WEBVTT - Hayesy Encounteres Two Brown Snakes While On His Run!

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<v Speaker 1>We got get you morning every day, every lazy gentlemen, Adelaides,

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<v Speaker 1>good friends, Welcome to some of the best bits of

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<v Speaker 1>jerdy and hazy from across here. And I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 1>this much for free. We've all aged terribly. Yeah the

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<v Speaker 1>last ten months.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what happens when you get up for a

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<v Speaker 2>year at four am. You look seventy not Oh my gosh. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>those crowsfeet, a.

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<v Speaker 3>Few more grays coming through crossbeet. What do you maan

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<v Speaker 3>forgot grows feed? It's around your eyes, smile line shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice. It means you've smiled in your life.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I just like that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're just going, you know what, bugger it. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna let myself go. I told you this yet unbelievable saying.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going for a bit of a trot, a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a.

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<v Speaker 3>Jog as we do. That's unusual for you and I

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<v Speaker 3>go along.

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<v Speaker 1>The torrents and sometimes there's these little sort of trail

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<v Speaker 1>bits in between the main paths, and in particular in

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<v Speaker 1>North Adelaide, just near the golf course before you come

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<v Speaker 1>out at High Marsh, Yep, there's a bitumen path. We

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<v Speaker 1>can go down there, which a lot of people go

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<v Speaker 1>down there, they ride bikes, et cetera. And people always say, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you have for snakes? It's and all those

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<v Speaker 1>types of things. I've never seen a snake there in

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<v Speaker 1>my life. Yeah right, And I'm not kidding. At one stage,

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<v Speaker 1>I was running along and spacing out. I've got my

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<v Speaker 1>headphones in, probably listening to I Have the Tiger or

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<v Speaker 1>something like that. Just get me up, and about running

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<v Speaker 1>along and then bangs, saw a snake. The last second.

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<v Speaker 1>Had to step to my right. If I had I

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<v Speaker 1>had not stepped to my right, I would have dead

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<v Speaker 1>set trot.

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<v Speaker 3>On the snake. Oh my god, a big brown snake.

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't super big, but it was still. It was

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<v Speaker 3>definitely a brown snake. Yeah right, you're reconfronting.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I've sort of dodged the right and looked

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<v Speaker 3>back and I was like, what the hell was that?

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<v Speaker 3>And the snake was like you are You're so a snake.

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<v Speaker 3>And then this is where it gets unbelievable. I swear

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<v Speaker 3>to god, I'm not lying here. Four or five more meters,

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<v Speaker 3>I keep on running, sort of straightened up another snake

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<v Speaker 3>in front of me.

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<v Speaker 2>No, okay, you saw two snakes.

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<v Speaker 3>Two snakes in the space of how long I reckon

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<v Speaker 3>within about five to ten meters. Are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know if they were together planning something,

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<v Speaker 1>But all of a sudden, I've gone for years without

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<v Speaker 1>seeing any snakes at all, to seeing two snakes in

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<v Speaker 1>the space of ten.

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<v Speaker 3>Seconds, that is outrageous. Oh my god. First snakes still

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<v Speaker 3>carrying on like off in the distance. I can hear him. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>s mates, we get it. Unbelievable scenes. So there you go.

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<v Speaker 3>So I always sit there and be like, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>even know if the snakes exist.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but they're out and obviously it was good weather

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<v Speaker 1>for it was sort of high twenties on Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So do you know what was really funny about

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<v Speaker 2>this situation? Those snakes were in the grass right yeah, and.

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<v Speaker 3>Doing god knows what. Yeah, that's slithering.

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<v Speaker 2>They saw you coming, and they had a conversation and

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<v Speaker 2>they were like, look at this peanut who thinks that

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<v Speaker 2>we don't exist.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to show him. You go first, then I'll

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<v Speaker 3>go second. We were absolutely scared of sploke straight.

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<v Speaker 1>The other thing is I just sort of wonder if

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<v Speaker 1>they sort of got back, because I just to paint

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<v Speaker 1>a picture for you as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Joe's yeah, I was moving, Oh yeah, at pace movement.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I've never known you to run, not at pace.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Four seven splits, I'm not on the shore something really

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<v Speaker 1>really phenomenal. So I just wondered if the snake's got

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<v Speaker 1>back to the house. And then one of them was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you're never going to guess who almost trad on me.

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<v Speaker 1>It was buddy Steve Moonty getting.

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<v Speaker 3>Or horse. You know what my greatest fear in life is,

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<v Speaker 3>don't you?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, oh my god, running with your shirt actually on

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<v Speaker 2>your body.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, that's number two. Okay, number one getting swallowed

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<v Speaker 1>by a whale. And I've always said that right from

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<v Speaker 1>day So let's kick it off nice and early thirteen

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four to ten.

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<v Speaker 3>When did you get swallowed by a whale? What about?

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<v Speaker 1>This vision has emerged an extraordinary encounter unfolded off of

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<v Speaker 1>California Beach as two women Julie mc sorely, yeah, she

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<v Speaker 1>would have been sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>For this, Yeah, but very mcsure. Julie mcswallowed by a whale.

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<v Speaker 1>Li and Liz cottrel embarked on a kay convention to

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<v Speaker 1>witness a humpback whales during a feeding session. This footage

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<v Speaker 1>shows a moment the pair realize they've gotten more than

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<v Speaker 1>they bargained for. This was in twenty twenty, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>finally emerged. The video showed the beast in golfing both

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<v Speaker 1>the women's kayak and themselves in the massive mouth, and

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<v Speaker 1>the video abruptly ends with the leaving behind the kayak,

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<v Speaker 1>which was drifting out of the water.

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<v Speaker 3>It happens more than you know. Here he comes, here,

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<v Speaker 3>comes awhile, bang you and he's tummy.

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<v Speaker 2>And so how did they get out?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's the thing. Think about whales.

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<v Speaker 2>Only two exits.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's two exits. So we got three exits. You

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<v Speaker 1>got the front, you got the back, and then you've

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<v Speaker 1>got the hole in the middle a spout. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>how Dory and Nemo got out.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Yeah, outrageous stuff. So whenever you get swallowed by

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<v Speaker 1>a whale, just know that he's not trying to eat you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a genuine mistake. What you mean, Well, they don't

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<v Speaker 1>like to eat humans, so after krill and fish. So

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<v Speaker 1>if you get swallowed by wow, trust that he doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>like the taste of you. He'll do his best to get.

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<v Speaker 3>Rid of you.

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<v Speaker 2>If you get swallowed by a whale, that's on you, that's.

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<v Speaker 3>On you, want to you get out of the way.

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<v Speaker 3>Thirteen twenty four to ten. I don't say one of

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<v Speaker 3>you or are you in a whale? Right now? You're

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<v Speaker 3>listening to Nova inside a whale?

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<v Speaker 1>And what's it like by the Nova player?

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<v Speaker 2>Which very well done?

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, Can we talk about dogs?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Can we let the dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Dogs?

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<v Speaker 3>What about this?

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<v Speaker 2>New research has discovered that dogs get this and it's

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<v Speaker 2>the most wholesome thing you'll take into your day. Dogs

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<v Speaker 2>often dream about their owners.

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<v Speaker 3>That is good, of course the do it is silly

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<v Speaker 3>little idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>So humans dream about the same things that they're interested

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<v Speaker 2>in by the day, right, So there's no reason this

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<v Speaker 2>research is shown to think animals are any different. So

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<v Speaker 2>since dogs are generally very extremely attached to their human owners,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like your dog is dreaming of your face, your smell,

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<v Speaker 2>and of pleasing or annoying you.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's genuine dogs out there that are dreaming about

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<v Speaker 1>annoying their owners.

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<v Speaker 2>There.

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<v Speaker 1>I know exactly what my dog Indiana is dreaming about.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's at the age now where I'm telling you

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<v Speaker 1>right now. She urinates on the hour, and she makes

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<v Speaker 1>sure that she does it in a prominent spot inside

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<v Speaker 1>the house.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's what she's dreaming about. Maybe I can we

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<v Speaker 3>on the rug again. She's tossing and turning.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to. I don't want to label your

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<v Speaker 2>dog because it's pretty unfair and it's pretty embarrassing for

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<v Speaker 2>the rest of the.

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<v Speaker 3>Dogs in the neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 2>But this is quite possibly the most incontinent dog you'll

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<v Speaker 2>ever meet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, she's extremely incontinent. So I slipped the disk in

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<v Speaker 1>her back at a young age. But I swear she

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<v Speaker 1>uses that as an excuse. I swear sometimes when she

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't get the right amount of food that she wants,

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<v Speaker 1>which is far too much. Every single time, she does

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<v Speaker 1>a big wee right in the middle of the tiles,

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<v Speaker 1>and she looks me dead in the eye.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah shucks.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a situation the other night where I was

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<v Speaker 2>lying on the couch in my brand new gorgeous satin

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<v Speaker 2>pink Peter Alexander pajamas. Right they were a gift for

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<v Speaker 2>Mother's Day. I'm lying on the couch, Sid's on top

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<v Speaker 2>of me. The attack killer dog toy Kverdle sitting on

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<v Speaker 2>top of me and just pays everywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, shes on you. Shortly after, the.

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<v Speaker 2>Three year old, who has been toilet trained for a

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<v Speaker 2>very long time now, also decides to weigh on the couch.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm just going fml honestly, like, what is going

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<v Speaker 2>on here?

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like a naughty thing, not a dog thing,

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<v Speaker 3>something about you.

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<v Speaker 2>But I do wonder what SID like. If SID is

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<v Speaker 2>in fact dreaming of her beautiful owner. I wonder what

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<v Speaker 2>that sounds like in her head. Do you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean? If you thought about that, thoughts might sound.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, yeah, oooh mom, I love my mom's she's an angel.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what it sounds like? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it was something in that proximity as well.

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<v Speaker 1>What I love just in general as well is just

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<v Speaker 1>the beautiful relationship between humans and dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>And as soon as they saw me, they came bounding

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<v Speaker 3>over and I just made it into the front door.

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<v Speaker 3>Intold special. It's so special.