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Speaker 1: Fits you and with her with Kate Ritchie podcast made

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Speaker 1: I want to jump in.

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Speaker 2: I don't want this to be all about me, but

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Speaker 2: my god, it's my birthday, you said earlier on on

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Speaker 2: the show, you said, happy birthday, mate, Congratulations.

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Speaker 3: You're forty four. I'm kind of just felt a little

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Speaker 3: bit agis. I would like to sort of.

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Speaker 2: Launch emotion here to stop with the.

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Speaker 3: Numbering when it comes to.

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Speaker 2: Ages, because I think it's more important that we sort

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Speaker 2: of we celebrate birthdays in celebrate.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought you were forty eight.

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Speaker 4: To be honest with you, every year molds into another one,

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Speaker 4: and I thought we were starting to plan for your fiftieth.

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Speaker 3: Nasty, and you're the older one.

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Speaker 2: If you remember that much, you can base your age

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Speaker 2: on that and then just drop it back a few

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Speaker 2: So I don't want to use going forward now, I

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Speaker 2: won't use numbers as such. I'm just going to refer

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Speaker 2: to my age as in eras of my life.

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Speaker 3: I've been through the team of Swift, I've been through

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Speaker 3: the teenage era, and now I.

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Speaker 2: Think between sort of thirty and fifty five. Maybe if

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Speaker 2: you ask me how old I am now, I'm just

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Speaker 2: going to say in my prime.

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Speaker 3: So right now, I'm in prime. That's the era that

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Speaker 3: I'm in.

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Speaker 2: And you know, I said that to Dad on the

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Speaker 2: weekend and he said, well, I'm in my I suppose

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Speaker 2: later prime, But I said, no, you're more prime max

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Speaker 2: because you're like seventy five plus you're seniors.

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Speaker 3: That's a different era if you're in your prime now. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's disappointing for everyone around you, isn't it really?

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Speaker 2: But what if I get even better and I don't

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Speaker 2: realize I'm in my I'm not in my prime now and.

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Speaker 3: I'm just improving on the spot four kilos down. Here's

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Speaker 3: where things have taken a bit of a turn.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to I don't want to ruin any

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Speaker 2: celebration on my birthday.

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Speaker 3: Fits.

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Speaker 2: I need to tell you something that's happened, and it

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Speaker 2: happened on the weekend. And I haven't really told anybody this,

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Speaker 2: And I certainly don't think that Lisa has noticed or

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Speaker 2: she's playing a trick on me as a test, because

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Speaker 2: it was our ten year anniversary not long ago.

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Speaker 3: I've lost my wedding ring.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, I get will you usually do that before

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Speaker 4: we go and have a couple of drinks. But this

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Speaker 4: is fair didn't give.

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Speaker 3: Taking it off and losing it.

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Speaker 2: I just don't know where I've put it. I've got

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Speaker 2: absolutely no idea. We were in Melbourne over the weekend

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Speaker 2: and I thought, oh, maybe it's down there. I've quietly

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Speaker 2: put in a phone called a mum. She's got no

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Speaker 2: idea where it is.

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Speaker 3: My finger go to Cashi's. My finger feels naked. And

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Speaker 3: I know that a wedding ring, especially for a guy,

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Speaker 3: it's not that expensive. That's not the point. It was

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Speaker 3: to take it off. When do you take it off?

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I took it off when I was typing or something

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Speaker 2: that was annoying me for some reason, or maybe I.

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Speaker 3: Tinder no no typing. We were catching up for lunch

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Speaker 3: once and you just send a photo of your hand

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Speaker 3: without the ring and said rings off for lunch. Fellas,

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Speaker 3: let's got large word for you. Tell you what. I

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Speaker 3: wouldn't have been in the prime of my life, and

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Speaker 3: I made that comment. I would have been. It would

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Speaker 3: have been pre prime.

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Speaker 2: At that stage. But I thought I'd give Lisa a

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Speaker 2: call just to see, and I'm hoping she goes, gotcha,

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Speaker 2: I've got your ring, probably seeing happy birthday with the

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Speaker 2: kids there.

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Speaker 4: Running for Kate's sweet seats next week next week's version.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, Darlay, Hi.

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Speaker 3: Is everyone on this very special day?

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Speaker 1: It's a special day thing for you.

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Speaker 3: Don't worry too much about the singing. It's never sort

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Speaker 3: of been your strength.

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Speaker 2: But I just I wanted to know whether you'd played

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Speaker 2: a bit of a prank on me, because in this

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Speaker 2: radio game, we have a bit of a laugh, don't we,

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Speaker 2: And the next thing you know, everybody gets filled in

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Speaker 2: on the prank that's got to reveal and we laugh.

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Speaker 1: Prank.

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Speaker 3: Have you have you got my Have you got my

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Speaker 3: wedding ring?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: My god? Have you actually lost it?

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Speaker 3: Have you got it?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: Is this a stitch up? Who dubbed me? And when

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Speaker 3: I get home I'm going to kill them?

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Speaker 1: Have you actually lost your wedding ring?

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Speaker 3: So you haven't got it and you haven't noticed.

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Speaker 1: I haven't noticed. No, tell me, seriously, have you lost

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Speaker 1: your wedding ring? I'm think of seeing your watch floating

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Speaker 1: around in all weird looks and crownings of the house,

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Speaker 1: and now you've lost your wedding ring. Seriously, be honest

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Speaker 1: with me. Is this a stitch up on me? Now?

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Speaker 3: Not reversed stitch up. I thought you were stitching me up.

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Speaker 3: This is not a stitch up. Snap back.

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Speaker 1: You never take it off.

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Speaker 4: Why do you take it?

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Speaker 3: Can I ask sorry lace to jump in the high lace?

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Speaker 3: How are you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Why do you take it off?

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Speaker 4: Mate?

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Speaker 2: I think I've been working out so much that my

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Speaker 2: fingers sweat well when i'm when i'm when the prime,

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Speaker 2: but when the prime body is pumping, the fingers swell

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Speaker 2: and I think that's why I took it off after

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Speaker 2: my PT session with TK.

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Speaker 1: So you've legitimately lost your ring.

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Speaker 3: Okay, she doesn't have it. Doesn't sound like she's.

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Speaker 1: Got it bad for you.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you weren't sure what to get me for

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Speaker 2: my birthday, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Still waiting for some jewelry for our ten year wedding anniversary. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: the neighbors are just doing a renovation.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, that's okay. Well, as I reminded, Jip Rockers rocked

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Speaker 3: up again.

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Speaker 2: Hang on a minute, is that honestly the renovation or

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Speaker 2: is that the kids?

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Speaker 1: That's the renovation?

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I'll.

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Speaker 1: Yell out to them to keep it down because I'm

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Speaker 1: on the radio.

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Speaker 3: They might be able to renovate a new ring for me.

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Speaker 1: This is a bad day for you, Michael Whisley.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what Lisa said to me just on

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Speaker 2: the anniversary. She said, congratulations, How exciting is this? Ten years?

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Speaker 2: Is diamonds good?

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Speaker 3: It's ten? And that a minion. They're going for a

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Speaker 3: beer in the tiny.

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Speaker 4: Diamond.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, this isn't a good birthday.

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Speaker 3: I'm not happy. I love you, Darling. You don't need

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Speaker 3: a wedding ring to show.

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Speaker 1: That, so don't come home until you find it.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you understand the line, you can play riddle

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Speaker 2: time just after the news, so everyone's a winner.

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Speaker 3: The pranks not on me, Thanks Darling.

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Speaker 4: Bye.

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