1 00:00:04,380 --> 00:00:13,350 Deano: This is Browny's Podcast. Yes, welcome to Browny's Podcast. See, Nelly Furtado's released a new song that's going 2 00:00:13,350 --> 00:00:14,130 Deano: up the charts. 3 00:00:14,580 --> 00:00:14,880 Jonathan Brown: Magnamicent. 4 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:17,431 Timbaland: Promiscuous girl, wherever you are, I'm all alone, and it's you that I want (singing). 5 00:00:17,431 --> 00:00:21,870 Deano: We got a big, big podcast, including... 6 00:00:25,470 --> 00:00:25,471 Jonathan Brown: Magnamicent. 7 00:00:25,471 --> 00:00:25,472 Nelly Furtado: Promiscuous boy, you already know that I'm all yours, what you waiting for (singing)? 8 00:00:25,472 --> 00:00:27,450 Deano: North, how good was that win? Shit, we're going to play. 9 00:00:27,450 --> 00:00:27,780 Jonathan Brown: Outstanding. 10 00:00:27,810 --> 00:00:28,830 Deano: My God. Hold on a second. 11 00:00:29,190 --> 00:00:29,640 Jonathan Brown: Magnamicent. 12 00:00:32,070 --> 00:00:35,430 Deano: Cam Smith winning the Open. That was huge. You tipped 13 00:00:35,430 --> 00:00:35,790 Deano: him, JB? 14 00:00:35,790 --> 00:00:37,001 Jonathan Brown: I tipped him. I got (inaudible) with $26 a fortnight ago. 15 00:00:37,001 --> 00:00:37,002 Deano: My God. 16 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:37,000 Jonathan Brown: Magnamicent. 17 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:45,570 Deano: Also, is Campbell Brown divorced? Don't forget, the last time 18 00:00:45,570 --> 00:00:48,029 Deano: he did this podcast, he came in after an all 19 00:00:48,030 --> 00:00:50,640 Deano: night bender. He hadn't even been home. He's wearing a 20 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:54,780 Deano: fucking tuxedo with red wine spilled down it unbelievable. Dog, 21 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:55,320 Deano: what happened? 22 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:59,880 Campbell Brown: Great to be back. Eddie McGuire, later on Friday, touched 23 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:05,580 Campbell Brown: base, described me as Adero in a tuxedo and, had 24 00:01:05,580 --> 00:01:07,709 Campbell Brown: I not been wearing a tuxedo, he might have thought 25 00:01:07,709 --> 00:01:11,580 Campbell Brown: I was homeless as I was making my... Apparently, I 26 00:01:11,580 --> 00:01:13,080 Campbell Brown: was sitting in the gutter at the front of the 27 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:13,951 Campbell Brown: Australia Club waiting for an Uber. 28 00:01:13,950 --> 00:01:17,430 Jonathan Brown: Uber, you looked extremely disheveled. I love that word. It 29 00:01:17,430 --> 00:01:21,300 Jonathan Brown: was a great word. A great description of your appearance here 30 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:24,420 Jonathan Brown: on Friday morning in your tuxedo with a red wine 31 00:01:24,420 --> 00:01:25,740 Jonathan Brown: stain down the front of the shirt. 32 00:01:25,770 --> 00:01:27,810 Campbell Brown: Yeah, it was a fun night had by all. 33 00:01:29,069 --> 00:01:31,111 Deano: We know you had a fun night, but are you divorced? 34 00:01:31,111 --> 00:01:33,390 Campbell Brown: No- no, Jess is okay. 35 00:01:35,730 --> 00:01:35,731 Deano: Bullshit. 36 00:01:35,731 --> 00:01:36,631 Brodie Pummeroy: There is no way. 37 00:01:36,631 --> 00:01:36,632 Deano: Bullshit. 38 00:01:36,632 --> 00:01:36,992 Brodie Pummeroy: No way. 39 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:40,200 Campbell Brown: I made up for it on Friday, Saturday and, to 40 00:01:40,410 --> 00:01:41,250 Campbell Brown: lesser degree, Sunday. 41 00:01:41,250 --> 00:01:41,730 Jonathan Brown: What did you do? 42 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:44,940 Campbell Brown: Well, I was a bit under the weather, not from 43 00:01:44,940 --> 00:01:46,290 Campbell Brown: being hungover, but sick. 44 00:01:46,380 --> 00:01:46,890 Jonathan Brown: All right, and? 45 00:01:47,670 --> 00:01:51,870 Campbell Brown: Not COVID. I think she started to feel sorry for 46 00:01:51,870 --> 00:01:53,940 Campbell Brown: me because I was so sick. I had rhe shakes. 47 00:01:53,940 --> 00:01:56,580 Deano: How did you manage that? You flipped it back. 48 00:01:56,580 --> 00:01:58,261 Brodie Pummeroy: That's a smart play. 49 00:01:58,261 --> 00:01:58,501 Deano: How have you done that? 50 00:01:59,670 --> 00:02:02,250 Campbell Brown: Well, I was legitimately sick. I did the VFL yesterday, I 51 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,140 Campbell Brown: came home, I got on the couch, I wrapped myself 52 00:02:04,140 --> 00:02:07,650 Campbell Brown: in a rug, and I couldn't move from like 4: 53 00:02:07,650 --> 00:02:10,110 Campbell Brown: 30 PM till seven o'clock this morning. 54 00:02:10,110 --> 00:02:10,919 Brodie Pummeroy: You were gas- lighting your wife. 55 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:11,370 Jonathan Brown: Really? Yeah. 56 00:02:11,490 --> 00:02:12,390 Brodie Pummeroy: He's gas- lighting his wife. 57 00:02:13,020 --> 00:02:13,021 Jonathan Brown: You are gas-lighting for sure. 58 00:02:13,021 --> 00:02:13,022 Brodie Pummeroy: That's exactly what that is. 59 00:02:13,022 --> 00:02:17,730 Jonathan Brown: And you've made a miraculous comeback today. You're like Lazarus, mate, you're 60 00:02:17,730 --> 00:02:18,751 Jonathan Brown: here, you look a million bucks. 61 00:02:18,751 --> 00:02:22,470 Campbell Brown: I do. I will say this though, you know how I've big noted 62 00:02:22,470 --> 00:02:25,440 Campbell Brown: throughout the last two and a half years that I've never had COVID, I 63 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:29,010 Campbell Brown: never will and, my body, it can't get affected? There 64 00:02:29,010 --> 00:02:32,430 Campbell Brown: was an article over the weekend. Body+ soul wrote an 65 00:02:32,430 --> 00:02:36,660 Campbell Brown: article where a doctor states that COVID can shrink your 66 00:02:36,660 --> 00:02:39,000 Campbell Brown: penis, so maybe I have had COVID. 67 00:02:41,460 --> 00:02:42,389 Jonathan Brown: Several times. 68 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:43,321 Campbell Brown: Several times. 69 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:46,770 Brodie Pummeroy: I would like you to send a message to Jess right now. 70 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:47,280 Jonathan Brown: Oh shit. 71 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:51,690 Campbell Brown: Dal, thank you for looking after me yesterday. The heat 72 00:02:51,690 --> 00:02:54,990 Campbell Brown: bed was beautiful, the toast you made me was great, 73 00:02:55,139 --> 00:03:01,169 Campbell Brown: and the electrolytes really helped. Believe it or not, I feel 100% today. 74 00:03:01,350 --> 00:03:01,800 Deano: He's back. 75 00:03:02,010 --> 00:03:02,490 Jonathan Brown: That's great. 76 00:03:02,490 --> 00:03:02,671 Campbell Brown: I'm back, baby. 77 00:03:02,671 --> 00:03:06,240 Jonathan Brown: I feel a bit nervous about mentioning people's wives on 78 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,940 Jonathan Brown: this show. Last time we mentioned someone's wife we got back 79 00:03:08,940 --> 00:03:09,870 Jonathan Brown: from the Super Bowl. 80 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:10,410 Brodie Pummeroy: That's right. 81 00:03:10,410 --> 00:03:10,650 Jonathan Brown: It was (inaudible) wife. 82 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,210 Deano: Oh shit, yeah. 83 00:03:12,210 --> 00:03:17,160 Jonathan Brown: Danielle was listening intently and it all made sense to her why $30,000 84 00:03:18,570 --> 00:03:19,950 Jonathan Brown: was missing from her bank account. 85 00:03:20,490 --> 00:03:23,550 Deano: That was absolutely my fault. But Hey, I just had 86 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:26,730 Deano: an epiphany, Brods. These two have grown up around old 87 00:03:26,730 --> 00:03:30,600 Deano: men, so despite both of you being really young, you've got 88 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:32,370 Deano: an older spirit. Would that be fair? 89 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:33,451 Campbell Brown: Yeah, I think broadly. 90 00:03:33,451 --> 00:03:33,452 Jonathan Brown: Absolutely. 91 00:03:33,452 --> 00:03:38,640 Deano: Dog, you're 38, but spiritually, to me, you're 52. 92 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:41,880 Brodie Pummeroy: Think about it, I'm 30 and dog is 38. That 93 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:43,741 Brodie Pummeroy: does not fill the eight years difference between the two of us. 94 00:03:43,741 --> 00:03:44,641 Deano: It doesn't make sense. 95 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,680 Campbell Brown: I've tacked a hell of a lot more into my life 96 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:47,250 Campbell Brown: than Brodie. 97 00:03:47,910 --> 00:03:47,941 Jonathan Brown: Oh yes. 98 00:03:47,940 --> 00:03:47,942 Deano: Absolutely. 99 00:03:47,941 --> 00:03:52,290 Jonathan Brown: That's a shot across bow, but we've been on the screens. We've 100 00:03:52,290 --> 00:03:56,010 Jonathan Brown: been in your life, so we feel like for 20 years we've been part of your life. 101 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,690 Campbell Brown: People know us intimately. 102 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,390 Deano: Where I'm going with this, because you're old ( beep), I've 103 00:04:00,390 --> 00:04:03,240 Deano: a challenged Dog to learn a brand new young person's 104 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:06,570 Deano: word, and at some point in the podcast, JB, he's 105 00:04:06,570 --> 00:04:08,550 Deano: going to drop it as if he uses it all 106 00:04:08,550 --> 00:04:08,641 Deano: the time. 107 00:04:08,641 --> 00:04:09,001 Jonathan Brown: Okay, righto. 108 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:12,180 Deano: But, if I can sniff what word it is, the old ( 109 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:18,870 Deano: beep) alert will sound, " Old (beep), old." If I can smell it, 110 00:04:18,870 --> 00:04:19,890 Deano: that alarm's going off. 111 00:04:19,890 --> 00:04:21,359 Campbell Brown: You won't be able to smell it; I'm a master of disguise. 112 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:25,140 Jonathan Brown: Can I help you or it's just going to be you? 113 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:29,219 Deano: No, the three of us, if you pick it, say, " 114 00:04:29,220 --> 00:04:30,750 Deano: Old (beep) alert," and I'll hit the alarm. 115 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:31,919 Jonathan Brown: Perfect, old (beep) alert. 116 00:04:33,270 --> 00:04:37,169 Deano: All right. Let's have a listen to the last 20 seconds of 117 00:04:37,170 --> 00:04:40,289 Deano: the North game. I was welling up. Who am I? I 118 00:04:40,290 --> 00:04:41,250 Deano: was tearing up for North. 119 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:45,990 Dwayne Russell: North Melbourne, looking for their second win of the year. 120 00:04:46,650 --> 00:04:50,940 Dwayne Russell: They've lost their last 14 games in a row. Leigh Adams at the helm for 121 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:56,101 Dwayne Russell: the first time in a week. Well, they've changed coaches. North Melbourne it the hard way, but they did it. 122 00:04:56,101 --> 00:05:04,920 Deano: Two things, how freaking good was that? 123 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:09,359 Campbell Brown: It's unbelievable how often a coach changed midyear, gets sacked, 124 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,370 Campbell Brown: gets moved on, they come out and win the next 125 00:05:11,370 --> 00:05:12,001 Campbell Brown: week (inaudible) . 126 00:05:11,550 --> 00:05:15,779 Jonathan Brown: I think Vossie got sacked in 2013 in Brisbane my 127 00:05:15,779 --> 00:05:18,150 Jonathan Brown: second last year, and we came out to win the 128 00:05:18,150 --> 00:05:21,030 Jonathan Brown: next couple of games. Mark Harvey was the caretaker coach. 129 00:05:21,420 --> 00:05:27,060 Jonathan Brown: Geez, wasn't that (beep) cupathon in the last five minutes? Both teams 130 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:30,599 Jonathan Brown: did not want to win the game of football. The North Melbourne players kept playing 131 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:33,450 Jonathan Brown: on when they a shot. It got there and went down the other end. Jake 132 00:05:33,450 --> 00:05:36,659 Jonathan Brown: Aarts plays on for about 30 meters out. No one picked up 133 00:05:36,660 --> 00:05:39,570 Jonathan Brown: Cam Zurhaar in that forward 50 stoppage, where he kicked 134 00:05:39,570 --> 00:05:40,200 Jonathan Brown: the winning goal. 135 00:05:40,290 --> 00:05:42,780 Brodie Pummeroy: I'm sorry, I love Dwayne Russell. Dwayne's well on SCN, but- 136 00:05:42,780 --> 00:05:44,250 Campbell Brown: He's a great commenter. 137 00:05:44,940 --> 00:05:47,279 Brodie Pummeroy: I disagree with that call of his. That was not 138 00:05:47,730 --> 00:05:51,150 Brodie Pummeroy: anywhere near emotional enough. If that's going to happen, David 139 00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:53,880 Brodie Pummeroy: Noble's just been sacked, 14 losses in a row, and 140 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:55,560 Brodie Pummeroy: by a huge amount, pretty much, apart from the week 141 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:58,529 Brodie Pummeroy: beforehand, the last 20 seconds, what you've got to do is 142 00:05:58,710 --> 00:06:01,620 Brodie Pummeroy: you go, " That's it, they're going to do it. They're 143 00:06:01,620 --> 00:06:04,650 Brodie Pummeroy: doing it for David. They're doing it for David Noble. 144 00:06:04,950 --> 00:06:12,870 Brodie Pummeroy: This is for him. Yes, David, they won! 14! 14 and gone! Yes! Good one, Melbourne. Up and 145 00:06:13,710 --> 00:06:14,760 Brodie Pummeroy: up the mighty rose." 146 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:15,181 Campbell Brown: Oh my God. 147 00:06:15,181 --> 00:06:16,589 Deano: What? What is happening? 148 00:06:16,589 --> 00:06:18,330 Jonathan Brown: Mate, David Noble was sacked. They're not doing it for David. 149 00:06:18,330 --> 00:06:18,331 Brodie Pummeroy: They're doing it in his honor. 150 00:06:18,331 --> 00:06:24,960 Campbell Brown: If they'd done it in his honor, they would've won 14 weeks ago. 151 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:29,700 Jonathan Brown: Brodie, who the (beep) are you to tell Pipe Russel how to 152 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:36,870 Jonathan Brown: commentate. This man's been in our lounge rooms for 25 years, calling Olympic events, football events, 153 00:06:37,050 --> 00:06:40,470 Jonathan Brown: basketball, probably done horse racing, and, all of a sudden, 154 00:06:40,470 --> 00:06:43,650 Jonathan Brown: Brodie Pummeroy, the loser Port Adelaide supporter- 155 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:45,179 Brodie Pummeroy: Get me on 7, that was- 156 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,880 Campbell Brown: I will say this, JB, I see it time and 157 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:53,159 Campbell Brown: time again, game awareness in close matches- 158 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:53,161 Jonathan Brown: Astonishing. 159 00:06:53,161 --> 00:06:56,730 Campbell Brown: ... seems like it's getting less and less coach to 160 00:06:56,730 --> 00:07:00,150 Campbell Brown: training. We would do hours and hours of game aware- 161 00:07:00,150 --> 00:07:00,421 Jonathan Brown: Situation awareness. 162 00:07:00,421 --> 00:07:04,200 Campbell Brown: Situation awareness. You're down by four points, there's two minutes on 163 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:08,220 Campbell Brown: the clock, how do you play? You're up by three points, we're dropping 164 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:10,320 Campbell Brown: a man back, how are you going to play for the 165 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:14,940 Campbell Brown: next three minutes? And repetitively, until it became second nature 166 00:07:14,940 --> 00:07:19,230 Campbell Brown: in these high pressure situations. What we saw, not just 167 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:22,740 Campbell Brown: last weekend, but Richmond have probably lost three of their 168 00:07:22,740 --> 00:07:23,460 Campbell Brown: last four. 169 00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:23,791 Jonathan Brown: They lost three, exactly. 170 00:07:23,791 --> 00:07:29,790 Campbell Brown: By completely failing in the big moments in tight games. They're their 171 00:07:29,790 --> 00:07:34,320 Campbell Brown: own worst enemy, but Dylan Grimes, the captain, one of 172 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,930 Campbell Brown: the better defenders in the comp, just to allow Zurhaar 173 00:07:36,930 --> 00:07:39,930 Campbell Brown: to waltz straight through from a stoppage, not go offside, 174 00:07:39,930 --> 00:07:42,480 Campbell Brown: not touch and feel, not pushing him towards the boundary, 175 00:07:42,780 --> 00:07:43,830 Campbell Brown: what's going on there? 176 00:07:43,890 --> 00:07:46,740 Jonathan Brown: Yeah, it's amazing because you look at expected scores, where 177 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:50,640 Jonathan Brown: Champion Data do that, they should have won by 31 178 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:53,160 Jonathan Brown: points on the weekend. Against Gold Coast, I think it 179 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:56,340 Jonathan Brown: was 12 to 18 points and should have beaten Geelong 180 00:07:56,340 --> 00:07:59,760 Jonathan Brown: by three points, but they're just making mistakes. Obviously goal 181 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:04,440 Jonathan Brown: kicking inaccuracy on the weekend was a great example of 182 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,830 Jonathan Brown: that. Situational awareness is a big thing. Whether that's not 183 00:08:07,830 --> 00:08:11,460 Jonathan Brown: happening enough, I would be surprised if Damian Hardwick's not 184 00:08:11,460 --> 00:08:14,640 Jonathan Brown: doing that. David King had an interesting observation last night 185 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:17,250 Jonathan Brown: when he spoke about going down to Collingwood training and 186 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:20,340 Jonathan Brown: watching Collingwood training. At the end of training, they were 187 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:23,910 Jonathan Brown: doing boundary throw- ins, just outside the goals, and Craig 188 00:08:23,910 --> 00:08:27,150 Jonathan Brown: McCrow's yelling out, " Okay, we're two points down, two minutes to 189 00:08:27,150 --> 00:08:29,191 Jonathan Brown: go, two points up with two minutes to go. 190 00:08:29,191 --> 00:08:31,110 Deano: No shit. Fly. 191 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:36,150 Jonathan Brown: Absolutely. So they're obviously training it. Collingwood, in eight games 192 00:08:36,150 --> 00:08:38,760 Jonathan Brown: this year decided by 12 points or less, they have 193 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:39,510 Jonathan Brown: won seven of them. 194 00:08:39,510 --> 00:08:41,819 Campbell Brown: It doesn't happen by fluke or accident. 195 00:08:41,820 --> 00:08:42,300 Jonathan Brown: It doesn't. 196 00:08:42,570 --> 00:08:45,600 Deano: Hey, after that, is that a death kiss to Richmond? 197 00:08:45,660 --> 00:08:48,390 Deano: And after Suns losing, have you changed your opinion about 198 00:08:48,390 --> 00:08:49,710 Deano: who steals that eighth position? 199 00:08:50,490 --> 00:08:54,390 Jonathan Brown: Well, it's not a death kiss because Richmond, Western Bulldogs, 200 00:08:54,630 --> 00:08:58,860 Jonathan Brown: St Kilda, Port Adelaide, and the Gold Coast are all 201 00:08:58,860 --> 00:09:00,091 Jonathan Brown: within four points of each other. 202 00:09:00,091 --> 00:09:00,092 Deano: Wow. 203 00:09:00,092 --> 00:09:03,929 Jonathan Brown: So one game of each other. It's really, who can 204 00:09:03,929 --> 00:09:06,480 Jonathan Brown: get hot, who can get on a long run. The 205 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,580 Jonathan Brown: Suns are a young team. They just had an aberration 206 00:09:08,580 --> 00:09:10,470 Jonathan Brown: against us, and they've been good up until then, but 207 00:09:10,470 --> 00:09:13,050 Jonathan Brown: it's a bit like Adelaide the week before. Against Hawthorne, 208 00:09:13,050 --> 00:09:16,920 Jonathan Brown: we're terrible. So no, I think they can still get 209 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,200 Jonathan Brown: there, but it's going to be a tight one. 210 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:22,260 Deano: How good is Daicos, because we're all wigging out? Just how 211 00:09:22,260 --> 00:09:23,130 Deano: good is this kid? 212 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:27,780 Jonathan Brown: Dig that game. It was unbelievable, Deano. 40 disposals, 25 213 00:09:27,780 --> 00:09:30,600 Jonathan Brown: kicks he had going at 80%. The rest of the 214 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,910 Jonathan Brown: teams, Adelaide and Collingwood would kick the ball at 56%. 215 00:09:32,910 --> 00:09:34,170 Campbell Brown: It was wet and slippery, wasn't it? 216 00:09:34,170 --> 00:09:37,770 Jonathan Brown: Wet and slippery, and he kicked three goals playing midfield. 217 00:09:37,890 --> 00:09:38,760 Jonathan Brown: Normally, the midfield kick rating's- 218 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:39,060 Deano: Was he half-back at all? 219 00:09:40,890 --> 00:09:43,590 Jonathan Brown: Not a huge amount. He's through the middle, but normally 220 00:09:43,590 --> 00:09:46,020 Jonathan Brown: the midfielders don't have a great kick rating because they're under heavy 221 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:49,530 Jonathan Brown: pressure. He's just so silky. I haven't seen a player have 222 00:09:49,530 --> 00:09:51,840 Jonathan Brown: as big an impact since Chris Yard 20 years ago. 223 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:53,070 Campbell Brown: He's a beautiful kick in the footy. 224 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:53,131 Jonathan Brown: In his first year. 225 00:09:53,131 --> 00:09:56,970 Campbell Brown: Every time he runs through the pain, outside 50, you just know 226 00:09:56,970 --> 00:10:01,230 Campbell Brown: it's going through. He's a star. I've loved the way 227 00:10:01,230 --> 00:10:03,480 Campbell Brown: that they've utilized him too, across half- back through the 228 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:06,690 Campbell Brown: midfield, because sometimes, young kids, you try and wrap him 229 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,910 Campbell Brown: in cotton wool a bit and go, " Oh, the wear 230 00:10:08,910 --> 00:10:11,160 Campbell Brown: and tear of a long season," that you don't want 231 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:14,580 Campbell Brown: him to get hit, and things like that, but they've 232 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:18,270 Campbell Brown: utilized his ability of being just a beautiful decision- maker 233 00:10:18,270 --> 00:10:19,350 Campbell Brown: and kick of the footy. 234 00:10:19,530 --> 00:10:21,870 Deano: Where's that son of a bitch's contract at, because he's 235 00:10:22,770 --> 00:10:23,670 Deano: due for a juicy paycheck. 236 00:10:23,671 --> 00:10:25,980 Campbell Brown: He was 30; he wasn't the number one draft pick. I know he 237 00:10:26,070 --> 00:10:29,940 Campbell Brown: went father- son to Collingwood, so he couldn't be number 238 00:10:29,940 --> 00:10:33,000 Campbell Brown: one. But in his head, he wanted the recognition of 239 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,910 Campbell Brown: being the best player out of last year's draft. There's no doubt about it that he is. 240 00:10:35,911 --> 00:10:35,912 Jonathan Brown: Well, you're a draft nuffie, Brods, where does he sit in the standings for you? 241 00:10:35,912 --> 00:10:49,290 Brodie Pummeroy: Horne-Francis came really late with a lot of popularity, so it was almost likely. When you're father- 242 00:10:49,290 --> 00:10:51,300 Brodie Pummeroy: son, it makes it a little bit more difficult. You're 243 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:54,300 Brodie Pummeroy: not necessarily always going to be because teams don't want 244 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:56,970 Brodie Pummeroy: to waste. North Melbourne could have easily bid on Nick 245 00:10:56,970 --> 00:10:59,250 Brodie Pummeroy: Daicos and it would've been fine, but they want to do 246 00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:01,679 Brodie Pummeroy: it for their man Horne- Francis. " You know what? We want to make 247 00:11:01,679 --> 00:11:03,210 Brodie Pummeroy: you the number one draft pick," because they know they're not 248 00:11:03,210 --> 00:11:05,610 Brodie Pummeroy: getting Nick Daicos, so they go, " All right, well we'll 249 00:11:05,610 --> 00:11:07,710 Brodie Pummeroy: take our man anyways," so it's not necessarily a true 250 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,270 Brodie Pummeroy: representation of where it should have been. 251 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:13,080 Campbell Brown: He's as good a player as I've seen. He just 252 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:13,261 Campbell Brown: stepped straight into it. 253 00:11:13,261 --> 00:11:13,262 Deano: Is he big? Why is he so good. 254 00:11:13,262 --> 00:11:18,150 Jonathan Brown: No, he's not that big. He's just silky. He looks like 255 00:11:18,150 --> 00:11:21,630 Jonathan Brown: he doesn't get hit. He used the ball magnificently, got 256 00:11:21,630 --> 00:11:23,940 Jonathan Brown: great game awareness, and he seems to have all day, 257 00:11:23,940 --> 00:11:24,002 Jonathan Brown: got calmness (inaudible) . 258 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:25,439 Campbell Brown: Could he be All- Australian? 259 00:11:25,890 --> 00:11:28,020 Jonathan Brown: Could be. Well, I tell you- 260 00:11:28,290 --> 00:11:30,002 Campbell Brown: Maybe squad of 40, but not the final (inaudible) . 261 00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:32,520 Jonathan Brown: He might be up to... Who knows? He could be up 262 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:35,429 Jonathan Brown: to 12 Brownlow votes. You can make an argument or make 263 00:11:35,429 --> 00:11:38,070 Jonathan Brown: a case that he's had the nine Brownlow votes the last 264 00:11:38,070 --> 00:11:38,251 Jonathan Brown: three weeks. 265 00:11:38,251 --> 00:11:38,252 Deano: Can you imagine? 266 00:11:38,252 --> 00:11:46,320 Jonathan Brown: He's the reason they beat North Melbourne, mate. If you are starting to get up to that level, you've got to be in the All- 267 00:11:46,679 --> 00:11:47,610 Jonathan Brown: Australian calculations. 268 00:11:47,610 --> 00:11:50,341 Campbell Brown: Could look at rooster as well. Imagine the damage he's doing- 269 00:11:50,341 --> 00:11:50,342 Jonathan Brown: He'd be carving up, wouldn't he? 270 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:52,709 Campbell Brown: ... off field with TikTok and Snapchat. 271 00:11:52,710 --> 00:11:53,220 Deano: Son of a bitch. 272 00:11:54,510 --> 00:11:57,059 Brodie Pummeroy: Things are looking up for Daicos. That's an absolute certainty. 273 00:11:57,059 --> 00:11:59,280 Deano: Let's go to the fine sport of golf. I love 274 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:02,100 Deano: it when an Australian wins something big, especially if they 275 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:06,840 Deano: look like the solo man. Cam Smith has a golden 276 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:09,870 Deano: mullet, a golden mustache. A marvel. 277 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,730 Jonathan Brown: And the penguin shirt he wears as well. 278 00:12:12,179 --> 00:12:12,239 Deano: The penguin, mate. 279 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,850 Jonathan Brown: How good? I'll tell you what's a lovely surprise, when 280 00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:17,339 Jonathan Brown: you check your points (inaudible) count this morning and 281 00:12:17,340 --> 00:12:19,740 Jonathan Brown: had a nice little bump because I took Cam Smith 282 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,480 Jonathan Brown: at $ 26 two weeks ago. 283 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:22,080 Campbell Brown: Great bet. 284 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:26,400 Jonathan Brown: It made it even better though, by the fact that he 285 00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:30,210 Jonathan Brown: melted, capitulated in the last round of the Masters, which 286 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:33,150 Jonathan Brown: could be damaging to you earlier in the season, but 287 00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:35,609 Jonathan Brown: he's fought back from that. In the third round, didn't 288 00:12:35,610 --> 00:12:38,490 Jonathan Brown: have a great round either, but he's just slayed the 289 00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:40,650 Jonathan Brown: demons and went out there. What about his old man? 290 00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:43,290 Jonathan Brown: His old man just said, " Ah, I can't be ( beep) 291 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,090 Jonathan Brown: flying all the way around the world." It's a long way 292 00:12:45,090 --> 00:12:48,089 Jonathan Brown: to travel just for a week of golf. They interviewed him this morning. He 293 00:12:48,090 --> 00:12:48,870 Jonathan Brown: was kicking himself. 294 00:12:48,929 --> 00:12:52,320 Deano: Oh my God. So basically, in the last round, he 295 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:53,970 Deano: was chasing McKilroy, who didn't- 296 00:12:53,970 --> 00:12:54,390 Jonathan Brown: McIlroy. 297 00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:56,610 Deano: McIlroy, sorry. He didn't get a bogie- 298 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:57,630 Jonathan Brown: Golf fan, Deano. 299 00:12:57,990 --> 00:12:59,790 Brodie Pummeroy: Loves golf. Bigger than golf. 300 00:12:59,790 --> 00:13:03,000 Deano: Listen to me, you (beep), I do like golf. When you 301 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:12,090 Deano: read it, I see McKilroy. Back to when he's chasing McKilroy, he barely ( 302 00:13:12,090 --> 00:13:14,250 Deano: beep) up, but Cam just hunted him down. 303 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:17,550 Campbell Brown: He sliced through the back nine like a shark off 304 00:13:17,820 --> 00:13:18,540 Campbell Brown: Stradbroke Island. 305 00:13:21,630 --> 00:13:22,141 Jonathan Brown: Was that a word? 306 00:13:22,141 --> 00:13:22,141 Brodie Pummeroy: That's a weird reference. 307 00:13:22,141 --> 00:13:22,142 Deano: Was sliced- 308 00:13:22,142 --> 00:13:22,232 Jonathan Brown: An old (beep) word. 309 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:24,691 Campbell Brown: Through the back nine like a shark of Stradbroke Island. 310 00:13:24,691 --> 00:13:26,520 Deano: Was " sliced" the word? 311 00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:27,480 Campbell Brown: No. 312 00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:28,949 Deano: Damn, I'm out. 313 00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:32,339 Brodie Pummeroy: I'll tell you what, this is all big in sport 314 00:13:32,340 --> 00:13:34,590 Brodie Pummeroy: over the weekend, we had him winning the British Open, 315 00:13:34,590 --> 00:13:37,140 Brodie Pummeroy: which is massive, and a few big games, North Melbourne, 316 00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:39,059 Brodie Pummeroy: Daicos, all that type of stuff, but I tell you what was my 317 00:13:39,059 --> 00:13:43,950 Brodie Pummeroy: favorite story of the weekend, and this is phenomenal. The SCG, 318 00:13:44,970 --> 00:13:48,480 Brodie Pummeroy: it's been transformed into a rugby ground for on Saturday 319 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:51,330 Brodie Pummeroy: night, and it's Australia versus England in the rugby union. 320 00:13:51,570 --> 00:13:54,360 Brodie Pummeroy: Quite a few people there, I think 45,000 in attendance, or something 321 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:57,360 Brodie Pummeroy: wonderful, but there is one particular spectator that I want 322 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,819 Brodie Pummeroy: to draw attention to, and he is my man. He 323 00:13:59,820 --> 00:14:04,050 Brodie Pummeroy: has, whilst at the game, climbed somehow onto the roof 324 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,900 Brodie Pummeroy: of the SCG, on one of the big grand stands, 325 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:09,510 Brodie Pummeroy: he's standing on top of it. He's climbed the scoreboard 326 00:14:09,510 --> 00:14:11,640 Brodie Pummeroy: and jumped across and he's made his way onto the 327 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:15,329 Brodie Pummeroy: roof, which is phenomenal in itself, and he's been up 328 00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:17,910 Brodie Pummeroy: there. He's up there for however long, the game's going, 329 00:14:17,910 --> 00:14:18,719 Brodie Pummeroy: he's got the great view. 330 00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:20,760 Jonathan Brown: Did he watch the whole game from up there. 331 00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:23,040 Brodie Pummeroy: I think he was up there for 40 minutes or something, 332 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,930 Brodie Pummeroy: but he's got up and he can't get down once 333 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:25,290 Brodie Pummeroy: you're up. 334 00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:26,370 Campbell Brown: So the cameras have caught him? 335 00:14:26,550 --> 00:14:28,740 Brodie Pummeroy: Yeah, because you can just see this figure. Play is going 336 00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:30,480 Brodie Pummeroy: on, and when they've zoomed out, there's a guy that's 337 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:31,021 Brodie Pummeroy: just walking along the- 338 00:14:31,021 --> 00:14:33,900 Jonathan Brown: What are the coppers doing? Are they sitting there, eating donuts, in 339 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:34,890 Jonathan Brown: the security room? 340 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,480 Brodie Pummeroy: But the best part of it is that he's been 341 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,250 Brodie Pummeroy: up there for 40 minutes and obviously he's had a 342 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:41,010 Brodie Pummeroy: heap of beers to drink before that. He needs to go 343 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,920 Brodie Pummeroy: to the toilet and he's stuck on the roof, so 344 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:47,370 Brodie Pummeroy: he walks to the side of the Bill O'Reilly Stand- 345 00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:48,090 Deano: This is not true. 346 00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:51,540 Brodie Pummeroy: I promise you, this is true. He's standing there, looking down, and there's 40, 347 00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:55,650 Brodie Pummeroy: 000 people below him. He whips out the old fellow. 348 00:14:56,070 --> 00:14:56,130 Deano: No. 349 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:56,970 Brodie Pummeroy: Yes, he does. 350 00:14:56,970 --> 00:14:57,931 Jonathan Brown: He definitely hasn't had COVID. 351 00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:01,170 Brodie Pummeroy: And just starts going off the edge. 352 00:15:01,170 --> 00:15:02,370 Campbell Brown: Urinating on people's heads. 353 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,980 Brodie Pummeroy: Mate, off the side of the SCG stadium. 354 00:15:05,970 --> 00:15:07,560 Deano: I can't believe this, mate. I'm going to give him 355 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:07,770 Deano: an applause. 356 00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:10,321 Campbell Brown: We're going to get him on Browny's Podcast. Is that what... 357 00:15:10,321 --> 00:15:13,351 Brodie Pummeroy: He's been arrested. He's in jail. We can't speak to him. 358 00:15:13,351 --> 00:15:13,352 Deano: Yeah, of course he is. 359 00:15:13,352 --> 00:15:18,000 Jonathan Brown: He was marched off. There's vision of him getting marched off across the top of the Bill 360 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,940 Jonathan Brown: O'Reilly Stand by two special coppers. 361 00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:23,280 Brodie Pummeroy: Special forces rescue coppers, because they had to go all 362 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:23,341 Brodie Pummeroy: the way. 363 00:15:23,341 --> 00:15:26,190 Jonathan Brown: Looked like Gary Sweet from Police Rescue. 364 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:26,940 Brodie Pummeroy: The great man. 365 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,710 Deano: Without going too school boy with this, where's the most 366 00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:33,060 Deano: exotic place you've urinated? 367 00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:35,430 Campbell Brown: Well, this isn't about exotic places. This is probably my 368 00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:39,690 Campbell Brown: most memorable urinating process. I went up to Sydney for 369 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:44,400 Campbell Brown: the very final concert in 2013 for Swedish House Mafia. 370 00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:47,520 Campbell Brown: It was at Homebush because they broke up after that. 371 00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:51,360 Campbell Brown: Axwell, Steve Angello and Sebastian Ingrosso split to do their 372 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:56,430 Campbell Brown: own thing. I'm a big Swedish House Mafia fan. I'm in the 373 00:15:56,430 --> 00:15:58,710 Campbell Brown: mosh pit, having a good time. I bumped into a 374 00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:01,800 Campbell Brown: heap of the Hawks' boys while they were there and 375 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,530 Campbell Brown: we had a few drinks. I went to go to 376 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:10,170 Campbell Brown: the toilet, just the cubicles, earlier in the night and 377 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:13,950 Campbell Brown: there was a 30 or 40 minute wait to do a piss. I'm 378 00:16:13,950 --> 00:16:16,110 Campbell Brown: missing songs, music, dancing. 379 00:16:18,030 --> 00:16:18,031 Jonathan Brown: Yeah, understandable. 380 00:16:18,031 --> 00:16:20,370 Campbell Brown: So I was like, "No, I'm not going to go to the toilets anymore." I went back to where I was in 381 00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:24,090 Campbell Brown: the mosh pit and I tried to pull my penis 382 00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:26,610 Campbell Brown: out and wee just around me and there was a 383 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,920 Campbell Brown: lot of people around. I didn't feel comfortable doing that. 384 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:29,250 Brodie Pummeroy: Nor should you. 385 00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:32,550 Campbell Brown: I zipped myself back up and I just pissed my pants. 386 00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:36,030 Brodie Pummeroy: What a heroic maneuver. 387 00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:39,090 Deano: This is very Bradley Cooper in A Star Is Born. 388 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,729 Campbell Brown: No one really noticed too much, but then my favorite 389 00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:44,700 Campbell Brown: Swedish House Mafia song came on. Do you want to 390 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:45,000 Campbell Brown: hit it? 391 00:16:45,060 --> 00:16:45,660 Brodie Pummeroy: Yeah, please. 392 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,041 Deano: No, I don't have it. 393 00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:47,042 Brodie Pummeroy: You need to tell us that you want- 394 00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:53,400 Campbell Brown: Don't you worry, don't you worry, child. See, heaven's got 395 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,241 Campbell Brown: a plan for you. 396 00:16:54,241 --> 00:16:54,421 Deano: Oh, you've sung it. There we go. 397 00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:56,850 Brodie Pummeroy: I love that Deano was just expected to have that 398 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,170 Brodie Pummeroy: song ready. 399 00:16:58,170 --> 00:16:59,340 Jonathan Brown: And never gave you the heads up. 400 00:17:01,530 --> 00:17:02,940 Campbell Brown: I thought you were telepathic. 401 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,710 Jonathan Brown: Mate, I just got to the studio before. I thought 402 00:17:04,710 --> 00:17:07,560 Jonathan Brown: you guys had it all organized here. Geez, these guys 403 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,100 Jonathan Brown: are so well planned for this podcast. 404 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:10,980 Deano: You've been sitting here for an hour and had not mentioned a word. 405 00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:12,390 Campbell Brown: You know what, I mentioned that. 406 00:17:12,450 --> 00:17:12,870 Deano: Nothing like that. Nothing. 407 00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:16,619 Campbell Brown: Anyway, that song comes on and, because I'm a bit 408 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:21,450 Campbell Brown: smaller than everyone else there, Sam Grimley, who was a 409 00:17:21,450 --> 00:17:24,120 Campbell Brown: guy that had been at the Hawks for six years, he's 410 00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:30,000 Campbell Brown: 199 centimeters, he played three games for the Hawks, then he went to West and played 411 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,090 Campbell Brown: four games, he gets me and he puts me up 412 00:17:33,090 --> 00:17:34,290 Campbell Brown: on his shoulders. 413 00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:35,941 Deano: Oh no. 414 00:17:35,941 --> 00:17:38,940 Campbell Brown: So I've got my legs wrapped around his neck, and I'm going 415 00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:39,391 Campbell Brown: off to this song. 416 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:39,541 Deano: Oh no. 417 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,439 Campbell Brown: He turns to me, he goes, " Mate, have you spilled 418 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:46,139 Campbell Brown: a drink on me?" I went, "No-no-no." He goes, " Geez, you're sweating up." 419 00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:48,630 Campbell Brown: I didn't want to have to tell him. 420 00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:52,740 Deano: Dog, you are a son of a bitch. You actively had wee thighs 421 00:17:53,070 --> 00:17:54,450 Deano: and got on your friend's shoulders. 422 00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:56,100 Campbell Brown: Yeah, and I was really gripping in too, with my thighs. 423 00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:58,650 Deano: Did no part of you go, " I won't put my 424 00:17:58,650 --> 00:18:00,330 Deano: wee thighs on my friend's neck?" 425 00:18:00,359 --> 00:18:02,250 Campbell Brown: Part of me thought, " Shall I tell him?" And then 426 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:04,320 Campbell Brown: I went, " Nah, this is my favorite song. It's their last 427 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,720 Campbell Brown: ever concert. I've got to get a good vision." 428 00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,240 Jonathan Brown: You had a good stepladder too. 429 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,230 Campbell Brown: Mate, great stepladder. 430 00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:11,431 Jonathan Brown: It's good of Sam to sacrifice himself. 431 00:18:11,431 --> 00:18:13,141 Campbell Brown: I know. I told him many days later. 432 00:18:13,141 --> 00:18:14,190 Jonathan Brown: Was it slippery up there? 433 00:18:14,190 --> 00:18:17,100 Campbell Brown: Yeah, it was, and it smelt. Oh geez, Sam's never forgiven 434 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:17,701 Campbell Brown: me, but that's probably my urination story. 435 00:18:17,701 --> 00:18:18,000 Deano: That's a memorable wee. 436 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:23,160 Jonathan Brown: My urination... Well geez, I'm not really sure. 437 00:18:24,210 --> 00:18:24,810 Deano: Ferrell. 438 00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:27,300 Jonathan Brown: Yeah, Ferrell. I've been pulled over by coppers, two Hawaiian 439 00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:30,570 Jonathan Brown: undercover coppers once. " What are you doing here, son?" because 440 00:18:30,570 --> 00:18:32,760 Jonathan Brown: I was locked out of the nightclub and it was busting. 441 00:18:34,350 --> 00:18:35,669 Jonathan Brown: I got a little bit of a wrap on the... 442 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:40,889 Jonathan Brown: I'd said to them, " Who the (beep) are you?" Then they pulled the badge out. Tell you 443 00:18:40,890 --> 00:18:42,900 Jonathan Brown: what, that brings on stage fright real quick. 444 00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:45,720 Deano: Didn't you wee next to Will Ferrell, or am I high? 445 00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:51,450 Jonathan Brown: But that was in a toilet, but the best place, 446 00:18:52,050 --> 00:18:54,810 Jonathan Brown: the best memory of having a wee, even though this 447 00:18:54,810 --> 00:18:57,030 Jonathan Brown: was a legal wee, was in the male toilet at 448 00:18:57,359 --> 00:19:00,359 Jonathan Brown: Melbourne Airport, at the Qantas terminal. AT the Qantas Club, 449 00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:03,300 Jonathan Brown: I walked in there, I was having a whizz, and 450 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:06,180 Jonathan Brown: Will Ferrell walked in. He was dressed in a party 451 00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:09,179 Jonathan Brown: suit. I turned to him and I thought, " Shit," and he just 452 00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:11,280 Jonathan Brown: started talking to me. Then I said, " Oh mate, one 453 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:15,060 Jonathan Brown: of our boys, his nickname's Frank the tank, Justin Leppitsch, 454 00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:17,010 Jonathan Brown: he gets a little bit loose on the piss." Frank 455 00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:19,950 Jonathan Brown: the Tank's his character in Old School and he goes, " 456 00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:21,990 Jonathan Brown: Okay, where's this Frank the tank guy? I got to 457 00:19:21,990 --> 00:19:24,780 Jonathan Brown: meet this guy." So I brought him out to the lounge, 458 00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:25,950 Jonathan Brown: where all the boys were, and he got a photo with the Brisbane Lions boys. Is 459 00:19:25,950 --> 00:19:28,980 Deano: You've introduced Will Ferrell to all the boys? 460 00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:31,650 Jonathan Brown: Absolutely. And mate, he was an absolute beauty. 461 00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:33,090 Deano: Did he have a fair cannon, John? 462 00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:33,780 Jonathan Brown: Huge cannon. 463 00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:33,840 Deano: Whoa. 464 00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:34,650 Jonathan Brown: No COVID for him. COVID- free. 465 00:19:34,650 --> 00:19:40,890 Deano: How about any memorable wees, Brods, for you? 466 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,150 Brodie Pummeroy: Memorable wees? 467 00:19:43,109 --> 00:19:45,930 Deano: If nothing comes to mind, it doesn't matter. It's pretty gross. 468 00:19:45,990 --> 00:19:49,002 Jonathan Brown: Oh, he would've, he's a Port Adelaide supporter. They've all done terrible (inaudible) . 469 00:19:49,002 --> 00:19:50,820 Brodie Pummeroy: I do remember we were having a house party at 470 00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:53,310 Brodie Pummeroy: a mate's house and it was, I think, the third 471 00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:57,389 Brodie Pummeroy: floor or something of an apartment building. It was an 472 00:19:57,390 --> 00:20:00,180 Brodie Pummeroy: old apartment building. Anyway, there would've been 50, 60 people there, 473 00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:02,070 Brodie Pummeroy: and the line for the bathroom was so long because 474 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:05,670 Brodie Pummeroy: all the girls needed to go, there was a huge line and whatnot. Mate, this is unbelievable, 475 00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:07,260 Brodie Pummeroy: but it was one of those old apartments with the 476 00:20:07,260 --> 00:20:09,540 Brodie Pummeroy: old push up wooden windows. 477 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,090 Deano: Oh no. 478 00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:13,830 Brodie Pummeroy: So we thought just, "No harm done here, it's 2: 00 AM," or whatnot, 479 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,169 Brodie Pummeroy: but the problem is that with those windows, I didn't 480 00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:17,941 Brodie Pummeroy: want to lean too far out, otherwise I'm going. 481 00:20:17,941 --> 00:20:17,942 Deano: Death. 482 00:20:17,942 --> 00:20:21,540 Brodie Pummeroy: Exactly, I'm going out. So you stand a little bit 483 00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:23,520 Brodie Pummeroy: back, and that's all well and good for the first 484 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,680 Brodie Pummeroy: 80%, but then as- 485 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,240 Jonathan Brown: You start to lose some flow and pressure. 486 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,771 Brodie Pummeroy: As you start to lose a bit of water pressure- 487 00:20:28,771 --> 00:20:30,451 Deano: Well put, as the pressure goes. 488 00:20:30,451 --> 00:20:32,820 Brodie Pummeroy: As you start to lose a bit of pressure, it 489 00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:35,520 Brodie Pummeroy: starts coming a little bit closer, and then it's splashing 490 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,469 Brodie Pummeroy: on the window sills and it's splashing on the carpet 491 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:40,440 Brodie Pummeroy: as it's coming close. It was really disgusting. And at a 492 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,002 Brodie Pummeroy: friend's house. That's really (inaudible) . 493 00:20:42,150 --> 00:20:43,740 Deano: I'm truly, truly sorry I asked. 494 00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:44,311 Brodie Pummeroy: That's in poor tastes. 495 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:48,600 Campbell Brown: Hey Deano, do you know what Kim Kardashian and I both 496 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:49,169 Campbell Brown: have in common? 497 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:49,590 Deano: No, I don't. 498 00:20:49,590 --> 00:20:49,711 Campbell Brown: This week? 499 00:20:49,711 --> 00:20:49,801 Deano: No-no. 500 00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:52,002 Campbell Brown: She's just flying in on her private plane to (inaudible) . 501 00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:53,700 Deano: Oh yeah? That's pretty cool. 502 00:20:53,970 --> 00:20:57,330 Campbell Brown: I'm going up to Mildura for the Mildura Cup Friday in my private 503 00:20:57,450 --> 00:20:59,310 Campbell Brown: plane as well, so that's a massive flex. 504 00:20:59,430 --> 00:20:59,850 Deano: That's it. 505 00:20:59,850 --> 00:21:01,830 Jonathan Brown: Are you? How many other people in that private jet? 506 00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:04,320 Campbell Brown: That'd be probably three or four. 507 00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:04,381 Jonathan Brown: Okay. 508 00:21:04,381 --> 00:21:05,729 Campbell Brown: It's a bit smaller than Kim's. 509 00:21:05,730 --> 00:21:06,869 Deano: Was flex the young person word? 510 00:21:06,869 --> 00:21:06,870 Campbell Brown: Yeah, it was. 511 00:21:06,870 --> 00:21:06,871 Jonathan Brown: Yes! 512 00:21:06,871 --> 00:21:06,872 Deano: Old (beep), old (beep). We called the old (beep). 513 00:21:06,872 --> 00:21:06,873 Jonathan Brown: Well done. 514 00:21:06,873 --> 00:21:06,874 Campbell Brown: Was it obvious? 515 00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:06,875 Deano: No, it wasn't. It was pretty good actually. 516 00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:07,145 Jonathan Brown: It was well. It was sly. It was just... 517 00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:21,810 Deano: John, next podcast, you're up. I'm going to call this 518 00:21:21,810 --> 00:21:24,959 Deano: guy who's making Magnamicent shirts. His name's Ben Stobey and 519 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,760 Deano: he's a visionary. Let's call this son of a bitch. 520 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:30,810 Brodie Pummeroy: It's our official merchandise, which is a big moment for us. 521 00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:32,430 Deano: It's huge. 522 00:21:32,430 --> 00:21:33,870 Jonathan Brown: It got mentioned in Fox the other day. 523 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:34,381 Campbell Brown: You were meant to wear one of these today. 524 00:21:34,381 --> 00:21:37,380 Deano: I forgot to give it to him. It's my fault. 525 00:21:38,609 --> 00:21:39,600 Brodie Pummeroy: The organization of Browny's Podcast. 526 00:21:39,601 --> 00:21:39,602 Ben Stobey: Hello, Ben speaking. 527 00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:41,700 Deano: Ben, you big dog, it's Browny's Podcast. 528 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:41,701 Ben Stobey: Hey boys. 529 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:46,170 Deano: How you going? 530 00:21:46,260 --> 00:21:47,640 Brodie Pummeroy: Our official clothing sponsor. 531 00:21:47,670 --> 00:21:51,511 Campbell Brown: You'll be bigger than Abercrombie & Finch soon. Is it Fitch or Finch. 532 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:51,600 Ben Stobey: Don't know. 533 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:58,830 Deano: Well, that's worth another old ( beep) alert. Old ( beep). Sorry 534 00:21:59,130 --> 00:22:02,250 Deano: Ben. Hey, first of all, thanks for having the foresight 535 00:22:02,460 --> 00:22:05,580 Deano: to produce Magnamicent T- shirts. How'd you think of this, brother? 536 00:22:06,390 --> 00:22:10,740 Ben Stobey: Well, I can sympathize with JB. I mince my words 537 00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:12,330 Ben Stobey: a fair bit when I'm on the spot, but I've 538 00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:14,400 Ben Stobey: never come out with anything quite as good as that. 539 00:22:15,060 --> 00:22:16,230 Ben Stobey: I didn't want to let it go through to the 540 00:22:16,230 --> 00:22:17,850 Ben Stobey: keeper, so I thought we'd have a bit of fun with it. 541 00:22:17,850 --> 00:22:22,350 Ben Stobey: It snowballed from there. I've accidentally maybe created a bit 542 00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:23,460 Ben Stobey: of a merch line for you boys. 543 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:24,090 Deano: Yes. 544 00:22:24,180 --> 00:22:26,520 Jonathan Brown: Imagine how surprised I was, Benny, because I thought I 545 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:31,021 Jonathan Brown: ran a fully functional interview, believe it or not. When I heard that word- 546 00:22:31,021 --> 00:22:31,350 Ben Stobey: I feel you, mate, I've been there. 547 00:22:32,730 --> 00:22:33,869 Jonathan Brown: I've never said that word in my life, or at least I don't think I have. 548 00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:38,459 Deano: The audio file is one second, so there's one second 549 00:22:38,460 --> 00:22:41,520 Deano: of your life that spawned this whole saga. 550 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:41,881 Jonathan Brown: Magnamicent. 551 00:22:41,881 --> 00:22:41,882 Deano: "Magnamicent." 552 00:22:41,882 --> 00:22:41,883 Ben Stobey: I always kept on replaying it myself. It was so funny. 553 00:22:41,883 --> 00:22:43,053 Jonathan Brown: Magnamicent. 554 00:22:43,470 --> 00:22:51,210 Brodie Pummeroy: Benny, how many people have requested a Magnamicent T- shirt? How 555 00:22:51,210 --> 00:22:51,481 Brodie Pummeroy: many have you sold? 556 00:22:51,481 --> 00:23:00,119 Ben Stobey: I only got a few made up at the start and I've just given a few away to the boys. I don't know, mate. This is just a start, I guess. There's some other stuff that could go 557 00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:02,939 Ben Stobey: on there. I thought, Deano, you son of a bitch. You know what 558 00:23:02,940 --> 00:23:03,060 Ben Stobey: I mean? 559 00:23:03,060 --> 00:23:03,210 Campbell Brown: Strong. 560 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:05,161 Deano: Yeah, lovely. 561 00:23:05,161 --> 00:23:06,840 Ben Stobey: Brods, Brodie needs a hug. 562 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:06,930 Deano: Oh yeah? 563 00:23:06,930 --> 00:23:06,961 Jonathan Brown: Oh yes. 564 00:23:06,961 --> 00:23:07,080 Deano: " Why do I need a hug?" 565 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:07,081 Jonathan Brown: You do need a hug. 566 00:23:07,081 --> 00:23:13,379 Deano: You went through a little phase before where you felt unloved. 567 00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:17,251 Campbell Brown: You wanted to quit, remember? 568 00:23:17,251 --> 00:23:17,252 Brodie Pummeroy: Yes. 569 00:23:17,252 --> 00:23:17,253 Campbell Brown: What about me? What for me, Benny? 570 00:23:17,253 --> 00:23:17,254 Ben Stobey: Brodie is important though. What's that? Sorry boys. 571 00:23:17,254 --> 00:23:18,210 Campbell Brown: Have I got a catch card? 572 00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:20,040 Deano: For Dog, what do you got for Dog? 573 00:23:21,030 --> 00:23:22,980 Ben Stobey: Brownie, we could probably just have a white T- shirt 574 00:23:22,980 --> 00:23:23,791 Ben Stobey: with a bit of Shiraz spilled on it. 575 00:23:23,791 --> 00:23:23,792 Deano: Yes. Magnificent. 576 00:23:23,792 --> 00:23:30,930 Jonathan Brown: That'd be perfect, just that little bit of Shiraz down 577 00:23:30,930 --> 00:23:32,880 Jonathan Brown: the bottom left hand side, I think it was. 578 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:33,270 Deano: It was, yeah. 579 00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:36,750 Jonathan Brown: And maybe you got to put some buttons, put fake buttons 580 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,879 Jonathan Brown: on the T- shirt just as if it's wearing a shirt. 581 00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,190 Deano: All right, so we're going to get more of these 582 00:23:41,190 --> 00:23:43,500 Deano: going. Should we have a link for people to buy 583 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,061 Deano: one if they want one. Is that possible, Brods? 584 00:23:45,061 --> 00:23:49,650 Ben Stobey: Oh, we'll touch base after the interview, boys, and I'm 585 00:23:49,650 --> 00:23:50,640 Ben Stobey: happy to work with you. 586 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,109 Campbell Brown: You've got to make an earn. You've got to make 587 00:23:52,109 --> 00:23:53,399 Campbell Brown: money, mate. That's what we want. 588 00:23:53,790 --> 00:23:56,070 Ben Stobey: Ah, good on your lads. I love the podcast. You're 589 00:23:56,070 --> 00:23:57,960 Ben Stobey: funny, as in, I can relate to a lot of 590 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,790 Ben Stobey: the stuff you say. I got a wife and young kids so it's 591 00:24:00,420 --> 00:24:00,929 Ben Stobey: good stuff. 592 00:24:01,109 --> 00:24:02,879 Jonathan Brown: Are you in the T- shirt business, Benny? 593 00:24:03,690 --> 00:24:12,571 Ben Stobey: Just in a clothing store in Maffra, and third generation, so we just sell a bit of everything, but I've never done wholesale stuff before. 594 00:24:12,571 --> 00:24:13,801 Deano: Don't we have a Maffra connection here, somewhere? Someone? Have you been to Maffra? Have you? 595 00:24:13,801 --> 00:24:18,720 Jonathan Brown: I stayed at an apartment in Maffra last year when I filmed The Dairy Australia at it. 596 00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:19,920 Deano: There's the connection. 597 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:20,280 Brodie Pummeroy: Oh great. 598 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,650 Jonathan Brown: Yeah, it was good. Town & Country, I think it's called, isn't it Benny? 599 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,530 Ben Stobey: Yeah. It's a great little town. It's off the highway, 600 00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:26,460 Ben Stobey: but it's worth a look for sure. 601 00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:28,530 Deano: Well, you're a visionary and we're going to be in touch. 602 00:24:28,530 --> 00:24:30,540 Brodie Pummeroy: And we'll put the link to your website, mate. We'll 603 00:24:30,540 --> 00:24:33,119 Brodie Pummeroy: put it in our podcast bio so you can find 604 00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:33,419 Brodie Pummeroy: them all there. 605 00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:34,711 Ben Stobey: Thanks fellas. Keep up the great work. 606 00:24:34,711 --> 00:24:34,712 Campbell Brown: Cheers Ben. Magnamicent. 607 00:24:34,712 --> 00:24:34,713 Ben Stobey: Well do. 608 00:24:34,713 --> 00:24:34,802 Jonathan Brown: Magnamicent. 609 00:24:37,230 --> 00:24:41,879 Deano: Yes. Ads. Back in a second. Welcome back to Browny's 610 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,030 Deano: podcast. Big Maxie Gawn was in the hallways here where 611 00:24:45,030 --> 00:24:47,909 Deano: we record the show and Brods caught up with him. 612 00:24:48,180 --> 00:24:51,270 Brodie Pummeroy: Max Gawn, you obviously live down the peninsula. Do you 613 00:24:51,270 --> 00:24:54,450 Brodie Pummeroy: know anything about the stolen goal post from Sorrento? 614 00:24:55,170 --> 00:24:58,859 Max Gaun: It's a sad story. I've seen it been attempted. I 615 00:24:58,859 --> 00:25:02,429 Max Gaun: never thought this day would happen, but unfortunately the Auskickers 616 00:25:02,850 --> 00:25:05,340 Max Gaun: played with no score. The goal posts had gone. 617 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,050 Deano: How did this happen? What's happened. 618 00:25:07,260 --> 00:25:09,929 Brodie Pummeroy: It's the greatest story ever. A couple of drunk blokes 619 00:25:09,930 --> 00:25:12,929 Brodie Pummeroy: have broken down, I think it's the Sorrento Sharks, and they've jumped on 620 00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:14,820 Brodie Pummeroy: the ground, what not, and they've had themselves a bit 621 00:25:14,820 --> 00:25:17,129 Brodie Pummeroy: of an evening and they've thought, " Geez, those goal posts 622 00:25:17,130 --> 00:25:18,600 Brodie Pummeroy: don't look particularly secure." 623 00:25:18,690 --> 00:25:20,609 Deano: Wait, didn't Daisy play for them over the weekend? 624 00:25:20,609 --> 00:25:20,939 Brodie Pummeroy: Yeah. 625 00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:22,409 Deano: Did Daisy do this? 626 00:25:23,369 --> 00:25:25,710 Brodie Pummeroy: There's actually every chance it is Daisy, but they've all 627 00:25:25,710 --> 00:25:28,980 Brodie Pummeroy: started grabbing onto the post, they think, and started all... 628 00:25:29,490 --> 00:25:30,210 Campbell Brown: Wobbling them? 629 00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:32,970 Brodie Pummeroy: Yeah, wobbling them. And like tug of war, they've all 630 00:25:32,970 --> 00:25:35,250 Brodie Pummeroy: started trying, pulling at the same time, and the goal 631 00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:37,619 Brodie Pummeroy: post has come loose. And the goal post is what? 632 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:38,669 Jonathan Brown: Were they in the socket? 633 00:25:38,910 --> 00:25:39,750 Brodie Pummeroy: Five meters long? 634 00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:42,301 Jonathan Brown: Were they metal poles in a socket, in the ground? 635 00:25:42,301 --> 00:25:45,060 Brodie Pummeroy: In the ground. They've pulled it out and then they've gone, " 636 00:25:45,090 --> 00:25:46,830 Brodie Pummeroy: Geez, what do we do with it now? We've got 637 00:25:46,830 --> 00:25:46,891 Brodie Pummeroy: it loose." 638 00:25:46,891 --> 00:25:49,169 Campbell Brown: They took two, didn't they? They stole both goal posts. 639 00:25:49,170 --> 00:25:52,440 Jonathan Brown: Well, they left one there on the ground and they took 640 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,719 Jonathan Brown: the other one and left it at the skate park. 641 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,311 Brodie Pummeroy: They already made it 300 meters to the skate park. 642 00:25:56,311 --> 00:26:01,200 Campbell Brown: There's a big SOS put out by the Sorrento Sharks via social media saying, " 643 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:04,919 Campbell Brown: Hey, we've got a game today. If anyone has seen 644 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,002 Campbell Brown: our goal post in your front yard, or anywhere (inaudible) ." 645 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,070 Jonathan Brown: And they're exclusive, those posts. 646 00:26:08,070 --> 00:26:10,590 Deano: Yeah. If you think, if you put yourself in the mind 647 00:26:10,590 --> 00:26:13,080 Deano: of a shit- faced idiot with their friends, maybe they 648 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:14,399 Deano: were trying to do some jousting. 649 00:26:17,430 --> 00:26:17,002 Jonathan Brown: Oh yeah, that's (inaudible) . 650 00:26:17,002 --> 00:26:18,300 Campbell Brown: Or some pole vaulting. Maybe it was Steve Hooker. 651 00:26:20,940 --> 00:26:25,020 Deano: Prime's suspect. All right, well good luck to Sorrento. 652 00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:29,640 Jonathan Brown: Just the thought process of walking away and getting 300 653 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,040 Jonathan Brown: meters down the road with a few of the boys, and gradually, one by 654 00:26:32,700 --> 00:26:35,100 Jonathan Brown: one, your mates start dropping off. You go, " This is a shit idea," and then 655 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,310 Jonathan Brown: there's one bloke left with that pole and he goes, "Ah (beep) it," and 656 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,020 Jonathan Brown: just leaves it in the skate park." 657 00:26:40,290 --> 00:26:42,689 Brodie Pummeroy: Drop drunk things you've stole on a night out are great. 658 00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:45,330 Deano: Oh yeah. Actually, I've got one for you. A giant 659 00:26:45,330 --> 00:26:49,410 Deano: fiberglass to scale thing of Ronald McDonald. Do you remember 660 00:26:49,410 --> 00:26:51,270 Deano: in the old McDonald's where you could get a photo 661 00:26:51,270 --> 00:26:53,129 Deano: next to a fiberglass Ronald McDonald? 662 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:53,460 Jonathan Brown: Yeah. 663 00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:58,619 Deano: We pulled up a HiAce, undid it and stole the 664 00:26:58,619 --> 00:26:59,970 Deano: entire Ronald McDonald. 665 00:26:59,970 --> 00:27:00,359 Brodie Pummeroy: Really? 666 00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:01,771 Deano: Then tried to make a bong out of him. 667 00:27:01,771 --> 00:27:03,210 Brodie Pummeroy: Oh, that's nice. 668 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,850 Deano: Couldn't make it air tight; that's where the problem was. 669 00:27:05,940 --> 00:27:07,200 Deano: But that's the coolest thing I've stolen. 670 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:07,830 Jonathan Brown: Absolutely. 671 00:27:07,890 --> 00:27:10,169 Brodie Pummeroy: I once took a... It was actually from Crown Casino. It 672 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:15,179 Brodie Pummeroy: was, would've been six foot, a giant pink traffic cone. 673 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,350 Brodie Pummeroy: It was six foot and pink. 674 00:27:16,740 --> 00:27:17,040 Deano: Lovely. 675 00:27:17,430 --> 00:27:18,930 Brodie Pummeroy: We were carrying around this thing with us all night. 676 00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:20,250 Brodie Pummeroy: We left it outside the club, went in the club, 677 00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:22,139 Brodie Pummeroy: come back out and got it. This guy goes, " You 678 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,000 Brodie Pummeroy: know what? I will give you my phone for that 679 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,189 Brodie Pummeroy: traffic cone," because he loved it. We're like, " Great mate, we're going to profit a 680 00:27:26,850 --> 00:27:28,710 Brodie Pummeroy: phone here. All we have to do is give this cone 681 00:27:28,710 --> 00:27:30,780 Brodie Pummeroy: we don't want anymore." Then he gave us a phone, 682 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,000 Brodie Pummeroy: took the cone, we're like, " Beautiful," and then we looked at the 683 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,940 Brodie Pummeroy: phone, it was stolen. It was some girl's phone. We're like, "Oh yeah, fair enough." That's not a- 684 00:27:36,180 --> 00:27:36,540 Deano: Dog? 685 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:41,429 Campbell Brown: Well, there was a construction area near my house long 686 00:27:41,430 --> 00:27:43,919 Campbell Brown: time ago and I stole a no lines sign. I gave 687 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:45,239 Campbell Brown: it to one of my mates who was a bit 688 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:45,780 Campbell Brown: of a junkie. 689 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:47,701 Deano: That's nice. 690 00:27:47,701 --> 00:27:47,702 Campbell Brown: I don't think he appreciated it. 691 00:27:47,702 --> 00:27:49,980 Deano: So a reminder for him to clean up? 692 00:27:49,980 --> 00:27:51,359 Campbell Brown: Well, I was trying to help him. 693 00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,870 Jonathan Brown: I thought you were going to say that ATM machine from that 7-Eleven in Hawthorn. 694 00:27:54,870 --> 00:27:54,871 Deano: Slurpy gate. 695 00:27:54,871 --> 00:27:54,872 Campbell Brown: Slammed the gate. 696 00:27:54,872 --> 00:27:59,071 Jonathan Brown: " Slurpy gate." 697 00:27:59,071 --> 00:27:59,071 Brodie Pummeroy: The siege at 7-Eleven. 698 00:27:59,071 --> 00:27:59,909 Deano: You got anything? JB, you got anything? 699 00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:04,710 Jonathan Brown: I stole a CD one night in Airlie Beach from 700 00:28:04,710 --> 00:28:05,429 Jonathan Brown: someone's house. 701 00:28:05,430 --> 00:28:06,389 Deano: A compact disc? 702 00:28:06,450 --> 00:28:10,380 Jonathan Brown: A compact disc I stole. You want to know who 703 00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:10,859 Jonathan Brown: it was? 704 00:28:10,859 --> 00:28:11,250 Campbell Brown: Who? 705 00:28:12,990 --> 00:28:18,479 Jonathan Brown: It was Robbie Williams, it was the Swing album. 706 00:28:19,050 --> 00:28:19,139 Deano: Oh wow. 707 00:28:19,140 --> 00:28:23,369 Jonathan Brown: Not his regular Live at Knebworth or something like that. 708 00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:25,950 Jonathan Brown: It was the Robbie Williams Swing album, because I was staying 709 00:28:25,950 --> 00:28:28,440 Jonathan Brown: there with mates on a boat and got back there. 710 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:32,340 Jonathan Brown: It wasn't well received when I put it on the stereo. " 711 00:28:32,700 --> 00:28:33,810 Jonathan Brown: Don't worry, boys. We've got a CD." 712 00:28:34,530 --> 00:28:37,800 Deano: That officially is the shittiest theft I've ever heard about in 713 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:38,820 Deano: my life. Congratulations. 714 00:28:38,820 --> 00:28:41,001 Jonathan Brown: Imagine I'm going to get done for that. I go to (inaudible) 715 00:28:41,001 --> 00:28:42,510 Jonathan Brown: can end up with a conviction for that. 716 00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:47,400 Deano: Ads. Back in a second. Welcome back to Browny's podcast. Brodie. 717 00:28:48,870 --> 00:28:50,850 Brodie Pummeroy: Our boss at News Corp, Del, who we've spoken to 718 00:28:50,850 --> 00:28:54,030 Brodie Pummeroy: a couple of times, lovely fella, he spoke to me the other day and said, " 719 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:56,280 Brodie Pummeroy: You don't have a voicemail," so every time he calls 720 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,440 Brodie Pummeroy: me, it just rings through and it says, " This person 721 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,020 Brodie Pummeroy: is unavailable. Please leave a message." I'm thinking, that's probably 722 00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:04,050 Brodie Pummeroy: not the most professional look to have that, especially when corporate 723 00:29:04,050 --> 00:29:04,890 Brodie Pummeroy: people are trying to contact you." 724 00:29:04,950 --> 00:29:06,000 Deano: You're representing us. 725 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,290 Brodie Pummeroy: Exactly. So I thought that I'd ask Dog, a literal... 726 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:11,640 Campbell Brown: Wordsmith. 727 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:14,370 Brodie Pummeroy: The wordsmith, a man of the people, and I thought 728 00:29:14,370 --> 00:29:15,601 Brodie Pummeroy: that you could record my voicemail for me. 729 00:29:15,601 --> 00:29:15,602 Campbell Brown: Oh, I can if you want me to. 730 00:29:15,602 --> 00:29:17,002 Brodie Pummeroy: Okay. So just, after the tone, I'll (inaudible) . 731 00:29:16,710 --> 00:29:17,459 Campbell Brown: Any specific things you want me to say? 732 00:29:17,730 --> 00:29:24,660 Brodie Pummeroy: Just pretty much that remember this is a professional business, I'm 733 00:29:24,660 --> 00:29:28,260 Brodie Pummeroy: a professional man, and I need it to sound absolutely shmick shmack. All right? 734 00:29:28,860 --> 00:29:30,209 Deano: All right. Here's a little beep. 735 00:29:32,130 --> 00:29:37,740 Campbell Brown: Hi, you've called Brodie Pummeroy. I'm pretty self- absorbed so 736 00:29:37,740 --> 00:29:41,310 Campbell Brown: unless you're leaving me something that I can get out 737 00:29:41,310 --> 00:29:43,950 Campbell Brown: of it... Sorry. 738 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:51,991 Brodie Pummeroy: Oh no. 739 00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:52,080 Jonathan Brown: Come on, Dog. Let him start again. 740 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:59,671 Deano: He started getting wobbly. Okay, here we go. 741 00:29:59,671 --> 00:29:59,672 Jonathan Brown: That eyeball started moving around. 742 00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:00,210 Deano: Wait for the beep. 743 00:30:01,530 --> 00:30:06,840 Campbell Brown: Hi, I'm Brodie Pummeroy. I'm extremely unreliable and unprofessional, and self- 744 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,660 Campbell Brown: absorbed, so unless you are leaving me a message and I can 745 00:30:09,660 --> 00:30:12,300 Campbell Brown: get something out of it, do yourself a favor and 746 00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:14,970 Campbell Brown: don't because I won't be getting back to you. Push off. 747 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:17,400 Jonathan Brown: I like that. 748 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,140 Deano: How does that make you feel, Brods? 749 00:30:19,170 --> 00:30:20,310 Brodie Pummeroy: Oh, I regret asking. 750 00:30:22,770 --> 00:30:24,930 Jonathan Brown: I like that because, if people leave a message, they 751 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:26,370 Jonathan Brown: really need to leave it. 752 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:26,940 Deano: That's a good point. 753 00:30:26,940 --> 00:30:30,060 Jonathan Brown: So it pushes off all the (beep) randoms and people just 754 00:30:30,060 --> 00:30:30,421 Jonathan Brown: wasting your time. 755 00:30:30,421 --> 00:30:32,820 Campbell Brown: Yeah. "How was your weekend? Give me a call back." You 756 00:30:32,820 --> 00:30:33,720 Campbell Brown: don't want that sort of stuff? 757 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:34,710 Deano: Actually genius, brother. 758 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,240 Jonathan Brown: I think it's a great strategy, Dog. 759 00:30:36,540 --> 00:30:40,050 Campbell Brown: On my voice message, and this is legit, if you 760 00:30:40,050 --> 00:30:44,520 Campbell Brown: ring it and I hit, " Don't answer," it says, " I'm 761 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,050 Campbell Brown: busy." Have you heard that? 762 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:46,350 Deano: No. 763 00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:47,880 Campbell Brown: Ring me. 764 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,490 Jonathan Brown: Obviously you love us, because you haven't done it to us. 765 00:30:51,060 --> 00:30:54,450 Campbell Brown: I've never. I don't screen many calls, and it can 766 00:30:54,450 --> 00:30:56,430 Campbell Brown: be quite abrupt to some people, right? 767 00:30:56,430 --> 00:30:56,490 Jonathan Brown: Yeah. 768 00:30:56,730 --> 00:30:58,170 Deano: We're going to call it now and you are saying, 769 00:30:58,170 --> 00:31:01,680 Deano: if you cancel it, we'll get some... Here we go. 770 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:02,161 Jonathan Brown: It's only if you hit decline. 771 00:31:02,161 --> 00:31:02,701 Campbell Brown: If I hit decline. 772 00:31:04,110 --> 00:31:04,111 Jonathan Brown: Ready? 773 00:31:04,111 --> 00:31:04,112 Campbell Brown: I'm busy. 774 00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:04,113 Deano: There you go. That's awesome. 775 00:31:04,113 --> 00:31:04,113 Campbell Brown: I'm busy. 776 00:31:04,113 --> 00:31:06,840 Jonathan Brown: " I'm busy." 777 00:31:08,850 --> 00:31:09,120 Deano: That's so cool. Do you reckon? 778 00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:12,361 Campbell Brown: Like, "(beep) off, I'm busy." 779 00:31:12,361 --> 00:31:13,680 Jonathan Brown: " I'm busy." 780 00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:16,020 Campbell Brown: Call me another time. 781 00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:22,501 Jonathan Brown: You sound like the serial killer out of Silence of the Lambs. 782 00:31:22,501 --> 00:31:22,502 Brodie Pummeroy: Yeah, you do. Absolutely. 783 00:31:22,502 --> 00:31:22,503 Jonathan Brown: What's his name again? 784 00:31:22,503 --> 00:31:22,504 Brodie Pummeroy: It was Hannibal Lecter. 785 00:31:22,504 --> 00:31:25,380 Deano: A good bloke, a misunderstood man. Hey, what's happening on the couch tonight? 786 00:31:25,830 --> 00:31:28,950 Jonathan Brown: On the couch? I've got a great story. Patrick Bines, who was a West 787 00:31:28,950 --> 00:31:32,970 Jonathan Brown: Coast Eagles player, had a serious injury to his neck 788 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,660 Jonathan Brown: a few years back, and he's been through hell and 789 00:31:36,660 --> 00:31:39,660 Jonathan Brown: back. He ended up in the injecting rooms in Richmond. 790 00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:42,540 Jonathan Brown: He thought about ending his life. He's had about 18 791 00:31:42,990 --> 00:31:47,520 Jonathan Brown: operations and I'm just going to talk about the lack of 792 00:31:47,730 --> 00:31:50,640 Jonathan Brown: care, the insurance policy he had, and some of the 793 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:56,280 Jonathan Brown: issues around the Players Association and the AFL with players when they have a 794 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,380 Jonathan Brown: bad injury going forward throughout their life. 795 00:31:58,380 --> 00:32:00,630 Deano: So he was so bad he was on the heroin? 796 00:32:00,690 --> 00:32:02,910 Jonathan Brown: Ah, so confronting, on the morphine. 797 00:32:02,970 --> 00:32:03,270 Deano: Holy shit. 798 00:32:03,270 --> 00:32:06,060 Jonathan Brown: And still on a lot of painkillers. Just met him 799 00:32:06,060 --> 00:32:09,030 Jonathan Brown: actually this morning, before I came in here, and he's 800 00:32:09,030 --> 00:32:11,010 Jonathan Brown: going to come on tonight. Obviously met him and his father, 801 00:32:11,010 --> 00:32:15,000 Jonathan Brown: Glenn. They're going on a family holiday to Europe, but 802 00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:18,420 Jonathan Brown: Patrick can't go because he said, " I can't sit in 803 00:32:18,510 --> 00:32:20,490 Jonathan Brown: the plane seats for long enough to go over there, 804 00:32:20,490 --> 00:32:23,310 Jonathan Brown: and then obviously I would need physio and medical attention 805 00:32:23,460 --> 00:32:26,010 Jonathan Brown: when I arrived in Europe." This is a young man 806 00:32:26,010 --> 00:32:29,610 Jonathan Brown: in his mid twenties. That's going to be a fascinating interview for 10 or 15 807 00:32:29,610 --> 00:32:31,500 Jonathan Brown: minutes on the couch. Obviously, we'll cover all the other 808 00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:37,290 Jonathan Brown: stuff. I normally don't mention that about couch, but I just thought it's a really interesting story. Some of 809 00:32:37,290 --> 00:32:39,660 Jonathan Brown: the things he's told me already was quite confronting because 810 00:32:39,660 --> 00:32:42,600 Jonathan Brown: I was like, " Shit, I didn't realize I wasn't covered 811 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,002 Jonathan Brown: for that when I was playing (inaudible) ." 812 00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:47,550 Campbell Brown: It's one of the things in the AFL that probably needs 813 00:32:47,550 --> 00:32:49,500 Campbell Brown: to be really addressed, because you remember you and I went over 814 00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:53,280 Campbell Brown: to Perth and did a function for Beau Chatley. He was 815 00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:58,260 Campbell Brown: playing waffle at the time, but extremely difficult for players, even 816 00:32:58,260 --> 00:33:01,290 Campbell Brown: if they're insured, if they receive a serious or permanent 817 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:05,340 Campbell Brown: disability with their necks, Daniel Venables at the moment, with 818 00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:10,110 Campbell Brown: concussion, there are loopholes with insurance and things that they don't 819 00:33:10,170 --> 00:33:12,720 Campbell Brown: necessarily need to pay you out the maximum amount. 820 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:12,960 Deano: Dogs. 821 00:33:13,290 --> 00:33:15,120 Campbell Brown: We went over there on behalf of my old man 822 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:18,270 Campbell Brown: to raise money because he needed wheelchairs and lifts in 823 00:33:18,270 --> 00:33:23,070 Campbell Brown: his house, and just the general maintenance, which costs millions 824 00:33:23,070 --> 00:33:25,560 Campbell Brown: of dollars, and these insurance companies, even though you think 825 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:29,310 Campbell Brown: you're covered, aren't necessarily doing what they should, so it'd 826 00:33:29,310 --> 00:33:29,940 Campbell Brown: be fascinating. 827 00:33:30,870 --> 00:33:32,550 Deano: Hit up the couch. If you miss it, you can 828 00:33:32,550 --> 00:33:34,170 Deano: watch it anytime on Kayo. Catch up on it. 829 00:33:34,170 --> 00:33:37,020 Jonathan Brown: That's right. It starts at 18:30 tonight live and then obviously replayed 830 00:33:37,020 --> 00:33:40,590 Jonathan Brown: after that. I've got a bone to pick in relation 831 00:33:40,590 --> 00:33:41,520 Jonathan Brown: to my TV work. 832 00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:42,000 Deano: Yes? 833 00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:45,360 Jonathan Brown: A lot of accusations are getting thrown towards me that 834 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,990 Jonathan Brown: I'm now coloring my hair, including from my wife. This has 835 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,710 Jonathan Brown: been going on all season now. I'd grown the hair 836 00:33:52,710 --> 00:33:55,890 Jonathan Brown: out a little bit, my hairdresser didn't have her clippers, 837 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,350 Jonathan Brown: so she just left the hair a bit longer at 838 00:33:58,350 --> 00:33:59,880 Jonathan Brown: the start of the year. I've just rolled with that 839 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,250 Jonathan Brown: this year, but I go short on this. Every time 840 00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:04,500 Jonathan Brown: I have a haircut, I go short on the sides, 841 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:07,440 Jonathan Brown: it shows my gray hairs a little bit more. However, 842 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,020 Jonathan Brown: I'm getting a lot of messages, including this one from 843 00:34:10,020 --> 00:34:14,640 Jonathan Brown: Emma Hegsy on Instagram this morning saying, " For ( beep) sake, Browny, stop 844 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,969 Jonathan Brown: coloring your hair. You know what they say, never trust a 845 00:34:17,969 --> 00:34:20,580 Jonathan Brown: man who colors his hair." I thought it was, " Never 846 00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:23,250 Jonathan Brown: trust a man that doesn't have a drink," but anyway... " Your hair 847 00:34:23,250 --> 00:34:26,520 Jonathan Brown: is shaved shorter on your right temple, so your gray 848 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,190 Jonathan Brown: hairs are standing out like dogs balls on that side. 849 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:33,570 Jonathan Brown: Don't succumb to the pressure of superficial ( beep) knuckles." 850 00:34:35,370 --> 00:34:35,371 Campbell Brown: This is a great message. 851 00:34:35,371 --> 00:34:37,319 Jonathan Brown: "Be at one with your gray hairs." 852 00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:42,840 Campbell Brown: You're saying, categorically, you look us all in the eye, you are not rinsing your hair? 853 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,370 Jonathan Brown: No way. I'm not rinsing my hair. 854 00:34:44,730 --> 00:34:46,141 Deano: John, it does look a little bit chestnutty. 855 00:34:46,140 --> 00:34:48,210 Campbell Brown: It does, doesn't it? 856 00:34:48,210 --> 00:34:48,960 Deano: A little bit of chestnut. 857 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:52,169 Campbell Brown: Monday night, on the couch, it looked brown tinged. 858 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:55,440 Jonathan Brown: Well, my wife questioned whether they were spraying my hair, 859 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,719 Jonathan Brown: so I went in and asked the makeup girls. I said, " 860 00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:00,300 Jonathan Brown: Girls, if you put a bit of spray on the 861 00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:03,180 Jonathan Brown: hair, please tell me that doesn't have color in it." 862 00:35:03,180 --> 00:35:05,100 Jonathan Brown: I went and checked the can. 863 00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:05,489 Deano: You did? 864 00:35:05,790 --> 00:35:08,340 Jonathan Brown: I checked the hair spray cans to make sure that 865 00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:14,160 Jonathan Brown: they're all ( beep) neutral hairspray. Nothing. When I do shave my hair, it looks like I'm going bald 866 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,320 Jonathan Brown: a bit on top, but it's because I'm going gray, 867 00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:19,651 Jonathan Brown: but that's my only explanation as to why. 868 00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:21,960 Deano: Dog, you know when someone's guilty of something, they pipe up a 869 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,080 Deano: bit? You're very elevated, JB. 870 00:35:25,140 --> 00:35:27,600 Campbell Brown: I just wonder if it's like an internal stitch up 871 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:31,620 Campbell Brown: joke from all the makeup people in Fox, and then the end of the year, they'll go. " 872 00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:31,921 Campbell Brown: Oh, by the way, we've rinsed you." 873 00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:40,050 Jonathan Brown: I am starting to wonder that as well. What about the application to detail though, little Emma, on my right 874 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,040 Jonathan Brown: temple especially. 875 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:41,609 Deano: Yes. 876 00:35:41,610 --> 00:35:42,001 Campbell Brown: It was a good message. 877 00:35:42,001 --> 00:35:44,310 Brodie Pummeroy: Have I ever told you what my sister did one summer 878 00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:47,190 Brodie Pummeroy: when I kept on getting really dry skin? I was in the 879 00:35:47,190 --> 00:35:49,620 Brodie Pummeroy: beach a lot, whatnot. She goes, " Ah, use this moisturizer," 880 00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:51,239 Brodie Pummeroy: and this was when I was about 18, so just trying 881 00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:53,759 Brodie Pummeroy: to meet girls (inaudible) . She goes, " Here, apply this 882 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,830 Brodie Pummeroy: every day. Trust me, your skin will be nice, it'll 883 00:35:55,830 --> 00:35:59,100 Brodie Pummeroy: be moist. You'll look a million bucks." What she didn't 884 00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:02,070 Brodie Pummeroy: tell me is that it had tanning solution on it, and 885 00:36:02,070 --> 00:36:06,210 Brodie Pummeroy: I'm very white, so then I started having these random orange patches all 886 00:36:06,210 --> 00:36:06,510 Brodie Pummeroy: over my face. 887 00:36:06,510 --> 00:36:06,841 Deano: You're a flack face. 888 00:36:06,841 --> 00:36:10,530 Brodie Pummeroy: Essentially. Then I tried to pick up a girl at 889 00:36:10,530 --> 00:36:12,839 Brodie Pummeroy: a Marine once, ages and years ago, and she said, " 890 00:36:13,110 --> 00:36:14,310 Brodie Pummeroy: Are you wearing fake tan?" 891 00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:15,299 Deano: Stunning. 892 00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,850 Brodie Pummeroy: Mate, it was one of the greatest gags she's ever got. 893 00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:19,290 Campbell Brown: You're not using it anymore? 894 00:36:19,350 --> 00:36:19,650 Brodie Pummeroy: No. 895 00:36:19,860 --> 00:36:21,660 Campbell Brown: I can notice a lot of eczema around your face. 896 00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:22,650 Brodie Pummeroy: Oh, thanks man. 897 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:27,870 Deano: Shout out to the WhatsApp crew. If you've stolen anything wild, let 898 00:36:27,870 --> 00:36:29,910 Deano: us know on the WhatsApp thread. We'll mention it next poddy. 899 00:36:30,060 --> 00:36:30,510 Deano: That's it. 900 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:31,290 Jonathan Brown: Great. 901 00:36:31,410 --> 00:36:33,001 Brodie Pummeroy: See you later. That was fun. 902 00:36:33,001 --> 00:36:33,002 Jonathan Brown: Magnamicent. 903 00:36:33,002 --> 00:36:33,212 Deano: Magnamicent.