WEBVTT - We've Found Adelaide's Most Unique Baby Name 💙🩷 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:04.960 Take seven coffee, settle into your seats. 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:11.160 Good Jody and Hazy Adeaee's favorite way awaken. 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:18.360 Good morning, Welcome to your Monday. Hope you had a 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:19.760 cracking weekend. Do you have a good one? 0:00:19.880 --> 0:00:23.440 So lovely weekend? Wasn't it an historic weekend for South Australia. 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:26.760 We're going to talk about the Sackers getting up on Saturday. 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:27.480 We were there. 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:30.920 It was incredible, very very fun Saturday afternoon. There was 0:00:30.960 --> 0:00:32.760 one stage there and we'll speak about it, like you said, 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:34.199 in a few minutes time. But I sort of look 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:35.640 around going I don't think it's much better. 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:39.120 Miss now absolute scenes at Karen rot Noble scenes, I 0:00:39.240 --> 0:00:39.519 tell you. 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:42.120 But then I remember Joe's Maybe it does get a 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:45.200 little bit better because we have got the most gather 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:47.400 around tickets to give away in Adelaide. 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:50.360 Oh we've got these passes. There were fourteen hundred bucks 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:54.200 and you get to go along to every single game 0:00:54.360 --> 0:00:55.080 at the Adelaide. 0:00:55.080 --> 0:00:57.000 Overall, we need to get involved with that. He gives 0:00:57.000 --> 0:00:59.080 them away today, so keep it locked and over. This 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:00.800 is your first spot, we'll say that much. This is 0:01:00.840 --> 0:01:04.280 your first spot for exclusive gather around tickets to the 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:04.880 best of the dancer. 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:07.440 I can't wait to gather not next week, week after 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:10.319 it is either right, that's right, round five five. Yeah, 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:11.760 you're going to get a lot to get around it. 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:14.560 I will definitely be there. In fact, I am going 0:01:14.600 --> 0:01:16.680 to do my best to get to absolutely every single 0:01:16.720 --> 0:01:19.640 game that's on off. Wow, all the different spots that 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:23.000 the bossa, Mount Barker, Nord Adelaide over. 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:24.600 I don't think do it. I don't think Mount Barker 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:25.800 got one this time around. 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:27.280 I thought it was. 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:38.520 A people in Mount Barker punched their radios because they're 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:39.920 so triggered by the fact. 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:42.760 That they missed out. Yes on the film, right, A 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:44.360 big cheerio to the Mount Barkins. 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:49.520 This morning's worse. I know you've just taken a bad situation. 0:01:49.640 --> 0:01:53.600 May be infinitely worse. What I am looking for to 0:01:53.720 --> 0:01:56.720 gather around the Nord Street arright. 0:01:57.120 --> 0:01:59.760 Nord Food wine, that's so fun. Do you remember Nord 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:00.760 Food one back in the day? 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:03.040 Oh my god, that's that was the loosest day on 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:04.440 the Adelaide's social calendar. 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:06.440 Hen's why I think I went missing. Yes, it got 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:08.920 such anxiety because each and every day it was like 0:02:08.960 --> 0:02:11.760 each and every year, the day after the Nord Food 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:13.840 and Wine Festive as a whole was like, oh what 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:18.320 do last night? Who did I offend? I'm having flashbacks? 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:21.000 So I went missing. It hibernated for years and years, and. 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:24.000 I think the traders on the parade said, all right, 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:27.280 you've had your fund, that's enough for that. But it's 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:28.400 back again and it's huge. 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:28.720 Is that? 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:31.080 Like I remember being there last year just looking down 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:31.799 the street going. 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:34.760 How could it's much more sophisticated these days? Yeah, it's 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:35.280 much more sense. 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:43.360 Were growing up, haven't I've seen you? I've seen you. 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:45.679 Oh beautiful weather across adelade today you're gonna get a 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:47.799 the top of twenty five degrees. And you mentioned that 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:52.160 Jode's Karen Rolton Oval on Saturday round about five o'clock 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:55.600 went off, Oh fireworks. Can we talk about that? An 0:02:55.680 --> 0:02:59.200 historic day for South Australian curriculum. Even know, I need 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:01.400 to know that, I need I need to know. I 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:03.400 need to know what's in the news today. 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:05.760 What you need to know? 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:07.240 You know what you need to know? 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:10.000 With Jody and Hazy sing it loud, I'm proud. We 0:03:10.400 --> 0:03:13.920 are the Sockers, the greatest team of all up. We 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:18.000 are the Sackers were always on the ball. Okay, that's 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:18.600 the club song. 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:22.720 Know that. The News just combined the Carlton theme song 0:03:22.960 --> 0:03:25.160 with a made up socker jingle that was. 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:33.880 Actually the too long theme song. It works. You can 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:35.480 do these sorts of things when you're winning. 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:38.520 Yeah, five thousand people got around it. On the weekend. 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:42.440 The atmosphere at Karen Rotten Ogle was just so good. 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:44.400 And it was good, you know why because it wasn't 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:46.720 close at the end, Like it wasn't a nail bier, 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:48.720 and it's sort of everyone knew that we were going 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:51.000 to win. I reckon, I don't know. With about an 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:52.800 hour to go, it looked pretty safe. 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:56.400 It was fun, wasn't it. Oh, Nathan McSweeney dreamy, I 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:58.960 was McSweeney here he is lifting up the shield. 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:02.240 Pretty amazing be you know, playing in front of such 0:04:02.280 --> 0:04:04.560 proud members and supporters like you. 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:05.480 It's been a long. 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:07.840 Time since we've been able to play some good cricket 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:10.800 and this year to do the double is very special, 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:12.320 and to do it with you is even more special. 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:15.920 So thank you very much. But you're so right. When 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:17.440 the last time it happened, which is watch twenty nine 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:21.560 years ago, it was just horrendous cricket to get there. Yeah, 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:24.920 just blocking it out, just block, block block. Instead, we 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:27.599 had Alex Carry, had Jason Sanger just puting on an 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:30.160 absolute show and each and every time, every time they 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:31.680 touched the ball, even when to a fielder. 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:35.320 So I was like, yeah, I'll tell you what though. 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:39.120 I was at the ground working on the Friday night 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:41.560 and Queensland really dug in and I thought, oh no, 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:43.720 this is going to be a dire run jay. 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:44.800 It was a record run shop. 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:48.560 Yeah, And then turned it on on the Saturday morning 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:51.520 and we lost three quick wickets and Greg and I 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:54.280 planned to go in in the afternoon hopefully to watch 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:55.720 them win, and we're I was like, I'm not going 0:04:55.760 --> 0:04:57.440 to go and watch them lose. It's going to be awful. 0:04:57.920 --> 0:05:00.640 And then enter old blew eye Carrie. 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:05.440 Look out, you've got blue eyes. Carry, you got blue eyes. Mcsweeny, 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:09.240 you've got dreamy eyes. Sangers, there's a lot of good 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:09.720 looking eyes. 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:11.680 What about the dude with the hair. I saw him 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:13.440 at the ground. I was like, oh, Hazey just want 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:15.279 I went out to him. I said, Hazey just wants 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:17.480 to run his hands through your hair like Johnson. 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:22.560 No, please please tell him that reaction is not going 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:24.400 to be positive. But I need I need him to 0:05:24.480 --> 0:05:25.800 know that I want to do that. Now. 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:29.600 You were working and you saw Alex Carey's white startner. 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:32.120 Yes, yeah, Elois, So we and we had a camera 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:33.640 with him and said, Eliis, did you reckon? I just 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:36.040 get a quick grab she was. He was on eighty 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:38.360 at the time. Yes, she was like a shaking mess. 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:41.760 So and what I really loved. We and she said, oh, 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:44.040 look I'll do my best. And he's got two of 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:47.920 the most gorgeous kids, yeah, Cleam and Louis. And we 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:49.600 tried to have a chat with him and they did 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:51.479 the kid thing where they just sort of hide behind 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:54.640 mum quickly you ask a question, very very cute, sweet 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:56.560 and the thing that she said as well, she said, look, 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:59.400 I'm nervous, and I know Alex has been. He's been 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:02.080 so nervous about this for so long. You're like, oh, 0:06:02.120 --> 0:06:05.080 it's nice to see someone like Alex Carey who has 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:08.320 achieved everything he can internationally. Yeah, but his heart still 0:06:08.400 --> 0:06:10.360 lies in South Australia and I had a lot to him. 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:10.680 Yeah. 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:11.000 Yeah. 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:13.839 We were standing for a little while there with Peter 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:17.120 McIntyre of course about it. I Reckon for an hour 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:19.960 twenty nine years ago to win the Shield. He just 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:23.160 like blocked for about an hour, and you know, when 0:06:23.160 --> 0:06:24.600 it was looking a bit grim on the Friday, he 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:27.560 turned me. He goes, look, if I have to pull 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:30.240 the pads out and put them on again, I will, 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:30.920 I'll do it. 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:34.600 I'll back when Sanger and Carey hitting fours and six 0:06:34.720 --> 0:06:39.800 and he's like, boring, give us some block shots. 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:43.599 Still to come with Jody and Hazy on Adelaide's NODA 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:45.560 nine one night to see a lot of the great 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:46.160 there as well. 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:47.320 Yeah really nice? 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:48.280 Yeah did he? 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:50.400 Gilesbie there, sim Nilsen was there? 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:54.400 Very good stuff, all the lads South Australia, very very proud. Indeed, 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:57.560 what an unbelievable day. Karen Rolton Oval just quickly, which 0:06:57.680 --> 0:06:58.799 was an absolute treat? 0:06:59.080 --> 0:06:59.200 Was it? 0:06:59.360 --> 0:06:59.720 Magnet? 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:02.440 Im so pleased that they switched it there because you 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:05.000 had five thousand people and it just packed it out 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:07.920 as opposed to you know at the Adelaide Oval. If 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:09.800 you have five thousand people, that looks a lot Smare 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:10.520 you m lost? 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:10.800 Yeah? 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:12.960 The one day Cup, I will say Adelaide overlooked a 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:16.040 little bit lost. Yeah, yeah, absolutely well down South Australia 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:18.040 and everyone who attended and everyone who support the Sackers 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:19.840 on the weekend coming out very very soon. You're gonna 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:22.559 hear the first question for the six fifteen venue machine quiz. 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:25.240 I'll tell you what. It's very very doable. Upper grabs, 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:27.200 upper grabs rather than Everie price. 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:28.760 Is still morning. 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:31.400 The following segment is the mature audiences only and may 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:34.960 contain content, graphic language and nudity, not that you'll see. 0:07:34.840 --> 0:07:36.000 It if easily offended. 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:38.240 Well, you're about to find out just how easily. 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:41.080 Yes, father, he's on your money. 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:43.080 Jody and Hazyes. 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:49.000 Six A small, very small space to be a little 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:52.240 bit naughty. That's what this is all about. Because trust us, 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:54.680 after seven o'clock things we're going a very different, much 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:55.559 more wholesome direction. 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:57.720 We will be very sensible post seven o'clock. 0:07:57.840 --> 0:07:59.440 Right now, though, what you got, oh, I got this 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:01.800 one for here's an article that you passed to me. 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:05.080 It's in this stuff in my mind. Yet a US 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:09.400 woman has experienced it to be allergic reaction after having sex. 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:13.400 Her partner had eaten brazil nuts shortly before the encounter, 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:17.880 and the allergens that passed through. Don't say the word 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:23.000 special fluid? Can I say that? Is this a genuine thing? 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:26.040 And nut allergy? Is that aggressive? 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:26.480 Wow? 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:29.760 The rear case highlighted how food allergens can be transmitted 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:34.000 through bodily fluids and cause reactions in highly sensitive individuals 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:37.080 even without direct ingestion. 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:41.199 WHOA, So you have some peanut butter or something and 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:43.920 someone has a nut allergy, Be. 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:46.600 Very very careful, my very goodness produced Molly. 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:47.800 Yes, I've heard of this before. 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:51.959 My friend's son has a really bad nut allergy. And 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:56.880 a woman kissed him like an older woman on the cheek. 0:08:57.040 --> 0:08:57.600 Yeah, she was. 0:08:57.679 --> 0:09:01.440 Close enough to his mouth. The saliva from her having 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:04.319 peanut butter at lunch or whatever, Yeah, was what gave 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:05.000 him the reaction. 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:06.520 I didn't know where this story was going, to be 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:07.680 honest with Yes, and that was. 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:10.000 A much more wholesome thing. And what I thought, you say, 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:11.240 this happened to me. 0:09:13.760 --> 0:09:14.520 I'm so sorry. 0:09:15.200 --> 0:09:15.920 Unbelievable. 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:16.320 Wow. 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:19.199 Some of the social media responses as well. So you've 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:22.520 got guest allergy. It's just got a whole new meaning meaning. 0:09:24.960 --> 0:09:28.920 I get that. I love sharing everything, even allergence. Another 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:31.559 person wrote yet another reason to wrap it up, folks, Absolutely, 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:33.800 my very goodness. 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:34.400 That's nice. 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:37.280 Producer, Josh, you're usually good in this space. What have 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:39.760 you got calling Bruce Willis because that's one way to 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:40.760 die hard. 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:45.199 Still to come with Jodie and Hazy Adelaide's one. 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:51.240 Night Get Jay you get it. My very goodness, that's outrageous. 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:54.240 It's a lesson for young players out there, so true, 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:55.240 very very good. 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:57.240 You have the same works for gluten. 0:09:57.720 --> 0:10:00.880 Oh my god, everyone's Glutenant Dollar another mone. It's a 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:04.160 different generation coming up after seven o'clock the Monday morning 0:10:04.360 --> 0:10:06.000 joke off and do you know I get on the 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:07.800 front foot. If you've got a good joke for us, 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:11.480 please text it through O full double nine one nine 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:13.559 nine one nine. It's a fun time in the morning. 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:17.400 Jade's it was a mixed weekend for our sights. 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:19.480 Yeah, it really was pulled. Adelaide's sort of in a 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:21.600 world of hurts at the moment. But the Adelaide crows. 0:10:22.120 --> 0:10:25.360 We're quietly getting very very carried away here in South Australia. 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:27.640 And one man who is well qualified to tell us 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:29.760 if we need to pull our heads in is the 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:34.360 beautiful Alistair Lynch from Foxfording. Good morning Alistair, Good morning, 0:10:34.440 --> 0:10:34.800 I tea. 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:36.320 I'm not going to tell you to pull your heads 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:39.760 in at all. If you do, tell us, we will 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:43.280 we will listen. No, no, no, all very good. 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:45.199 Now, there's plenty to get excited about, I think in 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:48.160 South Australia with the way that the Adelaide Crows are 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:51.160 starting to emerge them and albeit early in the season, 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:55.640 but they look very exciting, very powerful. Yeah, it's been 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:59.040 such a big rebuild for you, Lynch. How long should 0:10:59.040 --> 0:10:59.760 a rebuild take? 0:10:59.800 --> 0:11:02.199 This probably not a specific real time frame, but it's 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:05.160 been sort of five or six years, So would you yeah, 0:11:05.160 --> 0:11:07.160 I think yeah, definitely d But you look at even 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:09.560 the Brisbane Lions, they had probably ten or twelve years 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:12.600 where we bottomed out for a long period of time. 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:16.280 The clubs that really annoy you are like Sydney and 0:11:16.800 --> 0:11:20.040 Geelong that sort of just drop down to ninth for 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:23.240 one year, then bounce back and the contenders again. But 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:26.360 I think the one thing that has happened is you've 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:28.520 shown over the last few years you've been out to score. 0:11:28.920 --> 0:11:31.439 Last year was disappointing from a crow's point of view. 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:33.800 How they probably dropped down the ladder a bit further 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:37.720 than I thought. But now the mix of young players 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:40.439 still the experienced players like Texts. I mean, what a 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:43.920 luxury to have Texts been able to play a third 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:47.480 or second or third tall forward role and not get 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:50.120 the best player. He's too good for that and at 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:51.719 the end of your career, that's what you'd like to do. 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:55.280 And no, he could dine out with some great success 0:11:55.360 --> 0:11:57.400 late in his career. Port Adelaide. Where do they sit 0:11:57.520 --> 0:12:00.280 right now? And is their hope for the future? Y, yeah, 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:02.360 there is hope, But I didn't have them in the 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:05.480 top eight, to be honest, I mean losing Houston was 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:08.439 a massive out. You would have debated this over the 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:11.679 last couple of months. I'm sure about the handover period 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:16.120 from Hinckley to car I just couldn't see that working actually, 0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:18.520 to be honest, I'm a Ken Hinckley fan. I think 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:20.319 what he's done with that squad to get them to 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:21.920 finish at the end of the home and away season, 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:25.000 I think in second spot was an extraordinary effort. 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:28.640 I think there's a period of rejuvenation needed. 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:31.679 But you look at some of the young players coming through, 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:35.520 and I typified by jas bergoing on the weekend was 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:39.000 probably Port's best player. I think exciting times ahead, but 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:42.599 I think this next year or two he's going to 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:44.520 be very tough for Port Adelaide supporters. 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:47.320 Well, Lyncha make sure you come on down for Gatheround, 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:50.120 which is the greatest sporting event on the planet. You've 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:51.559 got a love coming to Adelaide. 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:55.319 No, absolutely, it's a fantastic footy festival and I'll be 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:57.400 down there with Fox Footy. I think I've got the 0:12:57.480 --> 0:12:59.920 two Nord games, which is great. Looking forward to get 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:01.840 down a magnificent pop. 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:03.640 Into Norwood food and wine. First of all, Lindta, you 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:04.240 won't regret it. 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:06.440 I promise you that I will be there. 0:13:06.559 --> 0:13:09.480 So five minutes after the final siren on Fox Footy, 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:11.680 I'll be straight across, Professor. 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:12.439 We'll come find you. 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:15.240 Yeah, beautiful, I'll be there this season. The place to 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:17.440 watch footy live on Saturday, Sea's on Fox Footy available 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:19.760 on Cho Sports yep Live Saturday Footy every round with 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:22.000 no ad, bracing and play. Get on board Chao Sports 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:24.520 sign up today. It's a job job. 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:26.640 This is a job that is a good job. 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:30.400 J and hazes Monday morning joke off, best way. 0:13:30.280 --> 0:13:32.160 To start your Monday. That's what we've always said. If 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:34.040 you're just tuning in for the first time. Good timing. 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:37.920 Yeah, who would like to go first? This morning? Did 0:13:37.960 --> 0:13:38.880 we get Molly out of the way? 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:41.880 Do you know what? Molly was excellent last week? It's true? 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:42.400 Do you so? 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:45.319 Molly totally redeem herself with that Carlton mosquito? 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:45.560 Joe? 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:47.320 Okay, can I do it again? 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:51.920 We'll find out what do redheads miss about birthday parties? 0:13:52.880 --> 0:13:55.280 And redheads missed about birthday parties? 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:56.840 The invite. 0:13:58.840 --> 0:14:01.280 Slightly? I'm sorry, redheads? 0:14:04.320 --> 0:14:06.719 Why that's funny because Molly's the nicest person on the 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:08.240 planet and that was really mean. 0:14:09.960 --> 0:14:13.040 We've got quite quite a number of redhead to tune in. 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:16.160 Did every sorry about that? Sorry? Guys, that's aggressive, isn't 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:19.360 it right? I'll go I'll have a good joke though. 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:21.520 Good Jack On a guy walks on a bar with 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:24.360 a black eye, and the bartender asks, Cheez, what happened? 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:27.040 He explains, Well, I own a shoe store and I 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:30.640 have two employees, Mary and Jack. Business has not been 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:32.520 so good, so I knew I had to let one 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:35.200 of them go. Mary shows up to work today, so 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:37.600 I pulled her aside and I told her, look, I'm 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:39.440 either going to have to lay you or jack off. 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:46.720 Hence the black eye. You get it straight out of 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:48.560 your head, producer work. 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:51.359 I don't know about. 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:56.680 Is your brain right now? What's that thing? What's going 0:14:56.720 --> 0:14:59.680 on in there? Very very good, Thank you very much. 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:01.360 Let's bring its same, okay. 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:05.000 A wife says to her husband, I cannot believe that 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:08.600 you went to a woman of the night to have relations. 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:12.240 And the husband replied, what did you expect. We haven't 0:15:12.280 --> 0:15:15.000 done anything for months, And the wife said, well, you 0:15:15.080 --> 0:15:16.840 could have told me that you were willing to pay. 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:23.560 Yes, Joe, Jon wins. 0:15:26.280 --> 0:15:26.760 Yourself. 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:32.600 I've got a bit of a story from you coming 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:33.160 from the US. 0:15:33.480 --> 0:15:34.720 Mummy. I don't want me here. 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:38.720 By very goodness, in advanced Jose, you're going to be 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:43.520 doing this, you guys. No one likes intruders. In Kansas, 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:45.880 a babysitter was putting children to bed when one child 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:50.240 expressed fear of a monster under the bed. Upon checking, 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:57.000 the babysitter discovered a man hiding there. This is ridiculous. 0:15:57.600 --> 0:16:00.400 An altercation ensued between the babysitter and the true during 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:02.640 which one child was knocked over. This suspect fled before 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:05.520 deputies arrived. It was a man by the name of 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:08.640 Martin Villa Lobos. He was twenty seven years old. He 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:11.440 previously lived at the residence and he was under a 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:14.440 protection from abuse order to stay away from the property. 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:19.520 Oh god, there's a picture here of Martin and he's 0:16:19.680 --> 0:16:20.640 not a friendly man. 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:22.200 He's an unsavory character. 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:25.280 He also just looks like any other twenty seven year 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:28.200 old dude. Though, Yeah, what do you mean, don't you reckon? 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:30.680 You will know he looks horrifying. 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:32.680 He looks like an intruder. 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:36.160 I've seen friendly a twenty seven year old man, trust me, Martin, 0:16:36.320 --> 0:16:38.840 ain't you mate? So he lived at the property? Yeah, 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:40.920 so did he just keep a key muster? 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:42.080 That scares me? 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:44.520 But don't you think that's that's the plot of a 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:46.600 horror movie. By the way, that is a plot of 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:48.800 a horror movie, and that is a child going up 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:51.320 to the babysit and saying there's a monster under my bed, 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:54.480 and the babysit he goes, there's no mon I'll show you. 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:56.640 I'll show you. Look, I'll go under there. And then. 0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:03.000 What was that? Where the when the phone rings and 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:06.160 there's a babysitter and they're like, have you checked the children? 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:12.600 That's bed monsters. Three. Have you had an experience with intruder? 0:17:12.600 --> 0:17:14.679 I've never had someone in the house, but I remember 0:17:14.720 --> 0:17:16.760 as a small child in Hobart, Tasmania. 0:17:17.720 --> 0:17:19.919 That's in true to Central by the way, I did not. 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:25.760 Waking up and seeing a man walk past my bedroom window. 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:28.359 That gives me. 0:17:28.960 --> 0:17:31.520 And then this is how oblivious I went back to sleep. 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:34.720 And then in the morning Mum and dad discovered. This 0:17:34.880 --> 0:17:36.959 is before they went through a horrible divorce. That's by 0:17:37.000 --> 0:17:39.520 the bye, and I digress. But Mum and Dad discovered 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:42.960 that they'd stolen our bikes out of the shed. And 0:17:43.040 --> 0:17:45.520 I was like, oh, yeah, I remember seeing someone last night. 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:46.560 That's outrageous. 0:17:47.560 --> 0:17:50.480 Okay, what a little dumbo was a child? I wash, 0:17:50.480 --> 0:17:52.199 there's a man on my window. I just go back 0:17:52.240 --> 0:17:53.560 to sleep, bab he's probably. 0:17:53.840 --> 0:18:02.360 There, Jose's gone. Who's frov of my cousin at midnight? 0:18:02.640 --> 0:18:05.720 That's what we do, just tazzy things. 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:06.760 I've had a good one. 0:18:07.320 --> 0:18:07.480 Oh. 0:18:07.760 --> 0:18:09.960 I was about fifteen years old at the time. I'll 0:18:09.960 --> 0:18:12.000