WEBVTT - The Nude Home Intruder & A Listeners Cheating Scandal - #278 0:00:01.760 --> 0:00:04.800 Welcome to Perth number one podcast. You're listening to the 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:06.200 Jamo and Dylan Show. 0:00:06.320 --> 0:00:08.959 Yeah, yeah, we're on the way that dance Bra little 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:11.880 Man trip with before. Gooday, guys, and welcome back to 0:00:11.920 --> 0:00:15.280 another episode of The Jammo and Dylan Show. Today it 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:17.599 hit the minus degrees here in. 0:00:17.520 --> 0:00:20.119 Perth, minus one point one in Gendericot, I think was 0:00:20.160 --> 0:00:23.160 the coldest spot. I got up and it was minus 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:25.960 zero point eight. I could not believe it. I thought 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:27.920 it was like a glitch on my phone. I said, 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:28.720 this can't be right. 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:32.600 And lately winter in Perth it says it feels colder 0:00:32.640 --> 0:00:33.159 than it even here. 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:35.360 Oh yeah, I said, it felt like negative two point five. 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:38.280 Yesterday the sun was out. I had a bit of 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:40.720 time before I started working the afternoon, so I went 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:42.800 and go. I went to go and kick the footy. Right, 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:47.760 it was sunny and freezing. Yep. There was like this 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:51.040 breeze and it was an Arctic breeze. Yep. I couldn't believe. 0:00:51.080 --> 0:00:51.800 I feel like it's. 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:55.000 Coming straight from Antarctica right now. Yeah, I guess we 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:57.920 are fairly good getting that breeze. Bro Like, it's just 0:00:58.040 --> 0:01:01.840 it gets to about fourteen fifteen and it's just ice. Honestly. 0:01:01.960 --> 0:01:07.240 I even think about the people down like in southwestern Australia, 0:01:07.280 --> 0:01:09.280 Like I'm talking the Albanis and stuff. 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:10.319 How are they going? 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:13.120 Surely that's like negative three. 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:16.400 Let's see, Well maybe an Albany are going. 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:19.440 Maybe they're faring just fine. Who knows. 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:23.759 We're actually colder, our minimums colder than that. 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:26.720 Maybe they're just more of a stable. 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:29.360 And people want to say Albany is cold, then warm 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:32.639 weather slickers. Boy, they would know cold winter have slapped 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:33.319 them in the face. 0:01:33.920 --> 0:01:36.360 But then like our forty degree days, they've got like 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:38.360 a twenty eight yeah, so. 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:41.720 They would know a hot day either. Living easy, bro. 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:44.800 The cold weather can't keep us away from the races though, Deal, 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:47.960 because the sun's coming out on Saturday. Thanks to play West, 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:50.960 we're heading to the races. We're going to be punting, 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:54.480 watching the Western Derby and also doing some other videos 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:57.840 with them. It's going to be a great collaboration. What 0:01:57.880 --> 0:01:59.400 are some of the other videos we're doing. Deal? 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:03.840 Oh, it's exciting, day mate. The opportunity is just unreal. 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:05.800 Now we've talked to play West for a while and 0:02:05.840 --> 0:02:08.359 we've met the owner. She's a really, really nice person. 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:11.440 And things have just lined up and how good is 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:13.640 this opportunity coming up? We are getting to spend our 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:17.799 Saturday morning in a Rolls Royce near the beach, living 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:20.160 it up, bro. How we deserve to be. So we'll 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:23.400 film some content there. I believe there is a person 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:25.519 that we're meeting as well who's going to help out, 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:29.040 so that should be good. And then yeah, with play West, 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:31.480 we're doing some content and we're going to a bit 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:35.079 of winter racing, which we're very excited for, very excited. 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:37.680 Be sure it'll be good fun. I think we're doing 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:40.400 a thing called would You Roller, which is would you 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:44.360 rather in their play West Roller. We're also doing a 0:02:44.400 --> 0:02:46.880 parallel parking video, so keep your eyes out for that. 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:49.639 And yeah, heading off to the races thanks to them 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:51.840 tomorrow watch the Western Derby too. It's going to be 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:52.320 a sick day. 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:55.000 Yeah, we'll be putting out some stories, we'll be've logging 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:56.919 a bit. Keep your eyes out. Hopefully we have a win. 0:02:57.400 --> 0:03:00.400 We'll see our pike he does, and hopefully for you 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:01.480 the dockers can get our pay. 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:03.280 Yeah. I finger's crossed they do deal. It's going to 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:05.760 be a good day. Whenever I think of racing. I 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:07.959 think of Rog because we do these things as a trio, 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:11.480 and you know, Rog's been having far too much fun 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:13.320 in Germany. I think we touched on that. 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:15.120 Last man's gone to another level. 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:20.000 He it's like all forms of degeneracy rolled into one person. 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:25.320 And this is so out of character. It's not like him. 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:29.120 We've asked his everything. Okay, he's asked to be saved 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:30.040 multiple times. 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:33.400 Yep, we're talking. He's out to two three am on 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:37.600 week nights. He's drinking, he's smoking, he's saying he runs Osnabruck. 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:39.960 Oh, he's been droppings. 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:43.360 Yeah, that's all he talks about now. 0:03:43.800 --> 0:03:47.880 Yeah, Like he's been using a German lingo in the 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:50.160 group chat and we've been learning it as well. It's 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:52.520 a good way to learn. It's just like subtle dropping 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:52.840 it in. 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:54.160 He's throwing a party. 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:56.320 Yeah, so you could talk about this. 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:59.680 So Rog messages us, right, and he goes up, so. 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:05.720 Just so interrupts. But Rog, this is the least likely, 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:08.600 you know, you guys know him. He's weeping mad. I'm 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:09.400 going to study. 0:04:09.480 --> 0:04:11.960 I can't believe he's throwing a party. That's why it's 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:16.200 pissing me off. So he is staying in a dorm, 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:18.320 but he's got his own room and he shares a 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:22.080 balcony with another bloke. I forgot his name, but he 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:25.720 did mention the boat Karl with the k so German, 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:29.000 and Rog goes, oh, yeah, we're throwing a party in 0:04:29.000 --> 0:04:31.960 our apartment. Can probably fit about twenty five people, but 0:04:32.640 --> 0:04:34.960 could get more if the other two rooms open up. 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:38.120 So they're just going to be sharing their balcony, two 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:40.600 bedrooms having a party. Rog is going to have ten 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:42.320 people in his room, smoking and drinking. 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:44.480 Rog doesn't like us going in his room at his. 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:46.480 Head, doesn't let me go in his cupboard for a snack. 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:49.960 Bro can't get cheese and cracker without him going crazy. 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:53.920 But now he's like hosting a party, which is just 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:55.320 utterly ridiculous. 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:58.200 If his parents know how much of a degenerate he's being, Yeah, 0:04:58.320 --> 0:04:59.679 or he just calls him and says. 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:01.560 I, Mum, I might flick him a text with this 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:03.480 and those photos of the sick in his mouth. 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:07.440 Anyway, pull him to his front door, say is this 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:08.000 your son? 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:12.760 Like I've got him on Life three sixty now, so 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:16.000 if he goes missing, I know where he is. Yeah, yeah, good, 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:19.479 but yeah, He's been going to some crazy places, like 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:22.000 one of the hospitals that he was doing some work 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:23.960 at because like for those who don't know, it's a 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:27.839 physio trip. He's becoming a physiotherapist, a very good one. 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:31.040 And yeah, he's been going to this hospital and it 0:05:31.080 --> 0:05:34.320 looks like some bad things could happen there. It's just 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:37.159 in the middle of this like big green Field, and 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:38.000 he's just stuck there. 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:41.120 Boy, scary work start of every horror movie. 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:44.120 But yeah, Roger is having far too much fun. It's 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:47.720 annoying how much he's experiencing without us, yeap. And like 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:50.479 we mentioned last episode, there was a small chance that 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:52.279 he was going to come to Europe with us last 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:55.280 year and he couldn't pull the trigger, brushed us off. 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:57.760 He definitely could have pulled the trigger, but he brushed 0:05:57.839 --> 0:06:01.400 us off and there was ultimate disrespect and it was rude. 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:04.479 And I just don't want to see him when he 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:07.000 comes back, because you and I have discussed that he 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:08.320 will return and. 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:10.000 We'll just get the shit version exactly. 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:13.160 He'll be back into probably Unimode. I think he's got 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:17.000 one more year left and he's just gonna be lettle 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:19.600 just get the boring versions, he's not going to one 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:22.360 to hang out and we might get like, how many 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:24.440 good days of rog do we get per year? 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:26.680 I'd say it's less than ten, definitely. I was going 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:29.640 to say like seven, yeah, let's go six. 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:34.800 Five, four, let's go four four fields right, four fields, right? 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:37.960 Four good days once every three months. 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:40.640 And that you know, those good days, it's usually about 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:43.159 three of them in summer, and then we get one 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:44.479 in your autumn winter. 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:48.440 Yeah, that's when just one, that's when we get to go. Oh, actually, 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:50.880 we had a few good days when we went down south. 0:06:50.640 --> 0:06:55.120 With him, true, so that's probably three two two. 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:55.360 Yeah, two. 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:59.520 So let's when we had two race days. Do we 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:03.800 go to race two or three times last year? I 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:07.280 can't remember, I'm not sure. So we just we'll go 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:07.920 to four. 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:11.960 Yeah, let's let's okay, maybe, well, well, I reckon, we 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:13.880 can go to eight because there's a couple more days 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:14.720 where he's bit chippy. 0:07:14.800 --> 0:07:17.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, But we've never hit double digits, no, 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:17.840 never ever, ever. 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:20.560 But he's had double digits in the time. 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:22.320 Already and he's been there two weeks, so. 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:24.840 He's maxed out his good days of the year, and 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:26.120 we don't get those anymore. 0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:27.360 He didn't sleep one day. 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:32.520 That was unbelievable. Yeah, because he had nine am checkout. Yep, 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:36.760 was out at the club, didn't get back. 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:38.880 Runs the city runs the club, he reckons. 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:40.840 Yeah, he always says he runs us in a brook, 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:44.560 So let us know if you see him. No sightings 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:45.400 of rog yet. 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:47.440 He's in a niche spot, isn't he. 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:50.880 Yeah, Well, that's the thing. It's a great way to 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:53.120 experience a place because it's not touristy. 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:55.880 Yep, he's getting like a real authentic German. 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:59.920 I wonder if he's knocked back a sausage yet. 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:03.800 There's a few plenty of sausage for him. 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:06.560 Plenty of sausages at his party on. 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:08.640 Yeah, that's that's all there will be. 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:11.080 I am excited to hear about the party though, same. 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:12.960 I want I actually want a photo. 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:16.120 Should we FaceTime him while Yeah, so when he does it, 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:18.160 when the party's kicking off. 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:20.280 The am for us, I'll be really early. 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:22.080 Depends where it starts. 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:23.400 What's the time difference. 0:08:24.480 --> 0:08:27.360 Yeah, six hours midnight tonight it will be six pm. 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:28.680 We'll probably it. 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:31.600 Would be two or three am and the dregs. 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:33.920 But hopefully when we wake up in the morning, he'll 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:34.600 still be going. 0:08:34.960 --> 0:08:37.600 Yeah, well, I hope that we'd get some videos, like, 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:40.200 even if it's not live, send us some videos. I 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:43.360 want to see what it looks like. Is he in 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:46.560 good form? I want to see the type of people, like, 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:48.000 the amount of people that are there. 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:49.200 The type of skin in the game. 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:52.120 Son. I want to see the ratio as well. 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:56.840 Yeap, imagine he's just crazy, like he's got like a 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:59.920 seventy thirty ratio and rugs just just like imagine. It's 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:03.240 it's like the man over there wearing the man Bro 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:09.560 rogna Brook. Oh crazy bro. But at least he's having fun. 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:13.160 But whatever, after all of that, we are very happy 0:09:13.160 --> 0:09:15.840 he's having fun. But like we said, too much fun. 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:20.920 We've got a potential mammoth day tomorrow. Yes, so, like 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:22.600 you said, content in the morning. 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:27.400 And the content is involving a Rolls Royce. Yeah, old 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:28.480 things better have eating bro. 0:09:28.520 --> 0:09:32.760 I'll tell you that I'll be fucking viewing. 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:34.600 This down near the beach, which will be windy, cold 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:35.520 and windy, and. 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:38.199 Then we've got a derby followed by a showdown, which is. 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:41.240 My team crazy by your team on a Saturday. 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:43.839 And it's it's a tough one because like both of 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:46.680 our teams are in good positions right now and both 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:52.120 heavy favorites to win our respective games. However, for West 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:55.839 Coasts it's their grand final and for Port Adelaide it's 0:09:55.840 --> 0:09:58.199 the same, Like both of them want to derail our 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:01.480 season a bit, and you know, for Port it's Ken's 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:04.200 last game. Like it's a weird position. 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:08.400 Yeah, you know. Yeah, it's going to be very interesting 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:10.720 and like you said, first halves will be really hot. 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:13.480 Anything can happen in these games. Yeah, the second half is. 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:15.240 When you find out who's a bit better. 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:19.600 Yeah, because they can stay longer. Yeah, stay, stay, just 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:22.760 on the footy. We had this message from John. He says, 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:25.360 only been into the AFL since you guys got me 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:28.160 onto it, lovely and Lions are my home team, so 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:29.160 I'm going for them. 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:31.240 That's fair, great team to go for. 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:34.480 Frio just popped up as my next favorite team and 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:36.480 I hope they get a flag. They play so well 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:38.640 and Jomo's got so much love for them. Just love 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:43.160 that team. Holy Okay. He also sent a message saying 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:47.800 did you see the Crows get another solid win? Big 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:49.880 ups the lads. But wasn't playing the game at my 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:50.520 local pub. 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:53.200 Ah, they didn't. They don't show him up there in Brisbane. 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:56.080 Yeah, he's actually been messaging quite a lot about the footy, 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:58.520 so he's been getting into him, Bro, been getting into 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:00.920 a lot. He's actually got a voice message here as well. 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:04.000 Maybe maybe we'll give him a look. 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:06.840 Yeah, we'll see how he goes John Brisbane look good. 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:09.760 They'll be up there. Yes, they will be a very 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:11.840 good team, well rounded. 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:13.680 Just do things the right way, don't they. 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:15.520 They play good teams. 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:19.080 A little thank you to South av Yeah, the packaging 0:11:19.160 --> 0:11:22.880 was unreal a drink company. They gifted us a few drinks. 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:26.000 We get to try them however, we will over the weekend, 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:29.280 no doubt. And yeah they had little things in the packaging. 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:33.360 And I love when brands go the extra mile. There 0:11:33.360 --> 0:11:37.560 was matches in there, there was a key chain, bottle 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:41.160 opener yep. And they're also throwing a party in Perth soon. 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:41.840 I'm pretty sure. 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:46.199 Oh they're from South Australia. Shout out Bro, shout out 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:47.680 the Crows. What's up? 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:50.520 And their names South a Essay? Essay. 0:11:51.800 --> 0:11:53.840 I hope I don't go for Port because they're throwing 0:11:53.880 --> 0:11:57.120 those drinks in the bin. Boy, straighten the bin tip 0:11:57.160 --> 0:11:57.720 him out. 0:11:57.920 --> 0:12:01.200 But thank you to South Nice Packaging, and we'll try 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:05.080 those drinks on the weekend. As you know, deal, Dad's 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:07.520 a marriage celebrant. So like he's done some weddings here 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:10.760 and there, beautiful and he has to update his he 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:12.640 has to do the modules every now and then to 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:15.880 keep his life just done online or yeah, so just 0:12:15.960 --> 0:12:18.040 online like it used to be in person, but now 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:20.880 he can just do it online. And this is when 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:24.360 I find out some things about marriage that you just 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:27.679 wouldn't consider or think about. I've said one of them 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:30.079 on the podcast before, but I'll just refresh you guys. 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:33.720 So he's doing the modules and like you know, when 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:36.240 you do it at work and stuff, and you can't 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:39.520 fail them. You can keep failing it, but then you 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:40.920 will learn which one's the right hand. 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:42.800 Yeah, you have to get one hundred percent or at 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:44.240 least like most of it. 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:46.959 So Dad was doing this module and he wasn't getting 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:50.679 it right, and he's thinking, this is ridiculous. Celebrate for 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:54.440 thirty years. He's getting pissed off now, so then I 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:57.160 have a look, I've got it written down. Give me 0:12:57.160 --> 0:12:57.520 a sex. 0:12:57.840 --> 0:13:00.760 Has he done any weddings recently? 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:05.080 Not recently? It's probably like, that's not his job. 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:08.120 Yeah, that's just a does it pay well? 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:12.679 I'm not I wish I knew, but I think it 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:14.240 would be all right. But there's a lot of work 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:17.040 that goes into it. Yeah, so a few things. This 0:13:17.160 --> 0:13:21.200 isn't very funny this bit, but basically there's so much 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:25.480 forced marriage. So with certain cultures and stuff, there's a 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:30.120 range marriage and stuff, then there's forced marriage. And now 0:13:30.160 --> 0:13:32.640 what you have to do as a marriage celebrant is 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:35.760 usually you would meet the couple before the wedding. Now 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:37.480 you have to meet the couple and then do an 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:40.719 individual interview with both people to make sure that they 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:43.640 want to go along with the wedding, right, Okay, which 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:45.760 is fair because some people would be like, no. 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:47.480 Under pressure with their partner. 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:50.640 Ye yeah, so like whether it's like a domestic violence 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:52.960 thing or whether it's a cultural thing. I actually don't 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:54.760 want to be with him. It's just been teed up 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:57.880 by a few people and I'm stuck. It gives them 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:00.600 the opportunity to say I need help get me out 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:02.600 of it. Yep. Then as the celebrant, you have to 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:06.839 call Triple zero. Oh wow, and they will will help you. 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:07.960 Dad have had to do that. 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:11.560 No, not yet, okay, but yeah, he wants to keep 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:15.199 his his certificate or his license, so then eventually one 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:18.200 day he can do mine or oh yeah, that'd be nice, 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:21.520 which would be great, but it won't be happening in 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:24.640 the near future. Put on the back burner for a bit, but. 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:27.960 You might have a few more much to keep doing 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:28.800 the modules A. 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:34.120 But no, I like that he's still doing it anyway. 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:38.400 So the fact that I said years ago, it would 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:40.680 have been like a year or two ago on this podcast, 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:43.560 was that first cousins can get married legally. 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:44.560 Yep, I do remember that. 0:14:44.840 --> 0:14:47.880 Yep. So your first cousin you can get married to. Now, 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:52.000 this is one that I think is shocking personally, even. 0:14:51.800 --> 0:14:55.440 More shocking than that first cousin is. 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:58.840 Actually like, that's why I think this is worse. Okay, 0:14:59.000 --> 0:15:02.840 you tell me if it's no all right? You can 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:10.320 legally get married to your niece, nephew, uncle, or auntie. 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:11.080 That's discussed. 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:12.720 How how horrifics that? 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:13.720 How is that allowed? 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:14.720 Don't ask me? 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:15.240 Legally? 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:17.280 That's okay, the law goes tick. 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:21.920 The lawd ticks it off. So your mum's sister, your 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:27.680 mum's brother, like the people it's terrific. That's crazy. Do 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:29.160 you that's more crazy? Fuck? 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:30.200 Yeah, that's horrific. 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:33.880 Your niece that's dirty. 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:36.200 Oh, because you're waiting a long time to tee that one. 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:38.560 And it's betrayal. Yeah, horrific. 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:41.000 But I wonder how the permission conversation goes for that. 0:15:41.120 --> 0:15:42.720 Hey can I marry your daughter? 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:44.280 Mate? That's crazy? 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:48.080 What the fuck? This country's going downhill? Man? How long 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:49.000 has that been allowed for? 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:52.440 I don't know. But he kept getting it wrong because. 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:54.720 He was He's no way. 0:15:55.000 --> 0:16:00.440 I can't believe that. That's nuts. This is sid He's 0:16:00.480 --> 0:16:04.720 fucked bro, it's crazy. Oh my god? 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:07.680 Oh what There must be a lot of fucked up 0:16:07.680 --> 0:16:08.480 families out there. 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:14.040 Oh yeah, well you can't do like mum, dad's sister brother. 0:16:14.120 --> 0:16:16.560 Oh yeah, they draw the line there. They're getting pretty 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:17.040 close to it. 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:20.720 That's where you get your disabilities, deformities, that's where you 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:23.200 get your your issues with birth. 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:25.280 I reckon you will get them with the others too. 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:28.960 Yeah, but maybe it's just like you've got lower bad 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:32.800 temper or something like you don't actually get something. 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:37.160 To marry you uncle or some shit gay marriage, same sex. 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:40.360 Marriage to Yeah, that's crazy, bro, is that allowed. 0:16:41.080 --> 0:16:42.720 Oh yeah, same sex marriage is allowed. 0:16:42.720 --> 0:16:45.520 We voted it in and so it's allowed, and then 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:47.320 you can do it with young. 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:49.320 See, we didn't know what was coming bro like. 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:54.680 Far out. So if anyone that's listening has ever had 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:59.760 that in their family, Rambo has mentioned that, Yep, his 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:02.440 cousins were dating or something. 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:04.119 Aren't they engaged? Did they have a kid? 0:17:04.160 --> 0:17:06.720 Bro? It was one of those. 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:09.040 Two for sure, that actually might have been. It was 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:12.040 one of those three, no doubt about it. They either engage, married. 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:12.959 Or have a cousin. Bro. 0:17:12.960 --> 0:17:16.280 They probably have. It's probably all of them. They probably 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:18.760 were engaged, had a kid, and now they're married. 0:17:19.080 --> 0:17:24.920 True, it's nuts. All right, let's move on to some confessions. Guys. 0:17:24.920 --> 0:17:26.919 We hope you're all doing well. Send some stuff in 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:27.280 for next. 0:17:27.320 --> 0:17:27.960 I was doing well. 0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:32.840 It's now time to dive into your deepest and darkest confessions. 0:17:33.240 --> 0:17:35.480 Let's hear what the people have to get off their chest. 0:17:36.840 --> 0:17:39.600 All right, This one is sent in for I actually 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:42.679 won't say the name because this guy said I've got 0:17:42.720 --> 0:17:47.240 an absolutely effing mental cheating story, but it's very important 0:17:47.240 --> 0:17:48.440 that it stays anonymous. 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:50.560 We'll call him Kevin. 0:17:50.760 --> 0:17:53.600 Okay, Well, he might have actually done his own names 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:57.359 because I said changed names anyway. He said, it's a 0:17:57.359 --> 0:17:59.280 long message, but it's worth it all right. A long 0:17:59.320 --> 0:18:03.159 time listener, first time rider. Love the show, gentlemen, keep 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:06.439 up the good work. On a beautiful summer Friday, one evening, 0:18:06.600 --> 0:18:08.840 I just finished knocking off from work and I was 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:12.040 working in the same postcode to where my ex girlfriend 0:18:12.119 --> 0:18:15.600 also works at a dining establishment which she had very 0:18:15.640 --> 0:18:19.960 recently opened. At the time. Nice okay. She had been 0:18:20.000 --> 0:18:22.080 messaging me all week wanting me to come and have 0:18:22.119 --> 0:18:24.080 a look at the place she just opened, but it 0:18:24.160 --> 0:18:26.959 was never convenient until this day, so I went in 0:18:27.000 --> 0:18:30.879 to say quick, friendly hello. Our breakup was clean and 0:18:30.880 --> 0:18:34.680 there were no hard feelings. The tension in the air 0:18:35.000 --> 0:18:39.280 was absolutely undeniable, so with all my self control, I 0:18:39.400 --> 0:18:41.280 told her I had to get the fuck out of 0:18:41.320 --> 0:18:44.280 there before I tried making a move on her. So 0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:46.960