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Speaker 1: It fits in.

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Speaker 2: We have the magnificent Liz Hayes in the studio, but

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Speaker 2: it's time for the.

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Speaker 3: Well to read out headlines sometimes what's.

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Speaker 4: Coming up and go ahead to the kitchen.

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Speaker 3: Actually fine, well metaphorically talk about an unfair battle.

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Speaker 4: It's even just the Channel nine lanyard that Liz is

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Speaker 4: wearing right now.

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Speaker 3: It's just such a power play.

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Speaker 4: It just sits in your face and says his where

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Speaker 4: you'll never work Champ.

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Speaker 3: Can you sign it.

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Speaker 2: For Matt and give it to him on the way.

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Speaker 5: It's not a problem. Actually I forgot to take it off.

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Speaker 4: Would we say that Liz Hayes, of all the people

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Speaker 4: who have stepped into the headline off arena, would be

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Speaker 4: the biggest? Like that is number one without a doubt.

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Speaker 4: Study was very strong. Yeah, Mark Ferris and Graant, Peter

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Speaker 4: Orovan and they're.

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Speaker 3: All like very strong, Not Liz Hayes. Yeah, you're going

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Speaker 3: to go first to lose? Do you go first?

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Speaker 1: Is?

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Speaker 2: The topical story is camera woman gets tattoos to help

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Speaker 2: tell the difference between left and right. Camera woman gets

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Speaker 2: tattoos to help tell the difference between left and right.

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Speaker 2: Your best headline, take it away?

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Speaker 4: Whatever this costs a ten or a fiver. Let's get

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Speaker 4: this for every woman.

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Speaker 6: Driver Daggers, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 3: The room terrible headline.

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Speaker 7: Knowing you're left from right isn't a hard teste. It's

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Speaker 7: nearly as bad as getting a tat which says better best.

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Speaker 4: You shall lose your tatpos right now, I'm well in

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Speaker 4: front of good, I'm sort of mediocre? Is doing bad?

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Speaker 7: Which one is it?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 4: Best sliding?

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Speaker 1: Sound?

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Speaker 2: All right, Liz, you're going first with this one. Next story,

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Speaker 2: Lady Yaga gets her dogs. Well, the dogs are returned,

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Speaker 2: found safe and well, tied to a pole. They were

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Speaker 2: tied to a pole and found best headlines.

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Speaker 7: Dog left shivering and attached to a pole in the

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Speaker 7: middle of the night. Sounds like Matt de Gritt's awful Bucks.

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Speaker 4: Not well played on the one hand, really hurtful on

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Speaker 4: the other. Just hearing Liz say.

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Speaker 3: My name win quite accurate.

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Speaker 4: Okay, she offered five hundred k for two dogs with

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Speaker 4: no trace. Sounds to me like a bad poker face.

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Speaker 3: Oh, because the name of one the same when you

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Speaker 3: have to explain the headline.

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Speaker 2: Alright, you can go last on this on the last story.

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Speaker 3: Show here we go.

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Speaker 2: Concerning fake videos of Tom Cruise have popped up all

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Speaker 2: over TikTok The Deep Tom Cruise. You may have seen

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Speaker 2: this before. The best headline.

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Speaker 4: Fake videos of Tom done by a layman. Perhaps this

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Speaker 4: is how we speak to Matt Damon.

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Speaker 3: That's unfair.

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Speaker 7: You're obviously having trouble on that front very much, are you.

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Speaker 3: We can't get Matt Damon.

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Speaker 2: You don't have Matt Damon's number, Liz, No.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, if I did.

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Speaker 8: That.

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Speaker 7: Fake Tom Cruise tricked everyone lately, but nothing was as

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Speaker 7: fake as his marriage to Katie. She woke up and went,

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Speaker 7: what the hell.

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Speaker 3: Was that that happened? Where am I wasn't.

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Speaker 2: The rumors were when she was so intology, you're not

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Speaker 2: allowed to make a noise when you are giving birth.

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Speaker 3: That's true. Stop no mad, no sound. So that would

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Speaker 3: have been very god Sarah one went up here.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's it's pretty easy.

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Speaker 3: It's not.

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Speaker 1: Rigged.

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Speaker 9: I know rig.

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Speaker 2: Liz, thank you so much for coming. And you are

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Speaker 6: Oh, you're so kind.

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Speaker 2: And let's talk about Wendy Williams. Now she's a talk

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Speaker 2: show host.

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Speaker 3: Over in the States. I'm about to play something that's

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Speaker 3: going to blow your mind.

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Speaker 2: But let's give I'm going to give you a bit

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Speaker 2: of a history on Wendy Williams. She's a little bit controversial.

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Speaker 5: Sarah, Oh, yes, she is. Does some weird things.

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Speaker 2: Who are the most controversial ones over the years, Jerry Springer,

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Speaker 2: I suppose yeah, Lake through out there you are not

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Speaker 2: the father?

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Speaker 3: Not his father. That was huge.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Wendy Williams does a lot of pop culture.

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Speaker 2: She likes to get people upset in that as well.

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Speaker 2: She did a Halloween special and there was a lot

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Speaker 2: of talk that she faked a fainting that she had

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Speaker 3: This was the moment.

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Speaker 1: There was a lot of fun. Let's get started. Our

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Speaker 1: first caress.

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Speaker 3: That is one acting and it was bad acting.

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Speaker 5: Here does she look like someone who poked her in

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Speaker 5: the back?

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Speaker 3: And how you faint?

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Speaker 2: The other one, the other big one with Wendy Williams,

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Speaker 2: And we played this quite a bit on our show.

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Speaker 2: But Drew Carey, who he hosts The Prices right over

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Speaker 2: in the States, his ex wife was pushed off a

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Speaker 2: balcony and she died.

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Speaker 5: It was terrible.

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Speaker 2: It was so Wendy Williams was talking about that and

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Speaker 2: how's the joke that she lands his will?

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Speaker 10: Carry's excilliance was tragically murdered over the weekend, pushed off

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Speaker 10: of a third floor balcony.

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Speaker 5: Come on down, I mean the crowd. What do you do?

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Speaker 3: That is something you do not broadcast on the TV.

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Speaker 3: How does this woman still have a job? Soorry, that's

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Speaker 3: a joke you don't make.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So this is the big one. This has happened overnight.

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Speaker 2: She's talking about he's talking about Kim kardash Go and

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Speaker 2: you know, she's probably she's saying that Kim's, without a doubt,

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Speaker 2: there be a lot of guys after Kim, and she's

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Speaker 2: probably having a pretty active life at the moment. But

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Speaker 2: then you've got to listen really carefully at the end

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Speaker 2: because we've got to dissect this.

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Speaker 1: And she probably got five new boyfriends.

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Speaker 10: We haven't caught anybody coming out of the house yet, but.

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Speaker 1: You know, just a matter of time. She's not lonely.

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Speaker 10: Good apologize, I apologize.

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Speaker 3: Hang on a minute, what was that a burble?

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Speaker 2: A fart? That was that was a bart?

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Speaker 3: No, you're no, that does not exist. This one is

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Speaker 3: she I don't know.

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Speaker 5: You see her open the mouth to.

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Speaker 3: Burp this one is real, play.

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Speaker 1: The whole and she probably got five new boyfriends.

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Speaker 10: We haven't caught anybody coming out of the house.

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Speaker 1: Yet, but you know, just a matter of time.

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Speaker 10: She's not lonely.

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Speaker 5: Wow, when you're really coologizing control.

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Speaker 3: When you look at the footage, does she go Can

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Speaker 3: of her mouth sounds.

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Speaker 5: Real because it interrupts her word that she's saying.

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Speaker 3: The fartt is never related to a burn.

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Speaker 2: It is because you are exerting pressure.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but but it's a build up of gas. No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: but hearing it from your stomach.

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Speaker 11: I you go to burp, you are exerting intestinal Maybe

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Speaker 11: she's gone to hold it in. It's already come out

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Speaker 11: and she's accident in the tensing of all her muscles.

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Speaker 8: Drum.

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Speaker 3: You never heard anybody burpan fart at the same time.

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Speaker 3: In fact, this is outstanding thirteen twenty. Do you bourbon

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Speaker 3: fart at the same time? Can we hear it again? No,

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Speaker 3: but it sounds How did they did they have.

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Speaker 5: A mom and she's sitting down that's a bart?

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Speaker 3: How did they get the sound from her bum?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Because it's fairly clear what Wallady.

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Speaker 2: Now, well, that would be the miss crophone would be

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Speaker 2: on her chest to do the whole clip agin there.

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Speaker 1: She's probably got five new boyfriends.

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Speaker 10: We haven't caught anybody coming out of the house yet,

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Speaker 10: but you know, just a matter of time.

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Speaker 1: She's not lonely. Quick burp, apologize, I apologize and.

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Speaker 3: A push into the cushion, A pushing that's uh wow.

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Speaker 5: She's not a single issue, which is astonishing. She seems amazing.

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Speaker 3: She drinking a bit.

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Speaker 2: You could never do that again.

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Speaker 3: No, would. You've never done it, and I've never heard

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Speaker 3: of anybody else that's done it, and we haven't received

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Speaker 2: Is that the first? But the live bart on air,

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Speaker 2: it's that is amazing, too childish to go through the

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Speaker 3: It fits in another sign that I'm getting old.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm finding myself doing at the moment,

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Speaker 2: and you know how I've told you, and you guys

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Speaker 2: hear me when we have group shots here at Nova,

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Speaker 2: when someone's taking a photo, I say to you guys,

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Speaker 2: to make myself smile, I do that, giggle myself giggle,

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Speaker 2: so you will often hear me going fake.

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Speaker 3: Laughing is another thing that.

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Speaker 2: I find as you get older, you do a lot

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Speaker 3: With your smile too. You're doing a lot of tongue

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Speaker 3: in teeth. I'm not sure if that's meant to look cute. Yeah,

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Speaker 11: It's your bottom chin, that's like, and you put your

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Speaker 2: So anyway, what I've found myself doing now quite a

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Speaker 3: And you guys can back me up here.

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Speaker 2: Whether it's at work, or you're running to someone that

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Speaker 2: you haven't seen for a while, it's always go on

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Speaker 2: Then you start a conversation right and about a minute

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Speaker 2: in you know it's done. Then there's that moment I'm

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Speaker 2: finding myself now that same noise that I do for

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Speaker 2: the photos, Sarah. I will wind up a conversation really quickly,

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Speaker 2: and as I walk off from people, I find myself going.

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Speaker 5: And you are thinking it.

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Speaker 2: I just laughed like there was nothing to that conversation.

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Speaker 2: And as I'm walking off, I'm going. It's like I'm

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Speaker 2: mocking them, and I feel really bad. I did it

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Speaker 2: with BJ Valentine.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what I've started doing is where you

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Speaker 3: ask someone a question, but you don't even listen for

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Speaker 3: ask you, and you fill in the blade. You've said

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Speaker 3: this before, you go, hey, how's it going? Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 3: good mate. So you're not even yeah, you're not even

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Speaker 3: listening for their comeback, and you're just rounding out the

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Speaker 4: You know, you said, and I quote, I find myself.

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Speaker 4: I'll ask someone how their day is, and I just

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Speaker 4: how mine is, because I know my day is better

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Speaker 4: than theirs.

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Speaker 3: Story is more in.

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Speaker 2: The other big one as well. Is a good chance

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Speaker 2: pause in the conversations, Well we'll have a lovely day,

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Speaker 3: Only just realized.

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Speaker 2: If you missed last week, it was a doozy podcast

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Speaker 3: Go for it.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know this.

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Speaker 3: This woman has found this out.

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Speaker 1: Put them in the sink and then you run hot

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just that going down your drain.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that makes you nervous. Why wouldn't they publicize that though?

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Speaker 5: That would get rid of them?

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Speaker 3: Then you don't know, Troy, what have you only just realized?

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Speaker 9: I've only just realized that sultanas that dried?

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Speaker 1: Great?

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Speaker 3: Well done. Welcome Troy, Welcome buddy. What was the moment

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Speaker 3: when the penny dropped?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 9: I think the missus was just telling me, what's what

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Speaker 2: You know, it takes a while. It would take a

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Speaker 2: No, you leave him out in the sun.

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Speaker 3: Traditional apricot drawing techniques. VICKI, what have you only just realized?

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Speaker 8: I've had an iPhone for about nine years. I didn't know.

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Speaker 2: It's a bit all.

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Speaker 3: Over the shop though what the voice to text?

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Speaker 2: Obviously there's the grammar wise, you know, there's no capital learners,

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Speaker 1: Scene.

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Speaker 5: You can get away with a fair bit though blaming it.

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Speaker 2: Do you actually say full stop?

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Speaker 2: Does that work?

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Speaker 3: You do?

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Speaker 7: Do?

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Speaker 12: You can go like hey, Siri, send a message to Fitzy. Hey, Fitzy,

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Speaker 12: comma to do this today? Like you'll stop really dictating

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Speaker 3: Well done technology, Thanks, you're leading Philips whatever.

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Speaker 2: You only just.

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Speaker 9: Realize, I only just realized.

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Speaker 8: You know, the mister episodes, there's only sifteen ever made.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, mister bean, they just rerolled them all the time.

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Speaker 4: Is that up there with Faulty Towers?

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Speaker 3: Faulty Towers was eight eight?

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Speaker 5: You're kidding me?

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Speaker 3: That was it for Faulty Towers. So, mister bean, and

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Speaker 2: He's come out now Rowan Atkinson and said I will

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Speaker 2: never do mister Bane again.

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Speaker 5: Understandable.

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Speaker 3: You're right.

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Speaker 2: I think he passed away last year as well.

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Speaker 3: Hell I thought I only just realized, Joe and what

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Speaker 3: have you?

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Speaker 9: Only just realized, only just realized that the word news

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think it does. I'm going to argue

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Speaker 8: Well, this looks like yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think that's a theory. Well, Tommy's on the goog. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: there's a there's a couple of iff you won for me.

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Speaker 3: great to think about, Joe. It's good to get your

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Speaker 11: You know what, I'm gonna let fits you choose because

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Speaker 2: Yeah, look, a lot of people are going to say

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Speaker 8: So VICKI.

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Speaker 1: It fits in with.

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Speaker 3: Let's move on to this one thirteen twenty fourteen. Who

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Speaker 2: I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking on my glass.

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Speaker 2: Great moment. What what He stood up and then time

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Speaker 2: and said, I'm going to go for this.

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Speaker 3: We're here to party, and I think it.

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Speaker 2: Worked Cory for a few weeks, Max marks and jumped

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Speaker 3: Then we did bring it back. If you remember on

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Speaker 5: It was a promotion, I think for red Bulls. So

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Speaker 3: what about the Chick Chick Boom girl? Wonder whatever happened

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Speaker 5: Is that all beau't be anymore? That's all.

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Speaker 3: She had a whole story which ended in Chick Chick Boom.

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Speaker 3: We'll see.

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Speaker 3: You're killing me what Lisa's parents looked over the back

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Speaker 3: I said, oh, mate, I was having a look at

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Speaker 11: Go, And he said.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm breeding plankton. What plankton? That is?

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Speaker 5: To what end? Is he feeding whales or something?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I didn't look at the swimming pool. Weird.

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Speaker 9: So, my an old friend from the UK. She lived

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Speaker 2: The mesh that was just in such a suburban street.

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Speaker 2: That's where they buried the bodies out the back, is that? Yeah?

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Speaker 9: They She got invited to one of the daughter's birthday

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Speaker 2: Oh, man, that would freak me.

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Speaker 3: They did Halloween really well at that house, David.

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Speaker 2: That house now is quite People go there and take

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Speaker 9: They It was put up for sales for one pound

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Speaker 3: How many people how many people were murdered theated I think.

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Speaker 9: They killed that. I think there was four of their

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Speaker 5: Ever see them digging in the yard?

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Speaker 9: No, she went to school with the kids, hung with them.

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Speaker 2: Well. Loveman tells the story of when he was coming

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Speaker 3: How scary is that, Dave?

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Speaker 2: Thanks for your call, buddy, Myra and Guy and me

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Speaker 8: Oh, when he was he was living there, we were four,

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Speaker 8: were married, and we discovered that mister rentor kill, Christopher

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Speaker 3: He was He was mad too, wasn't he, Mayra?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 8: And the day he was shot, we had just left,

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Speaker 8: my mom, mother in law ran up the street, down

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Speaker 8: the street to him, and he came up holding his

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Speaker 8: ear with blood running over, running down, and she would

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Speaker 8: you like me to get you an ambulance?

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: So what he was a hit man? Was he?

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Speaker 8: He was a hit man?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: He disappeared a few years later.

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Speaker 13: Seriously, the rumor was that Roger Rogerson, right, So they

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Speaker 13: used to he used to use him as a hit man,

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Speaker 13: and then all of a sudden he did a couple

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Speaker 13: of bad things.

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Speaker 2: I think Chris Flannery.

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Speaker 3: And then he went missing.

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Speaker 2: Oh the old concrete gunment. So no, they never they

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Speaker 2: never found him. He was in under He was in

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Speaker 2: a few Underbelly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, anyone checked. You were in Underbelly as well?

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Speaker 3: Was I was in Squizzy instead of the nineteen twenties

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Speaker 3: Squazzy Taylor, You still do the line if you'd like,

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Speaker 3: mister Taylor, mister Leslie Taylor very much. The Rat Party

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