Speaker 1: Yes, it's a Christy swanshow oh hi, welcome it to
Speaker 1: you Tuesday, Hello Jack, afternoon swany couple of things to.
Speaker 2: Cover off fresh.
Speaker 1: You've basically ruined my life by telling me that I
Speaker 1: need to serve a look once a week, because as usual,
Speaker 1: I don't know when to stop.
Speaker 2: I've already served my look for this week. It was yesterday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you looked brilliant. Check out our instagram at the
Speaker 3: Christy Swan show today.
Speaker 2: I should be allowed to be able to wear my tracksuit.
Speaker 2: I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a dress I bought for Christmas Day two
Speaker 1: days ago and didn't two years ago and didn't.
Speaker 2: Wear that level Christmas Day level.
Speaker 3: I think you've even outdone your look from yesterday. I
Speaker 3: think this is the best look you've served this year.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I mean I don't know if we can go.
Speaker 2: The bresh is even worse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've even got a great big yellow belt.
Speaker 2: I got that from however you call it. I think
Speaker 2: it's Temu. Actually I'm obsessed with Temo.
Speaker 3: It's stunny.
Speaker 1: I mean, I can only wear it today and it'll
Speaker 1: just disintegrate into a ball of dust.
Speaker 2: But I feel good.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for the encouragement and big hello
Speaker 1: to our beautiful listeners in Perth. You are breathing the
Speaker 1: same air as the Great It's his name or.
Speaker 2: Also known as Drake.
Speaker 1: He touched down in Perth ahead of his first Australian shows.
Speaker 2: That was a long run er. He's had ten days
Speaker 2: to eat and gamble in preparation.
Speaker 3: I'm so jealous of all of our beautiful Perth listeners
Speaker 3: going tonight. He's also got to show there tomorrow night magical.
Speaker 3: We're talking about his dad actually before the show's up
Speaker 3: at four o'clock. It's like a cool We've also got
Speaker 3: a brand new competition this week, Chrissy and Jack's Lunch
Speaker 3: Order with one thousand dollars cash to be one thanks
Speaker 3: to our friends at Baker's Delight. Make sure you've registered
Speaker 3: by the Nova Player up that's coming up very soon
Speaker 3: the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Let's go through our sometimes boring and sometimes enviable tasks.
Speaker 2: To do this Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Excuse the adjectives boring and enviable, and I don't think
Speaker 1: it's going to take Jeanie to work out which adjective
Speaker 1: belongs to which part of this show. Minor, often boring
Speaker 1: and yours a wonderful. In fact, I really want to
Speaker 1: be made jealous. I'm going to say to you, can
Speaker 1: you please go first? What is on your to do list?
Speaker 1: Jack Charles?
Speaker 3: Okay, my first thing to do is actually a work task,
Speaker 3: and it is shoot harder Larvo content.
Speaker 2: Oh, harder Larvo.
Speaker 1: They've got that is a great range. Apparently it's a
Speaker 1: Japanese skincare range. Yes, apparently there is one of those
Speaker 1: that they've got a signature moisturizer. Yep, and one of
Speaker 1: them is sold something like every thirty seconds.
Speaker 3: Will you introduced me to it?
Speaker 2: It's great, it's great like the ones.
Speaker 3: Yes, they've done a men's wear range me, so I've
Speaker 3: got to have a bit of content with that. The
Speaker 3: second one.
Speaker 2: Is skin is looking great, by the way, thank.
Speaker 3: You, a big thanks to you as well for a lot.
Speaker 2: Of Maybe you're born with it. Maybe it's hard a
Speaker 2: lavo you.
Speaker 3: Wedding RSVPs. I've got two weddings in like two months
Speaker 3: that I still have an RSVP two. I just which
Speaker 3: is very unlike me.
Speaker 2: It is what.
Speaker 3: I have to decline one.
Speaker 1: So so how does that work these days? Because when
Speaker 1: all my friends were getting married, it was a thousand
Speaker 1: years ago? How do you rs VP these days? Is
Speaker 1: there a website?
Speaker 3: Yes, often there's a website you log into and just
Speaker 3: tick a box.
Speaker 2: Well do you go just tick a box?
Speaker 3: I know, but I think because I've left it so
Speaker 3: late and then it could be upsetting to them. I'm
Speaker 3: going to have to write up a nice message, which
Speaker 3: I'll do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and do you know what to say? Do you
Speaker 2: want us to workshop it? Now?
Speaker 3: I thought, that's why we have chat GPT.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get onto that all right, next thing
Speaker 2: or that's it?
Speaker 3: No, that's it's one will give me.
Speaker 2: I actually not that bad.
Speaker 1: The first thing to do is, remember we saw an
Speaker 1: ad for a documentary on Madonna. Yes, I've got on
Speaker 1: I to do lest work out how to find it.
Speaker 3: I walked into my housemate watching it last night. Of
Speaker 3: course it's on nine now.
Speaker 2: It's on nine now, fantastic.
Speaker 1: I knew that it was on nine, but you know
Speaker 1: it was on live and I didn't. Of course, everything's
Speaker 1: on nine now and app.
Speaker 3: And it's already streaming on there, so jump on.
Speaker 2: And what did he think of it? Amazing?
Speaker 1: Okay, great, Bunning's click and collect. I'm cooking up a
Speaker 1: little task. At the moment, I haven't really shared it
Speaker 1: with you properly or on air, but I will suffice
Speaker 1: to say, got to click and collect a new toilet running.
Speaker 3: Through the toilet? Does it have a heated seat?
Speaker 1: No, Dan, No it doesn't. It's your base level s trap.
Speaker 2: Close fitting plumber Swan And.
Speaker 1: What about this one? Find the ties for school photos?
Speaker 1: So my boys go to a school where they've got
Speaker 1: to wear ties in winter. Right, winter seems like seven
Speaker 1: thousand years ago. They're in summer uniform now, but they've
Speaker 1: got to wear their winter for the school photos.
Speaker 2: I'm like, where the bloody hello tie? They don't even
Speaker 2: seen them in six months? Got to find them?
Speaker 3: Do the boys know how to do their own tie now?
Speaker 2: And either does their mother? So do you know what
Speaker 2: the chip? The chip is there?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: Every day they're wives? They have to carefully.
Speaker 1: Unloosen it like a noose and don't don't undo it,
Speaker 1: and then I've got a hook, especially in their bedroom
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 3: To go on. I still do that at twenty eight.
Speaker 2: Really the Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: But you know what, I'm a stubborn, stubborn girl, stubborn girl,
Speaker 1: and I was signed to here Yes, I'm a stubborn
Speaker 1: girl and a big girl too.
Speaker 3: You're just stubborn them, big girl.
Speaker 2: Oh you pats youngest t shir A big girl, big girl.
Speaker 2: Oh you Pat's youngest t shirt A big girl.
Speaker 1: We're talking about we're talking about tattoos.
Speaker 2: Yessay it.
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson gorgeous. Pete Davidson is getting all his removed.
Speaker 1: Two hundred removed this, yes, two hundred tattoos removed one
Speaker 1: by one? Is it really really hurts?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I can never commit to a tattoos.
Speaker 2: All my kids about it.
Speaker 1: You can never commit to a tattoo because my mind,
Speaker 1: like when you know, I could have done Taylor Swift,
Speaker 1: I could have done the walking, but they're all part
Speaker 1: of my every day now.
Speaker 2: I don't need that.
Speaker 3: And the one that I really shut down on it
Speaker 3: was an apple because that is bogame.
Speaker 2: I still love the apple, but I'm not going to
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: But tell you what I could get that will never
Speaker 1: go out of fashion obviously, No is what.
Speaker 2: Is just in nice script? Oh you catch it? Just
Speaker 2: the just the words imprastination for you.
Speaker 1: He's sitting there, it's like seven thousand degrees middle of
Speaker 1: summer in Brizzy.
Speaker 3: This is what he's uncle. For those that haven't heard
Speaker 3: this story before.
Speaker 1: He's sitting on a covered veranda in some sort of
Speaker 1: vinyl couch with cracks in it.
Speaker 2: And I go over there and he's sitting there with
Speaker 2: a long neck beer. This is my family, and he's
Speaker 2: looking at me. Keep in mind, he's been hit by
Speaker 2: a tram. Three. He's been hit by a tram. His
Speaker 2: uncle Joe, dear old uncle Joe.
Speaker 1: He's been hit by a tram twice on different occasions.
Speaker 2: Actually, yes, like five years.
Speaker 1: A party got hit by a tram once and it
Speaker 1: was very bad. And then he got hit by a
Speaker 1: tram again in Brisbane.
Speaker 2: Yes, in Brisbane. Brisbane used to have tramps. Fun fact.
Speaker 3: Didn't know that.
Speaker 2: I got a fun fact about Chapel Roone coming up
Speaker 2: sooner to you. Anyway.
Speaker 1: So he's been hit by a tramp. There's been some
Speaker 1: damage of some sort. Anyway, I'm sitting high fork in
Speaker 1: and he's shocked when he see he's shocked when he
Speaker 1: sees me.
Speaker 2: He does it like you don't want sign for when
Speaker 2: Kramer walks.
Speaker 3: In a room, fully startled, and.
Speaker 1: He goes because he probably hasn't seen he since I
Speaker 1: was in a nappy like one year old. I'm about
Speaker 1: sixteen at this time, so not impressionable at all.
Speaker 2: Worried about how he goes.
Speaker 1: He goes, are you quite's youngest, and I go, yes,
Speaker 1: here he goes JESU big girl.
Speaker 3: So we did That's youngest.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, who have been talking about this
Speaker 1: all last week, but the time is here for a
Speaker 1: thousand dollars, whether it's a school lunchbox or your workday lunch.
Speaker 4: The bagas Delight, high fiber lo Gi, white blood Lows,
Speaker 4: the tastey Love with added.
Speaker 2: Benefits Chrissy and Jack's lunch order. There was my turn yesterday.
Speaker 1: I ordered my Baker's Delight favorites in order from Hi
Speaker 1: Hi to low l O, and I'm salivating thinking about
Speaker 1: it because I was in the presence of my personal
Speaker 1: favorite Savory bike, which of course came in at number one.
Speaker 1: It's your turn today, Jack and Emma. You're going to
Speaker 1: be guessing kaleo.
Speaker 5: Hello, Hi, Hi.
Speaker 1: We're excited to talk to you or excited to give
Speaker 1: you a thousand dollars. We gave it away yesterday, so
Speaker 1: let's see if we can do it again.
Speaker 3: So what happens here, Emma is I'm going to rank
Speaker 3: three items in my lunchbox from Baker's Delight in my
Speaker 3: favorite order from high to low. If you get one correct,
Speaker 3: you get two hundred and fifty dollars. If you get
Speaker 3: two products correct, that's five hundred dollars. But if you
Speaker 3: nail all three, that is a thousand dollars cash.
Speaker 4: M amazing.
Speaker 3: Okay, Swanny, I'm going to to me to I list
Speaker 3: the items. Okay.
Speaker 1: In front of me, I'm holding up a plate and
Speaker 1: on it is the custard scroll.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Also, I know how good are they? I'm salivating again.
Speaker 1: The ham and cheese pizza. It's my son's favorite freeze
Speaker 1: as well, fyi.
Speaker 2: And then on the.
Speaker 1: Left here, I've got a apple and walnut scroll. One
Speaker 1: of the originals and best. I've been enjoying this, I
Speaker 1: reckon for thirty years. I'm salivating again.
Speaker 3: Not that much of an apple boy, but anyway, Emma,
Speaker 3: that might.
Speaker 2: Be a tip. Emma, All right, Jack, you ordered them.
Speaker 3: Emma, what is my favorite item on my plate right now?
Speaker 2: Pizza, custard scroll, willnut apple one.
Speaker 4: I recommend the custard scroll.
Speaker 3: At number one.
Speaker 4: At number one, em is.
Speaker 2: More of a savory guy. Okay, so you've still got
Speaker 2: number two and three to go? Is that right? Yes?
Speaker 3: What do you think I've got in place at number two?
Speaker 4: At number keep.
Speaker 2: In mind the custard scroll isn't number one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so custard scroll number two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, spot on their end that is in the middle.
Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you my the ham and Pineapple.
Speaker 3: I'm like you, Emma, that's my favorite. That was at
Speaker 3: number one, So what is it? Number two? Number three? Sorry?
Speaker 4: Number three would be the walnuts.
Speaker 2: Correctly, we want to go. There's two out of three
Speaker 2: and that ain't bad.
Speaker 3: Five hundred dollars cash for you.
Speaker 4: M How exciting.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Register by an overplayer up if you'd like to play
Speaker 3: our lunch order tomorrow.
Speaker 2: The Crispy Swan Show, Chrissy Swan Show. Let's go Clicking
Speaker 2: Jack Chrissy's click Fait.
Speaker 1: It's so amazing that two guests that didn't really even
Speaker 1: go to the Grammy ceremony have absolutely dominated the headlines.
Speaker 1: Of course, I'm speaking of Kanye West and Biancherson.
Speaker 2: Sorry partab.
Speaker 1: He always wants to say bianco Chin sorry, because I've
Speaker 1: been to Italy now, and I know that they often
Speaker 1: pronounced the sea is.
Speaker 3: I said it, yesterday'swaning your boogie like thatie goal.
Speaker 1: So she appeared naked essentially on the red carpet. Everybody's
Speaker 1: talking about it. Lip readers were there. They have studied
Speaker 1: the footage.
Speaker 2: It was good footage too.
Speaker 3: It was great footage, and I said yesterday, and I
Speaker 3: still stand by It's an unpopular opinion. I think she
Speaker 3: kind of pulled it off.
Speaker 2: I think so too. I know that that's weird.
Speaker 1: It feels like at once disrespectful, but if you're wired
Speaker 1: like they are, they love the attention. I don't understand that,
Speaker 1: but some people do love the attention. This is the
Speaker 1: best way to do it. And I'm sure that they
Speaker 1: would argue, we're artists. Yes, this is how we Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is how we present our art Her work is
Speaker 1: absolutely her body is a work of up, particularly her busy.
Speaker 3: Her work too has been a bit of it.
Speaker 2: She had a bit of work as well. She has
Speaker 2: buies magical to fight gravity. They're like the girls from Wicked.
Speaker 3: I'm told their natural.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they are natural. They are natural, but they
Speaker 1: I mean, they're not going to look like that in
Speaker 1: twenty years, but enjoy them.
Speaker 2: While you can.
Speaker 1: Now, this is the footage of Kanye talking her through
Speaker 1: what to do next. You can hear the cameras clicking.
Speaker 2: He's talking to her, yeah, and.
Speaker 1: She is listening, like absolutely concentrating on what he's saying.
Speaker 2: And what he was saying was.
Speaker 1: You're making a scene now, and then Bianca nods her head.
Speaker 1: Look it's saying here the Australian model nods her head.
Speaker 1: She an architect, Yeah, that's what she's like, a fashion design,
Speaker 1: wired asper professional, She's an architecture. And then he says,
Speaker 1: make a scene. I'll say it'll make so much sense,
Speaker 1: and she's just like eyes fixed on him, nodding her head.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's creepy as heck.
Speaker 3: And then he says, drop it behind you and then
Speaker 3: turn I got you.
Speaker 1: And then she drops her fur coat and bang, attack
Speaker 1: of the buzzies, Attack of the buzzies.
Speaker 2: She looks exactly like Kim she does. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Speaking of Kim Swan, I love that. Now ye get
Speaker 3: to see what she was doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cross down across town. She was just taking her
Speaker 2: elder still to North Norri. Do I still call her Norri?
Speaker 2: I think so over to a screening of Wicked.
Speaker 3: I do love that she has gone. Also, I noticed
Speaker 3: in the photo she's head to toe black, fully clothed.
Speaker 3: It's like the universe was on her side that she
Speaker 3: was going to make a point. But she's not showing
Speaker 3: any skin at the moment.
Speaker 1: That is actually very true. But look at the get
Speaker 1: up that North's got on. Wow, she really she's got
Speaker 1: like two bits of yetty roadkill on her on her feet.
Speaker 2: Good on it? Excuse me? Can we please have a moment's.
Speaker 1: Silence for the saddest story to come out of the
Speaker 1: grimmy Billy.
Speaker 2: Eilish She was nominated. This is her live performance We
Speaker 2: Stick Toge And I know that you're really hurting Laura
Speaker 2: in particular, Jack, because she's your girl.
Speaker 3: I really think she was snubbed. This was her most
Speaker 3: successful album, but like this is statistics, it was also
Speaker 3: just it was her best album. Birds of a Feather
Speaker 3: was the most streamed song on Spotify in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3: How out of seven categories that she was nominated in,
Speaker 3: how did she not win?
Speaker 2: One?
Speaker 3: That just feels wrong? Cowboy Carter Swanee was the least
Speaker 3: streamed album out of the category the Tortured Poets to
Speaker 3: Apartment was the most streamed, Billy was in its second.
Speaker 3: I just think Billy should have won that category.
Speaker 1: And I think she was holding out hope until the
Speaker 1: very last minute. And then when Beyonce was announced she
Speaker 1: was up there getting a reward. Billy was just in
Speaker 1: the crowd, silently.
Speaker 3: Weeping, trying not to break down.
Speaker 2: It hurts my heart to see her so upset.
Speaker 3: And then Record of the Year to Kendrick Lamar like, no,
Speaker 3: I know, Birds of a Feather should have won.
Speaker 2: It's really sad. Oh well, you can't win them all.
Speaker 1: And in that case, Billy, you can't win any Hey,
Speaker 1: rolling in it to your three regularly, Tim and Joel
Speaker 1: coming up in an hour. I was so tired last
Speaker 1: night and I've been filling in on the Sydney Breakfast Show.
Speaker 1: Apologies to those in Sydney that get me twice in
Speaker 1: a row wasn't my idea. And I'm tired. I'll be
Speaker 1: honest with you. It's been a bit of a you know,
Speaker 1: a whirlwind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like all of a sudden, very early, and it's
Speaker 2: so much fun.
Speaker 1: But I was sitting on the couch last night and
Speaker 1: I thought I'm just gonna have ten minutes. I'm going
Speaker 1: to watch the beginning of this Jerry Springer documentary. It's
Speaker 1: on New to Net Netflix, and I used to love
Speaker 1: Jerry Springer.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I was sitting there and I thought I was fine,
Speaker 1: and then I woke up about an hour later. I
Speaker 1: fell asleep on the couch like an old grandfather.
Speaker 3: And you would have been drooling. I remember those breakfast
Speaker 3: radio naps. You drool a lot.
Speaker 2: And it just happened like.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, hypnosis, like Peter Powerers TV show out
Speaker 1: like a light. Anyway, I then, you know, had to
Speaker 1: quickly make dinner and all that sort of bizzo.
Speaker 2: And I was walking upstairs to go to bed much later,
Speaker 2: and I had vague memory.
Speaker 1: I'm like, did I dream that I was in the
Speaker 1: middle of an Uber Eats order? And then I, oh, no,
Speaker 1: check and I checked my Uber Eats can't And I
Speaker 1: don't know whether it was a dream order or vaguely
Speaker 1: remember thinking, oh, I might just put in an order
Speaker 1: at Cole's.
Speaker 2: Have a listen to what was on the list.
Speaker 1: Multic's Strong and Reliable garbage Bags, non stick baking paper,
Speaker 1: original full cream milk, Pura and a little treat for
Speaker 1: mummy or was it.
Speaker 2: Cole's brand Carol and Macadamia ice cream?
Speaker 1: Oh yum, sitting in the cart, I fell asleep as.
Speaker 3: I was ordering, so it didn't even get delivered. No,
Speaker 3: you'd even wake up to the doorbell like you were
Speaker 3: in an ad.
Speaker 2: No, I've got to get onto that today.
Speaker 3: Hey, coming up before four o'clock, we're going to be
Speaker 3: talking about Drake's dad and shout out to all our
Speaker 3: beautiful Perth listeners who were potentially off to see Drake tonight.
Speaker 3: We're also going to be asking you what you have
Speaker 3: given as a gift when you had no money. But
Speaker 3: next thirteen twenty four to ten, if you would like
Speaker 3: a brand new bum bag in Chrissy's Quizzies.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, let's give away one of our
Speaker 1: brand new designer bumbags Chrissy's Quizzy. Designer, of course, that
Speaker 1: I refer to in the previous sentence is the great
Speaker 1: Tom Cassimento.
Speaker 3: Oh did you design these, Tom, with the help of
Speaker 3: the Nerva marketing team. Yes, you don't have to be
Speaker 3: such a company boy, you can just say yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, it was me of course it was you.
Speaker 3: You will give me someone else in the Never marketing team, Troy, Oh,
Speaker 3: try try, Okay, I take that back. We love Troy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that that designer is like, what do you
Speaker 2: think of this?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: My love it?
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's the whole meeting design meaning it's the
Speaker 2: whole meeting.
Speaker 1: All right, Hello Catherine, that's very formal me calling you Catherine?
Speaker 2: Does everybody call you Katherine?
Speaker 4: People like me?
Speaker 2: Well? I like you? What are people who like you
Speaker 2: call you kath.
Speaker 4: Catherine?
Speaker 2: Whatever?
Speaker 5: I answer to everything?
Speaker 2: You're the best. I hope you win this bum bag?
Speaker 2: Hello Helena? Or is it Helena?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: No, You've got it right straight away, Telena.
Speaker 2: Lena because it could also be Helena so.
Speaker 5: Many different things.
Speaker 2: I bet you hate it when people call you Helen.
Speaker 1: All right, well you're not gonna hate maybe because one
Speaker 1: of you is going to win this bum bag.
Speaker 2: Designed by Trying Tom. Question number one, Your names are
Speaker 2: your bothers, guys? Best of five? You know the drill?
Speaker 1: How many Grammys did Billie Eilish win it? Yesterday's ceremony?
Speaker 3: Yes, Helena.
Speaker 6: Zero?
Speaker 1: Can you believe that she's so? The album is brilliant
Speaker 1: She's brilliant and not a.
Speaker 3: One absolutely robbed. I feel so bad for her.
Speaker 1: How do I Question number two? What is a dipstick
Speaker 1: used to check when it comes to cars?
Speaker 3: Catherine just got in there oil?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you know how to do that?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: Do they even have them anymore?
Speaker 1: No? I have no idea.
Speaker 2: Do you know how to do a jack?
Speaker 3: No, that's why you call dad.
Speaker 1: I know how to do it. Yes, I do, because
Speaker 1: my dad is actually a mechanic.
Speaker 3: Aja, did I know that? Not? The man can do
Speaker 3: everything he can.
Speaker 2: It's so intimidating.
Speaker 3: I reckon, I wouldn't know how to do it. Actually
Speaker 3: if I popped the bone?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: This is one point each to Helena and Catherine. Question
Speaker 3: number three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, too many pop and bottles, not enough popping and
Speaker 1: vomits bonnets?
Speaker 2: Am I right? Here's a numther three?
Speaker 1: Which billionaire has sat Donald Trump's approval? Yes, Catherine, it
Speaker 1: is elon.
Speaker 3: He wants to shut down a major US government for
Speaker 3: people that wanted to.
Speaker 1: Hit that for whatever agency, leaving ten thousand people without
Speaker 1: a job.
Speaker 3: Good on you sry. Not the hopeful government.
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't want shut down the government. No, you
Speaker 1: never know. Question number four which artist sunk Bink Bony Club?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, Catherine, Chapel Row it is Chapel Roan. Here's
Speaker 2: a fun fact. Do you know that the Chapel.
Speaker 1: Roane is not on her birth dish? And her real
Speaker 1: name is Kaylee Rose.
Speaker 2: Kaylie ka y el E.
Speaker 3: That is so bogan, Kaylie Rose, Kaylie Rose. I wonder
Speaker 3: what her parents were.
Speaker 2: On question number five, what's a score?
Speaker 3: I thought it was two points to Helena, two points
Speaker 3: to Catherine. Am I rom?
Speaker 6: Tom?
Speaker 2: Let's just say with that, Tom, no.
Speaker 3: Tell me, tell me because I was distracted.
Speaker 2: Question two, Dipstick was to Catherine. Elon Musk was Catherine.
Speaker 2: Pink Pony Club was Catherine. Catherine, You're the winner.
Speaker 1: You've got yourself the brand new designer bum bag, and
Speaker 1: both Try and Tom are gonna sign it for your cat.
Speaker 4: Thank you. I'm going to wear it around my office
Speaker 4: and like like a bag of order.
Speaker 2: Yes you must, you must pop off, Catherine.
Speaker 3: Sorry about that, guys, it was a bit distracted.
Speaker 1: I know we were so excited about Kaylie Rose. Katy
Speaker 1: did you get in lost? On what do you Smell
Speaker 1: Like Vodka?
Speaker 2: The Christy Swan Show, The Chrisy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Now, Jack, you know that I've been obsessed with quite
Speaker 1: some time about decluttering and clearing out.
Speaker 3: Yes, and I feel like you revealed last week that
Speaker 3: you've almost completed your decluttering. I reckon I have thanks to.
Speaker 2: That Skip Skip fielded film. It's all gone.
Speaker 1: But one of the great benefits of decluttering is a
Speaker 1: you see what's in your wardrobe. And that's why I've
Speaker 1: been able to wear nice things. I didn't even know
Speaker 1: I had these, do you know what I mean? Because
Speaker 1: they're just sitting there dead, there's clothes. And I'm also
Speaker 1: finding stuff that I thought was lost forever, because you know,
Speaker 1: I moved a lot boxes of stuff and then you
Speaker 1: someone reminds you of something and you go, oh, that
Speaker 1: probably went in that move ten years ago or whatever.
Speaker 1: But my mum has a favorite thing that I make,
Speaker 1: much like the pulled pork.
Speaker 3: How was it, by the way, unbelievable? Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: So I gave you some pool pork yesterday because I
Speaker 2: know that's your favorite.
Speaker 3: Will that be okay to go again tonight?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And my mum's favorite thing, I mean, she likes everything
Speaker 1: I make, but specifically, and this is a historical recipe.
Speaker 1: They were these little Spanish almond biscuits that I used
Speaker 1: to make when I was in primary school, like year seven.
Speaker 1: She loved them then, and she has mentioned it a
Speaker 1: few times a year ever since, and I always say
Speaker 1: it were the same thing. I can't find the recipe
Speaker 1: anywhere I've obviously, I can't find the original respects.
Speaker 2: I was twelve years old when I got it.
Speaker 1: But I've googled Spanish biscuits, almond biscuits.
Speaker 2: Can't find that.
Speaker 3: I didn't just go down to Philipps and give her
Speaker 3: one and pretend that you made it. No quite nerves.
Speaker 1: For some reason, these were really special. I've never tasted
Speaker 1: anything like the magic Well. I was cleaning out a
Speaker 1: cupboard under the stairs. Under the stairs, did you find
Speaker 1: Dobby pretty much?
Speaker 2: I found it?
Speaker 1: Cousin it, No, And there was like old tiles and
Speaker 1: dog carriers from dogs long since God to gone to God,
Speaker 1: all that sort of stuff. And then right in the
Speaker 1: corner I found this historical document. Wow, please read the title.
Speaker 3: Of it, Classic Cooking by Sea Swan nineteen eighties nineteen eighty.
Speaker 1: It's a Manila folder with plastic envelope and like you know,
Speaker 1: one of those metal clasps. It has one recipe per
Speaker 1: plastic envelope and the minute I saw it, I thought
Speaker 1: the almond biscuit recipes in there.
Speaker 2: I remember it, and sure.
Speaker 3: Enough, this needs to go into an Australian like media museum.
Speaker 2: You can look at it.
Speaker 3: It's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Page one almond biscuits.
Speaker 3: And may I add that it is in a blue
Speaker 3: and purple pencil.
Speaker 2: Well, it's actually in a purple Derwin.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got my dourins out for this, so you
Speaker 1: know it's good. Well, I made Mum these on the
Speaker 1: weekend and I dropped them into her took a photo
Speaker 1: of it on the on the bench. I said, look,
Speaker 1: I've just sink drop these in for you for a
Speaker 1: little love package. And this was at like two pm.
Speaker 1: She texted me about going thanks for dinner.
Speaker 2: She was just gonna eat them for dinner. You know
Speaker 2: them so much.
Speaker 1: But I remember I used to save I pull my
Speaker 1: pocket money because slivered almonds is the main ingredient and
Speaker 1: they're very expensive. And I was ten, ten or eleven
Speaker 1: years old and I would save up my pocket money
Speaker 1: and buy the slivered almonds. And once I made her
Speaker 1: this like four batches of them, and I wrapped it
Speaker 1: up in this big silver wrapping paper and I realized
Speaker 1: I remembered.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, that's right.
Speaker 1: I used to give these biscuits when I had no money.
Speaker 1: Obviously I had no money because I was eleven, But
Speaker 1: they're a great gift to give. I used to also
Speaker 1: give carrot cakes that.
Speaker 2: I would make. And I know what you do.
Speaker 1: You know when you've got no money, which is now,
Speaker 1: you read gift stuff that has been.
Speaker 2: Sent to you.
Speaker 1: And I just want to know I thirty twenty four
Speaker 1: to ten, what did you habitually give people that brought
Speaker 1: a smile to their face, which is important to all
Speaker 1: of us when you had no money, when you didn't
Speaker 1: have the budget for something amazing?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten, jump on the line and
Speaker 3: tell us, and we will gift you a Baker's Delight voucher.
Speaker 2: The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: They're not a Baker's Delight product, but they should be.
Speaker 1: These are my arm and biscuits. And I realized I
Speaker 1: brought them.
Speaker 2: In and I didn't give you one to try.
Speaker 1: Oh so I used to make these when I was little,
Speaker 1: little ten.
Speaker 2: Eleven, grade five, grade six.
Speaker 1: I used to save up my pocket money and buy
Speaker 1: the alments because I knew that they were my mum's
Speaker 1: favorite biscuit and I've lost forever.
Speaker 2: Aren't they great? See they're special?
Speaker 1: So now you know why I couldn't get it from
Speaker 1: Philipps and why my mum's been obsessed with them for
Speaker 1: thirty years.
Speaker 3: Hey side note, they remind me of a really beautiful
Speaker 3: Greek biscuit our receptionist Vicky gave me for Christmas.
Speaker 2: I agree they are similar to that.
Speaker 3: Jesus slightly different.
Speaker 2: But yes, they are similar to that.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Swany thirteen twenty four to ten. We are
Speaker 3: asking what have you given as a gift when you
Speaker 3: had no money? Let's go to Angelo Often.
Speaker 2: They hit the best I finding and don't you reckon?
Speaker 4: Yeah they do if if you're in the mood for
Speaker 4: giving the gift, though, that's the question.
Speaker 2: All right, what have you got yourself into?
Speaker 4: And so I printed all for very nicely printed you're
Speaker 4: what You've been given a free meal at my house
Speaker 4: at a time and date that to you, thinking please
Speaker 4: please don't come and tell me you want your free meal,
Speaker 4: because I'm not the mood for cocuut.
Speaker 3: So has anyone taken you up on that offer, and
Speaker 3: or no.
Speaker 4: No, thank goodness.
Speaker 5: I mean I have I have.
Speaker 4: Provided meals to eat people, but it was just at
Speaker 4: the time and I didn't really want to do anything.
Speaker 1: You should have had it in You should have had
Speaker 1: fine print, like all vouchers do, like the gasteris not
Speaker 1: actually valid.
Speaker 3: Good Baker's to like voucher for you. And let's go
Speaker 3: to Leah, who's in Tasmania. You listen the Nova player up, Lea, Yes,
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 5: Oh well, apparently I'm the first trust caller from Hobart.
Speaker 5: I hope I'm not the worst caller.
Speaker 2: You are. You are both of those things, Leah, you
Speaker 2: are both.
Speaker 1: My daughter was asking about Tazzy Yes today actually because
Speaker 1: it's one of my favorite places, particularly Hobart, to go.
Speaker 5: And she's like, come on, come on down, come on down.
Speaker 1: She said, is Tasmania beautiful? And I said, oh, Peg,
Speaker 1: it's just it's like a wonderland.
Speaker 2: It's so beautiful. It is.
Speaker 5: It's stunning. We're lucky to live here.
Speaker 2: You so are.
Speaker 1: Now what did you give someone when you were tight
Speaker 1: on the coins?
Speaker 5: Okay, So I went back to full time UNI study
Speaker 5: in my mid thirties and I was pretty broke and
Speaker 5: I wanted to give one of my best friends at
Speaker 5: the time, who was super supportive, you know, like a
Speaker 5: meaningful gift, but I didn't have any cash. So what
Speaker 5: I did was I used a word template to make
Speaker 5: up a gift about her, and I gave her a
Speaker 5: weekend of childminding flash babysitting wow, so that she could
Speaker 5: go with a way with her mates for a wild
Speaker 5: weekend at Mount Hothams. And so that's what I did.
Speaker 5: Three kids, a preschooler and two a primary school. At
Speaker 5: that time, I was this is before my parenting, so
Speaker 5: it was like it was a significant gift from my perspective,
Speaker 5: I'm a bit nervous, but actually the kids are great
Speaker 5: and I had a really lovely time and she had
Speaker 5: a blaugh lea.
Speaker 2: Do you do you still have that wordourne?
Speaker 5: Well, here's the thing, right, I've actually done this several
Speaker 5: times since too, because I think if you give people
Speaker 5: some time to just rest or do something whild whatever
Speaker 5: they want to do and just be able to switch off,
Speaker 5: I think that's a really significant gift. I couldn't I
Speaker 5: still remember that weekend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I couldn't agree more.
Speaker 1: In fact, Jack your gift that you gave me for
Speaker 1: my birthday. I haven't cashed it in yet, but Leah
Speaker 1: Jack did this. This is how well he knows me.
Speaker 1: He gave me a dinner out with him and his housemate,
Speaker 1: who he knows I love now. I haven't taken up
Speaker 1: on it, but in the back of my mind, I
Speaker 1: know that there is going to be a night where
Speaker 1: I can and just have absolute fun with two amazing people,
Speaker 1: and even just the thought of having it is enough.
Speaker 2: Hallo, Sammy will finish with you.
Speaker 1: What did you give or what do you regularly give
Speaker 1: when you're short on cash?
Speaker 4: My partner and I seem to always run out of
Speaker 4: money at the end of the month, so we give
Speaker 4: each other sexy times, sell them code word.
Speaker 3: Wait, what is the code word sexy times?
Speaker 2: Oh? I thought you're going to go unbroke. Take your
Speaker 2: class off the Chrissy Swan show. Let's go clicking for
Speaker 2: the last time.
Speaker 4: If he has Clickee, then Yo Blake has cash prizes.
Speaker 2: Yo Blake, You're a chance to win Jesus's win dot Com.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, done it a gown sorry.
Speaker 1: Strake has been gearing up for his Perth shows for
Speaker 1: about two years now and he's been enjoying so much
Speaker 1: food in Melbourne, and I've just realized he's spent all
Speaker 1: his time at Crown Casino in Melbourne, gambling and whatever.
Speaker 1: Guess where he would be Oh here, right in front
Speaker 1: of me. Kert's got a big crown too.
Speaker 3: A new fresh crown, right, So he's.
Speaker 1: Just gonna do the same things again. No boo, yep,
Speaker 1: maybe he'll win seven hundred grand, maybe like he did
Speaker 1: in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: What about one hundred million dollar tatslot? I don't think
Speaker 2: this weekend?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is that this Thursday?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna Are you gonna get a ticket? I'm
Speaker 2: going to What do you need money for? So stupid?
Speaker 3: Who needs money? When his credit cards?
Speaker 2: It's not like your credit card back? Drake's dad?
Speaker 1: Is he accompanying him here? I meant to ask that
Speaker 1: footage I've seen is it here?
Speaker 3: No? I think Drake's dad. I think that footage is
Speaker 3: from la.
Speaker 1: Because sometimes these big artists, they travel with their whole family.
Speaker 2: Otherwise I don't see them for years, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I don't think. I don't think Drake takes
Speaker 3: his parents on his tours. I think, yeah, I think
Speaker 3: what he gets up to is probably not mum and
Speaker 3: dad friendly.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, that is true.
Speaker 1: As we know the Grammys we yesterday and Kendrick Lamar's distrack.
Speaker 2: A bitch ancient trying to strike a chord, and it's
Speaker 2: probably a minor.
Speaker 1: Every time I say distrack, I even make myself cringe
Speaker 1: like an old, middle aged white woman saying the words track.
Speaker 3: You sound like a cool mom when you say yeah, no, that.
Speaker 1: Is not cool anyway, he was asked. Drake's dad was
Speaker 1: asked about this dis track and how he felt about
Speaker 1: Kendrick Lamar winning so many Grammys for it, and he's what.
Speaker 6: He said, Gotta ask, what do you think about Kendrick
Speaker 6: Lamar not like us getting Record of the Year.
Speaker 5: I don't care nothing about that shit.
Speaker 2: I ain't got nothing to do with me.
Speaker 3: All the best of them. Man, Okay, cool, don't I
Speaker 3: don't do that? Bulls Yeah, you don't do it.
Speaker 2: He's not into it. Good on you, Drake's dad.
Speaker 3: He looks like a really nice dude.
Speaker 2: He looks cool.
Speaker 1: I mean, I love a man that wears floral and sequins.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a real look, isn't it. And sweenny he's
Speaker 3: matched his glasses. I mean they're probably from Specsator the
Speaker 3: red glasses with the outfit.
Speaker 2: He is a coold.
Speaker 3: He was at the Grammys.
Speaker 1: Of course he was would be rapping his son, who
Speaker 1: was obviously eating steak with three different types of creamy.
Speaker 2: Sauces here in Australia.
Speaker 1: Let's move on to you know, I was saying yesterday
Speaker 1: the iPhone gave me a little snippet of what I
Speaker 1: was doing six years ago. And of course the Grammys
Speaker 1: have been around for a million years. This is this
Speaker 1: is a category from the nineteen eighty six Grammy Awards.
Speaker 1: The announcers was Sheena Easton.
Speaker 2: Have you heard of her? She's surprisingly Scottish and you.
Speaker 1: Think she's either English or American, but she's definitely Scottish.
Speaker 1: And she sang map bebbit the mon oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And she also did a Bond song I think called
Speaker 1: for Your Eyes Only Wow, and that was a great song.
Speaker 2: It was back when.
Speaker 1: You know, I mean Bond song now are really like
Speaker 1: cutting edge, but quite like Sheena Easton's version in eighty one.
Speaker 1: My God anyway, And the other guy that was presenting
Speaker 1: the awards in this is the great fully made up
Speaker 1: like a woman, Nick.
Speaker 2: Rhodes, from Duran Duran have a.
Speaker 1: Listen to the legendary songwriters in this Best Song category
Speaker 1: at the Grammy Awards nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 6: And the nominees are Oh Boy the Summer, John Hanley
Speaker 6: songwriter tune every Time You Go Away, Daryl Hall songwright.
Speaker 1: Now that's interesting because Paul Young sang that song no
Speaker 1: No gram I.
Speaker 6: Want to know nas Nick John's songwriter, money for Nothing,
Speaker 6: that song Rader.
Speaker 1: And they were there in the crowds sting of Hottest Head.
Speaker 2: And this one.
Speaker 6: And where are the World?
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson Jackson Alna Richie won the award and went
Speaker 1: up and waxed lyrical about it.
Speaker 3: But what a category, Swanny. That just sounds like working
Speaker 3: with you every day hearing those songs.
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