Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne men.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren, Wow, start your morning.
Speaker 3: The right way can be great.
Speaker 2: Is Jason Lauren, you're one hundred?
Speaker 3: What's warm out there this morning?
Speaker 4: Did human?
Speaker 1: Are the econom last hot?
Speaker 4: And a buddy rain this morning?
Speaker 1: So now.
Speaker 4: Do you have a fan? You'd be a fan.
Speaker 2: I've got split system.
Speaker 4: That's right, it's quite nice.
Speaker 1: Hey, uh my tree right yesterday?
Speaker 2: Your tree?
Speaker 3: Can you believe it?
Speaker 4: That was a quick Lauren.
Speaker 1: You're welcome again coming through the goods. If there's ever
Speaker 1: an issue in life, you know what you are. You
Speaker 1: are my life concierge.
Speaker 3: You're welcome. All that's we should we should put out
Speaker 3: my own life to say you're life is a mess.
Speaker 3: Very good with other people.
Speaker 4: Great.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad because we thought, well we did say
Speaker 3: we thought Thursday.
Speaker 1: Guess what?
Speaker 3: Monday is pretty good for the tree.
Speaker 1: To photos booked.
Speaker 3: I say you're welcome.
Speaker 1: So I've got Santa photos and the tree all sorted.
Speaker 3: Putting today, well done, well done. So you're decorating today.
Speaker 4: Decorating today. It's fun.
Speaker 1: She sorted me with one of those trees with the
Speaker 1: inbuilt lights, just to minimize the work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you wanted a faky with the pre lits. I
Speaker 3: think they're called.
Speaker 1: Have you seen these electric ones where you hit a
Speaker 1: button and they come out and fold out?
Speaker 4: No, so the tree folds out. I've folds out seen it.
Speaker 2: And then you know when you have to put it
Speaker 2: in the box and you take all the bits and
Speaker 2: this does it automatically after Christmas sound.
Speaker 3: It's like that stinky flower.
Speaker 1: Just and then it comes out, stinky flower.
Speaker 3: Stinky flower. So have you got yours out of the box? Yet?
Speaker 3: It comes in three parts? It's so easy assembled.
Speaker 1: Well tonight I will be assembling tomorrow. The review of
Speaker 1: the tree can't wait.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm loving at the moment. A lot
Speaker 3: of my friends who a lot of my friends have
Speaker 3: young kids and Christmas is like huge, like shit. And
Speaker 3: then I said that I was doing so well on this.
Speaker 2: Show bringing that to the table. That topic. You've got
Speaker 2: to preface it, make a stronger case.
Speaker 3: It's a good story. What I was going to tell to.
Speaker 4: We need to hear it now, start saying it.
Speaker 3: And their trees are so ugly because the kids are
Speaker 3: putting all the homemade decorations on it is what I
Speaker 3: was going to say, finishing and they're normally so house
Speaker 3: proud and so like neat and tidy, and they've all
Speaker 3: admitted defeat. They're like, we were an ugly tree era
Speaker 3: where we've got homemade so cute though on what tree?
Speaker 3: The Christmas tree?
Speaker 4: There you go?
Speaker 3: Oh hang on wait can you pause?
Speaker 2: Pause? Pause?
Speaker 4: What's now? I didn't say it first?
Speaker 3: Someone's called through and he's accusing Clint of having said.
Speaker 2: Good morning before me.
Speaker 1: This is no hello, who's it?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 3: What happened? Leanne?
Speaker 5: Well, Clint said.
Speaker 4: In what context?
Speaker 3: Sucked in? Glint?
Speaker 4: In the context that you.
Speaker 6: Were talking about your tree that arrived and after the
Speaker 6: festive season with the sea works just.
Speaker 3: Checked itself up after Christmas. Well, hang on, we're checking
Speaker 3: the is also called through the phone. There's many people.
Speaker 3: This is not my fault. Say sorry, Clint. Lana Hayden
Speaker 3: called through before also, did you hear him?
Speaker 6: Yes, this is very true. It was before Lauren even said.
Speaker 4: We've checked the taper.
Speaker 3: I love the Christmas Police on our show. I can
Speaker 3: confirm Clint said Christmas later. Up, I'm gonna like today
Speaker 3: six o three our first ride watching it.
Speaker 1: Wrong with you, Mariah, there's one rule on this show.
Speaker 1: You dropped the sea word.
Speaker 4: Out.
Speaker 2: We play Mariah, I was saying in an editorial.
Speaker 3: Call, No you weren't. The boys blamed me.
Speaker 2: You can move on.
Speaker 1: You're going to accidentally say it again.
Speaker 3: I know you will, by the way, thirteen twenty four
Speaker 3: ten's our number. I love Melbourne being the watch dog. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the festive season police. Yes, yeah, absolutely, we say the
Speaker 3: sea word, you call us and tell us and we
Speaker 3: play Mariah, which is great because some people love Mariah
Speaker 3: and some people hate it. It was not quite this time,
Speaker 3: but around this time last year that I went to
Speaker 3: New York City to see her at Madison Square Garden
Speaker 3: doing that song live, and it will go down as
Speaker 3: one of the best nights of my life.
Speaker 2: People froffed it right hang on, you said they had
Speaker 2: to carry her out.
Speaker 3: No, they didn't carry her. She came on a tra
Speaker 3: She came out on like little chut chuo train, and
Speaker 3: then two guys she like held hands with them, and
Speaker 3: she like took the tiniest little baby steps to the
Speaker 3: front of the stage on these huge So it's like.
Speaker 2: The trains you get in the shopping center that go
Speaker 2: around and like that. People had a couple of people
Speaker 2: carry you off the train before especially.
Speaker 4: Here he comes.
Speaker 1: I think, very Mariah, you're doing that, coming good?
Speaker 4: I think I'm coming good.
Speaker 1: Guys, we're starting the show. Some terrible news today.
Speaker 3: Sucking, shocking, and it's got nothing to do with Mariah Carey.
Speaker 4: It's a real death in the family.
Speaker 2: This just screams my childhood, doesn't It Like we're about
Speaker 2: to say good.
Speaker 3: Right across the country this morning.
Speaker 1: We're about to say goodbye to something we've all grown
Speaker 1: up with.
Speaker 3: Do you want to do there? Also deliver the sad news.
Speaker 1: I've realized for forty two years, I've been saying this
Speaker 1: company the wrong way.
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: It's tupper where I've been calling it tupple ware, tupple
Speaker 1: as in, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Well you're the reason it's gone bankrupt because you've been
Speaker 3: doing the rounding.
Speaker 2: Right for two years.
Speaker 3: It's Tupperware, ma'am.
Speaker 1: Where's the tuppleware tuppleple you idiot?
Speaker 3: No, that's not quite right.
Speaker 2: Now, that's right, Lauren Matter.
Speaker 3: It is no longer.
Speaker 2: Those beautiful air type plastic containers.
Speaker 1: Lifetime guarantee, life guarantee, no lifetime guaranteeing.
Speaker 3: If you've got a matching lid in a matching bottom
Speaker 3: of a tupple Ware that you've had for life. You've
Speaker 3: got to get a life.
Speaker 1: The top party Susan Strange Christmas, the lazy Susan. So
Speaker 1: she's a party at my place, but at Christmas time,
Speaker 1: that old school little lazy Susan with the colored popcorn.
Speaker 2: And basically this all stems from the fact that Tupperware
Speaker 2: has gone bankrupt in the US RIP and the flow
Speaker 2: on effect is being felt here in Australia because tupple
Speaker 2: where Australia is now impacted.
Speaker 1: You know who I blame Corles and Woolli is doing
Speaker 1: those silly little promotions where they give away the glass
Speaker 1: storage containers and that ship.
Speaker 3: Well, I guess Cinema Systema.
Speaker 4: Can smoke it.
Speaker 2: I've got lots of system.
Speaker 3: I'm a big fan of systemaure.
Speaker 2: All the way, and Ancho came out anyway. Basically, taplewre
Speaker 2: Global has told Tuppleware Australia we won't be proceeding anymore.
Speaker 4: You know who's going to take this.
Speaker 3: Our phones have lit up. What's happened?
Speaker 2: No, not no, the phone the phones of Natalie.
Speaker 3: Natalie Christmas us when at Christmas the lazy Jamie, what
Speaker 3: did he do? Amy from Childhan Oh, god.
Speaker 6: Guys, Christmas thinking about the ladies.
Speaker 4: Scott, what do you call for?
Speaker 3: Brother Scotty from Eltham.
Speaker 4: He's so, he's so.
Speaker 3: Don't worry. We've got Kirsty from Sunbury on the phone,
Speaker 3: Bend from Karen Connor from Melbourne, Amy from Cheltland, Natalie
Speaker 3: from Wonga Park.
Speaker 1: We've got Melbourne. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: Here we go. It's going to be one of those days.
Speaker 1: Start you say the seaword on this show, you get Mariah.
Speaker 1: We're starting to do a scoreboard. We are not a
Speaker 1: great start this morning.
Speaker 3: Well you want all this morning one? Not really because
Speaker 3: yours was you did it first?
Speaker 1: Are you just joining us on the rise? Already got
Speaker 1: some are play this morning. And thank you to our
Speaker 1: fine listeners for.
Speaker 2: Aren't they onto it.
Speaker 3: We're never gonna get a bars listen.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. Remember it can be said in like a
Speaker 1: commercial or the news, but otherwise if we say the
Speaker 1: sea word or our listener says the sea word, Mariah
Speaker 1: plays hey. Coming up next, guys. I I need to
Speaker 1: make an apology.
Speaker 3: To Melbourne for dropping the seaword fourteen minutes.
Speaker 1: I need to make two apologies to a certain section
Speaker 1: of Melbourne who I have bagged out.
Speaker 3: For anyone, it could be you. If you're listening, I'm
Speaker 3: going to eat my words.
Speaker 1: Coming up next morning, everyone and Bruno there actually Rose
Speaker 1: going to be joining us on the show later in
Speaker 1: the week as well. Melbourne girl doing massive things.
Speaker 3: It's Rose, not Rose.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that. Neither did I until recently.
Speaker 1: And we love Rose.
Speaker 3: I love Rose the singer and I love Rose.
Speaker 2: Drink Rose with a little bit of us.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Rose.
Speaker 1: See the motto at our house was Rose no Way
Speaker 1: because there used to be. There is a preservative in
Speaker 1: it that what's down.
Speaker 4: It's just there's something in Rose. Send to me.
Speaker 1: Absolutely trop in a fun way, but tropo like.
Speaker 4: Than usual.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes me one another Rose.
Speaker 2: No Rose, no way, Rose all day. Maybe we'll do
Speaker 2: that at the Christmas party. Oh you're an idiot. Oh no,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you know what.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm out.
Speaker 1: I didn't know.
Speaker 2: Hey, Lauren, I'm out.
Speaker 3: It's six twenty and you just dropped the seaword the
Speaker 3: third time. Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: Melbourne.
Speaker 2: That's it. No more from me, no more.
Speaker 3: Bad start people are going to be following up I
Speaker 3: loving it or hating it?
Speaker 2: Let's get it together.
Speaker 4: You don't say motivating the truth.
Speaker 3: Let's get it together, guys, sink before we speak, the
Speaker 3: brain before the mouth.
Speaker 1: Think before we speak.
Speaker 3: We am not good at doing that in here.
Speaker 1: You know what we're going to start it is?
Speaker 3: Well, it's been fun. I love this this morning.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: One hundred.
Speaker 2: You're on the air with Jason Lauren clint here as well. Yes,
Speaker 2: you say the S word.
Speaker 4: How you get my right?
Speaker 3: Before that you said you were making an apology, have
Speaker 3: several apologies to make it saying yes, what's happened?
Speaker 1: A Melbourne cyclist has had a close call with death
Speaker 1: and I am not being dramatic. I'm going to run
Speaker 1: some footage.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: This was taken in Docklands.
Speaker 3: I know that rode very well outside the DFS.
Speaker 4: Goodness.
Speaker 1: Yes, a semi trailer does left turn taking out a cyclist.
Speaker 3: Oh on a dash cam. I love that. That car
Speaker 3: just keeps striving.
Speaker 2: He's in a cycling lane.
Speaker 1: He is in a cycling lane. He had the right way,
Speaker 1: but the truck came along with the blinking cycling lane.
Speaker 3: Is confusing because was he going to go straight aheads
Speaker 3: and the truck has gone into that slip lane and
Speaker 3: not saying well.
Speaker 1: If the cyclist is going to go straight ahead.
Speaker 3: I mean he's unlucky, but he's also so lucky. That
Speaker 3: could have been so much worse.
Speaker 2: Now Lama streetlands, Oh yeah, crazy.
Speaker 1: I have an apology to make because I have bagged
Speaker 1: out the truck.
Speaker 3: He wouldn't be trusted behind the wheel.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. I can barely drive a car. I've bagged
Speaker 1: out cyclists pretty hard, especially the ones on Beach Road.
Speaker 3: They can be quite irritating when the five wide.
Speaker 1: That's irritaining. There's nothing more I retaining than then they
Speaker 1: come into the cafe and the st.
Speaker 3: Shoes and I like that. I like it. It's committed
Speaker 3: little tap dancing shoes.
Speaker 4: But since I got my ohre we go?
Speaker 3: Oh not the e bike?
Speaker 2: Not the electrics putting up there.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you've got your electric bike. Now do you wear?
Speaker 3: Do you wear likent and tap shoes with your electric bike?
Speaker 1: I do not. It's a fat wheel electric bike.
Speaker 4: It's not a fake motor bike.
Speaker 3: It's a mid life crisis Motivate is the helmet. Yes,
Speaker 3: it's a wannabe motorbike.
Speaker 2: Absolutely so what's the apology.
Speaker 1: I because, like, I'll go cruising around Bentley with the
Speaker 1: kids on the.
Speaker 3: Back, and how many kids are you allowed on the
Speaker 3: back of that? One on the.
Speaker 4: Back, one on the front.
Speaker 3: Had to do that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure looks like ballet carrying.
Speaker 3: I feel like you can't have two kids, one of them.
Speaker 1: The basket, the cane basket as they're going down center
Speaker 1: right with watermelons.
Speaker 3: I feel like you shouldn't be doing that. That doesn't
Speaker 3: scream safe to me.
Speaker 2: No, well, here's the issue.
Speaker 3: And no, I'm not sure that the motorists are the issue.
Speaker 3: I think you're having three kids on one bike is
Speaker 3: an issue.
Speaker 1: No, no, No, two kids and me? Are you three kids?
Speaker 3: Okay? Not U plus three?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, it's me plus two.
Speaker 3: I don't even think you can do that?
Speaker 4: You can.
Speaker 2: Archies at the front in a seat went down?
Speaker 3: Is he? Dnking?
Speaker 1: I went down to dunking what's called think Dunkingdnking? I
Speaker 1: went down to a Clark rubber and bought like a
Speaker 1: little phone pada.
Speaker 3: It is No, he's supposed to have been in chair seats.
Speaker 1: Oh he isn't. I've cable tied that to the cable
Speaker 1: tied like originally I used pool noodles because they've just
Speaker 1: folded over the bar of the bike.
Speaker 3: And then he sits on that.
Speaker 2: He sits on that with no helmet.
Speaker 1: He's got a helmet on. He holds on the handlebarts.
Speaker 1: And then on the back I've got he's on the
Speaker 1: seat on a.
Speaker 3: Trailer, sharing the seat with me for one seat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got little pegs that come down the side.
Speaker 3: Okay, so that's allowed.
Speaker 1: I'm not made for someone on the back.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure about the homemade Clark rubber front situation
Speaker 3: table tied stilling the job.
Speaker 4: More than foam and rubber Clark Rubber. That's a crazy store.
Speaker 4: So other people work there.
Speaker 2: It's a lot going on.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. When I left, he goes, can you
Speaker 4: send photos of you?
Speaker 3: Don't incriminate yourself? Definitely not.
Speaker 1: He just he's like, you know, what do you Because
Speaker 1: I said, oh, this is the job I need to do, and.
Speaker 2: They're right into it.
Speaker 1: Clintutes looking at different foam and I'm like, mate, I
Speaker 1: just need a piece of farm. I'm ready to cut
Speaker 1: up a boogie board. Just give me a bit of phone.
Speaker 1: They do, and he's like, hey, send me photos once
Speaker 1: you put it on the bike and I'll send it.
Speaker 4: Out on the Clark Rubber group.
Speaker 3: Chack, don't do that.
Speaker 4: I don't want to feature on the clock rubber c.
Speaker 3: Also, don't encourage other people to do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, chat the stuff on there, just imagine more than
Speaker 2: tyres and rubber.
Speaker 3: The mind boggles clinged as to what you think might
Speaker 3: be rubber group chat.
Speaker 1: But anyway, back to the cyclist.
Speaker 3: Who are apologizing to the man at Clark Rubber, to
Speaker 3: your child getting a pool noodle up his nurse every
Speaker 3: time he tries to sit on the f.
Speaker 1: Your bike, Yeah, no nose goes on the pool noodle.
Speaker 3: Care Yeah, okay go And who are you making apology to.
Speaker 1: Apologizing to cyclists because I actually.
Speaker 3: Think now that you're one of them.
Speaker 1: The number of drivers out there that aren't even looking
Speaker 1: and just turning, it's like it was like we're out
Speaker 1: your stay and it was frightening.
Speaker 3: If you'll just got off your bikes and got cards
Speaker 3: to be much easier.
Speaker 1: For Benny Irwin, who you know brought a tesla to
Speaker 1: save the environment. You really want to run back in.
Speaker 3: What I think that the real cyclists of the world.
Speaker 3: I think the purists wouldn't like you on your e
Speaker 3: bike with you four kids and your basket on your head.
Speaker 3: I think that you were getting in the way because
Speaker 3: you'd be too slow for them.
Speaker 1: It's amazing what they can carry to that basket instead
Speaker 1: of instead of a pool noodle.
Speaker 2: I think you need like Lamb's wool.
Speaker 3: Oh oh no, that's not all weather though.
Speaker 1: I think taxi drive rog get the bead and seat cover.
Speaker 2: No, you don't want that up the unders.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the same showers today tops of twenty eight. We
Speaker 1: are going four showers.
Speaker 2: And possible storms as well.
Speaker 4: We're hitting the storm season, aren't we.
Speaker 2: I think we're in storm seas.
Speaker 3: We are in storm seasons.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of ray craz stuff going down.
Speaker 1: Tie down the trampoline. Yeah, oh god, my old neighbor.
Speaker 3: So much rain around everywhere in the country though.
Speaker 1: Message last night from the old neighbor the foot nothing yeah,
Speaker 1: the Melbourne's porter, Yeah, how is he well? Last year
Speaker 1: I helped him on Festive Eve set things up for
Speaker 1: his kid. He's just shot me a message going how
Speaker 1: you around need to put together a trampoline.
Speaker 2: Together, like an inflatable thing in the front yard.
Speaker 3: Mum and dad, Mum and dad buying the kids trampolaine.
Speaker 4: They are.
Speaker 3: That's a good gift. I'd be happy if mom and
Speaker 3: dad give me that.
Speaker 1: It's a great gift a kid. Hey, can we head
Speaker 1: to the White House.
Speaker 3: What's happening in the White House? What's Sleepy Joe done?
Speaker 2: Sleep hasn't got on left?
Speaker 3: I mean, how long does he have left in the
Speaker 3: White House?
Speaker 2: He's got what's February the inauguration of surprise. If he
Speaker 2: makes that, oh, you'll make it. He's actually he looks
Speaker 2: actually a bit more sprightly post Yeah.
Speaker 3: He's got the way to the world. Off his shows.
Speaker 1: You can't see the strings attached to his hands and.
Speaker 4: He's going.
Speaker 3: Okay, But what's he done?
Speaker 1: He's made headlines in the last twenty four hours because
Speaker 1: he famously said he would not pardon his son. Because
Speaker 1: you know, with Biden keys to the White House as
Speaker 1: the president, when you're out going, is it only when
Speaker 1: you're out going?
Speaker 4: I think at any.
Speaker 3: Stage, at any stage the president.
Speaker 1: Really, oh, on the West Wing, it was only when
Speaker 1: they were a little bicked.
Speaker 2: Once they get to the back end of their presidency,
Speaker 2: they generally do.
Speaker 3: Because if it last week, I'd be part.
Speaker 2: No ramifications politically for pardoning somebody.
Speaker 4: Well, he has been.
Speaker 3: What's the worst that's going to happen. He's going to
Speaker 3: get voted out too late.
Speaker 1: He's decided to pardon his son, who was facing federal charges,
Speaker 1: weapons charges he's pardoning.
Speaker 3: Did he also have a tax evasion? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, cheating.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 3: Joe Biden's saying that they targeted him because he was
Speaker 3: his son and it was unfair.
Speaker 1: If I was Biden, I'd be like, you know what,
Speaker 1: screw you guys. You voted in Trump. Trump's going to
Speaker 1: pardon himself. I'm getting kidd out of jail and I'm
Speaker 1: out of here.
Speaker 3: I would do as if you wouldn't. You might as
Speaker 3: well have abe with the job. What would you have done, Clint?
Speaker 2: Would I really made him work for it?
Speaker 4: Look, son, i'll pardon.
Speaker 3: You, but you're gonna have to wash my car every
Speaker 3: week for a month.
Speaker 2: There has to be something he's getting back for.
Speaker 1: Can you pass me the remote?
Speaker 4: Remember that time you're in jail.
Speaker 2: Ye, staring down the barrel of jail. You could you
Speaker 2: could be in jail right now, just gone.
Speaker 3: Everything's gone. He's just he's out, as if he wouldn't
Speaker 3: do it for your kid, you'd have the conversation with him.
Speaker 3: First thing. I'm a bit disappointed, not angry, disappointed, nothing
Speaker 3: worse than your dad told you he was disappointed.
Speaker 1: You'd be saying that as you take the handcuffs off.
Speaker 2: But now you're free, get out of officially pardoned.
Speaker 3: And what's happened to people in America blowing up about it?
Speaker 2: Well, it depends what side of the political divide you
Speaker 2: sit on. Obviously, obviously Democrats, which is the left, you know,
Speaker 2: I think they're disappointed as well, because it doesn't it's
Speaker 2: not a great optic, is it when a president is
Speaker 2: pardoning his son. But those on the right, the magas
Speaker 2: of this world, they come on, do you think.
Speaker 1: People that listen to this show would have done some
Speaker 1: bad things in their time?
Speaker 2: What's what do you classify as bad?
Speaker 1: Like smaller, big, you know, high crime, like high crime
Speaker 1: like hiding a mass baron pick up and feeling like
Speaker 1: you're slurpy so you don't have to pay.
Speaker 4: For the chocolate.
Speaker 3: Don't think that it's a high crime.
Speaker 1: That depends what scale crime.
Speaker 3: Stealing your master, cheating on a partner, Yeah, that's fairly
Speaker 3: decent crimes.
Speaker 4: Would you pardon someone.
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't either. It depends what they've got to
Speaker 2: offer me.
Speaker 3: The parking fine, Oh yeah, your pardoned, don't pay that.
Speaker 3: You should go in your merry way.
Speaker 4: Tell you what the medal of honor.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: Oh, give us a ring.
Speaker 1: Let us know what crime you've committed.
Speaker 3: Oh, Judge Jason will decide.
Speaker 2: No, not just me, all of us. We'll decide whether
Speaker 2: you get a show pardon, which means so we are
Speaker 2: three person jury.
Speaker 1: If you get a show pardon, you have permission to
Speaker 1: keep listening to the show.
Speaker 3: No, maybe you've been cheating on us with another radio
Speaker 3: station and now you're just back because we are on
Speaker 3: for two more weeks.
Speaker 4: I would pardon that.
Speaker 3: Everyone else all, I'd need you to pleach your case.
Speaker 3: Tell me what you didn't didn't.
Speaker 1: Like thirteen twenty four ten. Can be a small crime,
Speaker 1: can be a big crime. Any leg Jeans with rips
Speaker 1: depends are yeah right, gotcha?
Speaker 3: Your our old boss wearing them? Get rid of them.
Speaker 4: If you're our old boss.
Speaker 3: Jeans with no jeans he loved them, didn't me?
Speaker 4: No pardon.
Speaker 2: No, he's in the chair fifty years old with a
Speaker 2: convertible once you by convertible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nuck yourself out.
Speaker 1: Okay, thirteen twenty fourteen, big crime or small crime, whatever
Speaker 1: you have committed.
Speaker 3: What's on your conscience? Conscience, get it up.
Speaker 4: Stealing milk from the work fridge, Oh, partner, I used
Speaker 4: to do.
Speaker 3: That every Monday, whoever steal a car.
Speaker 1: Like when I was working in New Zealand. The milk
Speaker 1: would arrive on a Monday and I was doing dry
Speaker 1: so it'd be the end of the day and I'd
Speaker 1: be walking out the door on Leew'd send me text, CA,
Speaker 1: can you go milk on the way home?
Speaker 3: Problem?
Speaker 4: Grab some from the work.
Speaker 3: Fridge that I'd partner, But would you ever return, like I'd.
Speaker 1: Return the following week to get another two leaders?
Speaker 3: Was there more than one two leaders?
Speaker 1: There was plenty of milk to go round. We pretty
Speaker 1: much had a cow in the building line.
Speaker 3: Okay, pardon, yeah, partner, thank you so much. Blender in this, I.
Speaker 2: Will blender thief.
Speaker 1: We will come back and talk about that. But thirteen
Speaker 1: twenty four ten is our number. Have you committed a
Speaker 1: small or large crime? Give us a ring now to
Speaker 1: be pardoned. You're on the air with Jason Lauren clint
Speaker 1: here as well. You're listening to Nomber one hundred. Jess, Oh,
Speaker 1: we've got the band working.
Speaker 2: What on earth is that?
Speaker 1: I have no idea. It's my new intro.
Speaker 2: You play it again off the top. He's fair with
Speaker 2: red hair, Judge Jason, it's pretty funny.
Speaker 3: Actually, is that actually a shot?
Speaker 1: I missed that?
Speaker 3: Is that a pre existing shot?
Speaker 2: Maybe that's quite.
Speaker 3: Let's check out audio guard. Did you just make that up?
Speaker 4: I just turned that around you.
Speaker 3: Well, who's singing it?
Speaker 2: Ai? Is it a?
Speaker 3: Play it again, Jason?
Speaker 4: We're going to be absolute. They put out of a job.
Speaker 3: Is that seriously? AI singing that? I want one too?
Speaker 1: All right, we're going to work on.
Speaker 3: Judge Jason. Does have a good ring to it and
Speaker 3: fair with thread hair. You are fair with red hair?
Speaker 3: All right, Judge Jason.
Speaker 2: Over you are far from the moral compass me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's go to the phone. See who
Speaker 1: our pardon?
Speaker 2: Well, no, I think we need a where a jury?
Speaker 2: Where we are a jury?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Here's the judge? And where the jury?
Speaker 4: A vote?
Speaker 3: Okay? Oh yeah, all right?
Speaker 4: Cool?
Speaker 3: All from Sandringham. You need a pardon?
Speaker 8: What for?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 3: Morning? Please? Your cat?
Speaker 1: We're good?
Speaker 4: What do you do.
Speaker 5: I left the house without making my bed this week.
Speaker 3: Oh pardon.
Speaker 5: I never never leave the house without.
Speaker 3: Making my dad. You know what, though, that's you are
Speaker 3: living a little bit.
Speaker 2: It's a busy time of the year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, pardons, Yeah.
Speaker 3: You're part pardon from all three of us. Good on
Speaker 3: your door.
Speaker 2: You can keep listening. Let's go to Sarah. I'm thirteen,
Speaker 2: twenty four ten to go for us.
Speaker 8: Hi when I first got my license, I'm thirty now.
Speaker 8: When I first got my license, I backed up this
Speaker 8: book her and I drove off.
Speaker 3: How were you?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 6: I was eighteen?
Speaker 8: I was eighteen.
Speaker 4: How much damage damage? How much damage was minor?
Speaker 1: It was just a bit of a sin.
Speaker 6: And there's a twist to the story.
Speaker 8: There's the guy that watched me do it, and he
Speaker 8: looked like through He turned to the air and he said, rival.
Speaker 2: It's okay, you get an accomplice.
Speaker 1: Okay, So if someone else has told you to go
Speaker 1: for it, then obviously what are.
Speaker 3: You thinking, Hey, no, no, no, I've got a quick too. Okay,
Speaker 3: what sort of car will you in? And what sort
Speaker 3: of cartage crashed into it? And what did you did
Speaker 3: you crash into? And that's what you crashed into?
Speaker 4: It. That's your car, are you No?
Speaker 2: There would have been no damage on the gardens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, trade is of Melbourne blowing up currently though I've.
Speaker 2: Done it, of course, we've all done it.
Speaker 1: Hit a car, I've never I would leave a note
Speaker 1: or I would would not leave it.
Speaker 4: No, I would get out of the car. I would
Speaker 4: look for cameras everywhere and then.
Speaker 3: Just say everywhere will I don't think I've ever done it,
Speaker 3: not that I recall, because I've done it without knowing,
Speaker 3: which is.
Speaker 4: You've all touch parked a car and a car park.
Speaker 3: I don't think I have.
Speaker 1: I've done the old door into a car.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you I did that with Lawrence car every morning.
Speaker 3: People's mirrors when I've walked past and I've gone.
Speaker 1: Just that second we have to go, there's anyone.
Speaker 3: In take that off? There's anyone in.
Speaker 4: There, That's what I think.
Speaker 3: Anyone in the car side mirrors flinging back and forth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're pretty durable. Hawthorn, Dan, what crime you committed
Speaker 2: during clovers?
Speaker 9: I was stealing full of paper from work and selling
Speaker 9: it to.
Speaker 2: Mate, selling it.
Speaker 3: What cash did you make?
Speaker 9: I was selling it ten bars for a sick pack.
Speaker 3: Well done, and I that's a pardon for me. That's entrepreneurial.
Speaker 4: It is really is.
Speaker 1: You might be able to make it a coin at
Speaker 1: the moment because the old wooly shells and coal shells bare.
Speaker 3: Have we've seen that they are looking very bare. So
Speaker 3: they're still on well, they were on strike the distribution workers.
Speaker 3: Is that it?
Speaker 1: So the distribution center was going to go back operating yesterday.
Speaker 3: However people protest. What were they protesting about? At the front?
Speaker 2: Paying conditions? But this isn't Col's. This is just Woolies,
Speaker 2: just a touring distribution center smiling this morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Woolies. Is hard to get anything in there at
Speaker 3: the moment.
Speaker 2: Which is which is hard in the lead up to
Speaker 2: the festive.
Speaker 1: Remember when we were growing up. Be careful with this chat.
Speaker 1: Remember we're growing up and the shops would shut for
Speaker 1: like one day over the festive days.
Speaker 3: I still do. Don't they open?
Speaker 4: I think they're open. They're probably open the morning, but
Speaker 4: remember our parents. You'd go down there and the liner.
Speaker 2: And it closed at six o'clock on Festive e.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and people would be like line up, Yeah, you'd
Speaker 1: be down into the section.
Speaker 2: They're going to be open again in three days it's
Speaker 2: going to be okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because they close on Boxing Day two. Yeah, not
Speaker 3: any more snags.
Speaker 1: God, I got a breaks last year on Festive Day.
Speaker 2: People remember everything was open breaks wow, breakfast to.
Speaker 3: Living clubbing on the evening Festive.
Speaker 1: Day night on the Festive night, clubs are open.
Speaker 4: People used to real people.
Speaker 2: It's fun.
Speaker 3: I used to do it for kids, so I used
Speaker 3: to twenty fourth of December.
Speaker 2: It was fun.
Speaker 1: But then at midnight do you have to go home?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Happy Festive Day?
Speaker 3: And would be mad?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I always bit hung dog is dipping into
Speaker 2: sense I hear a noise, Lauren getting seriously.
Speaker 1: I've got the school festive concert on Wednesday night?
Speaker 3: Oh do you want to come? Remember? No? What did
Speaker 3: I go to.
Speaker 1: Last You went to the school musical?
Speaker 3: That's now they're doing a new musical at your school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, next year, what is it again?
Speaker 3: That'll be one, Lauren goes every bell I'm dressing in
Speaker 3: this year?
Speaker 2: What does the festive concert entail? Dangerous territory? Haveing?
Speaker 3: You've seen love? Actually the octopus?
Speaker 4: That's exactly what.
Speaker 1: They cram us all into the school hall and then
Speaker 1: each grade will do a different carol.
Speaker 3: We did Oh Carols.
Speaker 2: We did no ave?
Speaker 3: Is it like a way in a manger in such things?
Speaker 2: Ah, it's really your time to shine, and your kids too.
Speaker 2: In fact, I think each year does two Carrols.
Speaker 3: How good. That's amazing, So twelve.
Speaker 1: In total and then an all in all, all in.
Speaker 3: For la la la la, la la la la.
Speaker 2: Some of the teachers play instruments.
Speaker 3: The teachers. It's not it's not a children's band.
Speaker 2: Is it.
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, the kids don't play. I don't think so.
Speaker 2: They get Sylvie Palladino down there.
Speaker 1: No, but last year, I'm a good man of mine.
Speaker 1: I won't name him, but let's just say the sleeper.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sleep Okay, we're naming him sleepy.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: I can't say what he did.
Speaker 2: Did he fall asleep?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 3: He smuggled hit flaskin for sure.
Speaker 4: I did not say that.
Speaker 3: They serve wine.
Speaker 4: They do not serve wine. No, they don't.
Speaker 2: No wonder he's always sleepy.
Speaker 3: Passed out, sparking his own drinks.
Speaker 4: I don't serve Hey, coming up this hour now, I don't.
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Speaker 1: up next, good mate of ours. We've been caught up
Speaker 1: with him for a while. Comedian Nazim Hussein is in
Speaker 1: the house. He is about to pop up on the
Speaker 1: telling the brand new show and he joined us next
Speaker 1: seventeen past seven right across Melbourne. This is an over
Speaker 1: one hundred You're on the air, which Ace and Lauren
Speaker 1: Araga chowse today tops of twenty eight.
Speaker 2: Our next guest is a Melbourne actor, author and comedian
Speaker 2: with a new twenty twenty five tour titled.
Speaker 4: You Paid for This? I understand that it has there's
Speaker 4: a no refund policy.
Speaker 2: Makes a noise.
Speaker 10: Okay, no need for the fists, just relaxed smile, like
Speaker 10: we discussed at the last meeting.
Speaker 2: Please welcome. That's hilariously talented. It does him.
Speaker 3: The same morning morning, and congratulations a brand new dad.
Speaker 10: Yeah, brand new day started about nine hours ago. Because
Speaker 10: this is Yeah, the kid is three weeks old.
Speaker 3: It's congratulations, what did you have a third child?
Speaker 4: So it's a boy.
Speaker 3: It's a boy.
Speaker 10: No one cares when you're like, oh my god, you
Speaker 10: had a baby on the yeah, number three, They're like, oh.
Speaker 3: Okay, boring, you should get a job.
Speaker 10: I honestly didn't even get like presents from many of
Speaker 10: my close friends.
Speaker 4: What do you get presents?
Speaker 3: You? Everyone wants to visit the first baby should never
Speaker 3: come a dad, you never visited the baby.
Speaker 4: You're kind of you know. They give chocolates as well.
Speaker 4: Along side. It's often for the mom, but you know,
Speaker 4: she's I'm.
Speaker 3: Not sure if you've noticed, but the mum's still a
Speaker 3: bit more work during the pregnant and during the birth
Speaker 3: and in the early stage.
Speaker 4: Debatable how tiring it is.
Speaker 3: The mums deserve a trucking here and there.
Speaker 2: I'm on a mission to try and bring down as
Speaker 2: many people with me as I can, and encourage people
Speaker 2: to have three kids.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean there's a lot of As soon as
Speaker 10: you judge your three judgment. As soon as you say, dad,
Speaker 10: how many kids, they're excited, Oh you're a dad again.
Speaker 2: Three.
Speaker 10: They're like, oh, you're like overpopulating the planet.
Speaker 1: You are on the verge of mini van territory.
Speaker 4: And well we've already had to upgrade the cut. You know,
Speaker 4: there's three.
Speaker 1: Have you got sliding doors on your car?
Speaker 3: How old are the other two? Are they? In casting things?
Speaker 10: It's six and twoation wagon? You know, it's a it's
Speaker 10: a land Rover Discovery. It's the Audi range Rover. I
Speaker 10: tell my sister's got an actual range up. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 10: it's the same, and she's like, no, it's not. There's
Speaker 10: a massive price. It's kind of the same.
Speaker 3: And hang on, if you've got a two, you're on
Speaker 3: the So you've got two prams going at any one time?
Speaker 3: Or do you have the double deck apparat.
Speaker 4: Two year old and she just has to walk now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, keep us.
Speaker 3: Sucking up those prams, the double deck ones where they
Speaker 3: put the old kid tucked under down there, you squeeze.
Speaker 10: Another one, you know where you put the bath, the
Speaker 10: shopping you could you sweeze another one, and I just
Speaker 10: like that about the hack.
Speaker 2: So you've got three kids now and two wives.
Speaker 4: So this is the thing you and I are different.
Speaker 10: You're over populating the planet my wives of each you know,
Speaker 10: it's an average of one of this.
Speaker 1: You're telling me I should get another word.
Speaker 10: What I'm trying to say is that, like you know,
Speaker 10: it's like two kids replaces yourself. Yeah, right, you know,
Speaker 10: whereas three, you're bringing more people into the planet.
Speaker 3: Could we just get totally out numbers?
Speaker 2: Because you say to you not at the same time,
Speaker 2: I'm not that Muslim.
Speaker 4: Right on after that, this is an important distinction.
Speaker 2: You mean?
Speaker 3: Is your seconds married?
Speaker 1: A lot of people squashed in the land.
Speaker 4: Mother in laws. I'm going to get in trouble with
Speaker 4: both the for you, this is bad.
Speaker 1: Now are you popping up on our screens next year
Speaker 1: with a fellow a Nova star Cake Ritchie doing a parenting.
Speaker 10: She's my TV wife. So that's the third But it's
Speaker 10: called Role of a Lifetime. It's a show about parenting.
Speaker 3: And Maggie dance on it. So did you just do
Speaker 3: this so that you could hang out with Maggie?
Speaker 4: Advice didn't ever get to meet her.
Speaker 10: She's apparently she's like the psych talking about she was incredible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well she's she's very smart.
Speaker 10: But then they got Kate and I to balance that out,
Speaker 10: you know, with just just two ordinary I'm not going
Speaker 10: to say idiots like you got.
Speaker 3: Two two wives, three kids in a range driver.
Speaker 11: I mean.
Speaker 4: Discovery that's the cheap one.
Speaker 10: But yeah, yeah, we basically talk about parenting because what
Speaker 10: people need more of is TV exactly right, so tune
Speaker 10: and it's basically like we're like a fake family.
Speaker 4: And then the psychology drama. It's like it's a drama
Speaker 4: bending so I'm playing her husband, I'm Kate's husband.
Speaker 3: Or you're an actor in it.
Speaker 4: I'm an actor.
Speaker 10: Man, isn't this was like you presenting a TV Well,
Speaker 10: we sort of do a bit of both.
Speaker 4: So we act out in this family.
Speaker 10: You know, I've got these two white kids, so clearly
Speaker 10: like Kate was messing around in.
Speaker 4: The backstory, Yeah, yeah, it's gone wrong.
Speaker 10: And then and then like the psychologists will analyze what's
Speaker 10: going on.
Speaker 4: We also speak to some experts.
Speaker 3: But the thing is, Kate, no, I'm confused a drama
Speaker 3: like packed to the rafters or is this a I.
Speaker 10: Feel like my bad explanation is actually hooking people into.
Speaker 4: So there's a script element.
Speaker 10: So there's like there's a fake sitcom kind of element. Right,
Speaker 10: so we're like, oh my god, one episode is about
Speaker 10: mobile phones or dad on a mobile blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: You guys are acting out that sense, yeah, acting out
Speaker 3: thank god to hear.
Speaker 4: Well, No, because it's scripted. That's unscripted. Oh yeah, think
Speaker 4: Home and Away? Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: And is Maggie Dent acting as a psychologist through she herself?
Speaker 10: And then it cuts to like Maggie Dent who's analyzing
Speaker 10: what's going on, and then it comes to like Kate
Speaker 10: Night as real Kate and I speaking to.
Speaker 4: People in the field.
Speaker 3: You're playing multiple people.
Speaker 10: It's a genre bending. You're going to have to be switched,
Speaker 10: have a couple of coffee.
Speaker 3: I don't even have kids.
Speaker 4: It's a big advert appropriation. Know what the show is about.
Speaker 10: I have received the payments and I've heard it's a
Speaker 10: great edit.
Speaker 3: Have you filmed it yet? You still don't know?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 4: Do you think?
Speaker 3: Is your name? NA or your character?
Speaker 10: I feel like I'm not going to get renewed for
Speaker 10: a second sea after this chat.
Speaker 2: And then the other two wives real are they?
Speaker 4: I reserve my right to siguns. Don't I feel like
Speaker 4: I need a lawyer present at this point.
Speaker 3: The others got Kate, you've actually got three wives?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, she's a great actress. Like even during the
Speaker 4: during the show she has had mystery, she's.
Speaker 2: Very like she is a great actress.
Speaker 10: Like we'll be acting like it, like it'd be like
Speaker 10: the sort of like marriage or see where she's like
Speaker 10: supporting me and she's looking at me with real loving
Speaker 10: eyes and I'm like, I think Kate like actually likes me,
Speaker 10: and then I can't got it and then she's just straight.
Speaker 3: Back to the cold hearted Yeah person, when did you
Speaker 3: become an actor?
Speaker 10: I lied on my own Wikipedia page, so I am
Speaker 10: actually not an actor. But the people at the ABC
Speaker 10: were like, well it says and he's Wiki, he's got
Speaker 10: to be, must be.
Speaker 4: So you're gonna have to tune in and find out
Speaker 4: whether you're like.
Speaker 3: So busy, you've got three kids, You've got that show and.
Speaker 4: That's why I'm busy because he wants to get out.
Speaker 3: Of the house, and you've got your own show.
Speaker 10: That's a stand up show that's one hour and is
Speaker 10: that scripture?
Speaker 3: We'll find out do you have a wife in that shop.
Speaker 10: Well, there's one spot open, so I don't have a
Speaker 10: stand up.
Speaker 3: Why Laura, Laura not an actor? Nor am I good wife?
Speaker 2: Weren't you touring when go with me here?
Speaker 1: Your first wife was having your first shot and you
Speaker 1: had to keep your phone on while you're on stage
Speaker 1: in case you went in delay.
Speaker 10: That's that's right, and actually gave it to an audience
Speaker 10: member in the front row.
Speaker 3: So I wonder you're on your second wife.
Speaker 2: Think of the baby.
Speaker 4: I've got to write these tips down.
Speaker 2: You can be there for any you're doing. Tickets to
Speaker 2: the Zeine's News show.
Speaker 1: You paid for this.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you've also got a kid's book.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we's got to pay for the land.
Speaker 3: It's got to pay for all these words.
Speaker 4: It's not cheap. I love a lifestyle. I chose.
Speaker 1: How do you think today's gone?
Speaker 4: Today has gone just the way my parenting's gone.
Speaker 3: Marriages by the sounds of thing.
Speaker 2: Hey, buddy, it's good to see you again.
Speaker 10: Likewise, thank you for taking take a break, lie down somewhere.
Speaker 3: Hey, let's give us some Drake tickets.
Speaker 2: I know, I don't believe Arena one thing got people
Speaker 2: going crazy for these tickets. Live nation dot com dot
Speaker 2: au is places to go two shows.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Go to back as marsh Sure are you good morning?
Speaker 8: Okay?
Speaker 6: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Are you a big Drake fan?
Speaker 6: Absolutely? I saw him timing was here and it's been
Speaker 6: a very long time.
Speaker 1: Well you're going again, going again.
Speaker 3: That is amazing. Thank you so much. Have fun.
Speaker 1: I can need you to hold back that enthusiasm.
Speaker 2: What's the day like in Bacchus, Marsharye.
Speaker 6: On my way to work, so lots of traffic.
Speaker 4: What do we do?
Speaker 2: Absolutely love it, jumping out of your skin for a Tuesday,
Speaker 2: to get.
Speaker 3: On a Tuesday. She's excited. She got a drag storm
Speaker 3: in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 4: I've never seen Drake CD in the stacker.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. Remember ce these stackers where you had
Speaker 3: to if they were going and they were skipping and
Speaker 3: you had to get out and there in.
Speaker 4: The boot Ye five stacker? How many do you have?
Speaker 3: I think I think it was a five.
Speaker 1: The draw where the whole cartridge comes in.
Speaker 2: What did you get it from? Stratfield car radio?
Speaker 3: There were the car radios that you took the front off,
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, But then I I never had one
Speaker 3: of those.
Speaker 1: Box in the boot where you'd slide this cartridge, which
Speaker 1: that's cool.
Speaker 3: And did you have the big flip it's like a
Speaker 3: big c D book book with all the CDs. You
Speaker 3: didn't have to have the cases in the car and
Speaker 3: you give it like what do you want? Obviously I'm
Speaker 3: going to play the Aqua Barbie Girl c D again.
Speaker 3: Then I went through the I can just permanently stand.
Speaker 1: Do you have the DVD cabinet on display in the.
Speaker 3: Living and you put it in from all?
Speaker 2: The issue was if you'd used lime wire two.
Speaker 3: I used to, and then you didn't know what it was.
Speaker 3: You always had to write on it.
Speaker 2: That's what I do with my Ballei ones. Impossible.
Speaker 3: What about when you'd buy a DVD in Bali and
Speaker 3: then you'd be watching it come up with water mark.
Speaker 1: Across it or worse, the guy that was filming it
Speaker 1: was laughing. Tilet Steve hold the tripods still well, Good
Speaker 1: morning Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Thirty seconds morning suns out, now suns out, classic Melbourne day, beautiful.
Speaker 3: I think I can see the sun. Don't get used
Speaker 3: to those just squinting look out there to me.
Speaker 2: Throughout the day.
Speaker 1: But we have a ripping day on Thursday, coming Blue guys,
Speaker 1: Sunshine thirty two.
Speaker 3: It's only Tuesday, though.
Speaker 1: I know a lot of festive parties this week.
Speaker 3: A lot of they all kick started, I think on
Speaker 3: the weekend, guys, make good choices, behave yourselves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you know what the problem is with festive parties. Right, Oh, sorry,
Speaker 1: clin I didn't have your mic on Good Morning. What's
Speaker 1: what's happened?
Speaker 3: They're all throwing their arms in the air.
Speaker 4: What's happened?
Speaker 2: You said Christmas party?
Speaker 4: No I didn't. I said festive party. You just said it.
Speaker 3: You said it on the executive producer. Check the tape
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty four ten. Come on, come on, Melbourne. We
Speaker 3: all know police.
Speaker 1: He's done it. This will be amazing because there's one
Speaker 1: rule on this shaft. You say the C word, we
Speaker 1: play Mariah.
Speaker 4: I don't think you.
Speaker 3: Said, can I just make a shot? We've already played
Speaker 3: it three times this morning.
Speaker 2: I was not so careful. I was very careful.
Speaker 4: It wasn't.
Speaker 3: The Court of Melbourne will decide.
Speaker 1: But what I was going to say is there's a
Speaker 1: lot of festive parties, and the problem with the festive
Speaker 1: parties is sometimes people who don't normally party during the year.
Speaker 1: It's their big one night and it's socially excited.
Speaker 3: Right, Penny morning, you've called through?
Speaker 2: Who said it?
Speaker 3: Pny Penny go can you hear me?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 8: Yeah, sorry, yes, he said Christmas.
Speaker 11: Literally as I got in the car.
Speaker 3: I did jay to check the tape.
Speaker 2: I said festive.
Speaker 3: You might have said festive and then you've backed it
Speaker 3: up with Christmas.
Speaker 1: No, no, we.
Speaker 3: Got any anyone else because the phones are all ringing.
Speaker 4: I didn't know. I'm very good at that checking.
Speaker 3: The juries out to look at them.
Speaker 2: Just stand by, please in your cars.
Speaker 3: It's a.
Speaker 1: Matter because Brody came on the air and said it
Speaker 1: straight afterwards.
Speaker 3: We'll check just yeah, but I know we've got to
Speaker 3: tell you. We want to know who to blame. If
Speaker 3: you've just tuned in this month, if you say the
Speaker 3: S word on.
Speaker 2: Our we have listened back. You said festive parties.
Speaker 3: You brody him all right, Melbourne, and we're loving that
Speaker 3: or hating it doesn't matter. The game goes on.
Speaker 1: For the fourth time this morning.
Speaker 3: It's been four but you two dropped the sea bomb
Speaker 3: three times in the first half hour.
Speaker 2: Of the show The Trade.
Speaker 4: He's loved it.
Speaker 3: They did. They got it three times.
Speaker 1: Enough Now this is no over one hundred. You're on
Speaker 1: the air with Jason and Lauren clint here as well.
Speaker 1: Yet we are live, and we are on the air
Speaker 1: with you in the lead up to the big Festive Day.
Speaker 3: And we have one rule on this show. If you
Speaker 3: say the C word in December, we play Mariah exactly.
Speaker 1: Hey, guys, a lot of shows have finished for the year.
Speaker 1: We are staying on. But we thought, you know, a
Speaker 1: lot of shows look back at their best of moments. Yes,
Speaker 1: I thought we should take a look back at our
Speaker 1: worst moments. Well no, no, no, it was just such
Speaker 1: a strong word.
Speaker 3: I would say things were not proud of, perhaps.
Speaker 4: Not our finest.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, things when yeah.
Speaker 4: Are not so fine moments.
Speaker 1: And I think I hit rock bottom earlier this year
Speaker 1: when I told you guys about a little trip to
Speaker 1: the burger chain grilled. So I grab a seat and
Speaker 1: there's two trade's next to me, and they've just finished
Speaker 1: up and they get up and walk out. And now
Speaker 1: the corner of my eye, I noticed one of them
Speaker 1: hasn't finished these chips. No that like, what do we talking?
Speaker 1: They're sitting in the container. This is the normal chips,
Speaker 1: you know, with the little salts and herb on it.
Speaker 1: So it's not like sprawled on the plates, not sitting
Speaker 1: in leftover burger juice or anything. It's just in the
Speaker 1: little chip cup and with all these chips sticking out.
Speaker 3: You didn't didn't?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: Are you telling me.
Speaker 3: You didn't need them? Did you eat them?
Speaker 1: I was still waiting for my burger and it was
Speaker 1: busy and I was hungry.
Speaker 3: No, but that person could have been coughing all over them,
Speaker 3: could have sneezed on them. Maybe that's why they didn't
Speaker 3: eat them.
Speaker 1: I saw them eating.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they might have snotted all over them.
Speaker 2: They didn't.
Speaker 3: Did you ate someone else's snot? Are you chucked in?
Speaker 2: Did they seven? When you How many chips were there?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, it was like they were.
Speaker 4: All upright and that was it. Well, there's a reason
Speaker 4: a hand in that chip.
Speaker 1: Maybe one had gone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but there's a reason he didn't eat them, and
Speaker 3: it's probably the snotted on them. Someone s notted on
Speaker 3: here is my question. Maybe there's a bug in them.
Speaker 1: Hypothetic or you walking to a pub. Oh, let's take
Speaker 1: that table there, right, you sit down, there's left over meal?
Speaker 2: No, No, not someone.
Speaker 3: Else, especially if it's a full meal for a reason.
Speaker 2: But if you're starving, all I'm saying, are you a friend?
Speaker 2: If it's a friend family away at.
Speaker 3: The chippies, I say, but it's.
Speaker 1: Never crossed your mind, Just to God.
Speaker 3: Never once. I wouldn't actually go and sit at a
Speaker 3: table with someone's full meal there. I'd assumed someone was
Speaker 3: coming back to sit there.
Speaker 4: Well, like the remnants of the meal.
Speaker 1: How many chips did you eat from the packet? Did
Speaker 1: you finish the packet?
Speaker 3: Did you not order your own chips? Because you're like,
Speaker 3: there's a perfect.
Speaker 1: I ordered my own chips, but I was waiting. Here's
Speaker 1: a question. Hang on, are you telling me in hospital?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: If you worked in hospital and you were carrying out
Speaker 1: a schnitzel and chips, right.
Speaker 3: You're not eating oh if you work there?
Speaker 4: If you worked there, no.
Speaker 3: I have a pick before I before I dropped them out,
Speaker 3: so I knew that they were fresh. You don't know
Speaker 3: what people have been doing on that.
Speaker 4: But if you if you were the waiter, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: that's fine.
Speaker 3: Like we had some hot chippies in the airline lounge
Speaker 3: before flying home to Melbourne. The other girlfriends hot chips
Speaker 3: and I knocked a whole glass of shardeney in the
Speaker 3: hot chippies and then we kind of drained it out,
Speaker 3: but no one ate the chips. And I was like,
Speaker 3: if they went back, someone ate them.
Speaker 4: That's better than vinegar.
Speaker 3: With sen trippies, you never know what's been on them.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 2: Yuck yet, No, I don't think anyone's going to be
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 3: I would definitely eat them before I took them to
Speaker 3: the twenty four ten.
Speaker 1: Whether you work in hospital or you were just in
Speaker 1: a restaurant, have you eaten food off someone else's plate.
Speaker 2: Around after after? Because on the way out it's different
Speaker 2: to on the way back in.
Speaker 1: Maybe you were clear on a table you're walking back
Speaker 1: into the kitchen and went, well, if they're not going
Speaker 1: to eat that nugget, I'm gonna happen.
Speaker 4: I mean, a full nugget's a very different ballgame.
Speaker 3: But what are you pulling out a spoon and having
Speaker 3: a bite of someone's pavelover half attack you? You love
Speaker 3: a perform that's my no, And they're all going to say.
Speaker 1: No, no, they're not strange thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: He's our number.
Speaker 1: Have you eaten food off someone else's plate that you
Speaker 1: don't know after they have finished.
Speaker 3: That's so gross.
Speaker 1: No, let's see how sick the people are listening to
Speaker 1: this show. We'll hit the phones next on over Modding Lubourne.
Speaker 1: Just go on a minute to wait, you're on the
Speaker 1: air with Jason Lauren. Huge joke still to come, five
Speaker 1: K question on the way And if you've got the
Speaker 1: kids in the car, you're gonna want to be listening
Speaker 1: at quarter past eight because have we got a very
Speaker 1: cool announcement we do. This is going to be a
Speaker 1: lot of fun.
Speaker 3: Kids don't want to miss this one.
Speaker 2: You don't want to be a part of it. Quarter
Speaker 2: past eight will give you all the details. At the moment, though,
Speaker 2: we are talking about our not so fine a moment
Speaker 2: through the year.
Speaker 3: I'm not so fine a moment, want a way.
Speaker 1: To put it, not so finest, not our finest, not
Speaker 1: our finest.
Speaker 2: One of which was me going to pick up grilled
Speaker 2: one day, waiting for the burger and chips to be ready.
Speaker 2: Notice that the trade's on the table next to me
Speaker 2: had left their chips.
Speaker 4: They left.
Speaker 3: That's repulsive behavior for you to eat them.
Speaker 2: It was in the container. There was no burger juice, any.
Speaker 3: I don't like food wastage, but I'm not I'm a
Speaker 3: bit worried about the germs that may have been spread
Speaker 3: on those.
Speaker 4: Any chip dip.
Speaker 2: No, if there had a been chip dip, would you
Speaker 2: have had a No, that's just crossing a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because what if they double I'm.
Speaker 2: Missed a high moral ground. Let's go to accident.
Speaker 4: Mel.
Speaker 2: Have you eaten food off random people's plates after they're done?
Speaker 6: I know, Like I work in Hosso and I can
Speaker 6: tell you for sure. Definitely, people eat your chips before
Speaker 6: they come out of the kitchen, eat the plates and
Speaker 6: they come back in. But it's something we would fire
Speaker 6: people for. And the other thing I can't handle is
Speaker 6: when someone leaves their cake. I don't want your cake.
Speaker 6: I don't want your kids dirty hands to be in
Speaker 6: your cake.
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Like, do you mean if someone brings a birthday cake
Speaker 3: and then they only have half of it and then
Speaker 3: they leave it there.
Speaker 6: That happens all the time. They leave half the cake
Speaker 6: and the young stuff will always get excited.
Speaker 4: To know you cut a thin piece off on the ed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 6: You throw that touches it takes lollies off it no,
Speaker 6: thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a protective piece and then you dive into the
Speaker 1: rest of it.
Speaker 4: It's free game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Natasha, don't mind that. King lake West, good morning,
Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 2: What do you do this?
Speaker 3: Your chippy monster?
Speaker 2: Like Jason?
Speaker 5: Well, it was actually my husband. So we went to
Speaker 5: rock Pool one night.
Speaker 2: There was more of.
Speaker 1: Us fancy lick someone else's plate there.
Speaker 6: And then there was a fruit behind us.
Speaker 3: And it was funny.
Speaker 6: Because they had the birthday cake and they cut it
Speaker 6: up and put it on all little plates and no
Speaker 6: one ate it.
Speaker 4: They all left o caake.
Speaker 5: So we grabbed the cake off the table behind it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 3: Saved you one hundred bucks in Did you want to
Speaker 3: go back with the staff frowning upon you? Reckon, they
Speaker 3: were judging you. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think we did it undercover, you.
Speaker 3: Know, as if they dropped the cake on a different
Speaker 3: table and then they came over to take your dessert
Speaker 3: orders and you're all covered in chocolate.
Speaker 2: That screams cost of living crisis, doesn't it? Not eating
Speaker 2: somebody else's cake at rock Pool?
Speaker 3: Rock Pool? Or hang in there once.
Speaker 2: Ahead?
Speaker 4: Is it? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yes, they do this mac and cheese side
Speaker 3: that comes back. It was like a want in a lifetime.
Speaker 3: We must go else must.
Speaker 1: At the boundary. I get my sides with the steak.
Speaker 3: What you choose chips, and.
Speaker 1: I always go mash and yeah, peppers.
Speaker 2: Mashing because mash just feels a bit healthier.
Speaker 3: If you someone else's mashed potato off their plate, that
Speaker 3: do me with your She was a work wife. If
Speaker 3: I saw you lean over and eat someone's Alice's half
Speaker 3: eaten mashed potato, I'm telling you right now, Jason, Lauren
Speaker 3: would be no longer. I'm in a divorcing kind of mood.
Speaker 3: Don't push me.
Speaker 1: Whatever happened to that radio show? Well, you know, meshed potato.
Speaker 3: I'll leave you over the mashed potato.
Speaker 2: Tom Koda, guys, how are you?
Speaker 1: We're good?
Speaker 2: Tom?
Speaker 1: What are you guilty of?
Speaker 9: It wasn't food, but it was actually drink. I went
Speaker 9: to a pub one day. I was by myself. I'd
Speaker 9: just been through a really bad breakup, so I was like,
Speaker 9: let's have a beer. And then there was a big
Speaker 9: group of people next to me having all the a
Speaker 9: couple of guys, and they all just walked out and
Speaker 9: left half their beers half full.
Speaker 4: I thought waste what not? Good boy?
Speaker 2: I mean good boy, And.
Speaker 9: I finished about three beers on the house and I
Speaker 9: was wrapped.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it wasn't a jug. They're actually half drunk bees.
Speaker 4: But what about the backwash?
Speaker 3: Remember as a kid, you go last time sad his backwash.
Speaker 2: After the third But you don't know what you put
Speaker 2: in your mouth anyway.
Speaker 3: Oh I do.
Speaker 2: Backwash. It's just for where are you putting?
Speaker 1: I didn't sound like, well, good morning, welcome you Tuesday.
Speaker 1: I got some sad news around bloody Elton John saying
Speaker 1: he's losing his eyesight. I know, need to see Harold
Speaker 1: from neighbors Ian Smith, the actor been diagnosed with cancer.
Speaker 3: Yes, I did see that.
Speaker 2: He did an interview yesterday saying it's non not fixable either.
Speaker 3: So he's an icon.
Speaker 4: Icon.
Speaker 1: So our hearts go out to him and his family.
Speaker 3: Very much so. And what's happened to Elton John's eye sight?
Speaker 1: Just Instagram click baited me he said he's lost.
Speaker 4: His eye sight?
Speaker 3: Well I think he announced it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he did.
Speaker 4: Elton about one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 1: He wasn't looking looking in the best form last time he.
Speaker 3: Was out still really seeing Elton, Yes, he.
Speaker 1: Can all right, let's go to Ali. Who' john he's
Speaker 1: on the air. Good morning?
Speaker 12: Are we good morning?
Speaker 4: How are you good?
Speaker 3: How? You're a waitress at Lazy Mods.
Speaker 12: I work at the one in Melton.
Speaker 3: Yes, one in Melton. Is the one of Wrigle Robolds
Speaker 3: used to it smaking.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, this is up more towards like Meraban way.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 4: Is it just like a bar.
Speaker 12: No, it's a full restaurant. They have heaps of meals there.
Speaker 12: There's so many things to pick from. Come down to
Speaker 12: melt and I'll look after you.
Speaker 3: Oh what's the number one recommendation?
Speaker 2: Sounds like you're being held hostage by the owner.
Speaker 6: Yeah, my favorite to beef rips.
Speaker 12: It's got a beautiful sweet Asian sources it.
Speaker 8: It's amazing.
Speaker 2: We must go, We must go, we must go.
Speaker 3: We've got a lazy most and right right.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of carps. What'd you just say?
Speaker 3: I said, we go to lazy Mose for our.
Speaker 2: Celebration. Celebrate what you're saying, celebration with the c.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, sticky beef ribs it is. And the
Speaker 1: question for you, what do you want to go today?
Speaker 1: Easy as a question for fifty bucks that kids normally
Speaker 1: go with medium question for five hundred or the big one?
Speaker 1: Five k What are we thinking?
Speaker 12: I'm going for fifty because my nerves get to me
Speaker 12: and I'd rather leave with something rather than nothing.
Speaker 4: So good attitude.
Speaker 3: Sixty dollars, fifty dollars.
Speaker 2: I said, how much of the sticky?
Speaker 3: On the other time we had a fifty dollars question,
Speaker 3: it was how many sides to triangle hat? And they
Speaker 3: said four?
Speaker 1: Yeah, will fifty bucks get us the sticky ribs? And
Speaker 1: sure we will probably get you half the French?
Speaker 3: All right, Alie, good luck, all right.
Speaker 1: All right, Alie, you are going to hear a question
Speaker 1: you will have three seconds to answer.
Speaker 3: All right, good lucke Kelly. I really thank you. I
Speaker 3: just don't want you to make this up.
Speaker 4: I don't either, thank you for the humor of it.
Speaker 4: I love your balls.
Speaker 3: And she came here for something she doesn't want to
Speaker 3: leave with nothing. All right, Allie, for.
Speaker 1: Fifty dollars, here's your question.
Speaker 2: Who is the author behind the children's book The Cat
Speaker 2: and the Hat?
Speaker 12: Three doctor, Yes, beautiful, Yes, something is better than nothing.
Speaker 12: Thank you so much, guys.
Speaker 3: I'll get the beef rip never endoubt sis get the
Speaker 3: ribs get Yes.
Speaker 6: You have stuff, definitely, definitely.
Speaker 12: You know they look after me very well. I could
Speaker 12: just get the ribs if I wanted to.
Speaker 3: Definitely, And you're lazy, most ambassador.
Speaker 12: They look after me very well. I'm not sponsoring them,
Speaker 12: but they do very well.
Speaker 4: I love it there.
Speaker 3: How many times have you one employee of the Month? Ellie?
Speaker 12: Oh, they don't you employees the month, but if they did,
Speaker 12: my face would be all over the world.
Speaker 3: I reckon, you're right.
Speaker 4: Five k question returns tomorrow.
Speaker 1: You can head into KFC and get more bang for
Speaker 1: your bucket with KFC's pack Lunch for just nine to
Speaker 1: ninety five available on delivery.
Speaker 3: I Lin could pop down and get five of those
Speaker 3: exactly what fifty.
Speaker 1: You're on the air with and Lauren Clint here as
Speaker 1: we're listening to Nova one hundred and the le lead
Speaker 1: up to the big festive season. It's school holidays are
Speaker 1: approaching and let's be honest, times are tough at the
Speaker 1: moment heading into the festive season. Yes, people will be
Speaker 1: watching for words and it's hard. It's funny being a
Speaker 1: parent and we saw it firsthand as well. You'll make
Speaker 1: so many sacrifices for yourself to spend the money on
Speaker 1: the kids to give them a good experience, and it's
Speaker 1: not easy. So we want to try and help Melbourne
Speaker 1: families out. So we thought, before we get out of
Speaker 1: here for the summer holidays, why don't we take over something
Speaker 1: that kids would love.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited about this, and not just not just tickets, no, no, no, we.
Speaker 4: Have the keys to this joint.
Speaker 3: And we're going to be there too with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to open it up just for our listeners.
Speaker 3: My dream day Bus.
Speaker 2: It's like Lampoon's vacation. We may take over the theme park.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're off. That's exactly what's happening.
Speaker 4: This is better than rely World.
Speaker 11: Film by A World is turning seven. We're seven times
Speaker 11: for fun. It's where slides, rides and wildlife collides. Do
Speaker 11: buy a well theme park, Come get a wildlife, Jason Lawrence.
Speaker 1: We have the keys that come buy a World, and
Speaker 1: we want you to join us. We're going to be
Speaker 1: live from there next Thursday and we are going to
Speaker 1: open the park for Melbourne families that listen to this show.
Speaker 3: It's going to be so fun. We're going to be there.
Speaker 3: We've got breakfast there'll be no one in line, no
Speaker 3: ride for everyone. Well, they're opening up the gates for us, Clint,
Speaker 3: I love that and standards. You're gonna go down the
Speaker 3: big water slide.
Speaker 1: Well, he's the best bit, Lauren.
Speaker 2: I've booked him on one of the rides already for
Speaker 2: the eight thirty news.
Speaker 3: You're jaking on the water slide or a big dipper.
Speaker 1: Well, he wanted the water slide, so you can get
Speaker 1: the rig out. But I think we'll go on something
Speaker 1: that has the potential to make him vomit.
Speaker 3: So we want to know why do you want to come?
Speaker 3: Do you just want to come for a fun day out?
Speaker 3: Is it your birthday? Maybe you're turning seven like Gunbaye World.
Speaker 3: You might want to bring five friends.
Speaker 1: So look, I've got family passes. We've got to stack
Speaker 1: of passes to go, So thirteen twenty fourteen is our number. Otherwise,
Speaker 1: if you're driving at the moment, don't stress. You can
Speaker 1: register by the Nova Player app or we've got well
Speaker 1: over one hundred tickets we're going to offload between now go.
Speaker 3: To novafm dot com dot or you can go on
Speaker 3: the wind page. Register there there we go. Tell us
Speaker 3: why you want to come down use the dial up.
Speaker 3: Maybe you want to bring your ballet class for the
Speaker 3: end of year.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool.
Speaker 3: Breakup.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you just trying to bring your family. We've
Speaker 1: got our my sister.
Speaker 4: Sorry, well I.
Speaker 3: Was just thinking maybe a whole much.
Speaker 2: Of colorids something been different. My wife has her brother
Speaker 2: and his family in town.
Speaker 3: Well, they're going to have to get on the Nova
Speaker 3: wind page.
Speaker 1: That's what I said to him.
Speaker 3: They want to come, but we have so many tickets.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited to meet all these kids right around
Speaker 3: Melbourne as well.
Speaker 4: It is going to be a huge day.
Speaker 2: Big shout out to Gumbay for coming on board and
Speaker 2: saying yeah, guys, theme parts yours.
Speaker 1: They are turning seven with seven times the fun. It's
Speaker 1: where slides, rides and wildlife collide. Gumbai World Theme Park.
Speaker 3: It's a kid's day out.
Speaker 2: You and I one of those big tubes.
Speaker 4: Come get a wild life. Yes we should, like you
Speaker 4: know what the big tubes you have to share?
Speaker 2: I got the python out there last time, or they
Speaker 2: got the python out and.
Speaker 3: There snakes there. Yeah, there are there a reptile park
Speaker 3: they got there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like well that's the thing. There's like a
Speaker 1: reptile section like an animal section. The water slides and
Speaker 1: then there's the right.
Speaker 3: Okay, well let's see if some kids want to come,
Speaker 3: shall we.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Geelong?
Speaker 3: Tash, Natasha?
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, you going?
Speaker 4: We are good?
Speaker 1: How many kids you got?
Speaker 8: I've got?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: No, we're losing. Would you say two hundred kids.
Speaker 9: Going to go on the big flies?
Speaker 2: How many kids?
Speaker 3: How many kids?
Speaker 2: Two kids?
Speaker 6: I'd love Yeah. If my nieces and nephews could.
Speaker 2: Come, yeah, you know what, We'll bring them all, Natasha,
Speaker 2: two family passes coming your way.
Speaker 1: Cannot wait to mate?
Speaker 3: Hailey, good morning. You want to bring your two granddaughters?
Speaker 3: How old are they?
Speaker 2: I've got two granddaughters therefore and five?
Speaker 4: You shall way too young to have two granddaughters.
Speaker 3: Sorry? Are you a cool grandma? Sounds like it?
Speaker 4: I am a cool grandma? Very young?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Good on it? All right? Do you want to come
Speaker 3: down to granddaughters? We've got a family pass for you.
Speaker 3: Will see you next Thursday for the Ultimate Kids day out.
Speaker 4: Gracie and Phil and Brae you're coming along.
Speaker 3: Oh how old are you? Gracie?
Speaker 5: I'm eleven?
Speaker 3: And now who do you want to bring? You're going
Speaker 3: to come on your own or would you like to
Speaker 3: bring something. She's going to drive there on my sister
Speaker 3: and my parents.
Speaker 4: Wonderful.
Speaker 5: She's just fourteen.
Speaker 3: She's going to love it. You see, they're grac meet
Speaker 3: you and no lineups, no lineup.
Speaker 1: So how this will work is when we get there
Speaker 1: next Thursday, right, Yeah, I'm going to take you guys
Speaker 1: to a meeting point.
Speaker 3: Are you going to write your phone number on my handing?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: If you guys get lost, we meet back at the
Speaker 1: Python enclosure.
Speaker 3: Great.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, meet at the Snakes.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to go to any of the snakes,
Speaker 3: so I think we should change the meeting spot. Okay,
Speaker 3: the big slide.
Speaker 4: The cafe still have the big peacock out the front.
Speaker 4: What is it? Yeah? Yeah, I'm pretty.
Speaker 2: Sure that Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 4: Peacock?
Speaker 1: I believe it's peacock. I remember the giant cage near
Speaker 1: the car park. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember, Yes, it's
Speaker 1: still there. Have that confirmation the thumbs up.
Speaker 4: Very good.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're meeting at the big pock.
Speaker 1: We're meeting at the peacock.
Speaker 2: We get lost, stay together.
Speaker 3: Hey, we have more opportunities to win tomorrow, but also
Speaker 3: jump on the wind page at Nova fm dot com
Speaker 3: dot au and we could be seeing you for our
Speaker 3: kids day out next thursdaymorrow cleaning.
Speaker 1: I think it's always good to ask on the quiet
Speaker 1: if there's an animal still with us before you just
Speaker 1: come out publicly. It's not a life yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: It's a statue iconic.
Speaker 3: I love that you were like, yet it's still there.
Speaker 1: There is in the cage out the front.
Speaker 3: Is it a peacock or a pigeon?
Speaker 1: We're checking?
Speaker 3: I love that all that. Producers nodded, yes, No one
Speaker 3: actually knows what we're talking about. They're on a Dutch chippy.
Speaker 4: I think they've got I think they've got both.
Speaker 2: And is kids days out the front?
Speaker 1: See look at gumbuy a world.
Speaker 2: Oh what's that?
Speaker 4: Yeah that's a peacock.
Speaker 3: That's a peacocks, don't you Yeah, that's a beautiful, big peacock.
Speaker 1: Now that makes sense. Why I wasn't talking back to me?
Speaker 1: El to John ed Sheeran, Mary over one hundred what
Speaker 1: a banger? Have you seen the clip?
Speaker 3: I just made my own film clip.
Speaker 1: I did see that.
Speaker 4: Prally we were doing a bootscoot.
Speaker 3: We were we were loving it on the phones. Mom
Speaker 3: is puffed.
Speaker 4: Well I need mom's help.
Speaker 1: I will point out nova Clint here.
Speaker 2: Just be really careful because there's the rule. Because the
Speaker 2: topic that I want to raise with you is about
Speaker 2: the festive tree.
Speaker 1: If we say the C word on the show in December,
Speaker 1: we're playing around.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten. I'm intrigued about how your
Speaker 2: festive tree is looking and what you are doing to decorate.
Speaker 3: Mine snaked currently it's late. It's got the lights and
Speaker 3: that's it.
Speaker 2: I've got so many questions. Is it okay to have
Speaker 2: a naked tree?
Speaker 3: A naked tree?
Speaker 4: Nothing?
Speaker 1: No on the top, need lights, lights, I've got lights, and.
Speaker 2: I think something on that. I think you need the
Speaker 2: start and angels.
Speaker 3: Yeah, something on the top. So mine's just naked.
Speaker 4: Currently we light can I at my friend.
Speaker 3: Tour in in the homemade era because the kids are
Speaker 3: making the decos for the tree and they're very cute,
Speaker 3: but they're all just like, we have to admit defeat
Speaker 3: on the tree.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: It can't be curated and pretty. It is whatever the There.
Speaker 1: Is no glue, paddle pop sticks going on.
Speaker 2: So this is my tree.
Speaker 3: You are the grin.
Speaker 2: This is my tree as it stands. Oh, I love
Speaker 2: a good basic tree, isn't it?
Speaker 3: What do you have your own stocking? There?
Speaker 1: Is that real?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It's a real tree.
Speaker 4: You serious?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Dad went on a big adventure at the weekend
Speaker 2: and brought all.
Speaker 1: The kids Trae John went out and brought them back,
Speaker 1: put them on the stands for us.
Speaker 3: But you're also forty two. It's probably times was away.
Speaker 4: All the other kids went as well.
Speaker 1: Did he hold your hand when you walked out to
Speaker 1: the car across the riding costs?
Speaker 2: That's my dogs.
Speaker 4: What'd you just say? Wait?
Speaker 3: Did I say? I meant Clint? I think I accidentally
Speaker 3: said the wrong word. I don't think I said anything.
Speaker 2: Very top of this break, I told you, Alren Phillips,
Speaker 2: to be very very very careful.
Speaker 1: I'm going to continue the story. Check the tap to
Speaker 1: a superstore yesterday because I was told.
Speaker 2: Very firmly, but from my family, this thing needs to
Speaker 2: be decorated. It's a festive tree. It needs festive decorations.
Speaker 3: Just don't go I like minimalist. Put the lights on it,
Speaker 3: put something on the trot.
Speaker 2: I was walking the aisles.
Speaker 3: He's got two hands on two hips.
Speaker 1: Very big superstore to which I was told, I need
Speaker 1: a theme.
Speaker 3: Oh coastal for you?
Speaker 1: Do you have a cane star?
Speaker 2: The fella said, what theme are you thinking? And I
Speaker 2: said coastal? Is there a coastal Christmas theme? Do you
Speaker 2: know there are themes?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: He ran through the very I said, it's not the
Speaker 1: Maya windows.
Speaker 3: You could do like red and gold. You could do
Speaker 3: all green. You could do bowses in your The bows
Speaker 3: can go pear shaped.
Speaker 1: Though bows belong on a suitcase at the airport fourteen?
Speaker 2: What's your festive theme? Because I need because I picked
Speaker 2: up it. I picked up one buble twelve ninety five.
Speaker 4: That's ridiculous, the one buble.
Speaker 3: Jas has crossed his arms. It's got his hands on
Speaker 3: his hips. That is ridiculous. Everyone's blowing up out there.
Speaker 3: What's happened?
Speaker 4: Do you know what?
Speaker 1: Because I tried to let it go, she did say brody,
Speaker 1: Lauren said it.
Speaker 3: I mean we're doing a break about trees and decorations.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: You silly? How more forceful I could have been? Silly woman?
Speaker 1: One rule on the.
Speaker 2: Show, you drew up the sea word.
Speaker 1: Whether it's us or a listener, we play Mariah.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm protesting because I got the blame for that right.
Speaker 3: Everyone thinks I said, I called the festive stocking. You
Speaker 3: said the sea word, and everyone blamed me. The phones
Speaker 3: have gone bananas. Andy who said it?
Speaker 1: Andy ho else said it?
Speaker 8: Well, Lawrence said, Then Quint said something about the coastal thing.
Speaker 3: So hang on, say so Lauren said it first and
Speaker 3: then you said it second. So we're not playing the
Speaker 3: song again though.
Speaker 1: You heard Clint say it.
Speaker 8: Yes, backy Andy out for dry sea words.
Speaker 1: Belinda, you're not even saying the listeners are doing better.
Speaker 2: Than again, it was Lauren who said it first. She
Speaker 2: needs to You need to add a number to the
Speaker 2: Mariah Sea word tally tally?
Speaker 1: Can we if you just join us? You're on Ober
Speaker 1: one hundred.
Speaker 4: It is Jase.
Speaker 3: Lauren Clinton dispointed, it's Santa Missus Claus and the.
Speaker 2: Elves here, so we're ski on thirty twenty four to ten.
Speaker 2: Do you have a theme for your tree, because I
Speaker 2: was told that the theme changes every year as well,
Speaker 2: and it's very spinny.
Speaker 3: See, I think I'm going champagne. And when I say that,
Speaker 3: I don't mean lack bottles of champagne. Like champagne is
Speaker 3: like gold but not like bright gold. It's like muted
Speaker 3: kind of you know, sound question Champagne.
Speaker 1: I know there's the POxy in between silver, and there's
Speaker 1: the POxy tinsel that you wrap around. What about the
Speaker 1: drape tinsel?
Speaker 3: Well, there's the draped lights. Now you can get the
Speaker 3: draped lights. It's like a ring you put over the
Speaker 3: top and then they hang down so you don't have
Speaker 3: to wind.
Speaker 2: Can we get to Christy from Saint Leonard's for you?
Speaker 2: You've got a theme on your festive tree.
Speaker 4: Be careful.
Speaker 5: Before I had kids, I would change the color of
Speaker 5: my bables every year, yep. But now that I have kids,
Speaker 5: that's covered in handsmade colored.
Speaker 3: Which one stands out the most christy? Which ornament is
Speaker 3: the most terrific spectacular that you kids have made? Oh?
Speaker 5: You think of like an april bit of paper colored
Speaker 5: green with a couple of spots on it, mash back
Speaker 5: in the middle of the true beautiful thing.
Speaker 3: Ye see, when you got the kids, that's how the
Speaker 3: tree looks.
Speaker 4: That's not hanging up.
Speaker 3: Min Lisa from Lily Daye, who's taking on your tree? Morning?
Speaker 5: I had a Harry Spotter Christmas tree?
Speaker 4: What of your.
Speaker 13: One lo Christmas is just one thing.
Speaker 7: I don't care about the present, the Christmas true.
Speaker 3: Just watch for my.
Speaker 2: Prison.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry that was Lisa's.
Speaker 4: Lisa, this is on you, but I'm loving it.
Speaker 3: Lisa, Welcome to the Telly.
Speaker 1: Lisa from lily Dale. Is there something you would like
Speaker 1: to say again? Give her a second, chan I'm going
Speaker 1: to geologize, Lisa.
Speaker 6: I'm really sorry, guys.
Speaker 3: I loved it, Lisa. See it is it's that time
Speaker 3: of year where we get excited. Well done, Lasa. We're
Speaker 3: getting many calls, many texts, many messages with people sooner.
Speaker 3: I'm loving this. Its I'm so far we've not heard
Speaker 3: from anyone in this business that they're going to drag
Speaker 3: us off the air as yet.
Speaker 4: It is on you. That's a new record for us.
Speaker 3: So every time we do we had a song in.
Speaker 3: So yeah, we're running about forty minutes late today.
Speaker 2: It's just going thirteen to nine. Coming up next, we're
Speaker 2: going to check your eight thirty.
Speaker 1: News and it's coming up to nine o'clock. You're on
Speaker 1: the air with Jason Lauren clint here as well. You're
Speaker 1: listening to Noble one hundred, the Lovely Melchresena in after
Speaker 1: nine or nineten.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Mel, we're running a bit late.
Speaker 1: How bad.
Speaker 4: Hey.
Speaker 1: On the weekend I had two of the lads.
Speaker 4: I got three.
Speaker 3: Boys, lads, bloods, ladsluds.
Speaker 1: Eleven eight and two Felix Hudson and the third one
Speaker 1: who we referred to as no problem child.
Speaker 3: Nope, cheatest thing that ever lived. No, the liability, that's
Speaker 3: the one. I wonder who he gets that from.
Speaker 1: Ask any of the kids, they'll go watch your brother's name.
Speaker 3: It's the live but like two year olds other than live,
Speaker 3: I mean, he's been too what feels like about three years.
Speaker 3: We're almost convinced he's going to primary school next year.
Speaker 3: But I was out with my two year old nephew
Speaker 3: last night. He's not quite too, but he's now he's running,
Speaker 3: just started running, and I reckon I got my ten
Speaker 3: thousand steps up chasing him around the pub.
Speaker 2: The liability is on the no fly list, so we
Speaker 2: will not be going anywhere at Christmas.
Speaker 4: Why what's.
Speaker 3: Just keep going?
Speaker 2: Just keep going, keep audio medium, keep shing, keep doing that,
Speaker 2: keep going.
Speaker 3: No one noticed, no one, no one noticed, Just.
Speaker 4: Keep going from snow tip. I'm so sorry, I'm so.
Speaker 13: S all one on Christmas is just one thing. I
Speaker 13: don't care about.
Speaker 7: The present, the Christmas true just want to form my.
Speaker 13: Everyone. Sorry, makes.
Speaker 2: A new sort up for the leaderboard today.
Speaker 3: People, people are protesting in the office. This is Jason's fault.
Speaker 3: Sea Run I should be your favorite.
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry that one slipped out.
Speaker 3: I don't think anyone noticed.
Speaker 1: We could have you say the sea word on this
Speaker 1: show we play Mariah, you have it this, this is
Speaker 1: new for.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: I just looked at Jason and I said, do you
Speaker 3: think this is the moment that the bosses at Noverco.
Speaker 3: I wish we didn't get those guys.
Speaker 1: On our silly little game they play. I just ran
Speaker 1: into mel Tressina. She's gone home because we're just going
Speaker 1: to throw straight to drive.
Speaker 3: We're never going to finish this show because Jason is
Speaker 3: big mouth.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, I've said it twice. You've said, O Kate
Speaker 2: your top of the leaderboard.
Speaker 4: So here's the guy.
Speaker 1: You say the sea word on the show. In December,
Speaker 1: we playing Mariah.
Speaker 3: Let's be really get I'm writing it on a big piece.
Speaker 4: I don't want to see it.
Speaker 3: If I see it, says stop saying, don't.
Speaker 1: Don't not going to say yeah?
Speaker 2: All right, so where were we terrible child? Okay, so
Speaker 2: running and mark.
Speaker 1: Archie my two year old. By the way, you're on
Speaker 1: nov Jase Lauren Clinton.
Speaker 3: He might not be much longer.
Speaker 4: Is an ELF radio.
Speaker 1: So I took Archie and Felix out for lunch on
Speaker 1: the weekend.
Speaker 3: Lovely.
Speaker 1: We went to a sushi train. That's fun, great fun. Well,
Speaker 1: Archie loves trains and like sushi. Yeah, he doesn't mind sushi.
Speaker 1: And they do like a like a like flame girled
Speaker 1: beef there, which is great. Cocoa in Brighton.
Speaker 2: Cokorra is a is a co Cora and Richmond is it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I think it's a. I thought it was like Cocamo.
Speaker 3: Get them, we'll get there. You could do this in
Speaker 3: a sushi train.
Speaker 1: We want to go, all right, I'll picture next time
Speaker 1: I'm there.
Speaker 3: They need a marketing team, yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 1: Should play the beach ports now. The only issue with
Speaker 1: this place, all right, So I've got an eleven year
Speaker 1: old there, I've got a two year old. We're in
Speaker 1: a booth. The sushi jrain's going past. But you can
Speaker 1: also order hot dishes to rent to the table, a
Speaker 1: little tariachy chicken or something. You do it yes, they've
Speaker 1: got the little iPad screen the robot.
Speaker 2: Look at those porko yum.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they've got like a little iPad screen at
Speaker 1: the table.
Speaker 4: Caraga chicken.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. The only issue is when you order it. Obviously
Speaker 1: it goes straight to your bill, but it takes some
Speaker 1: time to come out.
Speaker 3: But when you've hit order, that's how restaurants work generally.
Speaker 1: Can I just appear now, I'm trying to engage in
Speaker 1: an in depth conversation with my eleven year old Felix yep,
Speaker 1: my two year old. The liability. It's just been quiet
Speaker 1: for a second, so I thought, cool, he's watching the train.
Speaker 1: Quiet part I realized that I'm chatting with the eleven
Speaker 1: year old. Yeah, we'll going for a couple of minutes.
Speaker 1: Archie was just sort of playing with chopsticks and stuff,
Speaker 1: playing the drums with them, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: the biggest tray of kingfish shashimi.
Speaker 3: My favorite. Oh he'd been having great time on the iPads?
Speaker 3: Did he just keep adding?
Speaker 2: There? He ran up a forty eight dollar bill on
Speaker 2: raw fish that I did not eat.
Speaker 3: Good on you. Why don't you eat kingfish? It's the
Speaker 3: best of It's a I will call that a luxury sashimi.
Speaker 1: Sh it's the king of the fish. It's a luxury
Speaker 1: item that I do not eat.
Speaker 3: You can have your samma samma salmon, salmon. Then tuna
Speaker 3: gets the silver and then kingfish.
Speaker 1: Why can you've got those little fingers to hit something
Speaker 1: with tempura?
Speaker 3: I'm sure Dad already ordered that. He was like, Dad's
Speaker 3: already or you should have seen me.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm a you got the wrong table. We
Speaker 2: did not order that because the penny hadn't dropped.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, And then we got was my child so quiet?
Speaker 1: For so we got into a warm not heated, warm
Speaker 1: discussion and that's when they were no no, no with
Speaker 1: the lady of.
Speaker 3: The lady's fault.
Speaker 5: No no no.
Speaker 3: I know, but at that time, blame the ladies for
Speaker 3: you not parenting your child.
Speaker 1: No, but I didn't know at this point that the
Speaker 1: liability had hit the screen. So I'm saying, we did
Speaker 1: not order the kingfish. She was like, you ordered the kingfish.
Speaker 1: We went round around in circles, and then she brought
Speaker 1: up the receipt and what else was on there? I
Speaker 1: ordered the kingfish?
Speaker 4: Was there dessert on there?
Speaker 3: Disappointed?
Speaker 4: The only hits no hit, no, no, no, multiple servings
Speaker 4: eight dollars. Well, it was the biggest. It was like
Speaker 4: she'd gone fishing in the ocean. It was a lot
Speaker 4: of king.
Speaker 2: Fish.
Speaker 3: So what did you do with it? Jips?
Speaker 1: No, I had to get a takeaway, so I didn't
Speaker 1: want to offend them either. I like going back there.
Speaker 3: So did you take it for your wife?
Speaker 2: Yes, that's nice.
Speaker 3: Everybody wins. She would have gone. How thoughtful of you
Speaker 3: to get the kingfish.
Speaker 2: I'm so full, I'm going to have to get this
Speaker 2: takeaway now.
Speaker 3: I want to go to one of those Japanese restaurants
Speaker 3: that has the robot that delivers it. Should we go
Speaker 3: to a robot?
Speaker 4: You know where you get those.
Speaker 2: Coco you get there?
Speaker 4: Where where we want? Right across Melbourne. This is number
Speaker 4: one hundred. Good morning.
Speaker 1: You're on the air with Jase and Lauren Clint here
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 4: Hey, that is it.
Speaker 1: We are getting out of here, finishing early tomorrow. Are
Speaker 1: more chances we made the announcement.
Speaker 2: Today we are hosting a Kid's Big Day out at
Speaker 2: Gumbay World.
Speaker 1: Gubye World's turning seven with seven times the fun. It's
Speaker 1: where water slides, rides and wildlife collide Gunbaye World Theme Park.
Speaker 4: Come get a wildlife. This is great.
Speaker 1: We've got the keys to the place.
Speaker 7: We do.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited next.
Speaker 1: Thursday to open the doors and let our Nova listeners
Speaker 1: in so well.
Speaker 3: Were the only ones there.
Speaker 1: We know kids, your mate, cost of living through the
Speaker 1: roof at the moment, it's an expensive time of year.
Speaker 1: So we thought if we can put this on as
Speaker 1: a bit of a treat for families and you know
Speaker 1: at the start of school holidays, it'll be a great.
Speaker 2: Wedding on the slide. Water slides you do.
Speaker 4: We don't do? Why not?
Speaker 1: Because my rashirts is popping.
Speaker 3: Come on, come on, do it for me because as
Speaker 3: a girl, when you go down the water slide you
Speaker 3: often end up with an extreme wedgy. I'll have to
Speaker 3: wear long pants.
Speaker 7: Thank you for.
Speaker 11: That is it.
Speaker 2: We are out of here.
Speaker 1: Meltrasina is in next. More chances to win family passes
Speaker 1: to the kids. Big day out tomorrow. Otherwise, hit up
Speaker 1: the Nova player app.
Speaker 4: Just before we go. Yep, I'm so sorry that Jase today.
Speaker 1: I know you said so many it wasn't just me
Speaker 1: say the sea word. We play Mariah tomorrow. We will
Speaker 1: be better Melbourne's.
Speaker 3: Gonna be a good Jason Lauren Jason Lauren Wake Up
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