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Speaker 1: Sitsy and We with Kate Ritchie Podcast.

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Speaker 2: I've got a story for you about love triangles. Have

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Speaker 2: you ever been in one? Thirteen twenty four ten?

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Speaker 3: Are you looking at me? Well, I don't know that.

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Speaker 2: I realized I did ask you, and then I thought

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Speaker 2: WEOPJ might be listening. I should say the phone number. Well,

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Speaker 2: it's not you specifically fit.

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Speaker 4: See, I find it really awkward to even think about,

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Speaker 4: you know, even the.

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Speaker 3: Going anywhere anywhere near a friend's X.

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Speaker 4: I find really hard those stories, you know, when you, yeah,

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Speaker 4: a good friend of yours goes out with someone for

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Speaker 4: a certain amount of time, and then at the end

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Speaker 4: of it, you always hear a story that one of

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Speaker 4: the mates is always keen on that person.

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Speaker 3: I always found that really awkward.

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Speaker 2: That happened to be in high school. Actually, my one

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Speaker 2: of my high school boyfriends who I just thought his

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Speaker 2: name was Jeremy Okay, and.

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Speaker 3: I really just thought he was great.

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Speaker 2: He played basketball, was tall, yeah, and strong, Oh I mean,

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Speaker 2: wasn't very well pretty dunk? Oh yeah, it was awesome.

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Speaker 2: I hate Eminem's out of the packet. I just remember

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Speaker 2: that about him, and I hate Eminem's but I still

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Speaker 2: thought he was great. Anyway, I broke up with him.

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Speaker 2: I was heartbroken. He broke up with me, and then

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Speaker 2: one of my best girlfriends went out with him.

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Speaker 3: How did that make you feel? Like, a sit down

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Speaker 3: on this couch, how does it make you feel?

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Speaker 2: He's so upsetting, especially when you're seventeen, because you think

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Speaker 2: like that's everything's over.

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Speaker 3: You don't have a care.

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Speaker 4: This is the thing stress levels at the age of seventeen,

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Speaker 4: that your stress levels are either you know, bullying or

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Speaker 4: someone having to go at you or love.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 4: It's not like it's money or the stress of a

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Speaker 4: family or anything like that. The only thing is is

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Speaker 4: that you're keen on someone at school and if they're

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Speaker 4: going out with you, life is sweet.

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Speaker 2: It is and then they're not. And then they did

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Speaker 2: your friend and you don't have enough life experience to

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Speaker 2: realize you will get over it and it gets easier. God,

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Speaker 2: this is not what this story is about.

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Speaker 3: You want more triangles? Thought you?

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Speaker 2: I love this story because let me just begin by saying,

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Speaker 2: I don't believe this story at all, but it's a

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Speaker 2: fantastic entertainment love triangle gossip story that probably does not

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Speaker 2: have an element of truth in it, but just work

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Speaker 2: with me here and imagine if it is Shakira. Remember

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Speaker 2: we were talking about her only a couple of weeks ago,

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Speaker 2: and she had hung out.

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Speaker 3: With Tom Cruise at the Grand Prix.

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Speaker 2: That's right, and apparently there's you know, a little bit

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Speaker 2: of back and forth between the two of them.

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Speaker 3: Would be a great couple, wouldn't they.

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. I can't really imagine Tom Cruise

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Speaker 2: with anyone since Nicole Kidman. He doesn't. Oh and Katie,

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Speaker 2: that's right, I had a baby.

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Speaker 5: I just don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: So if he's the guy that I can see dating anyone,

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Speaker 2: But she here is single. She's forty six years old.

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Speaker 2: I think she've had the run in with the law.

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Speaker 2: But she also separated her football playing.

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Speaker 3: Yes, he was.

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Speaker 4: A Spanish footballer and he was cheating on her cape.

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Speaker 3: Oh is that what happens? Yes, hips don't lie.

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Speaker 4: Well, his lips don't lie, because they were somewhere else,

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Speaker 4: on somebody else, and she said, I'm out of here.

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Speaker 2: Well maybe they were on oh no, not him. Her

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Speaker 2: hips might have been on Lewis Hamilton, because she's been

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Speaker 2: pictured with seven times F one world champion Hamilton. He's

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Speaker 2: thirty eight on more than one occasion, so they were seen.

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Speaker 2: She must have done a lot of the Grand Prix

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Speaker 2: because they were seen on a boat together after the

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Speaker 2: Miami Grand Prix before going to dinner, So there's a

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Speaker 2: bit of courting. Apparently. Sources are saying that it's very

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Speaker 2: fun and it's a very flute.

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Speaker 4: Can I also throw out here that those three people

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Speaker 4: I've seen Tom Cruise once down in the Chain Rooms

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Speaker 4: or the Sydney Swans when he was with Nicole, because

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Speaker 4: Nicole was an ambassador for the Swans. One of the

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Speaker 4: shortest men I've ever met in my life, Shakira apparently

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Speaker 4: one of the shortest, who's the who's the tallest out

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Speaker 4: of all of them? And Lewis Hamilton to fit into

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Speaker 4: one of those Formula one cars, Kate, you have to

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Speaker 4: be tiny. He's like you saw Daniel Ricardo. Yes, so

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Speaker 4: it must be a hype. Do you think it's a height.

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Speaker 2: Trying Well, well maybe, And I'm guessing people like Lewis

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Speaker 2: and and Tom may be attracted to women who are shorter.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because you know it Doesn'tkay, We're going to get

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Speaker 4: sexy voice from Tom Ivy, our executive producer.

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Speaker 3: Now, but who is who's the tallest out of all

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Speaker 3: those All.

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Speaker 5: Those guys are Lewis Hamilton one meter and seventy four centime.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so he's the tallest. Who's the shortest?

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Speaker 5: Will Shakira is a meter fifty seven? But Tom Cruise is, well,

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Speaker 5: he's a meter seventy he's one point seven.

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Speaker 2: What is he sure he's still sixty three? I think.

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Speaker 3: It's I mean, that's not a bad triangle. I mean,

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Speaker 3: for gods, oh, it's.

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Speaker 2: Kind of fun. And this is what I mean. I

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Speaker 2: don't think I believe it. I think they all just

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Speaker 2: went to the Grand Prix. They happen to be in

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Speaker 2: the Marquee, you know, having dinner high I don't think

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Speaker 2: it's a love triangle. I hate to not back my

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Speaker 2: own story. Well it is, it would be fun.

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Speaker 4: Can we talk to someone who's been in a love triangle?

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Speaker 4: Ashley from the Ponds?

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Speaker 3: What happened? Ash Oh?

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Speaker 1: Hi, guys, so mine's probably more of a square now

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Speaker 1: than a triangle. Awful, This is a little bit awkward.

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Speaker 1: So my high school Sleetheart, who I dated for some years,

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Speaker 1: we went our separate way. It's a really gorgeous guy.

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Speaker 1: I ended up marrying his best friend, and a couple

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Speaker 1: of years later, my ex cooked out with my sister

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Speaker 1: and they now have two kids and we're all a big, weird,

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Speaker 1: happy family.

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Speaker 3: Oh that is weird. Was it weird when your sister

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Speaker 3: hooked up with him?

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Speaker 1: It still kind of is. I love them, they're they're awesome,

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Speaker 1: but it's just too familiar.

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Speaker 2: And also, you've you've been with your sister's husband. Yes, yes, yeah,

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Speaker 2: and maybe you did think that things would continue and

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Speaker 2: you may grow up and marry him. And now he's

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Speaker 2: at the dinner table, but he has his hand on

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Speaker 2: someone else's legs.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my sister, what was the relationship between your current

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Speaker 4: husband and his best mate?

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Speaker 3: When you left the best mate and went to you know.

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Speaker 1: Till hook, it got a little bit unusual. I started

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Speaker 1: developing feelings for his best mate, who is now my husband,

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Speaker 1: but nothing ever happened. However, their relationship deteriorated and my

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Speaker 1: husband thought, well, you're going to accuse me of doing

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Speaker 1: something that I didn't do, then I will go and

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Speaker 1: pursue her, which he did, and we've been together for

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Speaker 1: fifteen years.

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Speaker 4: Do you is it really This is a really personal question,

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Speaker 4: and sorry for bringing this up, but you have seen

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Speaker 4: when you sit it at a dinner table together, you've

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Speaker 4: seen both of them naked.

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Speaker 3: Does that play on your mind?

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Speaker 1: It used to, it did at the very beginning. I

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Speaker 1: mean we're talking. It's been about eight years now for

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Speaker 1: it to kind of yeah, like you've got it. You've

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Speaker 1: got no choice. It is what it is. And as

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Speaker 1: awkward as it is, they we all get along. We're

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Speaker 1: all very respectful. None of that is ever brought up,

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Speaker 1: and I just think it's not necessary. But yeah, it

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Speaker 1: does still seem very odd and awkward when I say

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Speaker 1: high and I'm like, do I kiss him on the cheek?

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Speaker 1: Like I don't know how this goes?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: I imagine family barbecues where you end up.

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Speaker 1: Just wait, Christian, think big, Like, we've there my nieces

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Speaker 1: and nephew, so it's everything.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, his children could have been yours.

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Speaker 3: Don't don't put that into her head, please. Kate Ritian

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