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<v Speaker 1>It's a Christy Sun show.

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<v Speaker 2>He's the favorite day of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure is Swanny. Welcome to Thursday.

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<v Speaker 2>Sweeping Statements is coming up.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, all sorts of business including you know. This week

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<v Speaker 3>was a big week for Benson Boone fans and in

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<v Speaker 3>fact Benson Boone because.

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<v Speaker 2>He released a brand new album.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right this weekend, American Something.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like American Child or Boy or something, American American Heart,

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<v Speaker 2>American Heart.

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<v Speaker 3>And he gave some sort of cocko maomy explanation for that.

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<v Speaker 3>Keep trying, Benson Burne.

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<v Speaker 1>See I want to be a fan of his, but

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<v Speaker 1>he just.

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<v Speaker 2>He irritates you. He irritates you.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, he may be in a spot of bother because

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<v Speaker 3>there is a song off the album that sounds suspiciously

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<v Speaker 3>like another person's song.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm going to put you to the test.

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<v Speaker 3>Next, I'm going to play your boat and see if

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<v Speaker 3>you can if they are the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I love this game. Fun. Also, before three o'clock,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to put someone else in the running for

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<v Speaker 1>Chrissy's by d pickup register via the Nova player out

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<v Speaker 1>For that one, we're gonna be talking about Leanne Rhymes,

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<v Speaker 1>Billy Idoll Fight, the Moonlight Swift, what a trio, It's

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<v Speaker 1>Christy Swan Show.

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<v Speaker 2>On the Christy Swan Show, A little bit of a

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<v Speaker 2>game player?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Benson Boone might be in a bit of troo

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<v Speaker 3>U b a Lee.

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<v Speaker 1>That's trouble for queer baiting?

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<v Speaker 2>No, what is queer baiting? And I've heard that he's

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<v Speaker 2>in trouble for that.

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<v Speaker 1>I do mean I have seen that on TikTok I

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<v Speaker 1>personally and like, there's my people. I don't have an

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<v Speaker 1>issue with queer bating? What is so? People? First, I

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<v Speaker 1>remember how to go at Harry Styles about it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>when you sort of really lean into your feminine energy dress,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe as if a gay dude would, and it's used

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<v Speaker 1>as a way to appeal to that contract day people. Right.

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<v Speaker 3>So the accusation is that he's definitely got all the

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<v Speaker 3>straight girl's money, and exactly he may as well try

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<v Speaker 3>for the gay guy's money too, correct.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think even if Benson is doing that, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really care and I don't think he is. I

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<v Speaker 1>just think he's a bit annoying for no reason.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, this is going to really annoy you. There's someone

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<v Speaker 3>else who thinks he's annoying. But she's got good reason.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe her name's Valencia Grace and she took to Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>I only saw it yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's pretty fresh because she's got a problem

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<v Speaker 3>with a song off Benson Boone's new album, which was

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<v Speaker 3>only just released. It's called American Heart, and one of

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<v Speaker 3>the tracks is called Reminds Me of You. It sounds

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<v Speaker 3>like this, all right. I mean, you know, he's the

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<v Speaker 3>one trick pony, but I like the trick.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I kind of like the trick more on this song.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a good track.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And then when it.

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<v Speaker 3>I think when Valencia Grace heard it, she's a little

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<v Speaker 3>independent artist. Okay, she's crying on Instagram with her song

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<v Speaker 3>in the background. Have a listen everything. I think she's

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<v Speaker 3>got a point. Play Benson again.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything.

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<v Speaker 1>No. See at the start there, the first three seconds,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like yes, But then after that I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>what about this?

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<v Speaker 3>Later on in Benson Boone's song, he talks about this stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Gode Traine, tissue, stage even please I ever.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's like, you know, a list of all the

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<v Speaker 3>mundane things that remind him of his ex. And then

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<v Speaker 3>she has a verse like this dirty Trains solo.

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<v Speaker 1>Benson's in trouble, man, I reckon He's in trouble after

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<v Speaker 1>hearing that. That's two extremely similar sections of a song.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, how great is Valencia Gray?

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<v Speaker 1>Also fantastic name Valencia Valencia Gray not just an Instagram filter?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, exactly. Okay, I've got another game for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So you know this song by Sam Smith Stay

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<v Speaker 3>Home sho. Now, if you look up the writers of

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<v Speaker 3>this song, it says Sam Smith, of course, but it

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<v Speaker 3>also says t Petty.

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<v Speaker 2>And g Lynn jeff Lynn. And I'm like, what did

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<v Speaker 2>Tom Petty and jeff Lynn from Elo have to do

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<v Speaker 2>with with this song? And also I'm pretty sure Tom

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<v Speaker 2>Petty was dead by the time Sam Smith released this.

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<v Speaker 3>Turns out that the two that there's a song by

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<v Speaker 3>written by Tom Petty and jeff Lynn which sounds like this.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody knows that down right, And it sounds so similar

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<v Speaker 2>to the Sam Smith song that Sam Smith.

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<v Speaker 3>Had to attribute those writers of that song really to

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<v Speaker 3>his song, yeah, or to their song I should say, yes.

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<v Speaker 3>So we got our genius Scutder to mash them together

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<v Speaker 3>to see if this is warranted.

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<v Speaker 2>I yeah, okay, I mean it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It is, but I feel like the Benson and Valencia

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<v Speaker 1>Grace one has a better case than that.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, Oh, then it's definitely all over for that's absolutely it's.

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<v Speaker 2>The Crissy Swan Show.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I'll tell you what you'll be in heaven if

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<v Speaker 3>you look out your front window and it's me and

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<v Speaker 3>Jack saying to two, this is your by D car

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<v Speaker 3>sharp go.

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<v Speaker 1>Beyond expectations with a b I D Sea Line six

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<v Speaker 1>plug in hybrid Suvsychrissy.

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<v Speaker 3>Whyd and I think you'll find it's getting loser.

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<v Speaker 1>Not Look when that came out, it did feel aggressive.

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<v Speaker 2>You were looking at me when you said it is this.

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<v Speaker 1>Your Tommy's Swanny? Correct that getting loser or going get

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<v Speaker 1>in laser are going sharpen? Wow? How do I get

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<v Speaker 1>that so wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>It's because you hate me.

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<v Speaker 1>To hate Brie?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Every time I hear Castle Hill, which is where you live,

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<v Speaker 3>I think and Sharon's written a song about you, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's Castle on the Hill anyway. We know where you live, Bree,

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<v Speaker 3>We know where you live. And I'm going to ask

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<v Speaker 3>you a question in a minute, and then maybe maybe

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<v Speaker 3>one day next week you might just be making a

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<v Speaker 3>cup of tea sort of dangling your bags or whatever

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<v Speaker 3>it is, and you look out the window, it's me

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<v Speaker 3>and Jack delivering a BYD C line.

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<v Speaker 5>That would be awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Why do you need a new car? I mean really,

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<v Speaker 3>not that you need a reason. Everybody would love a

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<v Speaker 3>new car.

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<v Speaker 5>Ah. Yeah, everyone would love a new car. But my

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<v Speaker 5>car is falling apart.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've had a run of bad luck.

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<v Speaker 1>And a couple of weeks ago, my nine year.

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<v Speaker 2>Old son was opening the door.

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<v Speaker 5>We're trying to open the door and put the door

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<v Speaker 5>handle right off the car.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Well so he's standing there with the handle in his hand,

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<v Speaker 3>and you're just like, this is the end.

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<v Speaker 1>It was absolutely done.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

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<v Speaker 1>Bree right now, do you do you not have a

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<v Speaker 1>car to drive with? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I do so.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but the handles don't Like Jeffrey Dahmer's car back

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<v Speaker 3>in the day, the handles don't work. Yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>we are going to see what we can do.

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<v Speaker 2>Make sure you're around every minute of every day next week,

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<v Speaker 2>just in case I will be.

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<v Speaker 1>You are in the running breeze near me too.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's a fun part of this.

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<v Speaker 1>Love to me, And do you think you could get

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<v Speaker 1>in the back loser and go sharping with us. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>would you go shop with us? Yeah? She would?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>God yeah, registered uya the Nova player up? If you'd

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<v Speaker 1>like to.

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<v Speaker 2>Play out at the food court by the way, this.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the shops? Yeah? Your shout at the shops too? Okay? Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>The BYDC line sits playing in suv is so sleek.

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<v Speaker 1>You do want to get in the running for this.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be calling someone tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. Let's go

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<v Speaker 2>click and Chrissy's clickit.

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<v Speaker 3>Taylor Swift, I mean, it's been a long time since

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<v Speaker 3>I've said those words.

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<v Speaker 2>It has feels nice, feels nice in my mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>To have a have her back in your mouth, have

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<v Speaker 1>her back?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, sounds bit rude, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>She's given her first performance since finishing off the Errors Tour,

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<v Speaker 3>and of course she was roped into it by her boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you ever been roped into something from somebody that

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<v Speaker 3>you love? Like, has your dad gone, hey? Can you

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<v Speaker 3>come and speak about being so buff?

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<v Speaker 1>You're good? No? I have never been. I think I

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<v Speaker 1>got roped in last year to speak at my old

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<v Speaker 1>secondary school, which is something that I wouldn't have.

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<v Speaker 3>You would just say two words to sum up that experience,

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<v Speaker 3>which is never again.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't as bad as I thought. Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>I was more nervous about having to see my old

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<v Speaker 1>teachers who like I. Clearly some of them I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get along with, but they were like sucking up to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, this is weird.

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<v Speaker 2>I of course I do know who you are.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, Tyler Swift has agreed to do a surprise performance

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<v Speaker 3>of shake It Off at her fella Travis's Tight Ends

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<v Speaker 3>and Friends concert. Now there is a university that I

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<v Speaker 3>think that he supports. I mean, not a concert at

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<v Speaker 3>the university that he supports, and I mean he's just gone,

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<v Speaker 3>hey back, can you sing one of old song to

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<v Speaker 3>a show girl there?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think to go to tight end UNI, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta have a tight end? I think so yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what you have to do in reception.

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<v Speaker 5>Singing.

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<v Speaker 3>Second, do you think she chose that because it says

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<v Speaker 3>new girlfriend, which is technically what she is?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe? Or maybe because it's just the easiest song to sing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a lot of shake it, shake it. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it's her most basic song.

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<v Speaker 2>I was looking at the Oh, come on me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even count that as a table song because

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<v Speaker 1>I wish it was dead.

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<v Speaker 3>You you know you've you've seen the footage as well,

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<v Speaker 3>and I've seen the footage. Did you notice anything? What

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<v Speaker 3>was the very first thing that you noticed? I just

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<v Speaker 3>want to know whether it's my eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>I noticed that she was quite looking, quite country and

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<v Speaker 1>casual in a black dress.

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<v Speaker 3>So you've missed a big bruise on the top of

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<v Speaker 3>her left thigh mirror just off her knee.

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<v Speaker 1>And what do you think has happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Chumped a coffee.

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<v Speaker 3>Table, chasing her cats. That's what I think is happened.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you see further down they've cut it off in

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<v Speaker 3>that image. In the actual footage, the very first thing

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<v Speaker 3>I saw was a bruise, and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Went, oh, I want to press that, or maybe I

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<v Speaker 2>want to press it.

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<v Speaker 1>She saw Blake Lively in a street name went head

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<v Speaker 1>to head.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know, friendships for what is it for

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<v Speaker 2>a reason? A season or a lifetime?

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<v Speaker 1>That is a season friendship? That it is a season friendship.

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<v Speaker 2>It turns out. Now I want to talk about Billy Idol,

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<v Speaker 2>one of the greats from the eighties. I mean, look,

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<v Speaker 2>as I've said previously, he's only got one.

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<v Speaker 1>Trick, but I like the trick, good trick.

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<v Speaker 3>He has opened up about a secret son who's now

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<v Speaker 3>like he was born in the eighties, This kid Brandy.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's like, for brand what a shock.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, look, he's not a response Billy. I was

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<v Speaker 3>not responsible that he was nowhere to be found. He

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<v Speaker 3>was in and out, if you know what I mean. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>he says, I'm not surprised I had a secret son.

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<v Speaker 3>In the quote of the year, I slept with a

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<v Speaker 3>million people. This is the Chrissy Swan Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, we're still here.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, So I was about it hanging around like a

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<v Speaker 3>bad smell because we're about to do sweeping statements.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, they're coming up.

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<v Speaker 3>I think mine is going to surprise you.

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<v Speaker 2>You've known me for a.

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<v Speaker 1>Very long time, coming up a decade.

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<v Speaker 3>And there's something that I've only just sort of realized

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<v Speaker 3>that I don't like at all, and I'm not going

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<v Speaker 3>to do it anymore, and I think you'll be surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I look forward to it. Thirteen twenty four to ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we get to sweeping statements, we are going to

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<v Speaker 1>play Chrissy's Quizzy. If you would like to win a

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<v Speaker 1>limited edition bum bag, and I don't know, perhaps in

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<v Speaker 1>your appliants jump on the line now that there are.

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<v Speaker 2>Two of my favorite things in the entire.

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<v Speaker 1>World, bum bags and appliant Suess clients. I mean, you

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<v Speaker 1>know how to have a good time If I do,

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<v Speaker 1>I do.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually the Chrissy Swan Show. Don't you wish your mom

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<v Speaker 2>was a good cook like me? Let's give away.

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<v Speaker 1>Bump bag, No joking, you are mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Chrissy's get off. It's not very sexy, but it's the truth.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello Katie, Hello Chrissy.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the best thing that you make. Like, if someone

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<v Speaker 3>that you really wanted to impress came over, what would

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<v Speaker 3>you make for them to eat?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? Probably my baked cheesecake. Oh my god, I love

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<v Speaker 2>a baked cheesecake. Oh god, I love a paste. Now hello, Lindsay, Hi,

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<v Speaker 2>what would you make to impress somebody?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Not making a cook, but I do make pretty good

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<v Speaker 5>mushroom risotta.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. See, this is the thing. Even if you're not

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<v Speaker 2>a cook, You've got one dish, and that's really all

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<v Speaker 2>you need in life. One friend, one dish.

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<v Speaker 1>Lindsay, I want to talk to you about your accent

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<v Speaker 1>real quick. Where's it from? I'm American. Whereabouts? I got that?

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<v Speaker 1>Where abouts in America? Ah?

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<v Speaker 2>Minnesota?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh how cool?

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<v Speaker 3>Same as the twins from Beverly Hills, Nina too. I

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<v Speaker 3>know yep, so there, Hanno.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't hello?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Katie and lindsay your names are your buzzers.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the best of five meaning the first person to

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<v Speaker 3>get three answers cret gets the game, gets the bum bag,

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<v Speaker 3>and there is an unbelievable little something something.

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<v Speaker 1>Stuffed inside the bum bag today, ladies, is a five

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<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars voucher from Winning Appliances Shop end of financial

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<v Speaker 1>offers to create your dream home.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, wow stuff the bum bag.

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<v Speaker 1>Question number one. It's the best of five, meaning the

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<v Speaker 1>first person to get three threat to win. Sorry you

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<v Speaker 1>think I did, mate, I've cooked it today between getting

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<v Speaker 1>b word and now not listening. What's happening?

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<v Speaker 2>You're a hologram?

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<v Speaker 3>Question number one clipp has gone viral, of whom referring

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<v Speaker 3>to themselves as daddy.

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<v Speaker 2>Lindy sinsy, Hi, Donald, Yeah, it's your guy. Is that

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<v Speaker 2>why you're he's not?

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<v Speaker 1>My Guyaddy? My daddy.

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<v Speaker 2>Just let's just say again, just really enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 1>Daddy.

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<v Speaker 2>Here, my Daddy God.

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<v Speaker 3>Question number two in a famous nursery rhyme, who sat

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<v Speaker 3>on a wall?

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<v Speaker 2>Katie Yes, Katie Humpy dum It is Humpty Dumpty. Question

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<v Speaker 2>number three. Twenty five years ago today, Coldplay released this song.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it called a jump to cross fer Katie Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>Katie for you Nope, Lindsay, Come on, Lindsay, oh I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god that I would never have guessed that

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<v Speaker 3>people would not know that same immediately It is yellow?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Question number four, which singer performed a surprise song in

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<v Speaker 3>Nashville overnight?

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<v Speaker 2>Katie Yes, Katie Taylor. It is Taylor swept.

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<v Speaker 1>It is currently two points to Katie, one to Lindsay.

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<v Speaker 1>Question number five.

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<v Speaker 3>Bruney Island is located off which Australian state?

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<v Speaker 2>Katie yes, Katie, Queensland no colder. It is of course

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<v Speaker 2>tas Madia Old.

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<v Speaker 3>Question number six Katie Perry danced with which Australian celebrity

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<v Speaker 3>whilst visiting Really Yes, Lindsay it is Robert Erwin.

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<v Speaker 2>That's to a piece. If I'm not wrong, sure is?

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<v Speaker 1>Question number seven is for the Win.

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<v Speaker 3>Which brand's logo resembles a bullseye Lindsay, Yes, Lindsay, Target.

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<v Speaker 2>It is Target. What now, Lindsay, you have gone.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got the bum bag and the five hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 3>voucher from Winning Appliances.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that's so good.

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<v Speaker 1>Really Okay, I've been really bad today at my job.

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<v Speaker 1>So guess what, Katie, you get a five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, I'll tell you how that happened.

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<v Speaker 3>I just looked at him over the computer and raised

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<v Speaker 3>my home brow and then bang he knew.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you so much. That's awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Winning Appliances is like heaven on Earth. The angels will

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<v Speaker 3>be singing when those doors open.

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<v Speaker 1>And make sure you shop the end of financial offers

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<v Speaker 1>to create your dream home. They are so good, so good.

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<v Speaker 2>The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.

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<v Speaker 3>Great Time of the Week, Swans, Sweetea Steamers. Yeah, this

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<v Speaker 3>is where you get to say your truth. As Mel

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<v Speaker 3>Robbins says, or Jada Pinkett, a lot more insufferable, a

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<v Speaker 3>lot more insufferable, those little things that you really believe.

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<v Speaker 2>But you feel like people are going to judge you.

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<v Speaker 2>We will not judge you. You get on here and

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<v Speaker 2>you say at thirteen twenty four ten.

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<v Speaker 3>I I do not like board games or games of

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<v Speaker 3>any sort, and I'm not going to play them anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>And I've told my kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Do your kids like them?

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<v Speaker 2>Yep?

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<v Speaker 3>There was a scattergory situation three or four days ago,

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<v Speaker 3>and out of all the board games my whole life,

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<v Speaker 3>I've been able to deal with scat agrees in pictionary. Okay, right,

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<v Speaker 3>that's it. But of course I've played a thousand games pretending.

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<v Speaker 3>And the reason I don't like it is A I

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<v Speaker 3>never understand how to play, and b when it's over,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a crushing disappointment and a bit awkward. So like

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<v Speaker 3>you finish and you go, oh you won or oh

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<v Speaker 3>I won, and then you've got to pack it all

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<v Speaker 3>up into a little boxes and put all the cards

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<v Speaker 3>in and find the dice and the spinner, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you put it away, and you're like, I feel.

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<v Speaker 3>Empty inside and sad. Yeah, sadness, a specific sadness.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree with you. I don't like board games either,

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<v Speaker 1>but my mum loves them. When she's she often will

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<v Speaker 1>pitch like, let's play scrabble. I'm like, how boring, Let's

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<v Speaker 1>watch a show.

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<v Speaker 3>But ask her really how she feels about it. Because

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<v Speaker 3>the down after the plummet of mood afterwards is not

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<v Speaker 3>worth it.

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<v Speaker 1>No one wants a board game come down, so sad. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what what about car games?

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<v Speaker 2>Card games? I can handle.

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<v Speaker 1>I never was a fan of them. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>have a mate, the great Jacksonlvanni, loves card games.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I don't mind cards.

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<v Speaker 1>And he I'm like, whenever I play them, I'm like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I actually enjoy this. It feels more social.

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<v Speaker 3>But still there's that moment where you might want another

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<v Speaker 3>round and then somebody doesn't, and then you've got to

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<v Speaker 3>pack it away and just shuffle down the hallway going

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<v Speaker 3>just disappointed.

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<v Speaker 1>Good sweeping statement, swany mine today is a little mine's

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<v Speaker 1>in the kitchen, which is weird. I've been trying to

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<v Speaker 1>cook a bit more Monday to Wednesday. Good three nights

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<v Speaker 1>a week, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think, good for your budget.

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<v Speaker 1>It is. And I have realized stainless steel sucks. Agreed,

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<v Speaker 1>stainless steel pots and pans suck. I know chefs use them,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know they're like superior, but they suck.

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<v Speaker 2>They're so sticky and it's so hard to clean.

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<v Speaker 1>And I watch on TikTok what you do to not

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<v Speaker 1>make everything stick, and it's like get it really hot,

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<v Speaker 1>get some water, sprinkle a couple of drops and water

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<v Speaker 1>when it does it, Like, mate, that is so much

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<v Speaker 1>add in for me to cork my Scotch, Philip.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree, I agree with you?

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<v Speaker 1>Like why not? And now I heard on TV this

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<v Speaker 1>morning that you know nonstick has chemicals and chemicals getting

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<v Speaker 1>your food. Guess what I'll copy chemicals. I knew you

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<v Speaker 1>were going to say.

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<v Speaker 2>To take me out of here.

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<v Speaker 3>The Chrissy Swan Show, I mean ed Sharon's new album

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<v Speaker 3>is like the musical equivalent of a food court. You

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<v Speaker 3>can go and get Persian there. You can pop next

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<v Speaker 3>door and have a bit of Indian. Yeah, it really

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<v Speaker 3>is too single fabulous. You're listening to the Chrissy Swan

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<v Speaker 3>Show on Nova fabulous.

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<v Speaker 2>It is fabulous.

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<v Speaker 1>I loved that fabulous.

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<v Speaker 2>Swan's sweeping statements.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what else, sweeping statements are fabulous fabulous.

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<v Speaker 2>I said that because I was nervous at the cot

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<v Speaker 2>that it was started to use it being a racist.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, sometimes you can't even say, oh, hey, I

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<v Speaker 3>like this thing because of that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I love Indian food war hang on, man, hang on,

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<v Speaker 1>are you appropriating? Like? No?

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<v Speaker 3>I just it's nice I please hello rack Air, Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 3>what's news?

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<v Speaker 2>Baby? I hate arts and crafts and I'm not talented?

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<v Speaker 1>Not talented?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I know? Were you terrible? We're terrible at art

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<v Speaker 2>at school as well.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it was more when I had kids.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't want to clean it up. I didn't like Plato.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't have myself their degree burn making Plato once.

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<v Speaker 2>It's terrible. Really, yeah, that's really it was.

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<v Speaker 3>It was awful because I just put my hands straight

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<v Speaker 3>into it out of a saucepan.

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<v Speaker 2>What an idiot, Jackie?

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<v Speaker 3>Also nothing that My problem with arts and craft is

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<v Speaker 3>nothing in your imagination ever looks like you want it

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<v Speaker 3>to when you finished. You put in so much effort

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<v Speaker 3>and you just want to scrunch it up and throw

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<v Speaker 3>it in the bin.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, Jackie, do you have a family. I got a

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<v Speaker 1>really interesting question to ask. Hey, but I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>send you a family pastor. Don't miss Smurfs in Cinema's

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<v Speaker 1>this Jelascal Holidays? Tom? Can we just write the movie name?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need the little intro because it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>the movie is called don't Miss Smurfs next time. Just

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<v Speaker 1>Smurfs will do things? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it not called don't miss Smurfs.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just called smurfs.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I think Jackie's kids are too old for that?

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<v Speaker 2>Are they? Are they too old?

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<v Speaker 1>Jack? I Haven eleven year old?

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, no they're not going to see.

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<v Speaker 1>How about one hundred dollars to spend at shell ready Express? Oh? Absolutely, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>there we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Rape's all round, Jackie. Hell, Hi, Lauren, Hello, what is

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<v Speaker 3>your sweeping statement?

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<v Speaker 5>I think that every dog park or just pass in

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<v Speaker 5>general should have rubbish SAG and a FID and.

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<v Speaker 1>What don't they all have that already? No, you'd be

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<v Speaker 1>surprised if they don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to go further. They should have a bin

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<v Speaker 2>just for pooh. Yes, I agree, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>Like because if I'm having a coffee or something and

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<v Speaker 3>I put it in the bin, the thing opens, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you think that's funny?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you me?

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<v Speaker 3>Getting a whit of someone's dog poop? There is nothing

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<v Speaker 3>worse than someone else's dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Poo, just someone else's pool as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, you know when so yesterday, Lauren, I was talking

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<v Speaker 3>about nose picking and I saw something absolutely flip in

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<v Speaker 3>Jack's demeanor. It's his achilles here, Like you just cannot

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<v Speaker 3>stand nose picking. What makes me psychotic is if somebody.

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<v Speaker 3>If I see somebody leave a fresh dog poop that

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<v Speaker 3>we've both seen come out of their dog, I will

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<v Speaker 3>go up and say, excuse me, you need.

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<v Speaker 2>To pick that up.

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<v Speaker 3>Good on you, and I know that it's very bad,

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<v Speaker 3>but I cannot help it.

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<v Speaker 2>It tips me over the end.

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<v Speaker 1>Leaving your dog poop for someone to stand in is

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<v Speaker 1>very bad. You're just being a good community normal.

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<v Speaker 2>I would normally let things slide.

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<v Speaker 1>One hundred bucks to spend at shell Already Explore Express, Lauren, Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>oh good, keep going.

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<v Speaker 2>What we just talking about? Jazz? Really your sweeping statement?

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<v Speaker 1>Jazz jazz go go Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>I think that I here flat packs are for losers.

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<v Speaker 2>True, I think they're for geniuses. I can't do them.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are they for losers?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I refused. I don't care how many steps there are.

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<v Speaker 5>I just refuse to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Jess, I love this. I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 3>Facebook Marketplace is your friend and mine for that reason,

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<v Speaker 3>because you can get the same same product, but somebody's

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<v Speaker 3>put it together for you because they're getting rid of it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the best hundred bucks to spend at shell Ready

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<v Speaker 1>Express for few jazz Let's finish with Joel Swanny.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello Joel, Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I thought it might be Joel Creasy. It

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 5>Although I have been on the panel of the project

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<v Speaker 5>with you before. You remember someone with a husky voice

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<v Speaker 5>who couldn't speak with the earlier doing the mid ad

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<v Speaker 5>break thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh where they get someone from the audience, Yes, Joel,

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<v Speaker 1>I do remember.

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<v Speaker 5>So as the last week and when last week that's

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<v Speaker 5>Wednesday went, the Blues weren't doing too god in the origin,

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<v Speaker 5>I was scrolling Instagram and commented on one of Jack's

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<v Speaker 5>posts on his story to say, what are those in

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<v Speaker 5>reference to his hideous shoes?

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<v Speaker 1>I do remember.

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<v Speaker 5>Last statement? Statement, isn't that Jack has hideous shoes? I said, well,

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<v Speaker 5>I've got you. This is my sweeping statement. You say

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<v Speaker 5>Swanny way too much?

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<v Speaker 2>Really see, I think he doesn't say I love it?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you want me to say? Joel?

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<v Speaker 5>Though her name, you say, hey, hey, can you give

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<v Speaker 5>me that? Can you give me that?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow? Joel? You just hate me.

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<v Speaker 3>You just the Chrissy Swan show.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Chrissy's click dumb songs just bring back the best memories.

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<v Speaker 2>Leanne rhymes Can't Fight the Moonlight was the song of

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<v Speaker 2>the dance floor at my friend Tory Tory's wedding when

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<v Speaker 2>she married her husband Jane, and I'll never forget it.

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<v Speaker 2>It was in like a it's like a country hall.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really yeah, and this was.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah and go with the Night of Our Lives And

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<v Speaker 3>it was years ago, like two thousand and six.

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<v Speaker 1>How nice that you can like attach that memory to

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<v Speaker 1>this the first magic contemporary dance over did when I

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<v Speaker 1>was doing I was doing that with Leanne rhymes I

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<v Speaker 1>need You. I don't know that such a bad song, Scott.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we see if we've got I need you, I

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<v Speaker 1>need you?

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<v Speaker 2>What was it all like?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Oh my god, I wouldn't remember it.

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<v Speaker 2>Rhymes can't fight the fake teeth.

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<v Speaker 3>She was singing on stage and she's got When I

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<v Speaker 3>first read that she's got fake teeth, I'm like, oh god,

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<v Speaker 3>someone's got a heroin addiction.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's not right, meth mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, that's terrible wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I know what you mean. I know what you're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to say. Let's listen to what she said.

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<v Speaker 4>I was on stage, fills something pop in my mouth.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a bridge in the front and it fell

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<v Speaker 4>out in the middle of my song, to which I

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<v Speaker 4>panicked and in the middle said hold on and ran

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<v Speaker 4>to the side of the stage and put it back

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<v Speaker 4>in and then just went on singing. And then I

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<v Speaker 4>just had to get real with everybody and tell them

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<v Speaker 4>exactly what was happening, or else I would have had to.

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<v Speaker 2>Walk up stage.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, she that's wild.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize that those weren't real, real teeth, did you.

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<v Speaker 1>I had no idea anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what song was to what song I put

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<v Speaker 2>a thermal.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, you look like you're about to

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<v Speaker 1>go to the snow.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have been upset if I was in that

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<v Speaker 2>audience because.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have been there just to see teeth fall out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have been very surprised by that, because I

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<v Speaker 3>like that she doesn't have teeth. Be there just to

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<v Speaker 3>see can't fight the moonlight and that's where the te you.

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<v Speaker 2>Get fat around mama?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, am I still speaking?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes on to the next You're.

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<v Speaker 2>Really gonna make me. There's eleven new words.

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<v Speaker 1>Now stop, don't know. I just pulled myself back together.

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<v Speaker 1>I just pulled myself back together.

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<v Speaker 3>There's eleven new Aussie words that you will now find

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<v Speaker 3>in the Official Oxford English Dictionary.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I feel like this. These stories are coming out

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<v Speaker 1>every two months. How often do we need to add

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<v Speaker 1>words to the dictionary?

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<v Speaker 2>And also are they who's making this up? To check?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I buy with my hard earned money at least

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<v Speaker 3>two or three dictionaries a year for my kids who

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<v Speaker 3>never ever opened them.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you buy one at the start of school,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you just stick to that?

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<v Speaker 3>No, because I forget and they get lost, and so

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<v Speaker 3>I've got them.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got seven or eight aren't opened. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>check them. So the question that the eleven new words, ah, yeah, go.

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<v Speaker 3>Spew and spewing Oh most No, someone is spewing over something.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what that means? Don't your YouTube?

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<v Speaker 1>Class devastated? I reckon the last three minutes to show it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not that.

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<v Speaker 3>Class slab has been entered into the dictionary.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously it means a whole lot of beer? What else?

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<v Speaker 2>A cask? I can't believe that that is. That's Australian cask?

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<v Speaker 3>Is a is the box around the goon bag booing time.

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<v Speaker 2>There's my swoping statement. If I if.

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<v Speaker 3>I hear you say, oh, I think it's one time,

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<v Speaker 3>I will delete your number and you will never darken

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<v Speaker 3>my door again.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, with you.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's the other one, blander. What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Blander?

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<v Speaker 2>Never heard it?

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<v Speaker 3>B A l A sounds like an Edmunds b A

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<v Speaker 3>l b A l A n d a A blander

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<v Speaker 3>A blander is a Loan word from the yould Goo

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<v Speaker 3>language of Northeast So it's an indigenous word.

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<v Speaker 2>I have never heard it.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go. Don't argue.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't say what it means.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't know either, But why is don't argue?

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<v Speaker 1>Two words? The full list of English words? That's two words?

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<v Speaker 1>How have we added? Don't argue?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what I think? Rubbish?

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<v Speaker 1>What a fun show? Hey, the great David Campbell is

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<v Speaker 1>joining us tomorrow. Swannye.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna be on my best behavior with him because

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<v Speaker 3>I adore Sorry David, he's a key.

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<v Speaker 2>Chrissy Swan Show is a Nova podcast.

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