Speaker 1: Take seven coffee, settle into your seats.
Speaker 2: Good Jody and Hazy Adeaee's favorite way awaken.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Welcome to your Monday. Hope you had a
Speaker 1: cracking weekend. Do you have a good one?
Speaker 3: So lovely weekend? Wasn't it an historic weekend for South Australia.
Speaker 1: We're going to talk about the Sackers getting up on Saturday.
Speaker 1: We were there.
Speaker 3: It was incredible, very very fun Saturday afternoon. There was
Speaker 3: one stage there and we'll speak about it, like you said,
Speaker 3: in a few minutes time. But I sort of look
Speaker 3: around going I don't think it's much better.
Speaker 1: Miss now absolute scenes at Karen rot Noble scenes, I
Speaker 1: tell you.
Speaker 3: But then I remember Joe's Maybe it does get a
Speaker 3: little bit better because we have got the most gather
Speaker 3: around tickets to give away in Adelaide.
Speaker 1: Oh we've got these passes. There were fourteen hundred bucks
Speaker 1: and you get to go along to every single game
Speaker 1: at the Adelaide.
Speaker 3: Overall, we need to get involved with that. He gives
Speaker 3: them away today, so keep it locked and over. This
Speaker 3: is your first spot, we'll say that much. This is
Speaker 3: your first spot for exclusive gather around tickets to the
Speaker 3: best of the dancer.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to gather not next week, week after
Speaker 1: it is either right, that's right, round five five. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're going to get a lot to get around it.
Speaker 3: I will definitely be there. In fact, I am going
Speaker 3: to do my best to get to absolutely every single
Speaker 3: game that's on off. Wow, all the different spots that
Speaker 3: the bossa, Mount Barker, Nord Adelaide over.
Speaker 1: I don't think do it. I don't think Mount Barker
Speaker 1: got one this time around.
Speaker 3: I thought it was.
Speaker 1: A people in Mount Barker punched their radios because they're
Speaker 1: so triggered by the fact.
Speaker 3: That they missed out. Yes on the film, right, A
Speaker 3: big cheerio to the Mount Barkins.
Speaker 1: This morning's worse. I know you've just taken a bad situation.
Speaker 1: May be infinitely worse. What I am looking for to
Speaker 1: gather around the Nord Street arright.
Speaker 3: Nord Food wine, that's so fun. Do you remember Nord
Speaker 3: Food one back in the day?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's that was the loosest day on
Speaker 1: the Adelaide's social calendar.
Speaker 3: Hen's why I think I went missing. Yes, it got
Speaker 3: such anxiety because each and every day it was like
Speaker 3: each and every year, the day after the Nord Food
Speaker 3: and Wine Festive as a whole was like, oh what
Speaker 3: do last night? Who did I offend? I'm having flashbacks?
Speaker 3: So I went missing. It hibernated for years and years, and.
Speaker 1: I think the traders on the parade said, all right,
Speaker 1: you've had your fund, that's enough for that. But it's
Speaker 1: back again and it's huge.
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 1: Like I remember being there last year just looking down
Speaker 1: the street going.
Speaker 3: How could it's much more sophisticated these days? Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: much more sense.
Speaker 1: Were growing up, haven't I've seen you? I've seen you.
Speaker 3: Oh beautiful weather across adelade today you're gonna get a
Speaker 3: the top of twenty five degrees. And you mentioned that
Speaker 3: Jode's Karen Rolton Oval on Saturday round about five o'clock
Speaker 3: went off, Oh fireworks. Can we talk about that? An
Speaker 3: historic day for South Australian curriculum. Even know, I need
Speaker 3: to know that, I need I need to know. I
Speaker 3: need to know what's in the news today.
Speaker 1: What you need to know?
Speaker 5: You know what you need to know?
Speaker 3: With Jody and Hazy sing it loud, I'm proud. We
Speaker 3: are the Sockers, the greatest team of all up. We
Speaker 3: are the Sackers were always on the ball. Okay, that's
Speaker 3: the club song.
Speaker 1: Know that. The News just combined the Carlton theme song
Speaker 1: with a made up socker jingle that was.
Speaker 3: Actually the too long theme song. It works. You can
Speaker 3: do these sorts of things when you're winning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, five thousand people got around it. On the weekend.
Speaker 1: The atmosphere at Karen Rotten Ogle was just so good.
Speaker 1: And it was good, you know why because it wasn't
Speaker 1: close at the end, Like it wasn't a nail bier,
Speaker 1: and it's sort of everyone knew that we were going
Speaker 1: to win. I reckon, I don't know. With about an
Speaker 1: hour to go, it looked pretty safe.
Speaker 3: It was fun, wasn't it. Oh, Nathan McSweeney dreamy, I
Speaker 3: was McSweeney here he is lifting up the shield.
Speaker 6: Pretty amazing be you know, playing in front of such
Speaker 6: proud members and supporters like you.
Speaker 3: It's been a long.
Speaker 6: Time since we've been able to play some good cricket
Speaker 6: and this year to do the double is very special,
Speaker 6: and to do it with you is even more special.
Speaker 3: So thank you very much. But you're so right. When
Speaker 3: the last time it happened, which is watch twenty nine
Speaker 3: years ago, it was just horrendous cricket to get there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just blocking it out, just block, block block. Instead, we
Speaker 3: had Alex Carry, had Jason Sanger just puting on an
Speaker 3: absolute show and each and every time, every time they
Speaker 3: touched the ball, even when to a fielder.
Speaker 1: So I was like, yeah, I'll tell you what though.
Speaker 1: I was at the ground working on the Friday night
Speaker 1: and Queensland really dug in and I thought, oh no,
Speaker 1: this is going to be a dire run jay.
Speaker 3: It was a record run shop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then turned it on on the Saturday morning
Speaker 1: and we lost three quick wickets and Greg and I
Speaker 1: planned to go in in the afternoon hopefully to watch
Speaker 1: them win, and we're I was like, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to go and watch them lose. It's going to be awful.
Speaker 1: And then enter old blew eye Carrie.
Speaker 3: Look out, you've got blue eyes. Carry, you got blue eyes. Mcsweeny,
Speaker 3: you've got dreamy eyes. Sangers, there's a lot of good
Speaker 3: looking eyes.
Speaker 1: What about the dude with the hair. I saw him
Speaker 1: at the ground. I was like, oh, Hazey just want
Speaker 1: I went out to him. I said, Hazey just wants
Speaker 1: to run his hands through your hair like Johnson.
Speaker 3: No, please please tell him that reaction is not going
Speaker 3: to be positive. But I need I need him to
Speaker 3: know that I want to do that. Now.
Speaker 1: You were working and you saw Alex Carey's white startner.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, Elois, So we and we had a camera
Speaker 3: with him and said, Eliis, did you reckon? I just
Speaker 3: get a quick grab she was. He was on eighty
Speaker 3: at the time. Yes, she was like a shaking mess.
Speaker 3: So and what I really loved. We and she said, oh,
Speaker 3: look I'll do my best. And he's got two of
Speaker 3: the most gorgeous kids, yeah, Cleam and Louis. And we
Speaker 3: tried to have a chat with him and they did
Speaker 3: the kid thing where they just sort of hide behind
Speaker 3: mum quickly you ask a question, very very cute, sweet
Speaker 3: and the thing that she said as well, she said, look,
Speaker 3: I'm nervous, and I know Alex has been. He's been
Speaker 3: so nervous about this for so long. You're like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's nice to see someone like Alex Carey who has
Speaker 3: achieved everything he can internationally. Yeah, but his heart still
Speaker 3: lies in South Australia and I had a lot to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We were standing for a little while there with Peter
Speaker 1: McIntyre of course about it. I Reckon for an hour
Speaker 1: twenty nine years ago to win the Shield. He just
Speaker 1: like blocked for about an hour, and you know, when
Speaker 1: it was looking a bit grim on the Friday, he
Speaker 1: turned me. He goes, look, if I have to pull
Speaker 1: the pads out and put them on again, I will,
Speaker 1: I'll do it.
Speaker 3: I'll back when Sanger and Carey hitting fours and six
Speaker 3: and he's like, boring, give us some block shots.
Speaker 7: Still to come with Jody and Hazy on Adelaide's NODA
Speaker 7: nine one night to see a lot of the great
Speaker 7: there as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah really nice?
Speaker 4: Yeah did he?
Speaker 1: Gilesbie there, sim Nilsen was there?
Speaker 3: Very good stuff, all the lads South Australia, very very proud. Indeed,
Speaker 3: what an unbelievable day. Karen Rolton Oval just quickly, which
Speaker 3: was an absolute treat?
Speaker 1: Was it?
Speaker 3: Magnet?
Speaker 1: Im so pleased that they switched it there because you
Speaker 1: had five thousand people and it just packed it out
Speaker 1: as opposed to you know at the Adelaide Oval. If
Speaker 1: you have five thousand people, that looks a lot Smare
Speaker 1: you m lost?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: The one day Cup, I will say Adelaide overlooked a
Speaker 3: little bit lost. Yeah, yeah, absolutely well down South Australia
Speaker 3: and everyone who attended and everyone who support the Sackers
Speaker 3: on the weekend coming out very very soon. You're gonna
Speaker 3: hear the first question for the six fifteen venue machine quiz.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. It's very very doable. Upper grabs,
Speaker 3: upper grabs rather than Everie price.
Speaker 1: Is still morning.
Speaker 5: The following segment is the mature audiences only and may
Speaker 5: contain content, graphic language and nudity, not that you'll see.
Speaker 1: It if easily offended.
Speaker 5: Well, you're about to find out just how easily.
Speaker 3: Yes, father, he's on your money.
Speaker 5: Jody and Hazyes.
Speaker 3: Six A small, very small space to be a little
Speaker 3: bit naughty. That's what this is all about. Because trust us,
Speaker 3: after seven o'clock things we're going a very different, much
Speaker 3: more wholesome direction.
Speaker 1: We will be very sensible post seven o'clock.
Speaker 3: Right now, though, what you got, oh, I got this
Speaker 3: one for here's an article that you passed to me.
Speaker 3: It's in this stuff in my mind. Yet a US
Speaker 3: woman has experienced it to be allergic reaction after having sex.
Speaker 3: Her partner had eaten brazil nuts shortly before the encounter,
Speaker 3: and the allergens that passed through. Don't say the word
Speaker 3: special fluid? Can I say that? Is this a genuine thing?
Speaker 3: And nut allergy? Is that aggressive?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: The rear case highlighted how food allergens can be transmitted
Speaker 3: through bodily fluids and cause reactions in highly sensitive individuals
Speaker 3: even without direct ingestion.
Speaker 1: WHOA, So you have some peanut butter or something and
Speaker 1: someone has a nut allergy, Be.
Speaker 3: Very very careful, my very goodness produced Molly.
Speaker 1: Yes, I've heard of this before.
Speaker 2: My friend's son has a really bad nut allergy. And
Speaker 2: a woman kissed him like an older woman on the cheek.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was.
Speaker 2: Close enough to his mouth. The saliva from her having
Speaker 2: peanut butter at lunch or whatever, Yeah, was what gave
Speaker 2: him the reaction.
Speaker 1: I didn't know where this story was going, to be
Speaker 1: honest with Yes, and that was.
Speaker 3: A much more wholesome thing. And what I thought, you say,
Speaker 3: this happened to me.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: Unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Some of the social media responses as well. So you've
Speaker 3: got guest allergy. It's just got a whole new meaning meaning.
Speaker 3: I get that. I love sharing everything, even allergence. Another
Speaker 3: person wrote yet another reason to wrap it up, folks, Absolutely,
Speaker 3: my very goodness.
Speaker 1: That's nice.
Speaker 3: Producer, Josh, you're usually good in this space. What have
Speaker 3: you got calling Bruce Willis because that's one way to
Speaker 3: die hard.
Speaker 5: Still to come with Jodie and Hazy Adelaide's one.
Speaker 3: Night Get Jay you get it. My very goodness, that's outrageous.
Speaker 3: It's a lesson for young players out there, so true,
Speaker 3: very very good.
Speaker 1: You have the same works for gluten.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, everyone's Glutenant Dollar another mone. It's a
Speaker 3: different generation coming up after seven o'clock the Monday morning
Speaker 3: joke off and do you know I get on the
Speaker 3: front foot. If you've got a good joke for us,
Speaker 3: please text it through O full double nine one nine
Speaker 3: nine one nine. It's a fun time in the morning.
Speaker 3: Jade's it was a mixed weekend for our sights.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it really was pulled. Adelaide's sort of in a
Speaker 1: world of hurts at the moment. But the Adelaide crows.
Speaker 1: We're quietly getting very very carried away here in South Australia.
Speaker 1: And one man who is well qualified to tell us
Speaker 1: if we need to pull our heads in is the
Speaker 1: beautiful Alistair Lynch from Foxfording. Good morning Alistair, Good morning,
Speaker 1: I tea.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to tell you to pull your heads
Speaker 3: in at all. If you do, tell us, we will
Speaker 3: we will listen. No, no, no, all very good.
Speaker 8: Now, there's plenty to get excited about, I think in
Speaker 8: South Australia with the way that the Adelaide Crows are
Speaker 8: starting to emerge them and albeit early in the season,
Speaker 8: but they look very exciting, very powerful. Yeah, it's been
Speaker 8: such a big rebuild for you, Lynch. How long should
Speaker 8: a rebuild take?
Speaker 3: This probably not a specific real time frame, but it's
Speaker 3: been sort of five or six years, So would you yeah,
Speaker 3: I think yeah, definitely d But you look at even
Speaker 3: the Brisbane Lions, they had probably ten or twelve years
Speaker 3: where we bottomed out for a long period of time.
Speaker 8: The clubs that really annoy you are like Sydney and
Speaker 8: Geelong that sort of just drop down to ninth for
Speaker 8: one year, then bounce back and the contenders again. But
Speaker 8: I think the one thing that has happened is you've
Speaker 8: shown over the last few years you've been out to score.
Speaker 8: Last year was disappointing from a crow's point of view.
Speaker 8: How they probably dropped down the ladder a bit further
Speaker 8: than I thought. But now the mix of young players
Speaker 8: still the experienced players like Texts. I mean, what a
Speaker 8: luxury to have Texts been able to play a third
Speaker 8: or second or third tall forward role and not get
Speaker 8: the best player. He's too good for that and at
Speaker 8: the end of your career, that's what you'd like to do.
Speaker 8: And no, he could dine out with some great success
Speaker 8: late in his career. Port Adelaide. Where do they sit
Speaker 8: right now? And is their hope for the future? Y, yeah,
Speaker 8: there is hope, But I didn't have them in the
Speaker 8: top eight, to be honest, I mean losing Houston was
Speaker 8: a massive out. You would have debated this over the
Speaker 8: last couple of months. I'm sure about the handover period
Speaker 8: from Hinckley to car I just couldn't see that working actually,
Speaker 8: to be honest, I'm a Ken Hinckley fan. I think
Speaker 8: what he's done with that squad to get them to
Speaker 8: finish at the end of the home and away season,
Speaker 8: I think in second spot was an extraordinary effort.
Speaker 3: I think there's a period of rejuvenation needed.
Speaker 8: But you look at some of the young players coming through,
Speaker 8: and I typified by jas bergoing on the weekend was
Speaker 8: probably Port's best player. I think exciting times ahead, but
Speaker 8: I think this next year or two he's going to
Speaker 8: be very tough for Port Adelaide supporters.
Speaker 1: Well, Lyncha make sure you come on down for Gatheround,
Speaker 1: which is the greatest sporting event on the planet. You've
Speaker 1: got a love coming to Adelaide.
Speaker 8: No, absolutely, it's a fantastic footy festival and I'll be
Speaker 8: down there with Fox Footy. I think I've got the
Speaker 8: two Nord games, which is great. Looking forward to get
Speaker 8: down a magnificent pop.
Speaker 1: Into Norwood food and wine. First of all, Lindta, you
Speaker 1: won't regret it.
Speaker 3: I promise you that I will be there.
Speaker 8: So five minutes after the final siren on Fox Footy,
Speaker 8: I'll be straight across, Professor.
Speaker 1: We'll come find you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, beautiful, I'll be there this season. The place to
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Speaker 2: J and hazes Monday morning joke off, best way.
Speaker 3: To start your Monday. That's what we've always said. If
Speaker 3: you're just tuning in for the first time. Good timing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who would like to go first? This morning? Did
Speaker 1: we get Molly out of the way?
Speaker 3: Do you know what? Molly was excellent last week? It's true?
Speaker 1: Do you so?
Speaker 3: Molly totally redeem herself with that Carlton mosquito?
Speaker 1: Joe?
Speaker 5: Okay, can I do it again?
Speaker 2: We'll find out what do redheads miss about birthday parties?
Speaker 1: And redheads missed about birthday parties?
Speaker 2: The invite.
Speaker 3: Slightly? I'm sorry, redheads?
Speaker 1: Why that's funny because Molly's the nicest person on the
Speaker 1: planet and that was really mean.
Speaker 3: We've got quite quite a number of redhead to tune in.
Speaker 3: Did every sorry about that? Sorry? Guys, that's aggressive, isn't
Speaker 3: it right? I'll go I'll have a good joke though.
Speaker 3: Good Jack On a guy walks on a bar with
Speaker 3: a black eye, and the bartender asks, Cheez, what happened?
Speaker 3: He explains, Well, I own a shoe store and I
Speaker 3: have two employees, Mary and Jack. Business has not been
Speaker 3: so good, so I knew I had to let one
Speaker 3: of them go. Mary shows up to work today, so
Speaker 3: I pulled her aside and I told her, look, I'm
Speaker 3: either going to have to lay you or jack off.
Speaker 3: Hence the black eye. You get it straight out of
Speaker 3: your head, producer work.
Speaker 1: I don't know about.
Speaker 3: Is your brain right now? What's that thing? What's going
Speaker 3: on in there? Very very good, Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Let's bring its same, okay.
Speaker 1: A wife says to her husband, I cannot believe that
Speaker 1: you went to a woman of the night to have relations.
Speaker 1: And the husband replied, what did you expect. We haven't
Speaker 1: done anything for months, And the wife said, well, you
Speaker 1: could have told me that you were willing to pay.
Speaker 5: Yes, Joe, Jon wins.
Speaker 1: Yourself.
Speaker 3: I've got a bit of a story from you coming
Speaker 3: from the US.
Speaker 1: Mummy. I don't want me here.
Speaker 3: By very goodness, in advanced Jose, you're going to be
Speaker 3: doing this, you guys. No one likes intruders. In Kansas,
Speaker 3: a babysitter was putting children to bed when one child
Speaker 3: expressed fear of a monster under the bed. Upon checking,
Speaker 3: the babysitter discovered a man hiding there. This is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: An altercation ensued between the babysitter and the true during
Speaker 3: which one child was knocked over. This suspect fled before
Speaker 3: deputies arrived. It was a man by the name of
Speaker 3: Martin Villa Lobos. He was twenty seven years old. He
Speaker 3: previously lived at the residence and he was under a
Speaker 3: protection from abuse order to stay away from the property.
Speaker 1: Oh god, there's a picture here of Martin and he's
Speaker 1: not a friendly man.
Speaker 3: He's an unsavory character.
Speaker 1: He also just looks like any other twenty seven year
Speaker 1: old dude. Though, Yeah, what do you mean, don't you reckon?
Speaker 1: You will know he looks horrifying.
Speaker 3: He looks like an intruder.
Speaker 1: I've seen friendly a twenty seven year old man, trust me, Martin,
Speaker 1: ain't you mate? So he lived at the property? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so did he just keep a key muster?
Speaker 5: That scares me?
Speaker 3: But don't you think that's that's the plot of a
Speaker 3: horror movie. By the way, that is a plot of
Speaker 3: a horror movie, and that is a child going up
Speaker 3: to the babysit and saying there's a monster under my bed,
Speaker 3: and the babysit he goes, there's no mon I'll show you.
Speaker 3: I'll show you. Look, I'll go under there. And then.
Speaker 1: What was that? Where the when the phone rings and
Speaker 1: there's a babysitter and they're like, have you checked the children?
Speaker 3: That's bed monsters. Three. Have you had an experience with intruder?
Speaker 1: I've never had someone in the house, but I remember
Speaker 1: as a small child in Hobart, Tasmania.
Speaker 3: That's in true to Central by the way, I did not.
Speaker 1: Waking up and seeing a man walk past my bedroom window.
Speaker 3: That gives me.
Speaker 1: And then this is how oblivious I went back to sleep.
Speaker 1: And then in the morning Mum and dad discovered. This
Speaker 1: is before they went through a horrible divorce. That's by
Speaker 1: the bye, and I digress. But Mum and Dad discovered
Speaker 1: that they'd stolen our bikes out of the shed. And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, I remember seeing someone last night.
Speaker 3: That's outrageous.
Speaker 1: Okay, what a little dumbo was a child? I wash,
Speaker 1: there's a man on my window. I just go back
Speaker 1: to sleep, bab he's probably.
Speaker 3: There, Jose's gone. Who's frov of my cousin at midnight?
Speaker 1: That's what we do, just tazzy things.
Speaker 3: I've had a good one.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: I was about fifteen years old at the time. I'll
Speaker 3: tell you next what happened. It was in Sydney and
Speaker 3: it was in a high rise apartment. And the things
Speaker 3: that he had to do to get over me, to
Speaker 3: get to the jewelry. Oh, it's disgusting, really disgusting. And
Speaker 3: what I will say as well, the things that he
Speaker 3: did after he robbed us, he stuck around and did
Speaker 3: some things Jesus. Next, you've got the most shocked look
Speaker 3: of all time on your face.
Speaker 1: No, I can't believe.
Speaker 3: No, you should be shocked.
Speaker 1: Oh, I want to go back to thinking about my cousin.
Speaker 3: That's the safest space. It's also a safe space, no.
Speaker 3: Nine one nine to share the things that you're not
Speaker 3: good at. Yeah, well we embrace them.
Speaker 1: Sort of embarrassing moment. I have date night every two
Speaker 1: weeks on a Wednesday with my thirteen year old. I
Speaker 1: have a little night out together.
Speaker 3: Excellent.
Speaker 1: So we decided to go to the sushi train on
Speaker 1: the parade.
Speaker 3: I love the sushi train. I'm on board.
Speaker 1: What about when you order something off the iPad and
Speaker 1: a little train comes out like a train.
Speaker 3: What about the disappointment when the train doesn't come and
Speaker 3: someone actually comes and delivers the plates? My kids like,
Speaker 3: what the hell? Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, I
Speaker 3: ordered it front the train.
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: You're not a train from the robot the robots too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, there's not a robot at this one,
Speaker 1: but I've seen the robots at a dumpling shop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the robots are epic and they come over singing
Speaker 3: and dancing. They're very loud. They're like, oh, this bloke
Speaker 3: over here has ordered six tuner and avocados. He's uncultured.
Speaker 3: Here you go.
Speaker 1: AnyWho. So we're sitting there and they bring out my chickens.
Speaker 1: Tarry Archie speaking of being.
Speaker 3: Unco nice selection.
Speaker 1: There most Australian.
Speaker 3: Japanese food of all timely Japanese culture, aren't you?
Speaker 1: But I love me a bit of w sabi. Love
Speaker 1: it just a little bit of spice on the tongue.
Speaker 1: Got to be very careful. If you go too much,
Speaker 1: then it's.
Speaker 3: Like all sorts of strikes.
Speaker 1: So I was trying to open the packet of wassabi
Speaker 1: and oh, my very goodness, do you think I could
Speaker 1: find that little tea? You know, there's a time. Oh
Speaker 1: I tried for about eight minutes to try and open
Speaker 1: this wasabi and by that point Pattern's looking at me like,
Speaker 1: come mom, you're better than that. And I had to
Speaker 1: go and get the waitress and say, can you open
Speaker 1: my packetez.
Speaker 3: She's like She's like I was offended enough. That's all
Speaker 3: you would order was a tuner avocado and chicken tarok
Speaker 3: in avocado, And now I need you open up with withsabi.
Speaker 1: I could not open that packet for love or money?
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty fourteen. Can we do this because I need
Speaker 1: to feel better about my own life? Packets that you
Speaker 1: can't open?
Speaker 3: Oh jeez, can I help you out?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 3: Yeah, one hundred percent. Please get involved thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: Which can't you open? We'll go to sushi train.
Speaker 6: Ye.
Speaker 3: Sometimes after a few plates, I go. I'll call it
Speaker 3: like a little bit of dessert. I go, do I do?
Speaker 3: I get the dumpling?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's always It's very precarious, isn't it, Because if
Speaker 1: you have too much and then you top it up
Speaker 1: with dumplings, then you get the dumpling burps afterwards. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: yes as well, and you feel two full and you
Speaker 1: feel a bit sick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one hundred percent. Thirteen twenty four ten. What can't
Speaker 3: you open? Port Adelaide tickets? Feed the Saints up for grabs,
Speaker 3: got myself some of the dumplings, and I do the
Speaker 3: same thing with my six year old son, Henry. We
Speaker 3: have a bit of a sushi date every Tuesday or Wednesday,
Speaker 3: and I think it's the guy. Oh's a sauce. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I can't open that. I cannot open that. Yeah, And
Speaker 3: I don't want to be embarrassed. So last time we did,
Speaker 3: Henry's like, what's going on, Dad, don't you want the sauce?
Speaker 3: I was like, nah, nah, it spoils it.
Speaker 1: The older I don't like it.
Speaker 3: Seriously, next time we get the dumplings, try and open
Speaker 3: the bloody guy as a sauce. It's ridiculous. I had
Speaker 3: to take my own pair.
Speaker 1: Of scissors and I will say this chopper chops.
Speaker 3: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: I spoken about this before.
Speaker 3: Can you open up?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Never have the kid proof, adult proof, sometimes almost scissor proof.
Speaker 1: I take the scissors to them and even that doesn't work.
Speaker 1: Chees thirteen twenty four ten. Let's do this port adelaid
Speaker 1: tickets up grabs. Well, can you just not open? How embarrassing?
Speaker 3: I know it's an open space. Let's all be bad
Speaker 3: at this together.
Speaker 1: Yes, please?
Speaker 5: This is Adelaide's favorite.
Speaker 6: Wait to Awake Up.
Speaker 3: Thirteen and twenty fourteen. Up for Grabs bought Adelaie tickets
Speaker 3: for the Saints on Sunday. We're just helping out, Joonts.
Speaker 3: We're just helping a sister out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3: One's got their strength and weaknesses, right.
Speaker 1: I know both you and I have conceded that at
Speaker 1: the sushi joint, I can't open the Wistarbi packets. I
Speaker 1: could not, for love of money.
Speaker 10: Took a bit.
Speaker 1: I had about eight minutes. I mean, you crack at it.
Speaker 1: You got to the point where I had to ask
Speaker 1: the waitress, the lovely waitress, and she just looked at
Speaker 1: me like are you Are you okay? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And you thought it was you against the world. But
Speaker 3: then I had to come in and say, it's okay.
Speaker 3: Joe's the Cooza packets for me. Oh my gosh, how
Speaker 3: do you open those ridiculous little things?
Speaker 1: I know, I just love that you've doubled down with
Speaker 1: your kid too, Like, don't even like it.
Speaker 3: I don't like it, don't want it, don't want it,
Speaker 3: ruins it. And Henry's like, Dad, it's delicious. It really
Speaker 3: really brings the best out of the meal. Nah, I
Speaker 3: don't like it.
Speaker 1: Nah, what about you produce the molly? What can't you open?
Speaker 1: It's the pack of the scissors you need scissors to open.
Speaker 1: That's so true.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go to who should we go to first?
Speaker 1: Matthew from McLaren Flat, Good morning.
Speaker 4: Matte, morning glos.
Speaker 1: What do you struggle with? Is a safe space? Go
Speaker 1: for it?
Speaker 4: The pack of the pack of ham and cheese that
Speaker 4: they peel here in the corners at all?
Speaker 3: Yeah here? Hey, okay, Well i'd like to and like to.
Speaker 3: I wish it was that simple.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gosh, how much do you struggle with it? Matt? Well?
Speaker 9: I end up using knife and cutting it open?
Speaker 1: Yeah, point well done.
Speaker 3: Is it ruining your life? Matte?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Try not to buy those ones?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, good choice, but I get that right to Bridget? Yeah, Bridget,
Speaker 1: good morning, money morning. What do you struggle with? What
Speaker 1: can you you open?
Speaker 10: You know the hair thatye packets like the conditioner so
Speaker 10: the self haired O packet so you wash your hair,
Speaker 10: go to rinse air and it's those little condition to
Speaker 10: packets that you try and can ster hair out with,
Speaker 10: and it just you can't.
Speaker 1: I just can't do it. Yeah you really need it,
Speaker 1: don't you, because you've got it?
Speaker 3: You do stuff?
Speaker 1: You love this? What's your favorite Claire Ole? There, Bridget,
Speaker 1: what's your favorite.
Speaker 10: Color, probably like I'm pretty exotic and probably like a brown.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, ex I lived my life.
Speaker 1: On the edge.
Speaker 3: Do you know what, Bridget, You're as exotic and cultured
Speaker 3: as Jodie is at sushi trained Chicken. I have a cardo. Yeah,
Speaker 3: very nice. All right, you're off to port the Saints. Congratulations,
Speaker 3: Thank you, Betta Bridget.
Speaker 4: Well done.
Speaker 3: All right, let's continue this, shall we?
Speaker 1: Fu?
Speaker 3: It's good you feel and better about yourself, so much better.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten. What can't you open? Get yourself
Speaker 3: on air, get yourself some tickets to seat they'd be
Speaker 3: the Saints. It's okay, Joe, We've all got stubby fingers together.
Speaker 3: I'm riding on this as well. Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: Tell you what else is crazy? The people who can't
Speaker 3: open the sabi is a sushi train.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, don't fire shots in my direction because you've
Speaker 1: just tined that you can't.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm with you, I'm with you, can't.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Allison from mcgilgrim Morning Owl. What can't
Speaker 1: you open? You know, the tassel smoked salmon packets?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 4: Oh that literally drives me insane.
Speaker 3: I just get it. I just get I just get
Speaker 3: the scissors now and just like cut it, because you know,
Speaker 3: you cut.
Speaker 9: That little bit and then you've got that seal thing
Speaker 9: that it reseals. I can't even get that open.
Speaker 1: And it's hard, Alison, because it's so damn delicious, isn't it?
Speaker 1: I know, just absolutely get me into the salmon. But
Speaker 1: do you know which ones? They are? Hazy? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they're so firmly likes such impact?
Speaker 3: Is it even worth? Is the juice worth a squeeze? True?
Speaker 1: All right, thanks Allison. Let's go to Rebecca from Charleston.
Speaker 9: Okay, what are you struggling with the tin of mushrooms
Speaker 9: with the pole tabs? I pulled it once a couple
Speaker 9: of years ago and I sliced my finger open that
Speaker 9: I needed stitches. So now I won't touch tin mushrooms.
Speaker 1: Is it just the mushrooms or does this extend to
Speaker 1: the corn the beat troat.
Speaker 9: I do worry of them, and I'm a bit more cautious,
Speaker 9: but just those tin mushrooms are in my head now also.
Speaker 1: Rebecca, can I just ask why are you eating tin mushrooms? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I know that's why my partner says, that's why
Speaker 9: he doesn't eat.
Speaker 1: Mushrooms in what context are you eating them back?
Speaker 9: I think I was doing a beef strugging off one
Speaker 9: time and I just wanted a quick option of just juice.
Speaker 9: The mushrooms. I was craving them.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'd probably go the fresh for the fresh.
Speaker 6: I need I need to know.
Speaker 4: I need to know.
Speaker 3: I need to know what to know.
Speaker 1: This here is what you need to know.
Speaker 3: What you need to know with Jodi and Ady.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the investigation into the death of the beautiful
Speaker 1: man that was Shane Warn has been turned on its
Speaker 1: head with bombshell claims. One item was removed from his
Speaker 1: Thailand villa after police had begun their investigation. Okay, so
Speaker 1: it was a shock death, age fifty two in Ko Samui.
Speaker 1: He was on a lad's trip at the time. So
Speaker 1: this is what they're suggesting. These new claims emerged that
Speaker 1: an anonymous senior police officer, ever seeing claims he was
Speaker 1: ordered to remove a bottle of pills identified as Camagra,
Speaker 1: which is a drug used in a rectile dysfunction. Tree. Yes,
Speaker 1: interesting times.
Speaker 3: So there's a lot of questions that come with this,
Speaker 3: and I'm sure you know the answer to but is
Speaker 3: that because rectul dysfunction was suffered, or if you take
Speaker 3: these to try and make sure that it's enhanced, or.
Speaker 1: Your guest certainly is as good as mine.
Speaker 3: Give us a no.
Speaker 1: So yeah, very interesting, but not surprising that there would
Speaker 1: be this twist in the death of Shane warn because
Speaker 1: he was never without controversy when he was alive.
Speaker 3: Was he Yeah, but even more surprising that stuff like
Speaker 3: this is still coming out. Yes, it's been a long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely so. The report claims the pills are found
Speaker 1: near Warren's body, but were not listed in the police
Speaker 1: report because of pressure from senior officials. I always think
Speaker 1: about it if I was to pass away quickly in
Speaker 1: dramatic circumstances. There's a couple of things to play here. Firstly,
Speaker 1: Tiff knows which photo to use in the media because guess,
Speaker 1: doing the line of work that we do, we quite
Speaker 1: often see people use photos that aren't overly fluttering, so
Speaker 1: she knows which ones to use of me, which one
Speaker 1: vice versa correct. But also I need a trusted friend
Speaker 1: like Tiff to go through my stuff and just get
Speaker 1: rid of anything that I wouldn't want people to see,
Speaker 1: like my mother to see, for example.
Speaker 3: So what do I get from that is that there's
Speaker 3: things like that that are currently inside your handbag that
Speaker 3: could be very incriminating.
Speaker 1: My handbag. But also I need tip to go through
Speaker 1: my phone just to hate any photos or anything like that.
Speaker 3: Give me once over. Yeah, a bit of a filter job,
Speaker 3: just just a.
Speaker 1: Quick clean out, just to ensure that nothing comes to
Speaker 1: light that I wouldn't like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, because you're like sitting You're sitting in
Speaker 3: your deathbed and you're like, ah, just relax. You're like,
Speaker 3: oh my gosh, my husband's to see that chex.
Speaker 1: I do recall a story of a friend of mine
Speaker 1: actually whose husband passed away quite suddenly as a friend
Speaker 1: interstate by the way, and she discovered that he'd had
Speaker 1: been having an affair really.
Speaker 3: His phone, text messages or emails.
Speaker 1: Really, when someone passes away, don't you have to declare
Speaker 1: that they're no longer with us for all their socials,
Speaker 1: all of their logins for everything. What do you mean,
Speaker 1: like for your social media? Yeah, you have to declare
Speaker 1: that that person is no longer right? How do you
Speaker 1: declare it? I think you have to go through on
Speaker 1: your Instagram, bio it to prove who you are, and
Speaker 1: then you can get access to all of their stuff
Speaker 1: to close it all down. Oh wow with the apple
Speaker 1: id et cetera. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good check guys.
Speaker 3: Still I'm still imagining that bike and he's sitting there.
Speaker 3: Ah the afterlife. Oh crap, a bit of check over
Speaker 3: to check what's happening. It goes above ground backs Sealed
Speaker 3: section with Tiff worn from Jamie's first She is the
Speaker 3: lovely tiff one. Good morning you, good morning.
Speaker 1: Ask her what Nana over here you did on the weekend?
Speaker 3: What she did? Nana? What do you do on the weekend?
Speaker 1: Thank you about you?
Speaker 5: Ask it?
Speaker 1: I went strawberry picking.
Speaker 5: So cute solo.
Speaker 3: To my kids. Strawberry pricking not too long now.
Speaker 1: Oh it's for the young and they are older. And
Speaker 1: then did you have some scoons?
Speaker 4: We did?
Speaker 3: Actually did?
Speaker 1: I'd like to do that very wholesome. Alright. Sealed sectionists
Speaker 1: up please, Gorman.
Speaker 3: I'm below, Thank you all right? Sorry about that watch.
Speaker 5: You're very spiky?
Speaker 3: Okay, so much?
Speaker 1: Yeah Tiff. Tiff brings them in each and every Monday,
Speaker 1: her little sealed section topics, let's talk baby names are
Speaker 1: Oh god, now can.
Speaker 7: You imagine the clickbait on that that escalator Wow. No,
Speaker 7: I'm not with child, but I am of an age
Speaker 7: where everyone around me, A lot of my friends are
Speaker 7: having bears, and it's got us all thinking. We're all
Speaker 7: talking baby names, and that is an enormous responsibility, because
Speaker 7: you name something and it's stuck with it. Five ever
Speaker 7: for a more like my parents growing up, I didn't
Speaker 7: love my name. Okay, my name is Tiffany, as you
Speaker 7: well know, my.
Speaker 5: Liddle name's Lee, and I just think that's very haigh.
Speaker 1: I'm a beauty queen.
Speaker 5: I'm in a trailer park of My name's Tiffany Lee.
Speaker 7: My sister is Amrali and Brittany Lee, and I'm gonna
Speaker 7: be a beauty queen and I didn't like it.
Speaker 3: I'm married to Andy Lee Andrew, and.
Speaker 5: I've got my children Lely, Brittany Lee.
Speaker 3: My uncle's Bruce Lee.
Speaker 1: It has sort of it does smack of sort of stripper.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit woman of the night.
Speaker 7: However, as an adult now I think, oh, do you
Speaker 7: know what, it's quite timeless. Like I'm glad they didn't
Speaker 7: call me chardonnay on reflection, but I did. I hate
Speaker 7: my name and I but you know what, your poor
Speaker 7: things because it's not easy or destiny.
Speaker 3: I don't know that agel.
Speaker 5: Destiny, destiny, It didn't, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Have you been for someone who is not with child.
Speaker 1: I find it intriguing that you've been on the baby
Speaker 1: Tinder app.
Speaker 5: Also, aw, some friends told us about that.
Speaker 1: And you get on there and you.
Speaker 7: Can connect with your partner and you both swipe. But
Speaker 7: when you both aground and named.
Speaker 3: It goes.
Speaker 5: It's a match and the little egg hatches and it's
Speaker 5: fun with Carra.
Speaker 3: No, we didn't. So we chose for our first couple
Speaker 3: Henry and Charlotte, which we thought at the time were very,
Speaker 3: very cool and unique. Charlotte, I I'm telling you right now,
Speaker 3: Charlotte's got three other Charlottes in her class. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I know more Charlotte than I've had hot dinners.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So we almost specifically call her Lottie.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yes, as does our colleague also as a Charlotte,
Speaker 7: and he calls her lost.
Speaker 3: Out there.
Speaker 1: So we couldn't decide. We genuinely with Harper couldn't decide.
Speaker 1: So what we did is we got Harper's big sister Summer.
Speaker 1: We wrote down both names that we couldn't decide between.
Speaker 1: So We wrote Harper on one piece of paper, and
Speaker 1: then Mackenzie I think was the other name on the
Speaker 1: other piece of paper, and I held them in my hands,
Speaker 1: and then Harper's older sister chose the name, and she
Speaker 1: chose Harper And was that the right name?
Speaker 5: Or did you got Mackenzie?
Speaker 1: See, I don't know.
Speaker 7: Like I I look at her and I think you
Speaker 7: could be a mac. You know as well we just
Speaker 7: start calling her Mac whatever it was, just changed it up.
Speaker 7: It's only her identity for the rest of her life. Yes,
Speaker 7: it's a big deal. But then these days I find
Speaker 7: do you want something maybe a little bit unique? We
Speaker 7: don't want to go with your traditional Sarah's and Luke's
Speaker 7: mind you you don't want to go with what Megan
Speaker 7: Fox has done and called her baby celestial seed.
Speaker 1: No hate to many celestial seeds listening, but it's.
Speaker 3: Not a great one, I know, to all the baby
Speaker 3: seeds out there.
Speaker 8: Be fair.
Speaker 1: Dad's name is Machine.
Speaker 3: Gun. Kelly's Gunny's middle name, so it's obviously his first
Speaker 3: name is machine and then there's a gun last name, Kelly.
Speaker 3: Mister Kelly, your.
Speaker 7: Parents, if you're calling your son machine, you have to
Speaker 7: go gun the middle name would be rude not to
Speaker 7: Would you please like to take some calls on unique.
Speaker 7: I want to know what your unique baby name is
Speaker 7: and we may or may not judge you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it's unique, maybe it's be different, maybe it's
Speaker 3: quite traditional.
Speaker 5: How did you come up with it?
Speaker 3: Where's it come from?
Speaker 1: Just how did you decide on it? Just as a
Speaker 1: heads up, TIF and I not great at not judging.
Speaker 3: Papercake, get involve your unique baby names. Have a chat
Speaker 3: with us next thirteen twenty fourteen, I'll start any baby
Speaker 3: deans out there, little beautiful baby days.
Speaker 5: Sealed section with Tiff worn from ten years first.
Speaker 3: Qu there she is Tiff one from ten years first
Speaker 3: and a very very interesting part of your life.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're not with child, but you just really be
Speaker 7: surrounded by my all, my friends, siblings, colleagues, you name it,
Speaker 7: or with children, thinking about children.
Speaker 5: We're in that phase of our lives. And then you
Speaker 5: have to think, what am I going to call the
Speaker 5: little creature?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: What am I going to stole it to live with
Speaker 7: for the rest of its unnatural lives? We are very difficult.
Speaker 1: Unique baby names. On thirteen twenty four ten, Produce Molly
Speaker 1: used to work with some interesting kids, didn't you.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I have the longest list in my phone.
Speaker 1: Here's some of my top names. Okay, Epiphany and I
Speaker 1: quote because my parents said I was a good idea.
Speaker 1: Oh that is no joke.
Speaker 5: And she's the worst child I've ever worked, she's at all.
Speaker 5: She's a bad idea. Okay, Australia.
Speaker 2: That's her first name.
Speaker 5: It's very patriotic, cloud cloud, Cloud to the cloud.
Speaker 1: First name Jack, second name Daniel and finally a little
Speaker 1: bit in appropse Ophelia.
Speaker 5: Dick had to.
Speaker 3: Write it on her.
Speaker 1: I had to write it on her paperwork.
Speaker 5: Do her parents hate her?
Speaker 3: Did you really? Teacher Jack Daniels as well? Wow, like
Speaker 3: she went to school with a CS cowboy. What's crazy,
Speaker 3: isn't it? Drinks over your head?
Speaker 1: Got it? Tracy from Elizabeth Grove, Hey, Tracy, what's your
Speaker 1: unique baby name? Good morning?
Speaker 4: My granddaughter's name is Navaja felt backwards.
Speaker 1: Heaven's gonna go.
Speaker 9: And they gave her my mum's second name, which is
Speaker 9: May and after losing my mum about three years ago,
Speaker 9: so she's Nevada May and she's a.
Speaker 3: Gift from heaven.
Speaker 1: We can't laugh at that trace, no connect with that.
Speaker 3: That's really beautiful andful.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go to Kelly from Somerton Park. Hello, Kelly,
Speaker 1: we're good. What's the name Tiari?
Speaker 4: That's pretty yeah, it's from We're on our honeymoon in
Speaker 4: Bora Bora, Tahiti and the Tiari flower is their native
Speaker 4: Tarhisian flower. It smells like a Guardini across fran Japanny.
Speaker 1: All right, Kirsty from Evanston Gardens. Good morning, Kirsty.
Speaker 9: Morning, how are you?
Speaker 1: We're good? The unusual name please?
Speaker 9: So my daughter's name is Amity Rain and our rains by.
Speaker 1: R E I G.
Speaker 8: And that's true.
Speaker 1: Wait is that her middle name?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 5: And where did Amity come from?
Speaker 9: The amity affliction?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what's the.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, the other one's worse.
Speaker 4: So her middle name comes from a band called is Murder.
Speaker 3: So that's actually yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: In terms of let's just say you're on a dating
Speaker 3: website and you swamp and left the right when someone's
Speaker 3: got murder in their name. Gorgeous, so much amazingly unique names.
Speaker 3: That's good. You got a lot to think about their
Speaker 3: tipod options.
Speaker 1: There when you eventually decide to get b.
Speaker 7: I think I feel your dick or Epiphany Tiffany and
Speaker 7: her daughter Epiphany.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you for stopping by.
Speaker 1: Thanks Man,