WEBVTT - Hayesy's Top 5 Bald & Sexy South Aussies

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<v Speaker 1>We got every day, Adelaide. Let us talk bald, beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>men men, okay, the sexiest men on the planet who

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<v Speaker 1>are bored. The top ten. I'm going to whip through these,

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<v Speaker 1>and he just gives your thoughts on there. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll start at ten, of course. Number ten, Vindezel. That

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<v Speaker 1>makes sense. It's probably that raspy voice as well. That

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<v Speaker 1>does it a little bit. But he's been bored forever.

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<v Speaker 1>We're used to it. Number nine, Stanley Tucci. I've seen

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<v Speaker 1>him on social media. I don't know much about him.

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<v Speaker 2>Tucci.

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<v Speaker 1>Number eight, Tierry here, Oh yes, I'm a soccer blow

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<v Speaker 1>Number seven, and I think this man could be at

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<v Speaker 1>least top three, and that is Samuel L. Jackson. So

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<v Speaker 1>I imagine a bald Samuel L. Jackson spitting this out.

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<v Speaker 1>I have had with these mother snakes. Honest, mother can

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<v Speaker 1>play everybody strapped about Dolphin's windows. Yeah, we're about the

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<v Speaker 1>open some windows. Number six and this is the most

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<v Speaker 1>content reversal figure on the list, Danny DeVito, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>give us a spell.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just going to say this. You've had some crap

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<v Speaker 2>surveys in your time, and if you're trying to sell

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<v Speaker 2>to me, he is one of the hottest men on

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<v Speaker 2>the planet. Has in bald men on the planet, then

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<v Speaker 2>you are taking the PI double.

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<v Speaker 1>Five Danny DeVito has been ranked six in the top ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Six he's bald men for twenty twenty four. We're starting

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<v Speaker 1>to straighten up now. Number five Terry Crews. Guy's just

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<v Speaker 1>a muscle upon muscle is unbelievable. Number four Kelly Slater,

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<v Speaker 1>He's number one for me. By the way, he's a

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<v Speaker 1>good looking rooster.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh he serves also so hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Very very attractive. Number three Shaquille O'Neil. I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 1>about Shack.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, excuse me, producer flak. Shaquille O'Neill is hot. Are

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<v Speaker 2>you joking?

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<v Speaker 3>He's the big Shack attack, one of the greatest basketballs

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<v Speaker 3>of all time.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a good looking bald man. Are you saying he's

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<v Speaker 1>better looking than Kelly's later? Are you saying he's better

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<v Speaker 1>looking than Terry crew Are you.

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<v Speaker 2>Saying he's better looking than Danny DeVito?

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<v Speaker 1>What is wrong with you? I'm better looking than Danny.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody is all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Number two Dwayne the Rock at Johnston against an absolute powerhouse.

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<v Speaker 1>He is and number one, which is a little bit surprising.

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<v Speaker 2>Prince William No, absolutely, categorically no. And do you know

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<v Speaker 2>why he's not attractive because he refuses he refuses to

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<v Speaker 2>let go of that strip around the back of his head.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the big one.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, when men start to lose their hair and

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<v Speaker 2>they sort of shave it all off and you can see,

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<v Speaker 2>you can see the cogs turning in their mind. What

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<v Speaker 2>do I do here? Do I let it all go?

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<v Speaker 2>Or do I just shave.

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<v Speaker 1>It all off?

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<v Speaker 2>Or do I leave some to make it look like

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<v Speaker 2>I've got some sort of semblance of hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think that was running through Bruce Dule's mine

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<v Speaker 1>back in the day. I'm just playing for Carlton.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure it's a really niche reference to you, if.

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<v Speaker 1>You think very much, if you grow that hair out, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that is outrageous.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks ridiculous. I don't know. I feel for boald men.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel but because not everyone would look good with

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<v Speaker 2>a bald head. So you're going to come to a

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<v Speaker 2>point in your life very shortly, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Foresee, like in a matter of minutes, you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>have to make whiskey.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, and so what did the makeup artist

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<v Speaker 2>at Channel seven say to you? When you flagged, I

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<v Speaker 2>might shave my hair off. She said you would look ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she not? She did say that. She said, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't need to think about that yet. It might be

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<v Speaker 1>just around the corner. So that's a good that's a

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<v Speaker 1>good feeling for the future as well. You don't need

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<v Speaker 1>to do it yet, but you will need to do

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<v Speaker 1>it at some stage, and when you do it, you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to look absolutely crap.

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<v Speaker 2>My fear for you is that your void will look extraordinarily.

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<v Speaker 1>Long if you get a fuehead for days.

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<v Speaker 2>For me, I'm just flagging that.

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<v Speaker 1>Appreciate it. The future is right, futures bright. Can we

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<v Speaker 1>make this local?

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<v Speaker 4>Yep?

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<v Speaker 1>Here's your top five in my opinion, sexies bald men

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<v Speaker 1>in South Australia keep me. I'm honorable mention as well

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<v Speaker 1>to Chad Corns. I haven't put Chad in the list

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<v Speaker 1>because I think he just sort of rocks like a

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<v Speaker 1>number one or two, doesn't he.

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<v Speaker 2>Chad still got like a tiny bit of stubble. But

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<v Speaker 2>in terms of good looking men, he's in the grand finale.

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<v Speaker 1>What about number five? The General Phil Smith? Yes Phil

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<v Speaker 1>Smith back in the day?

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<v Speaker 2>No, yes again? A bit of a niche reference. But

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<v Speaker 2>Phil Smith probably the greatest ever three point tutor the

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<v Speaker 2>Boomers has ever seen.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, beautiful man with the bald head London. And number

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<v Speaker 1>four maybe this is a little bit niche as well.

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<v Speaker 1>What about former Channel seven news anchor John Riddell, Oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>does that work?

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<v Speaker 2>Former co host?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you used to work with it. I'm sure that

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<v Speaker 1>you used to walk into the studio back in the

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<v Speaker 1>day against John Riddell's four.

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<v Speaker 2>Heead for good luck most mornings. I couldn't control myself.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, coming in number three for me and I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>big football fan and he was one of the greats.

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<v Speaker 1>And that is Andrew Jarman. That's a baldhead that you'd

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<v Speaker 1>like to kiss for good luck.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, and Rubert a little too. Just make it like

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<v Speaker 2>three wishes, I guess very good.

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<v Speaker 1>Number two and this is someone who's a little bit younger.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Sam Power Pepper. Oh he's probably bored.

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<v Speaker 2>He is a very good looking man.

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<v Speaker 1>Just got married and I've got to say, everyone's talking

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<v Speaker 1>about his beautiful bride, and so they should be. But

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<v Speaker 1>I was talking about Sam Power Pepper. Of course it's stunning.

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<v Speaker 2>He did look beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely majestic nice, I love that for you. Number one.

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<v Speaker 1>In my opinion, I think we can all agree on this.

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<v Speaker 1>The sexiest bald South Australian is obvious, isn't it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>Fitsyr That's what it's all about.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't get any hotter? I mean, bj how does she

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<v Speaker 2>restrain herself every day?

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<v Speaker 1>How did she get so lucky she.

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<v Speaker 2>Wakes up to that bald head every day? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>what an.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolute treat for be Joe. Yeah, or I've got some

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<v Speaker 1>nominations text and through plays for double nine nine one

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<v Speaker 1>nine the sexiest bald South Australians. Let's keep this thing going,

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<v Speaker 1>shall we.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you should definitely text him now and say you're

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<v Speaker 2>the sexiest ball man in South Australia and see what

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<v Speaker 2>he says.

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<v Speaker 1>For everything that he has won. That's surely got to

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<v Speaker 1>be at the top of all this, I would say.

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<v Speaker 2>So I need to know.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to know now.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to know, I need to know.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to know what news today. To know what

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<v Speaker 1>you need to know? You know what you need to

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<v Speaker 1>know with Jody and Hazy. Here are some of the

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<v Speaker 1>things that you're waking up to this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you heard right, Yeah you heard bird heard there's

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<v Speaker 2>an elephant coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Who saw this coming? So the timing seems right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it seems perfect. Actually, so we spoke about this yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>I keep going glimpse of it's not the vayload traffic

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<v Speaker 2>has been a bit of a headache for everyone, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's quite the nightmare at the moment trying to commander

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<v Speaker 2>traffic in peak hour, both in the early morning and

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<v Speaker 2>in the afternoon. But motorists need to be prepared for

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<v Speaker 2>wild peak hour traffic delays. This afternoon would the highly

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<v Speaker 2>anticipated arrival of the first of Manato Zoo's new Asian elephants.

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<v Speaker 1>So I just expect plenty of errand phone calls, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just imagine the situation like this, particularly with the

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<v Speaker 1>police and some of the phone calls.

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<v Speaker 5>Egg and a cough, yeah right lady, an elephant run

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<v Speaker 5>through your front yard. Okay, wait, yeah right, master, an

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<v Speaker 5>elephant just knocked over your mailbok.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it is an elephant.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, So, Burma the Asian elephant will hit the

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<v Speaker 2>road between four and five o'clock this afternoon to make

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<v Speaker 2>the seventy three k journey from the Adelaide Airport to

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<v Speaker 2>her new home, accompanied by police escorts. So we presume

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<v Speaker 2>that's going to be Greenhill Road in it, I reckon, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it'll go Greenhill and then up the freeway.

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<v Speaker 1>How many lanes do you reckon for an elephant?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Spend?

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<v Speaker 1>Like we go on? Are we taking two lanes?

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<v Speaker 2>I would say more than two?

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<v Speaker 1>With a genuine entouria around? You know, when you get

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<v Speaker 1>some of those big, big machinery, I'd imagine something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a big sass, isn't it? On an elephant, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a massive ass.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a big it's a big old behind. That's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's such an appropriate name too, by the way, Burma,

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah seems like something quite large.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you imagine getting stuck behind the elephant and then

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<v Speaker 2>driving to Mount Barker and you've had a lotch at

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<v Speaker 2>work and you're stuck behind an elephant's ass the whole

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<v Speaker 2>way the freak about whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>You just got past the roadworks, you've and you've got

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<v Speaker 1>Burma's big old ass in front of it.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh my gosh, it's grat That would be interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>And you call your husband You're like, I'm so sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so so very sorry, I'm late, but I'm literally

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<v Speaker 2>stuck behind an elephant's asshole.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, I don't believe you. You believe me now, Greg, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk about a gather around for twenty twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>So the fiction Burma's us into the gather round. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a flawless to go into that. So the fixture

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<v Speaker 1>was released yesterday. I think a lot of people are

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<v Speaker 1>sitting here going I'm not really sure about the whole

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<v Speaker 1>wrapping it up with a bit of a show piece

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<v Speaker 1>game and that is Hawthorne v. Port Adelaide one, because

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<v Speaker 1>it feels like maybe the AFL is trying to capitalize

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<v Speaker 1>on something that they originally punished Port Adelaide for right,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty thousand dollars? Fine, can you hink we got for

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<v Speaker 1>an exchange with Jack Invan? Yeah, and now that's supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to be the big spicy comeback. Okay, set up by

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<v Speaker 1>the AFL, But it was them who said no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>that was really really bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah do you know what I mean? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>So what time is the game? And what day?

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<v Speaker 1>So it's a good time, slot to six fifty on

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<v Speaker 1>a Sunday night. Why what's going on? Okay, six to

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<v Speaker 1>fifty on a Sunday night. The AFL It's okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to have all eyeballs every single moment on

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>But six fifty on a Sunday night, honestly, you've done

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<v Speaker 2>your meal, prep for the day, the kids are just

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<v Speaker 2>about to get ready for bed, You've had your turkey roast.

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<v Speaker 2>You're about to shut it down. Oh no, let's go

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<v Speaker 2>to the Adelaide Oval aprodom Yeah, yeah, and watched the footy.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't have thought.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not going to happen six fifty. My kids is

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be in bed ten minutes after that, so

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<v Speaker 1>that's not gonna happen now. Also something place at Mount

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<v Speaker 1>Barker has now missed out a couple of games in

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<v Speaker 1>the Barossa. Yeah, and also complains from si Quilda support

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<v Speaker 1>US producer Flak is one of those and just has

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassing for a start, I said that you can't believe

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<v Speaker 1>that Seculda always draws a Norwood game.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, look, I love Norwood Oval when I go watch Sandful,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's like it's like you put in Sant Kilda

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<v Speaker 3>at the kids table. We always get put at Norwood over.

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<v Speaker 3>Why can't we get an Adelaide Oval game like a proper,

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<v Speaker 3>proper venyar Old, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Know because you're Sint Kilda.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, so this might know what that that's fair

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<v Speaker 1>if you're sitting at the kids table. As soon as

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<v Speaker 1>Sequilda grows up and plays foot, they can play with

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<v Speaker 1>the big boys. Your father, he's on the money showed.

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<v Speaker 1>It's sixty's that time of the morning before we probably

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<v Speaker 1>need to straighten up after seven o'clock, so all the

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<v Speaker 1>sort of blue stuff on the edge, get it out

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<v Speaker 1>of his system before seven at.

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<v Speaker 2>Six forty, well behave after seven, I promise.

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<v Speaker 1>The toy manufacturing company Mattel has found itself in hot

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<v Speaker 1>water over a major mistake in line of its Wicked dolls,

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<v Speaker 1>released alongside the new movie version of the The Loved musical.

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<v Speaker 1>You know the movie. I think it's got Ariana Grundane

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<v Speaker 1>as well as we're doing the promo around.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that've just been out to Australia. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So the toy box has a website listed on it

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<v Speaker 1>and it was supposed to be Wicked the movie, but

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<v Speaker 1>instead it's listed has Wicked dot com. I'm I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>sure if you're familiar with that particular website, but that

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<v Speaker 1>is and I'm not sure how you say this, because

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<v Speaker 1>it's unfamiliar to me. Is it pornography or pornography? How

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<v Speaker 1>do you say? I don't know, mate, it's a pornographic website.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm going to Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So if I was too theoretically punch that into the

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<v Speaker 2>work computer right now, what would happen?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, first of all, you'd have to write it off

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<v Speaker 1>as work research research if you were to go there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm reliably told that it will take you to a

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<v Speaker 1>platform where first of all, I've been told you can't

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<v Speaker 1>really view anything. It makes you sign up right as

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<v Speaker 1>a member, and which is okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? And does it check if you're over eighteen?

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<v Speaker 1>I think the first thing it checks is whether you're

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<v Speaker 1>over eighteen or not? Right, So, if you're underrating and

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<v Speaker 1>you're just looking for Wicked the movie, there's a larm

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<v Speaker 1>bell straight away, because why would you need to be overateened.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just going to ask a kind of naive question

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<v Speaker 2>in this space. Have you ever delved into this sort

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<v Speaker 2>of website pool before?

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<v Speaker 1>As in, still we have no confirmation if it's pornography

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<v Speaker 1>or pornography. Yeah, I remember my doctor's story about when

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<v Speaker 1>I was a thirteen year old boy we had the

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<v Speaker 1>family computer and it completely crashed, and we wondered why

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<v Speaker 1>it looked like it had a thousand diseases, and it

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<v Speaker 1>turns out cyber disease as that is. Yes, we got

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<v Speaker 1>the computer inert out and they fixed it. And that

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<v Speaker 1>was before I knew what private browsing was. And Dad

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<v Speaker 1>had to sit me down as a thirteen year old

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<v Speaker 1>boy and say, have you been looking at untowards stuff

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<v Speaker 1>on the internet, to which I said no, well I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, but very David spears like yeah, yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>then he listed all the websites right, and they were

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<v Speaker 1>very very aggressive.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, it happens. Has the Commodore sixty four

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<v Speaker 2>recovered from that experience or not?

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<v Speaker 1>You should have seen as well. It was so diseased

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<v Speaker 1>that it almost melted. It's had three hundred and sixty

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<v Speaker 1>what we'd call cyber std Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, that's fine. What space was the said computer

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<v Speaker 2>sat at in the house? Like, in terms of was

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<v Speaker 2>it a private space?

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<v Speaker 1>No, that was the other confronting thing. It was prime position.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you could work out exactly when the viewing times,

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<v Speaker 1>it would have been definitely late at night. Yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 1>But a young Andrew Hays at the age of thirteen,

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<v Speaker 1>had very very good memory storage. So sometimes you just

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<v Speaker 1>catch of these images and just store them for a

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<v Speaker 1>later time. Ah. Anyway, still unfamiliar with it's pornography or pornography, Jo,

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk eating burgers and the etiquette that comes with that,

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<v Speaker 1>because I think for the most part, traditionally people just

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<v Speaker 1>use their hands. And particularly for me, if it's been

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty long Saturday night and I've had maybe a

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<v Speaker 1>few too many beers, and I'll just flick into our

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<v Speaker 1>little shop around the corner, I'll get myself a nice

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<v Speaker 1>big burger with a lot I like to really, really

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<v Speaker 1>almost be the burger, right, I just consume it to

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<v Speaker 1>a point where almost I eat my hands as well,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know what I mean? Yeah, And it's all

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<v Speaker 1>over your face, all over your body. What's got to

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<v Speaker 1>be the burger.

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<v Speaker 2>You're at one with the burger.

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<v Speaker 1>Spot On, a former royal butler has said, we're all

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<v Speaker 1>eating burgers long and we should be eating them with

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<v Speaker 1>a knife and fork and not with our hands. King

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<v Speaker 1>Charles's former butler, and this is such a royal butler's

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<v Speaker 1>name too. By the way, Grant Harold claimed that the

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<v Speaker 1>prop all the way to Edinburgh was with a knife

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<v Speaker 1>and fork. He said that members of the royal family

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<v Speaker 1>always use a knife and fork when eating a burger. No,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, Harold, here he is having a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>a chat.

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<v Speaker 9>Ladies and gentlemen, when eaten a burger, we use a

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<v Speaker 9>Nathan fork.

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<v Speaker 1>We never use a homes unless, of course, your Fred

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<v Speaker 1>flood story.

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<v Speaker 3>With a.

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<v Speaker 2>Floodstore.

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<v Speaker 1>Fred Lindstone was such a likable lad though, wasn't it

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<v Speaker 1>so true?

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<v Speaker 2>I think about when I make burgers at home, and

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<v Speaker 2>I honestly you cannot literally even with your hands, you

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<v Speaker 2>can't push it together because I'm your meat, beetroot, pineapple, egg, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, avocado, cheese, person.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, like the contents of that.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, by the time you put all that

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<v Speaker 2>in one burger, it is so incredibly difficult to keep

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<v Speaker 2>it all together. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>See, I feel like if you're trying to eat such

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<v Speaker 1>an ensemble like that with a knife and fork, it

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<v Speaker 1>would go everywhere. Yeah, you need your hands like to

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<v Speaker 1>basically cuddle it to keep it together.

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<v Speaker 2>To cuddle your burger pretty much.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take you back to about three am on Behind

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<v Speaker 1>the Show, like a cuddle my burger.

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<v Speaker 2>You would have been that person. And I have no

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<v Speaker 2>doubt in my mind that would have woken up back

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<v Speaker 2>in the day at four am, and you would have

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<v Speaker 2>woken up next to a burger. There would have been

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<v Speaker 2>a burger sitting next to your face that you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>have the dexterity to consume at that hour. Am I right?

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<v Speaker 1>You are so?

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<v Speaker 2>And if it wasn't if it wasn't a burger, it

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<v Speaker 2>was a euros and it had garlic sauce, and you

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<v Speaker 2>were the most disgusting man on the planet.

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<v Speaker 1>The worst thing is, I don't remember that happening in Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have been nineteen. I lived there, Yeah, up

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<v Speaker 1>next to it, and I don't know what was happening,

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<v Speaker 1>but obviously it was a Nandos burger and it was

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<v Speaker 1>all through the bed, right. And then what's even more shameful.

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<v Speaker 1>What's more shameful when you sit there and be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>what happened? I fell asleep? Or you putting it back

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<v Speaker 1>together and eating it? You would if you're in the

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<v Speaker 1>park from the cook sounds pretty secret? What's that sounds

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<v Speaker 1>a secret? It's a secret? Secrets?

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<v Speaker 6>Sound?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>It is back. This is fun though, guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Jody and Hazy's secret sound. This is all because

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<v Speaker 2>Kitchen Warehouse is launched in South Australia. And how well

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<v Speaker 2>do you know the sounds in your own kitchen? If

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<v Speaker 2>you do know them well, you could win a share

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<v Speaker 2>in five thousand dollars to spend at Kitchen Warehouse playing

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<v Speaker 2>This morning is Leyla from Walkerville. Good morning, bye, Hi,

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<v Speaker 2>how are you? Good day? Excellent? What's on for you? Tuesday?

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<v Speaker 1>He's got school?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you go to school? Hell? Do you?

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<v Speaker 10>I'm for seen?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you sound older than that.

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<v Speaker 7>All right, Leila?

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<v Speaker 2>If you if you get this right and you win

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<v Speaker 2>your way through to our secret sound on Friday, are

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<v Speaker 2>you going to be able to get the day off school?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Probably?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, mums are good like that, aren't they. Yeah? All right,

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna play you a sound. You just have to

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<v Speaker 2>guess what it is and then you could be playing

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<v Speaker 2>on Friday. Are you ready for this? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Are here we go? Lada? Any ideas there? Lada? Is

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<v Speaker 1>it the crossing on a coffee machine?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>We've not done.

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<v Speaker 2>You have scored a spot. Now Kitchen Games, it is

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<v Speaker 2>happening this Friday. You'll go head to head with a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of other people in our supermarket sweep tight challenge

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<v Speaker 2>and score a share in five thousand dollars worth. Kitchen

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<v Speaker 2>Warehouse bouse is well done, Layla.

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<v Speaker 1>Yay, thank you. Well, that's so good and you're on Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. Dotte, you will do that again tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 2>Why not?

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<v Speaker 1>Very good Jodi and Hazy. Fourteen minutes past seven, you

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<v Speaker 1>get a top of twenty six degrees. Also, Santa's Wonderland.

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<v Speaker 1>What an absolute magical place this is.

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<v Speaker 2>We mentioned this the other day. When your children pick

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<v Speaker 2>up your phone and send text messages on your behalf,

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<v Speaker 2>it can end really, really badly.

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<v Speaker 1>Can land you in prison?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, well not yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Right on the edge of entering prison is greg Otti?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he so is so. I told you in the

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<v Speaker 2>story the other day how he was rs vpeing, as

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<v Speaker 2>my daughter put it, rs pving to a birthday party.

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<v Speaker 1>Idiot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and she wrote on his phone high Crystal, I

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<v Speaker 2>was just about to massage you, right, so incorrect. Fortunately

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<v Speaker 2>he intervened in that one. However, we've had another instance

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<v Speaker 2>of why you should never, ever, ever, ever ever let

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<v Speaker 2>your children use your phone and message on your behalf.

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<v Speaker 2>This was an attempted text message from the five year

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<v Speaker 2>old the other night on dad's phone. It reads to

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<v Speaker 2>her sister Peyton, I miss you so much. Can we

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<v Speaker 2>play roadblocks with each other? And can you call me back? Please?

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<v Speaker 2>Love you so so much. And then there's like a

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<v Speaker 2>series of unhinged emojis like love hearts and then little

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<v Speaker 2>puppy dogs and little thumbs up, et cetera, et cetera,

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<v Speaker 2>and then it continues, I love you so much, Peyton.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope you have fun with Auntie, Nat and Chloe

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<v Speaker 2>and Eddie that's her cousins. I love you so so much.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope you had a good day tomorrow. Sydney miss

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<v Speaker 2>that's a dog. Sidney misses you so so, so so much.

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<v Speaker 2>That was the message. Guess who that was sent to?

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<v Speaker 2>Peter the Pool Guy's a response to Peter the Pool Guy,

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<v Speaker 2>no response thus far, still pending, still waiting, but I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sure that he looked at his phone on Sunday night

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<v Speaker 2>and went, what the action? What the hell is going on? So?

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<v Speaker 1>How many people do you reckon? Peter the pool guy's

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<v Speaker 1>going how this text from Greg's alarming.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this guy seeing some professional boundaries because honestly, I

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<v Speaker 2>just come around to his house and test the p

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<v Speaker 2>H I swear to god, I just test the pH

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<v Speaker 2>of the water.

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<v Speaker 1>So Greg, first time you've been exposed to emojis, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I say, it's not going well for you because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>already angry you're going into songs, the song song song

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<v Speaker 2>because you just rip the p I double five out

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<v Speaker 2>of me for not knowing that take the Cray and

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<v Speaker 2>the kid Larroy are a thing. There are a couple, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 1>I just sort of feel like that that was news,

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<v Speaker 1>like weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, produce producers. He wants to kick the carcass. So

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<v Speaker 2>that's all right, don't work Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>This is where we all chestralize some songs and we've

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<v Speaker 1>got to guess which songs they are. And Upper Grabs

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<v Speaker 1>is a Wallz Cinema family past. Yes, we get two

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<v Speaker 1>listeners involved. And this morning Alisha got through from Smithfield

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<v Speaker 1>and she chose you first joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Alisha, thank you, Hello, good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning. I had to go girl power.

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<v Speaker 5>In this competition.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, you just get the raw into the support.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. I could cry a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>How is your how is your row into the deal?

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<v Speaker 2>She definitely gets a hard time?

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah quiet, Alisha has thoughts about you, Jess welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for jumping on board even though you had

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<v Speaker 1>another choice but to choose me.

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<v Speaker 2>Morning, Jess A producers.

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<v Speaker 7>It is the same as always three hits.

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<v Speaker 10>It's the best of three score at the moment, it's

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<v Speaker 10>it's reasonably close, hazy twenty six Jody fourteen.

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<v Speaker 7>Sorry about that.

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<v Speaker 10>Hopefully you're better at this than you are your dating references.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Thank you. I will try my best not

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<v Speaker 2>to take my frustration out on you on me.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, I know, I'm a bit scared this morning in

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<v Speaker 10>this space. As soon as I heard that you didn't

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<v Speaker 10>know they were together, I was like, oh, God, songs,

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<v Speaker 10>A song's going to be a lot, a lot.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, yeah, these songs. No, I won't say because it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty six fourteen.

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<v Speaker 10>Are you nervous because he's got a reputation to uphold?

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<v Speaker 4>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's true, ahole in this space, it's a.

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<v Speaker 7>Good rap, all right, straight into it.

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<v Speaker 9>Song number one I can see it's sticking.

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<v Speaker 2>Or not. I know it too. It's not coming to me.

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<v Speaker 7>I can't get at the chorus here.

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<v Speaker 2>Makes me feel sad. Don't give it away him, I

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<v Speaker 2>know it. Wow, Okay, it's counting stars, Jody, Jody, it's

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<v Speaker 2>counting stars.

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<v Speaker 10>Bye bye bye three.

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<v Speaker 7>Hazy, do you know it?

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<v Speaker 1>I believe that would be counting stars by one Republican.

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<v Speaker 7>He never would have got the name.

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<v Speaker 2>What I do. I think it's what I do in

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<v Speaker 2>this competition and in my life. My self sabotage, self

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<v Speaker 2>sabotage all the time.

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<v Speaker 10>I think this is what Alicia meant by the raw

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<v Speaker 10>end of the deal. You do the hard work Hazy

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<v Speaker 10>takes and the wind because.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to make a decision.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you feel good about it a little bit? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Look, you've got to make a decision, whether you say

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<v Speaker 1>the first bit and hope that the next bit comes

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<v Speaker 1>to you, or you just say someone that's the decision,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it?

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<v Speaker 7>And then everyone loses if you both day silent.

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<v Speaker 1>You're lucked out though, because I knew who it was by,

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<v Speaker 1>but I didn't know the title. You were in reverse,

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<v Speaker 1>so you helped me out, but you didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the I'm just wondering what you're doing now. Are

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<v Speaker 2>you trying to make me feel better?

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<v Speaker 1>No more, I'm trying to help you. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>in a situationally this I should help guide you.

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<v Speaker 10>Tody, you better get this next one number two, Come on,

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<v Speaker 10>song number two.

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<v Speaker 7>Name is your brother, I.

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<v Speaker 8>Know it, but I don't know the site of all

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<v Speaker 8>the god the names Senor, I know it.

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<v Speaker 7>Guys, you're both better than this.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, okay, Jami's okay, it is Havana bye bye.

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<v Speaker 7>Just think come on, you get her name wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>One? No, any guesses it is.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh my gosh, kamlay.

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<v Speaker 1>As well. Do you know what's crazy? In my brain?

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<v Speaker 1>I think she's like a Norwegian artist. Gime, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to my brain. Kad is not he, It is not Kathy.

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<v Speaker 10>We've done a Camilla song in the past and Jo

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<v Speaker 10>screams in so incredible way to get it wrong. But

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<v Speaker 10>the good news is you're not out where you're playing

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<v Speaker 10>for a draw.

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<v Speaker 2>No good news is I've got two song titles back

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<v Speaker 2>to back. That's the good news. I'm still trailing.

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<v Speaker 7>You're winning in spirit.

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<v Speaker 1>You can completed this is this is for a draw. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go.

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<v Speaker 7>That's dignified. Song number three we go.

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<v Speaker 2>On.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted that way back.

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<v Speaker 3>Me Why.

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<v Speaker 9>Missy, look, I never want to hear you saying all.

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<v Speaker 1>Just wade this back up there, just getting lost in money?

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<v Speaker 10>Is he well done? That does mean that, Alicia? Oh no, sorry, Alicia,

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<v Speaker 10>you're back to the wrong horse chats.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, thanks for rubbing that in.

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<v Speaker 1>Family, Alisha, did you learn anything? I've learned that no

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<v Speaker 1>matter what happened, you stick with.

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<v Speaker 2>Who you chose. Thank you so much, elation.

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<v Speaker 1>So just Alisha, you're sticking with Jody next time as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely, I would never.

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<v Speaker 2>From there.

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<v Speaker 10>I would never back here.

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<v Speaker 6>Celebrating normal dads of Adelaide doing hot things Jodi and

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<v Speaker 6>Hazes hot dads of Adelaide calendar.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we're searching for the hottest dads in town, the

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<v Speaker 1>dads who are hands on, all in and show up

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<v Speaker 1>with their families so traditionally not those six pack and

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<v Speaker 1>those sort of things that make you sexy. Maybe it's

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<v Speaker 1>things that make partners go crazy, but not the traditional sense.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not discounting that. We're just saying we are all

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<v Speaker 2>inclusive about the normal looking dads doing sexy hot things.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're not looking for specific people who are super

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<v Speaker 1>gross but doing nice things on the side. It can

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<v Speaker 1>be both and some good entries coming through.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Absolutely. And you know what, the only thing that

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<v Speaker 2>can make this calendar better is if we partnered with

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<v Speaker 2>a charity. For example, maybe we could hook up with

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<v Speaker 2>the Advertiser found Undation Kids Appeal.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think I think that would be a

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<v Speaker 1>fantastic right is yes.

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<v Speaker 2>And joining us in the studio now with Dan to Maria.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Hey guys, how are you going good to

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<v Speaker 4>be here? I'm here with the kid Lroy tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, well, tune in tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you could be in the running. Tell us

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<v Speaker 2>about the Advertiser Foundation Kids Appeal. What does it do?

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<v Speaker 4>So we've got two appeals. We've got the Blanket Appeal

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<v Speaker 4>we'd run every year and winter. We help the Hot

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<v Speaker 4>Street Center and Catherine House. But this is a new

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<v Speaker 4>appeal we launched in September called the Advertiser Foundation Kids Appeal.

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<v Speaker 4>We help kids and youth charities at South Australia. Kick

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<v Speaker 4>Start for Kids is one of them. They do some

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<v Speaker 4>great stuff, the Breakfast and Schools Program, Camp, Kickstart House

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<v Speaker 4>Foundation Kids in palliad of care, and there's so many

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<v Speaker 4>kids and youth charities out there we'll want to support

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<v Speaker 4>over the year.

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<v Speaker 2>We've just been talking this morning about the hot ball

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<v Speaker 2>men of Adelaide the top five, but one of the

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<v Speaker 2>hottest I guess gray men of South Australia. Can I

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<v Speaker 2>say about it?

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<v Speaker 1>Is Dan Merrick?

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<v Speaker 2>Well no, I was going to say, Eaan Steel from.

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<v Speaker 1>For Kids Silver Fox.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, they do some wonderful work, don't they. Yeah? All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you so much for partnering with us.

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<v Speaker 1>It's good to be here.

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<v Speaker 4>Look, I've got to preclude myself being part of the

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<v Speaker 4>calendar myself obviously.

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<v Speaker 1>But have you chosen a month yet as well?

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<v Speaker 4>Now I was born in January, but for my vote

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<v Speaker 4>for mister January, the hottest dad in the state, our

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<v Speaker 4>own Premier, Peter mellen Ow. Can you imagine him board

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<v Speaker 4>shorts in the pool, maybe in the chamber do anything?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 4>Dan?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you going to disagree with the statement that probably

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<v Speaker 2>won him an election?

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<v Speaker 4>I would say pool?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, don't you think I think so? All right, we'll

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<v Speaker 2>probably hit him up at some stage to see if

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<v Speaker 2>he wants to be part of the calendar.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you think then if you were to get yourself

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<v Speaker 1>a little entry, I mean, if we were to ask

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<v Speaker 1>your significant other what sets you apart? What turned you

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<v Speaker 1>into a hot dad? What's a little thing that's making

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<v Speaker 1>your partner go wow?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she would say, Thursday night, midnight, the way I

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<v Speaker 4>take the bins out.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, general rubbish.

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<v Speaker 4>First, I've got the recyclables I sought, and then of

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<v Speaker 4>course the green bin as well.

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<v Speaker 2>And a quick question when you when you take it out,

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<v Speaker 2>do you push it in front of you so your

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<v Speaker 2>biceps flex or put it behind you so it's more

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<v Speaker 2>of a tricep deal.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm usually doing it my jock's or my board shorts.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, got the got the rig out, and usually

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<v Speaker 4>two bins, got one in front, one behind, and there

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<v Speaker 4>get their sort of guns out as I do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I had just I'm aroused. That's amazing. One in front,

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<v Speaker 2>one behind, with the bins.

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<v Speaker 1>To do it at night as well instead of early

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<v Speaker 1>Friday morning, big difference. Yes, not quite a sexy Friday

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<v Speaker 1>morning when Dan's going.

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<v Speaker 4>I do like to do it at dusk when the

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<v Speaker 4>lights still out so the neighbors can catch a glimpse

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<v Speaker 4>of the reef.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's so perfect, perfect all right. The Advertiser Foundation

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<v Speaker 2>Kids Appeal raising money and awareness to help kids in

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<v Speaker 2>need in South Australia. For more information on what this

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<v Speaker 2>amazing foundation does, visit kids appeal dot com dot are you.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much for joining us this morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks for having me, guys,