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Speaker 1: The Citsy and with with Kate Ritchie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Now let's get straight into these guys. If you are

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Speaker 2: off to get coffee this morning, and you're going to

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Speaker 2: a particular coffee shop because you fancy the barista, I

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Speaker 2: want to hear from you thirteen twenty four ten.

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Speaker 3: The barista's often very friendly.

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Speaker 2: Well some are, and then some are the most rankiest

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Speaker 2: people you ever met.

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Speaker 3: A barista can make you feel very special too, because

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Speaker 3: they will go in there and go just the usual

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Speaker 3: K yeah, and then all of a sudden, you feel

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Speaker 3: like you're I don't know better than everybody else because

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Speaker 3: the barista knows my order.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 2: They could be the nicest part of your day because

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Speaker 2: you might have come from home where you've got three

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Speaker 2: screaming kids and a husband who has not even said

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Speaker 2: goodbyes you've left for work in the morning, or you

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Speaker 2: go to a workplace where you don't like anybody.

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Speaker 3: I know the feeling.

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Speaker 2: But the person at the coffee shop, not only do

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Speaker 2: they know your name, but you're right with They know

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Speaker 2: that you have a short black or a strong oat flat.

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Speaker 3: Wye, and they can almost they know more about you

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Speaker 3: through your coffee coffee order. So if you come in

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Speaker 3: and go, oh god, I need a I need a

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Speaker 3: triple black this morning. They'll go, oh, Kate, was it

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Speaker 3: that bad?

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Speaker 1: How are you going?

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Speaker 3: Sudden? You're sharing like a hairdresser.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean, sir, that you do? You do?

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Speaker 4: I mean as a barista. It's it's like working behind

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Speaker 4: a bar I suppose, but you you can work a

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Speaker 4: lot out about a person the other you know, the

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Speaker 4: other day this blew my mind. But you know there's

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Speaker 4: a new machine out, and you know, a barristers would

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Speaker 4: be frothing, literally frothing over there because there's a new

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Speaker 4: milk frotherer So have you seen this? So you know

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Speaker 4: how the longest part of making a coffee is frothing

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Speaker 4: the milk.

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Speaker 1: You were talking about it like it was the new

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Speaker 1: Tesla or something.

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Speaker 4: This guy, oh my god. The women were looking at him, Kate,

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Speaker 4: as he was using his new frother and they were

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Speaker 4: frothing over him, and he knew it together. There was

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Speaker 4: a couple of dance steps in here that he was

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Speaker 4: doing that was going from the coffee machine over to

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Speaker 4: the frother, like.

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Speaker 1: Tom Cruise and Brian Brown and cocktail.

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Speaker 2: Look I think there's some coffee shops or cafes they

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Speaker 2: employ good looking baristas to get people in. It's that

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Speaker 2: particular bar get hot people, you know, making coffee in

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Speaker 2: the morning, and you're going to get more people there.

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Speaker 2: I'm talking about this because there's this woman who has

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Speaker 2: had the complete opposite reaction, and rather than take the

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Speaker 2: opportunity of thinking this is lovely, this guy's, you know,

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Speaker 2: quite a nice guy. He knows my name, he knows

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Speaker 2: my coffee order, and he actually wants to hook up.

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Speaker 2: She's gone into a Starbucks or something like that and

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Speaker 2: where she's received her coffee back and where it actually says, careful,

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Speaker 2: the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot. He's

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Speaker 2: just done like a little bit of amendment with the

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Speaker 2: sharpie or whatever it is they use, and he's cross

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Speaker 2: out lots of the words, and now all it says

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Speaker 2: is careful you're extremely hot. Yeah, So it's the barista

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Speaker 2: actually making the move. I mean, I thought you've got

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Speaker 2: your hands for you're busy when you're making coffees all day.

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Speaker 3: I wonder if the cups are designed with the ability

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Speaker 3: so every barista knows that you can actually do that

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Speaker 3: to the coffee cup. Is that a known trick to

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Speaker 3: let somebody know that they're quite attractive?

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Speaker 1: Maybe, well, you know what they should do?

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Speaker 2: You know when sometimes on the coffee cup they have

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Speaker 2: the little buttons that they push in, so it's either

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Speaker 2: skim milk or you know, maybe you could well maybe

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Speaker 2: like hotty or not hotty, or call me or don't

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Speaker 2: come back again, or I spat in your milk cup.

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Speaker 4: The other desperate thing as well, is is he the

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Speaker 4: type of barista though? That's like the guy that's on

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Speaker 4: Tinder who just swipes right for every girl.

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Speaker 3: And then your percentages.

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Speaker 1: Of cast the net wife fits.

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Speaker 4: How many coffee cups?

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Speaker 3: Has he said? You are extremely hot?

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Speaker 4: Hoping to get a nibble?

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Speaker 3: Christian and camped and welcome to the show. You go

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Speaker 3: to a regular barista, do you? For one reason? Christian? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: well two reasons.

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Speaker 1: It's good coffee. He's just around the corner from work there.

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Speaker 1: But it depends on what day I turn up as

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Speaker 1: to which one of the two baristas serve me.

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Speaker 3: One of them is quite attractive and the other ones

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Speaker 3: are six or five gentlemen.

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Speaker 2: Right, and have you tried to open a bit of

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Speaker 2: flirty conversation or put the hard word on is he.

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Speaker 3: Too tall for Christian? Or sorry, is he too tall

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Speaker 3: for you? He's talking about No, no, no, not at all.

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Speaker 4: I know where you're going with.

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Speaker 3: The Christian.

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Speaker 4: The female one ever written a nice message for you

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Speaker 4: on your coffee couple.

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Speaker 1: She did say once that the I don't need two

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Speaker 1: sugars in it because I'm sweet enough.

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Speaker 3: There you go.

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Speaker 1: That's a classic.

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Speaker 2: Classic When you say she's quite attractive, I'm always intrigued.

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Speaker 2: What is it that you mean? What is it about

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Speaker 2: her that when you wander in there you think I

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Speaker 2: find her quite attractive?

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Speaker 3: The ages you describe her to me?

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's got a beautiful smile, to be honest, one

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Speaker 1: of those ones that I think it's lovely. It's a

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Speaker 1: much more palatable.

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Speaker 3: Saying someone has a beautiful smile.

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Speaker 1: I think it's lovely. I think it's lovely.

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Speaker 4: Can I also say as well? The smell of coffee

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Speaker 4: is love. It's love in the air. It Actually you

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Speaker 4: feel relaxed. You know you're getting your coffee. It's a

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Speaker 4: great mood to be in. It's like that international roast

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Speaker 4: ad Remember that that you sit down with someone in

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Speaker 4: your house and when you have that first sip of coffee.

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Speaker 4: The conversation never like it's never like that. You've got

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Speaker 4: your uncle in your house and you want to get

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Speaker 4: him out and guns.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. And what about on the breath.

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Speaker 2: It's much nicer coming from the cafe than when someone

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Speaker 2: breathes it all lot.

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Speaker 3: I mean, can we see if Christian? Can we help

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Speaker 3: Christian possibly make a move Tommy, Oh, yeah, he's got

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Speaker 3: to keep cup and possibly he puts his phone number

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Speaker 3: onto the cup.

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Speaker 1: Oh, we could do something, see how it goes.

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Speaker 3: We can organize coffee dating, tom traffic date. Christian, would

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Speaker 3: you be up for coffee dating? We'll set you up

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Speaker 3: with her.

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Speaker 1: Maybe the big fella, my wife would be more impressive.

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