Speaker 1: Get morning every day, Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Really chat, let's chat. It is so time for it.
Speaker 1: Let's go girl.
Speaker 3: As always joining us for chick Chat is Andrew Fisher Hayes.
Speaker 3: We also have producer Zoe on the mic. Good MORNINGE.
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Speaker 3: You know? Okay, talking this morning about those quirky little
Speaker 3: things that men do make you a little bit hot
Speaker 3: under the collar.
Speaker 5: If you know, take some notes, boy, because I am
Speaker 5: just those things.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to kick us off?
Speaker 3: Goodman?
Speaker 2: Okay? So my husband is a very sexy man, talks
Speaker 2: real fast, super quick.
Speaker 3: However, is an absolute jet with an Excel spreadsheet.
Speaker 2: God, it makes me tell me.
Speaker 3: He can take some numbers, He'll punch them in and
Speaker 3: he just organizes our finances and our life.
Speaker 2: Oh, Gregory, it's beautiful.
Speaker 6: Holiday like does he do holiday XL all the.
Speaker 3: Excels whatever you need. He's dedicated for all your excel needs.
Speaker 1: Worry about that melting over?
Speaker 4: Is it also a turn on to tell you that
Speaker 4: I don't even know how to turn a computer on.
Speaker 1: No, I hardly know how to text.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 4: Sometimes when I post stories on Instagram, I ask my wife,
Speaker 4: how do I do.
Speaker 2: That that gets her going?
Speaker 3: Alright?
Speaker 2: Produces ae? What you got?
Speaker 6: I love when I go for my little solo coffees
Speaker 6: on the weekend and there's a bloke there with a dog.
Speaker 6: All you have to do is own a dog ten
Speaker 6: times hotter my, I think that's a cat.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 6: My housemate Edward is single, and he went and borrowed
Speaker 6: his brother's puppy this weekend to take it to the
Speaker 6: cafes to try and pick up women.
Speaker 2: What can I ask this? What about a man with
Speaker 2: the baby?
Speaker 3: Because I swear to God, my husband used to take
Speaker 3: a newborn in the pouch down to the coals at
Speaker 3: the avenue purely just to have all the women go,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, god.
Speaker 6: It's nice to look at, but it's not really an
Speaker 6: option if you're shacked up with a kid, whereas a
Speaker 6: dog you can be single.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's true. Okay, that's nice. All right, I'm really
Speaker 2: excited about this riddle with this going. Then you've had
Speaker 2: a shower that's not the sexy bit.
Speaker 6: You get the squeegee, Yes, squeeging the shower.
Speaker 2: Screen, because you know what's not sexy. Limescale is very.
Speaker 1: Very where we're going with this.
Speaker 6: All of a sudden, you ask me at the squeegee
Speaker 6: because you.
Speaker 2: Know, I was about to say, you lost me because
Speaker 2: you don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: There's no squege in our shower. Well it should be.
Speaker 1: So you've got limescale, which is not sexy limescale city.
Speaker 3: Wait, do you have already made squeegee in your shower
Speaker 3: for some such occasion?
Speaker 1: I don't, Joelder.
Speaker 2: And also my parents, which.
Speaker 3: Less sexy from allan, but nonetheless I'm sure Linda loves it.
Speaker 6: We have too squeeges in our shower. Crazy squeeze alert.
Speaker 2: I have to showers, You've got to. I'm gonna need
Speaker 2: another shower with all this squeegee shower. I'm going to
Speaker 2: need to be squeegee.
Speaker 1: It's not traditional.
Speaker 2: Will just ring you out?
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten. Maybe the hot things that men
Speaker 4: do that are just a little bit, you know, out
Speaker 4: of the ordinary, it's not traditionally, A good bod and
Speaker 4: maybe a nice face.
Speaker 1: Maybe those little things that really get you into the zone.
Speaker 3: We will take mowing the lawn with your shirt off
Speaker 3: as well. I'm happy to take that, and I will
Speaker 3: also accept the good God and the rock and face.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm on the human What if you're I don't know, say,
Speaker 4: Donald Trump, U out the front of the White House?
Speaker 1: Why would you do that?
Speaker 2: Would you a good space?
Speaker 1: Were getting some rays.
Speaker 3: We were in such a good headspace and you had
Speaker 3: to Donald Trumps.
Speaker 1: Isn't this nice? The first time you two have teamed
Speaker 1: up against me?
Speaker 4: This is a moment. Thirteen twenty four ten. Give us
Speaker 4: a call, maybe some of those hot things that men
Speaker 4: do that aren't quite traditional.
Speaker 1: Will take your calls next? Really sure?
Speaker 2: It is so time for ah, let's go girl.
Speaker 3: We're talking those quirky, left of center things that men
Speaker 3: do that are strangely hot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you mind if I take some notes with
Speaker 4: these things? Yeah, because I know what doesn't turn my
Speaker 4: wife on. Okay, let me give you a couple of
Speaker 4: quick examples.
Speaker 3: Go on them.
Speaker 4: She gave me some feedback the other day which I
Speaker 4: didn't realize I do. But each and every night when
Speaker 4: I make a cup of tea, I leave the tea
Speaker 4: spoon right next to the kettle, and there's always a
Speaker 4: little bit of tea on there. So Carra says she
Speaker 4: gets to wake up the next morning and to clean
Speaker 4: it up. Sometimes there's an ant or two just feasting.
Speaker 2: Why do you do that?
Speaker 3: Lord? Do it? So?
Speaker 2: Can't you adult and clean up after yourself? It's your
Speaker 2: cup of tea. It's not your job to clean up.
Speaker 1: You know I was doing that.
Speaker 4: Also, she loves it when I turn the shower on,
Speaker 4: then get distraped and do something else, and showers be
Speaker 4: running for a good four to five minutes.
Speaker 1: Yea, and every single time it's like a shell water.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right.
Speaker 3: So the key takeaway is do everything that Hazy does,
Speaker 3: do do the opposite, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: The key taker is give me some advice on how
Speaker 4: to finally attract my wife.
Speaker 3: Yes, that would be nice, okay. Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: When taking your calls this morning. Let's go to Taylor
Speaker 3: from Woodcroft.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Taylor, money, okay, tell us what gets you
Speaker 2: all hot and bothered?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 8: Just the way my partner like reverse parts so smoothly,
Speaker 8: the arms behind the pair. Yeah, and he.
Speaker 1: Just comes it in one go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, done right.
Speaker 4: Do you know what reverse parking is so intimidating? So
Speaker 4: if you can do it with confidence? She's do you
Speaker 4: know I understand why.
Speaker 1: That would be quanti Taylor?
Speaker 2: Does he always nail it first time?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Every fact that is sexy. I'm with you.
Speaker 3: I'm with you both.
Speaker 2: Thank you for your call. Stacey from Lynde Dot, good morning.
Speaker 9: What is it?
Speaker 10: Very similar when I put the hand on the back
Speaker 10: of the passenger's seat and the aggressive for avers like
Speaker 10: with the other hand, it's like fast aggressive Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like it sasic and almost like sometimes so.
Speaker 3: The hands up on the chair and then the other
Speaker 3: hand they use their palm.
Speaker 2: To like turn the wheel.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that turns you ladies, you guys are.
Speaker 2: I get it? I get it? Taylor and Stacy, I
Speaker 2: completely understood.
Speaker 3: Good morning Allie, good morning.
Speaker 1: How are we We're good?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: What does your partner do?
Speaker 7: He does many things. But I'm one of the very
Speaker 7: lucky ones. But when you've got three girls and you're
Speaker 7: just wanting us sleep in and he brings in an
Speaker 7: almond Mocker like chocolate ratio with coffee, perfect, not asked for,
Speaker 7: he just does it. And then you get up and
Speaker 7: breakfast is being made and he's standing there over that
Speaker 7: stove cooked nose baking and eggs. Honestly, yeah, it's a
Speaker 7: good feeling.
Speaker 1: Else, I bet you he's got a ten pack as well.
Speaker 4: He's he's holding your kid's hand while he's doing it.
Speaker 1: It almost feels like a pace card.
Speaker 7: Look, I hate her break first that bubble. He does
Speaker 7: have a bit of a dad pod.
Speaker 8: That's okay, but I love him for it.
Speaker 2: Ali, that's really nice.
Speaker 3: And I will take your partner and I will lower
Speaker 3: the standard with my husband who on Sunday morning, not
Speaker 3: only did he not let me sleep in, but he
Speaker 3: hit snooze four times on his seven thirty am alarm
Speaker 3: on a Sunday morning, Andrew, which is the only morning
Speaker 3: I get to sleep in.
Speaker 1: Ali, Yeah, what a pick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're very lucky, Allie, You're very lucky. Indeed, Oh
Speaker 4: there you go. Lots to live up there, there boys,
Speaker 4: good luck, we'll start trying Carmel. Some good news for
Speaker 4: all the people out there who like words, there is
Speaker 4: there is a brand new word of the year, producers.
Speaker 4: So he is in because she is the skipper of
Speaker 4: generation Z. Let's get straight to it. The word of
Speaker 4: the year is.
Speaker 2: Bratt.
Speaker 1: Sorry, what go on?
Speaker 3: Is a feeling that's washing over me and it's Oh,
Speaker 3: it's underwhelming.
Speaker 1: It's very underwhelming.
Speaker 6: There is nothing underwhelming about Brash.
Speaker 2: I can explain it for us, all right.
Speaker 6: Bratt nearly defined in twenty twenty four as being characterized
Speaker 6: by a confident, independent, independent, and hedonistic attitude.
Speaker 2: Oh it's an adjective. Yeah, you gotta work with me.
Speaker 2: So it's almost it's almost like live in the moment.
Speaker 6: Take the best out came from Charlie XCX our Queen Bratt,
Speaker 6: which we all remember the Apple Dance Summer Brat Summer
Speaker 6: an exciting news Australia. We are nearly at Bratt summer.
Speaker 6: The rest of the world has been living it while
Speaker 6: we've been in winter.
Speaker 2: But it's did you do a Brat European summer?
Speaker 6: I did do a Brat European summer. It wasn't very
Speaker 6: Brady though, So.
Speaker 2: Bradie is like, why weren't you Brady?
Speaker 6: Brat summer is like the heat in it, like centual,
Speaker 6: you know, Oh, it's really being independent and confident in yourself.
Speaker 6: It's pretty much. So it's a horny summer, maybe a
Speaker 6: man eating summer.
Speaker 1: That's sort of Google just learning in a crumb.
Speaker 2: And yeah, so.
Speaker 6: That's the word of the year, which I mean in
Speaker 6: the past we've seen words like yolo and stuff make
Speaker 6: it sore with that surprise that brad is the word
Speaker 6: of you.
Speaker 2: You're our little resident feminist. Is it a good empowering
Speaker 2: word for girls?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I love a good brat because you're choosing to be
Speaker 6: a brad. It's not it's like reclaiming the word. You know,
Speaker 6: brat in the past is like, oh, she's such a brat.
Speaker 4: This is like, yeah, I'm a brat, right, okay, can
Speaker 4: you please use it in a sentence.
Speaker 6: I can't wait for my bright summer?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that works? What about this the word of
Speaker 1: the year?
Speaker 4: Brat sucks stills to come with Jodie one night.
Speaker 1: You're just chucking sentences around. See what works? Then you
Speaker 1: the education very well, it's good. Have a brad Day.
Speaker 6: It's going to go back to my brat booth.
Speaker 2: That works as well.
Speaker 4: A couple of minutes time, let's play Noah's Birthday. Paid
Speaker 4: a chance for you just score one thousand bucks just
Speaker 4: for having a birth just one last time.
Speaker 2: And weren't there Bratt dolls? Yeah, rights with the z.
Speaker 6: But they're the same vibe Yeah, lexy cute, popular boot
Speaker 6: got it?
Speaker 1: So what's they got to do with Jeffrey Damon?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 6: None of this has anything.
Speaker 4: So the dolls, now, that's a joke.
Speaker 1: That was a joke. That's a joke, joke, a terrible joke.
Speaker 1: Wants yes, please play. That's what we do.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 1: If you're just tuning you for the first time.
Speaker 4: Each and every Monday, we do the Monday Morning joke
Speaker 4: because we believe wholeheartedly the best way to start your
Speaker 4: week is with a future.
Speaker 1: It's just a little bit of humor.
Speaker 2: Sure, mate, juices all you want to kick yourself?
Speaker 6: I think so?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Go on?
Speaker 6: Then what did the bra say to that?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 6: Go on ahead, I'll give these.
Speaker 3: To a lift.
Speaker 1: Come on, it's a practical joke.
Speaker 3: Let me take you into the classroom. Because a kindergarten
Speaker 3: teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition
Speaker 3: of the word definitely. To make sure the students have
Speaker 3: a good understanding of the words, she asks them to
Speaker 3: use it in a sentence. A kid puts up her
Speaker 3: hand and the teacher says, yes, go And she says
Speaker 3: the sky is definitely blue, and the teacher says, well,
Speaker 3: that is an entirely correct because sometimes it's gray and cloudy.
Speaker 3: Another student says grass is definitely green. Teacher again replies,
Speaker 3: if grass doesn't get enough water, it turns brown, so
Speaker 3: that isn't entirely correct either, And then little Billy puts
Speaker 3: up his hand. Billy Billy says, defarts have lumps, and
Speaker 3: the teacher looks at Billy and says that isn't really
Speaker 3: a question you want.
Speaker 2: To ask in a class discussion, but no.
Speaker 3: It doesn't, and Billy replies, then I definitely just shit
Speaker 3: my pets.
Speaker 1: Really shitting yourself.
Speaker 4: Single time?
Speaker 2: All right, what I'm Billy?
Speaker 6: Like me?
Speaker 11: Well, I'm Billy.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm billy the antics of billy every single time
Speaker 4: he gets it, and I'll finish it off. A guy
Speaker 4: walks into a bar and says, hey, bartender, if I
Speaker 4: show you something incredible, can I have a free drink?
Speaker 4: The bartender thinks for a second and says, okay, but
Speaker 4: it would have to be something I've never seen before.
Speaker 4: The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a
Speaker 4: box and reveals a man who's less than a foot tall,
Speaker 4: along with a tiny minichi piano. A tiny man then
Speaker 4: starts playing at The bartender couldn't believe he serves a
Speaker 4: man he's free drink, and he says, that is incredible.
Speaker 1: Where did you find this little guy?
Speaker 4: The man says, well, I can tell you, but you'll
Speaker 4: have to give me another free drink. The bartender says, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's fine. Hours now tell me so. The man says, well,
Speaker 4: behind your bar out the back is a genie giving out.
Speaker 1: Free wishes to anyone who asks him.
Speaker 4: The bartender quickly gives a man his free drink, then
Speaker 4: rushes out the back to see the genie. The man
Speaker 4: takes another couple of SIPs of his drink before the
Speaker 4: bartender suddenly returned, slamming the back door on a way
Speaker 4: of ducks. The bartender then says, I think the journey
Speaker 4: must be going deaf or something. I asked the jenny
Speaker 4: for a million bucks. He then snapped his fingers and
Speaker 4: a million ducks appeared. The man says, yeah, that definitely
Speaker 4: makes sense. Do you really think that I went up
Speaker 4: to him and wished for a ten inch penist? It's
Speaker 4: a true story, I am the man. Jody revealed to
Speaker 4: us why she can probably never go back to her
Speaker 4: local coals.
Speaker 3: Picture me in coals, bent over as far as you
Speaker 3: can bend, as Summer was off looking for all her
Speaker 3: gluten freak.
Speaker 1: If she goes, you've split your pets.
Speaker 2: You know that old expression. They were split from a holder.
Speaker 1: You know what they were?
Speaker 2: They really were full front of the PI call frontal
Speaker 2: now front.
Speaker 5: From the wow coletely exposed, no unbelievable scenes, no with
Speaker 5: shoppers had to lie down because they just lost all
Speaker 5: control of all their senses.
Speaker 2: Really okay, Well, firstly.
Speaker 1: One lady died. That's too far, that's too far. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 3: So first it wasn't the frontier, wasn't the back, and
Speaker 3: it was perfectly aligned with the scene, which was right
Speaker 3: on my butt crack. I've returned to the scene of
Speaker 3: the crime. Oh yeah, find they let me in, So
Speaker 3: that was a good start. Any feedback A few raised eyebrows?
Speaker 1: Okay, I was going to say in suspicious looks.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Carmela on the check out was like, oh, brave, brave
Speaker 3: of you to come back here.
Speaker 1: You there's the girl who was flashing her She's back.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm sure I'm not alone in this space of accidentally flashing. Allies, yes,
Speaker 3: I do. Twenty four ten and give us a call.
Speaker 3: If you've ever accidentally flashed, please when.
Speaker 4: Did you flash? I think it would happen to most
Speaker 4: people at least once or twice. Where I mean, if
Speaker 4: it's loose fitting boxes or something like that, who knows.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you can just absolutely expose yourself and sometimes it
Speaker 4: stays in your brain for the rest of your life.
Speaker 4: As youngsters, we would go to a place called Mollymook
Speaker 4: and that's about three hours south of Sydney on the beach,
Speaker 4: huge event for the Hayes kids. And I remember we
Speaker 4: don't think o the beach once a year. We're from
Speaker 4: the country. And I remember I must have been in
Speaker 4: prime school, have been eight or nine years old, and
Speaker 4: I remember seeing my mum come out of the surf
Speaker 4: and obviously a lot of waves was bashing around and in.
Speaker 3: Her first is not used to the tumultuous sea's.
Speaker 4: Very very valuptuous woman as well, it must be said.
Speaker 4: Oh really, and look, obviously, when you're bashing and crashing
Speaker 4: in the waves, you just don't know, you don't get
Speaker 4: a feel for what's in what's out. And I remember
Speaker 4: seeing Mom come out of the surf and it's absolutely
Speaker 4: packed and there was a full right breast exposed. And
Speaker 4: I remember myself, along with all the others kids on
Speaker 4: the page, just what is going on?
Speaker 1: Why she's so comfortable? And I'm going bomb, Mom, your boom.
Speaker 4: And Mum looking down, I've never seen anything like it.
Speaker 4: Mum looking down. She almost launched off into space.
Speaker 1: She was she was so shocked.
Speaker 4: She did this sort of half spin thing where she
Speaker 4: did like a white eighty and sort of hit the
Speaker 4: deck and then put her back in like did a
Speaker 4: roll onto her feet. Incredible scenes on Molly Mole Beach.
Speaker 4: They almost called the police, They certainly called the lifeguard.
Speaker 4: Henw what tod he fled? Thirteen twenty four to ten?
Speaker 4: When did you accidentally flash? Give us a call and
Speaker 4: let's make Jodie Ordio just feel a little bit better.
Speaker 1: We can get djre Hayes on the phone.
Speaker 3: What I would give for that audio of eight year
Speaker 3: old Andrew going, mom, mom, you boom the boom?
Speaker 4: Have you absolutely accidentally rather flashed yourself in public? It happens,
Speaker 4: It happens all the time. Unfortunately, Jodes, you're a recent victim.
Speaker 2: Happened to me in front of my eleven year old too.
Speaker 3: And just you know how you just told that story
Speaker 3: about didre Hayes and her boom flopping out at the beach.
Speaker 1: Yes, and now traumatize myself and every other kid on
Speaker 1: the beach.
Speaker 2: I've just done that to my eleven year old daughter.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, how lovely you created an everlasting memory.
Speaker 3: Oh good on me, on me the picture of her
Speaker 3: mother bending over in front of the brand new Smeg
Speaker 3: knife blocks that you can redeem points to buy the knives.
Speaker 1: Those knife blocks have seen some stuff just.
Speaker 2: With her crack hanging out. My god, that poor child.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, she got a story to tell. The friends
Speaker 1: are at least that's fun.
Speaker 2: I hope she's not telling her friends because they hang
Speaker 2: out at our house a lot.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, she's got an example of what not to
Speaker 1: do for mum.
Speaker 2: Hello missus zdi, we saw your crack.
Speaker 1: Hello missus ODDI, we saw we saw your daughter.
Speaker 3: All right, it's gonna phones accidental nudity. Let's go to
Speaker 3: Ellen for good morning.
Speaker 7: Morning guys, good morning.
Speaker 2: What happened to you? Make me feel better? Please?
Speaker 11: All right, so let's step the scene. You're walking through Willies,
Speaker 11: this down a random ale with your toddler, and next
Speaker 11: minute he just dacks in the middle of the aisle,
Speaker 11: packed aisle full of people and he just dacks here
Speaker 11: with not even thinking twice.
Speaker 2: That's good, that is perfect reasonable motivation.
Speaker 11: I don't know, I should ask him. He's nearly twenty now.
Speaker 7: Oh so.
Speaker 11: He was only a toddler when he did this, like
Speaker 11: quite small. But I've got no idea what the toddlers think.
Speaker 4: It was not like going through their heads, isn't And
Speaker 4: I ask you Elan as well, what exactly like what
Speaker 4: was exposed?
Speaker 1: How how aggressive was it?
Speaker 11: Well? Being a young first time mum, probably not the
Speaker 11: best underwear that I was wearing that sure, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 11: well of people was yeah?
Speaker 1: How did not react in that situation too?
Speaker 11: Just but yeah drop everything and yeah PLoP your pants?
Speaker 11: Yeah reaction and then like trying to get out of
Speaker 11: there as quickly as possible with the little dignity I
Speaker 11: had left.
Speaker 3: The only thing that could make this story about it
Speaker 3: was if you revealed that your twenty year old son
Speaker 3: still liked Dant his mum.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 8: Hi, Data. Yet you're definitely not the only one. So
Speaker 8: when I had my wisdom teeth out, I was an
Speaker 8: adult in my twenties. Anyway, Mum came over to look
Speaker 8: after me because I wasn't feeling well and I just
Speaker 8: had a shower and I was watching the dishes. Are
Speaker 8: you feeling okay? So like I'm not facing her, but
Speaker 8: I turn around and put my arms up in the end,
Speaker 8: I'm like, yeah, what's wrong? And she goes, you're naked
Speaker 8: only did you see the full back but front two?
Speaker 8: So how to shower? And forgot just forgot to get dressed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what That's what happens. That happens every second
Speaker 1: day here. The pain killers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the painkillers. Excuse I remember sometimes we just cruising.
Speaker 4: If it's your turn, it's not your turn, it's my
Speaker 4: teen cris. You're like, oh my gosh, I'm not wearing
Speaker 4: pants all tenant days.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a bad dream. Yeah, it happens regular and over.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we're just so used to it. We just
Speaker 3: you know, play on miss your pants. Yeahry mate, Philip,
Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 9: Good morning guys. How you're doing good?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 2: What happened Philip?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 9: Well, go back from just about over a decade ago.
Speaker 9: I was at school as a student year eleven or twelve.
Speaker 9: I can't remember it, but I was at the very
Speaker 9: end and I'm hanging out with my mates in the morning,
Speaker 9: you know, before school starts, and I've gone down to
Speaker 9: I think I dropped up, picked something up and my pants.
Speaker 9: It was like a comical like Caar noise. It went
Speaker 9: from beltline all the way down the back end, all
Speaker 9: the way to the scene where the legs meet. The
Speaker 9: hole was so big. I started the south or a
Speaker 9: tunnel project nears in Advanced. I missed the first the
Speaker 9: first class because I had to get my pants replaced.
Speaker 9: I ran straight to the front office with my with
Speaker 9: my jumper tight around.
Speaker 3: So, no, wan know, did you have to do lost
Speaker 3: property and just get a pair of random pants that
Speaker 3: were left in there?
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 9: Thankfully our school was attached to where we actually buy
Speaker 9: our clothes from, so I was able to just duck
Speaker 9: down there and just buy it. Was get a free
Speaker 9: pair of replacement pants.
Speaker 1: That's Filipp wearing a towel for the rest of the day.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly,