Speaker 1: It's a Christy Sun show.
Speaker 2: He's the favorite day of the week.
Speaker 1: Sure is Swanny. Welcome to Thursday.
Speaker 2: Sweeping Statements is coming up.
Speaker 3: Yes, all sorts of business including you know. This week
Speaker 3: was a big week for Benson Boone fans and in
Speaker 3: fact Benson Boone because.
Speaker 2: He released a brand new album.
Speaker 1: That's right this weekend, American Something.
Speaker 2: It's like American Child or Boy or something, American American Heart,
Speaker 2: American Heart.
Speaker 3: And he gave some sort of cocko maomy explanation for that.
Speaker 3: Keep trying, Benson Burne.
Speaker 1: See I want to be a fan of his, but
Speaker 1: he just.
Speaker 2: He irritates you. He irritates you.
Speaker 3: Well, he may be in a spot of bother because
Speaker 3: there is a song off the album that sounds suspiciously
Speaker 3: like another person's song.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to put you to the test.
Speaker 3: Next, I'm going to play your boat and see if
Speaker 3: you can if they are the same.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love this game. Fun. Also, before three o'clock,
Speaker 1: we're going to put someone else in the running for
Speaker 1: Chrissy's by d pickup register via the Nova player out
Speaker 1: For that one, we're gonna be talking about Leanne Rhymes,
Speaker 1: Billy Idoll Fight, the Moonlight Swift, what a trio, It's
Speaker 1: Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: On the Christy Swan Show, A little bit of a
Speaker 2: game player?
Speaker 3: Hello, Benson Boone might be in a bit of troo
Speaker 3: U b a Lee.
Speaker 1: That's trouble for queer baiting?
Speaker 2: No, what is queer baiting? And I've heard that he's
Speaker 2: in trouble for that.
Speaker 1: I do mean I have seen that on TikTok I
Speaker 1: personally and like, there's my people. I don't have an
Speaker 1: issue with queer bating? What is so? People? First, I
Speaker 1: remember how to go at Harry Styles about it. It's
Speaker 1: when you sort of really lean into your feminine energy dress,
Speaker 1: maybe as if a gay dude would, and it's used
Speaker 1: as a way to appeal to that contract day people. Right.
Speaker 3: So the accusation is that he's definitely got all the
Speaker 3: straight girl's money, and exactly he may as well try
Speaker 3: for the gay guy's money too, correct.
Speaker 1: I don't think even if Benson is doing that, I
Speaker 1: don't really care and I don't think he is. I
Speaker 1: just think he's a bit annoying for no reason.
Speaker 3: Well, this is going to really annoy you. There's someone
Speaker 3: else who thinks he's annoying. But she's got good reason.
Speaker 3: Maybe her name's Valencia Grace and she took to Instagram.
Speaker 2: I only saw it yesterday.
Speaker 3: I think it's pretty fresh because she's got a problem
Speaker 3: with a song off Benson Boone's new album, which was
Speaker 3: only just released. It's called American Heart, and one of
Speaker 3: the tracks is called Reminds Me of You. It sounds
Speaker 3: like this, all right. I mean, you know, he's the
Speaker 3: one trick pony, but I like the trick.
Speaker 1: Hey, I kind of like the trick more on this song.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good track.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then when it.
Speaker 3: I think when Valencia Grace heard it, she's a little
Speaker 3: independent artist. Okay, she's crying on Instagram with her song
Speaker 3: in the background. Have a listen everything. I think she's
Speaker 3: got a point. Play Benson again.
Speaker 2: Everything.
Speaker 1: No. See at the start there, the first three seconds,
Speaker 1: I'm like yes, But then after that I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: what about this?
Speaker 3: Later on in Benson Boone's song, he talks about this stuff.
Speaker 1: Gode Traine, tissue, stage even please I ever.
Speaker 3: So it's like, you know, a list of all the
Speaker 3: mundane things that remind him of his ex. And then
Speaker 3: she has a verse like this dirty Trains solo.
Speaker 1: Benson's in trouble, man, I reckon He's in trouble after
Speaker 1: hearing that. That's two extremely similar sections of a song.
Speaker 2: Also, how great is Valencia Gray?
Speaker 1: Also fantastic name Valencia Valencia Gray not just an Instagram filter?
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. Okay, I've got another game for you.
Speaker 3: Okay, So you know this song by Sam Smith Stay
Speaker 3: Home sho. Now, if you look up the writers of
Speaker 3: this song, it says Sam Smith, of course, but it
Speaker 3: also says t Petty.
Speaker 2: And g Lynn jeff Lynn. And I'm like, what did
Speaker 2: Tom Petty and jeff Lynn from Elo have to do
Speaker 2: with with this song? And also I'm pretty sure Tom
Speaker 2: Petty was dead by the time Sam Smith released this.
Speaker 3: Turns out that the two that there's a song by
Speaker 3: written by Tom Petty and jeff Lynn which sounds like this.
Speaker 2: Everybody knows that down right, And it sounds so similar
Speaker 2: to the Sam Smith song that Sam Smith.
Speaker 3: Had to attribute those writers of that song really to
Speaker 3: his song, yeah, or to their song I should say, yes.
Speaker 3: So we got our genius Scutder to mash them together
Speaker 3: to see if this is warranted.
Speaker 2: I yeah, okay, I mean it is.
Speaker 1: It is, but I feel like the Benson and Valencia
Speaker 1: Grace one has a better case than that.
Speaker 3: Really, Oh, then it's definitely all over for that's absolutely it's.
Speaker 2: The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Oh I'll tell you what you'll be in heaven if
Speaker 3: you look out your front window and it's me and
Speaker 3: Jack saying to two, this is your by D car
Speaker 3: sharp go.
Speaker 1: Beyond expectations with a b I D Sea Line six
Speaker 1: plug in hybrid Suvsychrissy.
Speaker 3: Whyd and I think you'll find it's getting loser.
Speaker 1: Not Look when that came out, it did feel aggressive.
Speaker 2: You were looking at me when you said it is this.
Speaker 1: Your Tommy's Swanny? Correct that getting loser or going get
Speaker 1: in laser are going sharpen? Wow? How do I get
Speaker 1: that so wrong?
Speaker 2: It's because you hate me.
Speaker 1: To hate Brie?
Speaker 4: Hello, Hello.
Speaker 3: Every time I hear Castle Hill, which is where you live,
Speaker 3: I think and Sharon's written a song about you, but
Speaker 3: it's Castle on the Hill anyway. We know where you live, Bree,
Speaker 3: We know where you live. And I'm going to ask
Speaker 3: you a question in a minute, and then maybe maybe
Speaker 3: one day next week you might just be making a
Speaker 3: cup of tea sort of dangling your bags or whatever
Speaker 3: it is, and you look out the window, it's me
Speaker 3: and Jack delivering a BYD C line.
Speaker 5: That would be awesome.
Speaker 3: Why do you need a new car? I mean really,
Speaker 3: not that you need a reason. Everybody would love a
Speaker 3: new car.
Speaker 5: Ah. Yeah, everyone would love a new car. But my
Speaker 5: car is falling apart.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've had a run of bad luck.
Speaker 1: And a couple of weeks ago, my nine year.
Speaker 2: Old son was opening the door.
Speaker 5: We're trying to open the door and put the door
Speaker 5: handle right off the car.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Well so he's standing there with the handle in his hand,
Speaker 3: and you're just like, this is the end.
Speaker 1: It was absolutely done.
Speaker 5: I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Speaker 1: Bree right now, do you do you not have a
Speaker 1: car to drive with? No?
Speaker 2: I do so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the handles don't Like Jeffrey Dahmer's car back
Speaker 3: in the day, the handles don't work. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 3: we are going to see what we can do.
Speaker 2: Make sure you're around every minute of every day next week,
Speaker 2: just in case I will be.
Speaker 1: You are in the running breeze near me too.
Speaker 2: But that's a fun part of this.
Speaker 1: Love to me, And do you think you could get
Speaker 1: in the back loser and go sharping with us. Sorry,
Speaker 1: would you go shop with us? Yeah? She would?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: God yeah, registered uya the Nova player up? If you'd
Speaker 1: like to.
Speaker 2: Play out at the food court by the way, this.
Speaker 1: What about the shops? Yeah? Your shout at the shops too? Okay? Sure?
Speaker 1: The BYDC line sits playing in suv is so sleek.
Speaker 1: You do want to get in the running for this.
Speaker 1: We'll be calling someone tomorrow.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. Let's go
Speaker 2: click and Chrissy's clickit.
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift, I mean, it's been a long time since
Speaker 3: I've said those words.
Speaker 2: It has feels nice, feels nice in my mouth.
Speaker 1: To have a have her back in your mouth, have
Speaker 1: her back?
Speaker 2: Yes, sounds bit rude, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: She's given her first performance since finishing off the Errors Tour,
Speaker 3: and of course she was roped into it by her boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Have you ever been roped into something from somebody that
Speaker 3: you love? Like, has your dad gone, hey? Can you
Speaker 3: come and speak about being so buff?
Speaker 1: You're good? No? I have never been. I think I
Speaker 1: got roped in last year to speak at my old
Speaker 1: secondary school, which is something that I wouldn't have.
Speaker 3: You would just say two words to sum up that experience,
Speaker 3: which is never again.
Speaker 1: It wasn't as bad as I thought. Do you know what?
Speaker 1: I was more nervous about having to see my old
Speaker 1: teachers who like I. Clearly some of them I didn't
Speaker 1: get along with, but they were like sucking up to me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is weird.
Speaker 2: I of course I do know who you are.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Tyler Swift has agreed to do a surprise performance
Speaker 3: of shake It Off at her fella Travis's Tight Ends
Speaker 3: and Friends concert. Now there is a university that I
Speaker 3: think that he supports. I mean, not a concert at
Speaker 3: the university that he supports, and I mean he's just gone,
Speaker 3: hey back, can you sing one of old song to
Speaker 3: a show girl there?
Speaker 1: Do you think to go to tight end UNI, you
Speaker 1: gotta have a tight end? I think so yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what you have to do in reception.
Speaker 5: Singing.
Speaker 3: Second, do you think she chose that because it says
Speaker 3: new girlfriend, which is technically what she is?
Speaker 1: Maybe? Or maybe because it's just the easiest song to sing.
Speaker 1: It's just a lot of shake it, shake it. I
Speaker 1: mean it's her most basic song.
Speaker 2: I was looking at the Oh, come on me.
Speaker 1: I don't even count that as a table song because
Speaker 1: I wish it was dead.
Speaker 3: You you know you've you've seen the footage as well,
Speaker 3: and I've seen the footage. Did you notice anything? What
Speaker 3: was the very first thing that you noticed? I just
Speaker 3: want to know whether it's my eyes.
Speaker 1: I noticed that she was quite looking, quite country and
Speaker 1: casual in a black dress.
Speaker 3: So you've missed a big bruise on the top of
Speaker 3: her left thigh mirror just off her knee.
Speaker 1: And what do you think has happened?
Speaker 2: Chumped a coffee.
Speaker 3: Table, chasing her cats. That's what I think is happened.
Speaker 3: Can you see further down they've cut it off in
Speaker 3: that image. In the actual footage, the very first thing
Speaker 3: I saw was a bruise, and I.
Speaker 2: Went, oh, I want to press that, or maybe I
Speaker 2: want to press it.
Speaker 1: She saw Blake Lively in a street name went head
Speaker 1: to head.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, friendships for what is it for
Speaker 2: a reason? A season or a lifetime?
Speaker 1: That is a season friendship? That it is a season friendship.
Speaker 2: It turns out. Now I want to talk about Billy Idol,
Speaker 2: one of the greats from the eighties. I mean, look,
Speaker 2: as I've said previously, he's only got one.
Speaker 1: Trick, but I like the trick, good trick.
Speaker 3: He has opened up about a secret son who's now
Speaker 3: like he was born in the eighties, This kid Brandy.
Speaker 1: So he's like, for brand what a shock.
Speaker 3: I mean, look, he's not a response Billy. I was
Speaker 3: not responsible that he was nowhere to be found. He
Speaker 3: was in and out, if you know what I mean. Anyway,
Speaker 3: he says, I'm not surprised I had a secret son.
Speaker 3: In the quote of the year, I slept with a
Speaker 3: million people. This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Hi, we're still here.
Speaker 3: Sorry, So I was about it hanging around like a
Speaker 3: bad smell because we're about to do sweeping statements.
Speaker 1: Yes, they're coming up.
Speaker 3: I think mine is going to surprise you.
Speaker 2: You've known me for a.
Speaker 1: Very long time, coming up a decade.
Speaker 3: And there's something that I've only just sort of realized
Speaker 3: that I don't like at all, and I'm not going
Speaker 3: to do it anymore, and I think you'll be surprised.
Speaker 1: Okay, I look forward to it. Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 1: Before we get to sweeping statements, we are going to
Speaker 1: play Chrissy's Quizzy. If you would like to win a
Speaker 1: limited edition bum bag, and I don't know, perhaps in
Speaker 1: your appliants jump on the line now that there are.
Speaker 2: Two of my favorite things in the entire.
Speaker 1: World, bum bags and appliant Suess clients. I mean, you
Speaker 1: know how to have a good time If I do,
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: Actually the Chrissy Swan Show. Don't you wish your mom
Speaker 2: was a good cook like me? Let's give away.
Speaker 1: Bump bag, No joking, you are mom.
Speaker 2: Chrissy's get off. It's not very sexy, but it's the truth.
Speaker 2: Hello Katie, Hello Chrissy.
Speaker 3: It's the best thing that you make. Like, if someone
Speaker 3: that you really wanted to impress came over, what would
Speaker 3: you make for them to eat?
Speaker 2: Uh? Probably my baked cheesecake. Oh my god, I love
Speaker 2: a baked cheesecake. Oh god, I love a paste. Now hello, Lindsay, Hi,
Speaker 2: what would you make to impress somebody?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Not making a cook, but I do make pretty good
Speaker 5: mushroom risotta.
Speaker 2: Yeah. See, this is the thing. Even if you're not
Speaker 2: a cook, You've got one dish, and that's really all
Speaker 2: you need in life. One friend, one dish.
Speaker 1: Lindsay, I want to talk to you about your accent
Speaker 1: real quick. Where's it from? I'm American. Whereabouts? I got that?
Speaker 1: Where abouts in America? Ah?
Speaker 2: Minnesota?
Speaker 1: Oh how cool?
Speaker 3: Same as the twins from Beverly Hills, Nina too. I
Speaker 3: know yep, so there, Hanno.
Speaker 1: Don't hello?
Speaker 3: All right, Katie and lindsay your names are your buzzers.
Speaker 3: It's the best of five meaning the first person to
Speaker 3: get three answers cret gets the game, gets the bum bag,
Speaker 3: and there is an unbelievable little something something.
Speaker 1: Stuffed inside the bum bag today, ladies, is a five
Speaker 1: hundred dollars voucher from Winning Appliances Shop end of financial
Speaker 1: offers to create your dream home.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wow stuff the bum bag.
Speaker 1: Question number one. It's the best of five, meaning the
Speaker 1: first person to get three threat to win. Sorry you
Speaker 1: think I did, mate, I've cooked it today between getting
Speaker 1: b word and now not listening. What's happening?
Speaker 2: You're a hologram?
Speaker 3: Question number one clipp has gone viral, of whom referring
Speaker 3: to themselves as daddy.
Speaker 2: Lindy sinsy, Hi, Donald, Yeah, it's your guy. Is that
Speaker 2: why you're he's not?
Speaker 1: My Guyaddy? My daddy.
Speaker 2: Just let's just say again, just really enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Daddy.
Speaker 2: Here, my Daddy God.
Speaker 3: Question number two in a famous nursery rhyme, who sat
Speaker 3: on a wall?
Speaker 2: Katie Yes, Katie Humpy dum It is Humpty Dumpty. Question
Speaker 2: number three. Twenty five years ago today, Coldplay released this song.
Speaker 2: What is it called a jump to cross fer Katie Yes,
Speaker 2: Katie for you Nope, Lindsay, Come on, Lindsay, oh I don't.
Speaker 3: Oh my god that I would never have guessed that
Speaker 3: people would not know that same immediately It is yellow?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: Question number four, which singer performed a surprise song in
Speaker 3: Nashville overnight?
Speaker 2: Katie Yes, Katie Taylor. It is Taylor swept.
Speaker 1: It is currently two points to Katie, one to Lindsay.
Speaker 1: Question number five.
Speaker 3: Bruney Island is located off which Australian state?
Speaker 2: Katie yes, Katie, Queensland no colder. It is of course
Speaker 2: tas Madia Old.
Speaker 3: Question number six Katie Perry danced with which Australian celebrity
Speaker 3: whilst visiting Really Yes, Lindsay it is Robert Erwin.
Speaker 2: That's to a piece. If I'm not wrong, sure is?
Speaker 1: Question number seven is for the Win.
Speaker 3: Which brand's logo resembles a bullseye Lindsay, Yes, Lindsay, Target.
Speaker 2: It is Target. What now, Lindsay, you have gone.
Speaker 3: You've got the bum bag and the five hundred dollars
Speaker 3: voucher from Winning Appliances.
Speaker 5: Oh that's so good.
Speaker 1: Really Okay, I've been really bad today at my job.
Speaker 1: So guess what, Katie, you get a five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I'll tell you how that happened.
Speaker 3: I just looked at him over the computer and raised
Speaker 3: my home brow and then bang he knew.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much. That's awesome.
Speaker 3: Winning Appliances is like heaven on Earth. The angels will
Speaker 3: be singing when those doors open.
Speaker 1: And make sure you shop the end of financial offers
Speaker 1: to create your dream home. They are so good, so good.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Great Time of the Week, Swans, Sweetea Steamers. Yeah, this
Speaker 3: is where you get to say your truth. As Mel
Speaker 3: Robbins says, or Jada Pinkett, a lot more insufferable, a
Speaker 3: lot more insufferable, those little things that you really believe.
Speaker 2: But you feel like people are going to judge you.
Speaker 2: We will not judge you. You get on here and
Speaker 2: you say at thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: I I do not like board games or games of
Speaker 3: any sort, and I'm not going to play them anymore.
Speaker 2: And I've told my kids.
Speaker 1: Do your kids like them?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 3: There was a scattergory situation three or four days ago,
Speaker 3: and out of all the board games my whole life,
Speaker 3: I've been able to deal with scat agrees in pictionary. Okay, right,
Speaker 3: that's it. But of course I've played a thousand games pretending.
Speaker 3: And the reason I don't like it is A I
Speaker 3: never understand how to play, and b when it's over,
Speaker 3: it's a crushing disappointment and a bit awkward. So like
Speaker 3: you finish and you go, oh you won or oh
Speaker 3: I won, and then you've got to pack it all
Speaker 3: up into a little boxes and put all the cards
Speaker 3: in and find the dice and the spinner, and.
Speaker 2: Then you put it away, and you're like, I feel.
Speaker 3: Empty inside and sad. Yeah, sadness, a specific sadness.
Speaker 1: I agree with you. I don't like board games either,
Speaker 1: but my mum loves them. When she's she often will
Speaker 1: pitch like, let's play scrabble. I'm like, how boring, Let's
Speaker 1: watch a show.
Speaker 3: But ask her really how she feels about it. Because
Speaker 3: the down after the plummet of mood afterwards is not
Speaker 3: worth it.
Speaker 1: No one wants a board game come down, so sad. Hey,
Speaker 1: what what about car games?
Speaker 2: Card games? I can handle.
Speaker 1: I never was a fan of them. And then I
Speaker 1: have a mate, the great Jacksonlvanni, loves card games.
Speaker 2: Right, I don't mind cards.
Speaker 1: And he I'm like, whenever I play them, I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: I actually enjoy this. It feels more social.
Speaker 3: But still there's that moment where you might want another
Speaker 3: round and then somebody doesn't, and then you've got to
Speaker 3: pack it away and just shuffle down the hallway going
Speaker 3: just disappointed.
Speaker 1: Good sweeping statement, swany mine today is a little mine's
Speaker 1: in the kitchen, which is weird. I've been trying to
Speaker 1: cook a bit more Monday to Wednesday. Good three nights
Speaker 1: a week, I.
Speaker 2: Think, good for your budget.
Speaker 1: It is. And I have realized stainless steel sucks. Agreed,
Speaker 1: stainless steel pots and pans suck. I know chefs use them,
Speaker 1: and I know they're like superior, but they suck.
Speaker 2: They're so sticky and it's so hard to clean.
Speaker 1: And I watch on TikTok what you do to not
Speaker 1: make everything stick, and it's like get it really hot,
Speaker 1: get some water, sprinkle a couple of drops and water
Speaker 1: when it does it, Like, mate, that is so much
Speaker 1: add in for me to cork my Scotch, Philip.
Speaker 2: I agree, I agree with you?
Speaker 1: Like why not? And now I heard on TV this
Speaker 1: morning that you know nonstick has chemicals and chemicals getting
Speaker 1: your food. Guess what I'll copy chemicals. I knew you
Speaker 1: were going to say.
Speaker 2: To take me out of here.
Speaker 3: The Chrissy Swan Show, I mean ed Sharon's new album
Speaker 3: is like the musical equivalent of a food court. You
Speaker 3: can go and get Persian there. You can pop next
Speaker 3: door and have a bit of Indian. Yeah, it really
Speaker 3: is too single fabulous. You're listening to the Chrissy Swan
Speaker 3: Show on Nova fabulous.
Speaker 2: It is fabulous.
Speaker 1: I loved that fabulous.
Speaker 2: Swan's sweeping statements.
Speaker 3: You know what else, sweeping statements are fabulous fabulous.
Speaker 2: I said that because I was nervous at the cot
Speaker 2: that it was started to use it being a racist.
Speaker 3: You know, sometimes you can't even say, oh, hey, I
Speaker 3: like this thing because of that.
Speaker 1: No, I love Indian food war hang on, man, hang on,
Speaker 1: are you appropriating? Like? No?
Speaker 3: I just it's nice I please hello rack Air, Hello, Hi,
Speaker 3: what's news?
Speaker 2: Baby? I hate arts and crafts and I'm not talented?
Speaker 1: Not talented?
Speaker 2: Oh I know? Were you terrible? We're terrible at art
Speaker 2: at school as well.
Speaker 1: No, it was more when I had kids.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to clean it up. I didn't like Plato.
Speaker 2: I didn't have myself their degree burn making Plato once.
Speaker 2: It's terrible. Really, yeah, that's really it was.
Speaker 3: It was awful because I just put my hands straight
Speaker 3: into it out of a saucepan.
Speaker 2: What an idiot, Jackie?
Speaker 3: Also nothing that My problem with arts and craft is
Speaker 3: nothing in your imagination ever looks like you want it
Speaker 3: to when you finished. You put in so much effort
Speaker 3: and you just want to scrunch it up and throw
Speaker 3: it in the bin.
Speaker 1: Yep, Jackie, do you have a family. I got a
Speaker 1: really interesting question to ask. Hey, but I'm going to
Speaker 1: send you a family pastor. Don't miss Smurfs in Cinema's
Speaker 1: this Jelascal Holidays? Tom? Can we just write the movie name?
Speaker 1: I don't need the little intro because it sounds like
Speaker 1: the movie is called don't Miss Smurfs next time. Just
Speaker 1: Smurfs will do things? Oh?
Speaker 2: Is it not called don't miss Smurfs.
Speaker 1: It's just called smurfs.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think Jackie's kids are too old for that?
Speaker 2: Are they? Are they too old?
Speaker 1: Jack? I Haven eleven year old?
Speaker 2: And yeah, no they're not going to see.
Speaker 1: How about one hundred dollars to spend at shell ready Express? Oh? Absolutely, yes,
Speaker 1: there we go.
Speaker 3: Rape's all round, Jackie. Hell, Hi, Lauren, Hello, what is
Speaker 3: your sweeping statement?
Speaker 5: I think that every dog park or just pass in
Speaker 5: general should have rubbish SAG and a FID and.
Speaker 1: What don't they all have that already? No, you'd be
Speaker 1: surprised if they don't.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go further. They should have a bin
Speaker 2: just for pooh. Yes, I agree, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like because if I'm having a coffee or something and
Speaker 3: I put it in the bin, the thing opens, and.
Speaker 2: Oh you think that's funny?
Speaker 1: Do you me?
Speaker 3: Getting a whit of someone's dog poop? There is nothing
Speaker 3: worse than someone else's dog.
Speaker 1: Poo, just someone else's pool as well.
Speaker 3: Hey, you know when so yesterday, Lauren, I was talking
Speaker 3: about nose picking and I saw something absolutely flip in
Speaker 3: Jack's demeanor. It's his achilles here, Like you just cannot
Speaker 3: stand nose picking. What makes me psychotic is if somebody.
Speaker 3: If I see somebody leave a fresh dog poop that
Speaker 3: we've both seen come out of their dog, I will
Speaker 3: go up and say, excuse me, you need.
Speaker 2: To pick that up.
Speaker 3: Good on you, and I know that it's very bad,
Speaker 3: but I cannot help it.
Speaker 2: It tips me over the end.
Speaker 1: Leaving your dog poop for someone to stand in is
Speaker 1: very bad. You're just being a good community normal.
Speaker 2: I would normally let things slide.
Speaker 1: One hundred bucks to spend at shell Already Explore Express, Lauren, Sorry,
Speaker 1: oh good, keep going.
Speaker 2: What we just talking about? Jazz? Really your sweeping statement?
Speaker 1: Jazz jazz go go Okay.
Speaker 5: I think that I here flat packs are for losers.
Speaker 2: True, I think they're for geniuses. I can't do them.
Speaker 2: Why are they for losers?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I refused. I don't care how many steps there are.
Speaker 5: I just refuse to do it.
Speaker 2: Jess, I love this. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: Facebook Marketplace is your friend and mine for that reason,
Speaker 3: because you can get the same same product, but somebody's
Speaker 3: put it together for you because they're getting rid of it.
Speaker 1: It's the best hundred bucks to spend at shell Ready
Speaker 1: Express for few jazz Let's finish with Joel Swanny.
Speaker 2: Hello Joel, Hello.
Speaker 1: Jack.
Speaker 2: I thought I thought it might be Joel Creasy. It
Speaker 2: wasn't one hundred percent.
Speaker 5: Although I have been on the panel of the project
Speaker 5: with you before. You remember someone with a husky voice
Speaker 5: who couldn't speak with the earlier doing the mid ad
Speaker 5: break thing.
Speaker 1: Oh where they get someone from the audience, Yes, Joel,
Speaker 1: I do remember.
Speaker 5: So as the last week and when last week that's
Speaker 5: Wednesday went, the Blues weren't doing too god in the origin,
Speaker 5: I was scrolling Instagram and commented on one of Jack's
Speaker 5: posts on his story to say, what are those in
Speaker 5: reference to his hideous shoes?
Speaker 1: I do remember.
Speaker 5: Last statement? Statement, isn't that Jack has hideous shoes? I said, well,
Speaker 5: I've got you. This is my sweeping statement. You say
Speaker 5: Swanny way too much?
Speaker 2: Really see, I think he doesn't say I love it?
Speaker 1: What do you want me to say? Joel?
Speaker 5: Though her name, you say, hey, hey, can you give
Speaker 5: me that? Can you give me that?
Speaker 1: Wow? Joel? You just hate me.
Speaker 3: You just the Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 1: Like that.
Speaker 2: Chrissy's click dumb songs just bring back the best memories.
Speaker 2: Leanne rhymes Can't Fight the Moonlight was the song of
Speaker 2: the dance floor at my friend Tory Tory's wedding when
Speaker 2: she married her husband Jane, and I'll never forget it.
Speaker 2: It was in like a it's like a country hall.
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, and this was.
Speaker 3: Yeah and go with the Night of Our Lives And
Speaker 3: it was years ago, like two thousand and six.
Speaker 1: How nice that you can like attach that memory to
Speaker 1: this the first magic contemporary dance over did when I
Speaker 1: was doing I was doing that with Leanne rhymes I
Speaker 1: need You. I don't know that such a bad song, Scott.
Speaker 1: Can we see if we've got I need you, I
Speaker 1: need you?
Speaker 2: What was it all like?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh my god, I wouldn't remember it.
Speaker 2: Rhymes can't fight the fake teeth.
Speaker 3: She was singing on stage and she's got When I
Speaker 3: first read that she's got fake teeth, I'm like, oh god,
Speaker 3: someone's got a heroin addiction.
Speaker 1: No, that's not right, meth mouth.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's terrible wrong.
Speaker 1: Well, I know what you mean. I know what you're
Speaker 1: trying to say. Let's listen to what she said.
Speaker 4: I was on stage, fills something pop in my mouth.
Speaker 4: I have a bridge in the front and it fell
Speaker 4: out in the middle of my song, to which I
Speaker 4: panicked and in the middle said hold on and ran
Speaker 4: to the side of the stage and put it back
Speaker 4: in and then just went on singing. And then I
Speaker 4: just had to get real with everybody and tell them
Speaker 4: exactly what was happening, or else I would have had to.
Speaker 2: Walk up stage.
Speaker 1: Wow, she that's wild.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize that those weren't real, real teeth, did you.
Speaker 1: I had no idea anyway.
Speaker 2: You know what song was to what song I put
Speaker 2: a thermal.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you look like you're about to
Speaker 1: go to the snow.
Speaker 2: I would have been upset if I was in that
Speaker 2: audience because.
Speaker 3: I would have been there just to see teeth fall out.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: I would have been very surprised by that, because I
Speaker 3: like that she doesn't have teeth. Be there just to
Speaker 3: see can't fight the moonlight and that's where the te you.
Speaker 2: Get fat around mama?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, am I still speaking?
Speaker 1: Yes on to the next You're.
Speaker 2: Really gonna make me. There's eleven new words.
Speaker 1: Now stop, don't know. I just pulled myself back together.
Speaker 1: I just pulled myself back together.
Speaker 3: There's eleven new Aussie words that you will now find
Speaker 3: in the Official Oxford English Dictionary.
Speaker 1: Hey, I feel like this. These stories are coming out
Speaker 1: every two months. How often do we need to add
Speaker 1: words to the dictionary?
Speaker 2: And also are they who's making this up? To check?
Speaker 3: Because I buy with my hard earned money at least
Speaker 3: two or three dictionaries a year for my kids who
Speaker 3: never ever opened them.
Speaker 1: But if you buy one at the start of school,
Speaker 1: don't you just stick to that?
Speaker 3: No, because I forget and they get lost, and so
Speaker 3: I've got them.
Speaker 2: I've got seven or eight aren't opened. I'm going to
Speaker 2: check them. So the question that the eleven new words, ah, yeah, go.
Speaker 3: Spew and spewing Oh most No, someone is spewing over something.
Speaker 2: You know what that means? Don't your YouTube?
Speaker 1: Class devastated? I reckon the last three minutes to show it.
Speaker 1: I'm not that.
Speaker 3: Class slab has been entered into the dictionary.
Speaker 2: Obviously it means a whole lot of beer? What else?
Speaker 2: A cask? I can't believe that that is. That's Australian cask?
Speaker 3: Is a is the box around the goon bag booing time.
Speaker 2: There's my swoping statement. If I if.
Speaker 3: I hear you say, oh, I think it's one time,
Speaker 3: I will delete your number and you will never darken
Speaker 3: my door again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with you.
Speaker 2: So there's the other one, blander. What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Blander?
Speaker 2: Never heard it?
Speaker 3: B A l A sounds like an Edmunds b A
Speaker 3: l b A l A n d a A blander
Speaker 3: A blander is a Loan word from the yould Goo
Speaker 3: language of Northeast So it's an indigenous word.
Speaker 2: I have never heard it.
Speaker 1: There you go. Don't argue.
Speaker 2: It doesn't say what it means.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know either, But why is don't argue?
Speaker 1: Two words? The full list of English words? That's two words?
Speaker 1: How have we added? Don't argue?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I think? Rubbish?
Speaker 1: What a fun show? Hey, the great David Campbell is
Speaker 1: joining us tomorrow. Swannye.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be on my best behavior with him because
Speaker 3: I adore Sorry David, he's a key.
Speaker 2: Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 3: For more great comedy shows like this, head to novapodcast
Speaker 3: dot com.
Speaker 2: Dore you