WEBVTT - A Bruised Gooch! 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:03.120 This podcast is being recorded and produced on gadiical Land. 0:00:03.400 --> 0:00:05.880 We pay our respects to the traditional custodians of this 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:07.720 country and elders past present. 0:00:07.960 --> 0:00:11.479 We extend our respect to any First Nations Aboriginal and 0:00:11.560 --> 0:00:13.520 Torres Strait Islander people joining us. 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:16.360 Today, always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. 0:00:20.200 --> 0:00:21.759 I'm Britney Saunders and I'm all right. 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:23.880 Hey, and this is High Scrollers, the podcast version of 0:00:23.880 --> 0:00:24.919 your favorite group chat. 0:00:25.040 --> 0:00:27.800 We've been sharing our lives online for over ten years, 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:30.000 so who better to catch you up on everything that's 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:30.720 going viral. 0:00:31.080 --> 0:00:33.720 Plus we talk a lot about ourselves too. Coming up 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:37.840 on this episode, we are talking all things divorce. We're 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:40.360 talking all things the things that we would never want 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:43.239 to do in our lives, our anti bucket list. If 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:44.760 you would we saw a trend on the internet we 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:47.360 thought you'd give. We'd give you the things that we 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:49.560 never want to do in our lives, and we don't 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:52.560 care if we die and don't do them. Plus, we're 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:57.920 starting off this episode with a big twist, buckin' twist, 0:00:58.120 --> 0:01:00.560 So deal me in Dole, let's go. 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:01.720 Good morning, Matthew. 0:01:01.880 --> 0:01:03.800 Oh is it a good morning though? Brittany? 0:01:04.160 --> 0:01:06.120 Oh wow? Is it a good morning has happened. 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:08.959 Now I'm shaking things up this week. Okay, sorry to 0:01:09.000 --> 0:01:11.640 alarm everyone, and if you've just woken up on this gorgeous, 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:16.920 gorgeous Tuesday morning, I'm about to flip this episode on 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:18.360 its head because I just need to get someone off 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:18.880 of my chest. 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:20.520 It looked out are we doing Matt's rant? 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:28.760 Play the intro Hannah Matt's rid of the week, And 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:30.680 you know what, this week, I'm all about that intro. 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:35.920 Fuck it up because I need to get something off 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:37.520 my chest, and I feel like I can't wait till 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:39.600 the end of the episode to do this. First of all, 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:41.760 it's got to do with washing your car. And I'd 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:44.000 like to ask you, Brittany, do you wash your own car? 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:45.640 Do you go to an automated car wash? Or do 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:47.640 you get someone? Do you pay someone to clean your car? 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:51.680 I have paid someone to clean my car twice, like 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:53.560 just at the shopping center. How you just leave your 0:01:53.560 --> 0:01:56.680 car with him and go shopping and that's it. I 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:59.240 think I've only ever washed it like twice in its lifetime. 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:03.640 You never watch your car? Are you washing your car? 0:02:03.960 --> 0:02:05.600 I don't have time. I do it when I go 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:06.440 home to the farm. 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:09.760 I've washed it myself a couple of times, but yeah, 0:02:09.840 --> 0:02:12.840 just hose on the driveway. Yeah, but like otherwise, I 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:14.720 don't have the fucking time. It's one of those things 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:16.000 where I'm like, don't have time. 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:19.320 Okay, So I'm a clean car girlye. I love my 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:23.160 car being clean. Yeah, not even just the outside, the 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:24.480 inside specifically as well. 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:26.760 Inside of mine's clean, like I keep that clean and tidy, 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:28.480 but the outside, like you look, closes. 0:02:28.240 --> 0:02:30.079 Just like dir and you know how people are like, oh, 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:33.320 like you know Star, we know Star, friend of the pod. 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:35.919 She put up a story being like I'll give fifty 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:38.320 bucks to anyone who can show me a boot with 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:41.720 nothing in it, and we'll transfer me. Here's my best 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:42.480 being account number. 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:45.440 Do something in it, like a couple of tops or 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:47.279 something random that I've shoved. 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:50.000 In the spotless everything's spotless. I never have anything on 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:52.000 my back seat, never have anything on the floor. All 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:53.919 the rubbish needs to be out of it as true 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:54.840 much as possible. 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:57.000 See, but I work full time and we fucking go 0:02:57.080 --> 0:02:59.880 to photo shoots and like stuff gets thrown in the car. 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:01.359 Yours is more of a work car. 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:04.520 Yeah, sure, so mine's always just like random shoes from 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:06.919 a shoot or just random shit from work. 0:03:07.720 --> 0:03:10.560 Well, anyway, my car is always clean, and I like 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:12.639 it being clean now. I used to do the shopping 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:15.320 center one as well, just because it was when I 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:17.600 was living where I was living in Sydney and East 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:21.320 Gardens Westfield was right next door. And also I think 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:23.560 the closest like do it yourself car wash that I 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:26.040 knew of anyway that was really accessible and easy to 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:28.800 go to was in Marrickville, and I was like, fuck, 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:30.880 I can't be bothered, because you know, I'm a penny 0:03:30.880 --> 0:03:35.360 pincher and I love to make sure I'm saving money 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:37.680 where I can, so obviously doing it yourself you're going 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:39.320 to save a lot of money. Yes, But I do 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:43.120 think that when those little shopping center ones do a 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:45.760 great job and they shammy it down and it's spotless 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:47.640 and they they have all the two. 0:03:47.400 --> 0:03:49.160 Times that I've done that to my car, I like 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:51.000 drive out and I'm like, oh my god, I feel amazing, 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:53.120 and then I say I'm going to get this done 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:55.480 once every two months or whatever, and then I just never. 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:57.040 Fucking go back. Yeah, because I didn't go to the 0:03:57.040 --> 0:03:59.880 shops these days. Yeah, Like I didn't go to the 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:00.200 Are you. 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:04.680 A click and collector yeah? Or a delivery click and collect? See, 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:07.720 I still do my groceries again, it's the penny pinching 0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:10.120 in me. It's the growing up with no money because 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:14.200 I need to physically be in store to see the specials. 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:14.960 True. 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:17.839 I love seeing the discounted rack where they've put you know, 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:20.200 this box is broken, so this is now fifty cents 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:23.359 for this. Whatever it may be, like, I'm all about that. 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:26.120 I'm still a bargain hunter. I'm like, let's get all 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:28.800 the specials. I rarely buy something that's not on special. 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:32.200 Isn't that crazy. There are some things that I'm setting 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:34.360 in my ways and I'll buy them regardless. But also 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:36.279 the things that i'm setting my ways, I watch for 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:38.839 when they're on special and I buy four of them. 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:42.520 I'm such a special person. Anyway. The point is back 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:47.320 to cars. Sorry, Yeah, right of the week, I have 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:50.280 been doing my own because there's a car wash nearby 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:52.200 now and it's much more accessible for me for where 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:54.560 I'm living. And I do it myself, and I go 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:56.400 and do the brush and do this, bry and do everything, 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:56.840 and you know. 0:04:57.080 --> 0:04:58.120 To do that back in the day. 0:04:58.360 --> 0:05:02.279 The end it's got the spot free Yeah, spot free rints. 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:04.719 You spray it on. It's like a weird kind of 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:07.159 waxy kind of water that goes on and it's meant 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:09.320 to be a spot free rince. You've washed your car, 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:11.800 you put it on, it's meant to leave no spots. 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:15.320 Why the fuck? And there're always spots on my car. 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:18.080 It's not a spot free rints. Every time I do it. 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:21.000 There's spots all over the fucking windscreen, all over the 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:21.960 front of the. 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:24.440 Car, the side mirrors, side wears. 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:28.160 Body everywhere's got spots all over it. It's not a spot. 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:29.400 Free rint got to be the biggest scam. 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:31.960 Stop telling me it's a spot free rints when it's 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:34.120 not a spot free rints. There are spots all over 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:34.600 my car. 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:36.280 Yeah, I agree with you on that one, even when 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:38.760 you go through like the laser wash kind of thing 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:42.000 and it does. The last one is the spot free rints. 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:44.320 But then yeah, you like look in the side mirror 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:45.120 and it's spots. 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:48.159 Well, that's actually worse the automatic ones where you don't 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:50.480 get out and brush the car yourself. The automatic one 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:53.160 is almost worse because they have the big fans at 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:55.960 the end, so it does the spot free rints. Then 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:57.440 you get to the fans and the fans are blowing 0:05:57.480 --> 0:06:00.120 your car. Well it's not it is spot free, but 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:03.480 it's now streaky because the spots have been blown by. 0:06:03.360 --> 0:06:07.040 The bank says spot free rints. So stripes don't count. 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:09.760 Stripes don't come. My car looks like a tiger and 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:12.279 it's all got stripes all over it because where the 0:06:12.320 --> 0:06:15.080 fans have done the spot free rints and the spot 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:18.320 free rince isn't spot free. And then today, like I 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:21.800 washed my car yesterday, you wouldn't tell because my car 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:24.880 looks like it's been rained on and all the spots 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:28.240 have dried on it. And so that's my run other 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:29.320 the weekend. I just need to get that off my 0:06:29.400 --> 0:06:31.279 chest because I wanted to get that negative energy out 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:34.560 of me before coming into this episode. And I feel 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:36.719 a lot better after getting that off my chest. 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:40.480 Well, actually, this just reminded me my first ever car. 0:06:40.560 --> 0:06:42.800 This has got nothing to do with washing, but I 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:43.960 blew up my first car. 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:45.599 What happened. 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:52.120 It's actually a funny story. So at the time I 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:53.880 was hanging out, had he's of friends that lived on 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:56.920 the Central Coast, So like forty five minutes from my house, 0:06:57.279 --> 0:06:59.520 and we would hang out and then I would like 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:01.680 he out with them and then go home late at night, 0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:04.279 so we driving back to Newcastle like midnight or whatever. 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:07.120 Just as someone who's from the Central Coast, I just 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:09.159 need to know where on the Central Coast these friends 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:10.400 lived because it'll paint a picture. 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:16.560 Oh like, yes, why did you not? Yeah, because it's 0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:17.760 a different time in my. 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:23.560 Life, little militia vines. I'm assuming it's that era. Its error, yeah, Gorican, yes, 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:24.680 continue and. 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:28.000 So because yeah, they all lived at like blue Haven, 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:33.960 Gorican whatever. And so I would come back the Swansea Way. 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:36.600 This is just really niche for anyone who is it 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:40.000 from New York the Central Coast. And one night I 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:42.800 was coming back and it was late. It must be 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:46.200 like eleven o'clock at night or whatever. And I must 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:49.520 have been seventeen, because yeah, this was when I was 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:50.640 not eighteen yet. 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:54.320 But I had a fake ID? Can I say that? 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:59.600 I don't know? So we all did. I didn't, true, No, 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:01.600 all my friends, like a lot of my friends did. 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:04.840 But see, because sorry to go on another tangent, but 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:07.320 when you say fake ID, were you just using someone 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:08.440 else that looked like you. 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:11.920 Yeah, have I I've got another little story too, just 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:16.520 while we're here. I out smart it's so bad, But like, 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:18.560 what are you gonna do? I'm fucking in my thirties now, 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:20.920 you can't come for me now. So what I did. 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:23.400 I had a couple of fake id's and I had 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:26.640 three or four different girls' licenses. 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:28.440 Because they would just the way we would do it 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:31.480 back in the day was they would have their p's 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:34.120 and then they would go to the RTA because that's 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:35.600 what it used to be called before it was Service 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:37.880 New South Wales, and they would just say, I've lost 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:38.640 my license? 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:40.719 Can I get another one? They'd get theirs printed, then 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:41.720 I'd have their old. 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:43.520 One and they'd sell it. Would they sell it you. 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:47.880 Like fifty dollars whatever? And so I had one. 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:49.920 Girl that I went to school with who I looked 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:52.560 a lot alike and people used to like get us 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:55.400 mixed up because we worked at macas together. And then 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:57.679 I had a couple of other random girls over the years. 0:08:57.720 --> 0:08:59.199 And then I had. 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:03.200 One of my friends who I looked really quite nothing like, 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:05.559 but like close enough, like we both kind of had 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:08.800 like chubby cheeks or whatever, but like it definitely wasn't me, 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:11.480 but like same hair color, but we just didn't look 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:15.000 the same. And so I was worried about hers in 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:18.280 particular because I got some taken off me, like you 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:20.280 didn't get let in. Sometimes I go, this isn't you, 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:21.640 and you just walk away in shame. 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:24.840 And so that's what I was scared of. That's why 0:09:24.880 --> 0:09:25.440 I never did it. 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:28.120 Yeah, it was always fucking nerve wracking. You're waiting around 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:29.800 the corner, like, oh fuck, am I gonna get in 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:31.959 or not? Because this was before scanners, like you just 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:34.600 would show them the ID. So this one friend of 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:37.959 mine at the time, Jess, I had hers, and I 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:40.320 knew we didn't really look alike. And so I'm like, 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:42.800 can you give me like any old bank cards or 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:45.080 old Medicare cards? So she gave me a few of 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:49.240 her other cards, and then to just take it to 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:53.800 the next level, I went to a local leagues club. 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:55.760 Have I told this story on the pod before? 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:56.079 Huh? 0:09:56.440 --> 0:09:57.959 I went to a local leagues club. 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:03.400 I signed up her with her ID, and I got 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:07.360 a league's club membership card and it was back when 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:09.760 you had to get a photo on it, so I 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:11.400 got my photo on. 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:16.760 Isn't a legal going to let this be released. 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:20.040 Yeah, sign seventeen. 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:23.120 So this is crazy but so smart. 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:25.360 And so I got the photo and I remember in 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:26.880 the photo when I was getting it done, I was 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:28.319 trying to do because this is back when we could 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:29.640 smile in her license photos. 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:31.520 I was doing the exact same smile as her. 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:35.000 I was like posing boom my face on a card 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:37.839 that has her name, and then I had that in mother. 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:41.760 So then I would go out and I remember one 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:42.440 time I went. 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:44.280 Out, will be a daily article about this? 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:48.160 And I went out and let you show them the 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:50.680 license first, and then they'd say watch your name, like 0:10:50.720 --> 0:10:53.520 this is when they still do it because of the scanners, 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:55.280 but they go watch your name, watch your dead of birth. 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:57.800 Start signed yep. And I had it all down to 0:10:57.880 --> 0:10:58.040 a t. 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:00.439 Then he pulled out his notepad, made me do the 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:04.320 signature a thousand times, which I have obviously memorized and 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:05.360 practiced at home. 0:11:06.520 --> 0:11:08.640 Then they're all to go to a shitty club and 0:11:08.679 --> 0:11:10.120 get attend to go to. 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:16.280 The Cambridge in Newcastle, rip Cambridge, and then they'd go 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:18.600 do you have any other forms of ID? And then 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:21.640 I'd whip out the stack of like other things along 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:25.200 with that, like league's club card with my face on it, 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:28.120 and you can imagine their confusion when they're like holding 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:30.839 them together and they this guy was like, you look 0:11:30.880 --> 0:11:33.360 a bit different, blah blah blah. I'm like, yeah, like 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:36.440 people change, you know, And so I got let in 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:37.520 and it worked. 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:38.840 So that was that. 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:42.120 It's one of my favorite stories you've ever told. That's 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:45.240 so iconic. People are gonna love. 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:47.839 That we all did it. No, maybe just me might be. 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:49.440 A bit divisive, but people are gonna love that. 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:51.640 Look, I was seventeen and it was a different time, Okay, 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:53.719 I just wanted to go clubbing and get fort dollar 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:56.720 vodka raspberry. Anyway, back to the car thing. So I 0:11:56.720 --> 0:11:59.800 was driving back from the Central Coast late at night. 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:01.760 I'm pretty sure it was a week night, like we've 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:05.360 just been hanging out, and finally enough, I was driving 0:12:05.400 --> 0:12:11.319 home and towards the Swansea area, and you go from 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:14.360 like doing like eighty and ninety the whole way to 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:18.000 then like slowing down. And as I was doing eighties 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:20.680 in that eighty and ninety area on the freeway, I 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:24.599 had my music blaring Evanescence of course, and I was 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:27.719 singing to told my lungs I couldn't hear anything. Then 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:30.000 I got to the Swansea roundabout and slowed down. That's 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:32.120 when you just get back into like your sixty zone. 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:34.560 And I turned the music down because all of a sudden, 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:35.760 you know, when you like slow down, you need to 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:36.559 turn the music again. 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:39.880 And also you then are like in house, Yeah, there's 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:41.280 houses arounds. You like her better. 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:43.520 So I'm driving along and i can just see. 0:12:43.360 --> 0:12:46.719 This tick t t T tick and I'm like, what. 0:12:46.679 --> 0:12:47.680 The fuck is that ticking? 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:48.240 Nice? 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:52.199 Like, I'm just it's seventeen year old. Got all the way. 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:53.839 From I know this is so niche, but got from 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:56.160 Swansea to Belmont for those of you that know Belmont, 0:12:56.840 --> 0:12:59.680 and I pulled up. I pulled up into a seven 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:02.160 eleven and at Belmont, and I noticed that my heat 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:05.440 gauge was right up to the top. And so I'm like, 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:07.360 oh my god, what the fuck have I done? And 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:09.760 I rang my mom and woke her up because it 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:11.920 was like a work night. I was like, I don't 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:13.680 know what I've done, but the thing is like a 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:17.120 full like heat like and it's ticking in the engines, ticking, 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:20.080 and I had just fully blown the fucking motor. 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:23.480 Who and she blew up at me and like we 0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:24.200 couldn't fix it. 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:26.360 It was only like a five thousand dollar car, so 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:27.679 it like wasn't worth fixing. 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:28.840 But I'd just blown. 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:31.480 I don't know what I'd blown, but because I was 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:33.440 just driving and I didn't even hear. 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:35.160 I think the same thing happened to my car. The 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:37.560 old Holden Brina that I had that was my first car, 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:40.880 was a belt. The ticking was actually the belt that 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:43.600 had broken and was slapping against the motor or something. 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:45.200 Yeah, I don't know what happened to mine, but it 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:48.680 was it was gone, and I've gotten so much. 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:55.760 Also, is it your fault? Like, because this is the thing. 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:59.000 I think, like that Holden Burna that I had, fuckingl 0:13:59.200 --> 0:14:02.200 it was a Hearst car. It had problem after a problem. 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:04.280 Like the thing was probably only worth three grand and 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:05.559 I probably spent seven grand. 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:08.520 It probably was my fault because I probably hadn't checked 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:10.520 the oil for ages or something. I think it was 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:12.600 something to do with that. And then yeah, I just 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:14.720 didn't notice the heat thing going up because my music 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:17.240 was blaring on singing. I just wasn't paying attention to 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:20.720 like you know, so rip it was a little red 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:22.120 Mazda Estina. 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:24.800 Yeah, rap Astina. 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:26.560 Yeah, but good times. 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:30.400 What lessons did you learn? That's the important part. Check 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:31.320 your fucking oil. 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:32.520 Check your oil. 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:34.600 Yes, but see now, I feel like cars are so 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:37.640 smart that it would alert us if something's going going wrong. 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:40.920 My car alerted me not long ago to one of 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:43.680 the tire pressures not being correct, and I ended up 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:45.720 having a big nail in it and had to get 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:49.440 a whole new tire. But I was like, wow, we're 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:51.840 living in the future. It was and we actually checked 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:55.840 back right, wheel, checked tire pressure, and I pulled over 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:56.760 and it was flat. 0:14:57.200 --> 0:15:00.800 Yeah, what did I learn? Hang out with people from 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:01.480 the central Coast? 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:05.000 Oh? Well, sorry, you're sitting opposite me, babe. 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:13.359 Please be upstanding for the royal flush. 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:19.880 All right, let's get onto our royal flush of the week. Brittany, 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:22.360 you go first. I haven't letting you go first a 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:24.280 lot lately. I'm kind of loving the vibes. 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:25.160 Thank you so much. 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:28.120 Mine's a little bit old news now, like a few 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:31.760 weeks old, but I think it's still fine for me 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:32.240 to say. 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:34.240 And it's an easy little one. I know. 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:38.040 We like to leave the quicker ones put the quicker 0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:41.280 ones at the start. Mine is that Tricia Patus is 0:15:41.320 --> 0:15:45.240 having another baby. Oh yeah, when I saw about pop up, 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:46.360 I know this was a while ago. 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:48.480 Now I'm just like, go fucking Trisha. 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:52.720 And you know what because this When I first saw 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:55.000 the announcement, the first thing I thought is she had 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:58.560 just come off two weeks prior to the announcement her 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:02.200 Broadway debut. How she did that Broadway show. And for 0:16:02.240 --> 0:16:05.800 anyone who doesn't know, Trisha has always wanted to be 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:08.280 on Broadway but has never been like casting anything. So 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:11.320 she said, stuff it, I'm actually gonna hire a Broadway 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:13.800 theater and put my own show on and sell tickets 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:16.600 to my own show. And she did like the story 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:19.400 of her life in a music hall. That is so cool, 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:22.680 and it was her and backup dancers. And she has 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:24.360 really still a lot of music over her career, so 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:25.880 like she used a lot of her own songs, and 0:16:25.920 --> 0:16:28.800 I think some covers and things like that. Costume changes 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:31.160 the whole lot. But now knowing that she did all 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:36.240 of that, pregnant is even more wild than And I 0:16:36.240 --> 0:16:40.520 even saw some videos of her joking about it on stage, 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:43.120 and actually she actually said like, no, I'm not pregnant. 0:16:43.160 --> 0:16:45.800 I'm just fat, but she was pregnant at the time, 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:51.200 and also people did the math and I'm pretty sure 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:55.120 that she fell pregnant like six to eight weeks after 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:58.840 the last baby was born. Oh, which is very quick, 0:16:58.880 --> 0:16:59.200 I think. 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:01.480 Yeah, I just love this for her. 0:17:01.760 --> 0:17:05.000 Like I remember watching Tricia Payters back when I discovered 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:07.879 YouTube in high school. She was one of those first 0:17:07.920 --> 0:17:10.520 YouTubers that I've watched, and she had like a bedroom 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:13.119 full of stuffed animals and all sorts of stuff. 0:17:13.119 --> 0:17:13.639 Do you remember that? 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:17.000 And she would have like bleach bleach bleach white blonde 0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:22.760 hair and like hello kitty everything and thick black eyeshadow, 0:17:23.359 --> 0:17:25.840 and she would do like a video talking as quick 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:27.960 as she could, like, and that was the content that 0:17:28.000 --> 0:17:30.719 she was making and showing off her bedroom and all 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:33.639 of her stuffed animals. And she's been around for the 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:37.080 longest out of everyone I know, and we've watched her 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:40.879