Speaker 1: Welcome to Perth number one podcast. You're listening to the
Speaker 1: Jamo and Dylan Show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're on the way that dance Bra little
Speaker 2: Man trip with before. Gooday, guys, and welcome back to
Speaker 2: another episode of The Jammo and Dylan Show. Today it
Speaker 2: hit the minus degrees here in.
Speaker 3: Perth, minus one point one in Gendericot, I think was
Speaker 3: the coldest spot. I got up and it was minus
Speaker 3: zero point eight. I could not believe it. I thought
Speaker 3: it was like a glitch on my phone. I said,
Speaker 3: this can't be right.
Speaker 2: And lately winter in Perth it says it feels colder
Speaker 2: than it even here.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I said, it felt like negative two point five.
Speaker 2: Yesterday the sun was out. I had a bit of
Speaker 2: time before I started working the afternoon, so I went
Speaker 2: and go. I went to go and kick the footy. Right,
Speaker 2: it was sunny and freezing. Yep. There was like this
Speaker 2: breeze and it was an Arctic breeze. Yep. I couldn't believe.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's.
Speaker 3: Coming straight from Antarctica right now. Yeah, I guess we
Speaker 3: are fairly good getting that breeze. Bro Like, it's just
Speaker 3: it gets to about fourteen fifteen and it's just ice. Honestly.
Speaker 2: I even think about the people down like in southwestern Australia,
Speaker 2: Like I'm talking the Albanis and stuff.
Speaker 3: How are they going?
Speaker 2: Surely that's like negative three.
Speaker 3: Let's see, Well maybe an Albany are going.
Speaker 2: Maybe they're faring just fine. Who knows.
Speaker 3: We're actually colder, our minimums colder than that.
Speaker 2: Maybe they're just more of a stable.
Speaker 3: And people want to say Albany is cold, then warm
Speaker 3: weather slickers. Boy, they would know cold winter have slapped
Speaker 3: them in the face.
Speaker 2: But then like our forty degree days, they've got like
Speaker 2: a twenty eight yeah, so.
Speaker 3: They would know a hot day either. Living easy, bro.
Speaker 2: The cold weather can't keep us away from the races though, Deal,
Speaker 2: because the sun's coming out on Saturday. Thanks to play West,
Speaker 2: we're heading to the races. We're going to be punting,
Speaker 2: watching the Western Derby and also doing some other videos
Speaker 2: with them. It's going to be a great collaboration. What
Speaker 2: are some of the other videos we're doing. Deal?
Speaker 3: Oh, it's exciting, day mate. The opportunity is just unreal.
Speaker 3: Now we've talked to play West for a while and
Speaker 3: we've met the owner. She's a really, really nice person.
Speaker 3: And things have just lined up and how good is
Speaker 3: this opportunity coming up? We are getting to spend our
Speaker 3: Saturday morning in a Rolls Royce near the beach, living
Speaker 3: it up, bro. How we deserve to be. So we'll
Speaker 3: film some content there. I believe there is a person
Speaker 3: that we're meeting as well who's going to help out,
Speaker 3: so that should be good. And then yeah, with play West,
Speaker 3: we're doing some content and we're going to a bit
Speaker 3: of winter racing, which we're very excited for, very excited.
Speaker 2: Be sure it'll be good fun. I think we're doing
Speaker 2: a thing called would You Roller, which is would you
Speaker 2: rather in their play West Roller. We're also doing a
Speaker 2: parallel parking video, so keep your eyes out for that.
Speaker 2: And yeah, heading off to the races thanks to them
Speaker 2: tomorrow watch the Western Derby too. It's going to be
Speaker 2: a sick day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll be putting out some stories, we'll be've logging
Speaker 3: a bit. Keep your eyes out. Hopefully we have a win.
Speaker 3: We'll see our pike he does, and hopefully for you
Speaker 3: the dockers can get our pay.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I finger's crossed they do deal. It's going to
Speaker 2: be a good day. Whenever I think of racing. I
Speaker 2: think of Rog because we do these things as a trio,
Speaker 2: and you know, Rog's been having far too much fun
Speaker 2: in Germany. I think we touched on that.
Speaker 3: Last man's gone to another level.
Speaker 2: He it's like all forms of degeneracy rolled into one person.
Speaker 2: And this is so out of character. It's not like him.
Speaker 2: We've asked his everything. Okay, he's asked to be saved
Speaker 2: multiple times.
Speaker 3: Yep, we're talking. He's out to two three am on
Speaker 3: week nights. He's drinking, he's smoking, he's saying he runs Osnabruck.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's been droppings.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all he talks about now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like he's been using a German lingo in the
Speaker 2: group chat and we've been learning it as well. It's
Speaker 2: a good way to learn. It's just like subtle dropping
Speaker 2: it in.
Speaker 3: He's throwing a party.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you could talk about this.
Speaker 3: So Rog messages us, right, and he goes up, so.
Speaker 2: Just so interrupts. But Rog, this is the least likely,
Speaker 2: you know, you guys know him. He's weeping mad. I'm
Speaker 2: going to study.
Speaker 3: I can't believe he's throwing a party. That's why it's
Speaker 3: pissing me off. So he is staying in a dorm,
Speaker 3: but he's got his own room and he shares a
Speaker 3: balcony with another bloke. I forgot his name, but he
Speaker 3: did mention the boat Karl with the k so German,
Speaker 3: and Rog goes, oh, yeah, we're throwing a party in
Speaker 3: our apartment. Can probably fit about twenty five people, but
Speaker 3: could get more if the other two rooms open up.
Speaker 3: So they're just going to be sharing their balcony, two
Speaker 3: bedrooms having a party. Rog is going to have ten
Speaker 3: people in his room, smoking and drinking.
Speaker 2: Rog doesn't like us going in his room at his.
Speaker 3: Head, doesn't let me go in his cupboard for a snack.
Speaker 3: Bro can't get cheese and cracker without him going crazy.
Speaker 2: But now he's like hosting a party, which is just
Speaker 2: utterly ridiculous.
Speaker 3: If his parents know how much of a degenerate he's being, Yeah,
Speaker 3: or he just calls him and says.
Speaker 2: I, Mum, I might flick him a text with this
Speaker 2: and those photos of the sick in his mouth.
Speaker 3: Anyway, pull him to his front door, say is this
Speaker 3: your son?
Speaker 2: Like I've got him on Life three sixty now, so
Speaker 2: if he goes missing, I know where he is. Yeah, yeah, good,
Speaker 2: but yeah, He's been going to some crazy places, like
Speaker 2: one of the hospitals that he was doing some work
Speaker 2: at because like for those who don't know, it's a
Speaker 2: physio trip. He's becoming a physiotherapist, a very good one.
Speaker 2: And yeah, he's been going to this hospital and it
Speaker 2: looks like some bad things could happen there. It's just
Speaker 2: in the middle of this like big green Field, and
Speaker 2: he's just stuck there.
Speaker 3: Boy, scary work start of every horror movie.
Speaker 2: But yeah, Roger is having far too much fun. It's
Speaker 2: annoying how much he's experiencing without us, yeap. And like
Speaker 2: we mentioned last episode, there was a small chance that
Speaker 2: he was going to come to Europe with us last
Speaker 2: year and he couldn't pull the trigger, brushed us off.
Speaker 2: He definitely could have pulled the trigger, but he brushed
Speaker 2: us off and there was ultimate disrespect and it was rude.
Speaker 2: And I just don't want to see him when he
Speaker 2: comes back, because you and I have discussed that he
Speaker 2: will return and.
Speaker 3: We'll just get the shit version exactly.
Speaker 2: He'll be back into probably Unimode. I think he's got
Speaker 2: one more year left and he's just gonna be lettle
Speaker 2: just get the boring versions, he's not going to one
Speaker 2: to hang out and we might get like, how many
Speaker 2: good days of rog do we get per year?
Speaker 3: I'd say it's less than ten, definitely. I was going
Speaker 3: to say like seven, yeah, let's go six.
Speaker 2: Five, four, let's go four four fields right, four fields, right?
Speaker 2: Four good days once every three months.
Speaker 3: And that you know, those good days, it's usually about
Speaker 3: three of them in summer, and then we get one
Speaker 3: in your autumn winter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's when just one, that's when we get to go. Oh, actually,
Speaker 2: we had a few good days when we went down south.
Speaker 3: With him, true, so that's probably three two two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, two.
Speaker 3: So let's when we had two race days. Do we
Speaker 3: go to race two or three times last year? I
Speaker 3: can't remember, I'm not sure. So we just we'll go
Speaker 3: to four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's let's okay, maybe, well, well, I reckon, we
Speaker 2: can go to eight because there's a couple more days
Speaker 2: where he's bit chippy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, But we've never hit double digits, no,
Speaker 3: never ever, ever.
Speaker 2: But he's had double digits in the time.
Speaker 3: Already and he's been there two weeks, so.
Speaker 2: He's maxed out his good days of the year, and
Speaker 2: we don't get those anymore.
Speaker 3: He didn't sleep one day.
Speaker 2: That was unbelievable. Yeah, because he had nine am checkout. Yep,
Speaker 2: was out at the club, didn't get back.
Speaker 3: Runs the city runs the club, he reckons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he always says he runs us in a brook,
Speaker 2: So let us know if you see him. No sightings
Speaker 2: of rog yet.
Speaker 3: He's in a niche spot, isn't he.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, that's the thing. It's a great way to
Speaker 2: experience a place because it's not touristy.
Speaker 3: Yep, he's getting like a real authentic German.
Speaker 2: I wonder if he's knocked back a sausage yet.
Speaker 3: There's a few plenty of sausage for him.
Speaker 2: Plenty of sausages at his party on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's all there will be.
Speaker 2: I am excited to hear about the party though, same.
Speaker 2: I want I actually want a photo.
Speaker 3: Should we FaceTime him while Yeah, so when he does it,
Speaker 3: when the party's kicking off.
Speaker 2: The am for us, I'll be really early.
Speaker 3: Depends where it starts.
Speaker 2: What's the time difference.
Speaker 3: Yeah, six hours midnight tonight it will be six pm.
Speaker 3: We'll probably it.
Speaker 2: Would be two or three am and the dregs.
Speaker 3: But hopefully when we wake up in the morning, he'll
Speaker 3: still be going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I hope that we'd get some videos, like,
Speaker 2: even if it's not live, send us some videos. I
Speaker 2: want to see what it looks like. Is he in
Speaker 2: good form? I want to see the type of people, like,
Speaker 2: the amount of people that are there.
Speaker 3: The type of skin in the game.
Speaker 2: Son. I want to see the ratio as well.
Speaker 3: Yeap, imagine he's just crazy, like he's got like a
Speaker 3: seventy thirty ratio and rugs just just like imagine. It's
Speaker 3: it's like the man over there wearing the man Bro
Speaker 3: rogna Brook. Oh crazy bro. But at least he's having fun.
Speaker 2: But whatever, after all of that, we are very happy
Speaker 2: he's having fun. But like we said, too much fun.
Speaker 3: We've got a potential mammoth day tomorrow. Yes, so, like
Speaker 3: you said, content in the morning.
Speaker 2: And the content is involving a Rolls Royce. Yeah, old
Speaker 2: things better have eating bro.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you that I'll be fucking viewing.
Speaker 2: This down near the beach, which will be windy, cold
Speaker 2: and windy, and.
Speaker 3: Then we've got a derby followed by a showdown, which is.
Speaker 2: My team crazy by your team on a Saturday.
Speaker 3: And it's it's a tough one because like both of
Speaker 3: our teams are in good positions right now and both
Speaker 3: heavy favorites to win our respective games. However, for West
Speaker 3: Coasts it's their grand final and for Port Adelaide it's
Speaker 3: the same, Like both of them want to derail our
Speaker 3: season a bit, and you know, for Port it's Ken's
Speaker 3: last game. Like it's a weird position.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know. Yeah, it's going to be very interesting
Speaker 2: and like you said, first halves will be really hot.
Speaker 2: Anything can happen in these games. Yeah, the second half is.
Speaker 3: When you find out who's a bit better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they can stay longer. Yeah, stay, stay, just
Speaker 2: on the footy. We had this message from John. He says,
Speaker 2: only been into the AFL since you guys got me
Speaker 2: onto it, lovely and Lions are my home team, so
Speaker 2: I'm going for them.
Speaker 3: That's fair, great team to go for.
Speaker 2: Frio just popped up as my next favorite team and
Speaker 2: I hope they get a flag. They play so well
Speaker 2: and Jomo's got so much love for them. Just love
Speaker 2: that team. Holy Okay. He also sent a message saying
Speaker 2: did you see the Crows get another solid win? Big
Speaker 2: ups the lads. But wasn't playing the game at my
Speaker 2: local pub.
Speaker 3: Ah, they didn't. They don't show him up there in Brisbane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's actually been messaging quite a lot about the footy,
Speaker 2: so he's been getting into him, Bro, been getting into
Speaker 2: a lot. He's actually got a voice message here as well.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe we'll give him a look.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll see how he goes John Brisbane look good.
Speaker 3: They'll be up there. Yes, they will be a very
Speaker 3: good team, well rounded.
Speaker 2: Just do things the right way, don't they.
Speaker 3: They play good teams.
Speaker 2: A little thank you to South av Yeah, the packaging
Speaker 2: was unreal a drink company. They gifted us a few drinks.
Speaker 2: We get to try them however, we will over the weekend,
Speaker 2: no doubt. And yeah they had little things in the packaging.
Speaker 2: And I love when brands go the extra mile. There
Speaker 2: was matches in there, there was a key chain, bottle
Speaker 2: opener yep. And they're also throwing a party in Perth soon.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3: Oh they're from South Australia. Shout out Bro, shout out
Speaker 3: the Crows. What's up?
Speaker 2: And their names South a Essay? Essay.
Speaker 3: I hope I don't go for Port because they're throwing
Speaker 3: those drinks in the bin. Boy, straighten the bin tip
Speaker 3: him out.
Speaker 2: But thank you to South Nice Packaging, and we'll try
Speaker 2: those drinks on the weekend. As you know, deal, Dad's
Speaker 2: a marriage celebrant. So like he's done some weddings here
Speaker 2: and there, beautiful and he has to update his he
Speaker 2: has to do the modules every now and then to
Speaker 2: keep his life just done online or yeah, so just
Speaker 2: online like it used to be in person, but now
Speaker 2: he can just do it online. And this is when
Speaker 2: I find out some things about marriage that you just
Speaker 2: wouldn't consider or think about. I've said one of them
Speaker 2: on the podcast before, but I'll just refresh you guys.
Speaker 2: So he's doing the modules and like you know, when
Speaker 2: you do it at work and stuff, and you can't
Speaker 2: fail them. You can keep failing it, but then you
Speaker 2: will learn which one's the right hand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to get one hundred percent or at
Speaker 3: least like most of it.
Speaker 2: So Dad was doing this module and he wasn't getting
Speaker 2: it right, and he's thinking, this is ridiculous. Celebrate for
Speaker 2: thirty years. He's getting pissed off now, so then I
Speaker 2: have a look, I've got it written down. Give me
Speaker 2: a sex.
Speaker 3: Has he done any weddings recently?
Speaker 2: Not recently? It's probably like, that's not his job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just a does it pay well?
Speaker 2: I'm not I wish I knew, but I think it
Speaker 2: would be all right. But there's a lot of work
Speaker 2: that goes into it. Yeah, so a few things. This
Speaker 2: isn't very funny this bit, but basically there's so much
Speaker 2: forced marriage. So with certain cultures and stuff, there's a
Speaker 2: range marriage and stuff, then there's forced marriage. And now
Speaker 2: what you have to do as a marriage celebrant is
Speaker 2: usually you would meet the couple before the wedding. Now
Speaker 2: you have to meet the couple and then do an
Speaker 2: individual interview with both people to make sure that they
Speaker 2: want to go along with the wedding, right, Okay, which
Speaker 2: is fair because some people would be like, no.
Speaker 3: Under pressure with their partner.
Speaker 2: Ye yeah, so like whether it's like a domestic violence
Speaker 2: thing or whether it's a cultural thing. I actually don't
Speaker 2: want to be with him. It's just been teed up
Speaker 2: by a few people and I'm stuck. It gives them
Speaker 2: the opportunity to say I need help get me out
Speaker 2: of it. Yep. Then as the celebrant, you have to
Speaker 2: call Triple zero. Oh wow, and they will will help you.
Speaker 3: Dad have had to do that.
Speaker 2: No, not yet, okay, but yeah, he wants to keep
Speaker 2: his his certificate or his license, so then eventually one
Speaker 2: day he can do mine or oh yeah, that'd be nice,
Speaker 2: which would be great, but it won't be happening in
Speaker 2: the near future. Put on the back burner for a bit, but.
Speaker 3: You might have a few more much to keep doing
Speaker 3: the modules A.
Speaker 2: But no, I like that he's still doing it anyway.
Speaker 2: So the fact that I said years ago, it would
Speaker 2: have been like a year or two ago on this podcast,
Speaker 2: was that first cousins can get married legally.
Speaker 3: Yep, I do remember that.
Speaker 2: Yep. So your first cousin you can get married to. Now,
Speaker 2: this is one that I think is shocking personally, even.
Speaker 3: More shocking than that first cousin is.
Speaker 2: Actually like, that's why I think this is worse. Okay,
Speaker 2: you tell me if it's no all right? You can
Speaker 2: legally get married to your niece, nephew, uncle, or auntie.
Speaker 3: That's discussed.
Speaker 2: How how horrifics that?
Speaker 3: How is that allowed?
Speaker 2: Don't ask me?
Speaker 4: Legally?
Speaker 3: That's okay, the law goes tick.
Speaker 2: The lawd ticks it off. So your mum's sister, your
Speaker 2: mum's brother, like the people it's terrific. That's crazy. Do
Speaker 2: you that's more crazy? Fuck?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's horrific.
Speaker 2: Your niece that's dirty.
Speaker 3: Oh, because you're waiting a long time to tee that one.
Speaker 2: And it's betrayal. Yeah, horrific.
Speaker 3: But I wonder how the permission conversation goes for that.
Speaker 3: Hey can I marry your daughter?
Speaker 2: Mate? That's crazy?
Speaker 3: What the fuck? This country's going downhill? Man? How long
Speaker 3: has that been allowed for?
Speaker 2: I don't know. But he kept getting it wrong because.
Speaker 3: He was He's no way.
Speaker 2: I can't believe that. That's nuts. This is sid He's
Speaker 2: fucked bro, it's crazy. Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Oh what There must be a lot of fucked up
Speaker 3: families out there.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you can't do like mum, dad's sister brother.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they draw the line there. They're getting pretty
Speaker 3: close to it.
Speaker 2: That's where you get your disabilities, deformities, that's where you
Speaker 2: get your your issues with birth.
Speaker 3: I reckon you will get them with the others too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but maybe it's just like you've got lower bad
Speaker 2: temper or something like you don't actually get something.
Speaker 3: To marry you uncle or some shit gay marriage, same sex.
Speaker 2: Marriage to Yeah, that's crazy, bro, is that allowed.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, same sex marriage is allowed.
Speaker 2: We voted it in and so it's allowed, and then
Speaker 2: you can do it with young.
Speaker 3: See, we didn't know what was coming bro like.
Speaker 2: Far out. So if anyone that's listening has ever had
Speaker 2: that in their family, Rambo has mentioned that, Yep, his
Speaker 2: cousins were dating or something.
Speaker 3: Aren't they engaged? Did they have a kid?
Speaker 2: Bro? It was one of those.
Speaker 3: Two for sure, that actually might have been. It was
Speaker 3: one of those three, no doubt about it. They either engage, married.
Speaker 2: Or have a cousin. Bro.
Speaker 3: They probably have. It's probably all of them. They probably
Speaker 3: were engaged, had a kid, and now they're married.
Speaker 2: True, it's nuts. All right, let's move on to some confessions. Guys.
Speaker 2: We hope you're all doing well. Send some stuff in
Speaker 2: for next.
Speaker 3: I was doing well.
Speaker 1: It's now time to dive into your deepest and darkest confessions.
Speaker 2: Let's hear what the people have to get off their chest.
Speaker 2: All right, This one is sent in for I actually
Speaker 2: won't say the name because this guy said I've got
Speaker 2: an absolutely effing mental cheating story, but it's very important
Speaker 2: that it stays anonymous.
Speaker 3: We'll call him Kevin.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, he might have actually done his own names
Speaker 2: because I said changed names anyway. He said, it's a
Speaker 2: long message, but it's worth it all right. A long
Speaker 2: time listener, first time rider. Love the show, gentlemen, keep
Speaker 2: up the good work. On a beautiful summer Friday, one evening,
Speaker 2: I just finished knocking off from work and I was
Speaker 2: working in the same postcode to where my ex girlfriend
Speaker 2: also works at a dining establishment which she had very
Speaker 2: recently opened. At the time. Nice okay. She had been
Speaker 2: messaging me all week wanting me to come and have
Speaker 2: a look at the place she just opened, but it
Speaker 2: was never convenient until this day, so I went in
Speaker 2: to say quick, friendly hello. Our breakup was clean and
Speaker 2: there were no hard feelings. The tension in the air
Speaker 2: was absolutely undeniable, so with all my self control, I
Speaker 2: told her I had to get the fuck out of
Speaker 2: there before I tried making a move on her. So
Speaker 2: the tension in the air was absolutely undeniable, So with
Speaker 2: all my self control, I told her I had to
Speaker 2: get the fuck out of there before I tried making
Speaker 2: a move on her. I left and let her get
Speaker 2: on with the closing process of the day, and just
Speaker 2: as I get back to the car, she text me
Speaker 2: to come back. I replied, saying why, what's going to happen?
Speaker 2: She then replies telling me something that no one will
Speaker 2: ever find out about. I was extremely unsure as to
Speaker 2: if I should go back inside, but I thought, fuck it,
Speaker 2: who cares. I went back inside and we got straight
Speaker 2: down to business and shagged in the kitchen. The worst
Speaker 2: part about this is that she had a new boyfriend
Speaker 2: while all of this happened about a year and a
Speaker 2: half ago. To this day, he has no clue that
Speaker 2: any of this happened. This is the girl. Wait, this
Speaker 2: is the girl that I expect to do something like this.
Speaker 2: It's an evil world we live in here. Wait, it's
Speaker 2: an evil world out there. Kings stay woke in these streets.
Speaker 3: God, damn bro. Which one and local dining establishments? That
Speaker 3: kitchen's fucked now, Damn that Pino clean.
Speaker 2: Damn boy. So he wasn't in a relationship, but she was,
Speaker 2: and he's popped in. She's messaging him, She's messaging he
Speaker 2: come by, come by, please.
Speaker 3: Check your restaurant. Please look at Claire's cupcake store.
Speaker 2: Come look, come look at me, Come look him up. Wow.
Speaker 3: And then she just couldn't resist Bro in the kitchen
Speaker 3: and eats there all the time, Bro, having a cinnamon
Speaker 3: scroll from there too, having a cough sandwich. He's been
Speaker 3: every year and a half.
Speaker 2: Bro. That's like, it is a cold world when stuff
Speaker 2: like that happens.
Speaker 3: And Rob just message us. It's four am. Just got
Speaker 3: back to the crib and he's got He's got class
Speaker 3: in five hours. Bro, He's living that full college lifestyle.
Speaker 2: He is red cups.
Speaker 3: I'm really pissed off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, same, because what we should be there with him?
Speaker 3: Right, I'm grateful Pricky is always has been.
Speaker 2: All Right, this is a long story. Okay, Now when
Speaker 2: people do this stuff, this is when we start to
Speaker 2: get a bit aggressive, right he said, Hey, Feller's got
Speaker 2: probably the craziest story you guys will ever hear on
Speaker 2: the potty.
Speaker 3: Be pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: Then, see that's what I mean. We start getting a
Speaker 2: bit arjiebarjie because he's like, put it on, Yeah exactly,
Speaker 2: and we we've heard a lot, are going to knock
Speaker 2: it off. Have you never heard lesbian love story? Oh?
Speaker 3: I wonder how they're going. Man, I missed them so much.
Speaker 3: That's the greatest uh love drama that this show's ever seen.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Hay Feller's got probably the craziest story you
Speaker 2: guys will ever hear. For the potty For context, we
Speaker 2: live in Metro Perth area on a semi rural property
Speaker 2: that backs out onto a national park with a lake.
Speaker 3: Okay, cool.
Speaker 2: So the only thing between this bushland and our backyard
Speaker 2: is a tiny wire, tiny wire fence. So this happened today.
Speaker 2: I was at work midshift and Dad calls me to
Speaker 2: tell me there is a naked man in our backyard.
Speaker 2: Obviously confused as hell, I rush home since Dad said
Speaker 2: he needs to leave for work. So I get home.
Speaker 2: I'm around ten minutes later. Cops have been called, so
Speaker 2: they're on their way. I see this man in the
Speaker 2: bushland behind our bush sitting. So I see this man
Speaker 2: in the bushland behind our house, sitting in the bush,
Speaker 2: squatting and lying down in the same spot the entire time.
Speaker 2: It's been thirty minutes since we called. Now, so I
Speaker 2: decided to call again because I was in a rush
Speaker 2: to get back to work. Eventually, they arrive and I
Speaker 2: show them where this guy was. By now he's just
Speaker 2: laying down butt naked in the sand. The cops talk
Speaker 2: to him, arrest him, etc. Etc. I then go back
Speaker 2: to work and have a laugh about this insane situation
Speaker 2: to my mates at work. And then after work I
Speaker 2: go home and Dad says I need to see this,
Speaker 2: so he shows me the footage of what our camera's caught.
Speaker 2: The man first walks into our property in view of
Speaker 2: the cameras socks and shoes, so socks and shoes on,
Speaker 2: with a backpack, but naked. He then walks up to
Speaker 2: our patio, takes his socks and shoes off, picks up
Speaker 2: my mum's hockey stick that was lying on the ground,
Speaker 2: then goes on this ledge thing and steps up onto
Speaker 2: our patio, using the stick for balance while grinding his
Speaker 2: dick on the marble floor and humping it as if
Speaker 2: he's having sex with it. If you think this is crazy,
Speaker 2: it gets worse. He then sees a garden trolley that
Speaker 2: we had out the back. He moves it to the
Speaker 2: wall and leans the stick on it, handle pointing upward.
Speaker 2: He stands on the trolley and slowly sits on the stick,
Speaker 2: graphic but handle going up his asshole while spreading his cheek.
Speaker 2: So done, bro. He then proceeds to ride on it
Speaker 2: and bounce on it. It looked like he got at
Speaker 2: least half of the handle up. Oh my god. Keep
Speaker 2: in mind this is a proper field hockey stick with
Speaker 2: handle tape and everything. To make matters worse, he gets
Speaker 2: off it and leans over and puts the handle in
Speaker 2: his mouth, putting his fingers where his lips are to
Speaker 2: see how much he can get down his throat. He
Speaker 2: then continues and does weird things like bending over and
Speaker 2: spreading his cheeks. We didn't know it would be this graphic. Guys,
Speaker 2: actually haven't read it. Two more paragraphs left. Two more.
Speaker 2: This was right before my dad saw him and confronted him,
Speaker 2: and with no idea with what he'd done. Flabbergasted, he
Speaker 2: tells him to leave. The guy just acted confused, saying
Speaker 2: he was looking for his misses. He also asked if
Speaker 2: he could just grab his shoes. I'm still in shock
Speaker 2: and this will be something we never forget. So Rogs
Speaker 2: just said, lads, I can now open a beer with
Speaker 2: a lighter. Fucking degenerate.
Speaker 3: He's got to use that party trick, isn't it, because I.
Speaker 2: Look well I learned in Osnabrook. Yeah, okay, incident was reported.
Speaker 2: We feel bad for the man as clearly he's having
Speaker 2: some trouble, assuming he had taken some substances and was
Speaker 2: confused as to what substance on this earth could put
Speaker 2: you in this situation. Hope he is okay, loving the potty,
Speaker 2: love listening to you boys while delivery driving. I know
Speaker 2: this story sounds far fetched, but trust me, I'm still
Speaker 2: processing it too. Have proof of this happening, but out
Speaker 2: of respect for the guy, I won't share. Boys want
Speaker 2: to see it anyway, cheers, Hope it's not too graphic
Speaker 2: for the potty. You feel free to reword the bits
Speaker 2: you deem necessary. That was nuts. Well, I wouldn't say
Speaker 2: it's the best story that we've ever had.
Speaker 3: It's pretty It is pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: I actually will give you that.
Speaker 2: It is hard to believe, Yeah, but we do put
Speaker 2: our trust in our listeners and we will take.
Speaker 3: I think I do believe you. Yeah, I do for
Speaker 3: some weird reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like in my head, I'm very literal person.
Speaker 2: I'd love to see the evidence to know. I don't
Speaker 2: want to see it for other purposes.
Speaker 3: But trust me, the game's the game.
Speaker 2: The game is the game. I just need to see
Speaker 2: even a still image.
Speaker 3: What about just the hockey stick, what the.
Speaker 2: Aftermath and they could have rubbed it in cowshit, Like
Speaker 2: I don't know half the hockey stick up is bum
Speaker 2: and I hope she's not going to use it.
Speaker 3: So remember you're saying, what do they wear at Belmont?
Speaker 3: I think we I think it's a mix.
Speaker 2: Okay, what cash?
Speaker 3: Obviously there'll be and.
Speaker 2: I'll go online and get some some big pictures, some
Speaker 2: blown up ones. But anyway, thank you for that, mate.
Speaker 2: That was a crazy story. Imagine. Yeah, and like he
Speaker 2: wasn't actually like obviously his damaged property with shoving it
Speaker 2: up his bum, But I'm thinking what was the actual
Speaker 2: issue with Like he actually wasn't going there to steal anything.
Speaker 3: He was just going there for a show.
Speaker 2: We've got an update from our friend from the UK
Speaker 2: whose friend ghosted him. Do you remember?
Speaker 3: I do remember that? And he was wondering what to
Speaker 3: do about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he goes, hey, boys, how are you going? Barley
Speaker 2: looked great, Jamo enjoyed the music video. So Ben bailed
Speaker 2: on me on the camping trip two days before shock.
Speaker 2: He only messaged the group chat because my other mate
Speaker 2: I camped with met him at the pub and basically
Speaker 2: forced him to say other than that, other other than
Speaker 2: that the trip was class beach fish and chips by
Speaker 2: the sea, and it was just class to get out
Speaker 2: in the countryside and relax. I sent my mate a
Speaker 2: voice note after camping, asking why he'd ignored me for
Speaker 2: almost three weeks. Took a more sympathetic approach, as I
Speaker 2: didn't want to. I didn't want something to be genuinely
Speaker 2: wrong with him, and then come across all confrontational yep,
Speaker 2: asked if he was okay, then said how it made
Speaker 2: me feel, and asked why it had been going on.
Speaker 2: Got this rather copy and paste response Narborough. Sorry, has
Speaker 2: just been a bit weird recently, so don't take it personally.
Speaker 2: Not spoken to a lot of people then in brackets,
Speaker 2: still spoken to majority of my close mates. Been looking
Speaker 2: for somewhere new to live and shit, so he's going
Speaker 2: through something, but three weeks can't even send an update. Weird,
Speaker 2: Come on anyway, that's it. Sorry. If I reached out
Speaker 2: mid recording, it was three am for me. He actually
Speaker 2: did reach out just after we recorded last time, which
Speaker 2: is fair enough interesting to know that when we record
Speaker 2: it is early morning for yeah, for anyone in Europe really.
Speaker 3: And Rog's still up and about rog is up.
Speaker 2: And about boy the photos of him, and look at
Speaker 2: how drowsy is.
Speaker 3: He's just powering on.
Speaker 2: Bro. Here we go.
Speaker 3: You've seen it straight away.
Speaker 2: He's still up. Bro. Pray for my survival. Okay, look
Speaker 2: what he said, Pray for my survival. So pray for
Speaker 2: his survival. Guys. It's four eleven in the morning, so
Speaker 2: we try to call him. Yeah, go on nine, No, boys,
Speaker 2: I can't. Everyone in the apartment is asleep. Everyone in
Speaker 2: the apartment. Well, he's got one in the apartment, doesn't
Speaker 2: Doesn't he have one staying with him, Carl?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's next door.
Speaker 2: All right, guys, Moving on to voice messages now, let's
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 1: We hope you're enjoying the Jamo and Dylan Show. It's
Speaker 1: now time to have your stories heard and your questions
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Speaker 3: Super Glad you're back.
Speaker 5: By the way, I had to pause because I was
Speaker 5: so angry you guys said it was thirteen feels like
Speaker 5: seven in your winter there. Meanwhile, here in Canada, I'm
Speaker 5: about three hours away from the most southern part of
Speaker 5: Canada and We'll have days where it's minus twenty five
Speaker 5: feels like minus thirty, and that's the most southern.
Speaker 2: Part of Canada. Well, hey, buddy, reality check, we get
Speaker 2: forty five degree days. Have you ever experienced a forty
Speaker 2: five degree day? Do you reckon?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Surely not right?
Speaker 2: No, wait it's Canada.
Speaker 3: Well mate, we had a negative one point one and
Speaker 3: it felt like negative four on bomb, which is a
Speaker 3: Bureau of Meteorology saying they've got negative thirty. It's all
Speaker 3: the same once against to a certain point in it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: past zero, it's just all the after zero zero. Man,
Speaker 3: I know what thirty feels like.
Speaker 2: Zero's all the same. You've been through a.
Speaker 3: Forty five a boy, that's what I'm saying. I've been
Speaker 3: through a week of forty plus.
Speaker 2: I don't know. He's probably never experienced a heat wave,
Speaker 2: and his heat waves is probably twenty five.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't want to hear no odds thirty degrees.
Speaker 3: I'm in a heat wave. I can't breathe.
Speaker 5: Obviously right now though we're in our summer. So it's
Speaker 5: twenty five degrees in sunny right now.
Speaker 3: That's I call that cold.
Speaker 2: A chilly day, sunny bro twenty five and is very
Speaker 2: it's immaculate weather.
Speaker 3: I call that the most comfortable day ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Our summer literally like can get too much. Yeah, when
Speaker 3: it's the forty two, forty five and it's just a sauna.
Speaker 3: It's twenty eight when you wake.
Speaker 2: Up probably losing years off.
Speaker 3: He I kind of miss it.
Speaker 2: We're melting in. I miss it now. Well on a
Speaker 2: daylight today you want it, give it back right now.
Speaker 2: But then when it comes, Hey, you can't sleep at night.
Speaker 2: It's sweltering.
Speaker 3: But when we've been to the Punter to days in December,
Speaker 3: it's like it's been pretty hot. Bro like thirty six.
Speaker 3: You're just drinking beer, punting and just thriving. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: that's like one with nature. That's our best environment. Like
Speaker 3: that's probably the best form you ever find us in.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, just rolling around Ascot and they've got niffing
Speaker 3: out to win.
Speaker 2: They've got like the really nice cooling. Missed fans like
Speaker 2: the what are they called when they're like above you.
Speaker 2: They're not a fan. I know exactly what from the sky.
Speaker 3: I call it a missed miss fire A mister a
Speaker 3: mister mister.
Speaker 2: Phi missed the failure This guy sent voice messages. We
Speaker 2: haven't read these, so we haven't listened to this, so
Speaker 2: you get what you get.
Speaker 4: I'm wanting to pay a bit of tribute to putting
Speaker 4: me onto the best thing of this year for me,
Speaker 4: so AFL football fucking respect on his name.
Speaker 2: It's the best sport way to watch.
Speaker 4: First year watching before and I hate watching it now.
Speaker 4: And tonight is much first ever AFL game. I'm going
Speaker 4: to watch my hometown the Bristo minds, but I have
Speaker 4: had it itched for Freo the whole season. That's playing
Speaker 4: a trip to you boys forgetting me into the sport.
Speaker 4: And at the Dogs that were the first game I
Speaker 4: ever watched, and that they were fucking beautiful. Sonchelli played
Speaker 4: against the Cats this year that early game they were
Speaker 4: both over one hundred.
Speaker 3: I thought that was amazing.
Speaker 2: That was a goodhow two messages.
Speaker 4: Because yeah, so back to this is my first night
Speaker 4: going to a game, going with two of my best
Speaker 4: mates and I'm just so fucking keen.
Speaker 3: I woke up like six am this morning.
Speaker 4: I haven't been able to stop just like looking at
Speaker 4: the fucking bets. I'm not placing too much, I'm not silly,
Speaker 4: but I'm looking at the bets. I know because because
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be there looking at the fucking like our
Speaker 4: seats and stuff where we're going to be in the stadium.
Speaker 2: I'm so fucking keen.
Speaker 4: I don't want to get a membership, you know for
Speaker 4: my locally gabba and man, I'm just fucking kind way
Speaker 4: to go.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be brilliant. It's gonna be amazing.
Speaker 4: Thank you boys so much for putting onto the great
Speaker 4: great sport. I'm going to play next year as well,
Speaker 4: my first ever season, going to play with some mates,
Speaker 4: join a local club, the Unfortunately the representing the Pies,
Speaker 4: the Sherwood Magpies in Brisbane, Fortunate Tip Club.
Speaker 3: But yes, I am so so keen to play and
Speaker 3: to watch.
Speaker 2: I just want to get involved in it.
Speaker 4: I love it and thank you boys anyway.
Speaker 3: Amazing.
Speaker 2: I've never seen a Queensland convert that strong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he loves footy, bro.
Speaker 2: We've just like opened him up to this new world.
Speaker 3: Done it at an amazing time.
Speaker 2: We've transformed his life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he gets to go for a Brisbane team
Speaker 3: that are firing. He goes to the Gabba reigning premiers
Speaker 3: with his mates.
Speaker 2: He's so excited. It's like Christmas Day, wakes up at
Speaker 2: six am, can't sleep his back up.
Speaker 3: It's to see lucky.
Speaker 2: Neil goes there, watches his star studded team and then
Speaker 2: he's like, I love this so much that I'm going
Speaker 2: to play next year with my friends. And he already knows.
Speaker 2: It's the Magpies.
Speaker 3: Okay if it's at local level.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sherwood, shout out Sherwood, not flag piles next year,
Speaker 2: who knows.
Speaker 3: Hopefully they can win a flag. The real Collingwood can't.
Speaker 2: But for him to go, AFL is elite. NRL is
Speaker 2: bummed to watch.
Speaker 3: I don't mind an RL just for finals, but yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm not watching it any other time of year or state.
Speaker 3: Origin is always good.
Speaker 2: But that's incredible, I mean, fantastic, mate. A lot of
Speaker 2: people were scared off by the sport because it is
Speaker 2: quite hard to learn. Like I remember at Molly's one night,
Speaker 2: I was talking to this Irish bloke who plays Gaelic
Speaker 2: back in Ireland and he was saying how hard it
Speaker 2: is to get into AFL just because of all the
Speaker 2: rules and like whistles and like he would love to
Speaker 2: like it, but he just struggles. Yep. So I've always
Speaker 2: like seen that perspective, but seeing someone get in so seamlessly.
Speaker 3: And just all in, you know, probably first.
Speaker 2: Bro probably helps that he's got money on it as well,
Speaker 2: makes him learn a bit quicker and his brains firing
Speaker 2: in a different way.
Speaker 3: Will John make sure you watch the showdown in the
Speaker 3: Derby this week two proper rivalries the proper So you
Speaker 3: should watch those games.
Speaker 2: I watched Dan Going's rank the rivalries the other day.
Speaker 2: Yeah I saw that. Yeah, Yeah, he had Showdown one
Speaker 2: and I think Derby was two. Yeah, he understands those two,
Speaker 2: specifically the showdown because he's originally from Adelaide.
Speaker 3: So I think the showdown is just for the consistent
Speaker 3: quality of game. It's all like, it doesn't matter where
Speaker 3: the teams are. It is actually always very competitive. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's always fiery.
Speaker 2: We were looking at it before. It's like one in every.
Speaker 3: One Derby is always one sided because just one team
Speaker 3: is so much better time. And it's not even like
Speaker 3: because obviously Adelaide and Port have been on opposite ends
Speaker 3: of the ladder for a while. Yeah, and now we've
Speaker 3: we're on the up for the first time in a
Speaker 3: while compared to them. But like you know, last year.
Speaker 3: I think we came forth last, but team wasn't horrible, yes,
Speaker 3: whereas for example now like West Coast Frio West Coast
Speaker 3: to last and their teams horrible.
Speaker 2: That's the just in a few words, say what it
Speaker 2: was like going to the West Coast game last week?
Speaker 3: Oh well, as the listeners would know, my brother's a member,
Speaker 3: so I go to a few West Coast games a year,
Speaker 3: maybe on average like four, but this year I haven't been.
Speaker 3: So I went to the Richmond game with him on
Speaker 3: Saturday night, and I was kind of excited for it.
Speaker 3: I thought Saturday night game.
Speaker 2: A game that they could probably win.
Speaker 3: It should be close, right, And usually credit to the
Speaker 3: West Coast fans, they do show up and there's a
Speaker 3: decent atmosphere usually, but this one was pretty bad. And
Speaker 3: obviously watching on TV, you see that West Coast are
Speaker 3: in trouble because they've never been this bad before. And
Speaker 3: usually usually a team bottoms out for like two to
Speaker 3: three years and then you make some improvements. And watching
Speaker 3: the game live against Richmond, who had a few outs,
Speaker 3: and you know they're they've probably overperformed this year for
Speaker 3: what was expected, but they've done a rebuild. Like I
Speaker 3: kind of respect him for showing up this year. But
Speaker 3: it was horrible, Like West Coaster are in. I'm talking
Speaker 3: watching that live. Second half watching that live was really bad.
Speaker 3: You could feel the energy just leave the stadium. The
Speaker 3: fans were hurt, you know. I think there was big
Speaker 3: expectation for them to beat Richmond or to be competitive,
Speaker 3: and I'm talking, yeah, they need Like I think I
Speaker 3: said to you boys, they probably need sixteen new players, honestly,
Speaker 3: because there's a lot of blokes in that team that
Speaker 3: are not good enough play AFL.
Speaker 2: There's only like or to be I can count them
Speaker 2: on one hand. The people that have been playing well lately.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and one of them is a nineteen year old
Speaker 3: like Harley Reid carrying their midfield, and he's been good
Speaker 3: the last like he actually did play well against Richmond.
Speaker 2: Like a few of the younger guys are showing some
Speaker 2: sign But then yeah, the broad it the whole team,
Speaker 2: it's not good.
Speaker 3: Their depth is pretty poor. I think their coach man,
Speaker 3: he's got a massive job. Like there, I feel like
Speaker 3: they're at minimum or they've got to get They've got
Speaker 3: to hit in the draft for like three four years
Speaker 3: in a row and recruit players like five years away.
Speaker 3: Man was going to be competitive.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, like, I can't win a flag, Like,
Speaker 2: can you see them winning a flag within the next.
Speaker 3: They couldn't, Man, probably not because I just think about
Speaker 3: how long it took Adelaide to come back from the bottom.
Speaker 3: And you look at like, I'm thinking we hit with
Speaker 3: like a lot of draft picks and got in like
Speaker 3: we got in like six players. So they're and like
Speaker 3: they're gonna have to hit like that and that's still
Speaker 3: five years.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then if you're North, look at North. They've tried
Speaker 3: and tried and they've been shipped for ten like, I
Speaker 3: don't know, Man, it was pretty bad watching it live.
Speaker 3: They're actually a lot worse live than on TV too,
Speaker 3: seeing it lives really fucked.
Speaker 2: Bro. You're almost low.
Speaker 3: They look slow, like they're just off the pace. Some
Speaker 3: of the fitness looks a bit average.
Speaker 2: Even effort Richmond, don't even look that far after you
Speaker 2: watch that game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, oh man, it was bad. So the derby
Speaker 3: could be fucked actually, but I do think the first
Speaker 3: at least the first quarter will probably be on because okay,
Speaker 3: they'll just yeah, they'll just fall away.
Speaker 2: I think, Yeah, I hope. So I hope we do
Speaker 2: them in by one hundred and eighty points. Oh really,
Speaker 2: we just can't even kick out, Like we barely get
Speaker 2: one hundred. Yeah, that's just the way we play. But
Speaker 2: even if, like, I'll just we need a big percentage booster.
Speaker 2: But I would genuinely just be happy with any type
Speaker 2: of win, Yeah, because you just got to win these games.
Speaker 2: And I was saying this to Dad the other day
Speaker 2: when Colin Wood won the flag in twenty three, Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: they were a top four team for the majority of
Speaker 2: the year. They never blew teams away from memory like that.
Speaker 2: They won so many winning four within a goal, within
Speaker 2: two goals, and like, it's not the same level. But
Speaker 2: we've been doing won a lot of close games. In
Speaker 2: eight of our last nine, they've all been relatively close. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's not the it's an exciting way
Speaker 2: to win, because I remember that year for Collin would
Speaker 2: must have been incredible. They won so many games by
Speaker 2: a point, nerve wracking with like seconds to go. The
Speaker 2: crowds are always huge, and I'm getting like a small
Speaker 2: sense for it this year. But yeah, we'll be watching
Speaker 2: the Western Derby. Obviously, it's already happened for you guys. Yes,
Speaker 2: but yeah, I hope you all had a good weekend
Speaker 2: and we'll see you in a couple of weeks. Cheers.