WEBVTT - Best of 2024 - The Unintentionally Sexy Things Men Do 0:00:01.560 --> 0:00:05.320 Get morning every day, Adelaide. 0:00:11.200 --> 0:00:15.160 Really chat, let's chat. It is so time for it. 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:17.320 Let's go girl. 0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:22.040 As always joining us for chick Chat is Andrew Fisher Hayes. 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:25.520 We also have producer Zoe on the mic. Good MORNINGE. 0:00:25.560 --> 0:00:28.400 Can you if you introduced me to you can leave 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:28.640 me out. 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:31.960 I'm in some sort of leadership position via chick Chat 0:00:32.600 --> 0:00:33.480 being the leadership group. 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:35.080 You can be whatever you want to be. 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:37.040 Your vice captain. Sure, okay, thank you. 0:00:37.479 --> 0:00:40.280 And our very special guest for chick Chat this week. 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:44.000 We love her to be. It's please put your hands 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:46.680 together with the beautiful Tiff Warm from ten years ago. 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:54.480 She is dressed in teal and it's about. 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:55.240 It's about. 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:58.720 We chick chat with alarming regularity during a day, So 0:00:58.800 --> 0:00:59.880 I just thought, why not get. 0:00:59.720 --> 0:01:01.840 A part paid for it? 0:01:02.160 --> 0:01:06.839 You know? Okay, talking this morning about those quirky little 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:10.920 things that men do make you a little bit hot 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:12.000 under the collar. 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:16.399 If you know, take some notes, boy, because I am 0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:18.559 just those things. 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:19.560 Do you want me to kick us off? 0:01:19.720 --> 0:01:20.000 Goodman? 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:24.600 Okay? So my husband is a very sexy man, talks 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:26.600 real fast, super quick. 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:31.919 However, is an absolute jet with an Excel spreadsheet. 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:33.360 God, it makes me tell me. 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:37.280 He can take some numbers, He'll punch them in and 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:40.200 he just organizes our finances and our life. 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:42.039 Oh, Gregory, it's beautiful. 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:45.440 Holiday like does he do holiday XL all the. 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:49.960 Excels whatever you need. He's dedicated for all your excel needs. 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:52.720 Worry about that melting over? 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:56.240 Is it also a turn on to tell you that 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:57.840 I don't even know how to turn a computer on. 0:01:58.600 --> 0:02:00.880 No, I hardly know how to text. 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:01.600 No. 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:06.040 Sometimes when I post stories on Instagram, I ask my wife, 0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:06.840 how do I do. 0:02:06.720 --> 0:02:09.680 That that gets her going? 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:11.639 Alright? 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:12.840 Produces ae? What you got? 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:16.800 I love when I go for my little solo coffees 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:18.600 on the weekend and there's a bloke there with a dog. 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:21.480 All you have to do is own a dog ten 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:24.880 times hotter my, I think that's a cat. 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:28.240 Sorry. 0:02:28.680 --> 0:02:32.040 My housemate Edward is single, and he went and borrowed 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:34.840 his brother's puppy this weekend to take it to the 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:36.480 cafes to try and pick up women. 0:02:36.880 --> 0:02:39.200 What can I ask this? What about a man with 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:39.800 the baby? 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:42.480 Because I swear to God, my husband used to take 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:44.720 a newborn in the pouch down to the coals at 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:47.920 the avenue purely just to have all the women go, 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:49.560 oh yeah, god. 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:51.280 It's nice to look at, but it's not really an 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:53.880 option if you're shacked up with a kid, whereas a 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:54.880 dog you can be single. 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:58.200 Yeah that's true. Okay, that's nice. All right, I'm really 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:01.640 excited about this riddle with this going. Then you've had 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:03.639 a shower that's not the sexy bit. 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:09.359 You get the squeegee, Yes, squeeging the shower. 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:16.160 Screen, because you know what's not sexy. Limescale is very. 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:18.880 Very where we're going with this. 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:21.960 All of a sudden, you ask me at the squeegee 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:22.400 because you. 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:23.959 Know, I was about to say, you lost me because 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:24.680 you don't know what it is. 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:27.919 There's no squege in our shower. Well it should be. 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:31.480 So you've got limescale, which is not sexy limescale city. 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:34.840 Wait, do you have already made squeegee in your shower 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:36.080 for some such occasion? 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:39.000 I don't, Joelder. 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:44.640 And also my parents, which. 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:49.480 Less sexy from allan, but nonetheless I'm sure Linda loves it. 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:59.760 We have too squeeges in our shower. Crazy squeeze alert. 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:03.040 I have to showers, You've got to. I'm gonna need 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:06.200 another shower with all this squeegee shower. I'm going to 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:07.279 need to be squeegee. 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:08.720 It's not traditional. 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:10.040 Will just ring you out? 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:13.400 Thirteen twenty four ten. Maybe the hot things that men 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:15.880 do that are just a little bit, you know, out 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:18.479 of the ordinary, it's not traditionally, A good bod and 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:19.400 maybe a nice face. 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:21.719 Maybe those little things that really get you into the zone. 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:24.839 We will take mowing the lawn with your shirt off 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:28.040 as well. I'm happy to take that, and I will 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:30.080 also accept the good God and the rock and face. 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:33.600 Well, I'm on the human What if you're I don't know, say, 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:35.800 Donald Trump, U out the front of the White House? 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:37.680 Why would you do that? 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:39.520 Would you a good space? 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:41.320 Were getting some rays. 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:44.600 We were in such a good headspace and you had 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:46.040 to Donald Trumps. 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:48.600 Isn't this nice? The first time you two have teamed 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:49.159 up against me? 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:54.240 This is a moment. Thirteen twenty four ten. Give us 0:04:54.279 --> 0:04:57.039 a call, maybe some of those hot things that men 0:04:57.120 --> 0:04:58.560 do that aren't quite traditional. 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:05.320 Will take your calls next? Really sure? 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:10.000 It is so time for ah, let's go girl. 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:13.880 We're talking those quirky, left of center things that men 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:15.920 do that are strangely hot. 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:17.680 Yeah, do you mind if I take some notes with 0:05:17.720 --> 0:05:20.479 these things? Yeah, because I know what doesn't turn my 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:22.080 wife on. Okay, let me give you a couple of 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:22.719 quick examples. 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:23.040 Go on them. 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:25.120 She gave me some feedback the other day which I 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:26.920 didn't realize I do. But each and every night when 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:28.800 I make a cup of tea, I leave the tea 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:31.240 spoon right next to the kettle, and there's always a 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:33.479 little bit of tea on there. So Carra says she 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:36.120 gets to wake up the next morning and to clean 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:38.159 it up. Sometimes there's an ant or two just feasting. 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:39.920 Why do you do that? 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:41.279 Lord? Do it? So? 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:43.960 Can't you adult and clean up after yourself? It's your 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:45.680 cup of tea. It's not your job to clean up. 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:46.720 You know I was doing that. 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:49.560 Also, she loves it when I turn the shower on, 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:51.520 then get distraped and do something else, and showers be 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:52.839 running for a good four to five minutes. 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:55.440 Yea, and every single time it's like a shell water. 0:05:55.800 --> 0:05:57.200 Yeah all right. 0:05:57.279 --> 0:06:02.240 So the key takeaway is do everything that Hazy does, 0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:04.760 do do the opposite, you know what I mean? 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:07.840 The key taker is give me some advice on how 0:06:07.880 --> 0:06:09.239 to finally attract my wife. 0:06:09.360 --> 0:06:11.960 Yes, that would be nice, okay. Thirteen twenty four ten. 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:13.719 When taking your calls this morning. Let's go to Taylor 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:14.400 from Woodcroft. 0:06:14.400 --> 0:06:18.320 Good morning, Taylor, money, okay, tell us what gets you 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:19.280 all hot and bothered? 0:06:20.200 --> 0:06:20.400 Oh? 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:24.359 Just the way my partner like reverse parts so smoothly, 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:27.360 the arms behind the pair. Yeah, and he. 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:28.320 Just comes it in one go. 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:30.680 Yeah, done right. 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:33.960 Do you know what reverse parking is so intimidating? So 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:36.800 if you can do it with confidence? She's do you 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:38.080 know I understand why. 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:39.240 That would be quanti Taylor? 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:41.159 Does he always nail it first time? 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:42.440 Yeah? 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:44.479 Every fact that is sexy. I'm with you. 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:45.279 I'm with you both. 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:47.920 Thank you for your call. Stacey from Lynde Dot, good morning. 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:48.560 What is it? 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:52.560 Very similar when I put the hand on the back 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:56.880 of the passenger's seat and the aggressive for avers like 0:06:57.360 --> 0:07:02.000 with the other hand, it's like fast aggressive Yeah. 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:04.840 I like it sasic and almost like sometimes so. 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:06.960 The hands up on the chair and then the other 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:09.279 hand they use their palm. 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:09.920 To like turn the wheel. 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:17.640 Yeah, and that turns you ladies, you guys are. 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:22.760 I get it? I get it? Taylor and Stacy, I 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:23.880 completely understood. 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:26.240 Good morning Allie, good morning. 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:27.400 How are we We're good? 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:27.720 Okay? 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:28.600 What does your partner do? 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:35.080 He does many things. But I'm one of the very 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:38.240 lucky ones. But when you've got three girls and you're 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:41.040 just wanting us sleep in and he brings in an 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:47.800 almond Mocker like chocolate ratio with coffee, perfect, not asked for, 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:50.320 he just does it. And then you get up and 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:53.400 breakfast is being made and he's standing there over that 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:57.360 stove cooked nose baking and eggs. Honestly, yeah, it's a 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:57.880 good feeling. 0:07:58.280 --> 0:08:01.040 Else, I bet you he's got a ten pack as well. 0:08:01.080 --> 0:08:03.920 He's he's holding your kid's hand while he's doing it. 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:05.440 It almost feels like a pace card. 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:08.920 Look, I hate her break first that bubble. He does 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:09.880 have a bit of a dad pod. 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:12.800 That's okay, but I love him for it. 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:15.520 Ali, that's really nice. 0:08:15.560 --> 0:08:18.520 And I will take your partner and I will lower 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:21.480 the standard with my husband who on Sunday morning, not 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:23.720 only did he not let me sleep in, but he 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:27.320 hit snooze four times on his seven thirty am alarm 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:30.320 on a Sunday morning, Andrew, which is the only morning 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:31.120 I get to sleep in. 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:32.320 Ali, Yeah, what a pick. 0:08:32.480 --> 0:08:38.760 Yeah, you're very lucky, Allie, You're very lucky. Indeed, Oh 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:40.520 there you go. Lots to live up there, there boys, 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:45.360 good luck, we'll start trying Carmel. Some good news for 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:48.719 all the people out there who like words, there is 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:53.160 there is a brand new word of the year, producers. 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:55.000 So he is in because she is the skipper of 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:58.560 generation Z. Let's get straight to it. The word of 0:08:58.640 --> 0:09:01.240 the year is. 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:04.120 Bratt. 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:08.200 Sorry, what go on? 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:12.840 Is a feeling that's washing over me and it's Oh, 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:13.720 it's underwhelming. 0:09:13.760 --> 0:09:14.880 It's very underwhelming. 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:16.600 There is nothing underwhelming about Brash. 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:17.960 I can explain it for us, all right. 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:21.240 Bratt nearly defined in twenty twenty four as being characterized 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:25.040 by a confident, independent, independent, and hedonistic attitude. 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:28.920 Oh it's an adjective. Yeah, you gotta work with me. 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:31.040 So it's almost it's almost like live in the moment. 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:35.280 Take the best out came from Charlie XCX our Queen Bratt, 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:39.960 which we all remember the Apple Dance Summer Brat Summer 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:43.439 an exciting news Australia. We are nearly at Bratt summer. 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:45.439 The rest of the world has been living it while 0:09:45.440 --> 0:09:46.080 we've been in winter. 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:48.839 But it's did you do a Brat European summer? 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:50.960 I did do a Brat European summer. It wasn't very 0:09:50.960 --> 0:09:52.640 Brady though, So. 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:54.440 Bradie is like, why weren't you Brady? 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:58.200 Brat summer is like the heat in it, like centual, 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:02.040 you know, Oh, it's really being independent and confident in yourself. 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:06.880 It's pretty much. So it's a horny summer, maybe a 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:07.720 man eating summer. 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:16.080 That's sort of Google just learning in a crumb. 0:10:16.440 --> 0:10:18.839 And yeah, so. 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:21.240 That's the word of the year, which I mean in 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:23.160 the past we've seen words like yolo and stuff make 0:10:23.200 --> 0:10:24.839 it sore with that surprise that brad is the word 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:25.240 of you. 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:28.199 You're our little resident feminist. Is it a good empowering 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:28.960 word for girls? 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:29.240 Yeah? 0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:32.000 I love a good brat because you're choosing to be 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:34.440 a brad. It's not it's like reclaiming the word. You know, 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:36.840 brat in the past is like, oh, she's such a brat. 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:38.679 This is like, yeah, I'm a brat, right, okay, can 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:40.559 you please use it in a sentence. 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:42.160 I can't wait for my bright summer? 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:45.160 Oh okay, that works? What about this the word of 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:45.439 the year? 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:51.920 Brat sucks stills to come with Jodie one night. 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:54.959 You're just chucking sentences around. See what works? Then you 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:57.520 the education very well, it's good. Have a brad Day. 0:10:57.559 --> 0:10:58.880 It's going to go back to my brat booth. 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:02.120 That works as well. 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:05.080 A couple of minutes time, let's play Noah's Birthday. Paid 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:07.480 a chance for you just score one thousand bucks just 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:08.880 for having a birth just one last time. 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:13.720 And weren't there Bratt dolls? Yeah, rights with the z. 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:16.640 But they're the same vibe Yeah, lexy cute, popular boot 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:17.120 got it? 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:18.520 So what's they got to do with Jeffrey Damon? 0:11:18.920 --> 0:11:20.160 Nothing? 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:21.120 None of this has anything. 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:25.800 So the dolls, now, that's a joke. 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:30.040 That was a joke. That's a joke, joke, a terrible joke. 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:34.520 Wants yes, please play. That's what we do. 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:34.880 Thanks. 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:36.240 If you're just tuning you for the first time. 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:38.719 Each and every Monday, we do the Monday Morning joke 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:42.760 because we believe wholeheartedly the best way to start your 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:43.960 week is with a future. 0:11:43.960 --> 0:11:44.920 It's just a little bit of humor. 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:47.360 Sure, mate, juices all you want to kick yourself? 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:48.079 I think so? 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:48.400 All right? 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:48.679 Go on? 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:50.719 Then what did the bra say to that? 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:53.920 You? 0:11:53.960 --> 0:11:55.319 Go on ahead, I'll give these. 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:55.680 To a lift. 0:11:57.960 --> 0:11:59.720 Come on, it's a practical joke. 0:12:04.160 --> 0:12:06.360 Let me take you into the classroom. Because a kindergarten 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:08.760 teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:12.360 of the word definitely. To make sure the students have 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:14.360 a good understanding of the words, she asks them to 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:16.760 use it in a sentence. A kid puts up her 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:18.959 hand and the teacher says, yes, go And she says 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:21.600 the sky is definitely blue, and the teacher says, well, 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:24.520 that is an entirely correct because sometimes it's gray and cloudy. 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:29.400 Another student says grass is definitely green. Teacher again replies, 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:32.200 if grass doesn't get enough water, it turns brown, so 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:36.680 that isn't entirely correct either, And then little Billy puts 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:42.040 up his hand. Billy Billy says, defarts have lumps, and 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:44.400 the teacher looks at Billy and says that isn't really 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:45.320 a question you want. 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:47.360 To ask in a class discussion, but no. 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:51.080 It doesn't, and Billy replies, then I definitely just shit 0:12:51.160 --> 0:12:51.559 my pets. 0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:01.160 Really shitting yourself. 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:03.240 Single time? 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:06.640 All right, what I'm Billy? 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:06.960 Like me? 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:07.600 Well, I'm Billy. 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:10.280 Well, I'm billy the antics of billy every single time 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:12.320 he gets it, and I'll finish it off. A guy 0:13:12.320 --> 0:13:14.480 walks into a bar and says, hey, bartender, if I 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:16.720 show you something incredible, can I have a free drink? 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:19.480 The bartender thinks for a second and says, okay, but 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:21.880 it would have to be something I've never seen before. 0:13:22.240 --> 0:13:23.880 The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:27.080 box and reveals a man who's less than a foot tall, 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:30.400 along with a tiny minichi piano. A tiny man then 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:32.760 starts playing at The bartender couldn't believe he serves a 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:35.160 man he's free drink, and he says, that is incredible. 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:36.680 Where did you find this little guy? 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:40.200 The man says, well, I can tell you, but you'll 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:42.920 have to give me another free drink. The bartender says, yeah, 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:45.839 that's fine. Hours now tell me so. The man says, well, 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:49.000 behind your bar out the back is a genie giving out. 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:50.600 Free wishes to anyone who asks him. 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:52.800 The bartender quickly gives a man his free drink, then 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:55.000 rushes out the back to see the genie. The man 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:56.800 takes another couple of SIPs of his drink before the 0:13:56.840 --> 0:14:00.000 bartender suddenly returned, slamming the back door on a way 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:03.880 of ducks. The bartender then says, I think the journey 0:14:03.920 --> 0:14:05.600 must be going deaf or something. I asked the jenny 0:14:05.640 --> 0:14:08.240 for a million bucks. He then snapped his fingers and 0:14:08.320 --> 0:14:11.120 a million ducks appeared. The man says, yeah, that definitely 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:12.840 makes sense. Do you really think that I went up 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:24.080 to him and wished for a ten inch penist? It's 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:29.200 a true story, I am the man. Jody revealed to 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:32.200 us why she can probably never go back to her 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:33.000 local coals. 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:36.880 Picture me in coals, bent over as far as you 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:40.720 can bend, as Summer was off looking for all her 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:41.520 gluten freak. 0:14:44.760 --> 0:14:50.640 If she goes, you've split your pets. 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:55.560 You know that old expression. They were split from a holder. 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:57.160 You know what they were? 0:14:57.640 --> 0:15:01.080 They really were full front of the PI call frontal 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:02.080 now front. 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:06.160 From the wow coletely exposed, no unbelievable scenes, no with 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:10.760 shoppers had to lie down because they just lost all 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:12.040 control of all their senses. 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:14.320 Really okay, Well, firstly. 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:18.840 One lady died. That's too far, that's too far. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:20.960 So first it wasn't the frontier, wasn't the back, and 0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:23.320 it was perfectly aligned with the scene, which was right 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:26.200 on my butt crack. I've returned to the scene of 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:29.280 the crime. Oh yeah, find they let me in, So 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:32.200 that was a good start. Any feedback A few raised eyebrows? 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:34.280 Okay, I was going to say in suspicious looks. 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:35.160 Yeah. 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:38.080 Carmela on the check out was like, oh, brave, brave 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:39.000 of you to come back here. 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:44.560 You there's the girl who was flashing her She's back. 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:45.640 Yeah. 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:50.680 I'm sure I'm not alone in this space of accidentally flashing. Allies, yes, 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:52.920 I do. Twenty four ten and give us a call. 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:55.120 If you've ever accidentally flashed, please when. 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:57.280 Did you flash? I think it would happen to most 0:15:57.360 --> 0:16:00.160 people at least once or twice. Where I mean, if 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:02.520 it's loose fitting boxes or something like that, who knows. 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:05.880 Sometimes you can just absolutely expose yourself and sometimes it 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:09.000 stays in your brain for the rest of your life. 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:13.120 As youngsters, we would go to a place called Mollymook 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:16.440 and that's about three hours south of Sydney on the beach, 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:19.960 huge event for the Hayes kids. And I remember we 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:21.760 don't think o the beach once a year. We're from 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:23.440 the country. And I remember I must have been in 0:16:23.480 --> 0:16:25.800 prime school, have been eight or nine years old, and 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:28.640 I remember seeing my mum come out of the surf 0:16:28.920 --> 0:16:32.320 and obviously a lot of waves was bashing around and in. 0:16:32.360 --> 0:16:37.600 Her first is not used to the tumultuous sea's. 0:16:37.000 --> 0:16:38.840 Very very valuptuous woman as well, it must be said. 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:43.000 Oh really, and look, obviously, when you're bashing and crashing 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:45.080 in the waves, you just don't know, you don't get 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:48.120 a feel for what's in what's out. And I remember 0:16:48.160 --> 0:16:50.640 seeing Mom come out of the surf and it's absolutely 0:16:50.720 --> 0:16:57.880 packed and there was a full right breast exposed. And 0:16:57.920 --> 0:17:02.360 I remember myself, along with all the others kids on 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:04.960 the page, just what is going on? 0:17:05.520 --> 0:17:10.000 Why she's so comfortable? And I'm going bomb, Mom, your boom. 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:14.439 And Mum looking down, I've never seen anything like it. 0:17:14.800 --> 0:17:17.399 Mum looking down. She almost launched off into space. 0:17:18.480 --> 0:17:20.920 She was she was so shocked. 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:23.600 She did this sort of half spin thing where she 0:17:23.840 --> 0:17:25.639 did like a white eighty and sort of hit the 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:28.199 deck and then put her back in like did a 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:33.399 roll onto her feet. Incredible scenes on Molly Mole Beach. 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:36.320 They almost called the police, They certainly called the lifeguard. 0:17:36.320 --> 0:17:40.520 Henw what tod he fled? Thirteen twenty four to ten? 0:17:41.160 --> 0:17:44.040 When did you accidentally flash? Give us a call and 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:46.120 let's make Jodie Ordio just feel a little bit better. 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:47.680 We can get djre Hayes on the phone. 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:52.080 What I would give for that audio of eight year 0:17:52.080 --> 0:17:58.840 old Andrew going, mom, mom, you boom the boom? 0:18:00.840 --> 0:18:05.120 Have you absolutely accidentally rather flashed yourself in public? It happens, 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:09.240 It happens all the time. Unfortunately, Jodes, you're a recent victim. 0:18:09.280 --> 0:18:10.960 Happened to me in front of my eleven year old too. 0:18:11.040 --> 0:18:12.960 And just you know how you just told that story 0:18:13.000 --> 0:18:15.359 about didre Hayes and her boom flopping out at the beach. 0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:17.679 Yes, and now traumatize myself and every other kid on 0:18:17.680 --> 0:18:17.920 the beach. 0:18:18.440 --> 0:18:20.399 I've just done that to my eleven year old daughter. 0:18:21.720 --> 0:18:24.440 Oh my gosh, how lovely you created an everlasting memory. 0:18:24.600 --> 0:18:29.000 Oh good on me, on me the picture of her 0:18:29.080 --> 0:18:33.080 mother bending over in front of the brand new Smeg 0:18:33.200 --> 0:18:35.440 knife blocks that you can redeem points to buy the knives. 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:37.760