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Speaker 1: City and with Kate Ritchie podcast.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't sleep last night.

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Speaker 1: You wanted more, didn't you?

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Speaker 2: I wanted more of the far too personal Trainer. Wow,

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Speaker 2: because I think I haven't had enough of the book.

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Speaker 2: We've read excerpts on the show, and I've got involved

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Speaker 2: and I've done the reading, but it's like they're like teasers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sure you want more. You just getting pieces of

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Speaker 1: the puzzle, aren't you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah? And I mean Ryan Shelton what he was skyting

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Speaker 2: yesterday on air that he had a full copy of

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Speaker 2: the book, but it only read the first ten pages.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if that's because the plot's not killing

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Speaker 2: has written.

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Speaker 1: The book and read the book. No, No, so I

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Speaker 1: haven't really even read it.

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Speaker 3: You haven't even read it.

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Speaker 1: I don't read books. I write them, guys. I'm an author.

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Speaker 1: Now I've created a masterpiece, and Kate's just discovering it

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Speaker 1: as we're all discovering. We're all learning about this erotic

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Speaker 1: fiction together, which I think is exciting.

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Speaker 2: I saw you on Instagram yesterday even offering your services

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Speaker 2: to I mean, I'm glad you didn't offer me are

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Speaker 2: but you are quite happy to even go and do

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Speaker 2: a reading at a.

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Speaker 3: Book club, book club?

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Speaker 1: I mean, who wants Pen's party? Hence you name it.

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Speaker 1: I will turn up at your place that in twenty

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Speaker 1: four to ten and do a reading. Okay. And if

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Speaker 1: it's a scene where they say two people, Kate, you

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Speaker 1: can come with me, which is great news, Kate, Richie's

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Speaker 1: locked and loaded. You're such a fan of the book.

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Speaker 2: That's what you've given me today is a scene where

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Speaker 2: there are two like you who no, I don't want

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Speaker 2: to I don't want to read with you. Who are

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Speaker 2: the two characters we've got Ben the personal trainer.

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Speaker 1: And m Emily s.

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Speaker 2: You were expecting a lot of me today, So what

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Speaker 2: I thought was rather than me reading all of the roles,

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Speaker 2: you know, and I mean I just want to.

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Speaker 1: Invest in m right, Okay you will Emily.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So what I thought i'd do is find someone to

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Speaker 2: read with me. And I have a little surprise for

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Speaker 2: you this morning, guys. So I'm not going to read

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Speaker 2: with you with her, and I'm not even reading with

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Speaker 2: Fitzy or Tim, but I have found someone who was

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Speaker 2: free this morning. They've done their fair share of reality TV,

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Speaker 2: but they are also an actor as well. Neighbors actor

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Speaker 2: Opposite Home and away, actor, Please, welcome to the studio,

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Speaker 2: the Divine Tim Robot.

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Speaker 1: Kidding me, this robot nothing but a bow tie?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, I don't. That was was not in

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Speaker 2: my That wasn't in my brief.

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Speaker 1: This is Tim, Why do you always seem to lose

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Speaker 1: your shirt? Mate?

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Speaker 3: I got here and one of your producers just said,

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Speaker 3: I really hate asking this, but we've had some requests.

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Speaker 3: And then they brought out a bow tie. Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: is a Tuesday morning?

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Speaker 2: Is this you prepped? This is you just rocking up?

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Speaker 1: But timlucky, I've had a bit of a shape.

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Speaker 2: It was like when you even when you want to

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Speaker 2: say it's the photo in the paper.

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Speaker 1: They're like, Tim, can you just take your top off again?

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Speaker 3: Please?

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Speaker 1: Mate? You're a personal trainer, Tommy, you've done a few

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Speaker 1: more years in a master's degree. But there's so much more.

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Speaker 2: There's so much more to him, which was why I

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Speaker 2: thought he would be perfect to read the personal trainer.

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Speaker 1: He has the acting experience. Oh my god, I mean, Tick,

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Speaker 1: it's getting hot in here.

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Speaker 2: If you're happy, Thank you so much for saying yes

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Speaker 2: to this this week.

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Speaker 3: I haven't actually had to read of it yet, but

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Speaker 3: that's okay.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's alright, either of I. We can workshop it together.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So do you want me to help paint the

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Speaker 1: picture case the scene? Because I thought I was going

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Speaker 1: to be reading, but obviously I've got somebody far more

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Speaker 1: first to be right qualified qualified. So this stage of

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Speaker 1: the book is towards the end. This guy Ben, right,

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Speaker 1: he's fallen in love with this girl, Emily, but she's

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Speaker 1: married another guy and now her marriage has fallen apart,

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Speaker 1: and they're seeing each other together sort of for the

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Speaker 1: first time. So they're a little bit nervous and fragile. Fragile,

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Speaker 1: and he is trying to impress her a little bit

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Speaker 1: and find out what's going on.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's get in shirt.

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Speaker 1: Another reading from the Far Too Personal Trainer.

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Speaker 3: I don't know where to look.

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Speaker 2: Hih hi, Ben, I'm.

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Speaker 3: So glad you could drop in. And I told you

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Speaker 3: the story behind this Burt Santa suit.

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Speaker 2: Ben. I know it was a while ago, but I

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Speaker 2: reckon I heard that Santa outfit story six times on

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Speaker 2: average each year.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. Look, I was joking, well sort of.

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Speaker 3: You know, no one seems interesting in my story, but

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Speaker 3: the party is there anyone here who hasn't heard the

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Speaker 3: bird sat a suit?

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Speaker 1: No, it's okay.

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Speaker 2: You can tell me again. If no, you can tell

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Speaker 2: me again. If no one else will listen, that's good.

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Speaker 3: What did you get up to today?

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Speaker 2: We went out for breakfast and then I spent the

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Speaker 2: afternoon with the girls, trying to work out whether I

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Speaker 2: should turn up here tonight.

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Speaker 3: Just the girls.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Ben, just with the girls.

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Speaker 3: There's no chemistry the first time I've read it. And

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Speaker 3: also he doesn't have a shirt on. I don't know

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Speaker 1: It's very distracted. You're doing a great job both an.

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Speaker 2: Action okay, picking up from Yes, been just with the girls.

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Speaker 2: Not that it's any of your business. Neither of us

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Speaker 2: says anything for an awkward moment. That's me being the

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Speaker 2: narrator as well. Ben, I know that you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw you saw yeah, but I thought you know,

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Speaker 3: you hadn't realized it was me. I was hoping you didn't.

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Speaker 3: I didn't want to be rude and interrupt, but like

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Speaker 3: you said, it's none of my business. And look, I'm

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Speaker 3: happy for you. It's got nothing to do with me.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, Ben, stop you saw me? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: It's no big deal. Mono and I were at the

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Speaker 3: Golden Sheef the other day, and I thought you'd seen

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Speaker 3: us there, but we saw you with a new man

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Speaker 3: you were there, em looked surprised.

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Speaker 2: I've revealed her big secret.

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Speaker 3: Yep, you don't need to explain anything, you know. I

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Speaker 3: saw I saw you with him, clean cuddies and suburbs

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Speaker 3: looking blow. You know. Let me guess he's an entrepreneur

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Speaker 3: with a billion dollar app idea. I don't know. I

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Speaker 3: know the type, you know, most of them.

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Speaker 2: Are here, Ben, Ben, please slow down. You've got this

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Speaker 2: all wrong. I know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 3: That was Pete. How long have you been with Pete?

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Speaker 1: Pete?

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Speaker 2: Pete is Tom's brother. He's helping me sort things out.

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Speaker 2: I haven't spoken to Tom since the divorce.

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Speaker 3: Gosh, I just assumed you'd moved on, Sweet Relief.

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Speaker 2: No, don't do that here, let me do the narration,

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Speaker 2: mister Roberts, sweet relief. And I thought you were talking

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Speaker 2: about the divorce. Mum told me that you knew.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, like it's none of my business anyway.

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Speaker 2: Pete is not on the radar, she says. I don't

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Speaker 2: think his boyfriend would be happy.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Sorry I jumped a conclusion.

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Speaker 2: Don't be silly. It's funny.

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Speaker 3: So you're single.

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Speaker 2: Yes, then I'm single. But like I said, it's none

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Speaker 2: of your business and it never will be.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, a tension.

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Speaker 3: But I thought there was going to be a kissing

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Speaker 1: On, I mean, he's a married man, would be We're

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Speaker 1: not going to do an intimate scene. What you're experiencing

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Speaker 1: there is a very flirtatious rebuilding of a romance he's

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Speaker 2: Think everyone all necessarily wants to see the action all

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Speaker 2: the time.

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Speaker 1: They want to see the build, the drama power.

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Speaker 3: We're just going to get straight into something.

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Speaker 2: That way.

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Speaker 1: You rocked up here this morning to.

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Speaker 3: Buddy g rated. I thought this was an adult only

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Speaker 3: or anything.

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Speaker 1: It's not about filth. Do not cheap in the beautiful

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Speaker 1: story of romance, about any wines involved. I should have

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Speaker 1: had a glass of wine. Actually, he's got his own wine.

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Speaker 3: This took me back to the days of my top plersuader.

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Speaker 3: I thought I'd come in here and serve you all.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was inspired the day.

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Speaker 3: My daughter was born. I just had this little VISI

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Speaker 3: into to make something as beautiful as her. And it's

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Speaker 3: taken me three years, but I finally pulled out L

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Speaker 3: Rose l ell.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love this.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what? I love? The simplicity of the label.

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Speaker 3: That's what I was brain.

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Speaker 1: You can stop.

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Speaker 3: I should have had a couple of those before the reader.

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Speaker 1: Where did you make it to me?

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Speaker 3: So this is out of Young New South Wales and

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Speaker 3: it is has been described as the best rose in

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Speaker 3: New South Wales, be one of the best in the

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Speaker 3: country at the moment. So it's not just a little

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Speaker 3: aven't just whacked my name on something. It's actually a

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Speaker 3: little labor of love. It's taken three years, got a

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Speaker 3: great wine maker behind it, and something I'm really passionate about.

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Speaker 1: You guys, it's a lovely color.

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Speaker 3: It has come out, I mean perfect.

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Speaker 1: You could almost sell it with a copy of the person.

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Speaker 3: Maybe maybe we go on to it together, you know,

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Speaker 3: I think to classy go to l wines dot com

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Speaker 3: if you would like some for Christmas.

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Speaker 1: It's good to see you make congrats on essays as well.

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Speaker 1: It's busy.

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Speaker 3: Think you're very much. Yeah, I'm still a bit bruising,

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Speaker 3: but you know what, it's actually I'm doing a lot better.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what, you know. Part of going on

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Speaker 3: there was to try and put myself through more pain

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Speaker 3: to kind of like equal out the chronicle, you know,

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Speaker 3: and come off and maybe I've just hardened up.

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Speaker 1: But it looks so good.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for He's lovely, beautiful. Follow him on Instagram,

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Speaker 2: the beautiful family, all of the children. I mean, thank

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Speaker 2: you for making the time for us this morning and

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Speaker 2: into the sport.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Vincy and Wipper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast.

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