so this is the scanner

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Speaker 1: and it's like an airport security scanner, you know, where

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Speaker 1: you stand with your arms and legs out like your

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Speaker 1: scarecrow and it's got it's got ninety two cameras on

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Speaker 3: That's great because the old days used to get there.

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Speaker 4: A little lady what I had to do last time.

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Speaker 3: I went so a little magnifying glass.

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Speaker 4: They said, you can do this thing.

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Speaker 1: He goes, okay, perfect, and they said you can either

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Speaker 1: stand in your undies or just fully get noos.

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Speaker 4: You never know, you might have.

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Speaker 1: A mole on your butt.

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Speaker 4: Keep you and you just scan.

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Speaker 1: They go out and it takes full body scans.

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Speaker 3: Is someone in the room when you've got it out.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. They're not supposed to be, I

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Speaker 1: don't think so. Anyway, he was like, okay, I'll get naked.

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Speaker 3: And the camera goes and spins around I.

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Speaker 4: Assume, so like one of those glamour cams.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't hit you.

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Speaker 4: So he goes into the brief naked as the day he.

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Speaker 3: Was going to see that slows. They throw to the

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Speaker 3: ad break.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if anything ever happens to him, you don't want

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Speaker 1: that coming out ever being released too.

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Speaker 4: So he's standing there.

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Speaker 1: In this like ninety two camera booth with his arms

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Speaker 1: was like, nothing seems to be happening, and then a

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Speaker 4: He's like okay.

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Speaker 1: So after about ten minutes, another lady another lady walk

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Speaker 4: So then after about I don't.

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Speaker 1: Know to say, fifteen minutes, he was like, should I

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Speaker 1: get out, like go sit down. They're like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Come,

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Speaker 1: it's just gonna take a minute. Come out, go and

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Speaker 1: sit down over there. So he walks over to this

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Speaker 1: blustic chair and he's just sitting there naked because he

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Speaker 1: doesn't have any of his clothes in there, so he's

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Speaker 1: just sitting there nude with his legs crash.

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Speaker 3: Nothing worse than sitting on a plastic chair naked. I

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Speaker 3: was thinking, when he's got to get up, so cold

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Speaker 3: and a little bit sticky, isn't it. When he gets up,

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Speaker 3: you get to eat that sound killing like he was.

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Speaker 3: He's got a new iPhone.

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Speaker 2: You're peeling the plastic off the Screenlet do that.

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Speaker 4: But he wasn't getting up.

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Speaker 1: He was just sitting there texting me going, Lauren, I

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Speaker 1: don't know why did you have your phone and no clothes.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, he was like, this is humiliating. I'm just sitting

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Speaker 4: here neckards.

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Speaker 1: So he sends me this video of him just with

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Speaker 1: you can only see his legs, and there's these two

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Speaker 1: people trying to fix the machine.

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Speaker 4: And so they get on the phone to the technician.

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Speaker 4: Have it listen are we tracking with the ninety two cameras?

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Speaker 3: Hello?

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Speaker 4: Just on the phone of the technician.

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Speaker 1: They've turned it off and we're currently turning it back

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Speaker 1: on to see it works.

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Speaker 3: Awesome changed, Yeah, yes, you can get changed. Okay, are

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Speaker 3: you stopped the tape? I want to hear the peel.

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Speaker 4: They've turned it off and back on again.

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Speaker 3: I love that. That is the international sign for fixing something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they said all the flashes aren't working.

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Speaker 1: It's just going to take him inute for the ninety

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Speaker 1: two flashes. And he's just sitting there completely butt naked.

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Speaker 1: And after half an hour he was like, guys, I'm freezing.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy to go on for some clothes.

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Speaker 3: So where do we Oh? No, there he is, Oh,

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Speaker 3: so where do we end up? Did he get his check?

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Speaker 1: Doesn't it doesn't know, doesn't know if he's got any

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Speaker 1: sort of skin cancer.

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Speaker 4: On his willie.

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Speaker 3: Remember when I went.

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Speaker 4: The two ladies copped it absolute Eiffel.

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Speaker 3: Didn't they?

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Speaker 2: Just remember I went and got the first time I've

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Speaker 2: ever got one of those salt scrubs in Bali, And

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Speaker 2: they laid me on the concrete table and covered me

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Speaker 2: in salt and coffee and all that, and then all

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Speaker 2: I could see down.

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Speaker 3: The bottom of the table is all these feet.

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Speaker 2: The room was filling with people, and the lady had

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Speaker 2: to say, I'm sorry, our water is down.

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Speaker 3: We have no water.

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Speaker 4: So what do you make it?

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Speaker 3: You're covered in salt and coffee?

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Speaker 1: So what did you do?

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Speaker 4: Just jog home?

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Speaker 2: She said, We're happy to lend you the rope so

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Speaker 2: you can get home. And there was that one on

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Speaker 2: top of the shopping center in semon Yak, so I

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Speaker 2: had to walk down the escalator.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you wouldn't want to put your clothes on. What

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Speaker 1: did you just junk dunk yourself in the ocean about

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Speaker 1: to get back to the villa, just standing the.

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Speaker 3: Coffee granules on the moped.

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Speaker 1: Jason Lauren Jason Lauren Wake Up Feeling Good on number

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Speaker 1: one hundred.

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Speaker 3: Lauren on Socials