Speaker 1: We got get you morning every day, every lazy gentlemen, Adelaides,
Speaker 1: good friends, Welcome to some of the best bits of
Speaker 1: jerdy and hazy from across here. And I'll tell you
Speaker 1: this much for free. We've all aged terribly. Yeah the
Speaker 1: last ten months.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what happens when you get up for a
Speaker 2: year at four am. You look seventy not Oh my gosh. Yeah,
Speaker 2: those crowsfeet, a.
Speaker 3: Few more grays coming through crossbeet. What do you maan
Speaker 3: forgot grows feed? It's around your eyes, smile line shoes.
Speaker 2: Nice. It means you've smiled in your life.
Speaker 3: Okay, I just like that.
Speaker 1: You're just going, you know what, bugger it. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna let myself go. I told you this yet unbelievable saying.
Speaker 1: It's going for a bit of a trot, a bit
Speaker 1: of a.
Speaker 3: Jog as we do. That's unusual for you and I
Speaker 3: go along.
Speaker 1: The torrents and sometimes there's these little sort of trail
Speaker 1: bits in between the main paths, and in particular in
Speaker 1: North Adelaide, just near the golf course before you come
Speaker 1: out at High Marsh, Yep, there's a bitumen path. We
Speaker 1: can go down there, which a lot of people go
Speaker 1: down there, they ride bikes, et cetera. And people always say, oh,
Speaker 1: what do you have for snakes? It's and all those
Speaker 1: types of things. I've never seen a snake there in
Speaker 1: my life. Yeah right, And I'm not kidding. At one stage,
Speaker 1: I was running along and spacing out. I've got my
Speaker 1: headphones in, probably listening to I Have the Tiger or
Speaker 1: something like that. Just get me up, and about running
Speaker 1: along and then bangs, saw a snake. The last second.
Speaker 1: Had to step to my right. If I had I
Speaker 1: had not stepped to my right, I would have dead
Speaker 1: set trot.
Speaker 3: On the snake. Oh my god, a big brown snake.
Speaker 3: I wasn't super big, but it was still. It was
Speaker 3: definitely a brown snake. Yeah right, you're reconfronting.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: And then I've sort of dodged the right and looked
Speaker 3: back and I was like, what the hell was that?
Speaker 3: And the snake was like you are You're so a snake.
Speaker 3: And then this is where it gets unbelievable. I swear
Speaker 3: to god, I'm not lying here. Four or five more meters,
Speaker 3: I keep on running, sort of straightened up another snake
Speaker 3: in front of me.
Speaker 2: No, okay, you saw two snakes.
Speaker 3: Two snakes in the space of how long I reckon
Speaker 3: within about five to ten meters. Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: So I don't know if they were together planning something,
Speaker 1: But all of a sudden, I've gone for years without
Speaker 1: seeing any snakes at all, to seeing two snakes in
Speaker 1: the space of ten.
Speaker 3: Seconds, that is outrageous. Oh my god. First snakes still
Speaker 3: carrying on like off in the distance. I can hear him. Yes,
Speaker 3: s mates, we get it. Unbelievable scenes. So there you go.
Speaker 3: So I always sit there and be like, I don't
Speaker 3: even know if the snakes exist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're out and obviously it was good weather
Speaker 1: for it was sort of high twenties on Friday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So do you know what was really funny about
Speaker 2: this situation? Those snakes were in the grass right yeah, and.
Speaker 3: Doing god knows what. Yeah, that's slithering.
Speaker 2: They saw you coming, and they had a conversation and
Speaker 2: they were like, look at this peanut who thinks that
Speaker 2: we don't exist.
Speaker 3: We're going to show him. You go first, then I'll
Speaker 3: go second. We were absolutely scared of sploke straight.
Speaker 1: The other thing is I just sort of wonder if
Speaker 1: they sort of got back, because I just to paint
Speaker 1: a picture for you as well.
Speaker 2: Joe's yeah, I was moving, Oh yeah, at pace movement.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've never known you to run, not at pace.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Four seven splits, I'm not on the shore something really
Speaker 1: really phenomenal. So I just wondered if the snake's got
Speaker 1: back to the house. And then one of them was like,
Speaker 1: you're never going to guess who almost trad on me.
Speaker 1: It was buddy Steve Moonty getting.
Speaker 3: Or horse. You know what my greatest fear in life is,
Speaker 3: don't you?
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god, running with your shirt actually on
Speaker 2: your body.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, that's number two. Okay, number one getting swallowed
Speaker 1: by a whale. And I've always said that right from
Speaker 1: day So let's kick it off nice and early thirteen
Speaker 1: twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3: When did you get swallowed by a whale? What about?
Speaker 1: This vision has emerged an extraordinary encounter unfolded off of
Speaker 1: California Beach as two women Julie mc sorely, yeah, she
Speaker 1: would have been sorry.
Speaker 3: For this, Yeah, but very mcsure. Julie mcswallowed by a whale.
Speaker 1: Li and Liz cottrel embarked on a kay convention to
Speaker 1: witness a humpback whales during a feeding session. This footage
Speaker 1: shows a moment the pair realize they've gotten more than
Speaker 1: they bargained for. This was in twenty twenty, and it's
Speaker 1: finally emerged. The video showed the beast in golfing both
Speaker 1: the women's kayak and themselves in the massive mouth, and
Speaker 1: the video abruptly ends with the leaving behind the kayak,
Speaker 1: which was drifting out of the water.
Speaker 3: It happens more than you know. Here he comes, here,
Speaker 3: comes awhile, bang you and he's tummy.
Speaker 2: And so how did they get out?
Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing. Think about whales.
Speaker 2: Only two exits.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's two exits. So we got three exits. You
Speaker 1: got the front, you got the back, and then you've
Speaker 1: got the hole in the middle a spout. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: how Dory and Nemo got out.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, outrageous stuff. So whenever you get swallowed by
Speaker 1: a whale, just know that he's not trying to eat you.
Speaker 1: It's a genuine mistake. What you mean, Well, they don't
Speaker 1: like to eat humans, so after krill and fish. So
Speaker 1: if you get swallowed by wow, trust that he doesn't
Speaker 1: like the taste of you. He'll do his best to get.
Speaker 3: Rid of you.
Speaker 2: If you get swallowed by a whale, that's on you, that's.
Speaker 3: On you, want to you get out of the way.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten. I don't say one of
Speaker 3: you or are you in a whale? Right now? You're
Speaker 3: listening to Nova inside a whale?
Speaker 1: And what's it like by the Nova player?
Speaker 2: Which very well done?
Speaker 3: By the way, Can we talk about dogs?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can we let the dogs.
Speaker 2: Dogs?
Speaker 3: What about this?
Speaker 2: New research has discovered that dogs get this and it's
Speaker 2: the most wholesome thing you'll take into your day. Dogs
Speaker 2: often dream about their owners.
Speaker 3: That is good, of course the do it is silly
Speaker 3: little idiots.
Speaker 2: So humans dream about the same things that they're interested
Speaker 2: in by the day, right, So there's no reason this
Speaker 2: research is shown to think animals are any different. So
Speaker 2: since dogs are generally very extremely attached to their human owners,
Speaker 2: it's like your dog is dreaming of your face, your smell,
Speaker 2: and of pleasing or annoying you.
Speaker 1: So there's genuine dogs out there that are dreaming about
Speaker 1: annoying their owners.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 1: I know exactly what my dog Indiana is dreaming about.
Speaker 1: So she's at the age now where I'm telling you
Speaker 1: right now. She urinates on the hour, and she makes
Speaker 1: sure that she does it in a prominent spot inside
Speaker 1: the house.
Speaker 3: So that's what she's dreaming about. Maybe I can we
Speaker 3: on the rug again. She's tossing and turning.
Speaker 2: I don't want to. I don't want to label your
Speaker 2: dog because it's pretty unfair and it's pretty embarrassing for
Speaker 2: the rest of the.
Speaker 3: Dogs in the neighborhood.
Speaker 2: But this is quite possibly the most incontinent dog you'll
Speaker 2: ever meet.
Speaker 1: Yes, she's extremely incontinent. So I slipped the disk in
Speaker 1: her back at a young age. But I swear she
Speaker 1: uses that as an excuse. I swear sometimes when she
Speaker 1: doesn't get the right amount of food that she wants,
Speaker 1: which is far too much. Every single time, she does
Speaker 1: a big wee right in the middle of the tiles,
Speaker 1: and she looks me dead in the eye.
Speaker 3: Yeah shucks.
Speaker 2: I had a situation the other night where I was
Speaker 2: lying on the couch in my brand new gorgeous satin
Speaker 2: pink Peter Alexander pajamas. Right they were a gift for
Speaker 2: Mother's Day. I'm lying on the couch, Sid's on top
Speaker 2: of me. The attack killer dog toy Kverdle sitting on
Speaker 2: top of me and just pays everywhere.
Speaker 3: Oh, shes on you. Shortly after, the.
Speaker 2: Three year old, who has been toilet trained for a
Speaker 2: very long time now, also decides to weigh on the couch.
Speaker 2: And I'm just going fml honestly, like, what is going
Speaker 2: on here?
Speaker 3: It sounds like a naughty thing, not a dog thing,
Speaker 3: something about you.
Speaker 2: But I do wonder what SID like. If SID is
Speaker 2: in fact dreaming of her beautiful owner. I wonder what
Speaker 2: that sounds like in her head. Do you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? If you thought about that, thoughts might sound.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, oooh mom, I love my mom's she's an angel.
Speaker 2: Is that what it sounds like? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think it was something in that proximity as well.
Speaker 1: What I love just in general as well is just
Speaker 1: the beautiful relationship between humans and dogs.
Speaker 3: And as soon as they saw me, they came bounding
Speaker 3: over and I just made it into the front door.
Speaker 3: Intold special. It's so special.