Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Jason Lauren starting morning.
Speaker 2: The right way to be great.
Speaker 3: Is Jason Lauren Nogel one hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody working.
Speaker 4: Tuesday morning morning.
Speaker 2: Lauren and I had an outing yesterday I heard we did.
Speaker 2: We left the confines of the back cave.
Speaker 5: We had some downtime.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we meeting went to the Sporting Globe to watch
Speaker 2: the football.
Speaker 3: Jeez, that would be a place that you'd be a
Speaker 3: fish out of water given your current diet predicament.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: There was lots of bees, lots of cause light, lots
Speaker 6: of hot wings.
Speaker 2: I was sitting in between Lauren and her partner Paul.
Speaker 2: I'm in the middle, like their.
Speaker 3: Sponsorship because he's offered as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm sitting there having a beer and there
Speaker 2: on either side but the little tupple we're eating their
Speaker 2: little little healthy snacks.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: What a shitty Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: Oh terrible.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you.
Speaker 2: It was more entertaining than the game on the screen,
Speaker 2: watching us try and pick the moment to leave mid
Speaker 2: game because everyone's watching the big screen. We're at the front.
Speaker 2: We're like, we need to get to the other side
Speaker 2: of the.
Speaker 5: That weird, awkward little bend down not anyone.
Speaker 3: It wasn't shitty if you're an Eagles fan.
Speaker 6: If you're yeah, but you still wanted to be a
Speaker 6: good game, like not scoring two a half time.
Speaker 3: If Melbourne winning a Grand Final winning by ten goals.
Speaker 6: Nothing better than a close game exactly as long as
Speaker 6: you win as a neutral.
Speaker 2: Remember I crap the Grand Final was last year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Brisbane fans are loving it.
Speaker 2: No, it was terrible pressure.
Speaker 3: The pressure is off then they know they're winning.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 2: Nah, I agree, sorry, disagree on the darts this morning,
Speaker 2: Patty and Selma.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it really.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You id a late night last night, Chaneline time we're
Speaker 3: there to eight o'clock. Why what do you do toast
Speaker 3: after eight o'clock? News doesn't stop, Larren.
Speaker 5: It does. It's seven o'clock there, and then what do
Speaker 5: you do.
Speaker 6: I'll sit around and oil yourselves up and watch maths
Speaker 6: Intimacy night.
Speaker 5: Let's gather around.
Speaker 2: Little Pats on the back. Great story. I love the
Speaker 2: way you through to this.
Speaker 5: Is it true you clap at the end of each
Speaker 5: other's stories.
Speaker 3: If you're on debut, you do.
Speaker 5: It's your first take, So you don't at seven o'clock or.
Speaker 3: Go no, no, no, no, Well, a lot of the
Speaker 3: journeys do stick around to watch the news go to
Speaker 3: air because if their story changes, they've got a updated And.
Speaker 5: Then once your story is done, can you go or
Speaker 5: does it?
Speaker 3: Generally speaking, you can yeah, but you know, and a
Speaker 3: showing of solidarity, you like to stick around.
Speaker 6: And I wouldn't do that if I was lead story,
Speaker 6: I'd be like, see suckers, I'm not sitting here for
Speaker 6: an hour. I'll watch it on the light Are you
Speaker 6: guys still on a lot of FM. It's another radio station.
Speaker 2: And you don't watch it on you listen to it.
Speaker 2: You don't have this medium workshop.
Speaker 5: You listened to it on the light FM in the
Speaker 5: car on the way home.
Speaker 2: You know what is that?
Speaker 3: There'll be all be going off there. We got a
Speaker 3: plug commercial radio.
Speaker 5: I don't know what numbered is. Don't flick over, guys, stick.
Speaker 2: With us chest.
Speaker 5: Yeah it's a light I filled in there once.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 2: She caught on fire when she walked in the door.
Speaker 4: The guy, Ah, this is the bacon.
Speaker 6: The guy had a whole bucket of bacon that he
Speaker 6: was eating for breakfast.
Speaker 5: This is many years ago. It's no one on here now.
Speaker 6: And at the end it was like a big tupleway
Speaker 6: that he'd microwave full of bacon that he'd cooked the
Speaker 6: nut before. He did offer me some. I was like,
Speaker 6: no thanks, and then he drunk the bacon juice out
Speaker 6: of the bottom of the tupperware and I walked out
Speaker 6: and I said, I am never coming back. It was
Speaker 6: about fifteen years ago. And they looked at me and said,
Speaker 6: we don't want you back.
Speaker 5: It's a mutual. This is a mutual breakup.
Speaker 2: Did you have to catch up on the Bible? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I did get some speech before.
Speaker 3: Did you hear what weren't you all to say?
Speaker 5: Jesus Christ?
Speaker 2: Otherwise he takes it as a sign to bring in.
Speaker 5: Can't say that.
Speaker 2: We've got a massive show coming up today.
Speaker 5: Two of my favorites, Reneesiger and Leo Wood joining.
Speaker 2: I was, Oh, I love and the other stuff. Tell
Speaker 2: you got it?
Speaker 3: Sure, Tael.
Speaker 5: He's been in many a film.
Speaker 2: Huge.
Speaker 6: He marries Karen Knightley and love actually and Jason's insanely jealous.
Speaker 2: That's all I want to ask about you, love, Kiara,
Speaker 2: don't you? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I just shre a perfect woman.
Speaker 2: Perfect woman is my wife?
Speaker 5: Smart?
Speaker 4: Thank you, very smart?
Speaker 2: Let's talk super learning.
Speaker 3: That was That was like the Maths Challenge where they
Speaker 3: get all the photos out and you've got to run.
Speaker 5: When are those thick brains going to work? Drops? Put
Speaker 5: your wife first, Just do it.
Speaker 6: I don't care if you're trying to be brutally honest
Speaker 6: with Oh my god, shut up, stop it.
Speaker 2: It's not Kia Nightley can go close.
Speaker 5: Second, and you are obviously seventh.
Speaker 2: What but our relationship is built on honesty.
Speaker 6: But you wanted me to be honest, you know what,
Speaker 6: don't be honest in that instance. Lie tell me I'm
Speaker 6: the prettiest.
Speaker 2: You're done.
Speaker 5: No, when alone.
Speaker 3: For the second time, the Vince Laborati choe for his
Speaker 3: head into Philadelphia Eagles flying in Super Bowl fifty nine.
Speaker 2: Well done to Philadelphia.
Speaker 5: The second time they've won.
Speaker 2: Absolutely killed. I'll tell you what. The cutest moment Bradley
Speaker 2: Cooper mined Bradley Cooper introing the Eagles on to the field.
Speaker 5: So he's from Philadelphia, Philly boy.
Speaker 3: Huge fan. The gatorade shower was interesting. Usually happens postmatch,
Speaker 3: but it happened with two minutes still on the clock.
Speaker 3: Because you like that much.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, They dunked the coach.
Speaker 3: I just like, well, we've got it sewn up, We're
Speaker 3: going to do it right.
Speaker 6: Wow, it was impossible to win from there, so why
Speaker 6: not exactly? I'm what do you guys think of halftime?
Speaker 5: Please?
Speaker 2: Oh oh, don't start me. Kendrick Lamar running around with
Speaker 2: a whole bunch of people in bloody track suits.
Speaker 5: They look like squid game.
Speaker 2: It was pants youation, it's your uncle Sam.
Speaker 3: And Samuel Jackson being out there was weird as well.
Speaker 6: I think he was trying to say, just stop playing
Speaker 6: this new stuff and play your bang.
Speaker 5: It's everybody must be church, but this time, God on
Speaker 5: your favorite. Those twenty years you still got took.
Speaker 2: I mean it was no.
Speaker 5: I mean, Kendrick's cool, but just give us a single lot.
Speaker 3: Personally, I didn't mind it. It looked greatly.
Speaker 2: About him is hanging from the roof. This time he's
Speaker 2: dancing with a bunch of people in sets.
Speaker 6: He was a bit basic. It was it was a
Speaker 6: bit budget.
Speaker 2: How did you describe the Super Bowl yesterday? You said
Speaker 2: it was the super Bowl?
Speaker 5: It all felt a bit budget.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 6: Also, Serena Williams coming out and dancing the controversy around
Speaker 6: that because that song she danced to Kendrick Lamar wrote
Speaker 6: about Drake because they've got beef, and Serena Williams used
Speaker 6: to date Drake. So she came out sort of dancing
Speaker 6: about the disc to Drake.
Speaker 5: It was a whole like throwdown.
Speaker 3: She had a pretty good dance moves. What do you
Speaker 3: call that? Like a hot step?
Speaker 5: I was like tap dancing, tap dancing?
Speaker 6: Sorry, I mean you called something dance before.
Speaker 5: What's happening in here? Tap dancing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like tap dancing. What about Taylor Swift getting booed?
Speaker 5: What about that?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 5: What was that about?
Speaker 3: Is what crip? What's a cripple tap.
Speaker 7: Dance dance move? It's called the crip walk. Crip walk
Speaker 7: on the weekend from time to time.
Speaker 5: Can you do it right now? Come in here and
Speaker 5: do it?
Speaker 2: He just looked.
Speaker 5: Serena Williams looked much cooler than that.
Speaker 2: I see a few people walking like that happened down
Speaker 2: Clarendon Street to.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so Taylor, she came up on the screen and
Speaker 6: everyone booed.
Speaker 3: I'm assuming it was they were all just Eagles fans. Yeah,
Speaker 3: not not the you know exactly now, but maybe maybe
Speaker 3: they were accusing her, you know, having him distracted before
Speaker 3: a big.
Speaker 5: Match, maybe Ken Donald Trump.
Speaker 6: When he came on the screen, though, the crowd went wild.
Speaker 2: What's the talk of Travis Kelcey hanging up the boots?
Speaker 2: That he might retire after this?
Speaker 3: Let me just dial into my super Bowl? Sorry, you're
Speaker 3: the sport guy.
Speaker 2: How dare I ask the sport guy?
Speaker 5: I don't know you look, I'm just going he may retire.
Speaker 2: I heard, yes, Lauren, thank you.
Speaker 6: The rumor mill was that I heard was that if
Speaker 6: they won, he was definitely going to retire top because
Speaker 6: they would have got the three peats.
Speaker 5: They did not win, So I think he should stay
Speaker 5: for another year. Yeah, I would you guys more importantly,
Speaker 5: think of.
Speaker 2: His help his a rival outfit.
Speaker 5: Looked like he was in the BEJS. Yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 5: Did they turn up like that every week?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well a lot of the time. Yeah. Patrick Mahomes
Speaker 3: was wearing green which was quite which is quite funny
Speaker 3: because it was the green of the Eagles, a bit
Speaker 3: of an up yours pre match and didn't that backfire.
Speaker 2: That's a bit of a distraction, Like the whole I
Speaker 2: think faction parade beforehand.
Speaker 5: That's just how they dress on weekends.
Speaker 2: There was footage I went down the real rabbit hole
Speaker 2: on the ground last night of him after the game.
Speaker 2: He's in his outfit again. He was walking to meet
Speaker 2: Taylor in the.
Speaker 6: Bunks in his BG's outfit. I wouldn't put that on.
Speaker 6: I'm wearing the.
Speaker 3: Track station still the BG's outfit on, and I love
Speaker 3: seeing all the slabs, like Sir Paul McCartney. That was
Speaker 3: quite cool, Paul McCarty as the.
Speaker 2: Sport Lauren, are you okay?
Speaker 3: I'm okay, big concerned. I've never had an STI before
Speaker 3: in my life. Sexually transmitted Actually, what is it an
Speaker 3: st D or an str infection?
Speaker 5: Yes, intimacy, an infection or a disease.
Speaker 2: Hang on to an expert.
Speaker 5: No, there's both.
Speaker 2: Brody Executive producer. What have you had in the past.
Speaker 7: It was formally called an STD sexually transmitted disease, but
Speaker 7: they changed it because it is an infection to sense
Speaker 7: sexually transmitted infection st I.
Speaker 3: And many as the hat trick. The hat trick, what
Speaker 3: does that mean?
Speaker 6: Three?
Speaker 5: It once.
Speaker 2: There's three that kind of rotate in and around, and
Speaker 2: it's like the chemist becomes like the Apple store, which.
Speaker 3: Is the one fight the next, does it or just about.
Speaker 5: You have to catch them all into.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 3: I was experiencing some burning type pain yesterday with the
Speaker 3: getting into details, burning pain around them and the leathers
Speaker 3: not not then the front region.
Speaker 6: Burning like burning like burning is in the skin one
Speaker 6: So I don't understand, like the skins burning.
Speaker 5: The eye when you whiz.
Speaker 4: It would be great doctors like the what's the eye
Speaker 4: like that?
Speaker 2: The end of it.
Speaker 3: It was just it was burning. But when you're a
Speaker 3: U t R yeah, well yeah, like U T I,
Speaker 3: your agree track did.
Speaker 5: Infect all those that were with what a U T
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 3: I've never had one of them either.
Speaker 6: Are the worst, the worst.
Speaker 3: I just didn't know what I was experiencing someone into
Speaker 3: panic mode. This is at my desk at Channel nine.
Speaker 5: I'm I want t J for advice.
Speaker 6: T J.
Speaker 5: My wizards burning out.
Speaker 3: Of the office, so I scared. I scurried into scurried
Speaker 3: into my dressing room just for a gander, and.
Speaker 5: Someone walking into really it were someone.
Speaker 3: Walk in your pants, sit down in the.
Speaker 5: Change rooms to go home job. You can't be doing that.
Speaker 5: Don't you share your.
Speaker 6: Dressing room with other people with Tony Jones? Is I
Speaker 6: hope he's listening to.
Speaker 2: This the story.
Speaker 5: Sorry, Tony Jones, call us if.
Speaker 3: It was burning, was swollen burning, It was uncontrollable, and
Speaker 3: I thought, what is.
Speaker 5: Going in general?
Speaker 6: Ru grab some cream both some ointment, the word ointment,
Speaker 6: and don't never put them in.
Speaker 3: No required because I quickly figured out what had happened.
Speaker 5: Oh oh, he's gone bright and his eyes wandering.
Speaker 4: Clint's gone to Lauren is um.
Speaker 2: I feel like.
Speaker 5: I think Jason is just down a liter of that
Speaker 5: was yesterday.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, you ate the hot wings and then
Speaker 6: you didn't wash your hands and you touched it.
Speaker 5: You got the chili on you.
Speaker 2: You're the one that gave it to yourself.
Speaker 3: I got buffalo schlog.
Speaker 2: What are you doing rubbing the eye? How did you
Speaker 2: get to the eye?
Speaker 3: I don't know, shouldn't? It was very spicy.
Speaker 5: What did you do when you What do you do
Speaker 5: in the toilets here?
Speaker 3: Well, it's.
Speaker 5: How I know what you're doing in the dressing room.
Speaker 5: Channel line the process.
Speaker 3: I should have dipped in the yogurt.
Speaker 5: You should have dipped.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I didn't even think you guys touched them. I thought
Speaker 6: you just unzipped your pants and flopped it out.
Speaker 3: What do you mean you don't. You've got to You've
Speaker 3: got to hold it. And that's that in part is
Speaker 3: what happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you don't hold and I'll give you a
Speaker 2: hot tip. You don't hold it around the eye area.
Speaker 2: So I'm not sure what's happened there, Clinty.
Speaker 5: But that's did it blister?
Speaker 3: No, there's no blisters. No, no, no, I mean unless
Speaker 3: I've got anst I but you know you'd need the.
Speaker 2: Can we get into it for a second, can we?
Speaker 6: Well, if you're talking about maths, I love maths, but
Speaker 6: I didn't watch it last I.
Speaker 3: Text Lauren watching because I was a little boys was overwhelmed,
Speaker 3: wasn't I? I was a little hot under the cold?
Speaker 2: Is this the oil scene?
Speaker 5: I saw the ad and I was like it was.
Speaker 3: But first and foremost Alessandra, who is a friend of
Speaker 3: our show. Actually after last you remember she she gave
Speaker 3: me a grilling in the marquee at the races.
Speaker 4: A little effort to put.
Speaker 5: A little she yelled at you.
Speaker 3: I love her anyway, it's her time to shine because
Speaker 3: it is so. She got all the gals together and
Speaker 3: she instructed them to to how do I how do
Speaker 3: I put this in a sexy tone.
Speaker 5: Put some effort into it.
Speaker 2: Okay, there it.
Speaker 3: Is, there it is. She wanted them to be spoiled.
Speaker 3: She wanted the blokes to spoil the girl. So as
Speaker 3: part of this, Sierra and Billy, Sierra is quite beautiful,
Speaker 3: beautiful brunette girl. Billy's the English fellow.
Speaker 5: Oh I love him and anyway for his wife.
Speaker 3: So Sierra surprised him in her lingerie.
Speaker 4: Or just quickly.
Speaker 5: The boys were supposed to spoil the women.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but but it was basically the assignment of the
Speaker 3: girl's choosing.
Speaker 6: So choose a massage exactly whipping? Yeah, Jesus well, I
Speaker 6: saw the ad and there was a whip was the involved.
Speaker 3: The oldies did the painting. He painted her.
Speaker 6: Life drawing, yes, like Titanic, like not Pino and Picasso
Speaker 6: whatever that drinking and painting thing is.
Speaker 3: Sierra wanted a essential massage, complete with beautiful a row
Speaker 3: what do you call it? Therapy oils?
Speaker 5: That's nice.
Speaker 3: That's did go too well, did it?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: He walked over, He just walked over and squirted the
Speaker 2: bottle on her back.
Speaker 3: Don't it was square over your back?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Something like that.
Speaker 1: Woman, I'm just you just.
Speaker 4: That was it he walked up over on the tomato
Speaker 4: sauce bottle.
Speaker 5: Yes, no, you needed warms.
Speaker 6: Put it in a dish like in the day spar
Speaker 6: Warm it in a dish and then put it in
Speaker 6: your hands and rub it up warm, sorry, prub it
Speaker 6: between your hands right, and then put it on the
Speaker 6: shoulders and that you.
Speaker 2: Know what you're going to say. That sounds like you
Speaker 2: and Paul.
Speaker 3: Have done this.
Speaker 5: No, I love a day spar.
Speaker 6: Giving me.
Speaker 2: I'd much rather a stranger than paid to do it.
Speaker 5: He was quite into the shoulders. Occasionally.
Speaker 3: It was quite awkward television because they're all parading around
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 4: Well, one of them was in that kiss My goodness,
Speaker 4: she was too.
Speaker 6: I saw it in the preview and I was like,
Speaker 6: I've done enough kink with that Nicole Kidman movie. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm not watching strangers doing it. At seven point thirty,
Speaker 6: Can I ask a question?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and by all means get involved. Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: Have you been in a sexy moment and something was
Speaker 2: like someone behind it?
Speaker 5: I know a ripper?
Speaker 3: I do too. Candles on the bedside table, A lot
Speaker 3: of candles, beautiful candles. I care tea like sweet smelling candles.
Speaker 5: Oh, the whole cherry blossom.
Speaker 3: But in the throes of passion, oh, oh, not me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there was there was a fire.
Speaker 5: The sheets caught on fire.
Speaker 3: The sheets caught on fire, and all of a sudden
Speaker 3: there was an inferno in the bed.
Speaker 2: And not the good.
Speaker 3: It wasn't the job.
Speaker 6: It wasn't the Imagine the panic of trying to run
Speaker 6: out of the house and gather clothes.
Speaker 3: Third degree burns, It was really real bad burns in
Speaker 3: one region of the body.
Speaker 2: Thirteen, twenty four ten. What ruined the moment?
Speaker 5: Remember? Remember when your mother in law walked in on you?
Speaker 2: Okay, guys thirteen, twenty four ten. Star, It keeps on giving,
Speaker 2: isn't it. I knew you're up with something. I saw
Speaker 2: you two whispring before thirteen. I'll put your microphone on.
Speaker 2: But with on microphone comes great responsibility.
Speaker 4: Responsibility, Shut up, responsibility.
Speaker 3: That is the story that keeps giving.
Speaker 2: Thirteen. He was on his own twenty four ten, Me,
Speaker 2: it's both of you.
Speaker 3: Have you been behaved?
Speaker 5: Hello? Back on what ruined? You should tell the story?
Speaker 3: What ruined the mood?
Speaker 2: Shut up? Lauren. If you're in a situation and the
Speaker 2: rude and the mood was on flus. Now the mood
Speaker 2: was shut shut up? What ruined the mood? Thirteen twenty fourteen,
Speaker 2: Shut up. We're having a family meeting during the ads. Guys,
Speaker 2: what ruined the mood?
Speaker 4: I'm walking on you.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. If something s
Speaker 2: happening to you, you're in.
Speaker 5: A we're having a throwdown exactly.
Speaker 2: And something happened that massive handbreak.
Speaker 5: Set the bed sheets on high, with the candle.
Speaker 3: The pillow, there was an inferno.
Speaker 5: Oh no, that would ruin the moment.
Speaker 2: Say space, Just say it's a friend friend of mine.
Speaker 2: Hypothetical was getting together with his now what, and had
Speaker 2: just come out of a long term relationship. So keep
Speaker 2: in mind been with another girl for a long time.
Speaker 5: The wrong name.
Speaker 2: Yep. At one stage, I thought, did you? I mean
Speaker 2: my friend thought did she notice? Oh she stopped and
Speaker 2: she's coming up? Yep.
Speaker 4: I would say she noticed coming.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. What ruined the moment?
Speaker 5: Oh dear, Oh yeah, I ruined my morning.
Speaker 2: I remember saying that my friend. Oh that must have
Speaker 2: been traumatizing. Our number is thirteen twenty four ten. Anytime
Speaker 2: you want to join the show, we are asking what
Speaker 2: ruined the mood?
Speaker 5: Lace good morning? What ruined the moment?
Speaker 3: For you?
Speaker 10: Good morning guys. So I let me just start this
Speaker 10: by sayings as a pre plan so he knew a drill.
Speaker 10: So I had a guy over and I said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 10: I'll eat your peach. So I was kicking down his
Speaker 10: staff and I got to the to the peach area,
Speaker 10: and then when I opened it up, there was actually
Speaker 10: toilet paper in there. Oh, and I was like, uh,
Speaker 10: what do I do anyway? So I was like okay,
Speaker 10: So I thought I just kiss up his back and
Speaker 10: I was like, oh, that's not going to happen. Like
Speaker 10: toilet paper.
Speaker 6: There is this when you say it was pre arrange,
Speaker 6: like did you call it? It was a pre agree
Speaker 6: a boot It was a bootyicle.
Speaker 10: Like we were talking with each other.
Speaker 3: And is this is this something go way for this question?
Speaker 3: Is this is this something you do often? Not often?
Speaker 10: I've done it. I've enjoyed it, but you know it's goin.
Speaker 6: To c.
Speaker 2: Asking if she's a fruit fan.
Speaker 10: Yeah, we made a joke about it, so we're just like, oh,
Speaker 10: he said, what's the expensive toilet paper?
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, okay, let's wipe it. Off,
Speaker 2: move on, no absolutely follow up question, Lauren, No thanks.
Speaker 3: All right, it's breakfast anyone.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody, welcome you.
Speaker 3: Tuesday.
Speaker 2: A few dusty heads around the place after having an
Speaker 2: all dayer watching the Super Bowl.
Speaker 5: Well, yes, they started early.
Speaker 4: We popped down to the Sporting Globe Richmond.
Speaker 5: They closed the whole side straight off. It was like
Speaker 5: a street party.
Speaker 2: They had the big truck with the TV on the
Speaker 2: back and yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 3: That's a bridge rade was closed.
Speaker 5: Yea side strip was like a street party.
Speaker 6: Absolutely heaving that that what's that instrument that's not a trumpet?
Speaker 5: Get the one that wraps around like the big horn.
Speaker 4: Tuba said, what Harold used to play on.
Speaker 3: Was down there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they had marching bands with the tuba they had
Speaker 6: it was everyone got into the American spirit.
Speaker 5: Ust today comes all over.
Speaker 2: Moving from one sporting event to the next. The Grand
Speaker 2: Prix is around on the corner.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: Love this time of year. Fat Boy, Slim Tones and
Speaker 2: I Living In and more performing at Crown Lakeside Festival,
Speaker 2: at Formula Sorry at Formula One, the Louis Vuitton Astray
Speaker 2: and Grand Prix.
Speaker 5: Bouji out with Rolex in with Louis Vauton.
Speaker 2: Limited tickets available, we have them. So if you would
Speaker 2: like to win your way to the Grand Prix, we're
Speaker 2: going to do it before seven thirty this morning. And
Speaker 2: how are we doing it?
Speaker 5: That was good?
Speaker 3: Was that good?
Speaker 5: That was a good one.
Speaker 2: We're going to get your best Formula one car.
Speaker 6: Sounds we've done this before.
Speaker 5: Glorious, great fun.
Speaker 2: So stand by. We'll tell you when the ring. But
Speaker 2: if you're in the car, start practicing.
Speaker 5: That was good.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: That was a fast one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, stilling it in the so with the.
Speaker 5: Kids down straight.
Speaker 2: Coming up next though, dramas in the AFL, Well, Clint,
Speaker 2: people aren't happy.
Speaker 5: Season hasn't even started.
Speaker 3: It's going to make a lot of people, well a
Speaker 3: bit frustrated.
Speaker 2: We'll go there next on nov.
Speaker 3: Here's something that will make your eyes water on a
Speaker 3: Tuesday morning. The AFL has just revealed its annual list
Speaker 3: of money men. The rich list.
Speaker 5: I think alowed is your as an AFL player? Is
Speaker 5: your contract for private?
Speaker 3: I assume it is, But there's no names attached. Spear
Speaker 3: rising about who some statistics exactly.
Speaker 2: So asking for a friend. Yeah, there's salary caps in
Speaker 2: the Are they allowed to do like, hey, we'll pay
Speaker 2: you to underground, but here's a boat.
Speaker 5: No, that comes under the salary cap.
Speaker 6: So even if you've got a sponsor like for instance,
Speaker 6: Geelong with Ford, if a player gets a car, I think.
Speaker 2: That's counted towards the cap.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, I think there are certain allowances, but it
Speaker 3: has to be declared right.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't want the upgrade with the mags and everything.
Speaker 3: There have been there have been very famous cases within
Speaker 3: the AFL, not naming any names or players, but players
Speaker 3: that take on ambassadorial roles. Twenty five AFL footballers are
Speaker 3: now part of the Millionaires Club, so they earn one
Speaker 3: million dollars plus per season. This is up sharply on
Speaker 3: the previous year, and of that number there is around
Speaker 3: six above one point two million dollars a year, which
Speaker 3: is also.
Speaker 5: I'm not surprised by that. Are you surprised by that?
Speaker 5: I thought there would be more. It's a lot of money,
Speaker 5: don't get me wrong. It's the AFL's massive.
Speaker 2: I know, but I'm surprised because of the salary cap.
Speaker 2: It means like if there's twenty five players in the
Speaker 2: Millionaires Club, then all those other players.
Speaker 5: Well they must be lifting the salary cap surely.
Speaker 3: Well, the salary cap will lift each and every year
Speaker 3: based on a whole period. It's exactly in the.
Speaker 4: Game getting cost of living.
Speaker 2: They can't get buy on a meal, they need one
Speaker 2: point two.
Speaker 3: So this is where the theories come in about who
Speaker 3: is earning the big ducks? Do you reckon?
Speaker 6: I would say the track is up there. What about
Speaker 6: those the day costs boys?
Speaker 2: Nick?
Speaker 3: They're probably so a contract can be either front loaded
Speaker 3: or or unloaded, you know, so they basically it depends
Speaker 3: when they earn all of them or the majority of
Speaker 3: their money. But for instance Tom Lynch from Richmond, who's
Speaker 3: been quite injured the last few seasons and it's probably
Speaker 3: towards the back end of his career, he is one
Speaker 3: of the most expensive players in the AFL. Dustin Martin,
Speaker 3: of course, who is now retired. Shape Alton idea.
Speaker 2: I got no idea. But yeah, what about if it
Speaker 2: was like a uber tip system where we all log
Speaker 2: onto the a f L app after a match and
Speaker 2: we pay them play what they think they're they were worth.
Speaker 2: What if they have a stinker, have a stinker, no
Speaker 2: money for.
Speaker 6: No one's doing that. You're already paying your membership. Football
Speaker 6: is expensive.
Speaker 3: Enough cost people's game.
Speaker 5: Well in America. America, like we watched a Super Bowl yesterday.
Speaker 6: Patrick Mahomes from the Kansas City Chiefs in twenty twenty
Speaker 6: signed a ten year deal for four hundred and fifty
Speaker 6: million dollars, so half a billion, four hundred and fifty
Speaker 6: million dollars including a ten million dollars signing bonus.
Speaker 3: So what's that happen?
Speaker 2: And then he just pantsed it? He had a shocker.
Speaker 3: Wow, Wow, played pretty good season.
Speaker 2: Probably I couldn't imagine signing like a two hundred million
Speaker 2: dollar deal in my industry and then not caring.
Speaker 3: Well, that's more than a Bob Patty.
Speaker 5: Mahone has been done before.
Speaker 3: Jason a million, more than a million a day, that's nothing,
Speaker 3: you know, four.
Speaker 5: Hundred and fifty million dollars for ten years.
Speaker 2: The only thing I would say thirty players right is
Speaker 2: the amount of money we're paying on sponsorship, the amount
Speaker 2: of money we're paying to go and watch these players,
Speaker 2: Like I feel like they should be getting a cup
Speaker 2: more than like the suits and tires.
Speaker 5: Oh totally, the ones to put the bodies on the line,
Speaker 5: and also.
Speaker 2: Like at third to Life's over, they've got to you know,
Speaker 2: they've got to start again. Yeah, you know, so, like
Speaker 2: I don't really have a problem with it in that.
Speaker 5: Regarde, you'd rather the players get exactly.
Speaker 3: Just on a footnote there, the executive wage bill was also.
Speaker 5: Okay, tell us that'll be earning it well.
Speaker 3: Interesting because when compared to the year prior, the wage
Speaker 3: bill actually went down by two million, two and a
Speaker 3: half million dollars, which is a transition from Gil to
Speaker 3: Andrew Dillon.
Speaker 6: Oh, Gil wasn't working for Peter. Like to see him
Speaker 6: out there kicking a footage.
Speaker 2: Putting his body on the line every week.
Speaker 5: No, I love Gil Andrew Dillon?
Speaker 2: How long will put his back? I miss it?
Speaker 3: Not long? Weeks, three weeks, three weeks till round opening
Speaker 3: or zero opening round it's called, and then we do
Speaker 3: zero and then round one.
Speaker 5: Why why did they do that?
Speaker 3: Only asked? If up only eight to eight or so
Speaker 3: teens play an opening ground?
Speaker 5: Oh, why so is it counted?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's counted. Yeah, and then they get arrested later
Speaker 3: in the season and the rest of the cops play.
Speaker 2: Wow, it is just go on thirteen past seven. I'll
Speaker 2: tell you what. Gather around as a cracker as well,
Speaker 2: and if you want to get yourself to there, keep
Speaker 2: listening to us here.
Speaker 3: On Novy.
Speaker 2: Melvic Grand Prix is approaching and we have your tickets.
Speaker 3: I want to win you.
Speaker 2: Wait there. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. We
Speaker 2: are looking for the best car sound. Clint, you want
Speaker 2: to give us a demo?
Speaker 5: That was pretty good?
Speaker 2: Pretty good?
Speaker 3: I like me to spit there as well.
Speaker 2: Sorry about it. I just got a mouthful of food.
Speaker 5: I've got a mouthful of avocado.
Speaker 2: Give it a do a Formula one car running over
Speaker 2: an avocado. So that's a great example. What you will
Speaker 2: not win tickets with that. Thirteen twenty four ten. Give
Speaker 2: us your best car sounds.
Speaker 5: Put a bit of enthusiasm into it though.
Speaker 2: We'll play next Mine and Melbourne Harry Styles. It is
Speaker 2: twenty two past seven. You were on Noble one hundred.
Speaker 2: Big show coming up after eight o'clock the stars of
Speaker 2: the new Bridger Jones.
Speaker 5: Movie Bridget Jones.
Speaker 6: It's all about the Boy now. It is so good.
Speaker 6: I loved it.
Speaker 4: Stanners tears awkward situation.
Speaker 3: We're love.
Speaker 2: We're about to do the interview on Zoom yesterday and
Speaker 2: I said to Lauren, I'm going to ask him about
Speaker 2: a scene in the movie that you and I have
Speaker 2: been fighting over.
Speaker 5: No, it's from Baby Girl. I was like, it's wrong movie,
Speaker 5: don't ask that.
Speaker 3: There was a few raunchy scenes in Bridget Jones the
Speaker 3: kits off.
Speaker 5: Oh she's a cougar.
Speaker 2: Wow, we'll chat with her. Just after eight o'clock this morning. First, Sai,
Speaker 2: let's head to the Grand Prix.
Speaker 6: The Grand Prix is one of the greatest times of
Speaker 6: the year in Melbourne. I absolutely love it, and it's
Speaker 6: getting bigger and bigger and bigger.
Speaker 5: It's now sold out.
Speaker 3: We must go, We must go.
Speaker 6: I go every I've been going since I was a kid.
Speaker 6: I wasn't a bandwagon. Jump on this one.
Speaker 5: You go to do it Grand Prix.
Speaker 2: You did the Celebrity race because you almost.
Speaker 5: Killed Rachel fin I did it twice.
Speaker 3: I did a pop lap as well in f one
Speaker 3: Manati and almost that.
Speaker 5: I've never done that.
Speaker 3: I reckon.
Speaker 2: Just stick to the bars this year, I will.
Speaker 5: I'll be enjoying from the stands.
Speaker 2: Let's go to the phone. How this works. We are
Speaker 2: looking for the best car sound. Thirteen twenty four ten
Speaker 2: is our number. The guy from Police Academy rings.
Speaker 6: We've got to give it to him, all right, one
Speaker 6: person will be walking away with the tickets.
Speaker 5: Let's start with Alisha from Listerfields.
Speaker 6: Have you got someone you'd like to take to the
Speaker 6: Formula one?
Speaker 11: Yes, my husband Jean.
Speaker 5: Okay, right, well let's see if we can win in
Speaker 5: some tickets. It's simple. You just have to do your best.
Speaker 5: F one car impersonally.
Speaker 2: Can you set the scene? Is this coming down the straight?
Speaker 2: Is this a gear change?
Speaker 8: We're coming down the street and we're like, it's sort.
Speaker 10: Of acute raced car.
Speaker 12: So it's going to sound.
Speaker 10: So it's going to be fast, fast all ready?
Speaker 5: Okay, quick it was, but that is actually what they
Speaker 5: sound like. They go, they're gone, you.
Speaker 2: Know they manage Alesha, you're winning at the moment. Let's
Speaker 2: go to call it too.
Speaker 5: May Resh from Hampton Park, good morning.
Speaker 2: Good morning, we are good. I was long. That's right.
Speaker 2: It's the best miss how you may Resh when you're
Speaker 2: ready take it away?
Speaker 5: All right, m.
Speaker 2: Not bad.
Speaker 3: He's gone through the gears, snee.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's changing.
Speaker 2: Not a strong start, but better. He's on the podium,
Speaker 2: yes he is. Let's go back morning, back morning. Dare
Speaker 2: I say this is yours for the taking?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Set the scene back. What's the car doing?
Speaker 10: We're flying down the space to finishing.
Speaker 2: Alright, bring the win when you're ready.
Speaker 3: All right? Did you run out of breath?
Speaker 2: Don't kill yourself winning? Dickens back. I would I'd be
Speaker 2: heading to the pits if I was driving that car.
Speaker 5: Prin, What do you think is Lisa? Is it?
Speaker 2: I think we could eliminate the first call for sure?
Speaker 5: Sorry Lisa, Okay, so is it any voters from the
Speaker 5: phone room.
Speaker 2: I'm stilling, I'm swaying towards Mayresh.
Speaker 3: I liked may Resh.
Speaker 6: I think it's may I love bex enthusiasm, I know,
Speaker 6: but you know.
Speaker 3: He may Resh may Resh?
Speaker 10: Yes, I can hear you.
Speaker 5: Have you got someone you'd like to take to the
Speaker 5: Grand Prix?
Speaker 2: Beautiful?
Speaker 6: Well you're off, Well done the Louverton, Thank you God,
Speaker 6: no worries, have a great time.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 13: Thanks a lot of guys.
Speaker 5: Do you have a team that you're following the Formula one?
Speaker 2: Not really, Hamilton, Hamilton, you are the Stephen of this contest.
Speaker 2: My friend just sliding in there.
Speaker 5: We're Osco Piastre fans in here. Claren.
Speaker 2: If you're sitting there screaming at the radio, going that's
Speaker 2: all they had to do to win their way to
Speaker 2: the Grand Prix. That's it, and I reckon you could
Speaker 2: do better tomorrow. We got more tickets to go, so
Speaker 2: make gen listening to when you added the Grand Prix
Speaker 2: here on nov.
Speaker 6: Hey, I've been talking about this for the last couple
Speaker 6: of weeks, and that is feed fast and don't switch
Speaker 6: off if you're not doing it. I know it's boring
Speaker 6: to talk about, but it was I'm going to real
Speaker 6: like a month twenty eight day big health kick.
Speaker 5: Question, like a reset.
Speaker 2: Is it just booze?
Speaker 5: No, I'm off a whole bunch of stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm doing it if I want to do it fast,
Speaker 2: Like I pick what.
Speaker 5: The fastest I think. I think it's booze, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because then there's drives a line.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, there's a bunch of them. I would suggest
Speaker 6: it's probably easier to do in winter than in this
Speaker 6: beautiful summer weather.
Speaker 2: But Margarita May, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: I thought it was that we made it to Matt
Speaker 6: and I had a girlfriend's birthday on Saturday night and
Speaker 6: I was like, yeah, of course I'll come. She was like,
Speaker 6: you don't have to come, and I was like no,
Speaker 6: I'm not. I can be social. I don't have a
Speaker 6: drinking problem. I'm not doing this because I've got a
Speaker 6: drinking problem or anything like that. I don't actually drink
Speaker 6: that much. I don't drink during the week. I just
Speaker 6: wanted to go a month without a bit of a healthcack,
Speaker 6: bit of a reset to the start of the year
Speaker 6: post holidays. Anyway, Paul then said, oh, we've got tickets
Speaker 6: Salute comes and I was like, great, I'll go for
Speaker 6: an hour. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was like, I can't.
Speaker 6: Believe I'm meeting an exit strategy. Anyway, I went to
Speaker 6: I went to the birthday and I felt really weird.
Speaker 6: I felt like a fish out of water, like I
Speaker 6: didn't know what to do with my hands.
Speaker 4: I felt like holding a drink.
Speaker 5: Well yeah, and I I was having drinking soda water.
Speaker 6: But then I felt like every person I spoke to
Speaker 6: I had to explain it like one of the girls,
Speaker 6: how are you?
Speaker 5: And I go, oh, I'm really boring. I'm doing fast and.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't happen. What is that about.
Speaker 6: I didn't you did three months off the booze when
Speaker 6: you did your big health kick, did you? I just
Speaker 6: feel like I didn't feel like myself.
Speaker 3: In that viron, I probably went into my shell a
Speaker 3: little bit. I was a bit more of a hermit.
Speaker 3: I just didn't go out for me because it's easier,
Speaker 3: but it's sad, and also because I've I've got a
Speaker 3: bad temptation problem.
Speaker 2: So but I would be the same. Unfortunately, that's what
Speaker 2: the culture in Australia has sort of gotten to like.
Speaker 2: Even yes, today, we went to the Sporting Globe to
Speaker 2: watch a bit of the bit the super Bowl, and
Speaker 2: I was in between you and Paul, your partner, and
Speaker 2: obviously you guys weren't drinking. You were the only two
Speaker 2: in the place I know.
Speaker 5: Not drinking. And I was so fine with that.
Speaker 6: But for some reason, and maybe it was because we
Speaker 6: were standing up, it was like a cocktail party. I
Speaker 6: don't know, I just and so people taking photos. I
Speaker 6: was like, oh, take the photos. It was like I
Speaker 6: needed something to do. I go to the bar in
Speaker 6: order for you. Well not, I don't think anyone really cared,
Speaker 6: but I felt like I needed to tell everyone.
Speaker 5: And then as a female, I felt like I had
Speaker 5: to be like, I'm not pregnant. I'm not I felt
Speaker 5: like I had to and thirteen.
Speaker 6: Twenty four ten give us a ring. If you are
Speaker 6: in a similar boat and you're navigating through it, fed
Speaker 6: fast or a health kick or whatever it is.
Speaker 2: If you don't drink, people think you've had twenty kids.
Speaker 2: Every party.
Speaker 6: It was just weird. I felt like I needed to
Speaker 6: justify it to everybody. I felt like I needed to
Speaker 6: I don't know. I felt like I didn't feel like myself,
Speaker 6: which is weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bringing the champagne, and it.
Speaker 5: Wasn't even like I really want to drink. I was
Speaker 5: just like, I don't. I just don't quite know what
Speaker 5: to do with myself.
Speaker 2: I would be a bit like you, where I just
Speaker 2: not go out or you keep yourself busy, like yesterday
Speaker 2: when we went to the pub to watch the football.
Speaker 2: We're only in there for twenty minutes, so, but imagine
Speaker 2: if we did, you end up going back because you
Speaker 2: said I'm going to.
Speaker 5: Go back after me because we had other stuff on it.
Speaker 2: I know, but I thought that would be hard.
Speaker 6: Yeah, a lot of my friends were there, and I'm
Speaker 6: fine socializing without drinking. We entertain a lot during the week,
Speaker 6: we go out a lot, and I don't drink during
Speaker 6: the week because it.
Speaker 5: Just hurts too much. Getting up at four o'clock in
Speaker 5: the morning.
Speaker 6: But I just I felt really odd, and maybe it
Speaker 6: was because it was the first weekend I was out.
Speaker 6: But yeah, I don't know my brother and sister and
Speaker 6: Laura doing it. She went to the bottle shop on
Speaker 6: Friday out of habit after work to get a bottle
Speaker 6: of wine.
Speaker 5: So have we dinner? And then she text me She's like,
Speaker 5: oh my god, I'm in the bottle shop.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm just like now panics and perusing the aisles
Speaker 6: for zero elk.
Speaker 5: Like it's a habit.
Speaker 3: That's funny. Well, I've meant to be doing feb Fast
Speaker 3: and I lasted five days. I went to lunch and.
Speaker 5: That was the champagne paint of Collida.
Speaker 6: That was you get up temptations see thirteen twenty four
Speaker 6: ten Give us a call if you're a bit too.
Speaker 6: It is quite funny though, like another one of our
Speaker 6: friends is doing it and he just will not go
Speaker 6: to anything social because he doesn't. But he reckons boys
Speaker 6: are worse, like my girlfriends are like good on you,
Speaker 6: where he's like, nah, the boys will hang it on me,
Speaker 6: which is we should be celebrating doing something for ourselves.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten if you want to join the show, if.
Speaker 6: You are like me doing fed fast, or you're on
Speaker 6: a health kick, because I am like, I am full
Speaker 6: of activities at the moment because I'm not on Like
Speaker 6: on a weekend, we might go to a winery, or
Speaker 6: we'll go go out for lunch with friends, and I'm
Speaker 6: kind of avoiding things.
Speaker 2: So do you find right? Because you were saying it's
Speaker 2: uncomfortable and you're in a situation you're like, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: not drinking, but thanks. Anyway, people sort of like they'll
Speaker 2: give you crap, but then when they work out they've
Speaker 2: got a driver.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're happy about advantage.
Speaker 5: No see, no one's no one's no one's teasing me.
Speaker 6: I think most people, I mean in general, if someone's
Speaker 6: doing something for the health, you should support.
Speaker 3: Do you feel better?
Speaker 6: But I feel amazing. I feel much better because I'm
Speaker 6: doing it. I'm off a whole bunch of stuff like
Speaker 6: sugar and all kinds of things. I took a few weeks.
Speaker 6: Though it was not good at the start off all
Speaker 6: the stuff, but it was it's actually in my own
Speaker 6: I feel like I have to tell everyone all the time.
Speaker 6: As soon as I was out for drinks, with friends
Speaker 6: are Lauren, I like.
Speaker 5: I'm boring. I'm boring, and you don't want to talk
Speaker 5: to me.
Speaker 2: Here's one for you, Julie in Heathmont. You brought up
Speaker 2: a good point. When you're not drinking, if you go
Speaker 2: out for a group dinner, the bill's going to be
Speaker 2: much lower because you're not.
Speaker 8: Drinking right well exactly, And I get where Lauren's coming
Speaker 8: from it if the onus is on you, you seem
Speaker 8: to see the spotlight on you. But I always just
Speaker 8: make me want to pay for all the bottles and
Speaker 8: bottles of wine. So I basically said, hey, hang on,
Speaker 8: I actually had soda water and I'm not putting into
Speaker 8: that business to be up the food. I'm happy to pay,
Speaker 8: but I did it for health reasons like you, Lauren.
Speaker 8: And it's, you know, like you've got to justify it
Speaker 8: all the time.
Speaker 5: It's weird, isn't it.
Speaker 6: No one actually cares, though, I don't know why I
Speaker 6: keep telling people I.
Speaker 10: Did it for nearly three years.
Speaker 8: I didn't have a drop of alcohol. I lost that
Speaker 8: twenty kilos. It's definitely a really great thing to do, but.
Speaker 5: Well done also to get back to it, unfortunately.
Speaker 2: Something Lauren needs to be looking at her age.
Speaker 5: You know what I mean, what my health or my weight?
Speaker 2: The health health health came out. I just didn't.
Speaker 3: I was looking at it in I just kept talking,
Speaker 3: to be honest, he just kept talking.
Speaker 5: You know, when we go out for a big dinner,
Speaker 5: if there's someone there.
Speaker 2: I just think, in your age, you're perfect.
Speaker 5: Thanks, Jase. That sounded boss same right back.
Speaker 3: At you, Carly, Save Jase.
Speaker 4: Please, Carlie.
Speaker 5: You not drinking at the moment.
Speaker 11: No, I'm up to I think this is our eighteenth
Speaker 11: year of doing SEB fast.
Speaker 5: Ah, So you just do the month. It's good, isn't it?
Speaker 11: Just two months? Like we go pretty hard over pretty
Speaker 11: much from Spring racing Carnival, the whole was.
Speaker 5: Through Carlie, you are me and I am you.
Speaker 6: September to January is just a blur a party.
Speaker 2: Can I ask, though, Carlie, when you hit March, is
Speaker 2: it all guns blazing or do you ease back into it?
Speaker 11: I know you actually ease back into it. Yeah. Lost,
Speaker 11: You've lost that skill set of being able to drink.
Speaker 5: So what are you doing? Like, are you doing anything different?
Speaker 3: Skill set? Brush over there telling.
Speaker 5: You you're not. It's like you're not you're not booze fee.
Speaker 2: I know no one could do a fire ball like you.
Speaker 5: You can't just go and run a marathon, mate, You've
Speaker 5: got to warm up.
Speaker 11: To it, exactly exactly. So no, probably we do eat
Speaker 11: healthier during seb Fast and like everyone's back at school,
Speaker 11: back at UNI, back at sports, so I try and
Speaker 11: keep myself busy and don't I don't socialize in February.
Speaker 2: That's the thing.
Speaker 6: It says you look forward to something at the end
Speaker 6: of the day, though, Carly, what is it that you
Speaker 6: hanging onto for the end of the.
Speaker 11: Day, sparkling water?
Speaker 5: Treat yourself?
Speaker 2: Which is going to say half a peck of DT Carli?
Speaker 2: Another Carli, you found love during fed fast.
Speaker 12: I guess you could say that my partner and I
Speaker 12: are trying to do six months of no drinking just
Speaker 12: to prove that we can do it. And like it's
Speaker 12: the same. We're at the stage where, like we got
Speaker 12: married last year episode, people are assuming, oh my god,
Speaker 12: you must be pregnant.
Speaker 6: But that's annoying, isn't it. Are you telling people that
Speaker 6: you're not there? I was like, Hi, I'm Lauren, I'm
Speaker 6: not I'm just I'm boring. I'm doing fast. I'm not pregnant.
Speaker 6: I'm just doing fed fast. And it's like a stranger
Speaker 6: at the supermarket going okay, cat, I'm.
Speaker 5: Not doing six months. Can I just say drink responsibly?
Speaker 2: Everyone listenings even going to a dry wedding.
Speaker 5: I went to a Mormon wedding.
Speaker 2: It's a long I mean speech is it a wedding?
Speaker 2: Are hard enough? But the full drive wedding I went to.
Speaker 5: I went to what was it? Were they morments?
Speaker 2: I believe? So that was something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they went fun, that's what they went.
Speaker 2: Morning Melbourne, it has just gone four past eight. A
Speaker 2: very big celeb has run up a very big bill
Speaker 2: at a takeaway establishment here in Melbourne. We're going to
Speaker 2: dive into that coming up very soon and we're going
Speaker 2: to try and do the same. First though, stand by,
Speaker 2: we're going to Karen on the line, Karen, good morning.
Speaker 12: Oh good morning everyone.
Speaker 5: Are your fun Karen?
Speaker 11: Yes, I promise, Oh my gosh, I hate that.
Speaker 14: My name is Karen.
Speaker 5: Tell me my name is.
Speaker 2: The most crazy fun thing you've done in the last week?
Speaker 11: Oh you know what that's really say?
Speaker 12: Isn't next?
Speaker 5: I haven't done anything?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: Well you've got the fun ye coming up though. You've
Speaker 6: got your daughter's eighteenth, your son's twenty first. He's saving
Speaker 6: for a holiday. It's going to kill me.
Speaker 15: And you've just.
Speaker 5: Finished, you've just finished walking the dog. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 5: good morning.
Speaker 10: It has been, has been a lovely morning.
Speaker 6: Beautiful out there. All right, Cas, let's see if we
Speaker 6: can win you some cash. I've got a hard question
Speaker 6: for five thousand dollars, a medium question for five hundred,
Speaker 6: or an easy question for fifty bucks.
Speaker 5: What are you thinking?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 2: I think I'll just the five thousand a question. You
Speaker 2: will hear a three two one. You have to answer
Speaker 2: in that time.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, all right, this good luck?
Speaker 5: Getible?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is gettable. Casting mind back is a huge
Speaker 2: news story.
Speaker 3: Pistol and Boo were the infamous dogs of which celebrity three.
Speaker 5: It was Johnny Deppon never heard. Remember they built them
Speaker 5: into Australia illegally. Barnaby said no.
Speaker 6: No, they supported our Cas.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, that's it.
Speaker 10: That's all good, all this fun getting through.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what dollar skin control pack coming your way.
Speaker 11: Amazing, amazing, joy, beautiful skin.
Speaker 3: But you know she's got even better skin.
Speaker 2: Now, what did Amber heard do to Johnny, Oh no, that's.
Speaker 6: Like the speed poopyed on his sleeping quarters on his bed.
Speaker 2: But yeah, wasn't it wasn't you're talking to me.
Speaker 3: Look at my toddler on the pillow.
Speaker 2: Wasn't it she went peepy on the sleeping quarters.
Speaker 6: Because I'm trying to make it sound cute and it's
Speaker 6: not cute. It's revolting.
Speaker 5: She did. It was all played out.
Speaker 6: Remember the court case was so public and it was
Speaker 6: live and the like the judge or the I don't know,
Speaker 6: prosecutor said, miss.
Speaker 5: Hurd, did you go poopy on the bed?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 2: You don't see that on judge You probably would.
Speaker 5: See that on judge duty.
Speaker 6: Actually, hey, everyone in Melbourne has Drake favor at the moment.
Speaker 6: People are spotting him everywhere. He's cruising around the streets.
Speaker 6: People are excited. My friend who lives in my street,
Speaker 6: he went last night and he took a bunch of
Speaker 6: the kids from our street. He was like, the cool dad,
Speaker 6: you straight, who's sending the street group chat the kids
Speaker 6: in all emerch. I said to him, surely Drake's got
Speaker 6: to do something amazing tonight. Make sure you tell me
Speaker 6: what it is. And he sent me this audio. It's amazing.
Speaker 4: Well, my boy right here, he has.
Speaker 6: A sign it says fun the lad's your old trip.
Speaker 3: I'll be happy.
Speaker 1: Me and my friend we're gonna pay for y'all three's
Speaker 1: trip to go to General.
Speaker 9: Oh so one of the boys to turn off, and
Speaker 9: I like this girl's sign right here too.
Speaker 5: This girl has a sign that says for fun of my.
Speaker 6: Company, Poppy, what is your company?
Speaker 3: It's a tech company.
Speaker 5: Damn.
Speaker 2: I don't know how much it costs to start a
Speaker 2: tech company, but I'm gonna give you like thirty grand
Speaker 2: us to start and.
Speaker 6: I we'll see a little girl names thirty grand us
Speaker 6: is also like sixty grand Australian.
Speaker 2: He's like, just giving him money.
Speaker 3: It's a real charm offensive, isn't it.
Speaker 5: Well he started.
Speaker 2: It's just so all the signs up people last for
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 6: The night before, no people weren't asking for money. A
Speaker 6: guy just had to sign. A girl had a sign
Speaker 6: that said something about his kid, and he was like,
Speaker 6: oh my god, you're giving love to my family.
Speaker 5: I'm going to give you twenty k. She was like what.
Speaker 6: And then another girl said, kiss me Drake, and it's
Speaker 6: my birthday. Kiss me Drake, and he said, look at
Speaker 6: that sign up there. I mean, I can't see you
Speaker 6: well enough to know if I want to kiss you,
Speaker 6: but I'll give you twenty grand.
Speaker 5: He's just like and is she money out left front
Speaker 5: and center?
Speaker 2: Anybody going to Drake tonight a bit now like today?
Speaker 6: Well now people are trying to make creative signs about
Speaker 6: fund my company.
Speaker 5: I want to go to Europe.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what he's wrong on the cash round
Speaker 2: because I put on nine News last night and I
Speaker 2: saw he made headlines over He's tummy.
Speaker 16: More than two and a half thousand dollars worth of
Speaker 16: Perry Perry Chicken requested at Rod Laver Arena, the mammoth
Speaker 16: order placed by superstar wrapper Drake just minutes before his
Speaker 16: first Melbourne show.
Speaker 5: His bill included.
Speaker 16: Sixty raps, twenty large chips and fifteen whole chickens.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of chicken. Is one of the head
Speaker 2: birds down at Nando's Morning Tom, Morning Tom.
Speaker 13: Hey Jay, thanks for having me on.
Speaker 3: We love you and Nandos by the way, we loved.
Speaker 2: Is it true you're the one that delivered the order
Speaker 2: to Drake.
Speaker 13: Yeah, absolutely true. I went down there on both Sunday
Speaker 13: night and Monday nights to rob lavor and drop the
Speaker 13: food off myself.
Speaker 6: So did he like, is he on over eight ordering it?
Speaker 6: Or how does Drake put in his order? Because I
Speaker 6: did see on that receipt it's in customer Drake.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 13: So I was you know as you do on a
Speaker 13: Saturday afternoon, I was at a friend's house enjoying a
Speaker 13: cold beer barbecue about to fire up. And I've got
Speaker 13: a textra an unknown American phone number, and that number
Speaker 13: happens to be Drake's manager looking to I think spice
Speaker 13: up Rob Laver's catering options a little bit, right, Yeah,
Speaker 13: back and forth and the way we went.
Speaker 3: Because Tom, there is some rumors abound that he has
Speaker 3: a black card and Nando's black card.
Speaker 13: Sure, Clint, I get asked that question a hell of
Speaker 13: a lot. Afraid I can't fishally confirm nor deny any
Speaker 13: existence of black cards.
Speaker 4: I'm afraid a black cards exist.
Speaker 5: Well, I remember talking about what the girl got to
Speaker 5: do to get a black card.
Speaker 2: I remember Hamish and Andy had a black card back
Speaker 2: in the day, and again confirmed or deny Tom, but
Speaker 2: and he told me that apparently it got revoked because
Speaker 2: they were going to the licensed Nando stores.
Speaker 13: They're just.
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, did you meet Drake?
Speaker 13: Unfortunately not so, as I kind of got ushered in
Speaker 13: under this kind of secret passage under the rod labor.
Speaker 13: I could still hear the concert going on, So I
Speaker 13: kind of got meat and greeted by a big group
Speaker 13: of his entourage, kind of embezzled in big necklaces and
Speaker 13: pulling all over the place.
Speaker 5: He's a post show feed. Were you dressed as a
Speaker 5: Perry Peary chicken?
Speaker 4: Tom?
Speaker 5: Did you go in in mascot or what? Did you
Speaker 5: wear a uniform?
Speaker 13: I love the brand, but I think probably me dressing
Speaker 13: as a dried chip is probably go above.
Speaker 6: And you've already you just put the barbecue on. You've
Speaker 6: already given up your Saturday night.
Speaker 2: Where's your commitment, Tom?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Huge?
Speaker 13: Take the food back?
Speaker 2: Have you have you got the order there to go
Speaker 2: through it?
Speaker 13: I have.
Speaker 17: Through?
Speaker 2: What do you order?
Speaker 13: Over the two nights? It was forty whole chickens, one
Speaker 13: hundred and twenty Paronase Classic U, forty halloming Ra pitters,
Speaker 13: a couple of hundred ribs, a couple of undred tenders
Speaker 13: for chips, and special oppress the extra extra hot sauce
Speaker 13: bottles there like spicy?
Speaker 3: Was there any PERI prie chipped dip?
Speaker 13: No pay per chipped it? Extra couple?
Speaker 3: Yeah, complimentary?
Speaker 5: Did you give him some merch.
Speaker 13: The other way around?
Speaker 15: Right?
Speaker 2: Good, good call. Now listen, I did mention to Tom
Speaker 2: off the air before our chat, anything drink can do.
Speaker 5: We can do better, We can.
Speaker 2: Do any better and rage except seeing I.
Speaker 5: Was singing by me, it was hard to sing that.
Speaker 2: Tom Drake ran up a tab. What's the chance of
Speaker 2: us setting up a Jason and Lauren tab today at
Speaker 2: a Nando's and we shout our listeners free lunch.
Speaker 13: I reckon, that's an absolute ripper idea. I reckon. My
Speaker 13: boss might get fostered me, but I love it.
Speaker 2: We're absolutely all done because we know.
Speaker 3: We can do.
Speaker 2: Better, anything better.
Speaker 5: We're not giving away.
Speaker 2: Okay, So what about this? What about if we take
Speaker 2: over Nando's Inn in Richmond?
Speaker 5: Which one?
Speaker 2: What's what's your address there at the Richmond store there, Tom.
Speaker 13: It's six eighty Dick Street. It's down on the waterfront
Speaker 13: there by the river.
Speaker 3: It's eighty what Street, Victoria Street?
Speaker 4: Victoria Street, Victoria have some.
Speaker 2: Perry Perry chips overlooking the water.
Speaker 3: That's it. That's one of the really flashed flash.
Speaker 2: Now, how about this, first fifty people down there at
Speaker 2: midday we will shout them lunch.
Speaker 5: I love this.
Speaker 2: Does that work for you?
Speaker 3: Tom?
Speaker 18: Let's do it Naty Victoria Street?
Speaker 4: What time mid day?
Speaker 2: Mid day today? I'll be down there ready to feed
Speaker 2: the first fifty will chicken?
Speaker 5: Are you going to save some for the fifty people
Speaker 5: that come down?
Speaker 2: All right now it's the first forty nine, Tom jumping
Speaker 2: on mate.
Speaker 13: Thanks guys, it's your the rest of your day.
Speaker 2: Good on you.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 2: We'll do a Drake today. We will shout your lunch Melbourne.
Speaker 3: First.
Speaker 6: Why are we doing that, Chase, I'll tell you why
Speaker 6: we're doing it Melbourne, because.
Speaker 5: Anything Drake can do, we can do better. We can
Speaker 5: do anything better than.
Speaker 2: Drake Nando's Shuman Store. First fifty people today at midday
Speaker 2: I will see you down there and we will shout
Speaker 2: you lunch, Melbourne.
Speaker 5: What's happened in your house.
Speaker 2: Last night during what I referred to as black hawk
Speaker 2: down hour?
Speaker 5: What what is so? What time are we looking at
Speaker 5: between five thirty and seven?
Speaker 2: I'd say, I'd say from about five o'clock black Cork down.
Speaker 3: Here, So does that include food, bathe meltdown tea?
Speaker 5: What time do your children go to bed?
Speaker 2: Archie about six?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's he's three.
Speaker 6: Once does he sleep all the way till he facetied
Speaker 6: and I said how much sleep did you get last night?
Speaker 5: And he goes four hours? I was like, oh, okay, No, wonder.
Speaker 3: That that's that idea?
Speaker 2: Is it? It's not Clinton? Not at the moment. What
Speaker 2: about the other attackers, the other attackers, you know, just
Speaker 2: after seven? Although last night I was trying to get
Speaker 2: him known as early as possible because my wife, your
Speaker 2: wife said hey babe, I've got to.
Speaker 5: Get She didn't say, hey babe, hey, I've.
Speaker 2: Got a game when the kids get down, I got
Speaker 2: a game for us to play.
Speaker 3: Did you emerge in.
Speaker 6: Neglig what we What were you saying yesterday?
Speaker 5: I still don't know. Why were you talking about Teddy yesterday?
Speaker 5: He's a Teddy a ninety.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 6: But she had a brass thing, brasiers and things with
Speaker 6: a teddy hang on, a Teddy.
Speaker 3: A Teddy ninety.
Speaker 2: She wasn't in the teddy. Sure.
Speaker 5: I can't even spell lingree.
Speaker 3: Focus give us the look, gives the look.
Speaker 5: Well, it sort of comes up as many things. Is
Speaker 5: that a teddy?
Speaker 3: I don't know. She wasn't wearing.
Speaker 5: Sparkling red brow and bottom. Honey, three hundred dollars. There's
Speaker 5: not a lot of fabric in it.
Speaker 4: For three hundred.
Speaker 2: It's a set, is what I wasn't wearing. So anyway,
Speaker 2: I've gotten the kids down pretty much, begging at them
Speaker 2: to go to bed. Daddy's been told, you know, got
Speaker 2: something oughtant to do.
Speaker 5: Don't say daddy in the same story about your wife.
Speaker 5: Daddy's got something on.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've come right down those stairs.
Speaker 5: And slipping yourself like real sexy.
Speaker 2: There is slate, there is slate. What are we doing?
Speaker 2: And that's when she pulled out a card game.
Speaker 3: Called the fair Play, not the four Play.
Speaker 2: No, that's what I want.
Speaker 3: Fair The fair Play.
Speaker 5: Teddy seems unreasonable for this game.
Speaker 2: She wasn't wearing a teddy. This is a couple's conversation
Speaker 2: deck for prioritizing what's important.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I need this too, clar This is
Speaker 6: what couples do. This is what exactly you to be honest, So.
Speaker 2: You lay out all these cards on the and it's
Speaker 2: all the little jobs that you were doing. Relationships like
Speaker 2: what like birthday celebrations. Who's the one that always organizes
Speaker 2: the presence?
Speaker 3: I see that's a shame game.
Speaker 5: That would be lo or me because you've forgotten.
Speaker 2: I'll do it for you, tutoring or coaching the kids, tutoring?
Speaker 3: Who needs a marriage and romance?
Speaker 5: She's wearing a teddy?
Speaker 6: And then did she get up photos of all of
Speaker 6: her friends and put them in a row, and so
Speaker 6: rank them in order of most?
Speaker 18: Would prefer that that?
Speaker 5: What other? What other thing? Give me some give?
Speaker 18: Well?
Speaker 2: What I thought we would do is I would read
Speaker 2: out the cards and you could tell us who does
Speaker 2: what at your.
Speaker 5: Place, whether it's lives with a beagle?
Speaker 2: No, not clean god, No, I meant you and your
Speaker 2: it's a.
Speaker 3: Very happy relationship. I might have you.
Speaker 2: I reckon these games. I don't know how they're going
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 5: These aren't games. Is not a game? Okay, this is
Speaker 5: not a game.
Speaker 2: I want to Okay, who does so?
Speaker 5: It's out of Paul and I.
Speaker 2: You do those ones? All right, I'll start first.
Speaker 5: What do I have to say?
Speaker 2: So you tell us. I'll hold up the card and
Speaker 2: you tell us if it is you or fiance Paul
Speaker 2: that does this In the relationship. Who is the money
Speaker 2: manager who looks after the money in the relationship?
Speaker 5: Both of us?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's got to be one of the
Speaker 2: only one person gets a card. Me, that's a lie.
Speaker 5: Me, it's me.
Speaker 2: Right, you can have the poet who sorts out all
Speaker 2: the mail that comes in.
Speaker 6: Oh no, that's neither of us. Neither of us. That
Speaker 6: neither of us.
Speaker 5: We're tops.
Speaker 2: What about the travel in the relationship?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: Okay, home renovation.
Speaker 6: A builder, air tasker. Do you know that light globe
Speaker 6: I've been talking about since the first day back? Still,
Speaker 6: we had the geeks to you come over yesterday to
Speaker 6: help us to set up.
Speaker 2: What they like?
Speaker 4: Geeky great, you want me to have garbage?
Speaker 2: Who sorts out the garbage at home? Who except the bins?
Speaker 6: Well, we have a cleaner that comes on Mondays and
Speaker 6: it's we organize her to come on midnights and she
Speaker 6: puts them out.
Speaker 2: Back, because forbid, you couldn't walk out a wheelie bit.
Speaker 6: I bring them in on a Tuesday or whatever day,
Speaker 6: Monday afternoon.
Speaker 18: You got a couple of laundry, I mean I would
Speaker 18: do more than no, no, no, I don't know who would
Speaker 18: do the laundry.
Speaker 2: Sorry me, you can't lie in the game, like the
Speaker 2: game is not going to work for you. Lie.
Speaker 3: And this one who wears the Teddy loves it Eddy.
Speaker 4: What's that one auto who looks up the car.
Speaker 2: Oh not me, she's busy bringing in the empty bin
Speaker 2: and doing the laundry.
Speaker 6: No, I don't put the bins out, but I if
Speaker 6: if I see them, I bring them in. But I
Speaker 6: tend to drive in the garage around the back. The
Speaker 6: bin's got the front.
Speaker 2: The only person running in from the car closing your eyes,
Speaker 2: I didn't see.
Speaker 6: It gets to the point that sometimes the neighbors are like,
Speaker 6: you guys home, John us to bring your bins in.
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, yeah, we're here, but it'd be great
Speaker 6: if you can bring them in for us.
Speaker 19: Jason Lorenz devil, Well, let's do it.
Speaker 2: Have you been running the bills up over so we
Speaker 2: are here to pay them.
Speaker 6: We are playing debt rulette, Melbourne. You register your bills
Speaker 6: or tell us what bills you have.
Speaker 5: One by one.
Speaker 6: You get to tell us which one you want to
Speaker 6: do first. We'll tap our credit card on the bill.
Speaker 6: It is either declined or accepted. If it's accepted, you
Speaker 6: move on to the next bill. You can either walk
Speaker 6: away with what you've got or you can go again,
Speaker 6: and if it is declined, you lose it all.
Speaker 2: We got greedy yesterday and lost the lot. Let's go
Speaker 2: to morning to this morning. Hello, am I?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 8: How are you?
Speaker 2: We are good? So I'm looking at your bills here. Yep,
Speaker 2: the old rates get you spinny, horrendous and thirty two.
Speaker 2: I've got the credit card bill for three hundred hairdress bill.
Speaker 10: My head on today, so I'd like to get that paid.
Speaker 5: Well, that's fairly reasonable. Mine costs some and a lead that's.
Speaker 12: Well, I was, I'm getting a cut in color, but yeah,
Speaker 12: I'm not.
Speaker 13: I'm not going the hole amount. I don't want to
Speaker 13: be too greedy.
Speaker 5: Just a contributtion.
Speaker 6: Getting your head down as a female is like sending
Speaker 6: you to an early grave.
Speaker 2: You know where you could go?
Speaker 5: What it's just a tiny little bit of die? Is
Speaker 5: it so expensive?
Speaker 2: Radio station? I used to work out in Brisbane Underneath
Speaker 2: was the Tafe hair studio, Oh.
Speaker 6: Yeah house, and I'd always walk past. We need models,
Speaker 6: and I was like, should I do it? Or am
Speaker 6: I going to come out with a moh, a purple moh?
Speaker 6: Because I don't think you get to choose what.
Speaker 2: Emma, what bill do you want us to tap first?
Speaker 2: The rate's a credit card or the hair bill?
Speaker 10: Yeah, let's do the rates. Let's get the big one.
Speaker 2: Oh we're going to biggie seven hundred and thirty two bucks.
Speaker 15: Yep, happy day, seven thirty bucks.
Speaker 2: That's a good.
Speaker 6: Now do you want to do you want to tap
Speaker 6: for your credit card? Or do you want to tap
Speaker 6: for a contribution to getting your hairded?
Speaker 5: Or do you want to walk?
Speaker 13: I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'll go to the credit card.
Speaker 13: I'll just I'll.
Speaker 3: Try one more time, roll the dice.
Speaker 10: I'm going to regret this.
Speaker 11: Oh god, okay, yeah, let's just do it.
Speaker 2: Seven we have sordered for the rates bill. Are you
Speaker 2: about to get your credit card wiped as well? Or
Speaker 2: are you going to lose the lot? Are you ready
Speaker 2: for me to tap?
Speaker 6: Yep?
Speaker 5: Ja, that's so many.
Speaker 19: Idiot?
Speaker 5: Oh well, the rights are sorry about it.
Speaker 3: Should have to work.
Speaker 2: Should have done the hair in the credit canou?
Speaker 13: I shouldn't have been greedy anyway.
Speaker 2: That's all right.
Speaker 5: No, that's it's a bit of fun. That's how the
Speaker 5: game goes.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what you're not going away, m d handed.
Speaker 2: How about I check your tw hundred dollar rooftop? About
Speaker 2: you to go to QT?
Speaker 10: Oh that'd be amazing, Thank you, Joy.
Speaker 2: Summer starts at rooftop At QT, Melbourn's Hotness rooftop are
Speaker 2: the ultimate spot to soak in the long summer days
Speaker 2: and city skyline views. You enjoy a little cocktail on us.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much, No worries.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow morning we do it again, debt Roulette. If you're
Speaker 2: not greedy, a lot of money could be coming your way.
Speaker 2: Here on over, we're catching up with the cast of
Speaker 2: this movie.
Speaker 1: Richie Jones is one of the few films so iconic
Speaker 1: that it defined the culture of an entire generation.
Speaker 3: How few Madness Jed the.
Speaker 1: Fourth and final installment, Mad About a Boy, is ready
Speaker 1: to hit our screens.
Speaker 5: Bridget Jones, It's time.
Speaker 1: To me please, Welcome to the show. Stars of the movie, Renees, Elwig.
Speaker 3: I'm to it, tel Edgio for and Leo what all?
Speaker 16: Who?
Speaker 17: Hello?
Speaker 15: Hello?
Speaker 18: Hello?
Speaker 2: How are you god?
Speaker 3: Hi was a welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: We are so excited to have you on because I
Speaker 2: personally need you to fill some gaps in the movie
Speaker 2: for me, because someone was quite loud when they were crying.
Speaker 6: Oh it's a roller coaster.
Speaker 5: I laughed, I cried, I sobbed.
Speaker 3: But you did it all very loud. Please, there wasn't.
Speaker 5: A dry Ima cinema. Congratulations.
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm a huge fan of the Bridget Jones series.
Speaker 6: But when you get asked to come back for a
Speaker 6: fourth installment and Bridget has changed so much, Rene, did
Speaker 6: you have to really consider it and think about whether
Speaker 6: you wanted to be the widow and the cougar and all.
Speaker 5: These different things she now embodies.
Speaker 17: No, consider not a thing. I love this character.
Speaker 3: I love her.
Speaker 17: I can't wait to see who she is in this
Speaker 17: chapter of her life and to spend time in her universe,
Speaker 17: and to go to work with these guys I.
Speaker 5: Mean, come on, well, I mean too.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can imagine it was quite the rig off
Speaker 6: between you two fellas.
Speaker 5: I must say, recognize I love that phrase.
Speaker 11: I'm just learning that phrase and it's great.
Speaker 6: Was there a bit of competition in the gym between
Speaker 6: the two of you when preparing for this film?
Speaker 9: No, because I had no idea that Chewto was so
Speaker 9: damn ripped, so I didn't think I was. And then
Speaker 9: when I saw that hits A one by a landslide.
Speaker 18: I was.
Speaker 2: Like me, we're under cover fit. We just don't like
Speaker 2: to get it out a lot, do we exactly? Hi?
Speaker 5: You like, well, I'm staying on this topic to hotel.
Speaker 6: I think you've made every mum that goes to or
Speaker 6: dad who goes to school drop off now look at
Speaker 6: like the yappy teacher and I think I wonder what
Speaker 6: is under there?
Speaker 5: There might be more.
Speaker 2: At my kids' school. Most people do the drive through
Speaker 2: so they don't have to get out. I guarantee you
Speaker 2: after everyone goes to the movies Thursday and sees there's
Speaker 2: the amount of I'm parking and I'm coming in.
Speaker 6: Hate Leo at the first Bridge Jones's I came out
Speaker 6: in two thousand and one, I think, and I think
Speaker 6: you were four. So had you seen these films growing up?
Speaker 6: Did you go back and watch the originals?
Speaker 2: Were you're watching it four years OLDO on, yeah, one.
Speaker 9: Day probably, but I had no idea what was happening.
Speaker 9: But I yeah, I grew up with them.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 9: You know, I watched it probably every year at Christmas,
Speaker 9: and there was no need to revisit because, like a
Speaker 9: lot of people, Bridget just you know, is everyone's favorite friend.
Speaker 9: Maybe not favorite, because that's kind of sad.
Speaker 2: What about yourself, Chiel?
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, I mean I was not for but yeah close, Yeah,
Speaker 14: not at all the but I loved it. You know,
Speaker 14: when I when I when I watched Bridget Jones, I
Speaker 14: just I just remember that time. You know, it was
Speaker 14: all about Bridget at that point, and it was you know,
Speaker 14: the book and before that the column, you know, the
Speaker 14: actual diaries themselves, and it was just it was a
Speaker 14: it was a really wonderful time. And and you know,
Speaker 14: the film is so brilliant, so fun, so iconic, and
Speaker 14: so just to be part of that universe is really wonderful.
Speaker 2: So we've we've sort of got you love this one night.
Speaker 2: We've got our own sort of Bridget Jones on the team.
Speaker 2: Lauren is pretty much her. In fact, you've got a
Speaker 2: similar situation to the movie coming up this weekend, which
Speaker 2: I know you're freaking out about it.
Speaker 6: I actually do, and I'd love an answer from Bridget
Speaker 6: Jones perspective. I've been invited to a fortieth birthday and
Speaker 6: on the invitation it says come dressed as a Tellytubby
Speaker 6: and I don't know if I've just got that invitation,
Speaker 6: and I'm gonna have my Bridget Jones's moment.
Speaker 5: What do I do?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: Oh that's pretty.
Speaker 17: I see you lean into it. I see good for it.
Speaker 17: You can't lose it a party dressed as a teletubby.
Speaker 5: In my opinion, I mean, you know it's going to
Speaker 5: be interesting.
Speaker 2: Actually, I thought when you said you have a Bridge
Speaker 2: of Jone situation coming up, I thought you meant you're
Speaker 2: gonna look up a twenty eight year old this week.
Speaker 17: She might she might dress as a teletubby.
Speaker 2: I don't know the going with her, so that's not
Speaker 2: going to go down.
Speaker 5: Well, I never know your laugh costume.
Speaker 6: There's so many throwback moments in the film. I mean
Speaker 6: pulling out your old panties and saying.
Speaker 5: Hello, old friend.
Speaker 6: There's all these incredibly nostalgic moments in the film. When
Speaker 6: you first read the script, that did that draw you
Speaker 6: back into it?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 14: All of it?
Speaker 17: You know the friend, This is the reintroduction of her.
Speaker 17: You know her boss, and you know her universe. Really,
Speaker 17: you know, I'm a sucker. I love this character and
Speaker 17: I have for you know, a quarter of a century.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6: It is a bit of a reunion though with Hugh Grant.
Speaker 5: Having the whole cast together must have just been magic
Speaker 5: for you.
Speaker 17: That's what it felt like. It felt like a big
Speaker 17: reunion and true friendships that you know, we forged over
Speaker 17: twenty five years. So it's always so special. And I
Speaker 17: love those little winks that you're talking about, because that's life,
Speaker 17: isn't it. You know, totally certain things you know follow
Speaker 17: us throughout?
Speaker 3: Do you have?
Speaker 6: I mean, look, obviously you're an incredible actress and you've
Speaker 6: been in many things, but you are you are Bridget
Speaker 6: Jones when I look at you, Do you carry many
Speaker 6: of those qualities with you?
Speaker 3: Do?
Speaker 5: You see yourself in her and her in you all the.
Speaker 17: Time, especially in these sorts of circumstances, red carpets, it's
Speaker 17: not your think, well, you're supposed to look nice, and
Speaker 17: you're supposed to you know, be I don't know, on
Speaker 17: your best.
Speaker 5: It's it's never the truth. It's always fake it till
Speaker 5: you make it.
Speaker 2: You know, like me, she doesn't like to leave a
Speaker 2: suburb or a couch. Oh that makes me so much happier. Hey,
Speaker 2: I know, just quickly before we let you go. There's
Speaker 2: been some hint that the writer said, this is the
Speaker 2: last one. She will tell you'd love it to continue,
Speaker 2: no doubt because you've just signed on to the franchise.
Speaker 2: There is there any chance of another one down the track.
Speaker 14: Well, I mean, I guess that's up to Helen and
Speaker 14: we'll we'll have to see. She's she's definitely sad at
Speaker 14: the moment that that's that, that is it, but but
Speaker 14: you never know.
Speaker 4: Come on, Helen, come on, Helen.
Speaker 2: I'm with you.
Speaker 5: Leah, come on, Helen.
Speaker 2: There is not many sequels apart from Police Academy that
Speaker 2: have gone on this long and has been this strong. Congratulations,
Speaker 2: it was a ripping movie.
Speaker 5: We loved it.
Speaker 6: Well done, guys, very much.
Speaker 2: Thank you for being returns tomorrow. Hey, guys, we're chatting
Speaker 2: about earlier. Drake is in town. He has run up
Speaker 2: quite the tab at Nando's. Loves the chock a few grand,
Speaker 2: so he.
Speaker 6: Loves the Perry Perry Chips, who.
Speaker 3: Does forty chickens whole chickens at.
Speaker 5: Chicken We need a lot of protein. Is ripped.
Speaker 6: I haven't seen the rigsume he's ripped if he's eating forty.
Speaker 2: Chickens as we said earlier, and needs a lot of chickens.
Speaker 5: Isn't there a chicken shortage?
Speaker 2: Anything Drake can do, we can do better. So we
Speaker 2: have a.
Speaker 5: Can you play. I mean it looks I put a
Speaker 5: lot of effort into this. Anything Drake can do, we
Speaker 5: can do better. We can do anything better.
Speaker 2: Than So today we have a Jason and Lauren tab
Speaker 2: set up at Nando's in Richmond.
Speaker 6: Six hundred and eighty Victoria Street from midday.
Speaker 5: We want to shout you lunch Melbourne.
Speaker 2: I'll be down there at midday. First fifty people.
Speaker 3: Jace is like, you're going to be like more cop.
Speaker 5: Jace is hoping body comes those. I think you eat
Speaker 5: all fifty.
Speaker 3: It's all my give chicken.
Speaker 2: Give out a fake address. First fifty people, Nando's Richmond, midday.
Speaker 2: Today we will shout at lunch. Have a great day.
Speaker 2: Everyone will see tomorrow.
Speaker 19: Bye, Jason Lauren, Jason.
Speaker 5: Lauren wake up feeling good on number one hundred.
Speaker 19: Jason Lauren on socials